ITT: Pokemon are real. Who's your favorite fairy type?

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>>8445756
...

>>8445756
Jiji

>>8445766
fuck off turts

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>>8445756
Sylveon

>>8445728
>[Traumatized Borb Noises]
"I's...have gazed on tha marsh where Sarnath once stood. And it was lewd.

>>8445786
(...)

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>>8445756
Eyem da best

>>8445766
(I wish whoever you are you'd drop that character.)

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>>8445728
...
>Confused lobster
Why were you...

>>8445801
Uh...
You okay?

>>8445805
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>>8445830
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>>8445756
Slugma!

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>>8445756
>Internal lizard hissing

>>8445728
...That was Spanish.

>>8445844
(Also stop with the hex because everyone's going to think you're Gladi.)

>>8445866
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>>8445866
>everyone's going to think you're Gladi
do you think i care
because
i
do
not

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>>8445837
>>8445860
>Plushbando: Try to suppress perching on the bonehead's head.

>>8445873
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(I wish I could translate hex on my phone. Snooping on convos is a ton harder when it's hex)

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>>8445756
Shiny and sylvie are pretty cool

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>>8445837
...Der's tings that you just can't unsee amico aragosta.

>>8445890
>[LOOKS AT YOU WITH DESPAIR BUT ALSO A BIRDBONER]

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>>8445756
Fairies a dumb

>>8445765
Hmmm I like small places to. less witnesses.

>>8445893
yo
yeah im usually lurking
>>8445898
hey nerd

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>>8445890
...
>Hug the cute goofball

>>8445922
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>>8445905
>Thumbs up.
>>8445935
>Fuck it.
>Roost on his head.
>Hug wak head.

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>>8445756
I'm going to say Mimikyu. They are very enigmatic

>>8445922
(Sup dweeb. How's it going?)

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>>8445915
I like how you think!
Do you want to go now?

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>>8445977
Yeah sure. you in Alola or something still?

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>>8445950
...
>roost on the doll
>gain unnatural desire to hug skellingtons
>be confused

>>8445947
yeah
if you dont mind im gonna like
not talk to you anymore
the turts shindig reminds me shit id like to forget
>>8445968
pretty gay
hows it going with you

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>>8445990
>>8445905
>Confusion

>>8445995
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>>8445995
(Trying to avoid an overly affectionate sophomore. The cuddly jail bait is starting to freak me out man, save me.)

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>>8445950
..Cute.
>Pet best plush hat

>>8445990
...
>Bonefire clicks on
Pollo fritto.

>>8446030
nothing against you just like
got my own shit that relates to yours
feel better soon man
>>8446032
tamp
or should i come over there with my sword

>>8446030
I hope he never comes back
And by he I mean you

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>>8446017
Yes.

>>8446043
Colpa della bambola del sesso.

>hide in the new, non-flammable lake
>resent lack of pats

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>>8445990
>New birbhat.
>Pat birbhat.
>>8446017
Hi Shelldon.
>>8446043
>Hug the bonehead.

>>8446055
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>>8445988
Kicking it in Sinnoh, have you wandered since our duel or are you still around?

>>8446064
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>>8446088
I'm in Kalos. This town kind of sucks anyway. I'm glad this eye sore will be gone soon.
I'll be in Sinnoh in a bit though.

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>>8445756
not much of a fan of fairies
a klefki stole my car keys once, it was pretty shitty to replace
from time to time that klefki appears around my house
it either liked me or it liked my keys

>>8446055
(Yes. Stabify the minor dude, be my fry in shining armor.)

>Roll for how much of a chicken Skitts is today

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>>8446075
>>8446069
What's...Going on?
>Test out pond

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>>8446069
Egli non è una bambola del sesso.
>Squint at

>>8446075
>Headpats for best hat

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le wee wee le baguettes.

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>>8446084
yeah same thats why i take crazy pills
>>8446111
cluck cluck motherfucker

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>>8446104
See ya soon, Gengy

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>>8446075
>No longer resent lack of pats
>attempt to remain strong and brave criminal who is feared
>roll to not chirp like a borb

>>8446118
Sono molto contento di questo lago non è infiammabile

>>8446116
You's don't want to know.

>>8446136
ruby i upped my game
>Roll to seduce

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>>8446136
honhonhon

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>>8446157
hon hon hon hon hon?
hon hon hon!

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>>8446116
>Shrug.
>>8446118
Yesssss.
>Scratch bonebando under the chin.
>>8446155
>CHEEP.
Uhh... Okay, sorry. Too hard?
>Gentle birb pets.

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>>8446156
darn. you did.
>seduced
You're a pretty hawt anon if i say so myself.

>>8446157
weeeee we.
omlette du fromage?

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>>8446136
>french knife noised
honhonhon

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>>8446111
>tripsfail for not being a chicken
Bawk bawk anxiety bawk
>>8446137
Rip me, I am become the chicken
Fite me for prime chicken ship fugger

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>>8446156
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>>8446180
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>>8446155
Basta ricordare che l'acqua bolle.

>>8446175
>Very happy wak wagging at incredible hihg speeds
hhhhh~
God I love you.

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>>8446155
>Chirping
>Roll for if he finds it slightly cute (evens)
...
Okay then.
>Swim around the pool

>>8446175
...

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>>8446194
hey hey back off i rolled first
and got a higher roll
suck it robot
>>8446180
rip man im not really an anon

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>>8446147
>hops out of sneks shadow.
Yo.

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>>8446194
th-thats one cute bot.

>>8446222
whoa whoa whoa. Dave you make a really cute anon.

hon hon hon

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>>8446175
>Borb: Be less of a flustered spazz
>pls

>>8446204
Ricorda i corvi sono spazzini. Also hollow bones.

>>8446218
>[Awkward Tweet]

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>>8446204
I love you toooooo.
>Smooch the wakhead and keep scratching him.
>>8446218
Pool party?

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>>8446229
I don't know if I'll ever get used to that.
Good spook, by the way.
Do... Can we hold hands, maybe?

>>8446273
>Not going very well.
>Keep pettin' the peeper.
-Stitches

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>>8446222
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>>8446250
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>>8446274
I don't see why not...
I did expand it, after all.

>>8446273
...
>Awkward look at flustered birb
>Finds it even more cute
>Wonders why

>>8446322
>DUBS
DAVE: SEDUCED

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>>8446275
Yeah sure why not.
>grabs sneks hand.
You know any good places to eat?

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>>8446108
>key jiggling in the distance
OH FUCK, IT'S COMING EVERYONE HIDE YOUR KEYS BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE
OR IT WILL GET THEM
>stuntbro run around his house getting all his keys and stuffing the in hiding places

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>>8446322
Look at THIS bot!
LOOK AT IT!

>>8446183
Omlette hon fromage.

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>>8446274
>Bonefire: off.
I love you mooore~.
gosh how are you so good at this.
>Scaletail: approaching mach 1
..Pool party?

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>>8446289
>>8446332
>[FLUSTERED BIRB SOUNDS: AT CRITICAL MASS
>[SPAGHETTI STATUS: 69% AND DROPPING]
>[CRITICAL THINKING SKILLS: OFFLINE]
>[SEAFOOD SPECIAL: IS STARING AT ME]
>[BONES: WILL PROBABLY DEEP FRY ME]
...ne e 'valsa la pena

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>>8446250
i make a cute everything
wait until you see my maid outfit
>>8446322
>>8446351
oh shit
i think im a robosexual now
rip im turning into dad
alright sexy trash bin whats your plan

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>>8446357
>flustered Snivy noises
I know about a little cafe by the beach, we could go by there.

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>>8446383
...
>Swim closer
>Poke with claw
You okay? You look feverish.

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>>8446442
I don't believe ya. lemme see that maid outfit.

>>8445902
>liking fairy types.
You're a dark type tho.

>>8446357
>>8446463
>Hand holding
Reported (not really)

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>>8446501
N-ope, nope. I's good. You uh, you good? You's look kinda red.

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>>8446522
nah you got me this is all ive got dude

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>>8446541
I'm fine. You just looked really, um...Hot.
Like you got hit by a fire move or something.
...
Also, my shell is red, so...

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>>8446463
Lead the way.

>>8446525
You better not tell the mods.

>>8446582
>that speech style
HATEBONER

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>>8446582
Well hey that's not bad.

Guys
GUYS
I still have that feeling something is watching me
Also someone stole a pair of pants
What kind of ghost steals pants, a ghost/dark? ghost/fairy?

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>>8446522
They're my friends
Even if they are fairy types
I don't fairy types that much but those two are alright
I'm also steel by the way

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>>8446442
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>>8446650
I have no idea anon.
>Zoom in on anons butt with a pair of electronic binoculars

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>>8446623
you got me
ive got a hateboner for dresses
>>8446635
thanks dude
turns out i got this too so yeah
have fun

>>8446666
Why'd you waste these quads?

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>>8446593
>hot WOWTHATISAVERYINTERESTINGWORDCHOICEHEHEHEH

*ahem*

No. I am fine. You have a very nice shell. Yep.
>roll to pokerface

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>>8446621
>Starts walking, clutching the ghostly hand tight
I think you'll like it, or... I really hope.

>>8446701
>Yet you wear them
You disgust me
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>>8446380
Pool party!
In the pool?
Y'know?
>>8446721
>Roll to see if you can manipulate the birb since you possessed him.
>Mental suggestion: Go.
>"Fug the lobster."

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>>8446701
Now i'm worried. you have a whole wardrobe of those?

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>>8446721
Thank you.
...
You sure you are okay...?
You look cherry red.
>Poke with claw again

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>>8446711
(because you touch yourself at night)

>>8446650
>boytoy anon stares at anons ass like>>8446680

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>>8446734
eeeh I'm not picky.

>>8446734
(I'm gonna be back in a couple hours, later friendos)

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>>8446734
>>8446829
This seems like a disaster is going to happen.

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>>8446790
Oh, uh.
Sounds fun?

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>>8446839
It probably will be but if they like each other who cares.

>>8446790
>kicks stitches in his stupid face

>>8446825
>Switches to scoping out the much nicer boytoy ass
nice.

>captcha: assis storage

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>>8446790
>Brief mental image of a doll yelling fug the lobster
I WILL NOT
>he yelled at no one

>>8446813
>Flinch like a finch
Yyyyep. Just havin' a harrrrr-... Probla-matic time with some junnnnnk-.... things. Things.

>>8446843
>Muffled AIUTO

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>>8446839
Shush you or ill rip you heart out and feed it to you.

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>>8446843
Yeah!!
>>8446871
>Curse in a cursey fashion.
>>8446888
Oh shit.

>>8446881
>boytoy anon blushes and runs away

(I'll continue this weird shitposting another time
later)

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>>8446790
>>8446843
>Angry watching
>Compounded by pain

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>>8446888
>Very convincing bird
Oh, I see. What kind of things? Mechanical?
Not sure if I could help...

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>>8446888
Fanculo l'aragosta.

>>8446911
>Poke the plush tum
Like.. now, or..?

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>>8446862
What are ya gonna do today?

>>8446916
(Later anon)

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>>8446862
Yeah I have a really bad feeling about this.

>>8446889
UMMMM please do NOT do that?

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>>8446925
...oh for fugs sake I's never asked for this

>>8446935
Uh. Nnope. Just gotta find a new shag - OR ANY OTHER KIND OF RUG - for the one that got's stole. And uh, the table. Didn't ever replace the table... Lake could use some atmosphere. Deck chair or somethin'

>>8446911
>>8446970
Sporgenza perché. Sporgenza per favore. Lobster pene.

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>>8446911
>Oops he just stabbed himself.
>>8446925
>Squint.
>>8446970
Should we do something about that angry bird? Besides murder?
>>8447007
>Roll for intensity of lewd (read: cuddles) lobster images.

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>>8447007
Ottenere l'aragosta cazzo.

>>8447030
..huh?
Clancy doesn't seem angry though.
And why would we kill him?..
>Bonehead why are you so dumb.

>>8447030
>a mysterious force drags stitches to the nearest trash can

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>>8447007
Hmm...Could buy a rug and table.
Or steal them from some abandoned house.
...
A few chairs by the lake? And a patio?
It could use some decoration...

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>>8447030
>Squint harder

>>8447007
>ANGERY intensifies

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>>8447002
I will. but later. I'm going to let you waste your time trying to get "stronger" and evolve and such. That makes it waaaay more rewarding... all the work you did just to die painfully and pointlessly.

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>>8447074
I meant the one with the big b-
>>8447076
>Confused trash plush noises.
>Where even is the nearest trash can.
>>8447100
>Squint from trash can.

>>8447112
>Roll to stuff gengy into a comically large salt shaker

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>>8447100
>while hiding his key from the kleptomaniac menace he feels the raw anger from the distance
WHAT WAS THAT?

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>>8446988
Been training most of the day just decided to take a break. What do you want to do?

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>>8447124
...???
Honey, why are you in the trashcan?..

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>>8447112
>heavy breathing

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>>8447030
>Borb is bombarded with several thousand pictures of lobsters being hugged, snugged, and ...booped
>[HEAVY BREATHING]
y u do dis

>>8447084
>Borb: Be excited that your secret - but still very intimidating - passion for interior decoration has been acknowledged
Torches and a firepit are a good source o' natr-al light, an dey'd be good heatin' for the night when it cools down. Not to men-sion the opportunity for campfire cookin' and the as-thet-ic value

>roll to suppress thoughts regarding lobster-cuddle-based warming

>>8447100
Gesù Cristo, che uccello è arrabbiato

>>8447124
>watch liege float off to trashcan
...This is the person I sold my soul to.

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>>8447152
i do not know. I am super bored though...

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>>8447156
I am one with the trash.
>>8447187
>Wave from trashcan.

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>>8447130
>phase out of it
haha very funny. do that again and we will figure out how many times i can wrap your intestines around your neck.

>>8447176
What? you're not excited to level up now?

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>>8447124
>SQUINTING

>>8447187
>MAXIMUM ANGERY
>Angry squawking denote physical pain and a charging up Beak Blast

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>>8447223
..There's not even anything in there, that's just there to look good.
...
>Shake head
goofball.

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>>8447290
>Stitches: Be the hero.
>Roll to pacify at least some what.
Uh, hey! We haven't even talked yet.
>>8447298
Keheh. Booooooones, there's a flaming bird,

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>>8447223
...Hello.

>>8447290
OOOOOH FUK TIME TO GO
>grab the Shell and run

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>>8447187
That...Sounds really nice, actually.
Camping and hanging out here sometimes could be nice.
>Pat bird's "shoulder" in a friendly way
You are much better at decorating than me.

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>>8447314
>>8447312
>Hundred pound lobster is picked up
Woah.

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>>8447307
..Yes I know Clancy is gay.
>Roll to stop being an idiot and actually notice the angery toucan sam
..And flying away?

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>>8447336
TALK LATER. RUN NOW. HIDE IN CASTLE. PHYSICS CAN CHOKE ON IT.

>>8447362
CAZZO FARE QUALCOSA TESTA VUOTA STO CERCANDO DI SALVALE LA MIA MARITOOOO

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>>8447307
>>8447312
SQUAAAAAAAAAAA

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>>8447206
Did you lose your squeaky toy?

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>>8447312
>>8447314
>>8447336
>Witness this.
>>8447362
Noooooo the bird that's on fire.
>>8447418
That bird.
Come on, don't you want to be friends?
>Be the Frisk: Pacifism time.

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>whoops sorry guys my phone died
>>8446674
aight
wheres your boat dude
>>8446800
nah
just like
a few i borrowed for shitposting
i got lots of shitposting outfits

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>>8447419
....
yes.

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>>8447389
..Husband?
Hehe, good luck with that.

>>8447430
..Right.
That one.
>Bonehead: be mildly confused
>Why is there a toucannon all the way in orre
>Why is it so angery
>Will I ever stop being so gay?
>No.

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>>8447389
>Squawking at a higher intensity due to Doppler effect

>>8447430
SQUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>>8447389
Uh...Okay.
>Confused lobster: go with it
Do we find a locked room to hide in...?

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>>8447437
69 6e 20 74 68 65 20 6f 63 65 61 6e 0d 0a 6a 6b 0d 0a 3e 73 65 6e 64 20 63 6f 6f 72 64 69 6e 61 74 65 73 0d 0a 32 39 2e 37 37 32 37 34 30 2c 20 2d 31 31 37 2e 35 39 36 32 39 38

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>>8447479
>from a castle window, barely audible
I'S NEVER SAID HUSBAND STOP LYING
>he said carrying the lobster husband out of harms way

>>8447531
That's generally the answer.

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>>8447479
Yes, Bones.
>>8447528
>Fuck pacifism.
>Roll to spook the angery bird,

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>>8447558
Yes you did, you sly crow.

>>8447575
So what do you want to do about this?..

>>8447528
>Roll to intimidate with lizard hissing and fire

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>>8447558
Okay. That works.
>Open door to nearest room
>Evens, it's a bedroom
>Odds, it's still a bedroom, but it belongs to a certain wak and plush

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>>8447234
>Scheme.
Do you think you could get me stronger?

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>>8447531
>>8447558
>You can feel the red hot beak behind you

>>8447575
SQUAAAAAAAAAA

>>8447638
SQUA?
>Roll to not crash

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>>8447549
aight
i suck at directions tho so fugging
rip me
lets hope i dont end up ded in the bermuda triangle
tragic end to the quest for robooty
>Rolling for this shit

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>>8447697
>odds
>Dave is lost as fuck
>No surprise there

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>>8447638
>from beyond a barricaded door
LIIIIIIES

>>8447662
...Well then. Dat's. Dat's a bed.

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>>8447638
Uh... Let's try to avoid killing him I guess? Might be scared or... Something?
>>8447685
Uhhh...
>Tie him up.
>>8447710
>"Fug the lobster"

>>8447677
>A lady with smudged makeup walks over.
Hey there, little fella~.
How are you?
>She appears to be offering some PokeChow...

>>8447715
>rolled a 5
>"tie him up" got mixed up with "fug the lobster"

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>>8447710
Uh...Yeah.
It is.
>Awkward silence
...
>Lie on bed, testing it out
I usually sleep in the pond.
...
Think the angry bird is gone?

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>>8447697
>>8447707
77 6f 77 20 79 6f 75 20 73 75 63 6b

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>>8447710
Tis the truth. Waks are incapable of lying.

>>8447715
..I'm pretty sure he wasn't scared.
until i hissed at him, anyways.
But uh, yeah, alright.
>Assist plush in capturing the irritated toucan

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>>8447685
>Intimidated just enough to fail to notice something important

>>8447662
>>8447710
>That being a closed door
>And Toucannon Sam was already injured and at 50% HP from yesterday
>THUMP
SQUAAAaaaaaaaawk
>K.O.

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>>8447766
if thats what you want bb i can deliver
>Roll to be less lost

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>>8447741
Oh hey! I was actually getty pretty hungry. thanks!
>accepts Pokechow

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>>8447788
69 20 6a 75 73 74 20 68 65 61 72 64 20 73 6f 6d 65 74 68 69 6e 67 20 67 61 79 20 6f 6e 20 74 68 65 20 62 6f 61 74

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>>8447715
>[INTERNAL SCREAMING]

>>8447776
>[EXTERNAL SCREAMING]

>>8447755
>lobster on bed
>baconbird why
Yeeep.

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>>8447448
Well that's no good, where did you last see it?

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>>8447807
>Seductive pose: probably happen
sup
is it me youre looking for

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>>8447828
last night when i was wandering around town. It could be anywhere!

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>>8447777
>777..7
>Well shit son I guess I'm branching out now
>Payday: but with gold bars.

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>>8447801
No problem, cutie~
Say, I'm looking for something - a very, very real-looking statue.
You wouldn't happen to know where I could find something like that, would you~?
>(tfw you mix up two characters and decide to just roll with it)

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>>8447842
Was it the ball or did you have another one? We can go look for it if you want.

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>>8447842
do you want help looking up for your toy?

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>>8447741
>Squ-
>>8447857
>Oh fuck.
>Scope the pretty lady out.

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>>8447823
...
>Gets off the bed, the underside of his abdomen briefly visible
>Pushes the barricade aside, and peeks out the door

>>8447777
...
Well, we should be safe for now.

>>8447892
>>8447881
>>8447842
>Meanwhile, a lady in a lot more makeup than >>8447857 finds a squeaky toy and looks at it.
Scorch marks...
Perfect~

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>>8447881
It was the ball!

>>8447892
I would love help... I had it all broken in and everything...

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>>8447897
>roll to obtain tissue for nosebleed. Beakbleed. Whatever. Anime.

Yeah. Everything happinin' here is safe for work... In general safe also. But also work. Yes.

*cough*

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>>8447715
>>8447776
>Unconscious
>Tied up
>Angery

>>8447854
>Concussion intensifies

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>>8447857
A 'real' statue huh.... I'm not a huge art buff but I'm pretty sure statues aren't real. I heard of a Slugma that did some pretty cool art though. does that ring any bells?

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>>8447776
Oh well.
>>8447944
>Make sure he isn't going to die from his concussion.
>Maybe, uh, do a little future recovery and kinda...
>Just...
>Slip a bit of plush soul in him.
>Yep.
>That'll help in the future.

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>>8447823
>Try and do a ghosty magic thing
>Roll to light some candles in the room.

>>8447972
..Did you just?..
>Question the plush

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Hello, this is CATALYST RADIO (YEAH), and the "Your Real Unovan Heroes" contest is still ongoing!
The two best submissions will win a year of free daily bagels, provided by the West and 6th bakery!

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>>8447922
well let's go look wher you saw it last time

>>8447999
How do we submit Mr. Failtrips?

>a wild boytoy anon appears
>he naps in [x] location on a bench

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>>8447922
>>8448004
Yeah what adri said lets go look for your squeaky ball

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>>8447999
>tripsfail
SQUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW
>A mega pidgeot crashes into the wall.

>>8448010
>Zoooooom in
>Scope that booty.

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>>8447953
I've him before, he's quite nice~!
His work isn't... quite what I'm looking for, though.
There's a specific piece I'm tracking.
It was of a Conkledurr, in a fighting pose.
Does that ring any bells~?

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>>8447939
Thanks for flying me here, I guess.
...
>Walks into hallway
...
>Bend over
>Pick up some things the bird knocked down with lower claws
>Put them back on the shelf they came from
So, anyways...What were we talking about?

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>>8447999
Hello!!!
Yes!!!
Unovan?
Um...
Unovan!!
Like N!!
Like Colress!!
Feed Anomalesia!!
Protect Anomalesia!!
Give new home!!
No throw out this time!!
Protect friends!!
Like John!!
Like SB!!
Help Azoth!!
Protect Azoth!!
Good friends help other friend!!
>>8448023
>AGRESSIVE HYENA SOUNDS
NO!!
OUT!!

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>>8447944
>dubs concussion
THAT'S WHATCHA GET FOR TRYIN'TA BROIL MAH LOB-STAH YA DIRTY FAKKIN' JAY

>>8447984
>teal mood lighting
...Stiches did this.

>>8448035
>donotmolestthelobsterdonotmolestthelobsterdonotmolestthelobsterdonotmolestthelobsterdonotmolestthelobster
Uh. D-don't mention it amico. So. Uh. Lighting. How's about it.

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>>8447984
>>8448054
>Teal mood lighting.
Bones...?

>>8448027
>boytoys ass is in wide view
>what a nice ass for a man
>Grab ass?
>or
>Lay beside him?

>>8448010
>>8448027
>>8448061
(Can we not do this again? take it to HG or something)

>>8448061
>Yes.
>Yes to both.

>>8448027
>>8448061
guys
seriously
take it to fucking ERP
only pokefugs are allowed

>>8448018
>>8448004
>Squeak squeak
>A lady in too much makeup, road-dirty clothes and holding a giant-ass purse has The Ball.
>She doesn't seem to notice you yet.

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>>8448009
Simple! Pick up your phone and dial in CATA-AIR (228-2247)

>>8448023
>THUMP

>>8448038
Now this is some enthusiasm! You're in!

>>8448061
(there's already a regular erp thread, this ones for pokeshit)

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>>8448054
..hehe.

>>8448059
Yes, hun?

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>>8448018
>>8448004
>following a long... I have no memory of where it is though....

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>Stop scoping the hot Xerneas follower out and get back to Charmless lookout.
>>8448085
>Squint.

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>>8448095
Did you do that?
>Smooch the wak goo maker.

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>>8448054
...
It's...Nice, I guess.

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>>8448085
>looks at the makeup disaster with the ball
>whispers to >>8448096
is that your ball zorro

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>>8448108
Maaaybe.
>Kiss the plush king
yes.
that was so cool.

>>8448081
>only pokefugs are allowed
>more like
>NO FUN ALOUD
>>8448077
>>8448091
>"I hate fun"

>>8448079
(Looks like we'll have to do this another time babe)
>boytoy out

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>>8448112
>roll to not look creepy
Yep. Really uh. Attractive.

The lighting.

The lighting is attractive. And other stuff.

>>8448137
(man we had a goddamn sub boy snuggle orgy yesterday, keep it in your pants)

>>8448137
>ALOUD
fucking
turts
why

>>8448090
I'm going to have to say old man Thorpe.
When he went and investigated the Nimbasa Pokecenter, right before things all went to hell here, he knew he had the law and his moral compass and precisely jack else to back him up. And he still did it.
Guy's a darn hero, and so's every single member of his team.

>>8448137
(Lame. see ya.)

>>8448137
>aloud
oh for fucks sake turts no

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>>8448031
Hmm... I'm sorry I don't... I wish i could help some more...

>>8448152
>>8448171
>Spelling error
>"Hurr durr turts"
>I'm not that fuckweed

>Be me.
>Normal every day guy.
>Get job at Aether foundation.
>After the war crimes.
>And the pokemon experimentation.
>And war crimes.
>Did I mention the war crimes?
>Anyway.
>Faba gives me a job to look for some fucking pokemon in Kalos.
Anyone know about a guy named Frankie?

>>8448090
There's a Greninja around in Castelia, passes himself off as a short guy in a hoodie because of current regulations.
This fella broke cover to help my daughter find her missing Rattata buddy, who'd gotten spooked and run outta the house.

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>>8448131
Yes! yes i think it IS!!!

>>8448085
>sprints at squeaker!

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>>8448141
>Bird: creepy look
Other stuff...?

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>>8448198
Former MCDfag here. I heard of the guy but I'm not saying any more than a Region for free.
I got some advice if you're gonna scrap with 'em, though.

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>>8448208
wait, zorro be careful, we don't know who that is
>follows zorro

>>8448228
Sure why not? I'd appreciate it.

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>>8448208
>Squeak
>She looks over.
Oh, hello there~!
Is this yours?
Hmm... where's your Trainer, hmm~?
I want to make sure your Trainer knows where you are...
>Adjust bag.

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>>8448133
Niiiiiiice.
>Smooch husbando.

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>>8448224
...Doors. Well made doors. Very sturdy you's understand. Gotta keep the assets safe. You's wanna door that's shapely and well designed but also pretty thick.

...Very thick

Thicc.

*cough*

Wheel-chair accessibility is also important. Need it for somma the permits. Dependin on what you's buildin.

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>>8448240
Don't.
MCD threw a shitton of grunts at that fucker on the old fur-fanatic boss' orders. I've seen Plasma black ops assholes with lower body counts.

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>>8448153
I'm have to agree with you there, Thorpe was and still is one of the greatest men in Unova.
If he's listening, thank you.

>>8448208
Heroes come in an all size and species, and it's sad these dumb regulations are hindering good 'mons. He is certainly more of a man than Fatterson will ever be.

>>8448193
(Nigga. I know you ain't him)

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>>8448198
1) Don't seek Frankie
2) Tell Faba to stop being dumb
3) Also tell Faba that his blog sucks

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>suddendlu stuntbro starts shivering
oh god..
what was that, it was not the kleptomaniac menace that came to take my keys
>a klefki appears behind stuntbro without him noticing

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>>8448237
but-

>>8448255
>nervously circles around
Y-you found it! I think trainer is working right now....

>>8448284
Yeah I know about the body count. Might take a different route than what my boss suggested.
>>8448317
Will do.

>>8448311
>it's ok man
>I've been called out as every Roleplayer twice
>just sick of it

>>8448324
>Ms. Makeup Monster Mash: lean down.
Aww, you're so cute~.
Come on, dear, take me to your Trainer!
Please~?

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>>8448276
...
Oh. Um...
>Looks at the door
>Taps on it.
...
Sturdy. And thick.
I see what you mean.
...
No wonder why it stopped that bird.
It's very thick.

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>>8448265
>Smooch the plush husband
So uhm.. since they're busy doing..whatever, in there.
Do you wanna do anything?

>>8448354
fuck the fucking hell off and stop erping in our thread you absolute fucking faggot
kill yourself

>>8448371
you kys

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>>8448371

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>>8448341
I'd pawn the job off on some other poor sap, buddy.
It's what I did. Now I'm alive and the guys who got too greedy for their own good aren't.
I need to pay off some back child support, sure, but at least I'm not dead.

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(Ok guys really though. Please keep it to IC ERP'ing, not... random ERP'ing. It was funny the first time, but as people said, there are other threads for that. )

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>>8448364
>Pick wak husband up.
Hmm... HMMM....
...Wanna conquer some land?

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>>8448360
>resist urge to stare at the shellbutt
>remain pure
Yyyyep. Bird could ram inta that pretty hard. Good coloration too. Matches up pretty well.

>>8448371
(damn nigga calm down, you're gonna turn me into KFC with all that salt)

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>>8448320
be careful, i'll take care of this
>>8448255
>adri gets her notebook and a pen
>she writes
"hello there human you seem to have my friend's toy, could you please give it back?

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>>8448356
Yeah i have not seen him all day!
Ball!
>lunges at the ball

>>8448422
(replied to ther wrong post)
(meant for)>>8448341

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>>8448411
..Sure.
But, what land though?

>>8448404
Fucking only other jobs in my sector are more dangerous shit.
>>8448422
>>8448435
>>8448324
(You mean foxo right?)

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>>8448422
>>8448432
Be careful.

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>>8448198
Unovan Branch Aether Employee here, I would suggest asking for a different assignment. Frankie works for Plasma, and because of the merger that means he's the coworker of you and I.

>>8448452
(man i'm fucking retarded today)

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>>8448450
All of it?
Like... Expand our area and get more of the desert as ours?
We've got a lot of greenery here...

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>>8447677
Huh? what's with everyone trying to get me to help? I guess I could. why?

>>8448422
>Eyeliner Elemental: eyes light up
>Dubs effect: A chill runs down your spine.
I'll gladly give it back, but surely you shouldn't be wandering without any supervision. What if a Trainer decides to bean you with their own Pokeball?
>>8448432
>Got it!
AAACGH!
Down! Didn't your Trainer teach you manners!?