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>>8389234
Sylveon!

>>8389216
aaag!

>FIRE BLAST

>>8389261
>heliolisk dodges the fire blast
>it returns fire with a thunderbolt!

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>>8389279
no not this time!

>fireblast

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>>8389234
Me-owth!

>>8389285
>misses all around
>heliolisk screeches and spreads its neck fins as it unleashes a thunderbolt!

>>8389299
>that was a mistake, seems going all angery caused it to shock itself instead!

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Lv 17 actually

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>>8389299
>>8389306
haha!
>big inhale
>fireblast

Does anyone know where I can get some good kung fu movies?

>>8389350
>The heliolisk goes down!
>Zorro gains 2520 experience points
>Lass sends out Delphox

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>>8389365
uh oh!
>fireblast em

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>>8389352
Piratebay, of course. Alternatively, movie4k.
Check out Kung Pow, it's pretty good.

>>8389407
>the Delphox does a little spin as it nimbly dodges the fire blast
>It uses calm mind!

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>>8389430
hey! stop that!

>fireblast

>>8389453
>Delphox redirects the fire blast with its wand!
>It uses Psychic in response!
+1 252 SpA Life Orb Delphox Psychic vs. 252 HP / 4 SpD Ninetales: 160-188 (55.5 - 65.2%) -- guaranteed 2HKO

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>>8389491
whaa!!!
>jumps out of the way
>fires another fireblast

>>8389501
>nobody can hit shit
>Delphox attempts a shadow ball this time!
+1 252 SpA Life Orb Delphox Shadow Ball vs. 252 HP / 4 SpD Ninetales: 95-112 (32.9 - 38.8%) -- 99.1% chance to 3HKO

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>>8389525
This is getting super stupid!

>angry fire blast

>>8389552
>somebody finally hit and it wasn't the delphox
252 SpA Ninetales Fire Blast vs. +1 4 HP / 0 SpD Delphox in Sun: 63-74 (30.4 - 35.7%) -- 39.2% chance to 3HKO

>It fires off its own fire blast
+1 252 SpA Life Orb Delphox Fire Blast vs. 252 HP / 4 SpD Ninetales in Sun: 146-172 (50.6 - 59.7%) -- guaranteed 2HKO

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>>8389567
haah! work on that blast!

>fireblast again.

>>8389585
>>8389567
>A rogue ball rolls onto the field, squeaking when it bumps into a rock

>>8389585
>same could be said to you
>>8389630
>delphox stares at the ball distracted for a turn

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>>8389667
Man i really am off to-

>>8389630
BALL
>pounce on ball

>>8389667
>Squeak
>>8389692
>Really dedicated to that dog shtick, kudos man
>The ball lets out a very loud squeak as it is pounced on
>It's an incredibly squishy rubber ball, probably very fun to chew on

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>>8389692
Zorro focus, battle time or do you want me to switch in?

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>>8389717
>squeak

>>8389726
oh i forgot!

>>8389667
>squeaky fireblast

>>8389742
>the delphox is hit by the fire blast
>it sends out it's own at the toy chewing fox

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BFFs

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>>8389759
haha!
>squeak
>fireblast

>>8389828
>delphox is now 1 hit from KO
>like a light breeze could come by and knock him out
>sluggishly the delphox attempts another fire blast

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>>8389861
Do you need eye glasses?
like this!
>fireblast

>>8389947
>distracted by your new squeaky ball it seems as the fireblast goes way off target
>delphox attempts yet another fire blast

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>>8390046
>aaag!
well finally....
>fireblast

>>8390074
>delphox goes down!
>Zorro gains 3600 experience points 6120 / 19,927 exp to level

>Lass sends out a Sylveon

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>>8390104
good choice!

>squeky fireblast

>>8390183
>The Sylveon smiles and uses calm mind

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>>8390204
aww man!
>deep inhale fireblast

>>8390220
>it hits!
252 SpA Ninetales Fire Blast vs. +1 252 HP / 0 SpD Sylveon in Sun: 100-118 (35.9 - 42.4%) -- 92.6% chance to 3HKO after Leftovers recovery

>Sylveon uses Psyshock
+1 4 SpA Sylveon Psyshock vs. 252 HP / 0 Def Ninetales: 73-87 (25.3 - 30.2%) -- guaranteed 4HKO

>it gains health from its leftovers (68/100% remains)

>>8390255
>it backfires and damages itself instead
+1 4 SpA Sylveon Psyshock vs. 252 HP / 252+ Def Sylveon: 63-75 (22.6 - 26.9%) -- possible 5HKO after Leftovers recovery

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>>8390255
>>8390268
wow.

>dumbfounded fireblast

>>8390373
>it misses
>Sylveon uses Wish

>>8389789
Now kiss

>>8390377
>dubs fail, you didn't wish hard enough

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>>8390377
>>8390518
haha!
>fireblast

>>8390564
>It's hit with the fireblast
>sylveon tries to wish again

>they regain health from leftovers (12/100%)

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>>8390579
no you can not heal!

>fireblast

>>8390597
>sylveon uses protect on a fireblast that missed
>it is healed by wish and leftovers (68/100%)

(would people mind if i played a nonpokemon robot?)

>>8390814
(Dare i say Clembot?)

>>8390814
(id probably just mainly use it for shitposting or interacting with characters i dont normally interact with. also no lasers or anything probably)

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>>8389234
Shinx!

>>8390814
(i would also like to know this because i was planning on maybe doing some things but don't want everyone to bite my head off for it.)

>>8390814
>>8390874
>>8390896
(Go ahead. As long as you can provide a solid reason for the character existing I don't care. Are you planning on using a generic robot or a robot from another series for a FC?)
>inb4 Optimus prime FC

>>8390907
(dunno if ill use a FC but i have one if i do need one)

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>>8390907
(so i wouldn't get the delet stick for playing a medabot? i've got most of the startup planned out and desu they're pretty weak in comparison to pokeys so murderfucker-ing wouldn't be an issue at all. not that i'd even go near that shit.)
>inb4 Rodimus Prime FC

>>8390948
(Alright, have fun with your robot dude.)
>>8390991
(As long as you make it clear it's a FC and not a crossover)
(Don't tempt me man.)
>Inb4 I make a Bluestreak FC character

>>8391019
(yeah yeah just a medabot-y robit no medaforce shenanigans or anything like that. developed in universe with current tech etc. would open some doors for plot things maybe who knows.)
(feel free to yell at me if i do some dumb shit.)
>inb5 someone plays the sentient boombox and shitposts people with music

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>>8390991
(well now that we know that you'll be playing i now you won't be delet)
(i mean i did get a bunch of reds of different sentais for FC, so it's good)

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>>8390607
aww man

>fireblast

>>8391089
(I think you'll be fine, but can do. I'll let you know if you do something potentially fugged up.)
>Inb4 the boom box is Blaster instead of Soundwave

>>8391108
>sylveon is hit and uses wish again
>it heals from leftovers (36/100%)

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>Frankie : wake up (read: finally be able to RP)
I... I feel a great disturbance in the world.
Like a million manicured nails dragged across a chalkboard at once, and suddenly fell silent.

>Vapey: look over
ok what the heck
its too early to be being cryptic
just sayin
so let's see where the others are ok?
>>8391089
(But Anon, shitposting people with music is a time-honored gimmick. Even Necrozma's gotten in on it.)

Sup /par/
I got a little problem. My friend was a Bug Catcher as a kid, and I met back up with him.
Turns out he's gotten into homebrewing and distilling, and has a bunch of Schuckles helping him out.
Just, uh, from a legal perspective, how fucked is he if the police drop by?

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>>8390440
It'll happen in its own time eventually

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>>8391379
I don't recall any laws against using Shuckles for alcoholic distilling, as along as it's done in a non abusive manner. However, a license may be necessary. I'm not up to date on this, my apologies

>>8391420
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>>8391420
>>8391473
Is this... binary coding?

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>>8391420
>>8391473
Hello.
Why are you communicating in hexadecimal?

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>>8391193
STAHP!

>fireblast

>>8391471
I hung out with him for a few days, the Shuckles seem happy and healthy to me. I just don't want to see him get locked up or lose his Trainer's license over his hobby, you know?

>>8391557
>healed by wish
>Sylveon dodges the fire blast and unleashes a psyshock

>healed by leftovers (94/100%)

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>>8391568
da-
>ko'd
>squeak

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>>8391558
Understandable. I believe the laws vary by region, being at their laxest in Orre, Almia, and Unova. Hopefully that information helps?

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>>8391568
And this is why you don't just load up on 4 attack movies

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>>8391586
>hop in front of Zorro
You'll pay for that!
>hyper voice

>>8391611
>fucking yell in a bad way that hurts ourselves
252+ SpA Choice Specs Pixilate Sylveon Hyper Voice vs. 252 HP / 0 SpD Sylveon: 133-157 (52.9 - 62.5%) -- guaranteed 2HKO

>The other sylveon uses Hyper Voice
+1 4 SpA Pixilate Sylveon Hyper Voice vs. 252 HP / 0 SpD Sylveon: 120-142 (47.8 - 56.5%) -- 85.9% chance to 2HKO

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>>8391586
>Frankie: run over
>Watch fight
>Pokecenter time is soon

>>8391603
>Vapey sighs.
It can work sometimes
Just not all the time

>>8391640
>KO'ed
>Lass looks upon the pair with pity and goes to give them a revive but notices >>8391648

Are you their trainer?

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>>8391664
>Frankie: nod
Yeah, I am.
They bounced back from jet-lag faster than I did and went looking for a battle, I'm sorry I wasn't there at the start...

>Vapey: pass the meds as Frankie applies them
Heck of a start
Kalos doesn't mess around I guess

>>8391473
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>>8391720
I'll let you take care of them then unless your Vaporeon wants to finish out this battle?

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>>8391752
>Franie and Vapey both shake their heads.
She's not a pushover, but she's also not, er, fighting on the same level as the rest of the team.
>Revives and Potions applied!
By the way, name's Frankie. I'm new in town. And, er, new to Kalos as well.

>Vapey: poke Frankie
Zorro and Sylvie going to be ok?
They're tough but I get worried

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>>8391750
Let's see... I'm a bit rusty on my coding but.....
.... oh. That's rude. Sorry for not being that variety of nerd, I suppose.

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>>8391750
Yes.
Although it is not a very secure way of transmitting text messages.
Try this.

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>>8391796
>pride hurt
i am fine!

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>>8391750
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>stuntbro wakes up with a headache
ughh what did a do yesterday?
>there is a woman on his bed with him her face is covered by her hair
oh yeah, i kinda remember now
it was pretty great
i'll won't wake her up yet
>he goes to feed take a shower and feed his lilipup

>>8391796
>she revives her team then offers a handshake
It's nice to meet you Frankie, welcome to the region. How have you found it so far?

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>>8391849
It is an old, insecure hash algorithm known as MD5.
I do not recommend using it for any kind of encryption.

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>>8391836
>Vapey: pat Zorro
Thank goodness
I guess you just got unlucky there huh

>>8391872
>Frankie: grin
I've only been here a few days. I'm originally from Kanto, but moved first to Unova and now here due to new employment.
I wonder if there's a good job board here, I might need to freelance until my job comes through with new orders.

(fucking nvm rping this char rn too much shit going on)

>>8391957
(Alright man, hope shit clams down for you.)

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>>8391836
>snicker a bit
Yeah you are. Look at the bright side you did better than I did.

>>8392011
>clams down
(shit. Time to change my last name to Peixes, I guess.)

>>8391867
>Mascara Monster: wake up, silently shower and (over)apply makeup
>Next stop, Amistar City!

>>8391931
>she puts a hand on her chin
Hmmm well I can't think of any freelance stuff we have around here but you could try that new Cata-list thing that popped up recently on the net.

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>>8392054
>she's not as pretty as you remember yesterday
>"fuck, fuck, fuck"
>triest to keep his cool
hey babe, how are you doing?
>feeds the lillipup

>>8392148
Pretty good, thanks cutie~
I've got a job to do, though, and my friends back in Kanto wired me some extra money.
I need to save some Pokemon from my good-for-nothing brother...
I wish I could stay longer~
Maybe on my way back~?
>Carmen the Charmless hands over her phone number!
>Thanks~

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>>8392028

why am i fucking alive

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>>8392176
>Carmen the Charmless hands over her phone number!
yeah, sure babe i'll miss you
good luck~
i'll miss you~
>tries to roll with it
>at least the sex wasn't that bad
>i think
bye bye cutie pie~
>there is a huge pile of pokemon food for his lillipup

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>>8392120
>Frankie: nod.
Hmm. I didn't know we branched out into Kalos already.
I'm a Catalyst member, actually. I'm no Admin or high-ranking researcher, but they're a good group to work for.

>Vapey: poke Frankie again
Frankie, don't say why we left Unova you nerd

>Frankie nods.
I won't, Vapey, I'm not that silly.

>>8392240
(I don't know. Who's alive, and what's the point to fucking him.)

whats the best way to kill myself

>>8392271
With my dik

So, in relative terms...
How safe is sex with a ninjask?
At full speed.

>>8392271
Are you looking for very painful or painless?

>>8392271
Grab a cleaver, bumrush the radio station in east Virbank and try to high score in melee before you go down.

>>8392271
Depends. What are your qualifiers? Pain endured? Effectiveness? What's the 'best'?

>>8392246
>she laughs a bit
Oh yeah only reason I know about it is some friends linked me this one job of some guy that I hope was a joke, he wanted somebody to come sex up his plush for a looot of money. But that's cool you're a member of Catalyst, do they pay well?

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>>8392292
Well.... which orifice do you plan on penetrating?

>>8392292
Pokephilianon here. I assume you want to be on top. Size difference is a danger to a smaller partner being penetrated, and full-speed means you both might get hurt whatever the, ahem, configuration.
Canned advice here, take it slow and build speed from there, and stop if either of you feels like it's not working out.

>>8392354
>Vapey chimes in!
Oh yeah they pay great
Especially for Frankie's skills
We need more out and about jobs
Less dumb paperwork please

>Frankie pets the pupper.
Alright, Vapey. I'll take more field work, less deskwork.
Ahem.
I'm, er, actually a semi-competent Pokeglot, and I'm decent at doing field work.
Spent too much time on desk duty at my last post. Hoping to change that.
And yeah, that plush thing was a total joke post.

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>>8392438
( Fug, image fail, drink, etc. )

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Breaking news, assholes.
New Castelia police chief Hugo Gunderson, pic unfortunately related, basically said he wants to shut down cata-list in the Unova region because of alleged misuse of the service.
Seriously, this guy's got it out for the group, his logic's basically "hookers might use it therefore kill it now forever"

>>8392438
I suppose that explains why it seemed like you could understand your Vaporeon, I'm sure since you can understand Pokemon like that you could probably offer to translate for people or something like that in the meantime.

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>>8392502
NOOOOOOOOOO MY WEIRD JOBS

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>>8392526
>Frankie: grin.
I'm not sure if that's something people would be interested in, but it's worth a shot. Back in Kanto people thought I was BS'ing a lot.
>Cata-list listing up!

>Vapey: giggle
We should totally meet people at a cafe for that
Classier than the hotel room

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Gonna doodle for a bit. Anyone got any ideas?

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>>8392502
>Message sent to Hugo Gunderson
>Do not involve yourself with Cata-list or suffer the consequences
>They are under our protection for the time being

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>he just got the number phone of that womant that could've been mistaken by a clown
well i guess i got a number from her
i need to stop drinking

>>8392825
You and an eevee fighting over a donut

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>>8392825
I ask protest art of grave injsutice
Police Fatterson immediate domain my floor baggle
He not even eat it
Draw hungry bird pls to rais awareness of anti birb seniment

>>8392502
Christ, what an asshole

#GiveUsJiji

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>>8392937
>Send coupon for 1x Free Bagel

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>>8393401
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>>8393401
48 65 6c 6c 6f 20 61 67 61 69 6e 2e

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>>8392854

>>8393430
>>8393448
68 65 79 20 63 75 74 69 65 73 0d 0a 3e 72 6f 6c 6c 20 74 6f 20 66 69 72 74

>>8392801
Nah I'm sure there's plenty of people who would be interested, I've often wondered what my pokemon are saying but I gotta run, good luck!

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>>8393488
>>8393448
>>8393430
>>8393401

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>>8393488
2e27ab69d034591e1470fee4eca1e616

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>>8393488
>VISIBLE CONFUSION

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>>8393488
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>>8393556
>>8393584
>>8393585
73 74 69 6c 6c 20 67 6f 74 20 69 74

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>>8393647
49 46 20 55 20 57 41 4e 4e 41 20 47 45 54 20 49 54 20 52 4f 4c 4c 20 4f 56 45 52 20 46 41 4d

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why is everyone talkin in with numbers and letters right now?

>>8391957
>t. attention whore

>>8393711
I'm checkin those digits.

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>>8393647
49 27 6c 6c 20 70 65 6e 65 74 72 61 74 65 20 79 6f 75 72 20 6e 65 74 77 6f 72 6b 20 70 6f 72 74 73 20 61 6e 79 74 69 6d 65 2e

>>8393711
Because robits

>UNIT ONE: CAMERAS BROKEN
>SELFIES: IMPOSSIBLE
>VISION: BORKED
>>8393711
BEST FORM OF COMMUNICATION

>>8393708
67 61 79 0d 0a
>>8393801
68 65 79 20 79 6f 75 20 62 65 74 74 65 72 20 62 75 79 20 6d 65 20 64 69 6e 6e 65 72 20 66 69 72 73 74 20

>>8393711
Fuck if I know, buddy.
I'm guessing it's Porygons or something.
Anyway, someone know how to get an investigator to look into weird shit?
I heard there's an honest-to-Arceus Pokeglot advertising on cata-list, but I'm pretty sure he's full of Grumpig shit. how do you even check if that's legit?

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>>8393804
huh, all these robots i never seen a real robots
>>8393830
if you say so
>>8393844
hell if i know man
>>8393743
(it's not even that impressive of a get compared to other gets here)

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>>8393843
>Pizza ordered and on it's way to your location
I hope this will suffice.

>>8392365
Actually, she wants to be on top, and I'm fine with that. Both of us are worried about something tearing with her at full throttle.
She has a bit of a problem with pacing herself around me. I understand, since I'm a very slow, clumsy hulk compared to her.
Both of us have been looking forward to it for a while.
Lots of lubrication could help, right?

>>8392355
In more gentle terms, reproductive.

>>8393922
77 61 69 74 20 77 68 0d 0a 77 61 69 74 20 74 65 6c 6c 20 6d 65 20 77 68 65 72 65 20 74 68 65 20 66 75 63 6b 20 6d 79 20 6c 61 62 20 69 73 20 75 6e 64 65 72

>>8393913
-- --- .-. ... . / ... ..- .--. . .-. .. --- .-. .-.-.- / --- - .... . .-. / ..-. --- .-. -- ... / --- ..-. / -.-. --- -- -- ..- -. .. -.-. .- - .. --- -. / -....- / .. -. ..-. . .-. .. --- .-. .-.-.-
>UNIT ONE: ATTEMPT TO MAKE WAY INTO LAB WITHOUT VISION

>Somewhere in Kalos, a manicured lady with tasteless makeup gets off a plane.
Kalos is so... stylish.
I'm coming, Frankiiiie~
>Rolling for investigation. Need dubs to realize the current lead's a red herring.

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>>8394089
u wot m8?

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>>8394042
>Cyberjump out of device
Hello there.
Where are we? Your pizza should arrive soon.

>>8394089
You seem to be malfunctioning, clearly communicating through cryptographic algorithms is superior.

>>8394174
Ambrettefag here, somebody's talking in code.
Anyway, nice outfit.

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>>8394089
59 4f 55 27 52 45 20 43 4c 45 41 52 4c 59 20 4d 41 4c 46 55 4e 43 54 49 4f 4e 49 4e 47

>>8393844
You can't really

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>>8394217
it comes with the job

Hey anyone know where I can get a katana cheap?

>>8394174
YES?
>>8394188
INCORRECT. MORSE IS THE SUPERIOR COMMUNICATION METHOD.
THE ONLY MALFUNCTION OF MINE IS A PROXIMITY BASED HEATING ONE.

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>>8394296
maybe i do maybe i don't

>>8394296
They usually have some in shopping malls.

>>8394273
Nice. Show business, huh?
Probably more exciting than being an aquarium technician like me. At least it's stable and pays better than the culinary war-crime that is the local Kalosian Fried Chikken franchise.

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>>8394296
Define "cheap".

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>>8394310
Come on, bro.
>>8394321
Really?

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>>8394296
Blunt force trauma weapons are superior and less prone to breaking the minute you mistime a swing and hit something more solid than cartilage.

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>>8394377
nah i'm just messing with you, i only have prop weapons
i guess it possible to kill someone with that i guess
>>8394330
yeah, i mean i'm a stuntman, so if i screw up badly i could never be able to work again
>>8394307
i dunno what you were saying earlier

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>>8394368
Anything within range of 100 to 2000 Unovan dollars?
>>8394399
My katana vs your blunt thing, dork.
>>8394468
Boring. You in any movies?

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>>8394307
You are wrong.
You require an immediate diagnostic to find the error that's causing you to say such incorrect things.

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>>8394485
I could make you something nice for around a grand, if you want.

>>8394468
Shit, man. My job, I'd get let go if I couldn't dive.
You at least got insurance in case something goes colossally wrong?
That or some cash stashed away?

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>>8394505
Hey!
>change pory's resolution to 144p

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>>8394485
I'll have to decline, brawling means police and police mean paperwork.
I already lucked out at least twice on the front, so I'm not going to throw the dice over petty banter.

i want skitts to cuck me

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>>8394485
well i've been more in shows since despite they giving less money it's more consistent payrolls
>>8394555
there is insurance for in case i get severe injuries but i do save a good ammount of money just in case

>>8394468
"MORSE IS THE SUPERIOR FORM OF COMMUNICATION"
>>8394505
OR PERHAPS YOU ARE WRONG
IT SEEMS AS THOUGH YOU ARE THE MALFUNCTIONING ONE

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>>8394588
That is a very interesting statement, mister... Hmm. Your last name isn't in my records.
Virbank City Precinct Command, we have an assault suspect at the East Virbank radio station. Target is presumed armed and dangerous.

>>8394670
fuck off

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>>8394639
(Wait what. Who even...? )

>>8394670
>Roll to brick

>>8394670
>roll to kiss

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>>8394569
>>8394644
>A critical error has occurred
>Porygrunt #9237 has stopped responding
>Electronic screeching noises

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>>8394670
Sir, we're on route but we need more intel. Height, weight, victim's location?

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>>8394733
woppsie!

>>8394741
>>8394670
You can't arrest someone for saying shit you fucking mong.

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>>8394644
superior for you
we are not in war anymore

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>>8394741
He's the secondary Catalyst Radio host, and he's bragging about evading prosecution for two instances of brawling. Hurry it up.

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...and a friendly reminder to keep your pokemon close to you at all times until the mayor and police chief come to their senses and repeal the ordinance. This is Catalyst Radio (YEAH)

>>8394670
>"Wait what"

>>8394788
No proof.
No warrants.
Get fucked, porker.

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>>8394788
Umm... sir?
If we arrested everyone who bragged about fighting then half of Unova's teenage boys would be in prison.
>>8394773
Uncouth language aside, this man's right.

Chief, all we can do is talk with the guy. That's it.

>>8394733
SEE? YOU ARE THE MALFUNCTIONING ONE.
DO YOU REQUIRE ASSISTANCE?

>>8394788
>roll to dunk a bucket of pigs blood on

now the outside matches the inside porky

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>>8394838
>>8394788
I do believe that's my employee you are considering harassing. Are we going to have a problem, sir?

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>>8394670
>B R I C K
>R
>I
>C
>K

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>>8394766
>Reboot successful
...Please do not do that again.

>>8394788
>Resend message
>Do not interfere with Cata-list
>You will regret it

>>8394861
Do not mock me, one with inferior opinions.

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>>8394895
Not today, Mr. "I run the Unovan Rocket", but don't expect me to be as easy to compromise as my predecessor.
>>8394936
A threat? Really? You know what the penalty for threatening a member of law enforcement is, boyo?

>>8394935
>>8394873
>>8394698
>>8394723
> He's inside and away from windows.
> Not exposed to bricks and other shenanigans
> Yet

>>8395057
kys pig

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>>8395057
-

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>>8395015
Insects have no breasts.
This depiction has no taste.
Learn anatomy.

>>8395057
Turn and walk away.
While you may yet wage your war,.
This battle is lost.

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>>8395015
>>8395121
what the fuck?
stop it

>>8395121
>ANTHRO

>>8395057
Roll for shoddy construction

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>>8395057
Permission to speak freely, sir?
There's nothing here to prosecute.
I'm going back to patrol.

man these threads went to shit

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>>8395057
>We are well aware
>You clearly are not aware of who you are dealing with here
>Do not make me come there myself

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>>8395015
>>8395121
>"That was completely unnecessary"

>>8395057
You aren't even a 1% of your predecessor.

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>>8395234
(we were always shit tho)

>>8395176
My friend, do you know a way to get something imported from Unova without disclosing what it is on the outside of the box? I din't care if it gets inspected by customs, just not by my nosy neighbors.

>>8395289
I am shit

>>8395293
Okay but why.
Also I think you MIGHT be posting in the wrong thread
>>8334859

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>>8395057
I don't consider that a fair comparison, considering our conflicting ideals.
... and measure of success. Plasma has actually succeeded in their goals, to varying degrees.

dog faced serperior when

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>>8395382
>>8394895
>>8394694

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>>8395280
Mind if I grab the mic?
I just finished talking with the cops. They agreed that my least civil boast is the same one that every loudmouthed roughneck in the south-central Unova area makes, and while uncouth it's not actionable in a vacuum.

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>>8395297
i dunno, ask for the owners to wrap the box in something to hide it
>>8395322
(you're not shit in my eyes anon)

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>>8395460
All yours.
...did the cops notice anything out of place?

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>>8395436
Get this shit out of here.

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>>8395382
Your success is the reason my department's investigating Thorpe. He was seen drinking with one your Admins, and we believe he was associated with a political assassin during the end of the first Unovan revolt.

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...My coppah sense is tinglin'

>>8395530
Someone needs to "Associate" you with the pointy end of a knife.

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>>8395530

>>8395486
Thank you, my friend.
I'm a hobbyist chef, but unfortunately a few of my peers think fusion cuisine is the devil.

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>>8395530
My admins go drinking all the time, but i can assure you they leave work at work. Tell me.... what bar were they seen at?

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>>8395621

>Sends Siebold kid cuisine via pelipper post

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>>8395530
>Very well, ignore my warnings at your own peril
>Soon
>Send logs of conversation and recent events to Shiny Porygon Z
>Encrypted, of course

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>>8395599
fusion cuisine?
never heard of that, sounds intersting

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>>8395621
That's classified, I'm not revealing information relating to an ongoing investigation. Good day.
>click

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>>8395729
>Siebold hisses and swings a cast iron pan at the Pelipper
GET THIS GARBAGE OUT OF HERE

>>8395621
Some gay stripclub.

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>>8395747

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>>8395769
>uses emails on pron sites

>>8395747
It's the use of techniques and ingredients from multiple culinary traditions in a single dish, course, or meal.
I managed a Hoennese-Orrean blend once that turned out pretty well.
It's pretty good, although it can be trial-and-error and it tends to irk snobbish purist chefs.

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>>8395769
>ORDERS A TRUCKLOAD OF PIZZA LUNCHABLES TO SIEBLODS RESTAURANT

>CAPTCHA: TRUCK DRIVE

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>>8395824
>"you are already registered for this site"

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>>8395879

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>>8395873
GARBAGE
.... wait
>Siebold distributes the lunchables to the poor for tax reductions

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>>8395849
nice sounds intersting
would try your cuisine

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>>8389292

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This is why I don't brag about the people I've killed, some asshat pig will start spouting shit

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>>8395943

>>8395943
Bulgogi tacos are pretty good. I'll cook some up if you're in Ambrette or I end up in Unova.

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>>8395879
uuhh,...
hmmm.
>stumped

>>8396026
hey you!
>turns mouse acceleration all the way up

>>8395933
What's your opinion on fusion cuisine, Siebold?
Are you a Kalosian purist, or open to more experimental dishes?

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>>8396033
NICE, if i go to i am in sounds like a plan if i ever get lots of free time i'll go to there and have some of your food

New rule.

Every number that comes from a dice roll in discord is the amount of people Turts has driven off.

Hi there /par/~!
Is there anyone here from the Amistar area here?
I think I got lost looking for 3rd and E, I can't find the streets on my map.

>>8396239
Good rule.

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>>8396147
I am open to fusion cuisine, when done right, but I don't serve them at my restaurant unless I'm certain about the dish in question.

>>8396239
i mean essentially

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>>8396285
-

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>>8396242
never heard of amistar
where is it?

shelldon is for never being loved

>>8396285
I totally understand.
I always try out a dish first before serving it to someone else, and I don't even have a reputation at stake except as "that guy at work who can cook well."

>>8396322
It's in Kalos, sweetie~
I'm chasing a very, very bad person down, and I head they were here.
The locals keep laughing at me when i ask for directions to 3rd and E, though. Snobs.

>>8396239
>not wanting to rape turts
Degenerate

>>8396441
>wanting to be anywhere near turts
Why

>Roll to report the crazy mascera stalker to the cops.

>>8396465
Why not?

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>>8396368
>oh... it's her
>thinking: "fuck, fuck, fuck not her"
o-oh hello baby, how's things going
have safety with the cars i think

>>8396476
Because hes a weirdo

bones is for sexualizing

sniffers is for rape

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Roll for a dangeruse stab on Turts

>>8396536
This is true, yes.

>>8396508
I... I think someone gave me bad directions!
The nerve!
Sweetie, I am absolutely furious with whoever set me on a wild chase.
I can't find my good-for-nothing brother, he isn't in this useless town!
I'll have to check around to see if I can find him...
>Investigation time!

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>>8396339
Ah. I often offer new dishes to those who visit my room, or my Pokémon, during dry spells.
What was your most recent dish?

>>8396589
It was, strange as it is, Gateon-style tacos with Hoennese bulgogi. I thought it was a wild idea, but it worked out.
I'm going to see if I can use Unovan spices to put a twist on traditional Kalosian seafood.
Hey, even if a kitchen experiment doesn't work out, it's still better than "Kalosian Fried Chikken", which doesn't deserve the Regional name.

>>8396520
>not wanting to rape the easily flustered
>doesn't mind being bottom bitch
>has secret kinks no-one knows about turtle?

Fucking Degenerate
Perfect Boy Pussy If You Ask Me

>>8396693
dude literlly fuckig stop

>>8396711
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fuck these threads
bye

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>>8396578
oh no the nerve of them! how rude to such a lady
>"did i really say that"
sorry that i can't help

>>8396693
Yeah no he's nasty.

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>>8396777
(Bro, who is this? Giving you the benefit of the doubt for not just being a shitposter, but I kinda need to know who you are.)

>>8396784
It's okay. I have a lead now, I found some suspicious cata-list pages to chase down.
>Investigation continues, time to go to Lumiose.

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>>8396777
>777
>Hold on senpai I got a thing for you
>Payday: apply directly to the anon

>>8396820
(Tired of all this shitposting. )

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>>8396835
good luck, baby
>"poor guy who ever he is, i'm sorry to be saying good luck"

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>>8396908
(Hey man, I get it, I just like... wanna know who you are. You could also come into the Discord if you wanna talk about it)

hateboner here
whats a good way to kill myself i havent even posted today

>>8397010
sept 8s senpai

>>8397010
You look'n for real painful or painless?

>>8397034
yes
>>8397052
kill me

>>8397102
Painful it is
>Use fire

new thread

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>>8397229
(not yet anon, be patient)

>>8397229
In 8 more posts mate

>>8397246
touch buty

i want to see jiji covered in wak goo

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>>8396681
Hmm... sounds promising. I would suggest the spices used in the northern regions... what is the town name? The old town?
Don't get me started on KFC, it is tied with McGhetsis for pure garbage.

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(no, anon pls)

>>8389234
I prefer the sassy meow

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>>8397359
>>8397303
(forgot to reply i'm dumb)

i want skitts to shit on my face