HG thread
Chicken edition
That's a nice chicken.
>>8448363
>
>>8448377
>#MobileLivesMatter
*gulps*
Want some?
>>8448427
>licks
>>8448433
>slaps
>>8448419
>tfw post on mobile 90% of the time
>>8448427
>drinking after a subhuman with nigger lips
Lol no
>>8448242
Not -that- Rock dude. The Rock with Ed Harris, Sean Connery, and Nick Cage.
>>8448245
Man I don't even keep track anymore. The first couple hundred were special but then its like... Eh.
>>8448447
>tfw this but 100%
>>8448427
I do not trust the contents of that bottle.
>>8448363
>activates my own chicken game
>>8448427
Is that seamen?
>>8448447
>>8448473
>kissu
>>8448492
yee
>>8448427
That isn't milk I bet.
>>8448473
I meant recently, and how are you and the fox one's relationship going?
>>8448507
>homu a shit
>>8448534
It's seamen, she's trying to make ever male gay. Quickly, we have to evacuate the thread immediately.
>>8448569
>You get used to it.
>>8448569
Browsing this site on mobile really isn't that bad. It's like browsing on a computer, but it's not as heavy and shit.
>>8448569
Use Clover
>>8448560
>whispers into the anon's ear
Worst. Girl.
>thanks for the sweet edit though
>>8448569
It's something you get used to over time, it's almost second nature at this point.
>>8448600
>not as heavy and shit
What?
>>8448578
Better idea, we purge her and send her to firing squad.
>>8448608
But I don't even know the anime.
>kissu
>>8448578
>seamen
All those poor fish with human faces and the late Leonard Nimoy's voice
>>8448611
Leave.
>>8448569
It's not that bad.
>>8448569
>I don't see why that would be a problem.
>>8448611
Good idea. Call in the firing squad, tell them we're "Painting the walls another layer of red"
>>8448569
>from what I've used and seen of others, it's not very different at all.
>>8448610
Well, I mean more portable. Unless you have a laptop, you can't bring your computer with you everywhere.
>all these fucking mobile posters
>>8448635
Sorry, but something just came up. Get everything done and if all is well, you killed her by the time I come back.
>>8448617
Modoka Magica
>>8448659
Oh come on, don't be so offensive now m8. We mobile-fags aren't sub humans. There's no difference at all, only some minor differences.
>>8448680
i love this spooder gif
>>8448690
>when a mobile poster replies to you
>>8448711
As do I.
>>8448714
>replies to you
>>8448608
Madoka > Sayaka >= Homura > rest > Kyoko
>inb4 shit on
>>8448714
What do you have against us PC-fag? We have done no harm to your kind. Yet you treat us like a disease.
>>8448714
boo
>mobile posters enter the thread
>>8448659
You can swallow a pitcher of battery acid.
>>8448569
It's all good.
>>8448507
Masterrace t b h
>>8448534
Ahri's great. We're great. Everything's actually great and awesome right now. How are things with you?
>>8448730
Sayaka > Mami/Kyoko > Madoka > cheese girl > Homura
>>8448730
Which one is "Shit On"? I never finished Madoka.
>>8448748
Stop this racism, Mobile-fags are people to.
>>8448755
Wrong
So how do I enter these things anyways?
>>8448755
>Not Mami country miles above the rest
>>8448784
Put in a name a picture and join the collective shitposting
Can all avas who mobile post please out yourselves? I need to find who to ban from all my future games. I've already got four names down
>>8448784
A host will call for first 24/36/48, so you reply to them with a pic you want to use as an ava and their name.
>>8448791
Have this.
>>8448763
People usually rag on Madoka for being the worst
>>8448791
>>8448783
I-I'm not saying anything about your tastes
>>8448784
>Pick a ava(Video-game character, Tv show character, Movie character, etc)
>Reply to any post that's says something like "First 24", "First 36", or "First 42".
>Reply has to include a pic of you Ava, and his/her name.
>Then sit back and relax, you can rp to if you want.
>>8448836
>Video-game character, Tv show character, Movie character, etc
>>Anime not listed
Hi asgore.
>>8448836
>First 42
>>8448818
Post your ava so I can ban you from my games. See? I can lie about being a host too
>>8448831
But you're still wrong, so even if I like her, Sayaka is still garbage.
>>8448841
>etc
>>>>>>>>>>>etcetera
Dumb bitch
>>8448818
Lol, only bark no bite
>>8448866
Don't make me come over there.
>>8448831
>People usually rag on Madoka for being the worst
YOUR WAIFU IS DEAD
>>8448852
They ruined this land and slaughtered its people!
>This is why we don't announce to the whole website what we use to post or browse with.
>>8448897
They did?
O HG, give unto me 24 tributes to venture out into the black depths.
>>8448831
It was a Dad Joke anon. I know there isn't literally a girl named "Shit On" in the show.
>>8448882
Do it. I deserve everything coming my way.
>>8448885
>I actually like Madoka
>I'm kinda wanting to pick Mami back up too
>>8448852
It's a notorious platform for shitposting and ban evasion.
>>8448897
I'm a mobile poster and I haven't raised your villages nor slaughter anyone. I'm just a nice guy.
>>8448885
Yours?
>>8448911
Bladerunner
>>8448911
Gascoigne
>>8448911
Tiny snek
>>8448911
Nrvnqsr Chaos
>>8448911
Plague Knight
>>8448911
YoRHa No.9 Type S
>>8448935
best ass
>>8448911
Dubsman, the digit master
>>8448911
Undyne
>>8448911
Avenger
>>8448911
Cirno
>>8448911
Fujiwara no Mokou
>>8448911
Rikako Asakura
>>8448911
Fluorette
>>8448911
Lusamine
>>8448911
Captain Luna
>>8448911
Clint Eastwood.
>>8448911
Rokurou Rangetsu
>>8448911
Real SJW Gazelle
>>8448911
Kindred Hunter
>>8448911
Lon'qu
>>8448894
OH GOD WHY?!
>>8448911
Ophis
>>8448911
Drunk Vile
>>8448911
YoRHa No.2 Type B
>>8448911
Reigen Arataka
>>8448911
Garbage
>>8448911
Oldberg
>>8448911
Miyako Yoshika
>>8448894
Am I?
>>8448929
>tfw don't shitpost and don't know how to ban evade
>I had mobile long before I got my laptop, all my folders reside on mobile as well so I just stick with what I got comfortable with.
>>8448911
Gabriel
>>8448911
An Army of Mirais
>>8448911
Hsien-Ko
>>8448911
Hazama
>>8448911
Suz
>>8448911
Sakura Kasugano
>>8448911
Eggman-kun
>>8448927
>That'd be neat. I'm pretty sure LF is never going to touch her again so you should be good to go. I can ask him for you if you want though.
>>8448931
It's amazing, I like it. Thank you so much!
>>8448911
Julia Douglas
>tfw wasted entire day and forgot about making new ava folders
>>8448911
Lewd Roman
>>8448927
Mami is pure love, do it.
>>8449031
>tfw wasted entire life
>>8449031
>tfw wasted entire day and forgot about doing homework
>>8449020
Also yours
>>8449003
>Waves stiffly
>>8448911
Haru
>>8449020
>>8449058
Also yours
>>8449031
>tfw wasted entire day and forgot about the cum in my ass
>>8449066
Fuck off Baron
>>8448911
Senshougahara
>>8449058
I humbly accept this proof of achievement, and you have my thanks for creating it. I'll probably put it somewhere safe.
Aw, I missed a game.
>>8449081
You shouldn't care about matching LF's Mami, play her if you think it will be fun for you and that's about it.
>>8449109
Missed a bait game.
>>8449074
*poniko noises*
>>8449074
How much more do you got?
Y'all mind if I pick up the roster?
>>8449152
I don't mind.
>>8449151
That's it so far
>>8449152
Wait like 10 minutes to see if it's really b8 or not.
>>8449152
Please do.
>>8449161
Good enough for me
5 minutes for swaps n stuff
>tfw want to pick up an ava but don't feel like searching images
>>8449125
Was it?
I'm halfway towards passing out most of the time, so i'm usually blind.
>>8449202
Well someone picked it up, so...
>>8449198
Who is it? Someone might have a folder of them
>>8449180
Swap garbage out for the next tribute that didn't get in.
>>8449180
Everything looks good. Let's begin
>>8449221
S-Steven universe...? maybe is a bad idea
>>8449180
This will do, continue.
>>8449116
>Wouldn't enjoy botching something a second time famo. I'll see if I can get around to rebuilding the folder sometime, maybe. The only ava I feel comfortable with is Nagato, bitchy and serious avas just fit like a glove for me for some reason but I don't know that many at all.
>>8449180
Let's go who's next
>>8448730
>>8449180
EDF! EDF!
>>8449289
That game is the shit.
>>8449180
This shall do nicely.
>>8449289
I prefer a steady walk, myself.
>>8449289
>>8449289
>As the horn sounds out the jetpack on Rikako's back actives sending her flying.
>>8449264
You're number 1 in my heart
>>8449289
As usual, run away, no supplies. Repeat cycle.
>>8449289
Interesting fact: space is really big
>>8449347
I-I am SO sorry...! Please forgive me!
>>8449347
What left this hole in the robe, I wonder. A blade? An arrow?
>>8449347
>After a few missed shots Rikako examines her gun.
Ah.. I see.. The barrel isn't completely straight, there's no time to fix it now.
>>8449347
Want to call a truce until one of us learns how to actually hit something? In any case I'm going to get some more ammo.
>>8449289
>Lusamine is released from prison
Shit, she still wants the alien jellyfish dick
>>8449347
Where the hell do the tributes even find all this shit? Doomsday devices, their own spaceships...who the fuck pays for it?
>>8449347
No shit Sherlock, of course I'm thinking about winning. Isn't that everyone's goal here?
>>8448964
i forgot to give this to you again
>>8449385
Well you see host. These devices just randomly spawn out of no where.
>>8449385
Hollow words and nothing more.
>She cuts the connection and and takes a drag from her cigarette.
>>8449385
I'm going to pretend this didn't happen, miss. Feel lucky that I am
>>8449385
Better luck to her next time....
>>8449385
Lewd Roman alone on a planet with two chicks. The planet will be populated in no time.
>>8449410
What the FUCK?
>>8449385
Do you even know how to play?
>>8449385
>blocks
>>8449437
Alliances never work out, so I'll pass. Don't get wasted out there.
>>8449437
>
>>8449437
Where did you hear that from? Because that makes no sense.
>>8449437
>Implants listing device in a place safe and not noticeable
Mission complete
>Leaves hanger before anyone notices.
>>8449459
nice rp
>>8449437
Just bullying someone in a board game isn't enjoyable for the one being bullied, or the bullier in most cases. Go easy on the girl, it will make things more fun for the both of you
>>8449437
What, did you really think some wealthy company pays for this shit?
>>8449437
Some tributes are given Space AIDS. I'm so sorry.
Also, you might be wondering why the background is a flower. I dunno
>>8449486
Thank you, I won trophies with it
>>8449437
So maybe your words weren't all hollow, but you've still lost.
>She drops her cigarette to the ground and stops it out.
>>8449380
S-She was corrupted by the jelly!
>>8449509
For fucks sake, just ask next time. Now give me my leg back.
>>8449509
I prepared for this contingency long before it occurred.
>>8449509
Uh, hello, guards, I didn't actually do anything. Can I please be let go? Keeping me here will just be a waste of money
>>8449509
Nobody keeps Oldberg down when he's got a big payday. I'll tell Vince I can work Roman's match for double the pay as long as it's 5 minutes or less
>>8449509
>Drives away in ship, a trail of bloody footprints leading to the spot where the ship was parked on roof can be seen as the ship leaves the planet.
Now that was fun.
>>8449509
Fluorette is a big stupid head.
Real SJW Gazelle shows us the extent of SJW diplomacy.
The insects are the enemy, 2B. You deserved this.
>>8449503
N-no...
>>8449509
Kill...every...ONE OF YOU!
>>8449555
I-I am not! It's attaching to a physical manifestation of my soul!
>>8449555
I don't know what any of these buttons do. I have no idea why you brought me with to help you
>>8449555
This guy seems impossible to catch, but if we're patient and we keep our distance then he'll inevitably make a mistake.
>>8449555
Guess what clone, you get a free one-way trip. To HELL!!!
>Shoots clone
>>8449555
You kill me and now you're losing. Can't I at least get killed by someone competent.
>>8449555
Thank you dubsman my kid browses your website. I think it was called reddit
>>8449509
>She managed to sneak a small packet of a metal dissolving solution in her mouth which she opens with her teeth and uses to dissolve her cuffs. She spits out the emptied packet afterwards while rubbing her now free wrists.
They didn't even check my mouth, how sloppy.
>>8449555
I don't believe anyone will forget you.
>>8449555
Eggman-kun is a Grandmaster of not only chess, but every conceivable thing in existence. It's futile to go up against him, really.
Get it? Spaces out?
>>8449567
Nananana, you're a big stupid
>>8449605
Y-you're just childish! Distracted me....
>>8449605
So that's what that does? Interesting. Wait, where are those things going?
>>8449605
and now you look like you're about to get raped by Martians too. I think I'm more embarrassed that you are.
>>8449605
This is why you don't fug zombies, people! They're a carrier for all sorts of disease and infections, like space AIDS.
>>8449605
>Finds robe
Sweet, it even fits. Now I can look more badass.
>>8449657
Oh, you stupid BITCH!!!
>Nearly strangles Miyako
Mind if I host after?
>>8449657
I have no idea what an arcade is, so I'm just going to trust your word on this
>>8449605
Why did you need me exactly? You could have easily done that by yourself.
>She narrows her eyes at the girl.
Are you trying to study my fighting methods?
>>8449657
I wonder what kinds of hidden ancient technologies could be hidden under these sands..
>>8448363
What is HG?
>>8449657
You see how the filename is "33?" That means we're 33 slides into this game, true story.
>>8449627
Nanananana!
>>8449691
Yes. Wait, I mean the opposite of that. No! No I don't mind!
>>8449714
cue the musical number
>>8449721
Thankfully, there's a cure for space aids. Thank god, well, time for some more blood.
>Continues exploring galaxies far and wide for targets.
>>8449721
Do not dig into my personal life, especially if I do not know you
>>8449721
Skipped some peace.
The straight-faced science girl is no doubt making some badass modifications to her ship.
EXTERMINATE! KILL! UHHH...DIE!! - Dalek
>>8449721
Hmpf!
>>8449721
>She's passed out from exhaustion, working all the time does that.
>>8449769
Looking at this catalog.. I could make better parts for half the cost, swindlers.
>She slides the welding mask down over her face and gets to work.
>>8449769
Will the hunter become the hunted? Find out in this slide!
>>8449769
I do not want to kill you, even in this arena, so do not make me
>>8449769
>Watches as the group passes by.
>Dubs: Woah, that was close. Well, time to continue my space adventure.
>>8449815
Dubs: Well, fuck me this ain't good.
>>8449815
What's an...anti-life question? Sounds like you'd die if you solved it anways, what with it being anti-life and all.
What's wrong with vidya?
>>8449847
>>8449847
Space AIDS once more. Just can't get away from them.
>>8449815
Furies..? Is that misspelled or are they a new kind of hostile species? Ah yes, I nearly forgot.
>She dies from the many injuries inflicted by the dreaded furies.
>>8449865
And so we reach the final two.
>>8449898
And so we reach the final one.
>>8449907
And so we reach the final winner.
>>8449898
I guess Sakura couldn't take those space AIDS any longer
>>8449921
And so we reach the final 36.
>>8449921
Congratulations to the winner, and thank you for hosting
>>8449935
Thanks for hosting mate.
>>8449921
Yes yes, congratulations and all that.
You have my thanks for arranging this match.
>>8449921
Congrats.
>>8449935
Thanks for hosting.
>>8449921
Hmh. Congratulations, sir. And thank you for this.
>>8449921
>>8449935
Aw shit, you got your head out of your ass and won. Congratulations, now my death is less embarassing
>>8449921
Knew I should've killed that shitlord. Congrats on your win given to you by your male privilege.
>>8449935
Thanks for hosting. Fascist.
>>8449921
Congrats.
>>8449935
Thanks for the game host.
Post what you're listening to
>>8449976
>Annoyed sigh.
>>8450000
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b4KqAPyAYH8
>>8450000
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kp63Aba-fiQ
>>8450000
>Nice quads.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pBn1n0K2dvg
>>8450000
https://youtu.be/DiySSc2Yrhg
>>8450000
Just looking for ava pics.
>>8450050
FUck i forgot to put song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w5UFJu74-qU
>>8450000
http://youtube.com/watch?v=2IN0hFy0JDE
>>8450000
Check'd
Also fuck the official video of this for censoring their shit and making me watch this shitty lyric video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=msycFxniVpM
>>8450084
Honey. Please.
Shush.
>>8450000
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yg8C9SqIUKI
>>8450108
I like you.
>>8450000
Checked.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rtVU--O29oY
>>8450000
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=o51IXCHPnoM
I want there to be a game but because my screen capturing program is annoying to deal with now I don't really feel like doing the hosting myself. What do?
>>8450000
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r7wOa1UWVyo
>>8450144
Bigger than the Devil > Speak English or Die tb.h
I miss ___
>>8450108
If nothing else please don't disrespect Elise's image with your insult-spewing.
>>8450163
Give me a few minutes and I'll try to step up.
>>8450177
That would be great, thanks.
>>8450169
My wife.
>>8450000
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7n9hAjs8yv0
where the fuck is the guy that said he was gonna host?
>>8450169
-ed the game I just won.
>>8450000
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGxv_n40Hzk
>>8450168
Speak English or Die is retarded because they break up the action with stupid bulkshit like halfway in
>>8450192
who?
Drawfags post your work
>>8450227
>>8450108
>>8450220
I mean, it was only intended to be a one-off thing after Scott and Charlie had some free studio time, so I guess they just kinda goofed off and recorded whatever the fuck they wanted.
>>8450273
But I didn't say anything this time!
>>8450256
Thirsting, you are...
I know the UIDs say 60 but how many are actually here? I'll be unable to bump and will be unable to commentate since I am doing other things. If you still want me to host then just say the word.
>>8450286
Go and stay go.
>>8450291
36 would be the safest bet I think.
>>8450293
But...
>>8450291
>Im here
>doing nothing
>>8450291
I'm here.
>>8450291
I'm here.
>>8450000
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=etrb25WNE4A
>>8450291
>Sup.
>>8450291
heyeyeyeyeyey
>>8450291
New thread. 36 with a bump option if we hit 36 uid by the 50th post...
>>8450300
No buts. I'm sure you'll be happier elsewhere.
>>8450291
I'm here
>>8450314
He just said he wouldn't be able to bump you retard.
>>8450291
You should do it.
>>8450291
>
>>8450320
You'd be surprised.
>>8450329
Oops, read it wrong. 36 then.
>>8450338
Maybe, but pls go.
>>8450343
You first!
>>8450291
H-here..
>>8450291
>>8450348
You thirst.
>>8450291
I remain.
>>8450348
If I go first, I can't be sure that you'll go.
>>8450291
Yes? Did you need something?
>>8450358
I will, promise. Pinky swear.
>>8450291
Here
Fuck it I'll do a 48. Once again I won't be able to commentate much if none at all so I do apologize in advance for that.
>>8450291
Let's go!
>>8450369
I don't trust you, you're a scoundrel
>>8450379
i-is this an entry post
>>8450386
wait for the new thread
>>8450291
Yeah, I'm right hea what chu want nigga?
>>8450385
Then neither of us leaves. Simple!
>>8450291
I'll host after you, then.
>>8450404
Hmm. You win this round.
>>8450413
>wink
>>8450291
>hosting
>doing other things
>>8450440
Don't wink at me.
>>8450482
Oh. Fine.
I see how it is. Don't talk to me then.
>>8450462
This. Let Seth go first.
>>8450496
Fine then.
>>8450462
>>8450497
>If you all want Seth to go first then he may. I'll try to go after if possible.
>>8450533
I'm fine either way
I'm just shitposting
>doing other things
>>8450533
I'd rather you go first because your games don't take 10 billion years.
oh my GOD JUST SOMEBODY GO
>>8450533
>kissu
I'd be happy either way.
>>8450523
Fine then!
>>8450533
you dibs first tho
>>8450565
I thought we weren't talking to each other?
HOSTING QUEUES ARE BACK BABY
Previous host here. I'll do it.
>>8450576
only in prime time
dead hours is for jobbers lol
>>8450590
Do what?
>>8450590
>previous host
>new UID
>>8450576
>tfw we had shitstorms for this
>>8450574
>stops talking
>>8450618
>>8450618
>Stares silently.
So who is going...Seth, Vert, or the other guy?
First 24
>>8450533
What this guy >>8450569 said. No reason to work ourselves over hosting priority.
I'll simply muscle my way out of passing out a bit longer.
>>8450618
You better stop!
You're a weirdo!
>>8450664
Kiwi Knight
>>8450664
Baito desu
>>8450664
Nice b8.
>>8450659
Bane
>>8450659
Who's the other guy?
>>8450632
Thanks!
>non talking shimakazd
>>8450664
Idiot
>>8450666
Then you go first big boy.
>>8450666
>Muscle my way out of passing out a bit longer.
Whoa whoa hold up. I want a host as much as the next anon, but health comes first.
Agree on an order, or I'm hosting in 5 minutes.
>>8450739
Just do it
>>8450739
RIGINGS MANIA IN 10 MINUTES
>>8450671
You're the only one who entered so I guess you win.
>>8450766
Thanks
>>8450749
My work here is done.
>>8450778
bye bye forever faggot
>>8450695
Got it. Thanks.
You heard the lady boys, Rigginsmania in "10 minutes".
Pack up your gym bags and steroid sachets, you're gonna need them hard.
>>8450715
I'm a pro-wrestler. I'm used to excruciating schedules, don't worry too much.
>>8450778
But you didn't do anything.
LAST MINUTE WARNING BEFORE RIGGINSMANIA THREAD
RESET THEM TIMERS AND F5 THE FUCK OUT OF THAT CATALOG