HG thread.
357th Express Games!
>>8355635
Gardevoir
your friend
Eggman-kun
>>8355635
Gabriel
Nagato
Nepper
7753
Suz
Paladin
KO's Wife
Cirno
Passed out squirrel
Becky Lynch
Haru
>>8355635
Gascoigne
Lord Beerus
Ryouna
Dracula
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jQ_KHqaqybk
>>8355635
Maria and Harusame
The Romantaker
Serval-chan's pussy
>>8355696
pervert
Switch Dog
Sergeant Oddball
EXTRA THICC
Phoenix Wright
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_8t60Lbgykw
>>8355635
Woosh.
Aku
HG in a nutshell
>entry
>>8355720
Thanks for hosting!
>>8355720
Let us begin. I am more than ready to earn my next victory.
Kuroyuri
>>8355720
lets start already
>>8355720
Another bloodbath.
Awwww
>>8355762
This can smells kinda funny, what's in it?
>>8355743
Hold still for a moment. Got to check my email.
>>8355762
H-Hey Mokou, do you still have my code I gave you?
>>8355762
Serval takes action quick, and blows up three tributes!
>>8355779
Whatever just make it quick. I cannot afford any distractions.
>>8355795
This will serve me well in my efforts.
>>8355795
F
>>8355788
>Yes, but it's long gone. Brant MIGHT be able to help..
>>8355788
Oh shit
>>8355795
>implying it was the truck used as bait
>>8355809
But OH MAN, Serval's effort is immediately overshadowed when Cirno goes nuclear!
>>8355795
So you teamed up? now what, nothing has changed
>>8355829
I wish I could have seen their faces
>>8355800
>Holds his state of the art phone that's not made in a chinese sweatshop to her antennas
>Orders a disgusting amount of porn magazines and beer
>And a squirrel keychain for her
Done.
>>8355829
OH NO, EGGMAN FINDS AN EXPLOSIVE OF HIS OWN AND TURNS THE TABLES ON CIRNO!
>>8355866
>Eggman kills the squirrel
This means war.
>>8355880
EGGMAN WAS TOO AMBITIOUS, AND THE TABLES ARE TURNED RIGHT BACK
>>8355849
>pats the Yandere's head
there there
>>8355725
WAKE UP ANAKU
>>8355898
WOW, WHERE DID THAT COME FROM? IT'S LIKE SHE HAD IT SPECIALLY SHIPPED FROM SOME EXPLOSIVE WAREHOUSE!
>>8355910
>>8355920
A game that ends in at the Feast, that's...sort of rare
>>8355920
Congratulations Nagato, you are the new winner of the Express Games!
>>8355955
Good job.
Thanks for hosting again.
>>8355955
>>8355943
26 kills in a 24 game, that has to be even rarer!
Thanks for playing!
>>8355955
Congrats Winner.
Thanks for the game,host.
>>8355970
>Thanks for hosting Mokou
>>8355943
I guess
>>8355970
Hehehe,I like...I REALLY LIKE THESE GAMES!
So much blood,so many people to break.
MORE
I WANT MORE!
>>8355970
Thanks for hosting, Mokmok.
>>8356020
I thought I was hosting the Katsu Games for a moment.
>>8355983
Kys
>>8355858
Glad to be of service...
>>8355920
What an explosive end. Thank you for hosting this round, it would seem my prediction on my victory was justified.
>>8355981
>>8355969
>>8355955
Thank you all.
>really sorry about that, I got dragged away by something important.
>>8356054
Eh?
Katsu...games....
WHAT'S THAT?!
CAN I BREAK PEOPLE IN THOSE GAMES?
>>8356095
Probably not, I haven't seen the host in a long time.
>>8356111
Despite this huge grin that I've got right now,that makes me quite sad.
I could cry right now.
test
Mokou stop hosting so much god damn
>>8356118
Do you lack other facial expressions?
>>8356131
>Can't stop won't stop
>>8356138
YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND!
I MUST NEVER CLOSE MY EYES
I MUST NEVER CEASE TO SMILE!
I MUST CONTINUE TO CRY
WHILE RIPPING APART EVERYTHING WITH JOY
The two conflicting emotions go surprisingly well........
>>8356138
You should stop hosting and start making winscreens
While we wait for a new game,post you ava's stats?
>>8356223
10 in all.
>>8356223
What?
>>8356223
Wha?
>>8356243
All the little trivial things,like height,weight,number of victories,highest kill count,etc.
I'm fucking bored man
>>8356223
Que?
>>8356254
10 in all.
ded
>>8356223
50ish
dedder
deddest
penis
>>8356317
l-lewd!
Am I the most killdest man in this thread?
>>8356333
no me
>>8356333
Trips say yes
>>8356333
Trips say no
ba
na
lon
gc
>>8356254
Probably has a thousand kills by now
I ROVE it
ha
ha
fucking shit i give up
>>8356388
This time I'll let you do it.
Mokoo pls host again
fir
Yeet
>>8356412
guess i'm not hosting then :^)
>>8356412
Fuck YOOOUUU
>>8356419
O-oh...
This place is deader than the Sumeragi Swordsmen.
who is this semen demon?
>>8356503
Caster Edison Stage 1
I am so fucking dead inside
>>8356542
Seconding.
Wow, this place is empty. What happened to everyone?
>>8356577
Well, everyone left since no one was hosting.
>>8356503
King President Edison
>>8356492
>>8356577
It's Friday. Everyone's either busy or sleeping.
>>8356605
Ah, bummer. How long until we get another one?
>>8356612
Who's busy on a Friday? It's, like, the pre-Weekend, where you just don't care about anything besides fun.
>>8356577
The may be working! people have jobs, you know?
>She looks directly to your eyes
W-Wow.. so this is what a "cosplayer" looks like.. is a little bit scary, it looks so real.
>leaves a newspaper
>>8356638
Because it's Friday, it's the last day of the week before the weekend, people're in a rush to get everything done so it doesn't haunt you during the weekend.
...Probably. At least that's my assumption, it's not like that where I live.
>>8356643
>Mae cocks her head to the side
What'd you call me?
>>8356656
>Mae picks up the newspaper and looks at the cover.
Dad enjoys these. I don't think he knows that the Internet has way more news and less ink poisoning. Bless his innocent soul.
>>8356723
Well, if you have nothing to do, ever, then every day is your weekend, right?
>>8356638
Hell if I know.
>>8356656
>reads
Ugh. Gunvolt's been blowing stuff up again. How long until boss calls me back to Firmament?
>>8356744
Why do you think I'm always here? At least one of the reasons why, anyhow.
>>8356656
Do I even wanna know?
>>8356744
A cosplayer! and a furry one! I read about it on the internet but never expect to see one
I wish military jets would stop flying over my house.
>>8356799
>jet flies over my house as I read his
what did you do
>>8356799
I wish their helicopters would stop going over mine
>>8356747
Do you think we could, like, summon one? Like a ghost?
>>8356757
Because you can't leave? Ever? Like, I've tried, but I always just come right back whether I want to or not. It's really weird.
>>8356796
Umm...is cosplayer another word for college drop-out?
>>8356799
>Checked.
>>8356799
Live somewhere better
why is Tom Edison a cat
>>8356830
I stick around because there's people I want to keep an eye out for, and because some good, old-fashioned beating the shit out of people is a pretty common pastime where I live, so it's no big deal.
But sure, if I wanted to, I damn well could just leave at the drop of the hat.
>>8356796
...is that a turd on your forehead?
>>8356799
Where do you even live?
>>8356830
Ghosts don't exist as far as I know.
>>8356857
Who in the what is a kitty?
>>8356830
No...? cosplayers are like people that like halloween to much and they do it every day, except for the candy part
>>8356822
I sent it to you, my bad.
>>8356824
Is that you, Kaito? They'll stop if you surrender and give up your collection of smiling dead children in pools.
>>8356838
I like where I live, I grew up having to be tough instead of some soft ass bitch like some people you see here.
>>8356897
The Land.
>>8356863
You live in a place where you can beat the tar out of people? Without, like, getting arrested?
>>8356897
They do! They totally do! One time, at Bea's house, we used an Ouija board or whatever, and there was a ghost who's name was "Fred." He was cool.
>>8356940
That sounds a lot like Harfest. People dress up in costumes, and get candy, and then when you get older you dress up and do crimes. It's just a lotta dressing up.
>>8356978
Weird name for a country.
Does it happen to be sponsored by Sumeragi, by chance?
>>8356995
Are you sure it wasn't just someone's Septima interfering?
>>8356995
Oh, ok. cosplayers are that, I think... and you look like one!
>>8356995
That's Gensokyo for you. What you can get away with is measured by just how long it takes you to get your ass kicked. They even made a game out of it so humans would stop getting accidentally killed!
>>8356904
>Staaaare/
>>8357082
that's rood
>>8357070
It sure is.
I want to fuck Nagato.
>>8357082
>The 'vampire' doesn't feel the small woman's stare. As such, she looks down the hole she had created a long time ago.
Hmmmm... hmmmm...
>The 'vampire' jumps into the hole.
>>8357070
Someone's what?
>>8357078
But I'm not wearing a costume right now. It's not Harfest. I can't be Witchdaggah without the power of Harfest!
>>8357082
That sounds really dangerous. And really awesome. When's tourist season?
Where are the people worth talking to?
>>8357093
Shush.
>>8357153
Oh, goddammit, Flandre! C'mon! Why is it that a big scary vampire like you keeps running away from a tiny little human like me!? Don't make me go down there!
>>8357182
Also, the youkai like to eat humans, they just can't if they're natives. Tourist season's all year 'round, it's just a hell of a lot easier to leave than it is to get in.
>>8357209
Gone.
>>8357209
They died.
Just like I'm about to if I hear one more fucking military jet fly over.
Post tits
>>8357209
>Hi Parsee.
>>8357215
They...eat people?
>>8357233
Ew! No! That's creepy!
>>8357209
Fuck off and strip down.
>>8357209
Here!
>>8357244
I mean not all of them, but a crapload of youkai wouldn't have any regrets making a snack of some outmatched human.
>>8357182
Wait... does that mean that.. you are a talking cat..?
>>8357271
Oh, thanks
>>8357209
>rolls on bed
>>8357209
Those are you)see?
>>8357258
Would they think about eating a cat?
>>8357267
>Mae raises her outstretched arms to emphasize her words.
What else would I be?!
>>8357330
They'd probably think you're one of their own, cat-types are pretty common. They'd still bully the hell out of you if you weren't strong, though.
>twitch power rangers marathon
>at the jungle fury season
this is cancer
fucking furfags
>>8357330
>She screams while getting away from you
>She is very away but still can talk to you
How is this possible?! they don't admit dragons but they admit talking cats?!
>>8357471
>very far away*
>tfw you're very away
>>8357530
Feels man
>>8357530
>I know my error, leave me alone english-senpai
>>8357116
Strange... no such country appears in the database.
>>8357182
A Septima. You know, like a superpower.
>>8357209
I'm here.
Where are le hosts
>>8357576
very away
>>8357576
No one is circlejerking so there's no one to host for.
>>8357590
>anon circlejerks with you
>>8357378
I'm strong, kinda! I once beat a kid's face in with a bat.
>>8357471
>Mae has to yell so Elma is able to hear her.
What do you mean they don't admit dragons?! Who?! What dragons?!
>>8357570
Like, heat vision? And reading minds?
>>8357576
>I'm not able to host at the moment.
>>8357604
O-oh...
>being this dead
You need a default game to pass the time until a real host comes by?
>>8357614
>She yells too
The rest of my faction! they don't admit them because our own rule of not interrupting in the human world!
>>8357576
Mentally preparing myself to miss another Gauntlet
>>8357614
Melee is a...basically-never-used skill in Gensokyo. In fact, most people in a battle never even get within four arms' lengths of each other, typically.
>>8357651
Hit us up, Nazrin.
>>8357651
Yes.
Does anyone remembers those CN bumpers with all the cartoon characters living in the same city? Would that be an equivalent of how things work here in HG?
>>8357676
yeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>8357676
probably!
>>8357676
That's how I see it anyway. Others may envision it differently though.
Give me 36.
I won't bump it and I'll only accept 3 swaps in 3 minutes.
>>8357693
Aku
>>8357693
Rika
I owe you one.
>>8357693
Reigen Arataka
>>8357657
>The yelling continues.
Are you saying I'm part of this faction thing?! I don't even know who they are! They sound like some nutjobs!
>>8357660
So do they just shoot each other, with guns?
>>8357693
Mae Borowski
>>8357693
Cirno
>>8357693
Elma jouii
>>8357693
Merak
>>8357693
Glaceon
>>8357693
The Crying Man
>>8357693
The Real Guy, The Best Guy
>>8357693
Gascoigne
>>8357693
Fujiwara no Mokou
>>8357693
Avenger
>>8357676
>Living in the same building as Aussa, Kamina, LF, KK, Kamina, Adachi, Yosuke, Izaya, Yukine and Asgore
How do I set fire to a 6-story building the quickest way?
>>8357693
Lon'qu
You are so slow, keep entering damn it, I'll give the winner a kiss if that's what will get you to enter faster. enter fillers.
>>8357693
Momiji
>>8357705
...Maybe I should just show you a recording of a fight from home that I got from someone, huh?
>>8357742
They don't all live in the same building/house you idiot.
But dousing something in the basement/first floor in gas and then setting that on fire will do pretty well to block off an easy escape.
>>8357758
Fortune Teller
>>8357693
Ibaraki Douji
>>8357693
Sticky Fingaz
>>8357693
My fetish
>>8357758
Shou Toramaru
>>8357693
Kyoko Kirigiri
>>8357742
Plain old gasoline
Toejam and Earl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cRRp3bUf_VI
>>8357693
Lord Beerus
>>8357693
King WeWuz
>>8357758
Usotsuki
>>8357693
Tatara Kogasa
>>8357693
Chaldea's booty arsenal
>>8357693
YoRHa No.2 Type B
>>8357742
>Kissu
>>8357768
Okay! Is it on the Internet?
>>8357758
Flute Bitch
>>8357693
THE CRIMSON DEMON
>>8357693
Mr. Momon
Shadow Ball Valley
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tdtRi9KvDgM
>>8357693
David Banner
>>8357693
Ophis
>>8357693
Zero
>>8357693
Stellan Skarsgard
>>8357614
Kinda. Just less generic.
For example, I can open wormholes, my boss has psychokinesis or something and his other lackey (pic) can turn himself into light.
>>8357693
Patchouli
>>8357693
Soviet
>>8357804
Hey, you! I don't care about the others, but leave Shuten out of your depraved idiocy, okay?
Forget the swapping, we are starting immediately
>>8357693
Mr WrestleMania
>>8357704
You get your win?
>>8357856
i-i was gonna swap but ok...
>>8357705
>She keeps yelling
No! you are not! i'm talking about myself and my faction! the faction order keeps the order of the human world! if something like a talking cat is living in the human world, I must stop them!
Ganondorf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gmL3xSeAmsw
>>8357742
Off yourself, Ramsay.
>>8357856
I, Reigen Arataka, accept this challenge.
>>8357865
>Did I win a game last night or something?
>>8357867
No swapping for you.
>>8357867
i know your pain, anon...
>>8357856
..Must I suffer the presence of these women? Get on with it!
>>8357868
Stop yelling! Some people are trying to sleep here!
>>8357879
/b/ game
>>8357872
I-I'm so happy....
I get to break as many people as I want now...
I LOVE THE HUNGER GAMES!
>>8357856
>>8357749
>Ahri glances over to Lun'qu, her tails doing the waving for her as she smiles.
It'll be fun fighting alongside you.
Let's have some REAL fun!
>>8357880
you told me to enter fillers but then wont even let me swap
baka...
>>8357872
Finally, a good quality weapon.
>>8357889
>Well shit, I forgot I entered that while waiting for my bus. Thanks.
>>8357880
Cancer.
>>8357872
I forgot to gather anything, but that doesn't change anything, right? I can still take whatever I want, because sharing is caring, or something like that!
That's a law made by humans, so you people have to follow it!
>>8357853
She's the one wearing almost nothing at all.
>>8357907
heheheh.....
I SAW THAT
RUN LITTLE PIGGY,RUN! IT'S MORE FUN THAT WAY,ISN'T IT?!
>>8357896
Their fault for being so slow.
>>8357846
Wow! That's awesome! How can I do those things? Swim in toxic waste? Get hit by a meteor?
>>8357856
Enter, stage left: Mae Borowski!
>>8357868
>There is no end to this madness.
What? But I live in my world! There's no humans there! Just, like, animals! Like me!
>>8357894
D-Don't come near me, let alone touch me. Do what you are supposed to do and I will do the same. No more and no less.
>>8357915
And what she is wearing is none of your business, but that doesn't change that you shouldn't do that ever again.
>>8357940
I'm merely saving you for later...no need to rush now,eh?
>>8357940
My mother used to do that for me...
>The Oni tries to sing, but her voice just isn't fit for the job, so the performance ends up being rather disappointing to say the least
I-I'll just wait until I pass out.
>>8357809
No, I had to buy this one. Security camera footage. Kappa always cost a small fortune to get something from them....
>She pulls out a tablet-looking thing, and fiddles with it, before holding it out.
Here.
>Video related; https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x_F5tlI8i4U
>Yes, yes that is a flying shrine maiden effortlessly defeating someone that's throwing miniature suns at her.
>>8357907
...Bastards.
>>8357907
Not fair! how I supposed to know if that was an infection or not?
>>8357929
>and she keeps yelling
Oh... but this is other world, AND I MOST RESTORE THE OR-
>Coughs
>She gets closer
owww, my throat.. what I was going to say, i'm gonna restore the order!
>>8357970
G-GASOLINE?!
NO NO NO,THAT MAKES MY EYEBALLS HURT HURT HURT H U R T!
>>8357942
>Ahri's smile grows.
Ah~ What's wrong? Afraid you'll fall to my charms?
>She eyes him up and down, to anyone else, she's obviously just messing with him.
You've met Kitsune before?
>>8357940
...Well these will help.
>>8357970
>Ahri spends most of her time on this hunt taunting Lon'qu.
>>8357970
Follow the lead of the king of the Oni, humans! Together we will burn up the capital and pillage every village that we see!
I mean, we're going to hunt for other humans! Yes, that's all we're going to do!
>>8357970
>>8357980
>pets
You'll win next time.
>>8358004
w-what.....
hehe.....
i guess a murderer only deserves as much...
>>8357970
>>8357994
>>8357970
Don't test my patience, woman. Now pay attention lest we fall for such an obvious ambush, it's an insult to strategy!
>>8357970
Where's the Kool-Aid for it?
>>8357980
Is that one of those tablets? Angus told me he wants one.
>Mae watches the video. The longer it goes one, the more intensely she stares at it until it ends.
...Well, that was a really cool game. Where can I buy it? Online?
>>8357983
The order? What's wrong with here, besides the mass death?
>>8357880
>>8358004
I better. At least your boss isn't winning, either~. That'd be awkward for you.
>>8358041
...That wasn't a game. That was a recording of an actual spell card battle. That actually happened.
>>8358062
>tilde
Kill yourself Aussa.
>>8358004
I see no harm in this, You have no ill will towards me..
>>8358054
My tails are a great source of warmth after all.
>>8357929
You are born with them.
Only the big shots know the actual circumstances.
However. It's not always that good.Word goes, some wacko who can turn his body into flies (ew) refused a work offer from us, so the white coats took him in and did some nasty stuff to him.
They say he now has to take drugs to avoid wanting to eat the staff.
>>8358054
Eat shit, scrubs.
>>8358054
Oh God...Oh God, not again! Get out of my head!
>>8358062
That's a lot of special effects to make that look real. Couldn't you have just used, like, CGI or whatever? That's what all the movies do nowadays.
tfw i don't work
>>8358054
T-This isn't fair! I got the worst ally that I could've asked for! Some woman that smells exactly like snails!
>>8358071
What is even the function of a tilde?
>>8358054
Do not get too close. Split up and flank them. One quick motion and move to the other!
>His blade drawn and his mind clear of hesitation, his attention is completely focused on his female oponents, his dislike for that gender completely buried away.
No hard feelings.
>>8358062
>tilde
JUNKO-SAMA?
tfw i get money from the government to do nothing
dude weed lmao
>>8358089
ily
>>8358041
Absolutely everything! people say bad stuff to others, people gets naked, people repeats someone else words, is chaos!
>>8358102
CAN I KILL YOU BRUTALLY ????!!
tfw my brother is my boss
>>8358082
That WAS real. Like seriously. Every second of that, no special effects or anything.
tfw my job is to let him fuck me in the ass
tfw my dad tried stopping him once and got his ass beat
tfw its ok because he uses a condom
>>8358108
>Ahri watches, giggling at first, until she realizes what's happened.
>She didn't mean for it to be poisoned! The Kitsune slowly sets the blow gun down before running away.
>>8358157
UGU KAWAII~~~~!!
>>8358157
that model is still literally a monster
tfw he empties the used condoms on my dad
>>8358110
The feeling isn't mutual, but I won't kill you for feeling that way. Even I know that my charm as an Oni is almost overwhelming.
The function of tilde is to signify that a word has been stretched out. More for moaning and groaning type stuff.
>>8358168
Disarmed and strangled with one's bare hands. Shame is upon me.
>>8358120
>>8358136
>>8358142
>>8358151
Tfw you're an annoying piece of garbage
>fires laser
>>8358177
oh my~
>>8358079
Did they put him in the loony bin? Jamie Angler's dad had to go there after he lost his mind back Junior year. I think he's still there.
>>8358108
Oh...oh, jeez. I didn't think those fireworks would hit anyone.
>>8358113
But that just all sounds like stuff that happens back home, too.
>>8358130
>Mae blinks profusely for a few seconds.
How the hell is any of that real? It looked right out of a cartoon!
>>8358168
Hey, this pizza tastes like garbage. Where'd you get it from?
>>8358177
A~r~a~ A~r~a
>>8358166
They really phoned it in on most of them in that cinematic.
>>8358166
Yeah... I may just get rid of that picture...
>>8358177
Or you know, yooooooou caaaaaaan jusssst speeeeeak liiiiike thiiiiis. it's retarded either way really.
>>8358179
>that art
Only deviantart and tumblr artists draw Fire Emblem characters?
>>8358210
>stretching out the nothing
the madman
>>8358177
In oriental languages it's used to denote a change of pitch.
Such as an anime girl's voice cracking as you suddenly ram your penis into her anal cavity.
>>8358210
>>8358169
lewd
>>8358207
I am too lazy to find high quality images and mostly just used google, Anon. Please understand. Most good artists that draw them are nips on pixiv.
tfw no anime girl butthole for me
>>8358193
What, never heard of magic?
>She flicks her wrist, and a thin, white laser flies from her fingertips skywards.
>>8358203
Language, Nazrin.
>>8358177
>I always used it to imply a sing-song tone.
>>8358244
>Falls into a pit and dies.
>GOD DAMN IT.
>>8358235
>Mae, without thinking, immediately shoves her hand into the laser beam to see if it's real.
OWWWW, EFFING SON OF AN EFF!
>>8358244
Haaaa....pretty lady won.....
I wonder what she tastes like.....
>>8358244
I told you to pay attention, woman! This loss is on you and nobody else!
>>8358244
>>8358235
Yeah, I'm speaking it.
>>8358236
An Anon after my own freaking heart.
>>8358244
i was almost hopeful for a second there
almost
thanks for hosting, and congrats!
>>8358193
Then I have to restore the order of that place too! but first I have to restore this one
>>8358271
Now where's the winner, I need to give them the kissing reward thing.
>>8358260
...And now you've got a hole in your hand. Good work.
>>8358271
I mean watch it! The pottymouth thing is my schtick, Nazrin.
Congrats, and thanks anyhow.
>>8358280
>thanks for hosting
>>8358280
Thanks for the match, unknown host.
>>8358280
My congratulations to the ruthless woman who won.My only regret is not RIPPING ANYONE APART
Thank you for hosting. I look forward to more bloodshed.
>>8358271
>>8358280
I won't thank you for hosting, but I suppose it was better than having nothing to do, while some humans cry about meaningless issues.
>>8358286
Please shut up.
>>8358327
Whoops messed up the link fuck