ERP Thread
Sleepy Head Edition
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>>8431212
First for kms
>>8435938
Sleep is for the zzzzz
>>8435848 (Volleyball butts)
>He just wanted a quick peek, but the sight of the girls bare ass, dripping with moisture is enough to convince him to keep looking. His eyes then wander to the other girls, watching their tight blue shorts slip down one by one. Against his better judgement he leans in closer as if to get a better look. He's always sneaked a few looks while they were practising, but he never dreamed of getting so close
>tfw you couldn't save it in time
>>8435961
Do I have permission to jack off and cum?
>>8435963
>as they all begin to undress, some flick there discarded clothes to the side. A tanned girl close to the door with an alarmingly fat booty tossed her shorts over her shoulder as she chatted and they landed right before his feet. They all began to wash as they chatted, steam growing more dense as their sparkling asses swished left and right
>>8436063
Depends. Why should I give you permission?
Hello
Where are the lolis?
Reminder that /trash/ was a mistake
>>8436087
Reminder that you're a mistake
>>8436078
Because I have been working very hard, and I'm pretty stressed out, plus it's late and I need to sleep because I have work tomorrow
Could you show me your tits too? Please?
>(For Nancy)
>>8435755
Sorry! My dad was still awake and I needed him to be asleep before I could sneak out!
>He said quietly. He let out a surprised yelp as she dragged him up stairs. As he bounced up, he stared at her small but firm ass. He thought to himself. This, this was the night he was gonna stick it in her butt.
I know I know...
>He pulled her back before reaching the top, he pulled her into his strong arms and gave her a passionate kiss on the lips. Follow by a quick pat on her ass
Quick, lead the way!
>>8436076
>It's almost too good to be true. He can't stop himself from reaching out and taking the shorts, pushing the door further open to help him reach. Hands shaking, he continues to watch the scene develop, watching the butts of every color and size sway. He's losing track of time, he really should run while he still can but he can't stop staring
>>8436156
JUST this once. Go ahead and cum anon~
>>8436240
Can I see your ass too? Just this once,my cock is really stiff and it's taking me awhile to cum
POST BUTTS
>>8436183
>after a moment or two, they all emerge from their little cubicles and start getting dressed. Scooping up their uniforms and tucking them into bags as they search through the for their normal uniform. The tanned girl looks around a little confused, still nude as she searches for her shorts
Um, where the fuck are my shorts? Did you take them, Abbey?
>she swings her head towards a pale, shorter girl to her left before towards the door, noticing YOU
>>8436279
This is your last request for tonight. Now thank me for letting you cum <3
>>8436356
T-Thanks for letting me cum...
gosh, I love this whore
>>8436327
>He freezes up with the classic "deer in the headlights" look. The shorts he tried to steal slip from his fingers, hitting the floor with a dull thump. He stays where he is, stammering and and struggling to say something in his defense
Ah.. Um..
>He quietly steps inside, revealing himself. He isn't sure if this the right thing to do, especially considering they're still half naked
Goodnight thread :0
>>8436430
Goodnight <3
>your coworker leans over the counter in front of you to server the customers out the window
>>8436356
I request that you deny this request.
>>8436499
>Leans over as well, placing hands on my chin and arms on the desk.
So, what are we dealing you today~?
>He playfully talks with a non-malevolent grin on his face.
>>8436499
>He leans over to give a gentle slap on her buttcheeks over her clothes before getting back to work.
It seems those aerobics are giving results.
>ERP is currently one ava and a guy posting 3D butts
You guys okay?
>>8436657
goto bed TND
>>8436657
It's late. Everyone's asleep
Plot twist you have to reach out to the Rper you rolled and ask them to fuck/get fucked by you.
>>8436657
Dead/comfy hours are just starting and it's a Tuesday night.
>>8436682
Roll I guess.
>>8436682
Roll
>>8436681
stupid slut
>>8436657
Mecha killed Owain and the power vacuum fucked the threads up.
>>8436726
Eh..who is she?
>>8436682
Please 91
>>8436760
>>8436759
Goodnight TND
and no im abt to turn it in
>>8436759
off by 8, oh well
>>8436816
The one time you didn't recognize me
>runs off laughing
>>8436788
60 is supposed to be AngeLisa actually
>>8436682
(Here I go.)
Still here Nancy?
>>8436678
You can't control me Jinx.
>>8436681
Wake them up with the power of tity.
>>8436682
Rol
>>8436893
I wanna be super lewd with TND
>>8436893
TND I will BEAT you if you dont go to sleep
>>8436863
hoo
>>8436682
(Sorry to sound like a newfag, but how do I exactly roll?)
>>8436870
fuck off
>>8436946
you just did. Got 46
>>8436946
You just did. You win an underage player of indeterminate gender.
>>8436958
Who dat?
>>8436983
Suki-Chan. They're only in the discord
>>8436893
>Eliza
Treat's not online, no can fug.
>>8436899
What does that entail?
>>8436932
But mooooooom I'm not tireeeeeeed
>>8436870
Stop bullying me in DMs
>>8437012
Rough doggy style
>>8437012
>Bullies on two social platforms.
>>8436682
(Cadence? Sounds difficult.)
>>8437000
What's the Discord name?
>>8436682
Pls something good
>>8437057
Don't bother. The discord is vomit-tier and Suki is kind of a shit
>>8437068
There's nothing wrong with Suki
>>8437057
Suki stopped roleplaying, don't bother.
>>8436682
Rolling.
>>8437092
She stopped roleplaying. I tried a session with her, and she's not interested.
>>8437029
Oh. That's, um...
>Setsuna shuffled around in her seat, blushing intensely at the anon's words.
W-Why not? Sorry, I just haven't... been here in a while.
>She scratched her head, tilting it at him while her one visible eye blinked a few times.
>>8437051
>posts Lil Uzi Vert and Little Mac
>>8436542
>the customer hands over a wad of cash asking for a family pack to the park, which your coworker happily punches into the computer and prints off the tickets for
Here you go! Have a nice day~
>>8436638
>she jolts slightly from the smack, but continues talking to the customer all the same. Her giant ass wobbles left and right after he smacks it
>>8437105
>tfw this is news to you
>>8436682
(How does rolling work exactly?)
>>8437151
And another satisfied customer~!
>He declared with a grin, before sighing softly while wiping his head, turning towards to broken down fan.
Would it KILL management to spring for a new fan, or even repair this one?
>>8437229
Where do I roleplay with that Braxian?
>>8437344
That Braxien is here on occasion. They're pretty shit though and don't know how to shut the fuck up.
>>8437344
In here, you need to wait.
>>8437277
You know how many times you've asked, they're totally not going to replace it
>she sat herself down in the chair, snuggling into it nicely as she pulled her phone (with some effort) from her tight shorts, tapping at it in a bored fashion
>>8437325
(Different anons, I saw the volleyball one getting posted so decided to inject the thread with more 3D)
>>8436682
May as well
>>8437400
>Paul
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
>>8437378
I actually like this kinda stuff, and you're doing a pretty good job of it.
>>8437405
Don't worry, that makes the problem of trying to rp with them moot since he never will!
>>8436682
Oh hell yeah. (It's nice seeing me on something for once.)
>>8437434
Wow, I...
honestly have no clue who that is.
>>8437489
Rhajat
>>8437497
Man, something about lewd acts in public are hot.
Know what I mean?
>>8437535
Shoot, how didn't I recognize?
>>8437497
Stop we're at the beach. Everybody can see!
>He shudders and prays that somehow nobody around them is noticing you touching his stiff cock.
>>8437411
(Thanks anon~)
>tfw Chicken-chan isn't around...
I miss him...
>>8437667
don't they hand out their discord all the time?
>>8437741
I have him as a friend, but he's hardly around. I never see him.
>>8437783
If that's the case, then why don't you just message them, instead of posting like this? It comes off as really awkward.
Avas post their celebrity crushes, we try to guess who's it is.
>>8436682
Rolling for something great.
NOT ENOUGH FAT BUTTS
NOT ENOUGH FAT BUTTS GETTING FUCKED HARD EITHER
>>8437803
>this is awkward
>on 4chan
Really, nigger?
>>8437815
Nice....abs.
>>8437802
kek
>>8437831
Yeah, being on 4chan doesn't make you any less of a weirdo for doing this shit. Nice try, though.
>>8437826
>>8437809
Mary Elizabeth Winstead
>>8437809
Joel McHale!
>>8437802
Let's get down to business.
>>8437809
Donald Glover
>>8437809
Jason Statham.
>>8437809
Christian Bale.
>>8437809
>Liking 3DPD
This thread is officially rock bottom.
>>8437900
I thought you went to bed Jinx
>>8437877
>>8437809
Nathan Fillion
>>8437900
Jinx
>>8437859
Every time I see a butt like this I wanna just bite it and dangle from it
>>8437900
>not Danny Glover
>>8437856
>I can't say I miss someone because it feels awkward
You have autism, friend.
>>8437939
>I can't say I miss someone in the threads, instead of just messaging them privately like one would normally do, if they weren't trying to get attention
ftfy
>>8437913
Wh-Why have the gods created such a perfect man?!
>>8437826
>>8437809
Danny Devito
>>8437826
>>8437964
That you care this much shows the autism my dude
>>8437972
If you want to get technical, Joel McHale was actually sculpted out of marble by a half-god sculptor and only brought to life by a god. So...
>>8437809
Nick Offerman
>>8437826
>>8438026
It's more that you're so intent on not looking bad, that really gets me. Like I said, take it to PMs, faggot.
>>8437826
>>8438050
Not even them just confused why you care so much
>>8437809
Elle Fanning.
>>8437826
>>8438027
I wouldn't be half surprised if that were true. Truly a dazzling beauty that melts hearts and spirits!
>>8438050
Chicken-chan?
>>8438046
nice ass
>>8438080
JEASUS
>>8438081
Is this Owain
>>8438080
F-fuck...
Sonic as a female is so hot...
>>8437826
>>8437826
>>8438081
You know, there's a legend that pictures of Joel McHale can summon legendary avas of bygone eras. I wonder if it's true.
>>8438113
I'll take either one~!
>>8437983
Admiral please refrain of posting lewd photos of our sessions inside of your office. Remember that I am your personal secretary.
>>8438106
Jeasus
>>8438106
>as a female
I've got something to tell you anon.
>>8437826
>>8438125
Alright, alright. You like it anyways, but I'll stop if you help me unload.
>>8437826
Sure.
>>8438102
I feel HEAVILY insulted, Anon-Darling! But don't you worry your pretty sparkly head about it, m'kay?
>>8438119
Well welly well wells McWellface, such triumphant tales are definitely no art of fiction, dearie. Beauty brings out not only the best in people, but also the BEST PEOPLE!
...
...Between you and me, that's already being proved true, isn't it?
>>8438221
Oh, it is Owain.
>>8438200
Where ya been, robutt?
>>8438239
Mettaton isn't owain, anon. I may be pretty new but I at least know that.
>>8438254
Vegas, actually. Only have had a bit of downtime just around now.
>>8438271
Oh nice, hope the trip's been fun! Hope to see you more often soon.
>>8438239
...again, greatly insulted. Has class lost its dignity in these threads? UNFATHOMABLE.
>>8438272
YOU WANT TO WITNESS THE FIRST-CLASS SIGHT OF THESE VOLUPTUOUS CALVES, BABY? I JUST GOTTA HEAR THAT CROWD BEG FOR IT!
>>8438289
Thanks, anon! I plan on coming along more often once I'm back home.
(also check this shit out)
>>8438319
That's p neat. Always wanted to visit Vegas, maybe this summer or something.
>>8437344
Here, silly!
(But I'm pretty tired so I'm not up for rping right now)
>>8437358
I'm trying to get better at rping but I'll admit that I don't know when to shut up
>>8438347
Your rp isn't bad, but we could all stand to improve, this is an unavoidable fact. Still though, you should avoid chiming in on any sort of bait topic, because we've gotten enough avas doing that recently, and then turning around to complain about why the threads are suddenly on fire.
>>8438337
I'd recommend it, wandering around is pretty fun. Although I could swear it gets lewder than ERP sometimes from my current experience. I wouldn't bring kids.
>>8438309
>The crown cheers uproariously and throws flowers and underwear onto the stage, one guy starts chanting "legs legs legs legs" and it catches on til everyone is changing.
>>8438309
Everyone likes Owain better though. You're old news. The threads are all about Owain now.
>>8438371
>*Suddenly, two latex-sporting pillars that no doubt represented the most glamorous form of beauty arise from the mechanical celebrity's torso. It doesn't take much longer before he's up and at it on stage, empowering the audience with such graceful dance moves.
>*Mettaton looks like he has an announcements.
EVERYONE! CHECK BELOW YOUR SEATS, IT'S A SPECIAL SURPRISE FROM YOURS-BEAUTIFULLY-TRULY!
>*Hyper-realistic renders of Mettaton's legs are taped onto the seats.
YOU GET A LEG! AND YOU GET A LEG! EVERYBODY GETS A LEG! EVERYBODY GETS A LEG!
>>8438408
Ah, dear, such subjective words for a subjective thought! It bores me so. Do I care? Does it look like I care, darling? That was OLD Mettaton that would've cared! But this, this is a NEW Mettaton! Reformed and reworked!
...
Owain will NEVER have legs like these.
>>8438543
What an advanced model... what are your build specs?
>>8438543
>Anon immediately faints and cums in his wants at seeing the leg in his hand.
>>8438562
Sweet oil and tiers, baby! That's what keeps this hunkin'-punkin' box of wonders working day and night!
>>8438634
>*Mettaton can't do much but smirk at the over-excited Anon's direction and give him an only slightly gay wink.
>>8438723
Oh my God, I love this guy.
>>8438742
CLAIMED!!!!!
>>8438723
Mettaton best robo hunk
>>8438723
Wait, there's no hard light projection system or anything like that? How does that all fit in that box? Strange.
>>8438369
So I shouldn't've replied to Bolin earlier today?
>>8438789
Nope. Gotta starve out shitposters until they leave.
>>8438742
I love me too, Anon! What's that famous saying, again? Two people that think alike... should definitely buy each others' new <<"MTT Brand SUPER GEL" in stores now for only $11.99!>>
>>8438771
This guy- now THIS guy shows all the kickin' signs that he KNOWS HIS STUFF. I mean, really, c'mon. Who am I REALLY competing with? A depressed lovestruck wreck? A keyboard-knight tryhard? A balding man at the verge of being crippled? Been there, bested that!
>>8438776
It's hard to imagine so much glam and fab fitting in me- Believe me, I tell that to myself everyday in the mirror- but it's come to my attention that I must move forward and, perhaps, help those in need cope with the life-crumbling thought that... they'll never have the exquisite fortune of being half of what I am!
>>8438897
>pats
you're a lovely person
that's your one compliment
Top tier slut here, looking to be dominated well (but only by a futa or girl)! I'm into a lot of stuff, so we can discuss what to do ;)
>>8438898
Do you have a Discord?
>>8438898
Well, I like to think I'm pretty cool anyways. I was more remarking about how sleek you are despite the objectively low level of technology. Compared to some.
>>8438897
That's pretty much what anons do by posting here in the first place.
>>8438897
... What?
>>8438898
Huh...so, if I buy some from you, you'll give me money, too?
>>8438920
You sound like a creep.
>>8438918
>wasting a compliment on a dead post
making me feel real shitty anon
Okay try that again this time without missing crucial info.
I'm terrible at doing character ERP and I'm a touch of a drunk idiot, but I guess this is the best place to go. If that's your kind of thing and you feel like humoring a gay bottom in between grinding sessions, hmu on Steam.
id/deejaytheburd
>>8438990
>hugs Pops
>>8438995
Why not ERP here?
>>8439032
Because I am very likely to forget to check this without pop-ups whereas Steam notifies me per message. Part of being drunk. Plus I don't want to intrude by doing shitty RL ERP in a thread not designated for it.
>>8438930
Why, I wouldn't be called the KING OF *ALL* media if I DIDN'T, now would I?
...
He-He-Hey! I'll make that announcement soon enough, baby-darling!
>>8438934
Me? Low-Level?
>*Scoff!
My technology comes from the GREATEST technology distributor in the whole universe, silly human. I mean- who ELSE can distribute metal this GORGEOUS?
>>8438964
If you buy some from me, I'll WITHOUT A DOUBT pay you with currency far beyond the economical limits society holds so dearly to today.
>>8439070
Oh, sweet! So, is it available at any major retailer?
>>8439010
>kissus anon
I'm glad you're not the problem child anon.
>>8439084
ONLY the biggest one, love. You'll find that left of Ave. Ebott, and just head straight down from the highest mountain's peak. Cheers!
>>8439148
Alright, I'll see what I can do!
ded
>>8439338
Anooon, some people need to sleep. I'm sure you'll love to have a nap too
>>8439395
Careful with that ribbon, Hestia! If you pull on it any tighter your breasts will fall out of your dress!
>>8439395
Go to bed Hestia.
>>8437809
Jeff Davis.
>>8439462
Jeff B. Davis*, rather.
>>8438789
Fucking yummy!
I want some of that.
I'm going to bed.
Also cakes/milfs are best age group, all others a shit.
Night dead hours
>>8439585
You are a skelligton of fine tastes, have a nice sleep.
>>8439585
Goodnight pops.
>kissu
Stop making ERP tread.
I'll just set myself right here.
>>8439738
As long as I can set myself on your lap.
>>8439738
Of course you can. I always enjoy the company of others.
>>8439738
>>8439791
>Anon takes a seat in the muscular Rito's lap, leaning back against his chest.
You make a nice pillow...
>>8439838
>Kass wraps his rather large, feathery arms around your body and around your chest, holding you close to his warm, soft chest
Well, I'm no special bed, Anon, but I can assure you that these Rito feathers are all natural and soft to the touch. There's a reason why we use them for our best beds for our guests, anon.
>>8439738
I want to be here with you, bird husband.
>>8439872
>Anon smiles and nestles into Kass's grasp.
I think you're the best bed for me...
>He trails a finger down the Rito's chiseled chest.
>>8439879
>Kass pets your head with his large wing-like hand with a chuckle, looking at the cuddly anon settling down on his lap.
And I would not mind you being here with me, Anon...
>>8439893
>Kass lays back and rests your small form to lay on his body, with one feathered arm wrapped around your torso and the other gently rubbing the back of your head. The large Rito smiled down at you, enjoying the closeness between himself and this resting anon.
You think so, Anon? Well, it is rather late, isn't it, and it would be quite rude of me to deny you of your rest, wouldn't it?
>>8439922
Yeah, but...I'm not that tired. I don't have to rest just yet...
>He continued trailing his finger all over Kass's chest...
>>8439973
>Kass trailed his hand down from your head and along your arm, his rather large hand gently brushing up against your skin, with his soft feathers gently rubbing you until he held your small hand in his own large, wing-like hand.
Then I shall continue to be at your wake then, Anon. If there is anything of me you need, just ask.
I'm done for awhile.
Bye.
>>8440005
(I'm actually tired, so, I might have to call it there.)
>>8440096
(Alright. Sleep well, anon.)
Who's up and lurking?
>>8440076
who
>>8440137
Not me~
good luck to you anon.
>>8440076
Take care of yourself.
>>8436682
Rolling
>>8436682
Roll.
>>8436682
Let's roll
Whatever happened to Fay Wray
That delicate satin draped frame
As it clung to her thigh
How I started to cry
For I wanted to be dressed just the same.
Give yourself over to absolute pleasure
Swim the warm waters of sins of the flesh
Erotic nightmares beyond any measure
And sensual daydreams to treasure forever -
Can't you just see it.
Don't Dream It - Be It
Don't Dream It - Be It
Don't Dream It - Be It
Stop lurking
I miss my robutt..
>>8440395
Which one?
>>8440404
>>8440416
She will there soon enough Anon. Endure it.
>>8440419
I dunno if that was english, my dude. Call-E has been gone for almost a year now.
>>8440433
Are you sure? I was under the impression the Pivot play her too.
>>8440443
We must be thinking about different people
Reminder that Iowa isn't a dindu nothing saint.
If dubs Maria ERPs
>>8440462
Nobody care Anon.
>>8439414
Oi! But I'm a bit busy at the moment. After I finish reading a couple of pages more, I'll go to sleep.
>>8439411
I'll try not to pull on the ribbon too much, anon. It'll be a real tragedy if my breasts fall out of my dress, right?
>>8440380
People have to sleep and others have stuff to do. They can't do ERP the whole day, anon.
>>8440480
Read what? If I may ask.
>>8440480
> You will never sleep with Hestia and feel her cute, wonderful body touch yours
>tfw you don't manage to slip back into ERP until so late at night that casual conversation is impossible
end me
>>8440525
Poor Panda
>>8440495
Sweet stories that inspire others to be better persons.
Heh... Well, I'm reading about WW1 and WW2. I need to study these things and thanks to my fucked up schedule, I have to do it right now. At least for now.
>>8440496
> You will never sleep with anon and snuggle against him like If he were your favorite daki
>>8440525
>Kill Kenny
>>8440525
>Kissus the Panda
>>8440525
I know that feel all too well.
>>8440534
I see. Then good luck with your studies Lady Hestia.
>>8440545
Thank you, anon. I wish you good luck in your adventures as well. Please remember to come back intact after your expeditions in the dungeon.
>>8440573
Of course my dear Goddess, I will never do something that would case you any distress. And getting mauled by monsters because I’ve overextended myself is one of such things.
>urinates on a Hestia daki
>>8440607
Huh. Fascinating.
>>8440607
>Anon finished urinating on the daki but he wasn't finished. After shaking off he wrapped his hand around his penis and begins to jack off.
>>8440635
Intriguing.
>>8440635
>He beat his meat in earnest as he stared at the urine soaked "face" of Hestia. Harder he stroked his nearly to the point of punching himself in the balls as he yearned for his release.
>>8440662
Interesting...
>>8440589
Mhmm. I'm glad to hear it. Stay safe, Tanon.
>>8440607
E-eeek?! What are you doing?! That's not the proper way to worship your Goddess.
>>8440688
But they're giving it a golden shower, that sounds like a good way to worship.
>>8440662
>Harder and faster he stroked himself as he felt the pressure gradually building in his balls. It was finally too much for him and he ejaculated rope after rope of semen all over "Hestia" until his cock was limp.
Hope you like bukkake, bitch.
>>8440688
>A different anon is slowly jacking off to the sight of Hestia's image receiving a golden shower.
...wait, it isn't?
Wat
>>8440688
What has given me out, this time?
You truly are a Goddess Hestia. I will stay safe. Don't fall asleep studying.
>>8440704
wat
>>8440695
>the anon was still breathing heavily from blowing his load all over "Hestia". He craned his neck toward " her" as if he was listening for something.
What was that? I am a disgusting human being? What! I should eat shit and die? I have a better idea. Let's try a little role reversal.
>with that the anon stood over "Hestia" and slowly squatted over her "face". Once he was in position, he began to push.
>>8440738
N O W
T H I S
I S
S H I T P O S T I N G
>>8440692
I-I mean it can be. As long as they pee on the idols and daki's, I won't complain.
>>8440697
...Not really but you can continue jerking off, that's the proper way to worship and give an offering.
>>8440695
>Stunned at the sight of the anon cumming all over the daki of herself which he gave a golden shower earlier, Hestia closes the door, hearing the anon saying ''Hope you like bukkake, bitch.'' Confused about what just happened, she runs away.
>>8440706
The type of words you use are beautiful and something worthy of a poet. I told you earlier.
Honestly, I wouldn't be surprised If you said that you love reading poems and whatnot.
>>8440738
>he continued to push nearly to the point of straining himself. However, he was soon rewarded for his effort as he felt it break the barrier of his tight asshole. With a grunt a thick brown "log" began to protrude from his anus hanging over "Hestia" like the proverbial Sword of Damocles.
Good morning ERP.
How are you today?
>>8440782
STOP
>>8440803
Run while you still can
>>8440782
>he took pleasure in the release of "Damocles sword" as it fell onto "Hestia". The floodgates opened as not one, not two, but three logs made contact with her. He breathed a sigh of relief at the conclusion of this act. He reached over and ripped a drawing of Dva off his wall which he used to wipe himself with. He placed the crumpled drawing on " Hestia" when he was done.
I gotta lay off those burritos.
>>8440803
Lurking before working, how are you, golden fox?
>>8440824
Ah...?
>>8440866
Just dropping by before bed, actually. And I'm doing just fine, thank you.
>>8440758
Once again you praise me so much, my Goddess. Well I love reading, and sometimes I do read a poems or two. This aside I suggest you to ignore some of the Anons here right now. I’m quite sure they are Freya worshippers in disguise.
>>8440847
>wiping his ass with a drawing of Dva
You need Jeasus!
>>8436682
Being literal who is great~
>>8440882
>before bed
Those are some wonky timezones you have there, Pikamon
>>8440912
Dat F.
You are a cruel teacher.
>>8440917
I give them F's at first so they then have to meet me in private~ only to get the grade they deserved after!
>>8440847
>he lit a cigarette as he surveyed his handiwork. After a drag from the fag he dragged "Hestia" to a safe place and doused her with lighter fluid. After letting it soak into the daki, he flicked his cigarette from a safe distance and watched as it ignited. He watched as the fire consumed the goddess, as the smoke carried her to heaven. Once he was satisfied, he entered his house and lay on his bed. He snuggled up against a daki of (censored) and fell fast asleep.
>>8440925
I can’t help but wonder, how many of them still get an ‘F’?
>>8440913
More like sleep schedule. But yes, it is pretty wonky.
How are things anyhow?
F is fire that burns down the whole town
U is for uranium bomb
N is for no survivors
>>8440937
A lot actually. What, did you expect young demons to be hardworkers? Even my qt prince laharl doesnt~
>>8440948
F is for FIRST ONE TO TALK GETS TO STAY ON MY AIRCRAFT
U is FOR YOU
N is for NO SURVIVORSH
>>8440954
You know the saying Evil is proactive and Good is reactive. One do expect demons to be more hardworking and all.
>>8440968
Exactly, so I have to break them into shape. Especially the cute ones~
>>8440973
Oh I see. Seems like you have your work cut out for you then.
>>8440976
Mmhmm. I get SO hungry, teachings hard work.
>>8440986
I’m not surprised. Brats are brats in the underworld as much on the Prime Material Plane. Sadly the place is quite empty right now, so I can’t say you will get much to eat.
This aside, I’m willing to help as much as I can.
>>8440998
Of COURSE you are~
Men struggle to ever resist.
>She leans forward just enough to tease with her cleavage, lolling her tongue out to give your mind plenty of suggestive ideas, as her dark aura begins to work it's magic.
>>8441013
I’m not even sure there are men wanting to resist you here …
>He said while ogling her cleavage without doing any attempt to hide his intents, after all between her tongue lolling out and her dark aura everything was already standing up down there.
>>8441019
What does my little toy what me to do to him? Dont be shy, you can tell teachy
>>8436682
Take Erica off of this NOW DAMMIT
>>8441042
No.
>>8441042
They're referring to the Erica from discord
>>8441042
Kill yourself.
How's my favorite pile of fun doing?
>>8441049
I'll take you with me You sniveling little creep.
>>8441044
YES
>>8441047
I know that.
DELET
>>8441055
>Kissus the Suz
>>8441031
Ah … not even five minutes and you already getting me with a troublesome question … Teacher.
I’m not the kind of guy that wants. I was offering myself to whatever YOU would want to do.
If anything what I want is to do what you want.
>>8441062
You know what? YOU KNOW WHAT?
Wow. Just, wow.
>>8441069
Suz... I want to tell you something.
>>8441077
So spit it out.
>>8441079
If you punch holes in a net, it has less holes.
>>8441079
Suz, I... I love you!
>read all the posts in this thread
I have cancerous now
>>8441084
.......
>>8441087
E-Erica?
>>8441090
>Not liking the golden shower
Pls go
>>8441091
No, not Erica. Just a secret admirer.
>>8441091
If a snake eats its tail end, will it disappear if it continues to eat itself?
>>8441091
Boop
>>8441093
On a related topic, how long has it been since ERP had scat in the threads?
>>8441111
nice one ichigo
>>8441122
Nice one, Anon.
>>8441091
Where's your friend? I have someone I want her to meet.
>>8441100
There are prettier things to admire.
>>8441101
Y-
Do snakes eat other snakes?
>>8441111
...
......
.........
I don't know if I should be relieved or scared to see you here.
>>8441115
This feels like a trap.
>>8441066
But I LONG for what you want~ What's your fetish, big boy? Thats not too much of a HARD question now, is it?
>>8441131
Screw off, I have more than one friend you know.
>>8441132
>...
>......
>.........
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ok
>>8441131
I heard he does things with body pillows.
>>8441132
I'm just delivering a picture
>>8441111
>Provides all the heals
Is this Discord shit?
>>8441132
Of course.
What's heavier? A kilogram of steel, or a kilogram of feathers?
>>8441148
There was shit earlier...
>>8441148
Yeah.
>>8441137
Name ten (10).
>>8441135
I fear my fetish are too much boring and vanilla for a succubus like you. This is not clearly working. I’m sorry for wasting your time, I hope you will get you sustenance soon.
>>8441145
>Spanks you like the good healslut you are.
>>8441187
Hi Hestia.
>>8441188
>The sensation of having her rear smacked sends a hot shiver rush throughout her body, the support falling to her knees in pure bliss.
Goddamn, it is 7AM and you faggots are still arguing over mundane shit.
At least post loli, for fucks sake
>>8441206
Kill yourself pedophile.
>>8441185
>she hugs the anon tightly, locking his hands with hers as she plays with his fingers
Go on, tell me~ I like vanilla. All smooth and creamy, you can lap it up forever~
>>8441210
Rinoa no
>>8441210
Can't kill what's already dead
>>8441206
What kind of mundane shit?
>>8441204
>He wraps a hand in her hair and gives her another wail of spanks.
>>8441204
Where are my goddamn heals? Keep poking the ADC-- HEY, DON'T TAKE MY CS OR I'LL SPANK YOU
>>8441144
Oh. Thank you.
>Folds the picture away and tucks it into the cup of her bra.
>>8441176
A kilogramme of steel
Steel is heavier than feathers.
>>8441184
Uh... Ahri, Erica, Satou, Rubick, Ophis, Rokorou, Otsukai, Kiddo, Helevu.... And uh...
Uhm.
Jesus.
>>8441235
Okay now name some that AREN'T only known on Discord.
>>8441243
Jack-o Kanna or a new Kanna? Either way I want to fuck the dragon loli.
>>8441243
Don't tell anyone, Kanna, but you're my favorite.
>>8441240
Discord? What are you smoking. Most of those guys are my faction mates.
>>8441248
>Don't tell anyone
Nigga you say it every day in discord
>>8441250
Oh sorry, I got confused by how generic and uninspired most people on Discord are.
>>8441235
But they're both a kilogram.
>puts a kilogram weight up on the table
>puts a large bag of feathers up on it as well
>>8441250
>Tfw not Suz's friend
>>8441254
Sounds like like you've got some prejudices
>>8441261
But look at that bag of feathers, that's cheatin'
>>8441262
>tfw you will never put the Acuckski on suicide watch with Suz
>>8441261
Wha-? But that's not... Look how many they have, that's cheatin'
Quickly, /erp/, who's your secret crush/favorite?
So is someone gonna suck my dick or what holy shit
>>8441291
But steels heavier than feathers...
>>8441262
My friends totally hate me.
>>8441280
T-that train hasn't sailed yet you know...
>>8441284
Sponty
>>8441302
>stares worryingly for a few seconds
... Are you alright?
>>8441284
Shiroposter
>>8441284
It doesn't really matter because they don't feel the same way about me.
>>8441319
That's why they're called crushes, anon. Because they always get crushed in the end.
>>8441284
Mecha
>>8441312
I 'ont get it...
>>8441211
(Sorry but I lost all my meager ERP powers when someone ask me to make it about my fetish. I've no fetish nor desires)
>>8441331
Why? He doesn't even do anything in the threads or post cute anime girls.
>>8441333
>pats Suz's back
Don't worry about it.
>>8441337
Fuck off Eiji
>mfw
>>8441343
I have my reasons
>>8441372
Is he your self-insert?
>>8436682
>Plot twist you have to reach out to the Rper you rolled and ask them to fuck/get fucked by you.
Have done this before, was gucci.
Aight, squad roll out.
>>8441376
Clearly they're one of the meme50 posters
>>8436682
Rolling before bed
>>8441386
I dunno who that is, but I'd much rather have preferred Stephanie. Still sad that they up and disappeared midway through a fun session.
>>8436682
I don't recognize like 25% of these, but rolling anyway.
>>8441378
>Junko
https://youtu.be/fvtQYsckLxk
>>8436682
Rolling
>>8436682
Rawling
Morning family
>>8436682
Who the fuck is 33 and how do I get in contact with them
>>8436682
Dare I?
>>8436682
Ruby Rose. TND plays em, and I think there was another guy.
>>8441424
New Rikka played thread Ruby, they quit. Discord has a Ruby so you can find them in TND's or the main servers.
>>8441433
Rikka quitted? When?
>>8441427
Good luck.
>>8441433
I miss Rikka I hope they come back after school's over.
>>8441438
All of their discords are blanked and say retired. They where also considering it for a while so I guess they acted.
>>8441424
Rikka, Blake, and some other autist all played them. Rikka left though and the other fag is in TND's server on discord.
>>8441442
I miss old Rikka, they where amazing
>>8441427
>Jade
I'm so sorry Anon
>>8436682
Let's see
>>8441472
>Braxien
You could've gotten worse.
>>8436682
Rolling
>>8441448
So Blake left these threads? Wondered where they went...
>>8441495
Blake still comes by on occasion.
>>8441493
Who is 93?
>>8441501
Awonderfultreat does the Egyptian skullgirl
>>8436682
Entrusting my soul to the whims of the dice
>>8441507
Litterally who? Guess I've lost the game.
>>8436682
Rolling
>>8441555
Egypt cat from Animal Crossing. Not Isabella, but still good
H-Hello?
>>8441702
>>8441702
Moshi moshi, ERP desu.
>>8441719
Jakuri?
>>8441719
What is that thing?
>shlop
>>8441783
Yes please.
wAKE UP
>>8442007
GRAB A BRUSH AND PUT A LITTLE MAKEUP
>>8442007
KILL IT! KILL IT WITH FIRE!
>>8436682
Gambling is fun
>>8442142
A slut with a slut, made for each other
>>8442142
Pregnancy roulette is the best type of gambling.
>>8436682
Just woke up, time to roll again.
>>8442229
Worst archer but best girl
>>8436682
Roll me up anonymous.
>>8436682
Rollin'
>>8442229
Offline, again...
>>8442239
What's that supposed to mean? I'm a good archer... and a good girl...
>>8442243
Lucky
>>8442252
Well on one hand you're totally outclassed by every other archer on the team
But on the other hand you've got that super cute pout, so it all works out
>>8436682
>a list of 100 ERP avas/characters
>not on it
I'm not sure whether I should be glad or upset.
>>8442252
>52
Rude, /and/ unlucky. He's asleep. Which Mika are we looking towards, I swear there's been at least 3 of them during my time here!
>>8442295
Glad, the less of a name you have in this place the better
I can duck in, erp, funpost at avas I like and pop out without worry
>>8442295
I don't even care anymore.
>>8442273
But I'm good... with a bow...
>The archer sits down on a soft chair, scratching her head while looking down.
>>8442335
...Yeah you are. I dunno how you're so good with one of your eyes covered, but you are
>He smiles encouragingly, trying to cheer her up in his own way
>>8442302
>those filenames
You came back?
>>8442405
I can still see with just one eye...
>She seemed more confused than upset, twiddling her thumbs in her chair while looking up at him. She blinked at him a few times, tilting her head at the boy.
>missed volleyball team
On the one hand Im sad, on the other hand its nice to see they weren't just a one off.
>>8442518
Wouldn't that mess with your depth perception though? You're not blind but.. it's still a bit of a disadvantage
>He leans in a little closer, staring at her hair. He's become oddly fascinated with it, wondering what's underneath. In fact he's so close that their lips are on the verge of touching
>>8442421
Nope, unfortunately, just someone that picked up the character courtesy of the previous player!
>>8442587
Maybe? I dunno... I can still hit stuff... Would I see traps more if I showed my other eye?
>Her deep blue pool gazes into his eye, then she decides she'd rather get back up to her feet. Completely ignoring the man in front of her, she starts to lift up, only for her lips to collide with his immediately. She doesn't move as her soft lips press against his, eyes seeming to stare right through him.
Hm?
>>8442627
>He freezes up, both his eyes widening as their lips collide. It's not a /real/ kiss, it's just their lips pressing together but it still caught him off guard. A few seconds pass as he expects her to pull back. After second guessing himself a few more times he finally pulls back, blushing profusely.
Wh-wha-what was that about? Was that on purpose?
>Try to look for a doujin I've read ages ago
>Finally find it again
>It has this
>Sudden urge to meme
I blame DMG.
>>8442711
>The archer seems wholly apathetic to the situation, lying back down in the chair while she looks up at the flustered anon. He looks kinda cute.
That wasn't on purpose. Oops.
>She looked around at the various other people in the room. Many were making out, some were having sex. This was pretty minor, at least.
>>8442735
You love me. You meme loving fuck
>>8442751
DMG is okay.
>>8442751
I love DMG! DMG is a cutie!
>>8442755
Thumbs up.png
>>8442764
Cute maid is a cutie!
>>8442735
Wasn't that the one with Bob Sapp?
>>8442751
You wish.
I probably didn't even know it was a DMG reference back when I read it.
Can't believe this doujin is from the same artist who made that Panty and Stocking one.
>>8442771
Yuuup. That's the reason why I was looking for it.
https://exhentai.org/g/2257/d83353ba3d/
>>8442773
It's a rare. But happy moment when you find a good artist that makes more than one good Doujin
>>8442789
I'm not sure if I can consider this a good doujin.
I mean, it's good for some laughs.
I guess.
>>8442735
I don't know why, but I want to fuck her so badly. Maybe it's her outfit.
>>8442742
>He really has to admire just how serene and oblivious she was. He wrings his hands, her indifferent reaction making him freak out even more. He just doesn't know how to handle this woman, and he definitely doesn't know how to ask someone so aloof and detached for sex
Well it felt nice and all but.. Look it's not as if I don't like you but you just kissed me out of nowhere and..!
>>8442805
A good doujin will make you cum
A great Doujin will make you smile.
Either way I need to put my dick in something
>>8442576
Howdy Kurochijo.
>>8442829
>girl
>dick
>>8442838
>Boy
>Skirt
>>8442829
A chastity belt?
>>8442742
>looks back at
>>8442841
That's not unnatural at all!
>>8442768
I am not a maid!
>>8442822
>Despite all the time she spent here months ago, she was still completely blind to advances. She simple stared at him when he attempted to talk to her, the same blank stare on her face as usual as she scratches her head.
Do you need directions somewhere?
>>8442843
>
>>8442850
Suuuure it isn't
>>8442855
You deserve it.
>>8442855
It's not! Everyone can wear a skirt. Even you.
>>8442888
And you deserve a spank on your butt for acting so lewd
>>8442899
But I'm a girl! It makes sense.
>>8442910
Well of course I can wear one too, there's nothing that prevents me from it.
Why don't avas ever come in with things they want to do, anymore?
>>8442915
How do you mean, anon?
>>8442924
Like starters, ideas, that sort of thing. Most of the time they just appear semi-IC or just plain OOC now.
>>8442852
No I don't need directions I need.. You know?
>Really he could just ask and he'd probably get what he wants. But he doesn't know that. He looks down to her lips again, watching them pout so enticingly. He leans forward so their lips are close again, ready for it this time
..Do you mind standing up again?
Look out ERP! Boco is outside in the bushes!
>>8442910
Heeey, you are being too defiant lately.
Besides, DMG punishing someone for being lewd?
>>8442949
Do you play Tharja?
>>8442936
Lot of effort for minimal returns
It hurts me every time I saw a starter with like one serious bite
>>8442936
I don't like forcing people to play with a certain character that I enforce when they can just freely choose whoever they want from my card.
>>8442850
Hi...
>>8442939
>Without the slightest clue that he had anticipated another accidental kiss, or the idea that it was even a possibility, she tried to stand up again only for her lips to press against his once again. Just like before, she simply stopped moving, gazing not as much into him as in his direction.
Hm?
>>8442977
t. Fronk
>>8442967
Yeah, I definitely have a folder for her, why the sudden question? I've been asked that yesterday too.
>>8442914
What about your little shota cock hanging between your legs, poking out~
>>8442940
I fucking love this meme more than I should..
>>8442949
Being LEWD in the LEWD way towards me is.. well.. LEWD
>>8442967
Fairly sure Morrigan does