HG thread.
362nd Express Games, continued.
Can't find anything to say about this one, so still speechless.
>>8413626
That's an awfully long way to say digivolved! BWAHAHAHA!
>>8413542 (Sol)
I've no idea. I thought I would just critique any suggestion presented.
>>8413584 (Soviet)
The...the nikes, dearie?
>>8413570
Why on earth would I destroy it? Have you no idea of its culture and history?
>Also, I currently have a fucking banner with that scene on my screen right now, so hooray for irony.
>>8413626
>She squirts it twice, slight amusement in her face.
Maybe I could drown the opposition.
>>8413509
If she is present, she will present herself. Whether she would do it to a creature like you is up in the air.
>>8413518
Under the power of something else, I was forced to. I assume it is the same as everyone else tempted to do that.
>>8413513
You shush. Forever and always like something that is dead should be.
>>8413531
Do not mention it. You have made me feel comfortable when I first arrived. I am serious with both of my statements.
>>8413409
>>8413542
>She averts her eyes once more from him.
Whatever. That is certainly a problem. Would it not make much sense to deal with it as soon as possible instead letting it build?
>>8413548
I... was forced to. If that had disturbed you than I apologize. I am also disturbed.
>>8413566
>She sees her very wild walk cycle, giving a sign.
You must be like me when it comes to that. Goodbye.
>>8413579
I understand. Shame you were not here before that. I would have given you one.
>>8413586
>She responds with as much silence as her.
>>8413626
>Ahri spends half the time in a panic because of the lazers.
>She cries something about Vel'koz, whatever that means.
>>8413659
First Seth steals my moves, and now this!
Who wins the 2v2?
>>8413655
You made it gay.
Stop it.
>>8413680
I'm sure there were many other people that made you feel welcome, but nonetheless, thanks.
>>8413680
Not disturbed, just...confused and very astonish. I-I understand perfectly, my apologies for the poor reaction.
>>8413695
At least the chair doubles as a bed.
>>8413668
The nuclear warheads, was so worried that I misspoke.
>>8413695
It is amazing to think of how vital having a partner in that situation was. If he was alone, I would not believe I would survive.
>>8413695
Wanna not have a bad time?
THEN DON'T GO
>>8413695
Hey, uh... Assbutt!
>She throws the molotov and does a small dance, only to turn and book it as he steps through the fire and the flames like the terminator.
OhcrapOhcrapOhcrap!
>>8413684
Could you post one of the other box pics please?
>>8413680
Acceptable losses, besides I already know that much 'sides at this point I only really want things like that from one person.
>>8413715
Oh, I almost forgot as well..
>Kissu.
>>8413706
Done and Done. You must haven't talked to anyone to think I am your favorite.
>>8413519
Well, that was unexpected.
>>8413556 (Ruby)
On a ship? What is it, a cruise or something?
>>8413579 (Kaito)
Yeah, well a thumbs up would've done just fine, okay? Okay.
>>8413668
We only have one suggestion, and you don't have anything. Sheer Heart Attack it is.
>>8413680
I guess it would make more sense. Alright then, I guess that's that.
>>8413735
>>8413746
i guess.
>>8413751
All I know that it's a flying Pirate Ship, but I'm sure Iris can handle herself well.
>>8413732
Eight remain, and between them are six Express Game wins.
>>8413735
Like this one?
>>8413711
You were among the first. If not the first but I digress. You are welcome, Gloom.
>>8413715
If I was more emotional, I probably would have reacted the same way. Let's drop the subject. It is awkward to keep talking about it.
>>8413732
Why must it be so dangerous?
>Her stomach growls once again.
Why must I be so hungry?
>tfw wanted to RP, but died in the BB
>>8413778
Ye. Thanks mate.
>>8413756
This made me laugh harder than I was expecting to.
>>8413775
Finally, Franc's reign of terror has been ended.
Post some music you've listened to recently.
https://youtu.be/aJKgS2J9m9I
>>8413751
...
>Give Sol a double thumbs up.
Now you have both, talk about selfish~ haha..
>>8413737
I had thought you would have been upset at this ordeal. From one person? What do you mean?
>>8413751
I suppose it is. I have nothing else I want to speak on you with. Farewell.
>>8413775
This is more of a test of skills than acquiring these for myself. I am pleased with the results. Share them among yourselves.
>>8413806
Meant France's
>>8413791
Of course, some of them are still seeking their first.
>>8413810
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQvwxmsRM64
>>8413680
That seems likely, though I would not be surprised if they were out of sheer adoration. I've been called plenty of words before, you know! Ahuhuhu~!
>>8413725
Ah, yes. I believe mon cher explained them to me. They have the capacity to eliminate all life, no?
>>8413751
Have you even asked the other two?
>>8413810
>Listening to this right now: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VVQzulX8qBA
>>8413796
May I ask why you wanted it?
>>8413732
What are you doing? You know what this means right?!
>She wakes up outside.
...What happened?
>>8413853
>>8413737
Wha-huh!? Why?
>>8413779
But of course...we meet under very unusual circumstances, don't we?
>>8413810
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jHzXg_fcVOM
>>8413810
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Vn5KmrTmaiw
>>8413790
You can always enjoy the game for what it is. Maybe react to the events and the characters regardless of whether you're in the game or not.
>>8413835
However, it's not going to happen without some big moves.
>>8413852
If enough are launched and detonated yes. Then again, Alfred is a nice guy so he might listen to my plea.
>>8413859
>I should have posted the cute one.
>>8413810
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9pqAQ1hoQpY
>>8413810
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8AGFQ8Gfvq4
The full version is amazing
>>8413774
>He takes a moment to put two and two together.
...
It wouldn't happen to be called the Mayship would it?
>>8413824
You're such a smartass it hurts, ya know that?
>>8413830
Alright then. I'll see you later, Ram.
>>8413810
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9a4exztEy6g
I can explain.
>>8413810
https://youtu.be/YEb9j6daVG4
>>8413810
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7fdFGEg-9R8
>>8413882
But that wouldn't make any sense since my character has barely interacted with anyone... And I'm not really someone who cheers people on externally.
>>8413810
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dLrdSC9MVb4
>>8413883
Finally, some teamwork. Let's see if the dynamic lasts.
>>8413810
>Got hit with a huge nostalgic wave
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IacsGdlx26o
>>8413835
>As she was sleeping, her face makes a strained expression. Maybe she is having a nightmare, maybe she knows that her package was stolen. She continues to rest.
>>8413852
I could not imagine how the creatures here could find adoration in something like you. Huh. I realize that sounded much harsher than I intended. Apologies.
>>8413869
That is correct. I am now dreading what will be the cause of our next encounter. Now it could be possible for the opposite to happen.
>>8413900
I didn't get a name for it, but Luna is the one captaining it, she should know the name of it.
>>8413919
I assure you, I have no desire to touch someone like that, really.
>>8413830
I wouldn't say upset, maybe just a tad bit let down. But it means what I said, for now the only stuff like that that holds meaning is from one person.
>>8413869
It said to do that to people you appreciate..
>>8413900
Only sometimes Sol and really it's only because I'm made to adjust from person to person, you just happen to get a wise guy me.
>>8413883
>>8413918
You should have gotten rid of yourself. This would not have to had happen.
>>8413680
I'm not even dead, technically.
I hatched from an egg, I had parents. I'm more alive than you are. So there.
>>8413887
If you want me to actually do something nice just ask for something specific.
>>8413918
Seth brings us down to four strong!
Will RNGesus deliver?
>>8413883
Oh, hey. It's one of those swords Jota likes.
>>8413918
I don't think I should take this.
>>8413915
Anything is possible. Just imagine that you're watching the game from the sidelines, which is, of course, what is actually happening.
>>8413859
>>8413887
I'm guessing there's no way to get a cute lesbians version?
>>8413954
Curious...
>She stops her pace, turning around and continuing from there.
But ultimately dangerous. One of the creatures can look for themselves.
>>8413954
Goddammit.
>>8413962
Three left!
SETH STOP TRYING TO BE ME
>>8413971
>>8413969
You know, I've always thought about just doing this, but always thought I'd come off as obnoxious or desperate if I did.
I think I'll suck it up and try it out sometime. Thanks.
>>8413886
Is it only mon cher with them?
>>8413919
At least one has, dearie. Regardless, no offense taken. I'm aware of the division between humans and monsters. That one has found adoration in me is surprising enough.
>>8413990
>
>>8413987
A lot of preparation.
>>8413987
God dammit Ram...
>>8414007
If you mean the Americans, yes. But this is a personal matter, not a national matter.
>>8413947
Have we...even talked?
>>8413942
I would hope not. Flourette, was it? It is... something to have met under these conditions. Have anything recent happened to you?
>>8413947
From one person...
Is it possible you finally found yourself a romantic partner?
>>8413950
Then why refer yourself as a ghost. I am not sure what you mean. I also had a parent so your statement makes no sense.
>>8413987
Your assistance is appreciated. Your eventual death will be painless.
>>8414019
Someone will win tomorrow. Care to take a guess?
>>8413930
Ah. So Luna is running it? Okay then, nevermind. It's just that this isn't my first run in with a flying pirate ship.
>>8413947
I feel like there's quite a bit of wise guy in any version of you, Kaito.
>>8414010
>Pets the fox
>>8414037
A parent. As opposed to two.
And I am a ghost, no two ways about it. But ghost doesn't equal dead, you racist.
>>8414007
It is no question. The ones that wander here are very odd.
>>8414019
I am here. And they are where exactly?
>>8414045
>She doesn't even jump at the bullet scrapes by her.
Continuing to mark where everything is on the map.
>>8414055
>She enjoys the pets.
>>8414045
There's no showdown this time. Our winner takes it uncontested.
>Hugs everyone in the thread and gives them blankets
>>8414045
Seth.
>>8414010
No fangs allowed.
>>8414004
I would say it's better than coming up with excuses about why you can't take part in what's supposed to be the most exciting part of the game.
Nobody will judge you for unsolicited replies to slides. That's an exception only the game can bring. I would say the host would feel very much appreciated that their games are worth more than your own tribute in it.
>>8414080
Thank
>>8414079
do they all win or do they all loose?
>>8414108
Welcome
>>8414110
Aja wins
>>8414079
Congratulations Aja, you just won your first Express Game!
I want to ___ with ___.
>>8414077
>Scritches behind ears
>Strokes one of her tails gently
>>8414123
And thanks for playing!
>>8414050
Well that must be nice to have experience in.
>>8414123
Congratulations.
Thanks for hosting.
>>8414124
Hug. Everyone.
>>8414037
Unfortunately not.
Well...unless you count yet more early misfortune.
>>8414123
Ah. her...congratulations. And thank you for this trial.
>>8414079
My body is disappearing. I was so close.
>>8414034
We actually have... I guess I'm just that forgettable.
>>8414037
>He chokes for a second on air then recovers after a moment.
Chk.. Y-yeah I do.. But I'm afraid of what you'll do with that information.
>>8414050
Well that's what happens when you make a highly intelligent android with the trait of being dumb... It's odd..
>>8414123
Congratulations Aja!
Thank you very much for hosting Mokou!
>>8414080
>
>>8414091
>But why?
>>8414131
Thanks for hosting.
Give me 48.
>>8414131
Thanks for hosting ma'am.
>>8414144
No, no, it's not that! My memory is simply...poor....
>>8414152
Fluorette
>>8414152
Fujiwara no Mokou
>>8414080
Thanks comrade Anon
>>8414152
Asakura Ryoko
>>8414029
I meant other countries, dearie; say, France?
>>8414073
Incredibly odd. Creatures from many different worlds, including my own. Suffice to say it, I've not any clue as to why we're all here.
>>8414123
Congratulations, dearie!
>>8414131
Thank you for hosting. Ahuhuhu~!
>>8414152
Gabriel
>>8414152
Shaq constructs a shack
>>8414152
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman
>>8414152
Ursula-sensei
>>8414152
James K
>>8414125
>Continues to enjoy.
>The touch to her tail causes her to pause and shiver.
>It is super soft.
>>8414123
Congratulations!
>>8414131
Thank you for hosting!
>>8414152
Alisha Diphda
>>8414143
Please don't cry.
>Gently dries tears with a soft napkin.
>>8414152
Ramlethal Valentine
>>8414123
Congrats.
>>8414131
Thanks for hosting.
>>8414152
Avenger
>>8414152
Lewd Roman
>>8414152
C.C.
>>8414152
Froze
>>8414152
Forthencho, the Lord of Admirals
>>8414131
Damn you Ramlethal... you ruined it.
>Congratulations and thanks for hosting, Mokou.
>>8414152
Ophis the Infinite
>>8414152
Muffet
>>8414152
Syria
>>8414152
Lum!
>>8414152
Chie
>>8414152
Ahri
>>8414152
Prinny
>>8414152
Tanya von degurechaff
>>8414152
Shoebill
>>8414152
Soldier
>>8414152
Yukine
>>8414152
Paladin
>>8414181
>Buries his face in the tail
It's so soft and cuddly and fluffy...What do you use to keep it so nice?
>>8414152
Kashiwazaki Sena
>>8414152
Ornstein and the fat bastard Smough
>>8414152
Gun Rollins
>>8414152
Rock Lee
>>8414152
Shigure
>>8414152
Mirage
>>8414152
Siegbert
>>8414152
Asuka Killingcomfyhoursnami Langley
>>8414152
Kokichi Ouma
>>8414152
Funny Valentine
>>8414152
Gascoigne
>>8414245
>pets
>>8414152
Baby Enchilada
>>8414152
Buff Dragon Warrior
>>8414152
not a rapist
>>8414152
Sergeant Feels
>>8414152
Parsee
>>8414152
Len
>>8414152
Merak
>>8414152
the Ghost
>>8413852
I would if they were around at all. But since they aren't, it's just us two deciding. Again, Sheer Heart Attack it is.
>>8414144
I guess being smarter than you let on makes for a nice trait. Or a terrifying madman bent on world domination.
>>8414139
Eh, kinda. The guy who runs the Mayship is a bit of a nut, but he's good at heart.
>>8414152
Eila Ilmatar Juutilainen
>>8414152
Kagari Atsuko
>>8414152
Gardevoir
>>8414225
>Ahri looks back, keeping herself contained.
I... Honestly just wash and clean them like any other fox would... Maybe it's magic?
>>8414080
>She takes the blanket, snugly wrapping it against her.
My appreciations. My average temperature was dropping.
>>8414142
You are still being bested early? I did not state that your change would be immediate. I know it was not for me.
>>8414144
What could I possibly do with it? It is too insignificant from something meaningful to happen from it.
>>8414123
Ugh. Congratulations to the winner. Thank you for the opportunity.
>>8414174
I do not care for what they all think. I am aware why I find myself coming here when I can.
>>8414186
>She lets them do it for once, her face in surprise. She begins wiping her own tears
Was I crying? This has been an embarrassing day.
>>8414152
Blyatman
>>8414068
We were created without the use of a male. So yes. One parent. That is exactly what it means. Maybe you died in your birth. It would make sense given your defects.
>>8414152
Reigen Arataka
>>8414305
>The anon falls asleep, holding on firmly to a couple of Ahri's tails
>Thumbsucking intensifies
>>8414152
YoRHa No.2 Type B
>>8414336
>Bitch slaps you awake.
Stop now criminal scum.
>>8414344
>Ahri prevents the slap.
Don't Disturb the sleeping anon.
They're hurting nobody...
>>8414336
>She quietly allows this.
>>8414311
That's not very nice.
Can you explain?
>>8414336
Gay.
>>8414286
Fine, fine. It is no use arguing.
Now what do we do, hm?
>>8414306
Is that so? What reason would that be?
>>8414321
Getting personal, are we?
I'm normal for what I am supposed to be.
Are you?
>>8414344
>fucking shoots
>>8414162
It's alright, but maybe we can catch up later, I'm actually about to go out to dinner with family.
>>8414286
Nah, snide smart ass comments are is the worst I get. But I'm afraid I have plans for tonight, I hope I see you later Sol.
>>8414306
Insignificant..? Well I suppose you know had an interest in this kind of stuff so it's not surprising.
Anyway I'm going out to dinner with some of my family, I'll probably not be gone too long, us old folks don't stay out too late.
>>8414152
Noodle
>>8414306
...It wears on me, anyways. Never before have I failed them before I came here.
>>8414383
I see.... Farewell?
>>8414311
Say that with your ava.
>>8414152
Darkshad
I am Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, your senior drill instructor. From now on you will speak only when spoken to, and the first and last words out of your filthy sewers will be "Sir". Do you maggots understand that?
>>8414381
Ow, dat huwt.
>falls to the ground.
>>8414402
He can't because he would lose the right to call others cancer.
>>8414359
>4 spots
That's cancer.
>>8414419
>pisses on body
>>8414429
>Whispers into ear
You forgot me...
And... we're all different people...
Sorry for the delay, my screencapture thing was being a shit and I'm feeling sluggish.
>>8414376
First things first. Can you play any instruments?
>>8414383
Alright then. Catch you later, Kaito.
>>8414407
Bite me.
>>8414433
... Ok I know he was going to abuse the sleeping anon but that seems a bit much...
>>8414407
....
>>8414440
You're all cancer.
>>8414450
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: How tall are you, private?
>>8414407
I'm sorry, but I've already trained under the best instructor I could ask for. Perhaps someone else would be willing to study under you, sir?
>>8414445
I am ready to begin.
>>8414446
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Bullshit I can't hear you. Sound off like you got a pair!
>>8414453
Say that with your ava, you invaluable waste of breath.
>>8414445
Let's begin.
>>8414407
I am not a part of any military.
>>8414445
No swaps it seems
>>8414445
Ready Anytime!
>>8414450
>Kokichi steals the anon's wallet
I hope you don't mind me taking this, Ahri.
>>8414407
Hmmm...
Nah.
>>8414445
Ha-ji-ma-ru-yo!
>>8414453
It would be nice if you were able to not only state your beliefs but explain why you believe them.
Moreso the capacity to take responsibility for your statements and make your identity clear to all of us.
After all... if I am cancer, you would be praised for pointing it out, no? Or could it be you fear prosecution for your actions? That is... cowardly...
>>8414504
Not like you waited very long
>>8414465
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Do you think I'm cute, Private Pyle? Do you think I'm funny?
>>8414512
>Not even caps
>No exclamation points
>Meme macro
Fuck off
>>8414504
I'll hammer it in slowly, so you have something else to complain about.
>>8414487
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: I didn't know they stacked shit that high!
>>8414487
I mean... I understand but...
>>8414464
I... Does it matter?
>She folds her arms across her chest.
>>8414504
Fuck, that hurt.
>>8414305
Forgot to crop the border on the other one.
>>8414376
First it was for training. Now I find it enjoyable. Both the killing and some that reside here.
>>8414378
No. No I am not. There would be a time I would have hate saying this but I do not mind it.
>>8414383
You are leaving already. Fine. Goodbye for now.
>>8414395
Too have never failed them at all? They must be disappointed in you. It is possible they will think you are a lost cause.
>>8414407
I do not answer to you.
>>8414504
I feel my body becoming slower. I will not die before anyone else. Come with me.
>>8414504
Let's have a bloodbath in the bloodbath.
>>8414504
Squishy!
>>8414500
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Then wipe that disgusting grin off your face.
>>8414504
I've got no time for this weirdo.
>>8414540
Then don't go around calling others defective.
>>8414511
4 minutes is the same I always wait.
>>8414504
>>8414555
I have a feeling someone was going to swap but they were also typing out their replies to other people.
>>8414507
Other people want in to the game, so by taking a shitload of spots, you deny them of that. Cancer.
>>8414504
>My luck's in full swing tonight.
...This armor is so uncomfortable... Oh, what a cute little-
>Alisha is stabbed in the abdomen and bleeds out
>>8414555
Oh well, it least it can't be used to kill me, dood!
>>8414504
Please, spirits, lend me your aid....
>>8414546
I am not smiling, nor do I have any reason to.
>>8414540
N-no! Never! If they would've abandoned me, I would no longer hear them!
>>8414506
A little...
>She shakes her head disapprovingly.
>>8414480
>Oh. Cute.
>>8414506
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Disappear, scumbag!
>>8414476
Maybe you didn't hear me clearly, let me try again.
>He leans in close to the sergeant's face.
Bite.
Me.
>>8414555
You left me no chance to quickly escape there. Smart.
>>8414555
Ah, that was so close. I will repay them later.
>>8414445
It looks quite fine. Shall we begin?
>>8414446
None at all. What about you, dearie?
>>8414540
I cannot say I dislike anyone here regardless of first impression, now do I mind the killing myself; but taking pleasure in it? That is a bit...worrying.
>>8414566
My apoligies. But I needed to stay alive. People somehow rely on me to keep them safe, somewhere.
>>8414512
Of course not, sir. If you have taken offense to my refusal to study under you, then I cannot apologize enough.
>>8414555
I don't need bullets.
>>8414563
You could have nicely asked for a swap. Which... nobody did this game, yet... You have decided this was your charge against me.
Other people wanted in? Like who?
>>8414526
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Were you born a fat, slimy, scumbag puke piece o' shit, Private Pyle, or did you have to work on it?
>>8414555
>>8414562
If that were the case I sympathize but we have to get going at some point so I'd rather not delay much longer than the time I try to hold myself to.
>>8414618
The late UID entries.
>>8414575
Sounds troubling.
I'm still gonna take anon's wallet.
>>8414576
Just get outta here.
You're no fun.
>>8414540
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Bullshit! Get on your knees scumbag!
>>8414623
Ah yes, hand language.
>>8414555
>Gritting her teeth (fangs?), Muffet treats her wounds received.
You...you shall pay for this, dearie.
>>8414623
Oh aren't you just the cutest thing with two wings around? I think I'll keep you around to talk to..Even though you won't talk back.
>>8414623
You know, the more I try this, the more I realize I don't have fingers, dood
>>8414602
Somehow, I think I can understand that. The fault is mine for allowing this to happen in the first place.
I wish you the best of luck in this battle.
>>8414623
Tch. Seems like I can't catch a break.
>>8414623
>>8414655
If I could avoid this outcome, trust that I would, my lady. Regardless I give it my all to not let your sacrifice be in vain. I owe you that much atleast.
>>8414618
You shouldn't be entering so many in the first place. People shouldn't have to ask for swaps because people like you decide to take up a lot of them.
>>8414585
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Bullshit, I STILL can't hear you! Sound off like you've got a pair! Maggot!
>>8414504
>Ahri swoons, raising a hand to her head as she starts to sway.
>No one comes to catch her though, so she rolls her eyes and continues.
>>8414555
>Ahri scampers away in fear.
>>8414623
>This pleases the Ahri.
>>8414637
I would rather you not... Look at how cute they are. They don't deserve that.
Thanks for not doxxing me, guys, I really appreciate it. Even if this place is nasty sometimes I can still count on you for that.
>>8414604
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Well, any fucking time, sweetheart!
>>8414669
What am I exactly? A boy? A man?....Or something more? If I wail beneath this rubble, I shall turn to nothing but ashes!
>>8414592
I mean, I know guitar? I feel like this whole band thing wasn't thought out too well.
>>8414676
Bite me, what are you, deaf?! Open your ears!
>>8414553
It has been a long time since I refer to anyone in that manner. However you deserve it.
>>8414571
Why would they want to be represented by such a weak creature? One that can never be able to accomplish what is easy for them? Why should that keep caring about you? That is what she thought towards me.
>>8414592
I have come to known that my enjoyment in this is 'wrong' or whatever you wish to use. It is who I am and I find it difficult to change it. I have been trying, even if it looks as though no progress has been made.
>>8414640
>She does the opposite. The exact in fact. Getting into a comfortable sitting position while floating.
Your yelling is very grating on the ears.
>>8414623
I never was any good at dancing....
>>8414555
>>8414645
>Fluorette, not being there, is totally clueless.
>>8414669
>She quickly tosses the gun aside.
>>8414675
>>8414631
Oh dear, I apologize. I'll see to it that I please your requests. I may have gone too far this time.
However, hurtful speech is unappreciated. You may speak to me politely if you wish your voice to be heard.
>>8414637
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Bullshit, I can't hear you!
>>8414669
>Muffet's face is frozen in a voiceless scream as multiple sickening crunches are heard throughout the Arena, each representing yet another horrifyingly painful broken bone.
>>8414669
>>8414675
You're expecting cancer to care about that? Out of luck there.
>>8414682
They don't deserve anything if they get shot!
That's their fault..
>>8414699
What's wrong with Xander's Siegfried?
>>8414718
I said get outta here, Scumbag.
Your RP's no fun at all.
>>8414707
There must be something defective in your head, then.
I am how a gastly is supposed to be. Sure, talking pokémon are rare, but not unheard of either.
So there, you're wrong.
>>8414702
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Private Pyle I'm gonna give you three seconds; exactly three-fucking-seconds to wipe that stupid looking grin off your face or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull-fuck you! ONE! TWO! THREE
>>8414728
>Soldier resorts to W+M1 tactics
Pottery
>>8414702
Now at all. Who else even agreed to this silly project?
>>8414707
Yes, yes, I believe you have told me that prior. At the very least, death is not permanent here whatsoever, so you may kill to your heart's content.
>>8414669
Should we not be in a place with less... death?
>>8414728
Good kitty?
>>8414728
Dishonor deserves to be trated with worse. I shall accept this outcome.
>>8414736
What? How did yo-
>He shakes his head. He has seen many outsiders and..strange people in his life. He paid no mind to it.
Nothing at all, stranger. I am simply not even close to beign worthy of even touching it.
>>8414707
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Are you through grinning?
>>8414728
...That's a good melody.
>>8414707
I am...their only follower in this world. Is that sufficient?
>>8414728
>Sniff.
...It'll all be better, soon.
>>8414728
>>8414672
I'm truly touched by your words, kind sir, but please, think nothing of it. It just shows that I still need to hone my skills as a knight. And there's no need to be so formal, please, call me Alisha.
>>8414728
I should have survived you and you know it.
>>8414676
>Ahri leans back, then turns to walk away with a shrug since he didn't respond to her question. Even if it was in response to his question.
>>8414669
>She scribbles into a notepad.
>Coming back to it later it reads: "Pretending to write things down."
>>8414728
I'm sorry! I know it'll hurt but... You'll live!
>>8414744
Whatever. You must be crazy or something...
>>8414751
Some huge skeleton guy, Ainz I think it was? I've already forgot the fourth. Let's just call it off and forget about it.
>>8414759
Alright then..
>>8414733
Hold still for a minute.
>Grabs you by the waist
>Holds you upside down and shakes you over a plate of eggs
>Puts you down next to the pepper
>Eats
Oishii~!
>>8414773
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Private Joker, do you believe in the Virgin Mary?
>>8414802
Kek
>>8414765
Creep. But at least she hasn't do anything harm.
>>8414765
>>8414768
>The young lady was honorable. And charming, he had to admit. But as quickly the thought came to his mind, he had to perish it.
You may call me Siegbert..''Sir'' Alisha. Like you, I am a knight looking to prove myself infront of my peers.
>>8414797
Ofcourse...Will that be all then?
>>8414791
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: That's enough! Get on your feet. Private Pyle you had best square your ass away and start shitting me Tiffany cufflinks or I will definitely fuck you up!
>>8414765
This brings back memories....
>>8414815
Numbers are dwindling, how did we reach this point after such a strong start...?
>>8414715
I appreciate it, Hosh.
>>8414815
I guess you just want me to finish quickly.
>>8414815
>>8414807
The... Who?
>She looks rather confused.
>>8414815
>The Kitsune screams bloody murder.
>>8414858
You invoke the evil of which you speak.
My name is Asakura Ryoko, use it for your own good.
>>8414791
That seems like a good decision. It was never meant to be from the start.
>>8414870
This is gonna hurt someone.
>>8414873
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: You Goddamn communist heathen, you had best sound off that you love the Virgin Mary, or I'm gonna stomp your guts out! Now you DO love the Virgin Mary, don't ya?
>>8414870
Better luck next time.
>>8414728
>leave for a while
>be dead after returning
>
>>8414870
>>8414740
If all of you happen to be this annoying then you all need to be wiped out.
>>8414751
Shall I feel violent, I find myself here. I do not wish to make a dent in the population. But I have been trying to find something else. Right now, it is learning how to cook. Only recently I realized I was doing it wrong.
>>8414760
>Her face has remain still for all of this. Giving a yawn, she rubs her eyes.
Was I smiling. Did not even feel it. Must be with how foolish you are being.
>>8414762
I would not know. Faith of that nature always elude me. I can understand that some place value in it but I could never follow.
>>8414914
>>8414914
One left! Gambatte~!
>>8414891
I guess that's the end of that.
...
What now?
>>8414914
I will do my best to win
>Froze
>>8414903
>Ahri's fur stands on end as she straightens up.
Excuse me? Communes? Mary? I've never even MET someone named Mary!
>Ahri