ITT: Pokemon are real. Who's your favorite deity? T

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>>8361091
Sylvie!

>>8361091
me

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>>8361091
Palkia, hands down.
Fuck the haters.

>>8361091
spookdad

>>8361091
rayquaza

>>8361065
>Frankie: sigh
Because fire's destructive, Zorro.
People would like to not burn up a lot of stuff.

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>>8361073
Wait, real-
>Throat clear
Yes, sir. Of course.

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>>8360999
>>8361048
(Fuckin', didn't notice the new thread until after I posted.)
>You head inside and down a dark set of stairs.
>Two shadowy figures leave a room in front of you and scamper off down a corridor to the left.
>Directly in front of you there is a lit room with a large table in the middle.
>Regirock is standing behind the table, looking directly out into the doorway, on the table is a map of Hoenn.
Hello, brothers.
How nice of you both to join me here after all this time.

>>8361091
Arceus
Maybe he'll be nice and remove these shitty circlejerk threads permanently

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>>8361155
Alright then, be off.
I'll see about having you assigned a partner.

>>8361173
aint nothing wrong with a goo circle jerk though.

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>>8361068
>squinting

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>>8361182
Wait what
Who's the partner

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>>8361207
.... what? There are legitimate concerns with keeping a Pokemon that only eats toxic scum near water. I like Sliggoo, but him hopping around in the water is risky.

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>>8361091
Mew.

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>>8361168
Sorry for taking so long, brother.
>Steel heads up to the table.
What are we going to do, brother?

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>>8361146
Yeah , i get it.
>looks down and away.
I will not burn anything for you...

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>>8361168
>378: HEAD UP TO TABLE.
HELLO BROTHER!
ICE HAVE BEEN STUCK IN A FREEZER. IT WAS COOL.

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>>8361068
One person's actions won't disrupt an entire bay, I'm sure.
>>8361243
Find him a pool somewhere maybe?

>>8361293
>Frankie: stop walking, kneel down for a sec.
I'm not saying you can't burn anything. You just gotta take it easy and not burn thins that are going to spread fire.
I tell you what, I'll see if when we get a house in Ambrette, we can get one with a fireplace. Would that work for you?

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>>8361213
A dliveryperson named Joe. If you two don't work together we can see about leaving you on your own.
A management position is fairly dangerous.

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>>8361091
i dunno, never met one, it must be crazy seeing one
it must be a huge amount of luck, if i ever saw one i would freak out

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>>8361248
>>8361296
Yes, well I have heard a report from one of my followers that a group of humans has made a suspicious broadcast on their television network.
The humans claim they are followers of Delta and that they want to take a more active role in helping Hoenn.
I do not trust this, so I have been trying to form a plan to find out their motives.

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>>8361394
>There's a tap on his shoulder
sup senpai

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>>8361243
I doubt a single Sliggoo would be able to contaminate the water enough to be an ecological problem.

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>>8361426
WOAH!
PALKIA JUST APPEARED BEFORE ME
HOLY SHIT!
>freaks out
THAT'S RARER THAN WINNING IN THE LOTTERY

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>>8361397
I see. Pray tell, brother.
What should we be doing? Seeking out their followers and talking to them?

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>>8361397
>>8361516
WHAT IF ICE GRAB ONE OF THEM AND WE ASK THEM WHAT THEY'RE DOING?

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>>8361473
>>8361304
>>8361207
>Sweat nervously
Uh.... I'm worrying too much?

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>>8361104
I'm no deity

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>>8361326
>smiles a little
yeah that sounds pretty cool!

>>8361628
Yes you are!

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>>8361332
.... Joe. Is he a grunt...?

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>>8361516
>>8361535
I have instructed one of my followers to go seek them out and bring them back here for interrogation.
Perhaps we should go instead? It may be more intimidating that way.
Do either of you have any idea where these humans could be?

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>Several followers of Delta are helping people around Rustboro.
>Several more move towards Sootopolis and Mossdeep to help.

discord here is a shitpost please stop arguing

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>>8361666
I could always go out and look for them? Being a captured legendary has it's perks.
...I feel I should vote myself for more dangerous work because humans wouldn't be able to capture me.

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>>8361721
(Help me, anon)

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>>8361666
>>8361749
ICE WOULDN'T BE ADVERSE TO CAPTURING ONE?
ICE THINK THEY MOSTLY HANG AROUND THE SKY PILLAR.

>>8361771
I'm sorry I can't

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>>8361721
(save us)

>>8361749
>pet

>>8361908
Bones I have but you ignore/hate me

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>>8361878
(Yes you can anon. Grab a gun, point it at my avatar in thread, and say "BANG". Also take a pic)

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>>8361908
There is no saving those who wish not to be saved

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>>8361749
This is a good idea.
Although I think if you are going you should at least take Storm or Slate with you, preferably Storm as Slate is...inconsistent.
Storm told me that he thinks this Delta group are operating near Rustboro, so perhaps you should search there first.

>>8361814
Or perhaps you could go with Steel?
If you want to stay here however you could help me prepare a room for interrogation.
There are plenty of empty rooms available.

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>>8361921
(I have no idea who you are, but like, sorry? I honestly don't even know who I would be ignoring/hating so, whoosp.)

>>8362008
(But I do.)

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>>8361247
>Speaking of Mew...

>A certain pidove has arrived in Castelia, and is looking for her target.

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>>8362012
I can head off to Rustboro with Storm if Ice doesn't want to come with me?
>>8361814
What do you say?

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>>8362012
>>8362747
ICE CAN HELP WITH A ROOM!
(might need to fuck off so if anyone wants to npc icelord here feel free sorry about this)

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>>8362021
Then I shall save you

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Oh mew I hope gardenia ain't as high as last time we met... going into the gym now!

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>Rustboro is being helped by Delta monks.
>Several of them are now in Mossdeep and Sootopolis helping there as well.
>The police around the region are ever so slightly suspicious.
>Doors to Devon are unlocked...

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well, i freaked out
i mean every one would, but i'm really lucky i'll go buy a lottery ticket

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>>8362747
Very well.

>>8362773
(It's alright, I can have Regirock chill with Regice in the Ruins while Registeel guy goes and does stuff with Storm.)
That would be appreciated, I shall assist.
>Regirock stomps off towards an empty room, signalling for Regice to follow.

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>>8362773
As you wish.
>>8362883
I will be back with a captive soon then.
>Registeel heads out and waits for Storm.

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>>8362883
(thank you)
>REGICE FOLLOWS REGIROCK
>>8362903
BE SAFE!

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.... wheresthe draft coming from?

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>>8362926
(No problem friendo.)

>>8362747
>Out of the shadows a Sandslash walks up to Registeel and looks at him for a moment before speaking.
Hello.
I assume you are going to be coming with me on this mission.

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>Plenty of time to stop them.
>A few monks are heading into Devon to steal some Mega Stones.
>Others are covering them by distracting the towns people.

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>>8363029
Who the fuck

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>>8362995
I shall. Let's be off before they're gone, hm?
>Steel begins walking.

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>>8363029
>heading into rustboro
>man there's a lot of activity here.

hmmm
>borks at a couple of the monks.

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>>8363029
Wait
What is this

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>>8363072
What is going on?

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So...

When are we getting off this boat?
I mean, I have nothing against being on the open sea... but you can't exactly swim in the sea without losing the boat, and just being cooped up here is getting really, really dull.

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>>8362023
>Meanwhile, in a discreet meeting...
Okay. Law and order, that's what I promised.
The legislature's full of hippies, though.
So. How do we square this circle? How do we keep people safe when people are crying about their feelings in the House?
. . .
GRN.
Gross recklessness or negligence.
We can tag people with GRN charges for letting registered Pokemon just wander willy-nilly. I'd say... Trainer's got to have balls at all times, ticket if your Pokemon's out of sight and over a hundred feet away?
. . .
Oh, and by the way, don't pull any open investigations of certain persons. Ahem. Especially if they're well-liked, keep it quiet.

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>>8363036
>I suppose they've been noticed?
>Well they're hurrying up now.
>>8363060
>A few of the monks pet the doggo and offer him food.
>>8363072
>Not sure how Zeta is getting on this.
>Better be specific if Zeta is seeing the monks outside or spying on Devon.
>Which kind of doesn't make sense but sure, why not?

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>>8363117
all yeah!
>borks some more
>takes the food
>continues to follow them around

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>>8363029
is this some sort of batshit insane cult?
i guess people always find some sort of doomsday cult to follow
>>8363117
huh, wierd

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>>8363048
>The two make it to Rustboro as fast as they can.
I don't know what we're looking for, so be on your guard for anything suspicious.

>>8363060
>>8363117
Like that...Think that could be one of them?

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>>8363117
>Only by Steven himself at the moment
>Post after Steven's is how long it takes for guards to show up
NONONO
WHAT ARE YOU DOING
>Steven Stone sent out Archeops!
>Archeops used Hone Claws!

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>>8363101
>>8363117
>Zeta is looking at street cams
>Outdated software that's easy to hack in and keep tabs on.
>Plus, it doesn't take an eagle eye to see something that's amiss upon a cursory glance
Apparently there's some sort of break-in at Devon... looks like... Monks?

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>>8363153
I will be.
>>8363117
>>8363137
Hello?

>>8363190
(So 7 posts. Have it be posts of Steven and you only so that the delta monks aren't instantly swarmed by guards)

>All these (You)s.
(Fuck me I wasn't expecting half the thread to get on this.

>>8363253
(I can have Steven bow out after the monks escape if you want?)

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>>8363110
I'm still not even sure in which boat you guys ended at, but if it is any of the ones I was looking at it should have landed a week ago.

>>8363217
I would have suspected grunts from whoever was wrestling away the control of Devon off Steven, not random cultists.
What kind of monks?

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>>8363112
>Well, that's not very nice.
>The Mew thinks for a bit, then smiles... her psychic powers reaching out to all the wild Pidoves and perhaps even Unfezant currently flying or roosting around Castelia
>She convinces them to fly in a circle around the building, creating a spiralling tower of grey birds
>Once she's satisfied with the result, she taps on the window with her beak to get the man's attention... then quickly transforms into a Joltik before he turns around- easier to hide out of sight.

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>>8363276
>Zeta flips a screen near Streambro to the live feed from the camera he's looking at
>A street camera overlooking the entrance to Devon... showing a bunch of Delta monks. Whatever they look like.
Like this.

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>>8363231
eep!
>cowers down at the scary chrome dome

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>>8363343
>He turns around.
>Hail of Birb outside.
What the hell!?
Did somebody drop a crate of donuts on the roof or something?
Somebody shoo them off before they peck at something important.
> Composure: Mostly confident, down from 100% confident.

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>>8363231
...Looks like the human ran off...How strange.
Do you think he was one of the people we were looking for?

>>8363396
We will not hurt you, please go back to your home.

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(I'm going to drop the Delta plot for now. I don't really know how to take into account Zeta, SB and the entirety of Team Plasma.)
>Delta monks leave the Mega Stones and head out.
>They go back to normally helping people.

>>8363481
(...Pretend Zeta just didn't do anything, sorry. Didn't mean for you to stop doing things with Delta)

>>8363481
Good thinking. Knowing Chuckles he would have had Mew fuck it up anyway.

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>>8363481
(I wasn't going to have Team Plasma get involved at all. I typically don't involve them unless it's a Plasma specific plot or a world ending plot that no one else can handle for some reason.)

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>>8363389
Huh.
But I do believe Steven has this under control.
If not maybe he will realize he needs to be sober to manage his company.


>>8363481
(Sorry for not posting faster, had not planned to involve myself in this plot, at least not without a good reason)

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>>8363396
We will not hurt you. Are you lost?
>>8363464
I suppose so... I think they may have been.
>>8363481
(Hope you aren't gone too long.)

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>>8363562
I have it under control, and I'm not even completely sober.

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>>8363464
I'll try then..

>>8363571
A little bit

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>>8363430
>Mew giggles, before teleporting over a few crates of donuts on nearby rooftops and directing all the birbs to go there. After all, she promised them something for actually doing this.
>She continues watching for his reaction... as well as anything else...

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>>8363481
(It's all good, take your time to work things out if you need to.)

>>8363571
He looked very strange, even for a human.
We will have to make sure to watch out for others like him.

>>8363643
Would you like us to help you get home?
Where do you live?

(I wish Chuckles didn't hop into every plot. I know the new officer guy plot is a discord plot but even that like... Why can't anyone else be involved? There are tons of characters that could benefit from that. Whatever I'm too tired of this shit to finish this post)

>>8363701
(Look I get where you're coming from, but as much as I'd also like to join in on the plot, I can't)

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>>8363643
We can help. Where do you live?
>>8363672
Haha.
I agree. I feel that they would be easy to grab.

>>8363701
(It's funny because I agree with you in the monks plot case)

>>8363701
>>8363714
(Since when could nobody else be involved? I don't believe anyone ever said that.)

>>8363701
(Which characters do you think would benefit from joining in? Honestly curious. )
(I haven't hopped in because my characters don't really have a way of knowing anything is going on)

>>8363724
(I just genuinely can't join in, as I'd be shoehorning myself in. I've tried before but people get mad and I fuck off)

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>>8363664
>Some of Hugo Gunderson's advisors get a little jumpy.
>"This isn't coincidence, Commander," one mutters.
NOOOO!
It will take days to clean the Pidove droppings off the helicopter!
I don't want to rely on a Flying Pokemon!
Nooooo!
I... I need good news. Get on the investigation you brought up, and quietly. If it gets out before evidence leaks to the press, I'm cooked.
>>8363701
>>8363724
(Other people can be involved, Anons.)
( Hugo Fatterson is going to be an equal opportunity dunk target. )

>>8363701
ELIPSES

>>8363783
why... yes... that... is... an... elipses... anon...
good... eye...

>>8363806
.... 4 dots

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>>8362791
>She was way to fucking high
I can't do that shit in that condition, seriously women I love getting loose to but that was way to obsessive

>>8363817
...?

>>8363862
stop dots

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>>8363771
it not me i dont illegal leak on you car

>>8363871
dots?
y

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>>8363720
Yes.
I think we should go report our findings for now, if that human was part of the Delta group then they likely would have alerted their friends by now and got out of here.
>Storm turns around and starts slowly walking back to the Desert Ruins.

>>8363871
T.T...

>>8363902
...resume dots

(im kinda losing interest in this thread with all the constant dropped plots and literally being shitposted by our own rpers)
>>8363902
>>8363911
>>8363908
this shit

>>8363908
If you want to take "Jerry" as a character go ahead, I already dropped her

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>>8363907
Of course.
>Steel follows after Storm.
I think we are onto something.

>>8363918
(aight i'll stop)

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>>8363771
POLIC SANCTION ME JUST BCAUSE IM GOT INTO THE PASTRY how Im suppose to knew they have broom that reach so high

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>>8363918
(I'm planning on just taking up the job of plotmaster myself, since they seem to get dropped otherwise. )
(I'm thinking of a bank heist plot with the Rocket Grunt and the Skull Grunt to start with, if you want in on that)

>>8363927
(^.^)

>>8363918
(>.>... k)

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>>8363963
(And by planning I mean considering. GG me and my shit wording, I'm not going to become a plot nazi or some shit. )

>>8363936
>>8363965
really
fucking
just
thanks
amazing i love this thread
might as well just fucking leave with how fast these threads are dropping in quality
>>8363963
(yeah ill see thanks)

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>>8364006
(would it be better if i said I was sorry? I'm just bored)

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...and now, a friendly Public Service Announcement from Catalyst Radio (YEAH)
It is advised to stay away from the Castelia City Hall, or risk getting bombed upon by the birds currently flying in circles above.
Stay safe, listeners, now back to the music.
>Play: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9o_C9n0mh_M

>>8364037
senpai just pick up a char
im so tired of the shitposting
grab a dragon or something its really not that hard
fuck if you want gladion just take him
why not

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>>8363956
Um...
Maybe police pastries aren't good to mess with?
Other pastries might be easier to mess with.

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(Fuck it. I'm just... So tired of fucking trying to manage this shit all the time when the fucking Discord players do nothing but bitch all the fucking time. I might start some plot tomorrow, I don't fucking know, but I'm done for today. Fix shit yourselves for once.)

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>>8364060
>MESSENGER: ON
>Sending: Coupon for a free bagel at the West and 12th Bakery

>>8364006
(Sorry, but, you know, the cure for shitposting is drowning them out in non shitposts)
(Preferably IC)

>>8364055
(Same, but please don't leave)
(Not yet)

>>8364055
(im just gonna go sepuku to atone for my sins, please stay)

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>mfw the threads on fire

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>>8364120
Oh, neat! Free bagel! Free bagel!
I'm gonna go get this bagel, be right back!
>Ruffles: clamber up high, and glide for Castelia across the way while catching wicked thermals.

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>>8364156
(We're working on fixing that.)
Hhhhello everyone?

>>8364156
>Frankie: get tired, somewhere along Kalos' coastal Routes.
Hey there, Zorro.
You ready to make camp? I'm thinking we pushed pretty hard today and need to take a rest.

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>>8364218
I've never been camping before!

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>>8364196
Hello, Parasect.

>>8364235
>Frankie: pat joltpupper
Alright. First thing we need... is a campfire.
Not just any campfire, though. We've got to build it up, and put stones around it so it won't jump to places it's not supposed to.
Can you get some sticks, Inazuma?
I'll handle building the firepit.

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>>8364235
Camping is fun until it rains then it's awful.
>>8364218
I can't remember since it's been so long but does it rain much in Kalos?

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>>8364241
Hhhhiii... Who ahhhre you?

>>8364178
>Logging: flight patterns

>>8364196
"HELLO"

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(>Library-chan still in the Pokemen threads)
(Never fucking mind, guess I'll just "chill" here and try to think about something other than bashing my head in against the wall. )
(Throw your plot ideas at me. Or tell me the characters you still plan on playing and their pastebin info. Idfk, any distraction works. )

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>>8364315
(HELL)

>>8364278
>Frankie: smile.
Fairly often, but the forecast calls for clear skies tonight.
By the time a storm rolls in, we'll be settled in our new home. Er, well, we'll have a hotel room in the town that will be our new home, at least.
>Frankie: build firepit extra-large, then rather up some good branches.

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>>8364218
Yeah sure. my legs are getting super tired.
I have boat legs or something.
>>8364196
hey!

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>>8364287
I am Porygon #9237.
I have not encountered a Parasect before, you are very interesting.

>>8364315
>>8364326
Hello again.

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>>8364315
>Flight patterns: Reliant on thermals to sustain flight, mostly gliding towards destination.
Wheee! I'm flying! I'm flying!
I'm gonna get that free bagel!

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>>8364334
>walk up to Frankie with a bundle of small sticks in his mouth
ish thish goodsh?

>>8364393
>Frankie: grin and snug Inazuma
That's fantastic, little guy. You did even better than I'd hoped.
>>8364349
>Firepit: built and stocked.
Zorro? Would you like to do the honors of starting our campfire?

>>8364006
k

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>>8364315
Hhhey!
>>8364349
Hhhhow have you bee-hhhn?
>>8364384
Ooohhh, hhaahaha. We aren't very interesting.
You're mhhhore interesting!

>>8364320
( Still playing: Ray, John, [ex]Policefag, Frankie, Scarfgrunt, Ruffles, my GM/Major Plot Character )

>>8364320
(hey uh. dedsec guy here. i'll probably come back and do some one-off-ish posts soon-ish. just kinda letting things and myself cool off from the other day.)

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>>8364449
Oh yeah!
>excite
>flamethrowers the fire pit
yeah!

>>8364473
good! what about you?

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>>8364514
(I don't blame you for wanting to take a break. Any plot suggestions? )
>>8364488
(Alright, I'll add them in. )
>>8364055
>>8364006
(So you staying or....)

>>8364607
(probably i dont know my head hurts like hell today so im probably not going to be rping much)

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>>8364473
I have no statistical data of you on my database, so you are interesting to me.
...I suppose I could also be labeled interesting.
How are you enjoying Orre?

>>8364514
(At the end of the day it's up to you, but I always liked Dedsec as a character.)
(If you ever want to do something with regular Pory just fucking go for it.)
(But yeah hope you feel better soon man, that was a mess.)

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>>8364525
>Frankie: laugh.
Excellent! Good work, Zorro!
I've got standard chow, but I also picked up something special: Marshmallows. I'll roast 'em if you don't feel up to trying to juggle the sticks, okay?

>Vapey: giggle
Nice one hot stuff
marshmallows for dessert tonight, wooo

>>8364644
(Ah. I getcha dude. Any idea what the cause is?)

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>>8364391
>Logging...

>>8364384
"Hello, it is advised to not get too close to a Parasect's spores"

>>8364473
"You have an interesting speech pattern"
>Sound recorder: On

>>8364514
(I will be waiting)
(Still sorry about the other day)

>>8364320
(Seb and related 'mons, Drilbe though I barely threadpost as him, Pokeball Factory Manager)

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>>8364654
Kinda borrrring. Hahhhhaaha.
Hhhow are you enjoying it?
>>8364767
I dhhhooo? Whhhh-y are there so many of you?

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>>8364767
>Ruffles: barely manage to glide to the Castelian shore.
That was close! Too close!
I almost didn't...
Wait, I flew all the way across the bay!
>Excited Squawking
Now to get that free bagel! Free bagel!
Maybe I can share it with Fletchinder friend?

>>8364607
(no idea i just show up for techno shenanigans and porygon things. hence why i wasn't around for a while, both of those kinda died down a considerable amount.)

>>8364654
(yeah no kidding, at least i know the general populace doesn't want my head or anything now. probably. he might poke in and hang out idk.)

>>8364767
(its cool dude i was the one who fucked it sideways. really gotta work on my people skills.)

>>8361091
>Pokemon are real.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qeOS8gK2OZE

>>8364943
succ

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>>8364767
Why is that? Are they also capable of infecting Porygons?

>>8364830
I have to admit, not very many interesting things to log out here.
Although I did manage to get some interesting audio recordings coming from the captain's quarters not too long ago.

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>>8364662
I want some guimauves sorry marshmallows

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Has anyone noticed the Regis acting weird?

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>>8364899
>Video recorded: Rufflesbigflight.mp4

>>8364830
"The probability of one Porygon being followed by more Porygon is statistically relevant"

>>8365034
"Parasect spores are capable of shutting down the chemical sensors of a standard Porygon"

>>8364943
(Yeah, it's mostly the shitposters being shitposters and often raising up a stink under the pretense of caring about the RP)
(Don't let them get to you, and stay safe)

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>>8365034
Whhhat do you mean by interesting?
>>8365123
Hhheheheh. You guys are-hhhehehhh weird.

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>>8365115
Nope!
They've been completely normal, nothing out of the ordinary at all.

>>8365115
do you consider hiding in someones freezer weird
couldve swore one did that

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>>8365094
>Frankie and Vapey: both laugh
>Frankie: pat fairypupper and give toasty marshmallows onnastick.
Don't apologize, Sylvie! I'll need to pick up a little of the local language anyway.

>Vapey: giggle
I'll pass but thanks
Fatty foods and me don't play nice
I won't describe while people are eating that would be rude

( OOC to Zorro, Inazuma, and Sylvie's players: Is it OK with you to have both Frankie and Vapey doing things in the same post like this? )

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>>8365182
...Uh huh.
I'm going to go check out the desert ruins.
>>8365186
Regice is a chill dude though.

>>8365115
They're gonna kill us all.

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>>8364899
>99
>Remember Fats Gunderson's new protocols?
>A rookie cop sees Ruffles.
We got a domestic Pokemon bouncing around without his Trainer...

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>It's time
>They must have signal now
>Establishing secure comm channels
"Seb here, you guys ready? Got the directions?"
"...are you sure you're completely healed, Ray?"

>>8365198
haha ice pun you got there

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>>8365198
Shit!
No don't do that! It's dangerous there, lots of high level ghost types!
Just stay away, no reason to go to the ruins at all.

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>>8365189
>dunks head in marshmallow bag

(its fine with me lol)

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>>8365241
I'm fixed up as I'll ever be, bros.
I'm ready for, like, anything.

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>>8365216
Umm, why are you looking at me like that?
That's not an impressed look...
>Ruffles: back away

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>>8365216
Came as soon as I got the call, what's the problem?
>>8365288
You lost, son?

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>>8365308
New orders from up top, Detective.
Domestic Pokemon with no Trainer around, we're supposed to sweep up the offending Pokemon, take 'em to the Center, then ticket the Trainer on reckless and negligent.
Help me catch this litt-
>>8365288
>dubs
>Ruffles is out of sight.
The fuck did he go?

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>>8365260
>Frankie: sigh.
Save some for the rest of the group, Zorro.
You'll get a stomachache of you go wild on the whole bag.

>Vapey: try to snag bag
I'll watch them
I'm the only one not eating them
so they'll be safe

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>>8365308
>>8365368
>Ruffles pokes his head out from the nearest tree.
>Dang, he's fast.
>Concerned chirps and squawks.

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>>8365268
"Let's review the mission, as per protocols"
"We got winds of a strange series of chambers under the Sinjoh Ruins, thanks to one Blue's fan hammering a wall in frustration"
"The place is still swarming with Unowns, so ready your area attacks if you must fight"
"Confirm all mission goers, please"

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>>8365393
>pulls head from bag
>mouth full of marshmallows
OSSHHHKY

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>>8365368
Definitely out of here.
Why don't you get to something else and I'll find the pokemon?
>>8365410
>Roll to totally find that pokemon.
>Definitely not looking the other way.
I won't hurt you.

>>8365198
(You still there dude?)
>Storm and Registeel arrive back at the Desert Ruins.
>A panicking Slate tells them both that Wally is on his way here.
>Slate and Registeel make their way inside to meet up with Regirock and Regice, as well as to explain the situation.

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>>8365448
>Ruffles: (A) Trust
>Ruffles digs a coupon for a free bagel out of his feathery fluffruffles.
>He waits until Rookie Cop's gone to hop down and approach, coupon in beak.

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>>8365500
>>8365448
>Yep, with rolls like those Rookie Cop went running completely the wrong way.
>It'll take him a nice long time to both catch on and head back.

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>>8365430
I am guardian of the marshmallows
All respect my authority
>puppergiggle

>Frankie: pets for all puppers
Alright, big guy. We're gonna let the fire putter out when it putters out, then Vapey can soak the embers to make sure.

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>>8365500
This a bribe? You know there's a stiff penalty for that kind of thing.
Shame we don't have a bird jail.
Get out of here and tell your trainer that you can't be out without his supervision, alright?
>Unnamed Detective: Lose the trail of the gudbirb.

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>>8365567
>Ruffles: realize there's been a misunderstanding, squawk sadly and nod.
>No bagels today, Ruffles. Time to climb for another cross-bay glide.

>>8365567
(Does your character have a translator?)

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>>8365555
>chewing the mallows
OSSMMF!

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>>8365604
>Not-Cole Phelps: Get back to work, streets need to be cleaned.
>>8365645
(Nope. Not high enough in the ranks to have one. If a higher up hands him one or someone gives him one he will. But for now, no.)

>>8365415
"Ray's in, Sniffers and Smeargs are in, Gooey's in, a few others too."

>>8365555
>quadsfail
>Frankie's pack catches on fire.
>Because fug your supplies.
>Frankie: Swear Loudly™

FUCKING PALKIA ON A POGO STICK!
Really!?
A stray ember and there goes our food and camping gear...
>Frankie now has only his wallet, his Pokedex, his team's balls and the clothes on his back.

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>>8365722
>swallows marshmallows
>panic
AAAAA frankie i am sorry!

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>>8365722
>>8365777
>Frankie: be Okay Now and pet firefox
It's OK, Zorro, it wasn't your fault.
It was just terrible luck and a backpack that shouldn't have been that flammable.

>Vapey: sigh
Well heck
I guess we gotta hike to get breakfast tomorrow

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>>8365722
>is now mentally imagining fucking Palkia while on a pogo stick
>giggles

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>>8365777
>777
>Been a whiiiiile since the last one
>First time for you too
>Payday: Apply directly to the forehead.

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How's everyone been? Hope the weather's been as nice for you guys as its been around here.

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>>8365821
I am already hungry!

>>8365901
>payday'd
ooof!

>coins scattered everywhere

>>8365415
>Chesnaught raises hand even though no one can see this

>>8365668
...

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>>8365722
How did this happen?

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>>8365964
>Ruffles lands safely and excitedly funposts.
I flew! I flew!
I glided all the way from Virbank to Castelia and back!
It was amazing!
I didn't get the bagel I went to go get, but I guess it's okay.

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>>8365668
>Drilbe is hopping and trying to get the rest of the group's attention
>He wants in

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>>8366009
That's a long way! Good job!
And yeah, sometimes you don't get the bagel. Sometimes the early starly gets the bagel from behind the bakery instead. Such is life.

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>>8365988
>Frankie: nod solemnly.
Rest of the marshmallows are yours.
Other than that, you'll have to tough it out with the rest of us.

>>8366000
>Vapey: doggoshruggo
An ember landed on Frankies backpack and it went boom
I dont know why

>>8365901
well that answers how we're gonna get breakfast
neato
Im gonna get some sleep ok?
see you in the morning

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>>8365668
"The experienced 'mons are in"
"Anyone else?"

>>8365999
>>8366043
"Ray here, Chesnaught and Drilbe are, like, in too."
"Drilbs, let the tougher fighters charge first in a fight, OK?"

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>>8366049
I'm super excited that I got to glide that far!
I didn't even get to the bakery, though. I got told I couldn't be out without my Trainer, 'cause I got one and there aren't wild Archens where I am...
Huh. I don't know if there's wild Archens anywhere.
Oh well. I'll nibble Berries over on this side of the bay.

>>8366094
>Gives a thumbs up
...
-Chesnaught

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>>8366153
Just wear a scarf!
Everyone around here assumes I'm some trainer's riolu because I wear a scarf so they don't bother chucking balls at me while I dig through the trash.

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>>8366198
I got chased off 'cause I have a Trainer, though.
If I could pass for wild, they wouldn't have stopped me.
Something about being supposed to have me Trainer with me if I go outside...
It's silly.
At least the place I live at doesn't have that problem.
The Pidoves even stopped trying to fight me.

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>>8366094
"Got it"
"Drilbe is the Drilbur that helped you escape during the evacuation, right?"

>>8366094
>>8366177
>>8366282
gdi do your plot before everyone goes to bed

ANARCHY!
>Anon throws a brick through a Jewlery Store window in Castelia.

>>8366282
"Hell yeah, bro."
"Anyway, we got our team together. Non-fighters, like, have a camp set up."
"Catch 'chu later. We'll call when we're out."

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>>8366417
Ahem. What the fuck are you doing?

>>8366417
TRUE ANARCHY!
>Anon throws a brick at the other Anon

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>>8366262
Aw, they stopped trying to fight? That's no fun.
I like fighting the starly's around here.

>>8366433
Nothing off-
>>8366435
FUCK YOU
>THROW BRICK AT OTHER ANON

>>8366450
>Klonk
>Anon is downed by way of brickening

>>8366435
>>8366450
MAKE LOVE, NOT WAR
>THROW BROCK AT ANONS

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>>8366435
>>8366450
I'm going to have to take you both in for destruction of property and assault.
Are you-
>>8366461
Down on the ground. Now.

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>>8366424
"Good kid"
"See you later, and stay safe"
>End of transmission

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>>8366475
Sir, the bird got aw-
Holy hell.
>>8366461
>>8366450
On the ground, now!
>Rookie cop: point and grip Pokeball.

>>8366475
>>8366502
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>THROW BORK AND RUN FOR IT

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>>8366502
Can you get to the other unconscious victims?
>>8366530
Ow. That's assault on an officer!
Good thing I did track in High School.
>Chase the screwball.

>>8366553
GOOD THING I DID CROSS COUNTRY
>KEEP BOOKING IT

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>>8366553
Sir, yes, sir!
>Rookie Cop: put Pokeball back on superior officer's orders, do first aid and cuff the not-running brick-throwers.

>>8366577
>Anon falls down a manhole

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>>8366577
>Shitbird trips.
>Step on his leg.
Yeah and I'm a Kalosian prince.
>Cuff him.
>>8366578
Thanks, pal.

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>>8366602
Thank you, sir!
Sir, the Pokemon I was chasing earlier got away, sir. The odd bird?

>>8366602
>throw brock at

>>8366599
>>8366602
>Whoops
>Guess it was a closed manhole and anon just busts his teeth in
kalosian prince wouldnt have as much of a stick up his ass

>>8366649
>throw can of pringles at
>full of brick chunks

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>>8366649
>>8366674
>And cuffs for you, and cuffs for you, and cuffs for anyone else throwing heavy objects at heads too.
(OOC: the joke was initially funny but it has run its course. No mas esta noche por favor.)

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>>8366632
A citation pokemon is less of a priority than, y'know eight or so people with bricks in the streets.
>>8366649
>>8366674
Quit that shit.
>>8366673
Most Kalosians I know take dicks rather than sticks. Hopefully you have some Kalosian blood in you with where you're going to end up.

>>8366711
(Si puedes hablar español? Or Google translate? )

>>8366711
Psyche!
>False hand: dropped
>Pringles anon: outie at the speed of
>A running man

>>8366766
>A very fucking fast running man apparently

>>8366766
>A very clever Linoone in a trenchcoat

>>8366766
>>8366784
>Stops in front of anon with his lamborghini
GET IN BROOOO
WE DRIVE TO GLORIY

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>>8366737
.... I was about to argue, but you are correct about that. You win this time, Unovan.

>>8366818
>Roll for sweet dukes of hazard window entry
>Try not to sack yourself on the way in
Step on it!

>>8366737
>>8366737
HAHAHA
JOKES ON YOU
IM A MASSIVE FAGGOT
HOPE THEY LIKE AIDS

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>>8366766
>>8366784
>>8366805
>>8366818
>>8366849
What the fuck.
>>8366834
>>8366851
Okay.

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>>8366737
Y-yes sir! Understood, sir!
>>8366766
>>8366784
>>8366805
>Chase... and fail. RIP, Rookie.
>Calling it in.
>>8366764
(No hablo mucho Español. Vivo en Nevada para todas los dias, pero soy un gringo. )

>>8366876
Oh it is you ray, you could of said it was you
Gringo

>>8366863
>Rookie Cop: out of images, still bantering
Fuck. With all due respect, sir, I'm starting to get reminded of the civil revolt here...

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>>8366934
Call it in. I'm going to check the plates on that lamborghini.
>Unnamed Detective: Go do that thing and then head off to the bar.

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>>8366973
Sir, yes, sir!
>Rookie cop: do that thing and corral the cuffed assholes down to the precinct station.

>>8366849
TO VALHALLA
>Anon floors it
>Anon drives into the sunset

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>>8366973
Rough day?
>Hilbert nurses a glass of Cognac and watches the detective from his peripherals

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>>8367033
Brick throwing shitlords and a Lambo licence plate that doesn't link to any houses.
Oh, and the Kalosians have my phone number. All in all, amazing.

>>8366997
>Crashes into propane tanks
>Instant explosion killing them both

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>>8367061
There's no need to be so mean-spirited, anon. This is a comfy place.

>>8367123
>sorry mate, it's getting late
>going to bed lel

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>>8367059
Hm. The Kalosians have everyone's number. ... sounds like you need this more than me.
>The glass of Cognac is slid over to the detective

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>>8367123
You said it, my friend.
>Thorpe sips an Old-Fashioned, somewhere on a slow boat to Sinnoh. Or was it Hoenn? He forgot which, senior moment.

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>>8367123
Got me there.
>>8367167
As long as I'm not going to owe the Rocket family a favor, why not?
What's your story?

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>>8367221
Rocket isn't my business, no.
Are you asking for my life story or...?

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>>8367286
Whatever you feel like talking about. Life stories are interesting, why not?

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>>8367318
Hmmm.... Grew up in Nimbasa. Mom was a skank, cheated on dad and remarried when I was five. I stayed with dad after that. Moved to Castelia for college after highschool, joined up with Aether to pay off student loans. It's been interesting, to say the least. Especially that merger with Plasma. Never would've expected that one.

gay cops
>>8367318
>roll to brick with thorpe's number

>>8367451
>The brick bounces off reinforced glass and KOes brickanon.
>The sticky note with the number, though, gets picked up by a hoodie-wearing manlet with shit posture who hands it over to the duo.

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>>8367451
>>8367483
Go to bed. Leave the gays in peace.

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>>8367407
Sounds like a hell of a life. Never expected that to happen either.
Hell, with the new management I'm thinking about hopping into Catalyst too.
>>8367451
>>8367483
...Right.
>Stow the number.

>>8367506
>Manlet with shitty posture nods.
>>8367508
And proceeds to fuck off faster than really should be possible for someone who sounds like they've got flipflops under their baggy pants.

>>8367541
(fug, that second part was supposed to be greentext too)
(Discord, drink, etc.)

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>>8367508
It pays well, if you know what you're doing. $137 an hour here, and I'm just a grunt.
What's your story?

Hey fairly new here.
My brother's been acting really really weird ever since he got a Gengar.
Does anyone know about this?

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>>8367638
Hell that's better than what I make.
Used to work out in Orre, did good enough on the Cipher cases they brought me over here.
Where I proceeded to have fuck all to do.