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ITT: Pokemon are real.

What's your favorite robug?

The character bin is being rehauled and all characters removed. Only characters played during April and onward will be added, and any canons not played during that time will be available for claiming again.

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Previous thread: >>8434238
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>>8437644
sniffers gets nice things
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>>8437644
Unit 5. He had flowers.
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>>8437644
Unit 5 is bae.
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>>8437644
sniffers is my friend
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>>8437664
>>8437674
THANK YOU!
>GIVE ANONS FLOWERS.
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(Oops posted on the dead thread)
>>8437532
It doesn't i'm kalosian and i never ate mcghetsis until recently
>>8437596
Okay, shiny why don't you try some of the local cuisine
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>>8437701
>pet
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>>8437701
>hug best robug
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>>8437701
>milk
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>>8437701
>hug robug
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>>8437632
Long time no hear, Aria! We've got plenty of ad space open.
You going into business?
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>>8437713
>>8437725
>>8437751
THANK YOU.
>>8437744
UH.
UNIT ONE HELP.
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>>8437711
>Frankie: nod.
We really should get used to Kalosian cuisine. I'd like to at least be able to fix up a presentable local dish if we have company.
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>>8437660
(Nah you're fine man. But ye, Gladi holds the #1 spot on the list. )
>>8437785
>UNIT ONE: SAVE UNIT FIVE: ROAST THE ANON WITH TECHNOBLAST
-U1
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>>8437744
>>8437785
>>8437813
>Note: Unit Five can make milk?
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>>8437813
(shame you stopped the guessing game im curious who the 3rd one is)
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>>8437711
No thanks, I Had enough of that stuff when I hung around my original Trainer
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>>8437829
HELLO COLRESS
>UNIT ONE: NUDGE COOKIE TRAY SLIGHTLY CLOSER
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>>8437872
(Drank)
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>>8437871
(Same, but I don't want to pry too much.)
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>>8437878
>Close bug lewds.
Hello Unit One.
>Munch a cookie.
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>>8437872
>Frankie: raise an eyebrow.
Original Trainer, hmm...?
Heck, I just realized I'm in a room full of native Kalosians and here I'm a Fuschia City guy who hadn't left Kanto until a little while ago.
Any advice on dishes that I should learn to like to fit in?
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>>8437684
>Chris gets up from the sofa rubbing Lune's head in the process then walks off to the bathroom where running water can be heard for a few minutes, he heads back into the living room

It's all set bud, can you wash yourself or do you want help?
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>>8437871
>>8437903
(Plz anons I'll probably embarrass myself enough whenever I stop being chicken and ask Gladi about his number)
(Tbh I'm bad at hiding these things because I get uber defensive and snap at Hateboner so just. Watch for that I guess.)
>>8437917
ARE THE COOKIES ANY GOOD...?
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>>8437962
(feel free not to reply but a hint is requested is the 3rd person a discordfag or a threadfag)
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>>8437760
Yeah...Going to try selling some of the things I've made...
...
How much is a space?
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>>8437760
>Roll to send John bad memes.
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>>8437962
(You just.)
(I have not even the slightest idea as to who the third could possibly even be, so I'm not sure I would even pick up on that. Destined to forever be a secret.)
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>>8438001
For you? First month's free, we can talk cost after the trial period. Not a lot of companies are eager to advertise with us, mainly due to a reluctance to be seen as taking a political position.
>>8438013
Really, the banana meme? Did I fall through a time warp to 2014?
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(What do you guys do to generate interest back in this thread? I don't know what to do.)
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>>8438016
(I just what)
>>8437999
(I will be honest here, Gladi is the only threadfag I actually have OOC feels for. The rest don't talk to me so. Discordfag. That's your only hint.)
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>>8438056
(Start plotlines, make characters to interact with others, shitpost, accidentally ERP)
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>>8437794
Yeah, sounds like a great idea
>>8437872
I never got tired of kalosian food to be honest and i've been eating it my whole life
>>8437941
Well, start at something simple, maybe crepes, simple and tasty
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>>8438013
Umm.
Human friend?
>>8438054
Im 12 and what is this?
>Squawking laughter
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>>8438056
(What >>8438070 said.)

>>8438059
(You just asked about his number. He's probably asleep though.)
(Gonna take a blind stab and say bork maybe?)
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>>8438070
(I have chars, I do plots, I don't know man.)
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>>8438111
>Pokerface
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>>8438098
>Frankie: stretch.
Works for me. I won't be doing traditional Kalosian stuff for dinner every night, Shiny, I promise.
I'm enjoying the general atmosphere here. It's friendlier than Fuschia, even though I'm the odd man out in a number of ways.

>Vapey: wander in
Hiiiii~
Everybody doing good?
We wont have to up and move fast again will we?
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>>8438054
Oh, okay... Hopefully, I'm successful enough to pay you guys properly...
...
How and what can I actually advertise?
With the help of a library and some helpful people, I made a small website...
Air that?
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>shiny leaves the room to go outside
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>>8438056
(I really don't think I can help, I've been here ~6 months with no interest loss. The other anons have good advice tho.)
>>8438121
(Well... I mean... I guess I did? I meant when I actually like. Ask him during a conversation, rather than offhand mentioning it to someone else. Most of the time he's posting around now, but he was gone the past few days so yeah he probably is.)
>Roll for Pokerface
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>>8438111
>failtrips
>Get something legitimately worth asking that question about
Um...
No really, what is that man doing to his bottom?
That looks like it hurts.
Why is this real?
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>>8438192
That works! I can talk it up while I'm DJing, and hopefully drum up some-
>>8438245
>Horrorโ„ข
>Turn off the meme machine
Ruffles, don't look! Gaaaahhh....
That was not a thing for small birbs to see.
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>>8438235
(oh jeez was i actually right)
(feel free to not answer that)
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>>8438201
>Vapey follows
Hey Shiny can I get some advice
Its about people being jerks
And what to do when they're jerks
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Hey, uh, person from a few days ago. We had a monk come over to talk to my brother and we thought he was okay but uh.
He's gone.
What do I do?
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>>8438245
>>8438279
>Pokerface status: destroyed
Where did that Porygon even come from
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>>8438338
Report the disappearance and get a search party together ASAP.
I assume based on the context that he's somewhat troubled - if I'm right, mention this and don't send search party members out alone. Pairs to cover more ground, or triplets if you think you feel two people's insufficient when you find him.
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>>8438201
Hey, uhh... shiny do you need help?
Walking like that must be really inconvenient for you
-adri
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>>8438388
My mom and dad aren't really worried so, uh, I think I'm on my own.
>Deep breath.
I think I can do this. Guess I'm sneaking out for real.
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>>8438338
The one with the possible Gengar possession? Any trace of the ghost?
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>>8438318
I usually just ignore Jerks, or try to fuck them
Usually one of the two
Though if they Get violent they get a Taste of Toxic
>shiny Pulls out an empty McGhetsis Bag from a hiding place
>fills it with a few Rocks
>Doggo wheels back inside and towards the Fridge
>>8438399
Nah, I am fine, Its surprisingly easy
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>>8438280
(Ehhh it's not that big of a deal. It was gonna get guessed sooner or later. )
(Alright anon, my crushes have been revealed, fess up yours before thread gets clogged with me rambling about how much I like Gladi or something.)
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>>8438279
...
Thanks for doing this...
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>>8438433
Oh okay, i just got worried about you
but uh.. how did you even got yourself hurt like that?
It's okay if you don't want to talk about it
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>>8438420
Noo. Haven't seen either of them. Do you know a good place to get a pokemon leveled up?
And... A place to get a Electirizer cheap, I couldn't fit a lot of stuff in my backpack.
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>>8438514
I fucked a Slugma
It was great, wish I could have stayed conscious though
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>>8438433
>Vapey giggles at the prank.
ooooh Zorro's gonna be so grumpy when he finds out
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>>8438462
It's my pleasure.
Feel free to drop by the radio station if you want to visit.
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>>8438589
(Feel free to ignore this if you want buuuuuut...)
Okay!
>Shiny won't pass out from pain/exhaustion during sex now?
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>>8438450
(I was not expecting that at all to be totally honest with you. Then again bork is a pretty cool guy.)
(Jirachi.)
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>>8438524
I'd ask the closest power plant or well stocked electrical supplies shop, and I doubt they would come cheap.
Where are you at?
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>>8438605
>Gives him the website URL over the phone
I will, if I'm in the area.
...
Anyways...I need to go, so...Goodbye.
And thanks again.
>Click
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>>8438642
(If you ever wanna talk over DM I'm up dude. I won't bother you anymore though.)
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>>8438605
Tell that I owe her for the shirt.
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>>8438589
Oh... that's quite a feat, but i hope you somehow get better shiny
It must have hurt like hell
>>8438615
huh...
>thinks about it
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>>8438652
Alright I'll check there.
Kanto!
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>>8438679
(whoosp hello)
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>>8438726
>Smooch that husbando.
(Back to your cage.)
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>>8438592
yep and I have 15 bags total to put in the Fridge
>>8438615
Cool thanks little guy
>>8438705
Determination can make anything fuckable
Like Take Regice for instance, people Said I would not be able to fuck it and it was impossible, But I found a way
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>>8438746
CALL ME~
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>>8438740
>Smooch-ify the qt husbando
(maaaan. okaaay.)
>To the cage, bonehead.
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>>8438746
Haha, yeah that's a good mindset, well as long as it doesn't end up in death it can work out pretty well
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>>8438642
(Yeah, Bork is pretty cool.)
(Okay Bones, I'll stop being a pansy wimp and actually go ask Gladi about his number next time I talk to him if you go ask Jiji for his number)
(And actually text him if you get it)
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>>8438767
>send Regice some dick pics and a Text
'Sorry IceBurg, But I am somewhere in the Ass end of Kalos, but perhaps these will keep you happy until we next meet'
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>>8438746
Woooow
I'm a little scared but impressed

>>8438809
Can I ask you a question?
There's a not-so-nice lady chasing us
I dont know what will happen when she catches up
Either she'll go super crazy and Zorro will probably fry her...
Or she'll break down crying and asking Frankie to forgive her
Im worried he will if sshe does, because shes family but she doesn't think shes done anything wrong
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>>8438860
N-ICE. I ARE THESE OUR KIDS???
>FORWARD THEM TO REGISTEEL AND REGIROCK
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>>8438872
WHAT IS THIS?
>Steel: Flip the fuck out.
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>>8438854
(but i already gave jiji my number tho.)
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>>8438866
Okay, i know this kind of person, who tries to fake their feelings to get what they want
What do you want ask me?
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>>8438887
(I know you gave Jiji your number, ask Jiji for his dude)
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>Registeel: Go find dad, I mean Regigigas.
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>>8438860
>Sneakily peek at message, only see part
We're not in the ass end of Kalos
This is the second biggest city
It's the dick end of Kalos

>>8438912
What should I do when she catches up?
She hurt me and she scares me
But at the same time I dont want to, you know...
Really hurt her unless she tries to hurt us first
I'm worried Frankie might fall for the tears, or let her in just so she doesn't go crazy on him
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>>8438960
>Regigigas: be on the Frigate because you fucks never actually dropped him after that battle with Sabi and Batter
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>>8438951
(maaaaaaaan)
(alright. im on it.)
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>>8437942
>Lune puts his saucy paws over his face sheepishly, getting himself even dirtier in the process.
I-It's okay, I can wash myself. Could you pick me up and put me in the tub though? I don't wanna leave sauceprints all over the floor.
(whew sorry about that anon, got sidetracked irl, probably gonna go to bed soon too)
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>>8438979
Fuck.
>>8438960
Fuck, fuck, fuck.
>Move the Frigate to drop Regigigas off in Sinnoh.
Fuck.
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>>8439036
ARE YOU OKAY COLRESS?
>UNIT ONE: EDGE CLOSER AND WONDER IF A HUG IS NEEDED
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>>8438860
>sneakly and curiously peeks at what he's sending
>see pic
Blushes
>>8438961
Y-yeah we keep an eye on her in case she tries to attack you i'll defend you
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>>8439036
-.-- --- ..- / .... .- ...- . / .- / ..-. --- ..- .-.. / -- --- ..- - .... .-.-.- / -.. --- / .. / -. . . -.. / - --- / --. . - / - .... . / ... --- .- .--. ..--..
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>>8438997
Heh all right
>Chris picks up the cute ringpup and carries him to the bathroom before setting him gently into the warm water of the bathtub
If you like bubbles there's some bubble bath mix in the big bottle, I'll be in the living room so if you need anything just yell for me okay?
>he leaves the bathroom shutting the door behind him
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>>8439048
Unit One can you please keep the Frigate on a path to Sinnoh?
>>8439077
Please don't.
...Is your eye still compromised?
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>>8439114
. -.-- . ... / .- .-. . / .. -. -.-. .- .--. .- -... .-.. . / --- ..-. / -.-. --- -- .--. .-. --- -- .. ... . .-.-.- / -- -.-- / .-.. --- .-- . ... - / . -.-- . / --- -. / - .... . / .-. .. --. .... - / ... .. -.. . / .... .- ... / -... . . -. / ... .... .- - - . .-. . -.. --..-- / .... --- .-- . ...- . .-. .-.-.-
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>>8439114
>UNIT ONE: PLUG USB CORD INTO THE SHIP'S NAVIGATIONAL COMPUTERS
>RUN NAVIGATION AS A SECONDARY PROCESS
>NUDGE HIM SLIGHTLY
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>>8439147
At least you're straightforward. I like that.
>Head down there and examine eye.
What's the best course of action for fixing you eye, and what is it made out of?
>>
This is police chief Hugo Gunderson, and I have a serious announcement to make.
There has been a grave matter brought to my attention concerning the group now known as Catalyst.
There is sufficient evidence that Aether-affiliated persons and a current Plasma administrator actively interfered in Unovan affairs during one of our darkest hours, costing the lives of the late Speaker Chorale, the late General Marlowe, and possibly other brave Unovan heroes.
I am hereby demanding an investigation into the conglomerate known as Catalyst, as well as into Thomas Thorpe for collusion with this group.
Good evening, and Arceus bless Unova.
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>>8439202
Fuck Unova, Sinnoh is my region, sport.
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>>8439202
Unova can suck my sweaty balls. Sinnoh all the way.
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>>8439202
. . .
Have fun with that.
>>8439221
>>8439236
I... I feel very conflicted between my religious awe and reflexively defending my Region here...
>>
Anyone else think it's weird that literal gods keep shittalking Hugo?
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>>8439202
You have made a grave error today, human.
That investigation shall fail.
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>>8439202
Dude, Unova is terrible.
Hoenn and Sinnoh man, they're the best.
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>>8439202
>Retard noises.
duuuuurrr... Gungeon...
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>>8439221
>>8439236
>>8439250
Sinnoh sucks, Unova is Better
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>>8439247
The gods have gone crazy, my friend, and this is the new normal.
Still, if I was getting this savagely roasted by any deity, let alone multiple ones, I'd be freaking the fuck out and hiding under a hotel bed with cheap booze and stuff.
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>>8439101
>The Umbreon splashes around in the bathtub, washing away the tomatoey goodness with the warm water. Eventually he got curious, and decides to try the bubble bath mixture, carefully pouring some in and stared in awe as the soap bubbles began to rise. After reaching out a paw to touch one, the Eeveelution quickly enjoyed himself by trying to pop as many as he could.
After a while, he dove under the water for one last wash, before coming back up and stepping out of the tub onto a bath towel he assumed had been laid out for him.
Rubbing his soaked body till it was dry, Lune stepped out of the bathroom a few moments later, smiling at Chris as he turned his body around.
Well, how do I look? Squeaky clean?
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>>8439183
- .... . / .--. .-. --- - . -.-. - .. ...- . / .-.. . -. ... . / ..-. --- .-. / .. -. - . .-. -. .- .-.. / -- . -.-. .... .- -. .. ... -- ... / .... .- ... / -... . . -. / ... .... .- - - . .-. . -.. .-.-.- / .-. . -- --- ...- . / .- -. -.. / .-. . .--. .-.. .- -.-. . / .. - .-.-.- / .. - / .. ... / -- .- -.. . / --- ..-. / -- --- --- -. ... - --- -. . .-.-.-
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>>8439270
I just meant on like... A political level.
No gods shittalked Thorpe. I mean Viccy blasted half of the Unovan cabinet but they were commies.
...Viccy? Can you hear me?
If Hugo's bad maybe go blast him?
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>>8439262
Oh me, go back to your containment corner.
>Push Push
>Also fuck you i needed those sides
>>8439263
Don't you have a paint covered ass to be cleaning?
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>>8439182
Hello Unit One.
>Kiss the robug.
>>8439284
Moonstone? I see...
I'll need to see about getting my hands on some. Hold still and tell me if this hurts.
>Remove shattered eye.
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>>8439202
>Explosions in the background
THE DESIGNATED ARCEUS BLESSED REGION IS SINNOH
AS PROVEN BY THEM HAVING BETTER...
>Thunderstorm noises
...SCIENCE
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>>8439316
Paintball Paint isn't actually Real paint, its more like coloured liquid that quickly Drys into a powdery dust, comes off in simple Tapwater
I should know, I used to shoot them at N all the time
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>>8439340
He's not wrong.
Ever since we became a research organization we've made fantastic leaps and bounds.
Maybe not as good as Colress or you, sir. Dad?
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>>8439291
I think Victini's eased up on the blasting. That said, I'm confident that he's got our backs if Grumpigson tries anything really stupid.
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>>8439335
.--. .- .. -. / .. ... / .- -. / --- .-. --. .- -. .. -.-. / ..-. . . .-.. .. -. --. .-.-.- / .. / .-.. .- -.-. -.- / .. - / . -. - .. .-. . .-.. -.-- .-.-.-
>poke the hair strand
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>>8439390
STILL. I haven't seen a politician get shittalked by gods nearly as much as this guy.
Even fucking... Bush didn't.
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>>8439335
>HAPPY BEEPING SOUNDS
>UNIT ONE: PULL A MOVE YOU SAW IN YOUR "HUMAN COURTSHIP RESEARCH" FILMS
>WRAP ARMS AROUND HIS WAIST
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>>8439409
THATS BECAUSE BUSH HAD THE DECENCY TO LEAVE THE COMPETITION UNEATEN.
-DIALGA
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>>8439428
>TO LEAVE THE COMPETITION UNEATEN.
I... Don't get it.
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>>8439432
IT IS A JOKE ABOUT HAVING A SNORLAX IN OFFICE
-DIALGA
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>>8439432
Hugo's shaped like the fucking McGhetsis blimp.
I think the implication is that he got that way by eating people.
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>>8439441
lol fampai i think he ate the prototype blimp
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>>8439416
>Lean back against the robug.
Are you going to carry me?
>>8439397
Well that's good.
>Eye is removed.
I'll see about a replacement before we drop you off in Sinnoh. Do you need anything to do while you wait?
>OhArceushe'stouchingme.
>Try to not get flustered.
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>>8439275
As good as new I'd say!
>He stifles a yawn
It's getting late and I'm pretty tired so I'm gonna turn in for the night, your bed's got fresh linens on it since I figured a clean Lune deserves clean sheets. Goodnight bud
>he kneels down and gives the now clean Umbreon a couple pets before heading off to his room
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>>8439202
Ahahahahahah "Unovan heroes"
The Internet is going to have a field day.
>Idea
>How about a radio contest
>"Call Radio Catalyst (YEAH) and tell us your Unovan Heroes"
>"Best calls win free daily bagels for a year"
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>>8439460
Thorpe! Colress!
I like SB because he's a chill dude who's been working harder than most of us and doesn't afraid of anything.
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>>8439460
Yes hi hello
this is bird
My unova hero is salad man n
he teach me not all patrat lookign to take my baggel also rock bird friend of n is nice too
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>>8439397
>UNIT ONE: RESIST URGE TO SWAT THE HAND
>>8439455
OKAY!
>UNIT ONE: PICK UP COLRESS BRIDAL STYLE, THEN DIP HIM AND GO FOR THE FACE BOOP
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>>8439479
>>8439503
The contest has yet to officially begin and we already got entries!
>Memo to self: charity bagels for the Birbsrights Foundation (Founder, CEO, sole employee: Birbsrights Fletchinder)
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>>8439455
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>>8439521
>pet the robug instead
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>>8439521
>Pull Unit One's head down and kiss him.
Very good, mon cher.
>>8439566
>Death stare.
Please be careful touching Unit One.
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>>8439583
>>8439455
>Nice
>Nice
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i hope colress/u1/regigias becomes canon
alternatively colress/all the regis
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>>8439456
Thanks, goodnight Chris!
>His tail wagging behind him, Lune headed to where his bed lay, recounting the day's activities. He'd had some fantastic food with his trainer, watched television together, and most of all, had gotten a new name. Maybe this time I'll be able to have a happy life, he thought to himself as he climbed into bed. I hope can put my past behind me and be happy with Chris. Shutting his eyes, he fell asleep shortly soon after.
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>>8439666
>satanic trips
That Umbreon's never gonna wake up
RIP
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I wish Regigias would fuck Colress until he calls him dad.
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>rattleing
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>roll for turts to die of whatever he has
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>jarred awake
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>>8441740
>Muk is sleeping nearby
>"Slugma" is probably making a statue somewhere
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>>8441740
>shiny is just watching Zoro, Sleep from an odd looking angle
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>>8441777
>777
>You know what that means
>Payday: apply directly to the forehead
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>>8441760
>winners what slugma and muk been doing

>>8441777
Ah! What are you looking at?
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>>8440982
Fuck you
>Roll for everything to be ok
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>>8441941
Nothing...
Also I have placed fifteen McGhetsis Bags in the Fridge, most of them are Decoys that have useless junk in them, But one contains a famous pokemon Treat known only as a 'Scooby Snack'
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>>8441989
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>>8441989
Ruh roh, a Rhooby Rack?
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>>8441989
Why?
What is a scoobey snack?
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>>8442077
Apparently it Is delicious
Plus I wanted to annoy Frankie by filling the Fridge up with Non edible stuff
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>>8439566
PLEASE NO TOUCH
>>8439583
MON CHER?
>HON HON MODE ACTIVATED
OUI
>PEPPER HIS FACE WITH BOOPS
>>8439601
>NICE
>>8439620
PREFERENCE IS GIVEN FOR THE FORMER
>>8439748
>ROBOTIC REEING
ANON HAS MISTAKENLY MISPRONOUNCED "UNIT ONE" AS "REGIGIGAS"
ANON: MALFUNCTIONING?
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>somehow not woken up by Zorro's abrupt movement earlier so she wakes up naturally with a stretch of her legs and a yawn. She then heads off into the kitchen in search of something to prepare for breakfast
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>>8442237
>the fridge is almost entirely full of McGhetsis paper bags
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>>8442277
>Frowning at this sight she takes a bag and opens it to reveal a pokemon treat. This won't do for breakfast so she replaces the bag and heads out in search of berries
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I'm here to collect my husbando
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>>8442097
Haha! That sounds really funny!

>>8442333
>follows
Good morning Sylvie!
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>>8442378
Oh hey good morning Zorro
>smooch the phox
You woke up before me this time, how'd you sleep?
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>>8442364
Hi stableaf. No gengar here.
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>>8442364
he aint here at the moment leave a message after the beep
beeeeeep
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>>8441798
this motherfucker
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>>8442558
You were asleep
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>>8442364
The gengar doesn't seem to be here little snek
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>>8442364
Tell me why you want the poison dick
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>>8442566
>copied my style
>no joke
shit job desu
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>>8442392
>smooch back.
Not well. I had a bad dream. What about you?
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>>8442364
Oh?
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>>8442601
>she giggles slightly at the kiss
I slept well enough, what was your dream about?
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>>8442618
It was one of those that i feel really bad about.
Where are we going?
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>>8442671
>Frowning once more
Do you want to talk about it?
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>>8442706
>looks down and away
I burnt everything to an again and again. The worst part about it was that i happy about it....
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>>8442609
Good morning!
>>8442577
>>8442567
>>8442407
>>8442403
How does it feel to be so WRONG?
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>>8442767
Feels p. bad. Gratz on getting the toxic love though.
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>>8442779
It's a blooming romance but I don't have his love yet.
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>>8442800
Yet.
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>>8442767
eh, don't care too much
at was all okay in the end
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>>8442810
Yet!
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>>8442767
So you don't want his ghostly penis?
>>8442756
>she gently pets the fox's head with her ribbons
It's okay, so long as you don't actually burn everything down it's fine.
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>>8442767
Always. Got a feeling it's going to be a hot one today
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>>8442767
he wasnt there when i said it bro
so i wasnt wrong
if i said it again i would be tho
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>>8442956
So where are we going?
>feels a little bit better
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>>8443068
Looking for berries again! Somebody filled up the refrigerator with treats for some reason.
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>>8442956
You bet I do!
>>8443020
It sure is, I mean, you're here and all.
>>8443066
Don't be ashamed of being so horribly incorrect.
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>>8443112
bro
reading comprehension
i said he aint here at the moment
and he wasnt here at that exact moment
hence youre the wrong one
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>>8443112
have fun with your friend there
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>>8443112
Stableaf, you a qt. Go get that ghost goo.
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How often do people normally eat and sleep? I've been told I don't do enough of either, but I don't believe them.
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>>8443229
I've seen most humans eating 3 times a day and they seem to sleep around 8 hours a night
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>>8443209
I'm really trying
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>>8443229
3 to 4 meals a day and at least 6 hours a night.
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>>8443248
>>8443244
..... how far off from the norm is eating once a day at best and sleeping 4 hours every other day.
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>>8443297
That's uh quite off the norm, do you take stimulants to stay awake that long?
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>>8443297
You should be dead right now. Is that why your hair is green?
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>>8443079
>laughs
They sure did!
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>>8443308
Do you count stress as a stimulant?
>>8443314
There are blank spots in my memory. I'm pretty sure they're from passing out, so my count on sleep may not be accurate.
As for food.... I think Colress does something to the water? I... am not certain. I should ask him about that...
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>>8443112
You flatter me. I think you are someone i could actually like. What do you do for fun?
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>>8443372
No I wouldn't, you may wanna ask science man for something to help you sleep more normally.
>>
>Birb: Revive the dead thread
...I's got nothin'.
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>>8443451
Fun? Well, when I'm not trying to kill others I enjoy a bit of gardening. I like to keep plants and plant pokemon.
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>>8443773
>Shelldon goes back and forth, dumping buckets of water into his pond, slowly filling it up
>Suspicion of bird: moderate
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>>8443823
So that's why you wanted turts dead
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>>8443833
>avoid eye contact with the seafood special
>try not to look shifty despite looking suspiciously like Bugsy Siegel in bird form.
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>favorite robug
>there's only one robug

You're putting words into my mouth you slut
>>
>>8443871
I would've kept him in a pot if I could
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>>8443909
I heard he'd do anything if asked politely
Also heard he wouldn't mind being Bottom bitch
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>>8443904
Incorrect.
There are in fact several other Genesect Units.
Unit One is simply the most active of the group.
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>>8443925
what ever happened to unit 6?
>>
>>8443904
There's at least 5 Units, the fuk toaster, and depending on how liberal you want to get with the definition of "bug", there's always Pory.
>>
>>8443877
...
>Squint at very suspicious bird
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>>8443924
I've got other things to do like get Gengy's attention
I can barely care for the rest of my plants as it is, adding Turts would only stress the rest of them
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>>8443949
take good care of your plants little missy
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>>8443932
>Data not found
Apologies, I do not know.

>>8443936
I am not a bug or a robot.
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>>8443958
>Squint
...
Hello.
>Dump another bucket into the pool
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>>8444003
Not a bug? Guess you're a virus.
>>
>>8443949
Well turts is going to be gone for a while Longer so you don't need to worry about That he's... finding his way back? So to Speak?
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>>8444023
...Pomeriggio.

Erm. Nice lake. Very, uh. Wet. *ahem*
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>>8443932
UNIT SIX: CURRENTLY INACTIVE
AI SYSTEM YET TO BE INSTALLED, BRAIN CURRENTLY MISSING, BOTH LIMB SETS ABSENT
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>>8444045
Your joke registers as a 4.3/10.
>>
>>8444444
Who gonna GET it?
>>
>>8444127
quack
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>>8444078
...
Uh, thanks.
....
The weather is...nice today.
>No cloud cover, full sun, dry air
...
>Dumps another bucket into the pond
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>>8444211
>Set anon's device speaker volume to maximum
>QUACK
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>>8444219
Yyyyep.
>[AWKWARD BORB NOISES]
...You uh, want help on the stagno or..?
>>
>>8444236
HONK
>Angry goose sounds
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>>8443823
Oh really? What's your favorite flower then?
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>shiny is playing some shitty game on Frankies PC
Hahaha, Honk, Honk motherfuckers
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>>8444260
...
>Softens up a little
Yeah. It would make this go a lot faster.
...
Of course, if you can think of a way to skip the buckets, and fill it up directly from the pipes...I would greatly appreciate it.
>>
>>8444309
Uh... there's a pile a' scrap that use'd ta be a still with a air pump still in tha basement.

>[EYE CONTACT AVOIDING INTENSIFIES]
>>
>>8444298
>Shiny casually reenacts the London attack
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>>8444340
>>8444309
...You do know we have a hose, right?
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>>8444363
>pet goo machine
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>>8444340
Well, if it still works...It would help a lot.
>Walks down to the basement
>Inspects the pump
...
>>
>>8444363
...I's do now.

>roost on the bone
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>>8444378
..?
Hello?

>>8444381
Clancy.
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>>8444386
>scratch goo machine under the chin
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>>8444380
>Walks out of the basement, carrying a pile of scrap with the pump in the middle of it
>Overhears >>8444363
...
A hose.
So...Where is it then?
>>
daily reminder that jiji a cute
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>>8444405
>Grope the lobster
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>>8444405
Over there.
>Point in the general direction

>>8444401
...
>Wak wags engaged
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>>8444386
>dismount the bone
...I want the bear back.

>>8444380
>>8444405
Uh.. dunno, I'm not really used to puttin' tings together that ain't involve mash orra lighter. You's wanna just go for the hose?
>>
4?
nvm too late
>>8444452
>continue petting goo machine
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>>8444468
That's probably the best idea.

>>8444452
Thanks.
>Walk over
>Find hose
>Hopefully doesnt't cut it open with his claws as he grabs and pulls it over to the pond
>>
>>8444535
>move to rear
>unwind and give slack on line
...Why is the people's wit no hands doin this?
>>
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>>8444468
Then.. go find him? He's either on duty or on break, so.. yeah.

>>8444481
>Wakwags currently at 40%
you know stitch is liable to jam needles in you for this right.
just saying.

>>8444535
Mhmm.
>>
>>8444296
I quite like the roses
Also the bellsprout
>>
>>8444298
I dare you to bomb the shuttle
>>
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>>8444566
Good question, actually.
>Puts the hose's end in the pool
>Turns it on
...
Where does all this water come from, anyways?
>>
>>8444636
We'sr in the desert right? Uh...Dinnt Pyrite used to be a mining town or somethin'? Mayhapse there's a reservoir or somethin?
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>>8444582
I think we should plant a garden some time.
>>
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>>8444636
Short answer, we have plumbing.
Long answer, it's complicated and I don't feel like explaining the entire process right now.

>>8444663
Yes, it was. Then the mining companies left and trash started occupying the place.
There's a reservoir of clean and salt free water in the form of very large tanks behind the keep.
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>>8444353
>>8444615
>shiny still playing that shitty Game on Frankies PC
>and he just armed the nuke
>as an ordinary clown
HONK
>>
>>8444727
...You's know you just explained the process that you's just said you's didn't wanna explain, right?

>Bird: Hold hose in place because having it snap back at 300mph while in a pair of claw-shaped vice grips might be bad
>>
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>>8444763
..No, that's just the storage.
>>
>>8444689
I'd like that
>>
>>8444727
...
Oh.
That explains a lot...
I was worried about using it all up for this pond.
>>
>>8444760
Even better, god speed little buddy
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>Sylvie go off to train
>>
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>>8444481
..I didn't mean for you to stop, by the way.
>>
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>>8444926
>Pet husbando.
It was me all along.
>>
>>8444813
>[BORB NOISES OF A SLIGHTLY LESS BUT STILL AWKWARD NATURE]
So uh. How's it han-.

Going. How are things going?

>>8444952
>consider roosting on the bambola
>consider that I value my life
>Do not roost on the bambola
>>
>>8444971
...
I'm doing fine.
...
And you?
>>
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>>8444952
...huh.
>Wakwags: increase to 50%
You give the best pets, hun.
>Smooch the plushbando
>>
>>8445005
Stole accessories. Got furniture. 'Bout the usual.
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>>8444971
>>8445005
>Squint.
>>8445030
>Smooch the husbando.
Thanks, hun.
>Scratch the scaletum.
>>
Hello /par/ how do I cope with the loss of a loved one?
>>
>>8445064
join them
>>
>>8445056
...
>Awkward wave
Uh...Hi.

>>8445055
...
Stole it from who, exactly?
>>
>>8445056
...There's is nothing lewd here and I's am not gonna sit on you. Pls no bully. Hollow bones.

>>8445064
Break his knees.

>>8445082
Uh... got a collar off a rocket grunt, and a second one from... don't worry about where the second one came from. Dirty jay bah-stad came at me's with a broom.
>>
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>>8445056
>Yesss tummy scritches
>Wag the scaletail at incredibly hihg speeds
Mhmmmm.
>Hug your favorite plush good
Love youuu.
>>
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>>8445105
Oh. Okay then.
...
So, um. Do you like swimming?
>>
>>8445164
Uh... I's guess. It's uh... like a big birdbath si?
>>
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>>8445082
>>8445105
>>8445164
>Silent squinting.
>>8445162
>Hug that wakbando.
I love you too!! Should we leave Clancy and Shelldon alone?
Or...
>Hollow bones.
Maybe we should watch them.
>>
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Lazy day today
Good for staying at home with a husbando or waifu, y'know?
>>
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>>8445216
>[HIGH PITCHED SQUAWKING OF IMPOSSIBLE FORCE]
capo y
>>
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>>8445211
I mean...I guess?
It does get quite warm after a long, sunny day...Nice to relax in after sun down.
>>
piss on me
>>
>>8445081
It seems I'll just do that

>>8445105
>break his knees
Wat
>>
>>8445328
Hell. You gotta move on, pal.
Look at the things that make you happy and peruse them. Pick up battling or see a psych.
>>
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>>8445216
..I don't know?
>Plop head on your shoulder
>Nuzzles engaged
They might want some alone time.
>>
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>>8445324
On your face, right?
I don't have the best aim so you have to get in close.
>>
>>8445274
Ssssure. Sounds good conchiglia.

>>8445328
Break his knees to show dominance bambino. Teach him's the price of failin' the Family.

>>8445351
N-no we's don't! There's nothin' here that requires bein' alone!
>>
>>8445351
>Nuzzle that husbando back.
Maaaybe...
Hey Bones how do you think I'd look with feathers?
>>8445387
Or not?
>>
>>8445250
I'm still a bit weary that you're in to me.
Want to grab somethin to eat?
>>
>>8445387
...
>Awkward silence as pond finishes filling up
...
So...What do you do for fun?
>>
>>8445446
Steal. Loot. Plunder. Occasionally interior decoration. Dabble in homebrewing.

...How's about you?
>>8445404
...Why is you lookin's at me's like that.
>>
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>>8445387
..I think there is.
In bocca al lupo.

>>8445404
..Feathers?
I'm not sure, it might look nice?
>>
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>>8445460
...
Swimming. Planting stuff. Digging.
...
Not messing up horribly.
>>
>>8445466
Hmm...
>>8445460
Heck with it.
>Roll to possess fettuccine alfredo bird.
>>
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>>8445496
Never tried the not messing up ting. Sound's complicated. Fug dat.

>>8445518
>Sucessful roll
Capo y i trusted yous
>>
>>8445529
>Make him flirt with the lobster.
>>
>>8445542
>Didn't notice stitches possessing Clancy
Um...
>Awkward and confused look
What are you doing?
>>
>>8445518
..oh jeez.
that's not what i thought you meant.
>>
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>>8445579
(fuggin. drink up nerds.)
>>
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>>8445572
I's thinkin' yous a heck of a lobster.
>>8445579
What's wrong, capo?
>>
>>8445430
I really wish you weren't
Also yes! I'd love to!
>>
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>>8445606
What's that supposed to mean...?
Heck of a failure?
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>>8445620
Sweet. What kind of food do you want? I gotta get out of this town before it burns down. Haha!
>>
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>>8445606
..Nothing.
Stitch questo รจ il motivo per cui ha lasciato la prima volta.
Per favore.
>>
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>>8445657
Tu... Esta... Bonito perrito?
>>8445703
Siiiiii, senor.
>Get out of the birb.
>>
Waiting 4 new bread
>>
>>8445606
>[SQUAWKS INTO THE VOID]
>>
>>8445729
comin
>>
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>>8445739
>>
new
>>8445756
>>8445756
>>8445756
>>8445756
>>8445756
>>
>>8445695
Maybe a cafe or somewhere small?
Perfect place for a first date!
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