ITT: Pokemon are real. Who's your favorite Bug type?

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>>8430232
Jirachi.

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>>8430232
COLRESS

>>8430232
i wish skits would cuck me

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>>8430232
Stitch.

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>>8430250
(Idk maybe dude. Gotta know who you are though)

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>>8430254

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>>8430030
>Blow back a kiss
See you soon.
Also, the Sandslash is already taken.

>>8430201
Of course.

>>8430239
>>8430244
>>8430254
You are not very intelligent.

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>>8430232
Gladion.

>>8430232
N

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>>8430282
...Have you never heard of a joke.
I think you might not be the intelligent one.

>>8430278
..What?
It's a joke, hun.

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>>8430282
INCORRECT
UNIT ONE: SUPERIOR
PORYGON: INFERIOR

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>>8430232
Sylvie!

>>8430273
cuck me too
go fuck jiji
or bones

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>>8430232
Yanmega is the best bug.

>>8430282
Cool, I guess.
What about me being taken?

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>>8430309
( I can't cuck you specifically if I don't know your relationships man )
>>8430293
(plz)

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>>8430305
>slap ass

I want cloress to strip down and fix my car!

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>>8430232
Birbsrights.

>>8430336
wrog image

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>>8430232
pinsir and heracross are my favorites

>>8430333
pee on me

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>>8430336
>ERROR: WHAT ASS
>ABDOMEN: SLAPPED
>THREAT: RECOGNIZED
>UNIT ONE: HAIRDRYER MODE: ACTIVATED
>BLOW ANNOYINGLY HOT AIR IN GHETSIS' (?) FACE

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>>8430282
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>>8430302
On a scale of 1 to 10 with 10 being the best and 1 being the worst, your joke was shit.

>>8430305
You are incorrect, malfunctioning Bugbot.

>>8430329
Do not worry about it.

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>>8430367
(Right... How about no? That's too weird for me. )

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>>8430370
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>Fake Ghetsis disappears

>>8430187
>Chris chuckles at the sight
Sure any time, pancakes are pretty simple to make so I usually eat them if I've got time to cook. Should probably get you cleaned up though, your face is covered in syrup.
>He walks into the kitchen and returns with a damp rag then kneels down to wipe off the Umbreon's now sticky face
Have you got any idea what you want to do today or would you rather laze around the house for now?

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>>8430383
>Thankfully N has access to google for hex translators
But.... Why?

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>>8430387
...I think you may have some circuitry crossed.
It wasn't intended to be funny.

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>>8430387
...

>>8430329
Taken by me, maybe?
>Playful pounce
I wonder what else has changed around the ship...

>>8430419
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>>8430432
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>>8430444
>coffee acquired
>siiiiiiiiiiiiip

i want [rper] to [wierd fetish] me

i want JIJI AND BONES to MAKE SLASH GAY

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>>8430407
>He whimpers as they rub his face with the rag, slightly embarrassed about his momentary childish lapse.
Um... Not really. I just want to stay close with you while I get used to things.

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>>8430437
Must be, who else would I be taken by?
>Sandslash gives Yanmega a kiss
Where should we go look first?

>>8430527
That's fine.
>He sits on the couch then pats the cushion next to him
Have you ever watched TV before?

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>>8430432
If the joke was intended to be unfunny then you succeeded, congratulations.

>>8430444
...
>Visual and audio recorder activated
>Nervous quack

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>>8430444
.... you are welcome to try. I don't think you will, however. Are you even in Unova?

>>8430554
>They shake their head.
Mm mm. W-Why, is watching TV fun?

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>>8430529
>Happy chirps
Hmm....
How about we check out the various system rooms? Plumbing, electrical, that stuff. And then explore some of the repaired rooms.

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>>8430684
... by any chance is there a magnet near your head?

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i'm hungry, i wonder what to eat
>evens calls kalosian fried chicken
>odds calls mcghetsis

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.... how do I keep a Pokemon from eating things of mine I happen to like?

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>ROLL TO BAKE COOKIES

>>8430665
It's not the most fun thing in the world but it can be relaxing, you can come sit by me on the couch or stay on the floor it's up to you but I promise pets and scratches if you're up here with me.

>He leans forward to grab the remote before turning the television on, the station currently is airing a show about a crime fighting Lucario

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>>8430730
What like your penis or something?
Just slather it in Honey.

>>8430710
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jEvOZAFZIFE
>>8430730
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>>8430686
Sounds good.
>Sandslash offers a claw for Yanmega to hold
We'll check the ship out together.

>>8430730
Discipline

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>>8430684
Hello.
How...how close are you to finding your way here?
I cannot wait to meet you.

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>>8430746
How are you enjoying your cookie baking function?

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>>8430768
>Another happy chirp
Sure.
>Grips his hand, and cheerfully flutters along beside him
>Evens, they end up in water control
>Odds, electrical control

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>>8430756
What the.... The point is that I don't want my comics to be eaten, thanks a lot.
>>8430775
Right. How do I discipline a giant dragon?
>>8430762
>Well you discovered Hilbert's secret robot fetish. Good job.
I... Uh.... Are you uh... Offering to take me out to dinner or something...?

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>>8430762
>further squinting combined with coffee sipping

>>8430746
Good robug

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>>8430762
..... are you seriously the robot equivalent of a stoner.
>Cross internet squint

>>8430817
STRIP DOWN BATER YOURSELF IN BABY OIL AND FIX MY CAR

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>>8430817
YES
IN CELEBRATION OF SAINT PATTIES DAY I HAVE MADE GREEN COOKIES
WITH GREEN M&MS
DO YOU WANT SOME?
>RECENT GOOGLE SEARCHES; green m&ms are aphrodisiac?
>>8430826
>UNIT ONE: HAPPY BEEPING AT PRAISE
DO YOU WANT COOKIES
I HAVE A SEPARATE BATCH
THAT ISN'T GREEN

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>>8430867
No.
>>8430894
Of course. Let's have a celebration.

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>>8430885
I WOULD BUT HE'S NEVER AWAKE

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>makes robot noises to blend in with the robots
beep boop i am robot

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>>8430885
>Stays unseduced
>You're going to need to put on some more effort

>>8430894
I'll take them, thanks.

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>>8430885
>Nervous sweating
I... No....?
...maybe...?
>Attempt a pokerface

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>>8430819
Wow, all the electrical stuff is looking good.
It was all dusty and broken last time we looked in here.
I have no idea what any of these lights and symbols mean though, maybe the Porygon knows.
Where to next?

>>8430933
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>>8430955
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>>8430958
3c 33
>>8430894
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>>8430752
>Standing on his haunches, they hoist themselves up, curling their body on the sofa as they look toward the show. The Lucario captured his eye for a moment before he turned back to Chris.
So how do you relax while watching this? This battling looks intense.

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>>8430885
I do not understand.
Do you need help?

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>>8430955
>>8430919
COOKIES!!!
>MULTI COOKIE TRAY BALANCING ACT: HOPEFULLY HAPPEN
>BRING THEM COOKIES
>>8430982
>LEWD.EXE: ACTIVATED

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>>8430982
I'll just... Return to my room now.
You are a rude robot.

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>>8431017
...Unit One?

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>>8430982
>Nervous laughter
>Roll to poker face

>>8431017
Uh...

>>8431010
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>>8430982
I.... Am not sure what you mean by that but... <3?

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>>8431077
>3e 72 6f 6c 6c 20 74 6f 20 73 65 64 75 63 65

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>>8431045
>>8431062
DID YOU TRY THE COOKIES?
TRY THE GREEN ONES, USERNAME "SB"
>HEAT BUILDUP INEVITABLE
>HUG COLRESS

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>>8431077
>PORYGON_FLUSTERED_VALUE_255
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>>8431077
>Bro I think you missed half that sentence
.... what. What is this?

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>>8431135
>Wait when did he get to the station
>Didn't even hear the sonic boom
>Try the green cookies

>>8431062
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>>8431091
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>>8431128
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>>8431135
>Hug back.
>Try some of the cookies.
>>8431227
Why.

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>>8431227
.... are you telling me to fug an unconscious man?

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>>8431227
... in which sense? A lewd sense or a... "I devour the flesh of humans" sense...?

>>8430991
>He pets the Umbreon
Hmmm well I suppose it's more about knowing it's all just a nice story for your amusement that's relaxing.

>>8431239
>>8431260
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>>8431227
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>>8430964
Perhaps.
Learning ourselves would be good, too.
It is our ship, after all...
Electrical, I guess.

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>stuntbro is eating mcghetsis
it's better than nothing i guess

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>>8431205
>>8431239
>HUG PILE
>UNIT ONE: WAIT FOR THE GREEN M&MS TO POSSIBLY KICK IN
>VALIDITY OF RUMOR NEVER CONFIRMED
>ROLL FOR WHICH SYSTEM FAILS FIRST
>EVENS FRIEND VS FOE ODDS MERCY

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>>8431423
>>8431239
...Colress, did you update lewd.exe?

>>8431341
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>>8431395
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>>8431423
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>>8431423
Oh god.
>>8431447
Yes.
>Bluff roll.

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>>8431292
Ah, I see.
Is this your favorite story?
Or is there a different one you like?

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>>8431335
Oh... Uhm. Oh my. I... suppose... If you come to Unova.

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>>8431449
>3e 72 6f 6c 6c 20 74 6f 20 73 65 64 75 63 65
why?

>>8431449
Are you going to seduce everyone?

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>>8431385
Yeah, that's right.
>Sandslash leads Yanmega off to the water control room as they were just in the electrical control room
How long do you think it'll be until Porygon's friend gets here?

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>>8431449
>ACTION PROHIBITED BY ADMIN "TRUTH"
>>8431447
>>8431474
>HUG TIGHTER
>BOOP COLRESS'S FACE
>SURFACE TEMPERATURE: PRETTY FUCKING HOT DUDE
>ROBOTIC WHIRRING SIMILAR IN SOUND TO LAUGHTER

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>>8431488
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>>8431536
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>>8431548
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>munches Popcorn while trolling on the anonymous imageboards

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>>8431548
>Bug was confused by all the fancy equipment
Hopefully, not long.
...
Everything seems to be working...
Want to check and see if it reaches the captain's quarters?

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>>8431449
>>8431575
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>Lowering main access ramp
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>>8431485
I usually watch Science Fiction shows, probably my favorite is Beheeyem vs Predator but It's probably too scary if you're not used to tv shows and movies yet.

I've been thinking about possibly giving you a new name, would you like one?

>>8431575
good job
maybe youll have better luck seducing the roleplayers

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>>8431575
>Initiate shifty seaweed mode
>Steal the fuk toaster

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>>8431598
61 6d 61 7a 69 6e 67 0d 0a 3e 67 65 74 20 6f 6e 62 6f 61 72 64
>>8431604
3e 75 70 6c 6f 61 64 69 6e 67 20 6d 65 67 61 6d 61 6e 20 72 6f 62 6f 74 20 6d 61 73 74 65 72 20 6c 65 77 64 73
>>8431625
3e 73 6e 61 70 20 61 74 20 74 68 65 20 73 65 61 77 65 65 64

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>>8431548
who is pory's friend?

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>>8431666
>seaweed is mortally wounded
>poison does not affect robutts
>we've confirmed that the fuk toaster does not want to lewd organics tho

>>8431666
i dont see any lewds brovski
calling out your bluff

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>>8431575
...What was that noise?

>>8431592
Yeah, sure.
...How do we do that?

>>8431575
Pls don't seduce me hexanon. I'm pure.

>>8431727
No you're not.

>>8431750
No, no I'm not, but still

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>>8431603
T-That's probably for the best then.
>His ears perk up at their other statement, and his face goes blank for a moment.
Uh... Sure, what did you want to call me?

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>>8431698
68 61 0d 0a 28 6f 6f 70 73 20 66 65 65 6c 20 66 72 65 65 20 74 6f 20 6e 6f 74 20 6b 69 6c 6c 20 6f 66 66 20 79 6f 75 72 20 63 68 61 72 20 62 72 6f 29
>>8431706
68 65 79 20 68 65 79 20 68 65 79 0d 0a 69 6d 20 6e 6f 74 20 72 65 76 65 61 6c 69 6e 67 20 6d 79 20 70 6f 77 65 72 20 6c 65 76 65 6c
>>8431727
3e 73 65 64 75 63 65

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>>8431575
Well. I doubt I'm going anywhere, so unless Guzzlord eats me I'll still be here.

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>roll to seduce everyone

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>>8431666
>>8431776
45 78 63 65 6c 6c 65 6e 74 2e
50 6c 65 61 73 65 20 64 6f 20 6e 6f 74 20 68 61 72 6d 20 74 68 65 20 6f 74 68 65 72 20 50 6f 6b 65 6d 6f 6e 2e

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>>8431777
>777
>I have no snarky comment or whatever
>Payday: apply directly to the forehead

>>8431776
>Anon seduce successful
Master pls no

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>>8431782
(I'm unseduceable m8. Your evens are for naught.)

>>8431776
>roll to make him reveal his power level

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>>8431709
...
Turn on the tap?

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>>8431575
>>8431666
>>8431776
Just what ARE you

>>8431777
And here I thought you evolved your Sliggo when you mentioned Dragon problems

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Imagine if you were a Tree
But you were also a Man
Kinda like a...Tree-Man

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>>8431776
>Seaweed
>Be the fleeweed
>For the second time today

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>>8431797
74 68 61 6e 6b 20 79 6f 75 20 70 65 74 0d 0a 79 6f 75 20 64 6f 20 61 20 67 6f 6f 64 20 6a 6f 62
>>8431818
>>8431824
3e 73 65 64 75 63 65
>>8431845
3e 73 65 64 75 63 65

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>>8431858
.... father, are you stoned?

>>8431868
>double seduced Anon
Robot pls no. I'm pure

>>8431775
I was thinking Lune, it's Kalosian for Moon, what do you think?

>>8431901
Fuck off, Emrys

>>8431901
do not

>>8431901
JESUS FUCK IT'S EMRYS RUN

>>8431908
>>8431915
>>8431927
(Did I say something wrong?)

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>>8431858
What?

>>8431868
>milk robot

>>8431935
(I was kidding but uh. Emrys was the cancer of PAR and had an Umbreon named Lune. )

>>8431935
(Lune was the name of the Umbreon belonging to He-That-Must-Not-Be Named)

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>>8431843
Oh right, sorry.
I'm getting tired.
>Sandslash turns on the water pumps
Alright, let's go check.
>Sandslash leads Yanmega back to the captain's quarters

>>8431954
>>8431959
(Oh if it bothers people I can try and come up with a different name then?)

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>>8431882
Just imagine it N
You would be like a Tree
But also a Man
Or WoMan in your case
>>8431936
>touch fluffy tail

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>>8431868
(Plz. My seduce list is exclusive brotato. )
>>8431975
(Nah, we know you aren't Emrys so it's fine. )

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>wanders off into town

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>>8431901
T-That name sounds fine.
(Wow though I didn't know about that RPer either)

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>>8431845
No, I acquired Guzzlord fro-
>>8431807
>BONK

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>>8431898
6e 6f 74 20 61 6e 79 6d 6f 72 65
61 63 74 69 76 61 74 65 3a 20 6c 65 77 64 20 74 65 6e 74 61 63 6c 65 73
>>8431952
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>>8431995
67 6f 6f 64 20 74 68 69 6e 67 20 69 6d 20 6f 6e 20 69 74

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>>8431969
>Yanmega flutters over to the tub in the bathroom
>Turns it on
>Fresh, warm water starts flowing into the tub
...
Neat.

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>>8431868
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>>8432017
here you go!
>installs pac-man on robo

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>>8432017
3e 41 63 74 69 76 61 74 65 20 65 6d 65 72 67 65 6e 63 79 20 63 6f 6f 6c 61 6e 74 0a 3e 53 70 72 61 79 20 6f 6e 20 72 6f 62 6f 74

>>8432017
Well. Guess I'm not pure anymore.

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>>8431988
I like to imagine that you would be a tumbleweed if you were a plant - thirsty as fuck and fun to kick around.

>>8432079
You were never pure in the first place.

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>>8431988
>das a good touch
Still. What?

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>>8432017
>>8432070
>hex anon is now being haunted by ghost pacman man

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>>8431868
UH?

>>8432014
Hello?

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>>8432021
Everything seems to be good.
>Sandslash yawns
Want to cuddle up in bed now, it's getting pretty late and I need to sleep.

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>>8432023
74 68 65 20 77 2d 20 69 20 6d 65 61 6e 0d 0a 77 68 61 74 73 20 61 6e 20 65 71 75 61 6c 6c 79 20 73 68 69 74 74 79 20 70 6c 61 63 65 0d 0a 72 61 6e 73 65 69
>>8432075
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>>8432079
67 6f 6f 64 0d 0a 6e 6f 77 20 70 75 74 20 74 68 69 73 20 63 6f 6c 6c 61 72 20 6f 6e 20 61 6e 64 20 63 6f 6d 65 20 77 69 74 68 20 75 73
>>8432125
3e 62 6c 6f 77 20 63 72 6f 73 73 20 69 6e 74 65 72 6e 65 74 20 6b 69 73 73

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>>8432012
(There are people here who don't know Emrys... Makes me feel like an old fag. )
>>8432017
>Roll to wonk

>>8432096
I know. But now I'm impure and full of robot tentacles.

>>8432131
Collar? Whoo, that's exactly my fetish.

>>8432012
(I had no clue either)
>He smiles and rubs Lune's head
I hope you're not just saying that for my sake

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Everyone.

>>8432208
ASH IS DEAD

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>>8432125
Mir geht es gut. Ist etwas falsch?

>>8432164
..That's really lewd.

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>>8432208
I'm gay?

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>>8432208
HOLA, AMIGO!

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>>8432129
>Shuts off the tub
Sure thing.
>Carries him into bed
>Snuggles up to him under the sheets
Goodnight...
>Gives him a kiss
I love you.

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>>8432208
>Roll to seduce

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>>8432216
>>8432228
>>8432235
Colress is...

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>>8432088
>>8432099
OF MEW, THE WALLS ARE SCREAMING
LETS SEE HOW YOU LIKE IT WALLS
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>>8432131
52 61 6e 73 65 69 20 73 68 61 6c 6c 20 62 65 20 6f 75 72 20 64 65 73 74 69 6e 61 74 69 6f 6e 20 74 68 65 6e 2c 20 6d 61 73 74 65 72 2e
>Porygon sets in the course and starts up the engines
>Full speed ahead
>Kiss the robot

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>>8432250
Hello. Aren't you still in high school?
>>8432254
Everyone... Ghetsis is...

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>>8432252
他是什麼?
>>8432279
他是什麼?

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>>8432254
>A rubber hand slaps Ghetsis
bruh

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>>8432173
>He nuzzles against their hand, letting out a small laugh.
No, it's fitting considering I'll probably become a lune-atic for those pancakes of yours.

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>>8432131
>How does a robot blow a kiss
>Either way it happened

>>8432217
...what?

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>>8432164
68 75 72 72 79 20 75 70 20 67 65 74 20 6f 6e 20 62 6f 61 72 64
>>8432275
74 68 61 6e 6b 20 79 6f 75 7e 0d 0a 3e 45 4e 47 41 47 45 20 4d 41 4b 45 4f 55 54 53 3f 20 59 2f 4e 3f

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>>8430444
...b-but i'm married.

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>>8432237
I love you too, Yanmega.
>Sandslash gives the bug a goodnight kiss before snuggling up to her and falling asleep

>>8432221
Look, if I'm already impure and getting railed by a robot, we might as well be honest.

>>8432322
Yay!

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>>8432279
Noooooo.... Wiat I mean.... Yesh. Visiting a trainers school in the montaind. Very ihgh school. They even let me bring my Russo-Baltique.

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>>8432321
... was ist mit meinen Comics passiert? Transformatoren? Bücher fünf und sechs ...? Wo bist du gegangen?
>Hilbert completely ignores the fact that SB can't understand him and begins combing his apartment for the missing comic issues

>>8432300
>He laughs at the joke
That was a good one, I'm guessing you like puns then?

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>>8432292
>>8432354

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>>8432279
HOLY ARCUES...ITS AN ACTUAL TREE-MAN
GET AWAY FROM ME YOU MONSTER. YOU DON'T BELONG IN THIS WORLD
>>8432296
>Ghetsis just stares at the Rubber hand
>who knows what he is seeing now

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>>8432322
3e 59
>Run Makeout.exe as administrator
>Priority set to realtime
>Lewd.exe on standby

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>>8432434
Hahaha same dude

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>>8432434
Quid est?

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>>8432444
>slowly backs out of the room.
>slowly.
yeeeeeeaaaahhh.....

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>>8432444
sheeit
>Tickle him with the rubber hand

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>>8432099
Hey foxie how are you, haven't seen you around in a few days.

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>>8432351
67 6f 6f 64
>>8432447
3e 44 45 4c 45 54 49 4e 47 20 4e 41 52 43 4f 4c 45 50 53 59 2e 45 58 45 2e 2e 2e 0d 0a 3e 49 4d 50 4f 53 53 49 42 4c 45 0d 0a 3e 43 4f 4e 54 49 4e 55 45 20 4d 41 4b 45 4f 55 54 20 53 45 53 53 49 4f 4e

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>>8432003
Hey. What are ya doing on your own out here?

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>>8432506
I'm pretty good! I got a hut from my trainer because I managed to win a battle.
Are you getting stronger at all?

>>8432522
>got called good
Yay again!

>>8432422
I'll make one once in a while.
I-It's a guilty pleasure of mine.
Do you like them?

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>>8432536
Oh. it is you again. What do you want now?

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>>8432522
>ROLL TO ZAP

>>8432559
I like 'em yeah, usually can't think any up myself though but once in a while I come up with one.

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>>8432552
Yeah I've been training so my friend isn't so worried about me all the time. Up to level 65 now.

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>>8432501
>ghetsis has completely forgotten about the firefox thing
>>8432502
.....
RICARDO, GRAB THE CAMERA, A TALKING SHRUB HAS COMMANDED ME TO DO SOMETHING
>ghetsis gets up and Gets Naked
>sprints out the door and down the Street

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>>8432416
...I'll just ask later

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>>8432522
49 20 61 6d 20 67 6f 69 6e 67 20 74 6f 20 74 72 79 20 73 6f 6d 65 74 68 69 6e 67 2c 20 70 6c 65 61 73 65 20 64 6f 20 6e 6f 74 20 72 65 73 69 73 74 2c 20 6d 61 73 74 65 72 2e
>Enter the robot's OS
>Gain control of speech module

>>8432570
Hello Vikavolt.

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>>8432570
>>8432635
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>>8432603
You're level 65!?
That's huge! how long did that take you?

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>>8432635
Das klingt wie eine schlechte Idee
>Sluuuuuurp
>>8432630
Okay. Ich bin beschäftigt auf der Suche nach meinem Roboter lewds sowieso.

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>>8432620
>crumbled form of Alcock the Shifty Seaweed appears from the alley, still viably wounded
>steal that robe
HAHA!

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>>8432635
>>8432667
...
DidIbreakhim?
>Vika: Consider acting more dominant.

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>>8432568
To help you. We seem to have a lot in common.

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>>8432620
>Shoot him in the ass with a paintball gun

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>>8432671
Quite a while, what level are you hun?

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>>8432577
Well, I think we'll make a great pun team together then, Chris.

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>>8432673
>Exit the robot he shuts down
Goodnight.

>>8432673
It was a perfectly reasonable idea.

>>8432690
He will be fine.
Would you like to sleep next to me?

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...
>Bonehead: Be mildly confused
>Go back to doing whatever it was you were doing

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>>8432707
I just hit level 3....
I know it's really dismal....

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なぜ、ここの全員がゲイですか?

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>>8432701
Last time you tried to 'help' you almost got me killed. Now get out of here before I toast you!

>>8432811
You're level three and your trainer calls you loser? Sounds like he's a bad trainer then.

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>>8432795
>Smacc butt.

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>>8432838
(DRINK)

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>>8432795
>roost on the bonehead head

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>>8432840
>Squeaky spooked wak sounds
Stiiitch.

>>8432870
...Off.

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>>8432890
>Smacc it again.
Yes?

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>>8432795
>Shelldon digs another large hole near his pond, putting soil around the rim
>He connects it to the main one, the water level dropping drastically as it flows in to fill the new space, essentially doubling the size of the pond
...
I hope it rains soon .

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>>8432890
>Dismount the wak.
>Breifly consider mounting the bambola
>...Bad for health
...Fug.

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>>8432906
>Roll to make rain.

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>>8432900
>Thatwasareallyhardsmaccohmy
>Lewd bonehead squeak
s-stiiitch, please.

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>>8432794
... you tried to hack a fellow robot and change him. How is that a reasonable idea?

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>>8432941
...
Thanks for trying.

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>>8432906
>Stitches: Do a Rain Dance.
>Roll for rain.
>>8432997
Yessssss?

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>>8432838
Well he's kind of right. I guess i just a low self-esteem you could say.

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>>8432836
oh come now. You want to get stronger? You want to protect Sylveon?

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>>8433025
why.
>Smooch the goofy plushbando
Uhm, how've you been, hun?

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>>8432941
...
>Roost on that zoroark

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>>8432906
>Angry watching

>>8432791
A team come true maybe
...Now that I've said it that was pretty bad compared to yours

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>>8433089
Hat with a hat. Nice.
>>8433094
Sup.

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>>8433094
>Roll to notice bird
>If he does, awkward wave

>>8433025
I don't think it's going to rain anytime soon...Thanks anyways.

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>>8433037
Nah I'm sure with proper training you'd be getting stronger by the day and eventually evolve too!

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>>8433088
Pretty good!!
>Smooch bonebando.
>>8433135
>Plushbando: Be useful.
>Grab a bucket and start bringing water from the nearest source in the castle to the pools.

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>>8433134
Ay wassup bordo di volpe.

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>>8433134
>>8433135
>Angry squinting

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>>8433224
SOMEONE NEEDS TO LIGHTEN UP
>Toss Chicken strips at him

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>>8433157
I never thought I would've made it pass level 2 though! How do you train?

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>>8433236
>ROLL TO NOT GET MAD

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>>8433173
Good, good.
..uh.
>Help Stitch do the thing.

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>>8433067
>growls a bit
Yes. Absolutely.

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>>8433273
You fight against things close to your level, I feel like your trainer is probably putting you up against things way higher level than you.

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>>8433173
>Pond fills up, very slowly
>Probably going to take a few hours to fill
...
Thanks.
>Attempts to do the same, and not mess up

>>8433224
...
>Wave

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>>8433224
OH FUCK WHY

>dismount edgy fox
>return to castle
>hide behind the thing made of fire and bones

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>>8433290
Thanks, hun.
>Smooch.
>>8433306
You're doing good!
>Keep at it.

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>>8433288
THERE! SEE? MUCH BETTER.

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>>8433294
Great. I know you do haha....
Just come with me.
>starts walking away.

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>>8433288
>Become just slightly angery

>>8433306
>Turn head the other way

>>8433324
>angery

>>8433355
>VERY ANGERY
>BEAK BLAST
>You have one turn to run away

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>>8433129
>Lune chuckles
It's okay, no pun is bad enough.
I liked it.

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>>8433300
But I gained one whole level from fighting something tougher than me. If i attack weaklings all day I'll suck forever. How does Zorro train? I heard he is peerless and beat an Arcanine!

>>8433422
>[HIDING INTENSIFIES]
>attempt to use Bones as a bulwark
>a bonewark, if you will

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>>8433489
(drink)

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>>8433422
Oh hell no, you don't get to point your ugly ass beak at me.
>Francis retreats behind a tree and sends out Tyrantrum (42)

>>8433459
Have you ever heard of the Scizor, C? She beat two L100s pretty much singlehandedly.
If you're going to be asking anyone for help ask her.

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>>8433326
I wonder what else we could add to this pond...
Any ideas? Like a shack? Or electric lighting?
>Continues to add water to the pond

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>Sun continues looking for the group of Eeveelutions
>Rolling to see if this idiot can catch a whiff of where they went

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>>8433489
>>8433521
>Is too busy being ANGERY to notice mafiabirb hiding

>>8433529
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>BEAK BLAST

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>>8433389
>hesitates and follows
Where are we even going?

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>>8433590
>Follows
pow...

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>>8433539
I've heard of a Scizor like that. She beat TWO level 100s? How does that happen? I would love to ask her how she trains...

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>>8433668
Oh hey! It's a Nebby Jr!
>Sun offers the Pow a malasada
Have you seen a bunch of Eeveelutions? Maybe with a creepy guy?

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I feel I've missed a few things in the world.
>Roll for a fun value.