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>>8434238
yeah
was not intersted
>>8434238
Not yet.
>>8434216
You better step up yo game dude.
>>8434238
>a muffled yes
>>8434238
He called me good and put a collar on me!
Unf~
>>8434279
hot
>>8434238
i got some robo milk
>>8434238
>Roll for pokerface
>>8434238
HE BIT MY FUCKING LEGS OFF
>steal OP image for museum
>>8434238
no, i don't think i was
>>8434180
Hey-
yeah you are right... No matter what I do things just die in the end.
>>8434238
r
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>>8434274
what am i supposed to whisper sweet nothings in french
omelette du fromage
>>8434238
>Shrug™
>>8434239
>Sylvie nods then draws a 65 in the dirt with her ribbons, then draws an arrow pointing towards herself
>>8434336
Y-you speak Kalosian?
That's pretty hot actually.
Regrettably, I'm seeing myself with far too much free time today, and considering the recent developments it is in my best interest to do a second session. I'm Francoise Guillaume, manager of the Pokeball Factory in Laverre, and you can ask me anything.
(I'm kind of getting tired of the constant antag plots to be honest.)
>>8434439
(what would suggest then, anon?)
>>8434439
(I DONT LIKE COMFY POSTING
I DONT LIKE ANTAGS
WHAT DO YOU LIKE NIGGER)
>>8434453
(Idk if I say comfyposting then people threaten to leave and if I say I want less antagposting I feel like I'm going to get booted out as hateboner. I'm just tired of all the "OH MAN GUY X IS MOBILIZING TO DESTROY THIS THING")
>>8434439
(be comfy with me anon)
>>8434483
(i suggest you make a comfy posting character? If you do no like the antags stay out of the plot i guess. You can not please everyone sorry. I still love you though.)
>>8434046
>The hug lingers for a moment
It's getting close to dinner time, is there something specific you'd like me to try and make?
>>8434461
If you don't already know Kalosian, you're hopeless.
Next question
>>8434461
uuh wee wee
Baguette?
>>8434380
Oh. Well, that works.
>Sends out level 1 Rattata, wearing a focus sash
You go first.
>>8434565
Nah nobody got booted over that that was something else entirely.
But yeah the carpetbombing plots with people really needs to like
not happen
>>8434439
(No one cares to be honest.)
>>8434637
No one cares that you think no one cares teeebh
>>8434564
...
>shadow ball
>>8434626
uuuuh.... Yes!
exactly.
>>8434651
(imo plots are the lifeblood of RP. Wonder if it is possible to have a comfy plot. If so, it would be boring. .)
>>8434651
you should fuck off before sniffers starts crying
>>8434651
(I'm not really sure what to do for plots without having an antag involved. Because like.... That's kinda hard. Antags are what drive most plots, but if you have any suggestions I'd like to hear them. )
>>8434682
aw dude
you dont got the gutter mind?
how am i supposed to seduce you if you miss the joke
>>8434682
There's plenty of ways to have non-antag fueled plots at least.
I'm certain someone could come up with some decent comfy plots as well.
>still bored as fuck
>somehow his lillipup isn't tiring of playing fetch
>lillipup is still having too much fun
>>8434538
>The Umbreon pulls away to glance out a window. Indeed, the day had flown by while they had been watching TV and talking.
G-Gosh, that was quick.
But no, I don't have anything specific.
Surprise me!
>>8434720
(I think if we had more plots the clusterfuck/gangbang stuff wouldn't be an issue. ATM most people jump into the first plot they see because there aren't other plots to choose from. I'd be willing to help GM your plot to keep it fairly low on players, if you want?)
>>8434678
Why are you playing right into his hand?
Don't you know of the power of a level 1 Rattata?
>>8434678
>No damage
...
What's with the squinting?
I found the scarf by the roadside.
>Rattata used leer
>>8434626
I can find at least ten better chefs than that overrated sellout in just northern Kalos alone.
Next question
>>8434807
Ex-fucking-scuse me?
>>8434807
>Fool about to get panned senses: tingling.
>>8434675
No one cares that you think that no one cares about what I think that no cares t b h
>>8434807
how long until this turns into Yet Another Antag Plot™?
>>8434788
>that's a pretty good leer
>Choice specs force Shadow ball
>>8434821
No one cares that you think no one cares that I think no one cares about what you think no one cares about. To be hecking honest.
>>8434678
>>8434772
>>8434788
.....
>eats a poffin
>>8434822
how long until you leave you whiny bastard
>>8434807
So should i take my lillipup for a walk or not?
I forgot to take him out today because i overslept and he pooped in my carpet
>>8434807
hes still a better honhon than you asshat
fucking all honhons are better than you
just go call up calem for oui oui baguette lessons or something
>Dial up calem
>>8434848
>No damage
Seriously.
What's with the face?
>Rattata used leer
>>8434888
8LESSED
>>8434820
Ah if he could find the handle in a pan anymore.
>>8434814
You have your face plastered on advertisement for frozen food, excuse me but you are a sellout.
>>8434822
(It is a mystery)
>>8434888
>seriously good leer what the hell sylvie is spooked
>shadow ball
>>8434900
If I could find the handle? I assure you, I can still find it. Do I need to come demonstrate?
When you work for a League you really can't say no to being in ads.
Hello?
Hello.
How do you tell your trainer you're concerned for how they've been acting?
>>8434924
>No damage
You doing okay, Rattata?
Quick! Hit him while he's distracted.
>Leer
>>8434943
Hello best HM slave.
>>8434849
No one cares that you think that I think that no one cares about what you think that no one cares about what I think no one cares about to be horrendously honest
>>8434767
Hmm I don't feel like leaving you alone to get ingredients, have you ever tried pizza before?
>>8434943
Break their legs.
>>8434943
.... Just. Tell them that you're worried. You can leave a note on the computer, a sticky note... There's a lot of options on how you go about communicating, but simply say you are concerned for his behavior, and describe which parts of it concern you.
>>8434975
Oh shut up and kiss me you asshole.
>Roll to have angry makeouts with anon
>>8434324
Do you think you could protect your friends even? God you're so pathetic.
>>8434881
You disgust me.
>>8434883
Hrmph, foreigners.
>>8434941
You lack integrity and practice, and your restaurants are barely hitting two Michelin stars.
>>8434964
...
>>8434986
I don't think that would work.
>>8435003
I will give it a try.
>Get pen and note.
>Roll for legibility of note.
>Stick it on Siebold's nightstand.
>"Plax stop hitting ppl w pans"
>>8434924
>>8434957
this is pretty intense.
>>8435044
How EXACTLY do pokeballs work? They're very fascinating and riveting.
>>8435044
why i already cleaned it
i guess i'll take him for a walk
you're rude
Anyone know where I can buy some weed?
>>8434924
Time for moral support.
>Aromatherapy
>>8435050
What? You are. Rock smash, Strength, Cut, Surf.
Ultimate utility.
>>8435074
I know right?
>>8434957
>shadow ball
>>8434983
Nope, but it sounds like it's got pizza-zz!
>>8435117
Po Town, Sycamore Street, house 413, ask for a Mister I. C. Weiner.
>>8435122
Hey! That's cheating!
>>8435146
Rattata? Try a status move.
>Tackle
>>8435021
....
>is shaken a little.
I-i think i could.
>>8435201
Come on I'm not that dumb. I'm just looking for some illegal weedpot. Some Cocoanane?
>>8435158
>shadow ball
CHEESE
>Cheese will rain upon the next post to get Dubs
>even Dubs and it is delicious Blue cheese
>odd Dubs it is liquid Nacho cheese
>>8435221
Fine, ask for Big D.
He'll hook you up.
>>8435010
>failure
That's to be expected
>>8435044
NO ONE GIVES A SHIT ABOUT THE MICHELIN SYSTEM ANYMORE
GET WITH THE TIMES
>Urge to frying pan rises
Ugh baisez-vous, j'ai une chasse au mime à préparer.
>Siebold heads home for the night
>>8435050
Hello Barbaracle, are you in the mood for something to eat?
>>8435074
A ha, someone with an actual question.
Simply put, pokeballs work through the principles of matter to energy conversion, allowing a pokemon to be stored as data in servers located around the world.
The exact details are much more complicated, but that's what the eggheads in the research department are for.
>>8435077
And you're incapable of taking proper care of your pokemon.
Next question
>>8435233
did you just cheese yourself
>>8435238
...
>Knock on the door of the house with the suspicious amount of grunts in it.
>>8435240
...That was evens though?
>>8435244
Of course! What are you in the mood for?
>...
>Grab note.
>>8435212
Right. Just like in Fuschia. Weakling don't deserve life you know. Even Xerneas realized he made a mistake choosing you.
>>8435271
>Open the door
Heeello?
Are you the KFC guy?
>>8435232
>No damage
...
Rattata, status move.
>Quick attack
-Youngster
>>8435251
I know I've read several books on matter and energy! It's so interesting to me. I really want to be as smart as you humans.
Why are masterballs so rare?
>>8435277
Fuck, you rolled dubs.
>Grabs anon by his tie and shoves her tongue down his throat
>>8435292
>Siebold hasn't gone to his room yet so the note has yet to be seen
Hmmm.... do you want to make Coq Au Vin?
>>8435251
this only happened once
every day i take him for a walk
one i have one bad night of sleep and then i'm the a horrible person?
at least i don't hurt my pokemon unlike other people you probably know
>>8435316
>Robert hops up off the pool chair at the speed of light, knocking several beer bottles to the ground
Holy shit, did the KFC guy finally get here?
>>8435341
Of course that sounds fantastic.
...
>Roll to be nonchalant.
Someone left this note in your room.
>Hand it over.
>>8435340
>Female
>God why do you hate me so much?
>Engage the sloppiest makeouts of slight unwillingness.
>>8435328
0 Atk Rattata Quick Attack vs. 252 HP / 4 Def Sylveon: 1-3 (0.3 - 1.1%) -- possibly the worst move ever
>shadow ball
I was kind of sick today but I'm back, scrubs!
Where's that Gengar at, I need to romance him.
>>8435357
Uh, maybe? He doesn't look like a Flare dude though.
>>8435417
>male on female relationship
>cute
>>/out/
>>8435340
>female
This is gay territory senpai
>>8435340
>Kill.
No women allowed.
>>8435293
>drought activates...
Sh-s-shut u-up.
>>8435244
You only say that because you were always a sore loser.
Or do I have to remind you about what happened two years ago?
>>8435337
Masterballs are heavily regulated by law, only a few can be made every year, and that is on top the cost of the exotic materials needed in their construction.
I pride myself on the skilled pokeball artisans in my employ that build Masterballs and other commemorative pokeballs by hand with ageless techniques, all of them taught personally by Kurt himself.
>>8435343
You hurt your pokemon with your lack of care. Don't ever talk to me again.
Next question
>>8435417
>Signs "Help me" to the anon.
>>8435463
I've got you anon
>Roll to sweep anon off of his feet and into a dramatic make out session
>>8435463
>roll to return Anon to homoerotic justice
>by cuddling him lewdly
>>8435409
Alright, time to let my allowance do the work.
Rattata!
Offensive move!
>Rattata used toxic, learned through a TM
>>8435460
Isn't Kurt dead?
>>8435512
What are you talking about? I'm fine.
>>8435396
>because I love to hate
>continue to eat man tongue
>>8435158
Alright pizza it is then!
>he heads into the kitchen and prepares the dough, mixing together flour, yeast, salt and water. He then sticks the sticky mass in a speed proofer and begins working on the sauce using canned tomatoes as the base, a few minutes pass by and the proofing box dings and he retrieves the dough punching it down to pop the resulting air bubbles then spreading it out over a round sheet. Sauce is then ladled on and cheese generously sprinkled atop. The pizza is then put into the oven to bake it shouldn't take too long
>>8435390
Quelle? I have not panned someone in.......
>>8435412
>Sudden urge to pan
>>8435390
>Siebold awkwardly clears his throat
.... I will get the ingredients, can you prepare the oven?
>>8435500
Ew poison I forfeit
>>8435520
A-anon I...
>>8435534
>You're too late anon
>Anon has been snagged away from you for dramatic makeouts and lewd cuddles
>You aren't allowed in this gayfest
>tfw Brave and not Jolly/Timid
>>8435555
>quads fives
Guess the Gayfest is now open to everyone.
>>8435460
well, i already apologized and i'm taking him on a walking right now
>taking his lillipup on a walk
>>8435533
>Screams at
>>8435543
You're lucky I'm being good for Gengar or else you'd already be dead, worm.
>>8435543
Of course!
>Barnacle gets to it.
>No rolling because he should know this.
>>8435587
>Roll to hug/save Anon. Again.
>>8435552
You are really going to...?
Rattata can't learn anything if you give up!
>>8435590
WHAT THE HELL IS THAT
>FRIGHTENED SQUAWKING
>>8435512
Regrettably so, a great loss in the pokeball manufacturing community.
Next question
>>8435601
I like your style.
>>8435446
Yes. you feel that? you don't like it do you.
>>8435618
>CONTINUE TO SCREAM
>>8435614
You made me all gross and stuff
>>8435601
Is that a threat, you pathetic snake?
>>8435605
.... hold on, I will return in a few minutes. Most of the ingredients have been chopped. I trust you can handle this, Barbaracle
>>8435639
>>8435590
>Hit in the back of head with rolling pin
>>8435635
Oh thanks.
>attempts to look pretty
It's a work in progress, y'know?
>>8435661
>SCREAM
>>8435641
That's no reason to throw in the towel!
Rattata was having a good fight, and then you quit as soon as she gets a lucky hit.
>>8435639
>SCREAM IN RESPONSE
AAAAAAAAAAAA
>>8435689
What can I say there's only one kind of goo i can handle
>>8435641
I'm going to BURN YOU
>>8435666
>Cucked again
>This is my destiny
>Never ending cuckery
>Anon does a dramatic feint, falling to his knees
Whyyyyyyyy? I thought we had something!
>>8435703
>squeaks a chew toy
Hey! You want a toy?
>>8435661
Of course!
>He can handle this unless dubsfail or something.
>>8435703
pls no
>>8435538
>Lune grooms himself on the sofa while he waits, glancing at Chris in the kitchen every now and then as he worked diligently. There was something the Umbreon was mulling over in his mind about, but he decided it could wait for now.
>>8435731
(Good, good. Hug in my name.)
>>8435661
Sure sounds like one, doesn't it?
I've got better things to do than dull my blade with your flesh.
>>8435701
Okay. That is weird to say-
>>8435703
Uh, What?
>roll to make SB only able to communicate in binary for an hour
>>8435748
>scritchety scratch behind the umbreon ears
>>8435641
>>8435552
....... You just lost to a level 1.
>>8435460
Why are they regulated?
>>8435728
I shouldn't be much longer
>>8435685
STOP LAUGHING
>Roll to fucking rolling pin this damn bird
>>8435758
Ah well. You would never make it past my team anyway. It's for the best, the legal paperwork associated with killing a paperwork is hell.
>>8435775
(I'm not the master of sixes, but my name is "Samael", hence the joke about being Satan)
>>8435798
(DRINK)
>>8435777
>777
>Not only is that probably really not good, but now you're getting a sack full of coins to your face.
>Payday: apply directly to the forehead.
>stuntanon is walking his lillipu
>lillipup is having too much fun
>roll to something happen
>>8435748
>The oven timer dings and Chris retrieves the now cooked pizza and sprinkles some cut basil on top then the pizza is sliced and plated up. He then brings the plates into the living room.
Be careful now it's really hot.
>>8435820
SOMETHING HAS HAPPENED TO THIS BUSH
>>8435798
You think in a layer of reality that doesn't necessarily apply here. I don't need to get past your team because a dead man can't battle.
>>8435775
... maybe.
>Let's see if Fortuna allows it
>>8435835
OH NO
POOR BUSH
>>8435779
Because their infallibility allows for any trainer, no matter how strong to be able to catch practically any pokemon short of literal gods.
Sadly, it is soon time for me to leave. If you have any more questions, they better be quick.
>>8435866
Well you aren't on any weedowana.
Take care citizen.
>Looker falls down a manhole.
>>8435835
>>8435866
Unova's worstr Predisent. Good riddsnce.
>>8435777
>lucky seven trips
>Lune melts instantly from the scritching, one of his hindlegs twitching as he shivers
You sure know how to scratch my itches. >>8435829
>They stare at the plate, and poke a finger at the new cuisine, and are subsequently met with a burn to said finger.
AAAAAAAAAAAA
>>8435776
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>>8435886
bye i guess
>keeps on walking
>>8435889
of course he was
>>8435886
For fucks sake.
>Fish him out of the manhole.
>>8435931
(odd trips are failtrips famboli jussayin)
>>8435881
(Alright man, not everyone is a Discordfag so ye. )
>>8435935
DID YOU ENJOY THE COOKIES
I want to be loved
>>8436003
>Loves the anon
>+1 more to the hug pit
>>8435931
Now I told you it was hot, here lemme see your paw
>>8435978
>Hand a bag of weed
You want some dude?
>>8436055
>Dubsfail.
This is lettuce.
>>8435703
Come on now.
>>8436003
there you go anon
>stuntbro gives anon his love
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>>8436000
Giant bug
Unusually large arthropod
Why are you so big?
>>8436057
Oh no anon, that's not how I meant it. I'm not that kind of gay. My Gay Ass Stuff requires being on The List
>>8436064
oh fuck
>book it
>>8436070
Ninetales is but a simple pupper. Cut it some slack.
>>8436051
>Hands over his injured paw as tears well up in his eyes.
I-I didn't think it'd be the hurting kind of hot...
>>8436113
>UNIT ONE: DISCOVER THE HUMAN FEELING OF MORTIFICATION
ADMIN "SB" WHY
>>8436125
THE ORIGINAL PREHISTORIC CREATURE I WAS REVIVED FROM WAS LARGE AS WELL
>>8435979
(oh whoops)
>>8436191
You don't need to yell.
Are you feeling okay?
>>8436191
>Smacc robutt
>>8436168
This isn't too bad of a burn
>he reaches into one of the sacks he brought home earlier and pulls out a burn heal and proceeds to spray Lune's paw with the cooling mist.
That should feel all better, no need for tears now.
>>8436224
THE VOCALIZER I AM EQUIPPED WITH IS CURRENTLY IN ITS BETA STAGE AND HAS ONLY ONE VOLUME SET-
>>8436244
>UNIT ONE: SMACKED
WHY AM I BEING PUNISHED
HAVE I DONE SOMETHING WRONG
I'M SORRY I'M SORRY IT WON'T HAPPEN AGAIN I'M SORRY
Goodnight, /par/
I know you don't like me but I don't really care because at least Gengy does
>>8436301
I like you
>>8436292
Just had to smack that bug booty.
>Random Plasma Grunt jumps off the side of the frigate
>>8436070
What do you want? why did you bring me out here?
>its getting pretty hot here
>>8436301
good night little grass snek
>pets the grass snek across the internet
>>8436301
You're starting to grow on me. You better not die yet.
>>8436346
You want this all to burn don't you?
>>8435779
Yeah and apparently husbando did not like it and now I'm gonna get burned
>>8436335
>Roll for if he ends up in a full body cast.
Time for real science hours.
>Roll for if he's going to get handrails for the frigate or look at bug lewds.
>>8436389
(sorry that post was ment for gengy. i will put the alcohol away now.)
>>8436379
Yes I REALLY do.
>>8436335
I DON'T EVEN HAVE A "BOOTY'
>>8436390
>UNIT ONE: RETRIEVE GRUNT AND BRING HIM TO UNIT TWO
>>8436436
>UNIT ONE: SNOOP
>>8436436
>Time to research proper bug fuggery.
>>8436462
>Consider bug booty.
>>8436254
>Lune shakes his paw after the Burn Heal, is applied, the stinging sensation already almost gone thanks to the medicine.
T-Thanks Chris. Sorry about that.
Well, I guess there are no more questions.
I can say that tomorrow I will be honored to show the world a new product from the Kalosian Industrial Conglomerate, something many people have wanted for decades, and a complement to the new pokeball project.
Anyway, no more time to lose, I have an art auction to attend. Darke may have refused to sell me his collection of sculptures in life, but now they will finally be mine.
>>8436487
>He smiles at Lune
It's fine just be careful okay? It should be cooled off enough to eat now without burning.
>>8436481
colress someone fell off the side of your boat
>>8436516
>hop in the gay cuddle pile and do just that
Too bad nancy boy you're with me
>>8436554
And?
>>8436191
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>>8436582
T-turts?
>>8436582
put your fucking dick away
>>8436444
Then do it. prove you're not a weakling.
>>8436620
Ok.
>>8436625
Make me.
>>8436481
.... COLRESS?
IS THERE SOMETHING WRONG WITH MY ABDOMEN?
>>8436591
.... DID THEY WORK?
>>8436591
(DRINK)
>>8436658
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>>8436633
I will.
.....
>walks away and head home.
>>8436658
Your abdomen is fine as it is Unit One.
>>8436696
>>8436736
WILL YOU PEOPLE GET A ROOM?
>>8436389
But.... how did you lose?
>>8436515
>He picks up a now cooled off piece of pizza with a paw and takes a bite, a strand of cheese sticking out of the mouthful he had. Lune tries to pull it off, but only succeeds in removing more of the cheese from the pizza, resulting in slightly frustrated eon noises. After he swallows his bite, they pause to give their opinion.
Pizza is really yummy, but it's kinda messy to eat.
>>8436745
Yeah i know.
>>8436812
I mostly lost on purpose, intentionally used a Ghost move against a normal type
What even is a whhhhhhhead?
>>8436763
We're in a room though!
>>8436823
Yeah it can be if you're not used to it
>He takes a bite of his own pizza to show how it's done
>>8436911
>Instead of showing off proper pizza eating skills he gets stuck in the same stretchy cheese cycle as Lune did
Well never mind then, apparently there is no non messy way to eat pizza
>>8436836
Why would you lose on purpose? that seems... erroneous
>>8436920
Yep, just us subs.
Any doms out there want their very own gay harem?
>>8436990
Well I tried but my girth was ignored
(Okay can we turn the thread from this weird erp? This shitposting is getting uncomfortable,)
>>8437054
(Sorry. Joke got out of hand, ended up going full lewd)
>>8437034
(Gotcha fampai.)
>Random Aether Grunt attempt to pick lock to Virbank Radio Station.
>>8437054
>ruiner of fun
why do you complain about absolutely everything
>goes inside home and falls asleep on couch.
>>8437111
>You fucked up
>>8437111
>looking through binoculars Reconnaissance Grunt spies the RAG messing with the radio station's door
What's this now?
>lillipup walked
>the lillipup starts yawning amd goes to sleep
Good night little guy
>open wine bottle
>fills a glass of wine
>goes to watch the rival show of the one he is working on because at least that one he doesn't know the plot yet
>>8436955
No sense in beating up on a level one now is there?
>>8437152
>Notice Zorro has come home and is laying on the couch
>curl up next to him and proceed off to dream land
>>8437194
>The smell of ozone intensifies
>The intercom activates
>"THE HELL ARE YOU DOING"
>>8436911
>>8436948
>Lune can't help but giggle at the silly spectacle. Here were the both of them, sitting here eating pizza with cheese that just refused to cooperate with being eaten to the point where it stretched to near ridiculous amounts, resulting in a sloppy deconstruction of the slices they were eating.
It's messy, but it's fun to eat it! I'll probably need a bath afterwards, but it'll be worth it.
>>8437260
skitts stop the stupid erp shit
>>8437280
anon stop the stupid douchebag shit
>>8437298
fucking make me faggot
>>8437280
(They were guessing who was on the list, I really don't see how that's ERP. It's not like we haven't tried to guess this shit for other people before)
>>8437304
>roll to make him
>>8437275
Nothing?
>Roll to book it.
>>8437275
I was eating ramen with bird friend!
Do you need help?
>>8437352
go fug jiji
>>8437336
>The door opens and a visibly angry Magnezone appears
>whealchair doggo walks towards the Frisddge with yet another Brown MCghetsis paper Bag
>Puts it in the Fridge with the 3 others
>>8437384
3e 73 65 64 75 63 65
>>8437372
I'm not jiji, but he still a qt
>>8437412
Where do you get so much Mcghetsis
>>8437375
(Hahaha shit man, one of those is right. Not gonna say which one. )
(There's two of "people Skitts likes enough to fug" discovered, the third one is more of a "maaaaaaaaybe" anyway)
>>8437336
Damnit Trevor, I told you not to steal my look. I know we all dress this way but you specifically are not allowed to have my look
>>8437384
>Meanwhile, a phone goes off in the radio station
>>8437509
(is it gladi)
>>8437527
Catalyst Radio, you're on air, who's this?
>>8437509
id like to put gladi/jirachi up
>>8437532
>>8437541
3e 73 65 64 75 63 65
>>8437426
>Jay: confused Magnezone noises
>He is for the first time in his life getting seduced
>>8437509
-Seb: Tell him that I demand an explanation for what he just did.
>>8437483
>>8437532
I know a Guy
>shiny wheels out
>>8437276
>Chris finishes eating his pizza
Haha yeah probably, do you want me to run you a bath then?
>>8437541
>Nervous squeaks
>A voice comes through, which may be familiar to john
Oh, um...Hi. I'm Aria...
...
Do you guys have, uh..advertising spaces open?
>>8437539
(Bro Gladi was legit the first one guessed and confirmed for that list.)
>>8437549
(O shit, speak of the devil. Everyone was sharing their Dom/sub prefs early during shitpost hours, what're you mate)
>>8437574
(Shit, I've been found out. Rip. )
(But yeah third one is, as I said, super big maybe. Gonna stop with the guessing game before I get called out further.)
>>8437639
(sorry i wasnt really paying attention and wanted to play)
>>8437532
It doesn't i'm kalosian and i never ate mcghetsis until recently
>>8437596
Okay, shiny why don't you try some of the local cuisine
>>8437605
>Lune is only about halfway done with his, but he looks like an absolute mess, his paws and mouth stained with sauce. He stops midbite to eagerly nod.
Yes please!