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Who's your favorite dog?
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>>8368143
My dog.
>>8368138
>Follow him out.
>Observe quietly.
>>8367983
Good luck. I would suggest releasing the Gengar afterwards, or working on gaining the Gengar's respect if you still wish to keep it's company.
>>8368143
Anomalesia is the best "dog", if he counts.
>N runs his fingers through the fur on the sleeping Silvally's neck
>>8368155
>Francis can't aim worth shit
>The biscuit ricochets off the wall and hits him in the face
>His nose is now bleeding
>>8368143
My Midnight Lycanroc, recently renamed to Scarlet.
>>8368138
I'm disappointed but not surprised to hear about a brick fight.
As for the phone, it mans my friend doesn't trust my replacement with a direct line to me in my retirement.
That's concerning ,given that I don't know who it is. My cell signal only just came back on, and I've been trying to relax.
>>8368191
>roll to poke prostate
(Threadposters if you are here, I have a question to ask to find out whether I am just being a shit or not by trying to solve a problem that only affects and is a problem to me)
(What are your guys opinions on the amount of characters and groups)
(Because to me it just seems as if it has gotten to the point where it is extremely hard to keep track of shit like who is where and what is going on because of the amount)
>>8368219
>Roll to X-Scissor the Prostate Poking Perpetrator.
i miss my home
>>8368219
>Dunno how you expect to do that, considering he's wearing pants, so I'll just say you groped his ass
>He flinches and shifts away from the hand
Please don't
>>8368282
Where is that?
>>8368288
itisnthere
i dont want to be here
>>8368241
The nation of Africa lends you it's power!
>>8368185
>>8368207
That's... concerning. I can't say I pay enough attention to know who your replacement is but my... friend... here might know.
>An eyebrow is cocked at the detective
>>8368301
Where's "here"?
>>8368226
Maaaybe I did, maybe I didn't. Depends. What's happening if I did?
>>8368288
N IS A BIG FAT NERD WHO KISSES HIS POKEMON ON THE MOUTH
>>8368301
.... I can't help you if I don't know where "here" is.
>>8368349
You wanna go, fruitcake? Square up, I'll square you up.
>>8368345
That is entirely false on two accounts. Firstly - I own no Pokemon, but do have Pokemon companions who stay with me. Secondly - I have kissed exactly one thing living or not in my entire life, and he was most certainly not a Pokemon.
>>8368207
>>8368323
The guy that looks like he eats Grumpig for a living?
>>8368339
No witnesses. None.
That's unless a kindly gift, clouds your memory.
>The Greninja holds out a wad of Unovan bills.
>>8368371
Do you have a single fact to back that up?
>>8368378
>>8368323
I know one guy who meets that description.
Just break the bad news to me now, is it Hugo Gunderson?
He was a long-shot for the job and I'm pretty sure he's going to try some Tauros shit while in office.
>>8368410
Hugo, that's his name.
Partial to calling him bacon bits myself.
>>8368437
How's about you lick my tailhole, retardo.
>>8368394
Hmmmm.... Ah, wait. My first kiss happened near a Daycare in Hoenn. It would have been caught on the Daycare's security cameras.
>Uploaded GladioNkiss.mp4
>>8368399
Can you describe where you are?
>>8368437
(Who'd he drive away? I kinda thought this was Zorro's Fennekin, I'll stop responding after this post. Probably.)
8368450
ok nevermind no more yous for you emrys
im going to bed
>>8368410
>>8368443
>A chuckle is muffled by Hilbert's glove in an attempt to not laugh at "bacon bits"
So... I take it this is bad?
(Hey I've been wanting to make a new character for a bit. Any ideas for what I could do with them?)
>>8368453
theres s ssssooo much snow
its cold
>>8368381
Nice. Alright, no witnesses.
>>8368489
(I could probably give you a better suggestion if I knew the general premise for the character, but I would suggest maybe hopping into Alola and interacting with the characters there. Sun isn't doing anything if you want to bug him. )
>>8368489
(Tinfoil hat tier crazy conspiracy theorist)
>>8368443
>>8368479
Yeah. Guy was always a desk-jockey, has a reputation for holding grudges.
I can't honestly say I know what side of the popular revolt he was on, except that he's too round to have taken to the field.
I'd expect personally or politically motivated investigations from him, possibly some crackdowns trying to prove that he's a big man.
He may look like a Grumpig, but he's gotten as far as he has by being a showman and decent manipulator.
>>8368510
You have chosen well.
Fair winds and pleasant tides, friend.
I was never here.
>The Greninja darts off, leaving Flare Grunt with the cash.
>>8368504
.... are you in a cavern or outside?
>>8368453
WRONG
>>8368479
>>8368515
Fantastic. Any suggestions for anything I could do, sir?
...Do I even call you sir at this point?
>>8368545
N is a slut for pokemon and everyone knows it
>>8368543
outside
>>8368545
I don't know how you got this, but you don't know Pokemon behavior very well if you think that counts as a kiss. It's grooming.
>>8368566
Except that is wrong as well, considering I'm a virgin.
(Enjoy your last (You)s. I'm not going to respond to this shit anymore. )
>>8368571
By any chance are you at Snowpoint?
>>8368563
I no longer hold any formal authority, Officer.
Just call me Tom, or Mr. Thorpe if that's more comfortable for you.
If you could, though, keep tabs on anything unusual that Mr. Gunderson does. If he tries to gut Internal Affairs or pushes investigations that seem fruitless or random, that's a red flag.
>>8368613
>Hilbert: listen in, since this isn't you area of expertise anyway
>>8368613
I can do that, Tom. I take it the number your Greninja friend handed me is yours?
Don't ask me how I puzzled that together.
>>8368637
Yep. I'm glad you were able to see through his disguise so quickly, to be honest. It means you're more observant than the most of the general population and a fair share of the boys on patrol.
Give me a heads-up if you find anything you feel warrants raising an alarm over, Officer. I have full confidence in your judgment.
>>8368571
Snow, outside...
You on a mountain, or lower down? Out in the backwoods, or in a town?
>>8368685
Haha, just a good eye I suppose.
I'll be in touch then. If I'm not then sip a martini for me. I take it you'll want to get going now?
(person doing that gigalith plot here im dropping the thing feel free to capture the trainer or whatever sorry)
>>8368670
(I'm going to be headed to bed, but feel free to have your character order a pizza from Sun when I get back or something)
>>8368752
(Alright. Just curious, but what were you going to do with it?)
>>8368732
Also a solid observation, Detective.
The stakeouts of my early career are catching up with me, as are my age and choice of beverage for the evening.
Take care and stay safe.
>click.
>>8368798
>Unnamed Detective sees himself out because I have to be up early.
>>8368752
( Charlie the Ambiguously Irish Grunt here. I understand if you feel the plot's been sidelined or if you just want a break. I was intrigued though, it looked like it might be a false alarm or a distraction which could be interesting. )
All rise for the honorable judge Florges in the case of shitpost lord Fennecute versus the nation of Syria
>>8368835
Mr. Fennecute, it says here that you are guilty of selling chemical weapons to Assad and also calling N a big fat nerd.
>>8368864
That I am, your honor. But I'd like to call to the stand a Mr. Razzle Dazzle as a character witness.
>>8368883
Mr. Razzle Dazzle, will you please tell us your reltion to Mr. Fennecute?
Why yes, Mr. Fennecute is my roommate.
>>8368893
Objection, your honor!
Mr. Razzle Dazzle and Mr. Fennecute are the same pokemon!
He can't call himself as a charcter witness.
>>8368911
Is tht so? Your honor I'd like to claim a mistrial on the grounds of doubles jeopardy.
If you convict me, you'll also be convicting Mr. Razzle Dazzle, who is also me.
>>8368932
make one more bump and im coming to your fucking house
yes hi helo??
I am feel uncomfortable when we are not about me?
>>8368932
I'm going to allow it, Mr. Fennecute you are free to go.
>>8368858
(Alright, I can understand that. Good luck if you try it again man.)
>>8368916
>>8368938
(We have no idea who the fuck this guy is. Sorry.)
>>8368945
Birdbrain, how often are we actually about you?
>>8368938
Do it you little nigger
I'll fuck you until you die
>>8368956
ummm i forget???
it ok though
i know i gret
i dont need hands to be handsom
>>8368956
>Swoop down and steal his hat.
Haha!
>>8368968
Wouldn't you just be wingsom-
>>8368980
YOU FUCKER
COME BACK HERE
>Rocket Grunt Robert sent out Weavile (Level 57, Adamant, 4 Hp 252 Atk 252 Spe)
>Weavile used Ice Shard!
>>8368956
I'll bend your dick until it breaks
>>8368994
>Fuck I wasn't expecting a battle.
>Gliscor drops the hat and fucks off.
>>8368994
it ok i still hot.
i ember cold bagles and they almost as good as fresh.
>roll to molest newly hatched pokemon
>>8369053
Yesssssss my precious.
>Robert cradles the hat in his arm, glaring at the retreating Gliscor
>>8369085
How the fuck
Shouldn't that shit just be a hot brick
Yo. Anyone know where a guy could get a cheapo hotel room in Sinnoh for an extended stay?
>>8369129
Sandgem Town or Oreburgh City!
>>8369125
maybe you just not heat yours enouhg
i eat because is bagle and is crime to waste bagl
it better than time once morning i couldn't a worm so i knock over spaghettis in some dirt
>>8369147
Hell yeah, that's real close to where I am.
Thanks, dude, I fuckin' owe you one.
>>8368453
(it is not me senpaifam)
>>8370344
(Zorro do you ever sleep? )
>>8369114
>Axe murders anon
>>8370880
(no i do not lol)
>>8370890
(Seriously? Wtf)
>>8370890
(O.O)
>wake up in camp and go look for berries for breakfast
>>8370890
(wish i could stay up that long anymore)
You all Are Faggots
( ‾ʖ̫‾)
>>8370899
>>8370905
(lol what?)
>>8370997
>sniffing around and digging a hole
You are up finally!
>>8370997
>return to camp disheartened at the lack of berries
>>8371043
>kiss the phox
Good morning! Whatcha diggin' for?
>>8371052
Food!
I am going to starve to death.
>return kiss to pinkdoge
>>8371065
What kind of food is underground.
>>8371074
I will let you know when i find some!
>digs deeper
>>8371085
>drag him out of the hole
Cmon help me look for berries
I've been working with a contact I made after selling my mystery dungeon items on a device that can locate mystery dungeons, it shouldn't be more than a few days before it's ready for a test run.
>>8371096
Aah but!
Where are berries found even?
>hungry tummy growls
>>8371133
Bushes and trees!
>look for dem berries with phoxbud
>>8371158
What do the bushes look like?
>sniff a nearby bush
>munch some of the leaves
>>8371251
>spits the leaves out
Looking for berries is super haaaard! Slugma was always good at this stuff.
>torch the bush
>>8371311
Oh god why zorro
>>8371471
Uuuhhh last time i torched a bush it made toasted berries!
>panic
UUUMMM
>>8371485
>>8371471
>step slowly towards the fire
>throw a ball into it
Welp There goes my last Squeaky Ball
>>8371485
Roll to fuck Ninetales
>>8371562
roll to fuck sylveon
>>8371562
That was the last one for ever shiny!
>>8371608
Waaa?
>>8368143
nice doggy!
>>8371311
>WHAAARGARBL
Morning everybody
>>8371678
>pheeew
thanks vapey!
>>8371710
We've got a hike before breakfast everybody
We'll get food in the next town
It shouldn't be too far and at least Frankie's wallet and clothes didn't burn up
You OK with that?
>>8371658
Roll to marry Ninetales instead
>>8371646
You don't have to roll to do that to me you silly
>>8371658
Correction, that Was my last Squeaky ball
I still have this Squeaky Newspaper
>squeak
>>8371784
>slap a fool with tail
He's already taken
now get out of here
Sylvie won't be as nice about shooing you off
>Frankie: wake up, silently mourn loss of supplies, get trekking for the day.
Come on, everybody! We're not far from town!
>>8371740
Yeah that's fine I guess
>>8371784
Imma yell at you shoo.
...
>>8371857
>>8371824
I say, you ruffians are making fools of yourselves. That snivy sure is one charming stud if I do say so myself. That's coming from me, Arnold Beef Wellington Seizmire III of Chadwell and not the first snivy in a fake moustache.
>>8371857
>Frankie: stumble a bit.
I think... huh. That's not the city I thought I'd see.
Let's check it out and get some breakfast!
>Vapey: make sure the group's all together
OK
We have money right?
I hope that didn't go fwoosh with the pack last night
Good afternoon!
>>8371895
I is fight handsomes bird this morning for be too handsomer than me, it turn out to just be mirrored windo
Even that less same and better poplarity than you
>>8371908
..!
>>8371908
Hi! Hi!
How are you, friend?
>>8371920
Huh?
Is something wrong?
>>8371902
Which city is this
>>8371908
How's it going?
>>8371809
.....
>want
that is the last one!
>>8371919
You're a feisty one
But you should learn to talk properly before throwing half-baked insults around
>>8371930
>Frankie: look out.
I... Okay, we had to have fallen off the Routes at some point. That looks like Cyllage City.
We trekked farther than I thought.
>Vapey: tilt head
Oh cool
Um
That name doesn't mean anything to me
Sylvie does it mean anything to you?
>>8371920
Oh, hello there seismograph!
>>8371929
Doing pretty good pin feathers, how about yourself?
>>8371930
I got some breakfast and some old newspapers so I'm gonna doodle for a bit. How are you ribbons?
>>8371950
yes
It is my last Squeaky
>squeak
>pretend to throw it
>>8371895
I suppose you are handsome but that doesn't change matters any
>>8371954
City sounds familiar but I've never been here
>>8371957
Hungry, you should post your doodles when you finish
>>8371966
I GOT IT
>sprints off in that direction
>>8371995
(>_<")
>>8371957
It's decided.
Today I'm going to get that bagel.
Even if I have to get a human to pretend to be my Trainer.
I'll let you know how it goes, OK?
>Ruffles: go to peck at certain humans he knows
>>8371979
Shut up baby I know it
>>8371966
>>8371988
>Frankie: try not to laugh
>>8371979
that shouldn't have been funny, but it was.
Ahem.
Here we are, everyone. Cylllage City.
>Vapey: be super excite
yessss!
This is gonna be great
Let's find a cafe and all get breakfast there on a patio
>>8371988
>Squeak
>giggles
>>8372006
Good luck! Get that bagel hard head!
>>8371979
Maybe.
>>8372003
What's the matter, spike? Skitty got your tongue?
>>8372030
... Can I yell at it
>>8372036
Breakfast sounds nice
>>8372061
Absol is a mute
He has ass burgers
>>8372073
>Frankie: Hit the nearest cafe, order up coffee and hopefully something the rest of the team will enjoy.
>Pay up, sit outside.
Ahh...
Well, it's as good a place as any to set down roots.
>Vapey: nod and flop down
Yeah
Its even seaside which is nice
>>8372077
OH SNAP
Look who it is
My main man Snivy
What up, my snek
>>8372060
Hey!
You did not actually throw it!
>>8372124
(X_X)
>>8372124
Do you talk at all? You're not going to shoot up the school, are you?
>>8372133
What up, my fennenig?
It's all good in the hood over here, what's crackin?
>>8372077
Mutes have ass burgers?
>>8372138
Ok sorry, Here you go
>pretend to throw it again
>>8372189
OH YEA
>sprints off
>>8372160
Not much goin' on over here. I'm in Alola looking for some tropical poontang, you know how it is
>>8372197
He's never gonna throw it bud.
>>8372113
Smell of the sea and great weather to boot, maybe we could go for a swim after we find a house
>>8372229
>>8372197
>>8372189
>Frankie: shake head and chuckle.
Food's here. Hope you like fish sandwiches...
>Vapey: all about that fishy sammich
>Nom loudly
>Kalosian locals: give the group some odd looks, this is weird even by tourist standards
>>8372224
Same my dude same
I've been eyeing this one cutie though
>>8372160
>you're not going to shoot up a school are you
...*>.>
>>8372180
...;_;
>>8372229
>sprints back
He did not throw it! Again!
>>8372258
what do i get? i amd super hungry!
Ok I will throw it for real this time
>pretend to throw it, yet again
>>8372259
>>8372224
Fennekin? Snivy?
Haha! I didn't think I'd see you guys around here, what's going on?
>>8372283
YEAH
>excite
>sprints off
>>8372290
Aw shit
Who invited this clown?
>>8372290
Thought I got ridda you, fool
>>8372274
>Fish sammich.
>Darn it.
>>8372324
>>8372310
Fuck you lame-ass simps
>>8372357
You know what you did, faggot
Try that shit again and your ass'll get mollywhopped again
Good morning, everybody.
Anybody here up?
>>8372390
Fuck yo shit, Snivy
Yo sister was askin for it I just threw her some dick
Just tryna smash, man
>>8372430
Ay! You need to back the fuck up 'fore you get smacked the fuck up, Osh.
>>8372421
We are going across the bay.
We are getting free bagels.
. . .
Please?
>>8372430
You got no idea how close to dying you are, nigga
Say one more thing and I'm gonna fuck you up, try me bitch nigga
>>8372458
There's the magic word.
Let's go.
>Onto the ferry and off to Castelia!
SHINY!
>>8372348
>Sprint back
.....
What kind of fish?
>>8372491
>Squeak
Ok, Sorry, I couldn't resist, I will stop now... CATCH!!!
>pretend to throw again
>>8372471
Fine
I'm out
>>8372491
>Frankie: Smile
Catch of the day, Zorro.
Eat up, brcause we've got a little town wandering ahead of us.
>>8372526
>Vapey: disapproving stare
Let him eat, Shiny.
>>8372526
yeah you-
I GOT IT
>sprints off
>>8372471
Better watch your language. Be shame is something where to happen.
>>8372591
Ziggy? Is that you?
My little brother told me about you but I haven't seen you in ages, how've you been?
>John: get off Virbank-Castelia ferry, rockbirb on shoulder.
>Time to find that one place Ruffles is squawking about
>>8372605
yeah it's me. and i've been fantastic as of late. how are you and your brother?
Heard you were gonna be gone for a couple days
Enjoy that vacation
>>8372527
>>8372471
>>8372446
(So, uh the samefagging is kinda the type of thing that really grinds on peoples nerves, mostly because it we already hit the image limit early quite regularly)
(so can you maybe like condense your posts into like a single post instead of multiple separate posts with their own images or something)
>>8372622
Who? Vacations are stupid.
>>8372621
Pretty good.
He's been meeting interesting people, getting out and about.
Got stuck on a boat for a while, though. Had to hop a quick ride out of town and the boat's first destination was Almia of all places.
Needless to say he waited to see where the second stop was.
>>8372670
That sounds good. he get anyone killed lately?
>>8372657
Obviously not you, numbnuts
>>8372685
Almost himself.
Had to take an escape tunnel, tried to knock supports out behind him to slow pursuit.
That, er, backfired in a fairly spectacular manner. He just got use of his legs back a few days ago.
>>8372704
Ever been on vacation to the distortion world? It's quite pleasant.
>>8372710
haah! sounds just like him.... I've been training myself personally. took a couple pointers from croags and stuff.
>>8372622
>>8372704
How do Unovans say it.... Nothing personnel?
>Club him in the back of the head with a cast iron pan
>>8372710
Ray got hurt!?
Is he OK? Is he OK?
>>8372722
What do you mean it sounds like him?
>>8372741
Ya'know. stuff backfiring in a spectacular fashion.
>>8372728
HA!
>>8372722
I've done business on the other side
Keep on being an edgy cunt, why don't ya
>>8372741
He's fine, Ruffles. He got hurt but then he got better.
>>8372758
Surprisingly, he's been trying to be responsible lately. I don't even think he-
>Look meaningfully at Ruffles
Oh, Ziggy, this is my new buddy Ruffles.
>John: find dat fukken bakery, gonna get that bagel for Ruffles
yo piks
were at striaton
pizza dangled from a stick best way to pilot a fug
what now
>>8372792
You're cruisin for a bruisin. Don't make me come over there.
>>8372823
Nice. hey ruffles!
>>8372849
I don't know! i thought you had the plan...
>>8372859
Guess you'll have to walk since you lost Levitate
Those chubby nubs could use some exercise, take a lap around the block before coming over
>>8372897
I don't think you know who you're messing with man.
Where you at right now?
>>8372870
idk man i was just gonna like
bang pots and pans screaming red at the top of my lungs until he showed up
guess we gotta actually detective this shit
wheres that flower shop man
>>8368143
Me of course.
>>8372965
It's near the pokemart. I'm not to optimistic about this though...
>>8372912
Sunyshore City
I'm on the beach
Come on by if you think ghosts don't die
>>8372985
aight man
you gonna walk or like
you want the amazing vantage point that is my shoulder
or head
whichever
>Roll to find flower shop
>>8373001
in sinnoh huh?
Well now let's see then.
You're pretty cocky. It's almost cute.
(where have i seen homicidal maniac snivy before?)
>>8373045
My ass
>>8373038
I'll take the vantage point.
ONWARD!
>>8373045
Last thread?
>>8372859
Hi, fluffy friend!
>Ruffles: Get That Fukken Bagel!
Mmm... tastes like victory.
>>8373045
(That weird gay comic/art series with a psycho M-snivy forcing sex with an M-oshawott?)
>>8373039
I'm waiting...
>>8373166
>shadow steps to
>taps on shoulder
Sup.
>>8373176
Roll for a successful stab with (Prison Shank)
>>8373195
>using normal attacks on a ghost
>>8373206
>He missed anyway
>>8373195
>attempting to stab a ghost
>also missed.
well well now.
You're starting to P̩̦̰̥̩̳̹͐͟I̟̫̬̮͕̞̝ͫ̇ͩͪ̚͝S̪͗̔̿͂S̬̟̬͙͍ͬ͛ͤ ̜̩̖̰̳͕̰̎ͫ̓͛͗͌M̢͎͔͕̣̝ͤ̉̓͒̏E̷̖̖͚̺͎͈͋̀ ̵̖̭͇̥̮͍̓͌̃ͤ̓͗O̹͂̂͋F̌̒F̷̜̪̝͓́͌ͭ͐̈́ͯͅ
>venoshock
>>8373215
FAILURE
>>8373261
(i love this picture lol)
>>8373261
>roll to steal from wares without being noticed
>>8373215
>>8373195
>An old man and his team watch the scuffle from a nearby boat.
. . .And I thought retiring would let me leave the bullshit behind.
>>8373215
One day I'll die... But not today.
>roll for Vine Whip, but aimed at Gengar's eyes
>>8373102
time to get this detective shiz on the road
you there
>Points at the cashier
have you seen a man
yay tall
wears a red hat
red eyes
black hair
former champ
probs needs glasses
had a pikachu with him
>>8373301
>miss
t̰͚̘̯̞͚̍ͣͧ̐ͭ͆h̦͓̝̫̲̾͋̄̀ͅḛ̼̬ͨͩ͆r̝̭̾͌͑͛̋ͮe̴͕̠̣̞̞͙̤ ̦͜w̥̻̠̭̩͙͂͌͋̋i̵͕̤̘̗̰l̠͇̭̇̊̍͊ͪͫ͊l̛͉̭̯̥̆ͪ ̢̺̩͎̙͗͂ͨ̓̈́͆̄b̬͛̊̔͗͐̅̾e̓̂̿̽̿͊̈ ̺͇̺̦̀͂͗͛͑̃͐n͓͉ͨ͠ò̢̺̮̠̳̮̤͂͊ ͈̬͍͚̳͖̖ͧ̔̀͞e̸͙̱̱̖̺͛ͦͅs͉̎̾̀̀̌̂c͎̬̞ͤͣ͒̎̑a̯͖͇͔̻͗̎͗̑̎pͨ̽͂ͫͫ̚e̲͈̦̥̻̲̩ͯ̑̀ ͉͆͐̀͐̓̌͊f̘̼̆ͬͪ̇͜ȍ͔̟͉̼̮̱͘r̨ͪ̆ͬͦ ̢͓̘̰͕͓̓ͅy̜̪̱̜͋̈ö̸͎̞̹̏ͦ͐̂̂u̺͍̼̭̺̹͔͌̿ͣ͂̄̚
>toxic
>>8372976
Umbreon best moondoggo
>>8373315
>>8373215
damn spooky butt is pissed
>>8373279
Welcome to the Kecleon Shop!
How can I help you?
>>8373315
You'll have to try harder than that
>Leech Seed
>>8373338
>roll to not act suspicious
uhh...
a oran berry please
>>8373335
You're telling me.
>Palmyra the Exeggutor used Sunny Day!
. . . Did it just get hotter here?
>>8373366
>dunno how a leech seed crits
Iͮͧ̐̍̚ ̘̮̘ͬ̓͂ͧ̓̇ͅw̋̊ǐ͚̳͖͕ͮ̿ͬ͂ͮl̘ͯ̎l̶͓̼͙̙͈͙̮ͦͦ ̣͔͎͉̉ͬ̌m̺̻͉̟̫̩͙a̓̃̋̀k̗͔̩̳͉̬͎̉͆̓ͯ͂̑͆e̳͎̼̱͌͂̍ͣ͒ͯ̃͞ ̟̣̦͔̺̎ͩ̌̍t̳̳̮̮͋̿h̳̜͕̪̥̔̀̏ͣͦͅi̜͛̽̀ͩ̾ͭ̋͜s͈͕̬̎ͬ̈̏͐͒̈́ ̘͔̤͓̱̠̈́̌s͈̠̲̘̰̓̉̅͡l̜̱͍ͯ͊̒̈͐ͣo̸̟̼̱̟̹̜̜̔ͣw̪̟̳͑ͮ͒̊ͧͅ.̧̦͇̣́̚ ̍̂͌ͫ͆̆̓̀ ̪̖̠̟͔̬ͣ̓͆ͪͮͧ͘f̢̻̼͊o͙̙̿̋̂̂̑ͤ͜r̖͈̼̤̞̹͉ͮ̈̽̾ͤͯ ͓̩͖̍̌m̞͖͈͇̮͚ͪ͗̐̐ͫ̂͐y̞̮̦̲͔̱̣͋ͮͭ ̯̊ͧ̀ͪ͑ͭ̚ë̜͇̺̩͉̫̍ͨ̍n̦̦̹̞̟̮̔̔̓͐̌͠t͔͚̞̀̆ͩ͗̽ḙͫ̀ͩͯ̀r̼͔̎̓͋͑̎͂͞tͧ̐͂͌ͪäͫͬ̚i̡͔ͦͦ̓̓ͤn̢͉̼͍̯͖̥̂͊m̻̝̳̝̼̉̇̾ȩ̣̪̪̦͔͉̾̅̂ͨ̉ͧ̉ͅn̝͗̒͊̉͌t̴͓̠ͬͦͦ̍
>toxic
>>8373335
I will return for zorro later.
>>8373368
That'll be 50₱!
>>8373392
>I will return for zorro later
Do not
>>8373392
ΤψΘ ςαη ριΔλ ατ τΗιຮ бДмe
>Toxic
>>8373443
>nope
ehehe.... Ỳ̢̻̟̊͊ͮ͐ͯͣò̯̹̦̠͙̞̦ư̼̹̅ͦ͗̈͛̑̏ ̛͓̙͉̜̥͕̋̉ͮͩw̫̝͇͍ͬ̈ͬ̾i̘̟̖̤̘͎͚̋͊̋̀l̴̲̼̃l̫̫̮̯̘̱̫͋̉̏̓ ̱͕͚̯̪̙̰ͧͩ̈c͕̲͚̘̋͘h͔̠̦͈͇ͦ̔́ỏ̢̗͉̜͙̯̜̩k̵͚̬̰̅́͋ͬe̳̣̘͚ ̿̀ͬo͚̹̼̭̔̋ͫ͆̈́̆̕ͅͅn̙̿̆̋͆ͣ̚ ̩̻̗̤ͩ̈́̽̅̒͂́y͔ͪ̍ͨo͚̰͙̰̺͆͂̆ũ̯̺͚̥͌͋̃ř̺̖̃̔̔ ̜̥̖̭̤̒͌̐͌͒̈́͠t̙̾ͯͅē̘̬ͤ̌ȩ̯̙̗͉̗ͯt̵̺̬͌h̟ͮ̽.̻̤̞ͦ̈́
>venoshock
>>8373427
But i will.
>>8373443
Apparently only one can!
>>8373323
Y-You're a best too anon
>>8373443
>First turn Toxic Damage, Snivy lost 1/16 HP
>Should be at 15/16
>>8373423
>gives 50₱
thanks, bye
>runs away as far as possible before keckleon notices that picked up two oran berries instead of one
>>8373443
>>8373392
PALMYRA NO! WHAT THE FUCK!?
>Palmyra ignores Thorpe!
>Palmyra uses Solar Beam!
>252+ SpA Exeggutor Solar Beam from a L40 Exeggutor
>Second-to last digit evens, it's on Snivy. >Odds, it's on Gengar
>>8373487
>pets the glowpupper
>>8373493
Where we going, Mr. Totodile?
>>8373467
>>8373505
I-I'd love to stay and finish you two off, but I've gotta go.
>roll for successful escape
>>8373524
>meeps as his blush grows deeper
>>8373611
Remember, umbreons sweat poison. Wear gloves when petting nervous moon fox/dog/cat.
>>8373611
>giggles and scritches behind its ear
You're a cutie, you got a name?
>>8373576
i'm going back home, like the good and innocent kid who did nothing like i am
>>8373630
Ok Mr. Totodile, thanks for the lift!
>>8373505
Wha....?
>makes note of attack
>>8373575
He will be great. just you watch.
>>8373610
haha!
>shadowtag
>melds into snivy's shadow
>>8373652
wait a moment you aren't an oran berry.
how did you get here
>>8373628
Uhh, n-no!
I don't have one!
>>8373627
Wow, you're right. Have you met someone like me before? A-Another Umbreon I mean.
>>8373707
>gives the other ear attention
That's a shame, do you have a trainer or are you wild?
>>8373728
What's a trainer?
They sound scary.
*gives a gasp as their scritcher hits the sweet spot of their ear, the Umbreon's body giving a shiver*
>>8373774
They feed you food for free.
>>8373686
>Snivy heads away from the shore and back to the abandoned building he called home to make a "Good Job on Not Dying" smoothie
>>8373774
>notice this and make sure to give that spot extra special attention
I suppose some trainers can be scary
>put a hand on their chin and sigh
I always wanted an umbreon but I could never find an eevee in the wild, let alone afford one from a breeder.
>>8373793
>silently observes.
>thinks next attack...
>>8373898
Y'know...
I figured a sneaky ghost-type like you would follow me back home to finish me off. You shouldn't have come here, you've walked into a trap that no amount of ghostly trickery will get you out of.
I suggest you leave while you still can, mister.
>>8373791
A stranger feeding me?
But I can feed myself!
>>8373822
O-Oh
>lowers his head to think for a moment, his ears standing erect when he realizes the coincidence
Hey, I'm an Umbreon!
D-Does that mean you want me?
>>8373985
Snivy wants the ghost D
>>8368143
my lilipup i named him kruger
i need to give him more attention, maybe train him more, when i get more free time i will train him a bit
>>8373985
yeah yeah sure.
I'll be around.
you will be destroyed..... unless....
>disappears.
hey par how do i kms
>>8373996
Maybe, I'm not gonna try and capture you though I'd feel bad having to battle a qtpi like you.
>>8373996
Yeah so can i. but it is free.
>>8374017
go live your life doing dangerous shit
at least if you die you'll be doing something cool
>>8374017
I know of many methods to achieve this, although I will not share them with you.
Instead I would advise you seek professional help.
>>8374011
>Trademarked smug grin
You'll be back, but I'll be ready.
>>8374000
Maybe
>>8374017
sept 8s
>>8374017
hold your breath
>>8374017
Take an insurance policy out.
Go on a camping trip to somewhere really remote about a year later.
Kill yourself away from landmarks, hanging, shotgun, or overdose all effective.
Your body will never be found, insurance company can't prove it was suicide, pays out to the family.
>>8374089
I might do this now.
>>8374020
>his ears wilt at the word "battle"
P-Please don't, I don't like battling... >>8374025
What's free? Is that some kind of new food?
>>8374131
Yeah. It is food that you do not have to do anything for except look cool.
>>8374131
>give the pupper loving pets
No battling here, just happy petting time. Though if you did want to be my friend that can be arranged without a battle.
>>8374041
oh i forgot something, the more dangerous the bigger the thrill
>>8374157
F-Friend?
Well...
Sure, as long as I can keep getting petted by you.
>>8374140
Do you think I look cool enough?
(can i ask where some of these new people came from?)
>>8374258
Yeah i think you are pretty cool i guess.
>>8374284
Who put you on the planet?
>>8374258
>more slow deliberate pets
Of course I'll pet you anytime you want.
>>8374360
(Im' not the snivy though)
>>8374284
(i've always been here anon)
(you just didn't notice me senpai)
male scizor
male mawile
>>8374379
(I noticed you)
>>8374397
Post-hence parentheses ( )
Sowwy ;(
>>8374436
(anon-senpai noticed me...)
>>8374309
Well maybe I can get some free food from someone then.
>>8374349
>his tail wags excitedly from the slow petting
Uwaaaah, that feels great~
>>8374581
Hehe I'm glad you like it, you want a poke treat?
>holds out a little round biscuit
>>8374581
>>8374612
yeah see? i told you so!
>sylvie go off and take the lay of the land
>>8374643
where ya goin?
>>8374680
>boop the fox
Just gonna look around the city and familiarize myself with it, wanna come along?
>>8374710
oh.
y-yeah you know it!
>>8374741
>walk around the city
Oh neat they have a massage parlor, we should totally go there one day
>>8374612
>takes a nibble of the biscuit, a smile appearing as he takes the rest of the tasty treat in his mouth, licking his lips once he's done
That was great, thank you!
>>8374623
You're right, this is pretty great. Having a trainer isn't so bad after all.
>>8374795
What are those?
Do they serve food there?
>>8374858
Nah they rub your body to relieve muscle tension and it feels really good, have you never had a massage before?
>>8374819
>resume petting
There's plenty more where that came from so just tell me if you'd like another.
>>8374905
Maybe later.
I need to rest for now, bye friend.
Oh, what's your name?