HG MURDEROUS GAMES 205 PART II
>>8412153
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>8412215
FREEBIRDS WIN
>>8412215
First
>>8412215
I have made my deci- oh. It is over now.
>>8412215
CONGRATULATIONS SETH FUCKING ROLLINS!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7C0xkSpGINY
>>8412215
You were a cheating bloody bastard, but good job getting clone in.
Thanks for hosting.
And this is why I decided to allign myself with the Architect. Well done, mr Rollins. Now....
>The most devilish and evil smiles appears on her otherwise expressionless face. It also looks very cute.
Shall we begin to claim what's rightfully ours?
>>8412215
That's pretty cheap, Mokou-tan. You're just pumping up his ego even more than it already is.
>>8412146
Ha! More like no faction can handle this man right here. It's not fair if they have me on their side. I'd just keep getting back up because my willpower is made of steel. I could single-handedly destroy all the factions myself! I'm way too strong for people like you, Seth. I'm on a whole new level. A level you can't ever reach because all you can do is bodyslam people!
Is that what you wanted to hear? It doesn't matter because I was gonna say it regardless of what you wanted.
>>8412215
SETH! SETH! SETH! SETH! SETH!
>>8412245
Placements, and thanks for playing.
Point distribution coming up.
>>8412187
Don't be an idiot, He's a good for nothing dead beat.
>>8412256
Kill yourself Ramsay.
>>8412256
Niceu
>>8412206
>This is definitely not what he expected coming in today. He tries to half-stare off to the side.
Yyyyep. Similar purpose, all that. Nothing else. Did anything weird just happen? Nah.
>>8412215
>YOU
>DIRTY
>RIGGER
DARK SOULS 3 DLC IS DOWNLOADING WOOO HYPE BOIS
>>8412245
Yes, yes, congratulations.
>>8412260
I suppose I should thank you.
>>8412245
>>8412260
I have performed quite well for my first time. Congratulations to Rollins. Thank you for the opportunity.
>>8412215
Congratulations... Human.
>>8412206
They are a bit finicky if I put my favor in one who appears human, but I am sure they shall not question it.
>>8412245
Uh, congratulations.
>I wanted the colossus to win though.
>>8412260
Thanks for hosting, I guess.
>>8412215
HG
IS
ROLLINS
DRINKS FOR ALL FREEBIRDS
COMPLETE FREE OF CHARGE, THIS IS MY ROUND LADS.
>>8412256
Nice tits desu
>>8412245
Congrats Rigmaster. Thanks for hosting Yuno
>>8412256
...
There are...many things I am not proud of. I'd appreciate it if you did not bring them up, dearie.
>>8412260
>>8412245
Congratulations, and thanks for hosting
>>8412245
>>8412260
Was there any doubt? Thank you for this opportunity.
>>8412260
Besides you helping Seth win like a cheater, it was a nice one. Thanks Moko- oh. you're not her. Who are you?
>>8412288
Long Island Ice Tea for me.
>>8412260
3 points to The Fabulous Freebirds for winning.
1 point to WARHOUND for most kills.
1 point to the Botes for being eliminated first.
I'll need a representative from each of these factions do decide how they'll proceed.
>Eggman-kun's pins cost 2 points each
>Pins on top of starts cost 3 points each
>Claimed pins must be adjacent to your own territory
>>8412260
Yeah! The Freebirds'll win every game after this! Oh, and thanks for hosting I guess but GO FREEBIRDS!
>>8412298
AYO HOL UP
>>8412260
Celebration is imminent. Thanks for hosting.
>>8412245
Congrats.
>>8412260
Thanks for the game.
>>8412272
That DLC can wait, since I need to find fucking Horace before he kills bitch boy/girl Anri.
>>8412215
Yay!
>>8412287
>But he was facing Seth 1v1. And nothing can stop Seth from cheating to win.
>>8412318
you also need to go and get to the final boss you scrub, the DLC is accessed there
>>8412314
Pardon me?
>>8412307
I believe that Warhound should and Will, take the available Akatsuki pin to our north.
>>8412260
>Congratulations, and thank you for hosting.
>>8412307
I believe we should push the Akatsuki back to the edge. Claim their available pin.
>>8412334
That's why I said it can wait! I will shove my sword down Horace throat before I do that.
>>8412358
you mean just like horace shoved his "sword" down your waifus throat many times?
>>8412269
Yes. Nothing peculiar happened at all within the last five minutes. Nothing at all.
>Desperate to change the subject, she goes to the fifth thing on her mind.
Bounties. There must be lots of them by now.
>>8412285
They should not. I would not want to remove them if they become too annoying. In any case, I shall await the next time this match is held and I am available. We shall be victorious soon enough with my assistance.
>>8412260
Thanks for hosting mate.
>>8412307
Close in on that HQ. Take the last remaining pin from Akatsuki west of their final stronghold.
>>8412349
>>8412357
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ySXsFk3v-_E
Ladies, their days are numbered.
>>8412362
Basically. Once I remember where the fire lake or whatever it's called, he is dead!
>>8412397
it's down the bridge you cut down infront of skelebracelets
>>8412366
Perhaps, the curse of these games is quite graining on my subjects.
>>8412366
>He accepts the topic change wholeheartedly.
Yeah. The whole faction situation tends to make people who want to kill each other for a price. Gruesome, but it's good business. A lot of the time they'd rather have live prisoners anyway so they can ransom their cash back.
>>8412264
>>8412417
>>8412412
Thanks mate. Horace, here I come!
>>8412306
Wait, since when are you part of the team ?
Did I miss your registration or you're trying to scrub some of that holy grail ?
>>8412313
>>8412315
>>8412320
>>8412301
Alright boys, before we open up the champagne and drink ourselves to lethargic comas, we need to make some strategic choices, then we can head out to my exclusive Freebirds-Only bar.
>>8412307
I've only got one question.
What's the advantage of taking an Eggman-kun pin over the other factions/normal pins ?
>>8412440
They take two points to take over I think. So it's like a souped up point.
>>8412440
The cost to take them is still 2 points. You have to win a game to claim them.
>>8412440
Eggman-kun pins are win condition.
>>8412440
Right now the conditions to win are to control all of Eggman's pins. They also still cost 2 points after you take them so they're easier to defend.
>>8412440
Im just thirsty.
But i was rooting for you.
>>8412376
I support this idea!
>>8412215
I see I can depend on my comrades to take victory for the more worthy team rather than these pathetic losers and their rag-tag gang of misfits!
>>8412478
Wait, you need all those to win? I figured it was just a blackjack situation and beat everyone.
>>8412328
>of course it had to be rigged.
>I just think a stone giant would've been cooler.
>>8412479
>I support this idea
Why don't you join them?
>>8412497
Because nobody wants him.
>>8412479
Really? You support that idea? What do you think of joining Warhound?
>>8412496
>Seth is cooler for winning this game in my mind, but people are different
>>8412413
Perhaps it is. They need to detach themselves emotionally if that proves to be a common problem. But that is only my subjectivity. I know you will be able to rein them in.
>>8412417
That is pleasant to hear. I have not been too active recently with the exception of this realm. Having to fulfill them should change that. Other than myself, are there any around at the moment?
>>8412521
It's not a girl, Ahri.
>>8412479
That's because great minds think alike kiddo.
>>8412494
I'll change the win conditions if it starts to drag on forever.
Same with the rest of the rules.
Good afternoon, cucks.
>>8412497
>>8412521
I guess i'm joining them.
>eat spicy barbecue chips
>puke
OOOOOOH FUCKING GOD WHAT THE FUCK
>>8412534
...And? What does that matter?
>>8412534
Is that supposed to matter? We have males in our group as well.
>>8412525
>don't get me wrong, Seth is rad.
>however, it would've been funnier seeing a filler win and people flipping their shit because of that.
>>8412534
Their team is Warhounds comrade, not the failed HIVE.
>>8412428
>Sorry about that.
Yeah, and what am I, the pope? I thought you two were actually starting to patch shit up anyway, what fell through?
>>8412532
That Eggman guy always seems to be on the list, but he's just about untouchable. Just like the guy that ran the Guild. The rest are usually higher ups of other factions.
>>8412532
It would be far too cruel to my guardians to ask of them to distance themselves from their emotions. That's what humans are for, blank slate meat shield. Would you not agree Valentine?
>>8412478
Gotcha, the 2 points to take them was the part I was wondering about.
Then, The Fabulous Freebirds will take the Eggman-kun pin located on top of them, as well as the blue neutral pin to its right if that's allowed.
We ain't much in the mood to start conflicts, y'know ?
>>8412487
Advisor ! You've dropped in at just the right time.
Does our next move look good to you or would you like to add your personal take on it ?
>>8412568
>I get it now. Now lets stop this before anons get angry
>>8412570
Merely because of extremely bad luck and a bloodthirsty member, no? I guarantee we could have gone much farther had those not existed.
>>8412548
Don't listen to that nobody. You can invite whoever you like.
>>8412541
Greetings. It seems you have calmed down from earlier this morning.
>>8412571
He is like a force of nature. So the faction leaders are the most valuable then? I managed to remove that soldier woman in the match and I believe she is one of those. Do temporary deaths matter in this situation.
>>8412577
Most of them, yes. However in your absence, I have grown fond of humanity and their power to adapt. Maybe not all of the need to be removed. Most of them though.
>>8412587
For what my opinion matters, I believe we should eradicate the weaker factions so that we may focus all our efforts in expanding east. I believe that this new policy of yours will be our downfall.
However, you are the leader of The Fabulous Freebirds and therefor I respect your decision. I place faith in your decision..for now. Know that I am familiar with taking matters into my own hands
>>8412568
>funnier seeing a random filler win a faction game
It's already bad enough that 16 or so many people didn't choose a fact, but having some dumb filter win would have made this shit. We've already had fillers winning important games and I can say that nobody found it funny.
>>8412589
>Ahri makes a show of taking a deep breath to let out the longest sigh possible. As well as rolling her eyes so hard she actually hurts herself.
>Quickly bringing her hands to her face, she shakes her head.
>>8412605
Oh, I know...
fucking newfags won't say hello to me because i didn't make a 100 word long greeting post
i remember when people would give free (you)s because you said "Good afternoon"
I'll go fuck off to the ERP thread then.
Pieces of shit.
>>8412307
Sorry, I was taking care of some stuff. We'll take the unclaimed territory to the southeast if that's okay.
>>8412593
But that doesn't change that you got obliterated. That team was doomed to fall quickly. Led by an incompetent and evil leader.
>>8412587
I don't think we'd be allowed to take that neutral pin...It isn't adjacent to any of our territories, even with our new claim. We'd have to have something in the blue area if I'm looking at it right.
>>8412571
He tried telling me what to do and how I'm not doing anything worth in my life. I'll just end up like you.
>>8412621
One off.
>>8412621
I apologize. I was busy.
Good afternoon Adachi. How are you?
>>8412621
I don't mind your greeting posts, but fucking hell Adachi
>>8412627
Is that so, dearie? And who would be the leader of yours, hm?
You know, maybe the reason no one said hello to you was because you're a toxic shitbag with no redeeming qualities besides being a lolcow?
>>8412621
I will retract my previous comment then. It is clear that you are still unstable.
>>8412621
Who do you think you are? Izaya?
>>8412376
>>8412357
>>8412349
>>8412587
WARHOUND closes in on the Akatsuki.
No representative from Botes is present, however on their behalf I give them the only pin they can access right now.
FREEBIRDS move north.
>>8412613
I guess since death is temporary, it's more for information or teaching a lesson.
>>8412630
Just like me, huh? I guess he knows what he's talking about for once, but I won't stop you.
>>8412645
Sol, he nice guy, and we vote on the decision instead of a leader, also we have history on our side. I read in small book that America would take land similar to that, so maybe we will be blessed with that gift too.
>>8412613
A peculiar change in heart, but you have no need to worry. I never planned an extinction, humans do have some uses after all. So feel free to take your pick of your favorites, Valentine.
>>8412587
That was a good show, grats on your win.
>>8412679
Thanks for hosting Yuno. A blast as always.
>>8412685
And how soon until he turns and you all and makes all the decisions himself, hm? What is it that humans say: "power corrupts"? Ahuhuhu~!
>>8412679
I like the look of this map. Though that Small cloud shaped smudge in the middle of our territory is unsightly...
We'll just have to take care of it next time.
>>8412679
It's a rush like no other when you and your teammates do everything right. Can't wait for what's next.
hah hah people hate me irl what's up guys
>>8412730
What did you do now?
>>8412730
hah hah same that's life.
>>8412730
You are Australian. The odds of you having done something decrepit and degenerate to earn the ire of your peers is dangerously close to the value of 1.
I am fine. What about yourself, Orihara?
>>8412710
Not if the power is distributed evenly, and he doesn't seem like the guy would want all of that power. He seems more like a guy who would rather deal with his own problems than rule mercilessly
When's the next game?
>>8412730
You're a fucking clown, Izaya.
Why do people keep fucking thinking I'm trying to be you? I was doing this shit before you sperged out that one time.
Fucking retards.
>>8412683
....I'm going to be hated amongst the entire bounty world.
>>8412542
You can take your iced tea and shove it where you know, weasel.
>>8412616
Either way we need that Eggman-kun pin above all else. If we can't take the blue pin next to it, then I guess we can use that remaining 1 point to trigger the jimmies of some unfortunate clique.
>>8412628
>>8412679
Nevermind, seems like we've been given authorization to colonize the red territory.
Good job, everyone. The Freebirds have proved once again they're the most united squad in all the Far West.
Now let's wasted already I've been thirsting since the last hour.
>>8412701
Consider that as me giving you the rib back for that performance you put on at the last RigginsMania.
>>8412730
NO TIME TO EXPLAIN
GRAB YOUR FAVORITE DRINK AND CELEBRATE WITH THE REST OF THE CREW BROSEF
>>8412744
You will see his true colors soon enough once he has power. He may be courteous after all, but I do not doubt that power will change a person. The title of "leader" is already a start to that sort of power, no?
>>8412775
My bad. It's hard to keep track of everything sometimes.
>>8412769
By all means, if you have the desire to embarrass yourself by consuming intoxicating substances, you should proceed. I find the effects of alocohol on the human digestive system quite interesting..and amusing.
This time, we have gained victory. But the war has just begun, Architect.
>>8412769
But i never got my Long Island Ice Tea.
>>8412781
Those are just lies, and Alfred has already started funding us because out faction is based off his name.
>>8412683
Of course it would not be that simple. I cannot just take them out either. That would result in making me into an even bigger target. Ugh, when I had entered this purpose, I had expected it to be a lot more simpler.
>>8412696
Peculiar but one I do not regret in making. I would not have lasted this long without them. I shall compose a list. Enough about me. Ainz. Did you find your hiatus enjoyable?
>>8412730
The clouds, the stars, airplanes, birds, random projectiles, sometimes people...
>>8412752
I suppose if by the end of the hour and there is not a host available, I shall take the reins.
>>8412769
>Ahri raises a glass of her own towards the Freebirds, even if she's not part of their festivities.
362nd Express Games.
>>8412787
It's no problem. I understand completely.
>>8412826
Shaq constructs a shack
>>8412769
Well, that's great news! I was sort of nervous about joining you guys at first, but now that we're blazing our trails ahead I can see this really great community we've got! I can't exactly drink yet, but I'm sure I'll have fun celebrating nonetheless!
>>8412826
Jess Harper
>>8412826
Simo Häyä
>>8412826
Ramlethal Valentine
>>8412826
Comrade Soviet
>>8412826
Alisha Diphda
>>8412826
Tiny snek
>>8412826
Gabriel
>>8412826
Shoebill
>>8412826
Avenger
>>8412826
Eggman-kun
>>8412826
Haru
>>8412826
Reigen Arataka
>>8412826
Sachi Komine
>>8412826
Kongou
>>8412826
Merak
>>8412826
YoRHa No.2 Type B
>>8412826
Yotsuba
>>8412826
Izaya Stole My Gimmick Adachi
>>8412826
Agria the Shadowless
>>8412826
Kokichi Ouma
>>8412826
Paladin
>>8412826
Fluorette
>>8412826
Nrvnqsr Chaos
>>8412826
Muffet
>>8412802
...Mon cher is aligned with you?
>>8412757
That's the spirit. Go get 'em, tiger, I'll be watching.
>>8412811
Nothing's simple. Which sucks, because it would be a hell of a lot less irritating if it was.
>>8412826
Sol Badguy
>>8412811
Indeed, a bit of time back in the tomb was needed. However, I knew I would need to return to garner more followers once more. I take it this means you have finally taken my offer of joining my ranks?
>The lich raises his arm up to his skull
Ah, hold that thought, Valentine, buisiness calls me elsewhere for now.
>>8412826
Lord Ainz Ooal Gown
>>8412826
Black Hood
>>8412826
Sergeant Feels
>>8412826
Kick Ass Kyle
>>8412826
Gekomon
>>8412826
M'Riggins
>>8412826
Kugelmugel
>male
>>8412826
The Real Guy, The Best Guy
>>8412826
Number 6
>>8412826
The greatest man Iowa has ever raised
>>8412826
Tfw dead franchise
>>8412826
Lewd Roman
>>8412868
Not formally, but he is aligned none the less. So if you really want to be with your partner, join my faction. Would make Alfred even more happy
>>8412852
whoa...
Woosh
>>8412870
Thanks for everything Boss I'll probably die in a ditch somehow.
>>8412904
>Pixiv is pretty decent.
>>8412916
Mokko pls bump
>>8412923
There's just not enough.
>>8412844
What's this guy's source and name, need it for winscreen reasons
>>8412916
Please begin when you are ready.
>>8412933
Dante from the Devil May Cry series
>>8412587
Any ground gained is good clay. If it isn't, we will make it proper territory!
>>8412933
I think it's Fate/Grand Order
>>8412916
I'll go on your mark, good host.
>>8412874
If my current purpose does not take, then I am in high consideration of it. Of course. Goodbye for now, Ainz.
>>8412870
I did not realize so many forms were required to legally kill a person. Or take them in I suppose. But I see no reason to stop doing this. It is one of the few activities I feel comfort in.
>>8412916
With how close I have gotten to the other one, maybe I could be victorious in this one. Engaging.
>>8412900
...I may consider it.
>>8412916
It looks quite fine, dearie. Shall we begin?
>>8412933
Edmond Dantes, Fate.
>>8412916
Lets start, my chances of winning are as high as my self esteem. Which is pretty low.
>>8412933
>Fate/Grand Order. Edmond Dantes
Time to fly.
>>8412916
Start it.
>>8412970
Good, anyway how has your afternoon been comrade?
>>8412998
Mokou
Is this default
>>8412998
My emergence had no complications or absurdities. There are 35 redundancies to remove. Beginning mission.
>>8412998
>Kugelmugel glances at the things all the other tributes are grabbing, noticing nothing he would be interested in.
Might as well just leave...
>>8412998
It was these types of spears the Macedonians used in their early cavalry formations.
But I don't think this will do me any good.
>>8412998
Not going to fucking wait in line for my bread. I need to live and make it to the next day blin.
>>8412998
I should secure a shelter of some kind right now, and since I already have all the supplies I need, I can make my move immediately after that.
>>8412998
>>8413026
Redundancy, is it? Have you fallen to petty insults without testing strength already, creature? Let us begin then.
>>8412998
>Suicide pacts
Mokou, you goofed.
>>8413012
Well, good catch.
How about I take nine more and we begin anew?
>>8412998
Who needs the cornucopia anyway. The wilderness has just as much supplies.
>>8413002
It has gone well. It may have been better had I not missed that previous game; however, what can one do? And yourself?
>>8413062
Ophis
>>8412998
Time to fly. Fitting.
>>8412921
Yeah, well nothing said you have to leave right this second either. Old as you look, you're still pretty ignorant.
>>8412969
Well, I'm glad you feel comfort in something. Definitely a contrast from when we met, that's for sure.
>>8413062
Huh. Well, never mind about the bow. Take your time.
>>8413062
Baby Enchilada
>>8413062
Ahri
>>8413062
Irotsuki
>>8413070
Same here, got back from long day of work and just relaxing here. Might even get a big bottle of kvass later tonight.
>>8413062
France
>>8413062
Ruby Gloom
>>8413062
Tankywanky
>>8413062
Chie
>>8413062
Spider Nigger
>>8413062
Nazi Germany
>>8413132
HOLY FUCK
>>8413062
Noodle
Not woosh
I'll still give you a chance to do whatever.
>>8413140
Now we just need Crab Nigga, and everything will be golden.
>>8413093
Comrade Sol, if Alfred joins our team in future, is it OK to make him new leader since he is America as a person?
>>8413062
C.C.
>>8413156
>(swap me out, please)
>>8412884
>>8413143
>>8413170
It's France. They'll find a way.
>>8413170
A lot of fire power...
>>8413049
Did I state that once again? It is difficult to break that habit. Though I did not expect you to react this way to it.
>>8413093
You care about my well being? Is this what having a guardian is like? Yes, I have developed much from then. I would not say that you did but you have shown me you are much different from how you present yourself.
>>8413108
Hm? "Kvass"?
>>8413156
Still quite fine, dearie.
>>8413170
If it's France, we call the Germans and
Italians to come over and kick their ass.
>Safe
>Exciting
>Xtra fun
In other words, S.E.X
>>8413170
Immigration of course...
>>8413170
With enough muslim immigrants.
And with that, it's really time to fly.
If dubs, everyone must kiss their favorite avas right here right now
>>8413197
Kvass is a slav drink made out of rye bread, has very little alcohol inside, but you can still try to get drunk from it if you try.
>>8413222
O fuck
>>8413215
I am unfortunately aware of this experience. Is this fatal?
>>8413215
Well, knives are good for throwing so, might as well help myself to some.
>>8413194
Every action requires a suitable reaction. You will hopefully find out that I am more than capable of answering your stated intentions. Good luck to you, creature.
>>8413222
Oh fuck.
Do we have to fuck now?
>>8413215
>And of course this would happen on the reset
>>8413215
>>8413215
Goodluck everyone.
>>8413222
Can't argue with those trips.
>>8412870
>kissu
>>8413222
>>8413103
>kissu
>>8413215
I apologize Soviet, but this is My hiding spot...
>>8413222
>>8413197
>kissu
>>8413250
>Kissu
>>8413255
Reveeal your face at once. If you are not a compelte craven, I might just answer your show of affection with a mimic of my own.
>>8413166
Go for it. It only fits, right? Besides, I've never been much for leading anything.
>>8413194
Appearances are deceiving, I guess. I just know it keeps bothersome things away, and I enjoy that. So that's what I do.
>>8413215
Let's rock.
>>8413222
Give me one good reason.
>>8413249
>After a quick look to the sides and then straight down, he gives a hearty ruffle to her hair.
I was wondering what you were up to.
>He's a gruff lad.
>>8413215
you know, I'm more partial to the other beginning.
>>8413215
Day one, and no time wasted with those killstreaks!
>>8413255
Too kind, anon.
>>8413222
Hah, jokes on you all, I don't have a favorite Ava. So HAH.
>Why must I suffer.jpg
>>8413222
B-But Ursula isn't here...
>>8413257
Idi nahui blyat.
>>8413278
Are you sure you really want that?
Won't you rather keep the mystery? I could be anyone, after all...
>>8413230
Alcohol, hm? I cannot say I ever had that much, let alone enough to become inebriat-
>>8413276
>Muffet suddenly gets kissu'd.
!?!
Dearie, what is the meaning of this?
>>8413290
Well, there goes my camp. Time to go look for the nearest cave.
>>8413222
>>8413302
>Kissu
>no one kissus me
>>8413286
Oh nothing much, just relaxing for months now.
>>8413290
I hope you manage to beat the score even higher, Miss.
>>8413290
LEAVE ME TO MY SUFFERING
>>8413290
Pizdec
>>8413302
So then that will be nothing bad for you. Just going to be a nice, smooth drink for you.
>>8413239
Hmm. I have yet to see how your performance compares to mine. I shall wish you luck as well. If only to meet in battle with you.
>>8413255
Who is this? Reveal yourself at once. I will make a promise not to harm you.
>>8413286
So you do not wish to be a pillar. At first, I would have been confused but experiencing myself...
It is clear why you live that way. But for that reason, it is why I can not give you my full respect.
>>8413290
>After being fired from the cannon, she hits a mountain. Falling all the way down from it and landing into a bush. A prick on her leg.
Ow.
>>8413222
Must I?
>>8413302
You're kinda cool.
And cute i guess..
>>8413327
C'mere, Anon.
>Kissu
>>8413303
The breaks are nowhere to be found, as we see some convincing kills.
>>8413327
I know that pain
>>8413341
Oh, you know who it is.
I mean, who else goes around invisible, licking people.
I mean, kissing.
>>8413350
I am not certain how this had happen. This was supposed to kill the both of you.
>>8413310
>Minus 20 depression points.jpg
>>8413350
Um, I cook well
>Nearly killed a man because cooking sucks.
Fyxe?
>>8413350
The elusive 5K is scored! You better hope you weren't in his way!
>>8413294
I have no time for cowards and lesser creatures. Away with you.
>>8413350
>404: Laughing shipgirl not found
>>8413350
Well at least I can see at night now
>>8413302
>>8413290
Sheer Heart Attack. Take it or leave it, that's the only way.
>>8413330
You could be up to worse things, I guess. So, just relaxing? You must be getting up to something.
>>8413341
>He gives a halfhearted shrug.
I won't fight you on it. It's definitely understandable, I'll say that much. But in the end, I still have shit to do. As much as I'd love to run from it, at that point I have to deal.
>>8413349
Fine.
>He pecks his fist and punches the anon in the gut.
Done.
>>8413350
Huh. Thanks, I guess.
>>8413222
>>8413286
>>8413370
>Kissu
>>8413325
>Suddenly, another kissu! This time, from a dog!
Why on earth...?
>>8413337
I would much rather prefer tea, dearie. My apologies.
>>8413347
>Muffet blushes slightly.
Erm...t-thank you, dearie. You are not the first to tell me that.
>>8413350
They are not fake; they are but French!
>>8413406
Come along. Heaven knows those two are much more...flamboyant than I. Ahuhuhu~!
>>8413409
That name seems a tad too rough, dearie.
>>8413407
Oy, no need to be rude!
Here you go then. Sorry, no Mr. Big for you. Just me.
Fyxe where are you
>>8413406
Fuck,
>falls to the ground
Well, at least this i-s-snt as em-m-b-barrassing as being stabbed in the abdomen.
>>8413409
There's not much for little old me to do, besides relaxing is fun.
>>8413422
And the inevitable screeching halt.
>>8413427
Napoleon's spirit has returned to haunt us. Without me to bait the French into winters, they will kill all...
>>8413440
Is fine, we all have our tastes. That just means more for me. By the way.
>european kissus you
Not gonna have Alfred kill me again like the 80s
>>8413441
If the tales are correct, surely there must be a haunted mention for you to occupy? As you might observe I am occupied.
>>8413349
But it stated that two matching numbers was required. Not three. Ugh. Very well.
>>8413330
>>8413302
>>8413286
>>8413177
>>8412866
>>8412848
>>8412840
>>8412769
>>8412679
>>8412874
>Planting her lips onto to fingers, she then places them onto the faces of these people.
That is all the affection I will give.
>>8413406
>She sleeps through the whole thing, waking up to find herself in the middle of nowhere.
>>8413357
I have an idea. A shame I cannot kill you.
>I'm thinking of picking up the following.
>Hei from Darker Than Black
>Hanako from Katawa Shoujo
>Gamagori from Kill la Kill
>King Knight from Shovel Knight
>Erron Black from Mortal Kombat
>Hachiman from Yahari Ore no Seishun Love Come wa Machigatteiru
>Kohta Hirano from Highschool of the Dead
>Karen Araragi from Momogatari series.
>Yosuke Hanamura from Persona 4.
>Ultron from The Avengers: Age of Ultron
>Joseph Joestar from JoJo's Bizarre Adventures.
>Yoko from Gurren Lagann.
>Booker from Bioshock Infinite.
>I hope the people who haven't fagged these dead characters in forever don't come back to give me grief or cry over it.
>Do any of you have a problem with me picking up any of these characters?
>>8413486
Leave Ultron alone. The rest is good to go.
>>8413486
>Literally all of them are dead avas someone used to play
If this is serious, no one gives a shit.
>>8413418
I bet you were waiting forever to find a flimsy reason to do what you did.
>>8413461
I had no idea his voice would sound... so high pitched. Must resist attempting to kill him.
>>8413484
Can I get that kiss again but this time from Mizore?
>>8413467
What, no interest in making yourself a ghost ship? It's all the rage these days?
>>8413484
Yeah yeah, you asked, I answered. Now shush.
>>8413486
>Pick Booker and watch the mayhem.
FYYYYYYYYYYXE
>>8413461
>Three strikes, you're out.
I will have mon cher throttle you.
>>8413484
>Is there no end to the kissu parade?
Please explain what is going on!
>>8413461
Eggman should not take his relationship with Seth for granted. But he knows what he's doing better than anyone else in the game.
>>8413290
>Ahri sits at her computer, tapping a finger on the keyboard impatiently.
>>8413350
>They sleep in shifts. What else is there to say?
>>8413406
>For what purpose Ahri? What did Tankywanky do to you?
>>8413461
...Ew. Look at all these unfinished textures.
I better leave before a gm decides to ban me.
>>8413484
You too
>>8413514
>>8413451
>She is on discord
>she is not going back
>>8413484
Awww that's mighty kind of you, Miss Ramlethal.
>>8413406
I've heard shit about you. I don't expect this to be easy at all.
>>8413418
>He immediately shuffles to the side a bit on reaction.
Just what the hell do you think you're doing?
>>8413440
Well, I don't see you coming up with any ideas. What's your plan?
>>8413458
Alright, if you say so. Wasn't there that other girl though? With the one eye?
>>8413461
Son of a bitch! Force of nature, piece of shit, it's interchangeable.
>>8413484
>He's a little surprised by the act.
Huh. Welp. The feeling's mutual, then, Ram.
>>8413486
Nonon will 100% come back and shitpost you until you die if you pick up Gamagori.
Her oldfag crew will back her up too so don't even try it.
>>8413484
...Pardon me?
>>8413486
>Assuming you mean Part 2 Joseph, go ahead.
>>8413542
Iris? probably on a ship since that's the last time I saw her at, I hope she's fine.
>>8413520
Where are we gonna get all of that?
>>8413530
Fuck, I need to talk to her but I can't get into the Discord
Why isn't she coming back?
>>8413461
This should be useful.
>>8413486
>did you deliberately pick all the dead avas?
>>8413519
You're not getting past me.
>>8413513
No. I can do far more when I still inhabit a Mental Model. If this is an attempt at tricker,y I am not interested. Farewell for now.
>>8413508
We will settle this matter some other time perhaps, creature. The day has been long and tiresome and I must recover.
>She stands up and starts to walk. She moves wobbly and slight uncoördinated
Self experimenting with intoxicating substances is bothersome.
>>8413534
Is France unstoppable, or just really, really lucky?
>>8413562
>did you deliberately do it
Of course he did.
>>8413508
I was just following orders like a good android.
>>8413542
Showing my appreciation to Sol okayguy!
>>8413518
>>8413547
WWIII here I come. Time to open up the nikes
>>8413484
>Temporarily speechless
>>8413566
Wait, what?
No I meant I could take care of some atmosphere. No need for you to leave. Then I'd be alone and bored again.
>>8413570
After I give you a kissu, This is what you do?
>takes back kissu and gives to
>>8413584
>>8413486
I'm more surprised that someone remembers my Kohta than anything else desu
>>8413561
>Because she got bored of this, I think
>>8413607
T-Thanks, but this feels odd coming from the boy...