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ITT: Pokemon are real. What's your favorite Ice type?

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ITT: Pokemon are real.

What's your favorite Ice type?

The character bin is being rehauled and all characters removed. Only characters played during April and onward will be added, and any canons not played during that time will be available for claiming again.

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>>8397706
Fml
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good job
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>>8397706
Glaceon
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>>8397706
kms
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>>8397706
never had one, but i think that glalie is pretty cool
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>>8397782
gonna have to second glaceon
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>>8397706
None
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>>8397782
Good taste.
Sneasel is a close second.
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How do you heal friction burns?
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>>8398166
Burn heals.
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>>8397706
sylvie!

>>8397668
oh hey! what are you doing?
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>>8398238
You just kinda ran off and I was wondering why, everything all right?
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>>8398166
bur->>8398216
oh i guess he already answered
oh well
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>>8398257
Yes! everything is great. I was just looking for food.
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>>8398216
Not for me.
For a human friend.
Can't fly right now.
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>>8398287
burn heals also work for humans
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>>8398283
Wanna look for more berries or we could go to the cafe I've got some money left over
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>>8398287
>pet buggo
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>>8398336
>looks a bit uncomfortable
Cafe sounds good right about now.
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>>8398308
I lack thumbs to operate sprayer.

>>8398393
>Dodge
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>>8398435
Get some ointment and some gauze.
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>>8398409
>evens she notices otherwise start walking to the cafe
What do you think you want from there, I wonder if they have something other than fish
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>>8398474
Something to drink hopefully.
haha... Do you think frankie likes me?
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>>8398504
>she cocks her head to the side
What kind of question is that? Of course Frankie likes you. Are you sure everything is all right?
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>>8398435
sorry man i don't know maybe ask for help
also how did your human friend get those burns?
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>>8398525
I was moving too fast.

>>8398450
What ointment?
Made gauze.
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>>8398548
okay, i have questions, but i'm not sure if i want answers
fuck it, what were you two doing?
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>>8398548
You can get it at the store.
Uh whst region are you in? If you're in Unova I can come over there and help you out?
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>>8398518
Yeah I was just having thoughts and stuff.
.....
Hot cocoa sounds good right now.
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>>8398599
What kind of thoughts?
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>>8398583
Exercise.
>Pokerface

>>8398598
I can't fly for reasons.
Johto
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>>8398548
If necessary, get a doctor.
Make something up if it makes you feel better.
>>8398583
Don't ask.
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>>8398612
>looks around frantically.
about how you look cute!
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>>8398673
I know how cute I am but that's not what you're thinking about
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>>8398650
Ah I see... Uh I can get my friend Jimmy to get you some ointment?
What's the closest town to you?
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>>8398650
i hope you two weren't doing what i'm thinking you two are doing
>>8398660
i guess
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>>8398678
He wants to fuck
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>Frankie: make that fuckin' cata-list listing
>"Cyllage City: Pokeglot for hire. Rate negotiable. Appointments available, or walk-ups 10-5 outside Northwest Cafe, look for man with white scarf and Vaporeon."
There.

>Vapey: giggle.
Nice
Let's see if the group's ok with hanging out there hehe~
So lets find them
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>>8398725
Probably but I don't think that's it.
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>>8398660
I can't fly. Wings are sprained.

>>8398683
Blackthorn city is nearby.

>>8398712
We were exercising.
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>>8397706
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>>8398771
Alright I told him to head off to the pokemon center.
Striped shirt and brown cargo shorts.
Can you get there?
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>>8398788
dog faced serperior when
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>>8398788
glaceon a cute but those eyes man
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>reconnaissance grunt finally arrive in Virbank and attempt to locate the radio station
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>>8397706
Have mix feeling on Articuno
Great Ice bird but Ice not fun
Still best Ice type
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>>8398771
i guess that counts as a excescise
i mean you usually get all sweaty and stuff but i don't i'm not sure i want to know about your excersise routine, i guess be more careful with your speed next time i guess
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>>8398830
>It's a radio station, it's not too hard to find.
>Looks like there's movement inside, and a colorful bird hanging out just outside the building.
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>>8398802
Can't fly.
Can crawl, but town far away.

>>8398856
It was fun.
Until he got burned from speed.
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>>8398965
Uh if he can move closer I'll tell him to?
Either way he's hanging out at the center.
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Hey there.
My name's Tom Thorpe, former Unova PD chief.
I figured I'd pop in and answer any question you've got about Unova, the police force, or anything else.
Just a heads up, though, if your question starts with "how do I get away with", I'll just tell you to please reconsider your decisions.
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>>8398965
well i guess next time go slower the next time you two fuck, girl.
or guy
at least it wasn't anything too serious i guess
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>>8399000
House is north of town, in small field.

>>8399056
How do I tell how bad burn is?
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>>8399053
.... if a boat near my house randomly disappears how suspicious is that?
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>>8399053
What's your favorite movie?
>>8399105
Told him to head up there. He's not gonna try anything funny.
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>>8399105
well how does the area look, if it's only red it's just a minor burn
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>>8399114
Here's the requisite "please reconsider your decisions."
It'll be marked as stolen once the owner reports it as such. Possibly earlier if it's a highly noticeable local landmark or its owner is vocal about owning and using it.
All in all, pretty suspicious for anything bigger than a fishing boat.
>>8399148
This is going to sound corny as all get-out, but my holiday movie of choice is Die Hard.
Blade Runner's pretty good too.
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>>8398678
how do you know so well? I just am scared...

>>8398725
wha!

>blushes a lot
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>>8399273
Scared of what?
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>>8399171
Blisters and blood.
That bad?

>>8399148
Got ointment
Thanks
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>>8399195
I have reconsidered my decisions. It's already gone, I just want to know how bad this is and if I should move.
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>>8399296
>trips a bit
oh i said that out loud, scared of you getting hurt! sorry.
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>>8399315
I know you're scared of me getting hurt but I still don't think that's what's bothering you.
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>>8399195
Good taste.
>>8399301
Hopefully that helps.
>>8399314
Jump town famalam.
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>>8397753
Roll to give Turts an unfriendly poke
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>>8399314
Normally I'd report this, but I got the cold shoulder last time I called the precinct. That and some rather interesting questions.
>>8399409
Yep.

Any other questions for a crazy old ex-cop, feel free to ask.
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>>8399333
>thinks a bit.
uuh
Sorry it really feels bad talking about it....
Are we almost to the cafe?
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>>8399301
oh god!
that's pretty bad
well i hope he gets better
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>>8399466
If it bothers you to talk about that's fine and we've been standing outside the cafe for a while now talking.
>go inside and order some food
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>>8399461
why is your aim so bad
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>>8399473
Thanks

>>8399409
Ointment and gauze applied
Doesn't seem comfortable
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>>8399521
Stabbing is harder than slashing
Roll for stabby at Turts again
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>>8399521
because that snivy is too distracted thinking of gengar dick
>>8399537
no worries
at the beginning to is a bit uncomfortable
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>>8399409
I'm considering asking to be relocated.
>>8399463
Right. So... it still may get pinned on me?
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>>8399485
>>8399466
>Frankie and Vapey hang out on the cafe patio.
Hmm.
I wonder if anyone's seen the ad yet?

>Vapey: sipp tea
Dunno
This is a nice place place though
Nice scarf heheh
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>>8399582
If detectives find your fingerprints or blood in the boat.
Or if you're sailing it when they retrieve it.
By the way, what's my replacement been up to lately?
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>>8399587
Oh hey what are you guys doing here? You look like you're waiting for something.
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>>8399562
>>8399461
You're as good as dead, Turts!
Rollerama for stabbity stab
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>>8399641
stop thinking about ghost dick you slutty snivy
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>>8399641
Today's not my day
I'll kill you tomorrow, Turts
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>>8399623
>Frankie sips coffee.
Waiting for work. I'm doing freelance jobs until my bosses give me a more permanent assignment.

>Vapey giggles
Also I was about to tease Frankie
Not sure if I can with you two here
. . .
Heck with it
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>>8399618
No when I said disappeared I meant disappeared. It's gone. Vanished.
And your replacement has been trying to ban Cata-list.
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>>8399708
Don't give up!
Trust your instincts!
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>>8399699
I literally fucking can't
He's so handsome and talks to me~
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>>8399740
>pet the smugleaf
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>>8399740
>Silently judges your taste in men.
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>>8399740
then just go fug him
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>>8399765
>pic
>>8399772
>judges your lack of taste
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Dragon trainer here.
Anyone know if mega evolving dragon types out of a battle is safe in the slightest?
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>>8399816
depends on the dragon probably
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>>8399723
Teasing huh what kind of teasing
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>>8399798
>Snug the smug
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>>8399798
Seriously though, he's a sentient ball of salt.
Just.. get a salt shaker.

also i have excellent taste in men thank you very much.
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>>8399816
Not at all.
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>>8399816
It's a great way to die in an embarrassing manner.
So, in a word, no.
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>>8399816
Mega Evolution is a natural event and is completely safe for the Pokémon involved. However, Pokémon tend to be more aggressive when Mega evolved, so it depends entirely on your Pokémon.
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>>8399726
Well, that was not the variety of fuckery I expected.
What's his rationale? He'd need to get the legislature to approve that sort of action.
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>>8399816
If they don't hate you, yes.
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>>8399792
I can't do that, I don't even have a dick.
>>8399850
Very nice invisible person
>>8399851
>she says she has good taste
>she doesn't like Gengy
You have terrible taste, sweetie
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>>8399816
i don't know never did any battling or had any pokemon capable of mega evolving
only have a lillipup
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>>8399798
Why you want to kill the turtle?
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>>8399939
It's what I do.
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>>8399922
>Poke cloaca
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>>8399922
..I'm a guy.
I've also been with Gengy on a mission before.
He blew a generator up with his ass and proceeded to do absolutely nothing useful afterwards.
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>>8399843
Frankie wanted to do a thing
I told him only if he tried it first~

>Frankie: stare
Vapey, no.

>fishy giggle
Vapey yes
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>>8399922
you can still fug him only that it would work different
you'll would try to make him go inside you
why am i giving sex advice to a snivy?
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>>8399913
Some bullshit about potential misuse.
Not going to happen if there's anyone with a little sanity in the legislature.
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>>8399922
>fug the smug
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>>8399971
Kill turtles? But he hasn't done nuffin
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>>8399461
bad aim man.
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>>8399971
>shoot
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>>8400029
He's a shit.
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>>8399485

>pphhheeeewwww
>orders the strongest alcohol.
Did you have a good day?
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>>8400044
Fuck where's my gun at
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>>8399973
It's what I've got, it works.
>>8399988
Probably had to conserve energy, don't be so harsh on him.
>>8399999
>you'll would try to make him go inside you
ohohoho~
I wouldn't say no to that
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instead of talking about the faggot cuck turts

why dont we talk about a real qt

croags
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>>8400049
He dinndu nuffin
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>>8400067
It was all right, what about you?
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>>8400095
A shit.
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>>8400083
>lift the smugleaf
>poke tum tum
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>>8400103
it was great!
>starts chugging alcoholic drink
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>>8400091
(You have great taste hateboner, I'll give you that much. Also how am I a cuck?)
>(inb4 you just are)
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>>8400079
Oh wait here it is
>>8399971
>shoot
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>>8400135
Okay that's enough holding. Put me down.
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>>8400083
..He didn't even do anything.
All he did was get a poster and then.. nothing.
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>>8400183
He's my purple qt.
>>8400173
Stay mad, salt lad
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>>8400145
Why don't I believe you?
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>loud bomb building
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>>8400208
I mean.. alright, I guess.
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>>8400173
why is everyone missing today?
>>8400083
i guess, that's pretty easy to think about i guess
>>8400091
(thanks, i guess...turts technically isn't a cuck)
>>8400221
hey dude that snivy totally wants to do you
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>>8400208
It's okay i have another gun
>shoot
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>>8400221
>1
>1
>1
>fizzles.
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>>8400181
>replace the smugleaf
>dust the smug off
>watch smugleaf from a distance
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>>8400221
Hiya, Gengy
>>8400243
Aww don't be like that, that's how you get knives thrown at you.
>>8400258
I want to be his waifu.
>>8400288
Roll to vine whip this guy right in the scrotum
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>>8400373
Wouldn't be the first time.
Good luck, I suppose.
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>>8400220
Why dont you?
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>>8400258
>>8400292
ill rebuild

>>8400373
sup. glad you havent died yet.
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>>8400449
You usually drink when something is bothering you.
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>>8400464
Plotting Turts' demise right now, typical late-night stuff, you?
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>>8400373
well good luck to you, i guess
>>8400464
o-kyu, good luck next time making that
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>>8400487
Easiest way to kill him is to stop paying attention to him
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>>8400499
I'll win him over all right. All in good time.
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>>8400487
Quickest way to off him is either screwing or driving off buddy.
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>>8400467
>thinks about it.
I guess i do. I just do not want to hurt anyone... being hurt sucks...
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>>8400487
I like the way you think.

>>8400530
kys
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>>8400565
I'm not wrong though.
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>>8400530
Well I'm saving myself for a spooky yet handsome guy, so I'm not screwing Buddy.
>>8400565
>increasingly nervous snek noises
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>>8400565
>>8400526
>>8400598
jesus get a room you two
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>>8400598
(Seriously please don't actually drive him off)
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>>8400614
Shhh let it happen.
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>>8400607
He looks so damn fluffy and soft just fucking hold my hand for like five minites it's driving me insane
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>>8400630
(Please seriously don't)
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>>8400673
Let it happen.
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>>8400673
It's happening
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>>8400673
Were getting rid of him
jiji and skitts are next
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>>8400545
well then don't hurt them silly
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>>8400656
>silently judges the smugleaf
okay...
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>>8400598
you want me dead. what else do you want exactly?
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>>8400712
haha.... yeah....

>slurps cocoa alcohol
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>>8400729
Did you hurt somebody?
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>>8400715
He wants that spooky dicc.
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Oh shit senpai, waddup.
It's dat boi, y'all fuckin' know.
Money in the hat.
>Street performance success determined by dice.
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>>8400738
>>8400729
>cripple Doggo Drags themselves around
Hey have you seen my Wheelchair, I can't find it
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>>8400778
I got you covered, Shiny
>Vapey: find dat doggochair
Can you keep a secret?
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>>8400715
I spared your life because you make me feel something other than an empty need to kill. And I don't like when you're gone, it makes me feel like something big is missing. I don't know what it is I want but I don't want you to leave.
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>>8400738
i always hurt someone...
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>>8400833
>muffled "you want the ghost D" in the background
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>>8400852
>throw chicken nuggets at him from behind some bushes
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>>8400848
>Frankie: eavesdrop
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>>8400815
Is it a juicy Secret
>Drags self along to follow in search of the wheels
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>>8400848
Usually only if they deserve it though.
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i want to.die
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>>8400867
>takes the chicken nugets and does flips to get away from there
(i got not gifs of flps yet sorry)
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>>8400852
Put simply, yes. But I see much more than just sex.
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>>8400894
>Wheels: found
Hecka juicy
It's your sort of secret too
>Vapey: help friend into the doggowheels
Its about Frankie
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>>8400879
>>8400903
Yeah. i am glad you are around though.
>hugs sylvie
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>>8400934
>get into the Doggo whealchair with a surprising amount of Ease for a Cripple dog
I'm listening
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>>8400960
(Fug)
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>>8400942
>hugs back
I'm glad you're around too!
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>>8400921
REMEMBER TO COME BY KFC FOR MORE DELICIOUS CHICKEN GOODNESS
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>>8400932
well you want to be with him of course, you are deeply in love with him
>is saying that while flipping
at least it isn't a drunken one night stand
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I just fought some guy that tried to capture me and it was fun! I forgot how fun battling was!
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>>8400960
>>8400968
>Vapey: take drink of tea
Frankie wanted to try something new
I wasn't up to do it right then so I said "you try first"
I think he's gonna call my bluff
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>>8401061
>Frankie: freak out a bit.
W-wait, someone tried to catch you!?
Oh, geez. If you're still listed as being with your old trainer, the Pokeball should fail, but still...
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>>8401009
I guess I fell for him, really really hard, and I can acknowledge that I'm not really a prize or anything... and I did try to kill him more than once. So I'm not really prepared for much to come of this, it should be expected that he'd not be inclined to like me back.
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>>8401095
ffffffffraaannkkkiieee
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>>8400971
>deep thought
hey. I am sorry i am such a mess up.
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>>8400833
I'll never leave. I'm here forever. Whether i like it or not.
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>>8401095
Yeah he sent out this fox that had a stick that shot fire and then after a while he threw a pokeball at me and I went inside for a little bit but managed to break out and then i defeated the fox and he ran away!
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>>8401117
>Frankie: at attention
Yeah, that's me. Can I help you?
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>>8401078
Go on....
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>>8401158
Goodnight, Gengy
I hope to see you again soon~
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>>8401121
>smooch the fox
It's okay, I'm far from perfect myself
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>>8401006
>eats the chicken nugetts while still flipping
hey those are pretty good, i should go there some day
>>8401114
don't give up just yet keep your spirits up
>>8401117
>stuntbro just freezes and falls face first on the floor
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>>8401174
hhhhellp
>>8401202
ssstunthahahahamaaan
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>>8401168
Whoa. You took on either a Braixen or Delphox and won? I'm impressed, Inazuma!
>Frankie: Pet that zapdoggo
On a serious note, we probably should make sure you're registered with me, assuming you're willing to stick around. It should take all of half an hour at most.
>>8401216
Um, can you be a little more specific...?
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>>8401216
is this voice who i think it is?
>"please i hope not"
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>>8401279
Hey asking for a friend.
Do you allow possible criminals to crash at your place if they pay rent?
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>>8401279
Do i have to go in a ball? I don't like the ball!
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>>8401318
>Frankie: think fast
I'll have to go and ask you to not make this request.
I'm a Catalyst officer, and it would be a black eye for our Kalosian operations to do so.
COUGH-Four-six-fifteen-twentyfive-thirty-COUGH

>>8401334
I'm not fond of the ball either, big guy. Do you see how often Vapey or Zorro or Silvie are in their balls?
>Pause
In and out in a few seconds, I promise.
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>>8401434
I guess if it will keep me safe from weirdos I'll do it!
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>>8401434
Man I don't know what that means.
Oh well. If I'm in the area I'll still give you a battle.
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>>8401456
>Frankie: nod.
Excellent. I'll get a Ball that's less, er, uncomfortable than the standard ones.
>Off to the Pokemart!

>>8401464
I'm in an undisclosed Kalosian city.
You or your friend wouldn't be Catalyst officers by any chance, would you?
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>>8401535
Definitely! Frankie...
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>>8401603
If you or your friend are Catalyst, then you should know how to request relocation on short notice due to local complications, right?
There's a protocol for a reason, friend. Head for the backwoods if you're in panic-mode.
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>>8401765
How about this instead.
Your sister is on your trail and you're gonna need someone to get her off it.
I'm your guy.
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>>8401794
>Frankie: stop outside Pokemart
Wait, what!?
What do you mean "on my trail?" Where is she?
. . .
I can handle her in a direct confrontation. Don't engage, let her win a Darwin Award out here. this far from her circle of friends and with local attitudes, I'd set the over-under odds at a week.
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>>8401852
Anistar City.
If you need a sword for hire I'm always avaliable.
Just make sure she doesn't get the cops on you.
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>>8401852
>Crouches behind a nearby counter and tosses chicken strips at
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>>8401852
Are you her brother?
She is obsessed with finding you, it's scary
Also why does she wear so much make up?
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>>8401852
I'm also available to hire... like >>8401882
Over there... If you where curious
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>>8401990
Aren't you her boyfriend?
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>>8401882
>>8402004
>Frankie: cross-Internet scoff at Carmen's current location
Hah. The police trick only semi-worked once in Fuschia.
Thanks for the offers, gentlemen, but if she's going to get killed it'll be by an overzealous Pokemon or by an angry local.
>>8401990
Yeah, if she's in Kalos that means she's chased me across two Regions. I'm guessing you ran into her in Castelia.
As for the makeup, she legitimately convinced herself that it looks good like that and her friends enable her.
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>>8402004
Hey nerd.
>>8402121
Make sure you lock your door at least.
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>>8402121
Yeah i ran into her in castelia, i was drunk and...
Well...
Sorry to say this but i fucked your sister
I was drunk okay!
>>8402024
N-no, it was a one night stand, and i was drunk
The wierder part is that i think she
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>>8401916
>borks at this man
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>>8402147
Will do. Thanks.
>>8402242
Her habit of screwing people to get her way's become literal instead of metaphorical.
Honestly, I'd only judge you if you'd fucked her sober.
>>8401916
>Frankie only just now notices the chicken strips.
Stop that.
>>8402260
>Frankie: buy and offer Ultra Ball
Alright, Inazuma. Moment of truth here. You up for joining the team?
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>>8402147
Do I know you?
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>>8402347
Just a normal dude. You know anywhere good to train? Looking to have my team at level 70 soon.
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>>8402345
The worst part is i think she took a liking of me, she even game me her number
>shivers just by looking at the paper with her number
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>>8402260
ARE YOU HUNGRY? TRY KFC'S NEW BACON BATTER CHICKEN STRIP
>Tosses a strip
>>8402345
ITS FREE CHICKEN STRIPS, JUST TRY THEM.
>Another strip
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>>8402386
Uhh... ok...
Yeah just high level gyms, those battle islands/platos
Ex- The survival zone in sinnoh
Me, if I ever have the time. Right now I'm going to bed, but those places I listed off should help you get to where you're going
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>>8402543
>Frankie: frown.
No. The only time I eat fried food is when a team member wants it.
>>8402499
Well, hell. She doesn't have yours, right?
It's your call as to what to do with that number, but my advice is not to hook up again.
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>>8402499
Kill her.
>>8402576
Thank you. Let's see what my team csn do, baby.
>Crow out.
>Game saved.
>Training time.
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>>8402630
I don't know if i gave her the number or not, i don't remember much of that night outside of some flashes of the moment
She geve her number right away so i don't know if i gave her or not
I hope not
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>>8402543
>noms on a chicken strip
>>8402345
Yesh! What do I do!
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>>8402713
>Frankie: get serious
If she calls you, try to get her location and then block her number.
If she was sober and went home with you, she also has your current address.
Lucky for you she's more interested in tracking me. Just try to avoid meeting up with her again.
>>8402774
>Frankie kneels down.
Just tap the little button in the middle of the Pokeball, Inazuma.
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>>8402713
Men, can never let the right head do the thinking.
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>>8402828
Okay here I go!
>boop the pokeball button with your nose
>he's then eveloped in a red and white flash and is nowhere to be seen
-Inazuma
>>
>Reconnaissance Grunt setup a base of operations in a building across the way from the radio station
>setup a laser microphone situated on the main window of the building
>start planning on how to get physical bugs in the location asap
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>>8402850
>Frankie: immediately let Inazuma out of the ball.
And there we go. That's it.
That wasn't so bad, huh?
>>8402543
>Frankie: reconsider offer.
>Eat chikken strip.
I'm not a huge fan of fast food , but it's better than the fast food I'm used to.
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>>8402634
She's been following this guy for who knows how long for multiple regions i don't want to get on her bad side
>>8402828
I think she was sober but i'm not sure
She wasn't hung over when she woke up so i'll asume not
>>8402830
i wasn't thinking straight i was intoxicated, give me a break
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>>8402914
>Meanwhile, inside the radio station, the current host is a Porygon-2
>Playing: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g5pnUebF5tg
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>>8402933
Yeah yeah! Can I get a treat? my old trainer used to give me a treat after he made me go in the ball.
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>>8402949
If you say so
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>>8402933
Alright, take these as well
>Francis hands him a bucket of chicken strips and a basket of KFC biscuits
KFC thanks you for your time and consideration, enjoy the Mega Stone!
>And with a final Flare pose Francis runs out the door
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>>8402949
>Frankie: chuckle.
Two Regions. She was trouble back in Kanto, followed me to Unova and now to Kalos.
The irony is that I had to leave Kanto and Unova due to issues other than her.
It's odd seeing her this motivated to do anything to be honest.
>>8403045
>Frankie: nod, take free stuff, wave.
Take care of yourself, buddy!
>>8402985
>Frankie: grin.
Sure thing, Inazuma.
>Pet zapdoggo, offer chicken strips.
>Discreetly scan with Pokedex...
( OOC: do you have battle-stats for Inazuma? I only ask because IC Frankie would want to know which team members need to be kept Far Away from any rough situations )
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>>8403087
Seriously why is she following you around the world to do what? And for what reason?
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>>8403045
Inazuma (Jolteon) @ Life Orb
Ability: Volt Absorb
Level: 49
EVs: 252 SpA / 252 SpD / 4 def
Timid Nature
- Volt Switch
- Thunderbolt
- Hidden Power Ice
- Shadow Ball
>>
I love bug fug
>>
>>8403151
(if you're wondering over the stats and build I justify it as his trainer did the alola challenges circuit with him)
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>>8403140
>Frankie: get ready for explanation.
Charmless has convinced herself that I'm a terrible trainer and the cause of all her problems in life.
This includes her getting her Trainer's license forcibly revoked, and the general insanity of the world coming to Fuschia City to disrupt her daily routine.
She wants to forcibly repossess my Pokemon, especially my Vaporeon.
My answer to that is "over my dead body", and I'm not exaggerating.

>>8403207
( dude, those stats are 100% cool. The GMs don't usually get weird about numbers, and especially not for someone at or under level 50. )
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>>8403341
Damn dude, sounds harsh, i hope she doesn't actually tries the "over my dead body" thing
I would totally help you if i could
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>>8403513
>Frankie: realize how crazy this sounds as words come out of mouth.
Well, first she tried fake police reports, then she tried to send her washout-Trainer friends to get my Pokemon, and right before I left Fuschia she pulled an outright snatch-and-grab and caught a heavy attack to center mass for it.
Honestly, the cops will call it self-defense at this point.
As for help, well, let my know if she tells you which city she's in, okay? I'm confident she's chasing a false lead right now, but my team isn't exactly subtle.
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>>8403583
I have her number so i guess i could work as a double agent of sorts, talking to her distracting or misleading her
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>>8403667
>Frankie: get idea.
Point her towards the backwoods for me, if you If time spent without full-size mirrors, hot water on tap, or other people's cooking doesn't demoralize her, nothing will.
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>>8403583
>Send message to Frankie
>Do not worry about her, you and the rest of Catalyst are under our protection for the time being
>If need be I will send Units to assist
>>
Casteliafag here.
Got to be a fly on the wall for some political bullshit. Where can I leak the sweet details?
>>
>>8403853
Okay, worst case senario i'll try to distract her myself
but it's getting late i should go to sleep good night and good luck man
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>>8403926
>Frankie: cross-Internet salute.
Xerneas bless, stunt dude.
You stay safe.
>>8403855
>Message back
>Thanks. It's good to know I've got friends.
>I won't need Units, my team can handle whatever she's scraped up.
>On another note, do we have any serious business that needs handling in the area? I'm just freelancing right now but my team's tough enough to handle field work.
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>>8403978
>There is no serious business that I am aware of
>I will inform you if necessary, but for now we will simply be watching
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>>8403918
Wishileaks. Take it to Colress or N if you feel like it's really important.
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>>8403918
You've got options, depending on how volatile the material is. Wishileaks is the go-to for leaking highly sensitive information of pulic interest. If it's not gravely serious, drop it to UNBC central, the KNN branch office, and Catalyst Radio just across the bay in East Virbank.
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>>8404056
Got it. It's not something I'd get chucked off the docks for leaking, but it's a recording I'm technically not supposed to have.
>>8404062
It's about your successor, Mr. Thorpe.
>HugoFattersonsRant.mp3 uploaded!
I'll send the stuff now, but the summary is that the new police chief ranted about Colress, N, their new group and every pie they've got a finger in to some Congresscritters. Then he asked the suits to put their names on a bill banning cata-list.
Long story short, he got laughed outta the room.
It's leak-worthy because he basically said "I'm fishing for reasons to kick 'em out and piss in their cereal."
Now, if this was Ghetsis I could see that. But N ain't Ghetsis. Shit, even Colress ain't Ghetsis even though I'm still a little leery of the guy.
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>>8404160
A lot of people already suspected this was the case, but this pretty much blew up any plausible deniability the new chief may have had as far as pursuing that particular vendetta goes.
Nice work, friend.
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>>8404160
Colress is a bit of a sociopath but he's a sociopath that's trying to do good.
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>>8404293
Yeah. Colress wronged us out here, but I get the feeling some part of him knows an' cares that he fucked up.
I don't see that with, say, Ghetsis. Even with the fast-food chain thing, if you think for a Castelia minute that Ghetsis has gone straight, then I gotta bridge to sell ya.
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Hey, /par/, I have a problem.
I found some Pokephiliac material on my brother's computer [inb4 "muh privacy", the idiot had it in a folder on his desktop.]
That's really, really not my thing, but I'm worried he's going to try something... stupid.
My brother's an asshole and he has no self-preservation instinct.
I'm worried he's going to try something, not take no for an answer, and then cry "crazy Pokemon" when the unfortunate Pokemon finally has enough and lashes out at him.
What the hell do I do?
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>>8404646
Give him The Talk and explain the concept of consent.
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>>8404403
There are rumors Ghetsis or whatever clone he is on now acquired a goddamn zeppelin.
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>>8404646
Give him the succ.
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>>8406093
He claims its a fancy mobile Restaurant
He was even on the news about it the first few times people saw it floating about
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>go out to get some breakfast and begin training
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(Bork has a cute voice but the shits that has happened in his life I just want to hug him to make it better)
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>>8407233
Hey Sylvie
How's it going?
Kalos treating you OK so far?
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>>8406625
I hope it goes boom and crashes into the ocean
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>>8407465
(well come over here and gimme a hug then bud)
>>8407467
>munching on a berry
It's going well just eating some breakfast before I go out and train a bit but yeah it's as nice as I remember it to be, what about you?
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>>8407494
It's different but I like it so far
It's not as hectic as Castelia was
Also, no parade of wannabe League jerks like in Fuschia
>get some berry, nom
I think Frankies out buying groceries and trying to find a nicer place than a hotel to rent out
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Policman wire tap me he see all my privet photo of me nekked how dare. do not leak to all of unov like for instance such as on huge billboard
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>>8407523
That's good, this hotel is nice but it's cramped with so many of us shoved in a room together. By the way did you ever get Frankie to do that thing you teased him about?
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>>8407618
Not yet
But I can tell hes thinking about it
>fishy giggle
Mostly I was surprised and thinking "later but not now"
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>>8407579
.... would you like to be in some Pokémon rights ads and speeches?
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>>8407697
thank you salad human i going answer your question yes yes i would
i can speech a lot, only medicinal issue i have is doctor says I have a chronic case of the handsome
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>>8407697
Excuse me, I need to have a word with you considering one of your employees.
The offending employee, one "Francis F.", has outstanding warrants in Kanto and Unova, and is a known abuser. I know you know where he is, but I don't think you knew about his past, did you?
You need to fire him. It's for the best, your group would look foolish if you defended him given what he's done.
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>>8407845
>Hair product hag throat clearing
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>>8407845
That's funny, considering that we do background checks on every employee before we hire them. You didn't think the Psychic types in the interview rooms were for show, did you?
>>8407753
What kind of pay would you prefer?
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>>8407845
>Francis F
I work for KFC, you dumb Kantonesian.
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>>8407885
Ummm can bird get pay in bagle???
Salad human confirmed as most best human this 100% fact
>>8407845
Wait you sound like human i see few days ago???
I thinked you were Mr Mime until scream???
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>>8407922
>Face-scrub Faildaughter: get mad
Not you, dammit, The OTHER Frankie F!
You I didn't have a problem with until you mouthed off, you're not a fucking criminal like he is!
>>8407885
Well they MESSED UP! He's a murdering, truck-robbing rapist who even fooled the Fuschia cops!
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today seems to be a nice day, nothing is->>8407845
>shivers come down to his spine for some reason
what was that!?
it was like i felt a demon or something
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>>8407845
>>8407973
No records of these claims could be found on my database.
Please provide proof so I can update accordingly.
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>>8408008
>Waxing Witch: narcissistic reeee-ing
His fucking Ninetales KILLS PEOPLE. I found two scorchmarks in his neighborhood, you know what they had in them? BONE.
HIS TEAM ROBBED a truck in Fuschia in BROAD DAYLIGHT. That's when he fled the Region!
And he does UNSPEAKABLE THINGS with at least one of his Pokemon!
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>>8407932
Certainly. What's your favorite kind of bagel?
.... I'm not sure most Mr Mimes would appreciate the comparison. I think her hair looks more like a Mime Jr, wouldn't you say?
>>8407973
I don't appreciate you discounting the skills of our psychic companions, but I could always have Zekrom read him. I'm sure he would enjoy discounting you.
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>>8407973
The only thing criminal about me are these criminally good chicken fingers I'm selling. Maybe a KFC chicken strip bucket will calm you down, lady.
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>>8408058
Ummm all baggels are good
Sesame seed is favorite tho where I meet to do thing and get bagle?
also i feel bad I compares scary lady to Mime but Mime being nice to birds
>>8408057
please no yell you break windowes like time I hit radio windowes and get cut up that was bad 100% not be recommended
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>>8408057
Interesting.
This information will be put to good use, I assure you.
>Update database entry for FRANCIS_F, adding the rant to the Notes section

May I also have your name?
If there is a reward for bringing this dangerous man to justice I want to make sure you are the one to receive it.
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i just woke up i had that feeling i hope nothing bad happens today
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>is sitting on a Chair casually by themselves
>Doggo Wheelchair on the other side of the room
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>>8408058
>Glitter Golem: sliver-of-rational-thought.exe has crashed.
I should have KNOWN you'd be no help.
You're just using him to do things YOU can't be CAUGHT with, aren't you?
>>8408097
Go be useful and fry up >>8408134.
>>8408141
My name is Carmen Ferric. Please, bring him down!
I'm going to make a phone call...

>>8408166
>ring ring
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>>8408206
>he freaks out because his phone starts ringing
hello?
>"oh god, please don't be who i think it is"
who is it?
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>>8408206
Thank you for your assistance.
Mr.Francis and those helping him will get what they deserve, I assure you.
>New database entry for CARMEN_FERRIC
>Human is clearly mentally unstable, perhaps we can use her in some way
>Save changes to database and create a new backup
>Activate audio recorder and listen in on call
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>>8408206
Lady, I'm not suicidal enough for that.
>Francis worries the gem piercing in his tongue as he thinks
How about you grab the bird and I'll cook it for you?
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>>8408134
I know a bagel shop on 4th street. You can come with me if you want - it'll be easier to avoid the new laws that way.
>>8408206
Things I can't be caught with? Do be more specific.
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>>8408255
>Pedicure Predator: put on the sickly-sweet voice
Hi there, sweetie, it's Carmen~
I'm just having the worst day, my brother's boss doesn't care about his extensive criminal record and won't tell me anything.
I'm so frustrated, Say, you wouldn't happen to be able to look up a 'Francis Ferric" online, would you? Be an extra set of eyes?
Call me if you find anything, toodles~!
>>8408284
>Hook line and sinker.
>Thanks, Necrozma
I'd love to, sweetie~.
As soon as I see that little flying twerp, he's mine!
>>8408321
>Venom-spitting "vixen": spit venom.
Murder, kidnapping, grand theft. You know, the typical things that people who employ wanted felons have them do.
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>>8408170
>Vapey wanders by.
>Odds, she doesn't notice yet, as she's laser-focused on looking for Frankie's Pokedex
Good morning Shiny~
How are you?
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>>8408321
OK I at 4th street now
I up on light post where angery cafe lady broom and cat can't get me while i wait
Thank again salad man
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>>8408341
Lets see... Killing in self defense is perfectly legal, he has yet to participate in a kidnapping, and the grand theft was done by a Glaceon not actually owned by Frankie. However, an individual matching your description was reported as having been at the scene and hitting a cop. Are you sure you aren't the one who needs to be charged with Grand Theft?
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>>8408422
>Thanks Auto Update
I'm at the door. That's you on the leftmost lamppost, correct?
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>>8408428
>GetMeYourManager.exe has crashed.
>Incoherent shrieking
>Aaaaaand she's gone to go shit up someone else's day.
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>>8408440
>Birb: fly down, land on salad man shoulder
Yes it me
Castelias prettiest birb
I sorry Pidove you still cute but you kno it true
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>>8408341
sure, sweetie, i'll try, but he does seem to be a careful guy, becareful~
>"oh god what have i done to deserve this, damn you alcohol, and your beauty lies"
but, maybe you could take a break on your valiant quest so we could meet up,what about it
>"welp, i guess that's the best i can do to help that guy, she's been after him the whole time"
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>Error : New bread needed
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>>8408341
You sure you don't wanna get those bird strips before hunting down other Francis? Victory always tastes sweeter after eating KFC brand chicken strips
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>>8408458
Ouch. I didn't know humans could learn Boomburst.
>>8408469
Hopefully no one pays too much attention.
>The door to the shop is opened, and N hops into line. Roll to see if anyone pays attention to Plasma's leader/YouTube's biggest cover artist
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New thread, fresh bread:
>>8408542
>>8408542
>>8408542
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