HG Thread
>>8358316
First for me
>>8358265 (Lon'qu)
>Ahri growls lightly and rolls her eyes.
I WAS paying attention by then! The...The sun! it was in my eyes.
>She folds her arms across her chest and looks away.
BLOOD!
GUTS!
DEATH!
ENDLESS DEATH!
GIVE IT TO ME!
I WANT IT!
>>8358286
So? it's not like you own the words I'm saying.
>>8358271
Congrats, you, uh...you ninja.
>>8358280
So long and thanks for all the death!
>>8358279 (Elma)
You're going to restore order to everywhere?
>>8358286 (Rika)
>Mae looks down and holds her palm up.
>There is no wound to be found.
Umm...
>>8358318
Nah.
>>8358341
>She starts to reach out, index finger and thumb in pinching position.
It's not exactly befitting of a commander.
>>8358363
That's the arena for you.
>She points her hand at the ground, and another beam comes from it, digging a hole that's...uncomfortably deep-looking with just that instant of contact with it.
>>8358340
Sir, are you well? Do you need to see a doctor? Or better yet, an exorcist?
>>8358363
Yes! even if it takes a long time
>>8358380
How so? it shows that I am seri-... you are gonna try to pinch me aren't you?
>>8358390
Yes,kind sir. Please point me to the nearest doctor or priest...
SO I CAN RIP THEM LIMB FROM LIMB!
>>8358401
I'm scared for both of our safety.
My cock is literally bursting through my skirt!
>>8358380
>Mae stands in place for second before getting down on her hands and knees.
>Closing one eye, she holds the other one incredibly close to the hole and peers down it.
...Hey, I think I can see China! Or something!
>>8358395
That sounds like it's gonna take years. People are assholes, y'know.
>>8358412
That's good. Fear is good.Fear is what has kept humans and alike alive for so long. It means that you are still alive.
But will you be for alive for long? I wonder.
>>8358421
"ass....holes"? what does that have to do with this?
>>8358431
Yeah... I think I'm just going to leave...
And I thought I was mental...
Your vagina isn't figuratively imploding behind your blouse.
>>8358456
Ah...alone again.
Living in solitude is so sad....
So very sad...
Weak. I sense nothing but weak!
>>8358466
But what if my toaster is urinating blue?
>>8358448
No! I mean the people are assholes! Not their assholes are assholes! Which they are! Assholes!
Why is there so much cancer in here?
>>8358498
You're right. Ever since you decided to post here,I've noticed it too.
>Floats around while waiting for something to happen.
>>8358398
Yes. And it doesn't make you look serious, it makes you look immature. Trust me, I know.
>>8358421
>Rika takes a few awkward, rapid steps away from Mae.
You're odder than I remember, you know that?
>>8358511
Nice mask.
>>8358534
I am?
>>8358495
That just confuses me even more
>>8358534
>Tilts my head to the side.
>>8358534
So you're calling yourself immature? how honest.
>>8358511
Are you my mummy?
>>8358541
I remember you talking about crime in a very passe manner, not...this?
>>8358554
Ah, for the love of...you're a mute, aren't you?
>>8358555
Hey, I personally don't give a crap. But for someone like you, you kinda have to, now don't you?
>>8358569
You are right, a clever commander needs to be the most mature of all, even her friends.
it's here
finally
oh my god yes
>>8358585
So are you just gonna leave the casual swearing to me, then?
>>8358621
Yeah sure, unless someone does something very very stupid.
>>8358569
>Shrugs towards you.
>>8358567
Mummy?
>>8358560
>Shakes my head no.
>>8358648
Well, good.
>The hand leaves 'pinching' position and instead pats Nazrin on the shoulder.
Be better than I am.
>>8358662
Ah, for the love of...is it at least just out of choice?
>>8358678
Oh come on, you are not that bad, I mean not better than me, but still not that bad.
>The Berserker of Black slowly shambles into the arena, hunched over and dragging her feet as she walks. An occasional groan comes from the walking corpse as she approaches.
Uuu....
Uuuuuuu...
>>8358690
Hey. It's every mentor's goal to have their student surpass them.
>She quickly reaches up and tugs on Nazrin's ear.
But don't get cocky!
>>8358678
>Flying over to Rika I take their hat off from their head and have it floating around me.
>>8358337
Then keep your eyes on the ground instead of directly staring in the sun. This is the first thing I learned when I was but a boy - Never fight your opponent when the sun covers his back.
Learn from your mistakes and move on.
>>8358693
A corpse might be dead,but it can still be ripped apart...blood and guts everywhere...
RIGHT?!???!
>>8358733
Alright alright! stop pulling my ear!
>>8358744
Hello Sophisto
>>8358569
I can still talk about crimes! Did I ever tell you about the time Gregg and I almost burned down the school?
>>8358749
>Ahri raises an eyebrow as he speaks.
I... was joking. I wasn't actually staring directly into the sun. Though, that's not bad advice.
>She looks confused for just a moment as she blinks.
Thank you.
Ugh... when is the next game?
>>8358775
Reminds me of the time I killed and decapitated four men with my bare hands.
Those were simpler times...innocent times.
>>8358766
Better.
>She laughs and lets go with a grin.
It's still too good seeing your reactions to that, you know that?
>>8358775
...Huh. You know, you always took me as the "petty theft" sort of person, not "arsonist".
>>8358802
It'll happen when it happens, stop griping.
>>8358750
Uuuu...!!
>The walking dead groans loudly in response to what can only be interpreted as a threat. She grips tightly onto her weapon, a crudely-fashioned mace which she was dragging behind her, and swings it forwards. Electricity crackles through many holes in its metallic head.
Uuuuuuuu......
>>8358750
please rip me appart
>>8358788
Your sense of timing when it comes to ''joking'' is as awful as your sense of dressing.
>And then his gynophobia returns in all it's glory as it is his turn to turn around
Y-you are welcome, I suppose.
>>8358693
>A little girl overhears the loud groans, walking behind the moaning lady
Hey! Hey! Look at our hoodie!
Isn't it neat?
>>8358821
Well I bet I'd get the same reaction from you, but I like keeping my hands to myself! that and I don't know if you even like pats!
>>8358771
>Shakes my head then points toward you.
i want to violate nazrin
>>8358884
>>8358828
Can you kill something that's already dead.Gehehe,I look forward to finding out...
>>8358843
>the man graps you by the head and violently twist it sideways,breaking it inatantly
Guhuhu...I AM SO HAPPY!
THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU
>>8358853
>Her eyes go wide and her hands to her hips as he insults her dress.
Excuse me? What's wrong with my clothes?!
>>8358902
Fuyouck?
>>8358874
Oh, you wouldn't. Besides, I've decided I trust you enough to touch, so it's not like it's gonna bother me.
>>8358884
>>8358902
>
>>8358884
>>8358855
>Berserker halts her march to turn and observe the girl who was following her. A soft groan escapes her lips as she quickly decides whether or not this child is a friend or an enemy.
Uuu....
Hoo.... die...?
>>8358904
Ki... lll....
>The zombie does not drop her guard, ready to defend herself from this threatening man at any given time.
>>8358907
I am sure that it is aestethically pleasing. For combat however it leaves you to a disadvantage. This is not ment as an insult but it's a fact.
Unless you are gifted in the arts of Magic. Then consider my statement false.
>>8358902
>pulls tail
>>8358915
Idiot.
>>8358920
Well alright, then you wouldn't mind me petting you right now?
>gives the little engineer a petting
>>8358932
hot
>>8358810
Uhhh...I'm going to pretend I didn't just hear that. And also call the police.
>>8358821
Well, Gregg and I went in at night just to light some fireworks, but then there were these posters, and they kinda caught fire, so yeah.
>>8358937
>stabbus
>>8358944
>rips tail off as I die
>>8358942
Hot. Melted. Cheese.
>>8358938
Rude.
>slurps tail like a spaghetti
>>8358948
i want to hot melted cheese on nazrin's nude body
>>8358948
Shut up that sounds delicious.
>>8358902
So much angry.
>>8358938
Alright, this is just demeaning....
>>8358943
Did you...try and set fireworks off indoors? Seriously?
>>8358936
>Ahri chortles.
Your statement is false, swordsman. Magic is my weapon of choice.
>She brings a blue flame into existence within her palm.
>>8358947
>>8358958
>it was a holotail
>>8358975
>obligatory Plankton and holographic meatloaf joke
>>8358934
No, no! Not die!
It says "Fuck"!
Fuck!
FUCK!
...what does fuck mean?
>>8358934
Geheheh...that little thing won't be enough to protect you.
>>8358943
Go ahead.Send more people to their deaths.I LOOK FORWARD TO IT.
>>8358966
Yeah? what about it you floating masked boy?
>>8358971
See?
>stops petting
I guess that's just one difference between Youkai and Humans.
>>8358999
>>8359001
So much anger.....
>>8358971
Yeah. It was fun!
>>8358992
You're gonna try to kill me at some point. I can feel it in me bones.
>>8359013
You said that already, numbnuts.
>>8359001
You're an animal youkai or something, it's not that crazy to assume that you'd enjoy being pet. The only people that do that to me are family, alright?
>>8359020
...I've done a lot of stupid things before. But that just takes the goddamn cake.
>>8359008
Rivers of cheese flowing peacefully through the valleys
>>8359020
IS CAT BLOOD RED,TOO????
I HOPE IT IS, I REALLY REALLY REALLY DO!
>>8359027
Meh, I'd just give you a hug if you do something well enough.
>>8359035
>>8358972
Magic. Some find it the weapon of cowards and deceitful people. Is there any difference to stab an enemy until it toppled over or bathe them in fire?
I have grown weary of your presence. Do not take this personal just because you are a woman. It's how it has always been.
>>8359027
A lot of fun things are stupid! Right? Like playing the knife game!
>>8359044
Umm...no. It's purple, with orange polka dots. Definitely not red. Nope
>>8359050
Well, that's a bit much, now isn't it?
>>8359067
>Rika shudders.
Oh, don't tell me you actually did that, too?
>>8358987
Fu... ck....?
>The corpse's head tilts. A confused set of groans come from her as she tries to process an answer.
>>8358992
>The man's words can not deter her. The blunt weapon she carries crackles with electricity quite aggressively.
>>8359078
Awww what's wrong? feel embarrassed?
>>8359061
>Ahri leans back, her tails swaying around behind her.
There isn't no, but... Alright. If that's how you feel.
>She gives him a polite wave.
Don't be a stranger.
>>8359089
...Maybe.
Don't give me that smug look!
>>8359082
Oh um...We don't know either.
...
>Jack awkwardly stares at Berserker before unzipping her hoodie and showing her shirt instead
Look at our shirt! It says "Kill"!
Pretty neat huh?
>>8359089
>hugs
>>8359067
Does....does it at least taste like normal blood...?
I hope so...
>>8359082
Electricity,huh? I wonder what it would feel like for it to run through me....THE PAIN! OH YES,THE PAIN!I WANT TO FEEL IT FRYING ME WHILE I STRANGLE YOU!
>>8359078
...You wanna do it now?
>>8359171
Nope! Tastes like raw eggs and sewage!
>>8359184
I'M KINDA ATTACHED TO MY FINGERS.
>>8359127
Oh come on, who do you need to impress here anyway?
>>8359164
Get off.
>>8359184
I don't like that...not one bit.....
>>8359202
Even when I chew them off?
>>8359223
You haven't and you won't. Piss off, creep.
>>8359217
That doesn't mean it's not embarrassing! Imagine if that Ash guy saw! He'd never let us hear the end of it!
>>8359271
What Ash guy?
>>8359271
Heheheh...but I might.Make sure to check your pretty little fingers every now and then from now on,hm? Gotta make sure that they are still there.
>Creates some interesting website
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>fires missles everywhere
>>8359202
What? You don't try to cut your fingers off! That's stupid!
>>8359223
Yep! So, never talk to me about my blood ever again.
>>8359293
Blonde, red clothes, really girly, goes "Ahaha~" and talks down to everyone in existence.
>>8359328
Good for you.
>>8359312
...Okay, how about you go away before something bad happens to you?
>>8359328
>DDoS's the website
>>8359356
>drinks
>>8359348
baaaaaad
>>8359342
Naughty,naughty.If you keep teasing me like that,I might burst.
>>8359342
...I have zero idea who you are talking about, sounds stupid though.
>>8359389
HE NEED SUM MILK!
Milk makes me shit.
>>8359391
>kissu
Hey,look,guise.
Funny video.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-McIdVuY88
>>8359405
>slappus face off
>>8359337
>counteracts the missiles with his own missiles
>>8359391
He's a huge pain the ass and mocks everyone for the slightest thing and nobody likes him, alright?
>>8359443
Sounds like a jerk, maybe someone should teach him a lesson one of these days.
>>8359328
> Rigs the website like a l33t hackzor and replace everything with GREAT wrestling matches
> "GREAT" wrestling matches obviously imply they're all Seth Rollins' matches
Posts avas, music, and what you are doing right now.
>>8359428
>punches you in the face
>>8359455
Unfortunately, he teleports. A lot.
>>8359492
>I'm getting spammed with Jojo memes.
>>8359492
>Exploring SpaceEngine and listening to the in-game music.
>>8359492
https://youtu.be/sig6ZL2EkUQ
>>8359511
Huh, well that's a shame, but I bet he can't teleport in the arena.
>>8359492
>Waiting for a competition show to start. Also, milk.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SrsL6YFvY1M
>>8359492
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0uHCMt3wm04
Drinking tea while playing video games on multiple devices
>>8359492
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NDUwK5bbqhU
>Playing TTYD and bitching at Jude that his Discord is broken.
>>8359492
Watching the downfall of Jeb's political career
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=abfLDg_7Hjo
>>8359526
Yeah, but when you beat him in that he just goes "Ahaha~ you couldn't ever beat me in a real fight~".
>>8359582
>bitching at Jude that his Discord is broken.
Better change that to Getting kicked out of Judes DIscord.
>>8359492
reking people with the new dark souls 3 DLC weapons
>>8359492
>Trying to get my laptop to work normally
>>8359594
I bet he teleports away from a real fight, this coward.
Oh well what can you do but beat the crap out of him in the arena.
>>8359637
>>8359570
I enjoyed this video
>>8359667
>gay is not okay
>>8359654
Heh, you think I'm not planning on it? Just keep an eye out for him, he's a real creep.
>>8359492
>waiting for a new host.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BapzzE2HWlM
>>8359508
>punches back with a giant metal fist
>>8359693
What's with all the fucking milk?!
>>8359699
Alright, anyway, I need to find something to feed my mice, bye!
>>8359731
>>8359763
Touhou was a milkshake.
>>8359763
Looks like someone is milking this thread dry
I FUCKING HATE MILK REEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>8359747
Bah, whatever. Next lesson's on Wednesday. Later, Nazrin.
>>8359816
OWEN!!!!
How's the hosting queue for today looking?
>>8359793
What flavour?
>>8359814
Shipping 2 characters is one thing but shipping 2 characters together because one of them bantered the other into crying is something else.
Did I walk into a PS3?
Pls post dick milk
>>8359861
Don't you mean PS4 or XBone?
>>8359853
Weeb flavour.
>>8359853
>>8359877
No.
>>8359852
>I'll be going sometime tonight. Other than that, I dunno.
>>8359898
Didn't know what to expect
>>8359912
The only acceptable Touhou ship is Reimu x Fortune Teller, the rest are pure shit.
>>8359924
POST DICK MILK YOU FUCKING DEGENERATE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>8359937
Maybe one day, Anon. :v
>>8359933
Yeah I really tried to come up with something funny, but...
H3LLO YE FERKEN NUBS XDXDXD!
>>8359933
(Any ship is good!)
You guys look like you need something
give me 5 minutes
>>8359916
But with PS3 you would imply that we have a good amount of games.
>>8359955
Nah mate don't worry, there's always next time
>>8359967
That's just wrong.
What are you trying to achieve anyway
>>8359974
Thanks man
>>8359988
(A very poor surprise! That's what I was doing!)
>>8360009
>this kills the thread
>>8359933
>>8360009
>Uka Uka knocks over the glass of milk.
There.
I want to rape kogasa
>>8360025
>Love this artist
>>8360058
(And you can somewhere else~)
>>8360062
>>8360077
Where
>>8360006
Less of a suprise, more of an insult. Shipping two characters together for degenerate lesbian love is not okay ever.
And abuse is not a funny subject to romanticize either.
>>8360025
Literally only canon ship there is
>>8360062
His sketches are really good, makes me envious that I will never be able to draw