ITT: Pokemon are real. What's your favorite fossilmon?

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>>8351201
Me.
Cradilies are cool too.

>>835120
jijers

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>>8351178
No it's not. This is.
>Cat call the Galactic Grunt

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>>8351187
Well that's weird.
>>8351234
>Ring ring.
>Pick up.
...I don't get it.

>>8351252
smooch

>>8351252
fug

>>8351252
Yeah, you're telling me. I swear, either they've got something on him or he's on their payroll.
Oh, and a residential area got gas-attacked about eight-ish hours ago, cops say it was probably an attack on one asshole.
I bet his dumb ass was drinking with Thorpe as well.

(Man I'm gonna need a new grunt for this.)

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>>8351294
>>8351310
...Why.
>>8351313
What the fuck? Unova has some serious bullshit going on there.
Remind me to stay away from that hell hole then.
Anyway I need to be awake early to do some research so... Night.

>>8351413
I'm calling it a night as well. Stay safe, bud.

Turtle bump

Dropping absol as a character as I can't rp at fucking all with her, feel free to pick her character up I don't fucking care

So, I have two Garchomps.
And we often end up in a cuddle pile. They love it.
How do I avoid getting scratched up by their skin? Blood on the sheets doesn't help improve the mood.

>>8352991
Get one of them full body wetsuits that surfers use
most are designed to be able to withstand bites from Sharpedo and being around them so the same should apply to your Garchomp

>>8353090
Well, that could work.
I hope it can be taken off easily, though. Might end up torn off otherwise.
Thanks.

>>8352489
(^-^)

(I have a conundrum while I enjoy RPing as my character some people have voiced opinions alluding to the fact said character and another one have stolen the spotlight and it honestly makes me want to stop entirely, what do)

>>8353857
( I'm honestly having trouble thinking about which characters are being spotlight hogs right now buuuuut. I'd say maybe kinda nudge the characters towards comfy posting?)

>>8353857
Which characters? I can not think of any stealing any spotlights...

>>8353927
>>8353942
(Rather not say just in case I'm reading into this too much but both characters mostly comfy post as is so I honestly don't know why they said what they said. Mostly want to stop because I don't want to upset people who are trying to have fun and unwind like I am.)

>>8354003
(I think you are reading to much into it. If any one is taking spotlights it is mine. But i think all the characters here are all right. Do not give up cause of some faggot lol)

>>8354003
(If your characters are mostly comfyposting then it's likely not any fault of yours and people are just complaining for the sake of complaining. I ran into that problem with N for the first month or two of playing him. Just keep on posting and having fun, anon. The attention will shift from your character soon enough, presuming they're actually getting the kind of attention I'm assuming.)

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>gets up
>stretches a bit
>walking around

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>throws a ball repeatedly against a wall
>squeak
...
>squeak
...
>squeak
...
>squeak
...
>squeak
...
>squeak

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>>8354613
>whoops shiny accidentally fucked the Squeaky ball
>and by fucked I mean broke
>it no longer Squeaks
>into the Trash he puts it

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>>8355110
>Skulk from the darkness
>Obtain ball
>Skulk away back into darkness

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Make sure you subscribe to my youtube channel
New raps every week
Smash that like button

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>>8355127
What

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>>8355134
NOTHING TO SEE HERE SMALL PINK DOG. MOVE ALONG.

>attempt to vanish into the darkness again
>fug I'm bad at this

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>>8355133
>silently presses the dislike button
>creates multiple accounts to dislike it even more
>rolling for the amount of extra accounts, last two numbers decide

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>>8355133
Not bad
>Subscribes

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>>8355133
>slam dat like button at REAL NIGGA HOURZ
>Because Alcock is a patron of the arts

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>>8355133
What is rap and why does it sound like a child trying to attempt poetry

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>>8355133
>Like
>But don't subscribe
It ain't Run the Jewels but I's guess it's aight'.

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>>8355258
Because thats what it is
A sad musical genre for sad people

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>>8355133
>Smash that mf dislike button
>Also leaves a rude comment
>Something along the lines of "you sound like peewee herman kys"

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>>8355311
>shit
>Clicked like by accident
>Why they gotta be so close damnit

>>8355133
>Roll to dislike video

>roll to destroy jewtube forever

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>>8355133
>likes
>subscribes
>comments
First!

>>8355133
>Roll to like

>>8355451
>Roll to make zorro god of all things

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>>8355133
Put your weiner in my buns

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>>8355133
>Dislike the video and leave a rude comment about his fashion sense

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>>8355133
Could be better, but it's not the worst I've heard. Keep practicing.
>Like

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>>8355311
>>8355329
You tried.
>>8355133
... this is shit, and you're shit.
>Dislike
>Submit the video to Comedy Central

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>>8355507
Sorry babe, I've got my eye on another girl

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>>8355674
Bullshit. Rappers are all flaming faggots.

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>>8355674
Skull Grunt-sama I-

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>>8355703
What's that R stand for anyways?
RUDE?

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>>8355757
He's right ya know.
And it stands for Rocket ya fuckin neanderthal.

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>>8355757
Yes, obviously the red R associated with Team ROCKET stands for "Rude". Alola's education system must've gotten shittier since I graduated.

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>>8355776
I went through Kanto before, never heard of you has-beens even once.

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>>8355790
That's because we moved our base of operations to Johto after Giovanni got his shit kicked in by Red, dumb ass.
.... did you even go to Highschool?

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>>8355790
What? That stuff was all over the news when I lived there, how'd you miss it? They kept interrupting my favorite tv show for it, you're lucky!

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>>8355810
I bet you think you're real hot shit 'cause you're in Team Rockets. It's over, it's been over for years for you chumps. You're a bunch of old heads thinkin' you're still relevant literally anywhere. You're not.
You're old news.

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>>8355891
That's funny, because we've still done and are still doing more than you. I suppose you'll have to wait for Prion to finish his deal with Colress to see.

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>>8355994
Good job committing the most crime, bro
I'm sure your dad is proud

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>>8356122
Sure was - he worked for Rocket, too. Best damn getaway driver Rocket had, rest in fucking peace.

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>>8356204
A whole genetic lineage of slum-dwellers
I wonder how far the atrophy goes back

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>>8356227
>>8356204
The fuck is this grunt on grunt violence, guys.
You're just perpetuating the stereotype. Please, don't perpetuate the stereotype.
Grunts gotta fuckin' watch each other's backs, 'cause Arceus knows our bosses won't.

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>>8356291
Buddy would agree, he was probably the smartest grunt... actually he was the smartest

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>team rocket
Is there something i should know?

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>>8356616
I'm responsible for the death of several team rocket members, buddy was going to be a target. Then I realized the people hiring me were a bunch of assholes

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>>8356477
I fuckin' made it through my last job by knowing a few things: who not to work with, how to not get caught with my pants down, and when to cut and run.
Near the end I straight-up turned mole so I'd have a chance to get outta there.

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>Buizel catches fish, and trains in a river

Uh, anybody in Unova, turn on the news.
Apparently some shit's going down innabit.

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>>8356895
Glad I am not there.

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>>8356688
I kind of miss Giovanni. In a weird way.
Rocket had all the potential but none of the ethics.

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BREAKING NEWS:
Police chief Thomas Thorpe has just announced his resignation from his position as head of Unova PD. He claims that this decision is motivated by medical concerns, and his advancing age. Thorpe is over the recommended retirement age for officers, and suffered the loss of his left leg during civil revolts which gripped Unova. Nevertheless, critics of Thorpe's policies claim that unverified allegations of misconduct and improper contact with Plasma personnel are the primary motivator.
It should be noted that UNBC cannot independently verify such claims.
No formal replacement has been announced at this time.

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>>8357013
I do to, you can say he was a... "good" bad guy? He was very skilled at what he did

>>8356691
Well maybe your one of those few grunts who actually learned, I don't see many of those these days. You my friend deserve something for not being a complete retard like most grunts

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>>8357053
Never thought Is'd be glad ta get stuck in Orre...

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>>8357013
yo
where in castelia are you dude

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>>8356227
Gee, I don't know, maybe I should ask your-
>>8356291
Right. Sorry. Skull Grunts just tend to get on my nerves.
>>8356477
Buddy... Buddy.... Sounds a bit familiar.
>>8356616
.... nope. Not at all. Definitely not.

>>8357053
I knew it, I FUCKING knew it!
Fucker's scared that people are getting close to the TRUTH!
I'm going to BLOW THE LID OFF this conspiracy, you mark my words.
I found the MISSING PIECE of this puzzle, and it's bigger than you can EVEN IMAGINE.

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>>8357094
Yeah. He was an amazing trainer as well.

>>8357124
hmmm
man I am pretty lost in this city.
I'll just head to the west side PokeCenter.

>>8357156
>squints

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>>8357196
.... I have a pretty big imagination. Care to share?

>>8357196
go play with your absol, anon.

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>>8357197
aight dude
ill be waiting there
anything you want to eat

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>>8357197
>Robert squints back
What do you want, zapmouse?

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>>8357094
Yeah, you run with psychoes like my ex-bosses, you either learn fast or get dead. Fuckers had leverage on most of us by the time we'd get to actual high risk work, too. My case, it was "we'll have you arrested for not paying child support and then killed in prison 'fore you can sing." Fuckers. I know I don't have five child support payments, I ain't gotten laid enough for that. Maybe one, she dumped me and I moved before I found out if she had a kid, but not five.
Fuck, I'm rambling again. Fuck.
>>8357156
Hey, it's cool. I just seen too many grunts get bloody with each other for dumb-shit reasons, bud. Like the bosses and the law weren't enough for us to deal with.

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>>8357241
>roll to find the pokecenter

>>8357256
I want to know where the new rocket hideout is.

>>8357213
The JOKE is on YOU!
I don't HAVE an Absol! I don't even let Absols near my HOUSE!
>>8357210
The missing link is one of YOUR PEERS.
Thorpe, the so-called "killchip conflict", the Pipe Madman, the deaths of General Marlowe and Speaker Chorale, they're ALL CONNECTED.

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I just finished weeding out the remaining two weasels in my employees and reclaiming my subsidiaries. What should I drink to celebrate?

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>>8357256
"Zapmouse"?
Bro, that's, like, our word.
'Chu don't get to use that word on us, bro. Please.
>>8357323
Sitrus juice, that stuff rules.

>>8357346
zaprat

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>>8357308
Sure they are, and my boss secretly fucks his robots.

I get one sick day and return to my post and the fucking house looks like it's condemned. What in the ever loving fuck happened there?

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>>8357323
Hey Mr. Steven!

>>8357241
>reroll
Let's get some ketchup!

>>8357377
Did you make Ruby upset?

>>8357357
....
>thunder

>>8357367
...
Who wants to tell him?

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>>8357308
And next you're going to tell us that Beeheeyem run the government.

>>8357377
...Which house?

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>>8357291
If there is one it's probably under one of those Rocket Pizza places. I'm one of the abroad operatives, I don't get to know that shit.
>>8357346
Oh, my bad. Staticrodent?
>>8357377
I don't know, why don't you play investigator and tell us?

>>8357367
Your BOSS is a secret ROBOPHILIAC?
HOW could I have been so BLIND?
This changes EVERYTHING! EXCEPT the conspiracy I'm going to BLOW WIDE OPEN!

>>8357401
I should have been more clear, the house I'm tasked with watching has got warning tape all over it.
>>8357415
House in Castelia where the Cartier incident occurred
>>8357424
Probably gonna have to.

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>>8357346
Sitrus wine.... Maybe.
>>8357401
Hello, pikachu. How have you been?

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>>8357401
i got some hotdogs
snagged some of those ketchup packs too
you want a whole hotdog or like
just the ketchup

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>>8357424
"'Chu", is, like, the word the 'Chus I know prefer, bro.
Sorry I got all up on 'chu, bro. I thought for a sec 'chu were trying to, like, talk some 'take it outside' trash with a fellow 'Chu.

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>>8357448
...All right, let's see... hm.
From what I'm seeing, that place got bombed with mustard gas last night. Not sure exactly who did it, hmmm...

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>>8357424
You better keep your nose clean.
No Illegal and/or unethical experiments.

>>8357448
Why where ya watching it?

>>8357449
Been better. Red is missing!

also you should drink some ketchup

>>8357456
Just the ketchup
>reroll to find

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>>8357409
... tell me what?
>>8357430
As far as I know, no, he isn't. It's an ongoing joke that I used for sarcasm, in case you couldn't tell.
You have fun with that conspiracy, I'm sure they'll give you a nice tin foil hat for figuring it out.

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>>8357053
...and now for an important message from your friends at Catalyst Radio (YEAH)
We wish luck to former police chief Thomas Thorpe in his retirement, his deeds in in the Unovan Civil Wars and the battle for pokemon rights will never be forgotten.

>>8357487
Just my job, watch and report and apparently I'm not it very good either.
>>8357486
Mustard gas... did Cartier's crew decide to get revenge after all?

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>>8357481
Nah, just getting in the snazzy banters and mandatory trash talk.
>>8357487
>Red is missing
.... oh shit. Your his Pikachu, aren't you.

>>8357415
NO! The BEHEEYEM SCOUTS are INSCRUTABLE, and have not MADE their MOVE yet.
>>8357488
If I'm crazy, then HOW did a man seen in HOENN end up in UNOVA in under eight hours DURING the REVOLT!? There was a CIVILIAN NO-FLY ORDER.
How did a GENERAL end up TELEPORTED into a CONTESTED area, and IMMEDIATELY KILLED IN CLOSE COMBAT?
How is it that a man MURDERED three members of the Unovan government during the conflict, and his Pokemon were NEXT SEEN in THORPE'S POSSESSION?
You CAN'T deny the truth FOREVER!

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>>8356754
Do your best today, Buizel!

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>>8357538
Maybe. Their last leader figure bit the dust about the same time, so maybe it was a delayed action.
In any case, if I was them I'd fuck off after a thing like that.

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>>8357487
aight
you okay dude
kinda taking your time
did you get mugged or some shit

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>>8357538
What kind of job is that? don't you wanna do something else?

>>8357569
Yes.

>>8357601
wait i've been here before.

>reroll

No! I hate big cities...

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>>8357487
Drink... Ketchup.
I'm not drunk enough for that, but maybe after a night of drinking I'll do it.
Any leads for where Red went?

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>>8356754
YOU CAN DO IT
WE BELIEVE IN YOU

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>>8357578
>Porygon-Z-flavored laughing
Ah, conspiracy theorists. Never change.

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>>8356754
ALL OF AFRICA STANDS BEHIND YOU, BUIZEL
GO OUT AND GROW STRONG

>>8357580
>>8357642
(...I do not understand this esoteric meme)

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>>8357578
you sounds mad. I is suggest you look at pictures of prettiest bird in whole Casstelia until calm down also pleas give bagle to prettiest bird in whole Castelia that me

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>>8357613
Fuuuuuuck. Fine. I'll be a good grunt, eat my veggies, and wash behind my ears.

>>8357613
Gotta keep the lights on somehow little man.

>>8357663
So they're finally here, performing for you If you know the words, you can join in too Put your hands together, if you want to clap As we take you through this monkey rap Huh!!

DK! Donkey Kong!!

He's the leader of the bunch, you know him well He's finally back to kick some tail His Coconut Gun can fire in spurts If he shoots ya, it's gonna hurt He's bigger, faster, and stronger too He's the first member of the DK crew Huh!

DK! Donkey Kong! DK! Donkey Kong is here!

This Kong's got style, so listen up dudes She can shrink in size, to suit her mood She's quick and nimble when she needs to be She can float through the air and climb up trees If you choose her, you'll not choose wrong With a skip and a hop, she's one cool Kong Huh!

DK! Donkey Kong!

He has no style, he has no grace This Kong has a funny face He can handstand when he needs to And stretch his arms out, just for you Inflate himself just like a balloon This crazy Kong just digs this tune Huh!

DK! Donkey Kong! DK! Donkey Kong is here!

He's back again and about time too And this time he's in the mood He can fly real high with his jetpack on With his pistols out, he's one tough Kong He'll make you smile when he plays his tune But Kremlings beware 'cause he's after you Huh!

DK! Donkey Kong! Huh!

Finally, he's here for you It's the last member of the DK crew This Kong's so strong, it isn't funny Can make a Kremling cry out for mummy Can pick up a boulder with relative ease Makes crushing rocks seem such a breeze He may move slow, he can't jump high But this Kong's one hell of a guy Huh!

C'mon Cranky, take it to the fridge!

Walnuts, peanuts, pineapple smells Grapes, melons, oranges and coconut shells Ahh yeah!!

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>>8357613
uh
want me to come get you
probs find you without getting like
horribly fucking lost
>>8357665
but the prettiest birb in castelia is my blaziken

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>>8357687
>squints
you better. I still have Gold's phone number.

>>8357689
that sounds like a terrible job to me.

>>8357709
No I got this!
>reroll

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>>8357709
this Unova you have the right to be rong about things
i not come and fite you about best bird, i do that once and other bird throw rocks. rocks is cheat.

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>>8357741
That fucker's still around? Thought he ran off into the woods to hide from Joey's endless bs calls.

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>>8357757
>tiny squeek

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>>8357741
dude
the ketchup is getting warm
its gonna be all gross and shit by the time you get here
>>8357757
ive got three pretty birds with me man
think you can win a beauty contest
got doritos as the prize

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>>8357779
wait i remembers you. you was hiding when best bird fight happen.
you looking like you thougt I see tasty cheesy danish you not tasty cheesy danish.

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>>8357843
...

...Y-you don't... you don't eat Rattatas...?

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really makes you think

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>TVs all around the world briefly change stations.
I am the leader of the followers of Delta.
We wish our god released, and our monks will be taking a much more active role in helping Hoenn.
Unlike the Holder of Delta.

We would like to see Delta released without any need for violence.

Good day, Hoenn.

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when you forget to pay child support

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>>8357873
I'm so relieved to be retired now, I don't envy whoever ends up mixing it up on the front lines in this fight...

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>>8357857
Rattatatta a not tasty, strabuck baggels is best.
I is immediate domain a bagel be right back

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>>8357765
Haha! yeah joey... he's an interesting guy.

>>8357806
You never had fried ketchup before?
>reroll

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This is my typhlosion, say something nice to her

>>8357873
have fun getting your plot ignored

>>8357941
I dont believe you have a female typhlosion.

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>>8357873
What the fuck is Delta?
>>8357934
I heard he took over Viridian gym. Team entirely of Rattatas.
>>8357941
.... fuck

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>>8357873
This is what happens to non-believers!

>>8357053
I heard they're gonna put another pro-pokemon guy in.
So thank god.

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>>8357941
Typhlosion a cute. Cute!
Would hug out of ten.
>>8357873
. . .
John, Seb, what's a Delta?
>go running off

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>>8357987
You denied the freedom of the sky now suffer in the prison of the sky

>>8357873
>A trio of Pokemon are sitting in a room watching TV when this comes on.
>One of them turns to another and asks "Should we do something about this, boss?"
>The one being spoken to turns back and responds "Yeah, this is our region after all, we can't let some crazies fuck it up again."
>The third Pokemon chimes in "We should get back to base and plan this out before we do anything drastic."
>The leader of the three looks back "Good thinking, lets go."
>The trio then walk out of the abandoned house and burrow underground, heading towards the Desert Ruins.

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>>8358005
For eternity you shall be denied the light in death

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>>8357941
Her fur is very nice?

>>8357982
He became THAT gym leader? wow.
I am genuinely surprised.

>>8357806
Made it! There you are.

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>>8358021
The same light you denied in life

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Delta worshipper here, delet this heretical pornography of Delta

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>>8357921
>Mousie sigh of relief.

>>8357997
...Oh, uh, okay.

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>>8358043
Yeah. this.

>>8358043
>>8358057
stop feeding the shitposters pls

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>>8358057
yo ruby
want some of these hotdogs
>>8358034
you found me in the maze that is castelia
heres your prize
>Roll for how many ketchup packets pikachu gets

>>8357995
Copanon here.
There's a shitton of politicking in the office right now, this blindsided us.

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>>8358034
>>8357997
>>8357974
Thank you!

>>8358077
>Fucking dubsfail
>Dave trips, dropping the ketchup packets on the ground, where they then burst and splat

>>8358081
Either way I'm happy you guys are getting someone just as good if not better than Thorpe.
...Right?

>>8358097
those are some weak ketchup packets

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>>8358077

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>>8358077
Oh yeah you know it man!

>grabs two in each hand

>Thorpe is out of the police force
>Police are currently drowning in politics

Time for Molotovs!

>>8358139
Gee Ruby.
Four weiners?

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snecc

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>>8358180
i l l u s o r y t i t t i e s

>>8358170
copfag here don't do that
I think my side just lost though
posting from a bathroom stall just got out of a meeting

>>8358217
Make me. Me and Magmortar are already heading down West and 8th.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=It7107ELQvY

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>>8358217
FUCK THE POLICE
NO JUSTICE NO PEACE
FUCK THE POLICE
'CUZ NOW WE RUN THESE STREETS

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>>8357997
Hey, wait
...damn
>time for a little research

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>>8358122
>>8358125
fucking
shitty ass street vender ketchup packets
sorry man
guess you can like
have this hot dog
fucking lick the ketchup off or something
>>8358139
holy shit ruby
thats a lot of weiners
world weiner champ right there

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>>8358217
>>8358240
Detective Biggs here. I'll get on the arsonist. Deal with the shit back home.

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>>8358172
Four Wieners!

>>8358272
>stuffs 2 of them in mouth
should we get outta town? looks like stuffs about to get rough.

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>>8358240
He won't, but I will.

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>>8358272
NOoooo!!!!!

>>8358277
>>8358304
Ooh the not cops are coming after me.
Magmortar, flamethrower.
>Magmortar uses flamethrower

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>>8358361
Kid, I don't have time for your shit.
>Blastoise is sent out.
>Blastoise Mega Evolved.
Stand down.
>Blastoise uses Hydro Pump.

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BREAKING NEWS:
Former Administrative Officer Hugo Gunderson has just been named as the new chief of Unova PD. In a statement upon taking office, he said:
"I'm gonna being low and order back to the streets of Unova. No more riots, no more wild 'I saw Mew I swear' BS, no more Plasma operatives crawling back into our Region to get a foothold. A new, more peaceful Unova begins today."
Anonymous sources report that his appointment was unexpected to those close to the Police Chief's office, as Gunderson's resume is atypical of the position.
We will continue to keep you informed as we get new information.

>>8358384
>irl facelaim
uuuugh

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>>8358361
Ugh, this is going to mess with my data if Sliggoo evolves.
>Aether Employee Hilbert sent out Sliggoo (37)
>Sliggoo used Rain Dance

>>8358375
>>8358394
Can either of you pigs hit shit?
>Magmortar uses Fire Blast!

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>>8358246
Can you like not burn down the police station?

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>>8358357
uh dude
were gonna have to cut town before shit gets nasty
ill buy ketchup in the next town man
>>8358294
>Resist the urge to make a dirty joke
aight dude
are we hopping on fug or like
riding on metagross's head

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>>8358404
Water beats fire any day, kid.
>M. Blastoise uses Hydro Cannon.

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>>8358404
Rain Dance can't miss.
>252+ SpA Magmortar Fire Blast vs. 252 HP / 88+ SpD Eviolite Sliggoo in Rain: 16-20 (12.1 - 15.1%) -- possible 7HKO
Sliggoo? Use Curse.

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>>8358453
Yeah we can take Fug i guess. he ain't got a aux cable like metagross does though....
>shove the other two in mouth

>>8358454
>>8358492
>Magmortar is KfuckingOed.
>Anon lights up a molotov and tosses it at them and books it.

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>>8358453
ok! Let's go then.

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>>8358437
Also today was a pretty good day. I got a hug from my trainer!

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>>8358545
The same trainer that calls you loser? That was nice of him.

>>8358512
>walking home and witness this
>attempt to trip the dumbass

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>>8358384
>No more wild 'I saw Mew I swear' BS
...

Hm.
>Mew narrows her eyes at her TV, then goes out, thinking up what sort of Transform disguise would be the best for this situation.
>After all, she's not taking action yet... just observing... yeah, a Pidove would be best.
>...Time to pay Mr. Gunderson a little visit.

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>>8358579
Yeah i know. I was actually pretty shocked myself about it.

>>8358610
(Do you have to get in on everything? This is why people keep complaining about legendaries, dude.)

>>8358634
(This is part of a pre-meditated plot that was ironed out in the Discord. Shut your yap.)

>>8358638
(Yeah okay. now I know why people keep leaving.)

>>8358634
(Things get planned ahead in the Discord, you should know)

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>>8358496
geez ruby
somebodies been practicing
>>8358514
onto the fug
>roll to climb onto the fug without making a fool of himself
>>8358646
>>8358634
(The plot with Mr Gunderson was planned out in the Discord and was going to be used to make it so that Mew didn't have to get involved all the time. )

>>8358650
>>8358668
(Okay, whatever.)

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>>8358646
(no people bitching about stupid shit makes people leave. if you don't fucking like like then just ignore it. why is this that hard to do?)

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>>8358512
Oh hell...
>Roll to roll out of the way

>>8358683
>Ignore a possibly world changing plot
Man zorro you are a genius

>>8358683
(because people are salt mines and must whine)

>>8358696
(What's the problem with world-changing plots? What, do they cut in on your comfyposting time?)

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>>8358696
(It's not world changing. I literally just explained what it was. It's a minor plot to make it so Mew doesn't have to be involved in literally everything. )
>>8358695
>Hilbert's grace is on the pole, not on the field
>Pants: on fire
>His ass is singed, but he's not going to burn to death
>Thank you, rain dance

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>>8358668
Practicing what? I was super frickin hungry!

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>>8358759
uh
nothing
nope
nothing at all rubs
>roll for poker face

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>>8358668
>hops on daves head
where we going to anyway?

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>>8358780
idk man
whered you last see red
any idea where he might be

(Should I pick up a cop for random bad shit potentially happening in Unova?)

>>8358807
(You could pick up a cop, but then there's the possibility of getting involved in the plot with the new police chief. So if you don't want that you could always pick up a Plasma grunt or something similar)

>>8358830
(Would Cole Phelps be an okay faceclaim or should I have it just be a cop that avafags with a pokemon?)

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>>8358791
Well we where looking at flowers in Striaton city and i turned around for a second and he was gone... No trace at all.

>>8358807
(this sounds fun)

>>8358850
(I can't say I really know who Cole Phelps is, but looking at google images I'd say it's fine. You could always have him avafag as a Pokemon to preserve his anonymity for job reasons.)

>>8358851
(Thank you.)
>>8358872
(Might use pokemon avafag when not being outside and the Cole facelaim when outside? Idk I'll work on it and give you guys an idea of what I'm doing.)

>>8358962
(Sounds good to me dude.)

>>8358962
(^.^...)

>>8359023
(Would it be okay if I gave him something like a Colt Detective Special or Colt Police Positive?)
>>8359056
(Uh, did I do something wrong?)

>>8359056
fuck off turts

(i forgot to ask this yesterday but are there even any characters in sinnoh?)

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>>8358851
alright
striaton
thats in unova right
>>8359057
(No, you're fine. That's just a shitposter pretending to be Turts. )
(I can't say I know what either of those things are, are they guns...?)
>>8359076
(I have Gadreel, Palkia, and Dialga in Sinnoh, Ray has Ollie is in Sinnoh, and someone has a Galactic Grunt over there. Outside of that I don't think there is. )

>>8359076
(there are some, we're working to get some more there so hopefully any sinnoh based chars will get some more interaction)

>>8359057
(I don't see policemen outside of Orre being issued pistols on a regular basis. After all... they usually have Pokemon. An Ice Beam from a Porygon-Z is most likely going to be better than a Colt Detective Special in almost every way.

That being said... both pistols you suggested would fit the time period we've locked firearms and other conventional weapons to.)

>>8359094
(I would like the random "is" to leave my sentence.)

>>8359057
( ... >>8359094 ^.^)

>>8359066
(...>>8359094 ^.^)

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>>8359094
yup! it's not to far from here.

>>8359094
>>8359101
(Alright I'll drop the gun thing.)
>>8359120
(okay...?)

>>8359153
(dont give it a (you) its some shit poster just ignore them)

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>>8359136
uh
any idea how to pilot a fug
>>8359153
(I think having one on his person would be fine, since his Pokemon aren't always going to be out and able to defend him)

Nice to know Unova's going to shit.

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>>8359335
Unova was always shit.

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So guys, I haven't posted in a while because I've been trying to get some levels because of what happened a few days ago.
Also the whole thing with the mustard gas didn't help, sad what's been happening with Unova because I really did like those milkshakes.

(levels gained = last number * 2)

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>>8359335
stuff does that when i am around!

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>>8359372
I don't think they're talking about the mustard gas thing hun.

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>NECROZMA: SEEK OUT MORE GRUNTS TO ADD TO THE GRUNT PILE

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>>8359427
Oh. that stuff did not taste like mustard though.
I hate boats though...
>flops on belly

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>>8359365
DID SOMEONE ORDER A MILKSHAKE?

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>>8359544
>flops on zorro

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>>8359544
Apparently according to Google it's called that because it smells like mustard.
No idea how people know that considering how lethal it is.

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>>8359572
I DID

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>>8359658
Okay, that'll be 699 P, how are you paying?

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>>8359698
WHAT ABOUT A COOL PIERCING
WHERE DO YOU WANT IT

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>>8359735
I can't bring back a cool piercing to the boss, pal. You got the cash or no?

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>>8359757
>NECROZMA: HAND POTATO
YES I DO

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>>8359606
oof!
Do you like boats?

>>8359627
yeah that is a very misleading name.

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>>8359783
.... that's a potato.

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>>8359796
Boats are okay but boring

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>>8359822
YOU ARE MAKING MY JOB HARD

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>>8359885
That's my line. Ugh... Does the piercing at least look good?

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>>8359796
I mean considering it hasn't really been used for around 100 years.
I mean now it's a war crime considering it pretty much MELTS YOUR SKIN.

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>>8359876
okay?!?!?!
boats are super stuuuuuuuuuuuupid!


>>8359929
yeah and it is not the good kind of melt either.

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>>8359926
YES IT WILL.
WHERE WOULD YOU LIKE IT.

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Alright, I'm on the slow boat to vacation. Time to have a little fun.
Name's Thomas Thorpe, formerly of Unova PD. Spent thirty years or so on the force, in positions ranging from general patrol to investigation to administration and command.
Ask me anything.

>>8359947
>>8359876
>clunk
>The boat has docked.
>Frankie's finally awake (read: OOC finished being people's personal taxi IRL) too.

Alright, we're here. Kalos.

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>>8359973
I don't think I can wear piercings at my job, maybe the ton-
.... will.
You don't have it yet?

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>>8360005
woo!
>jumps off the boat onto the dock

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>>8359986
...WOULD YOU BE INTERESTED IN A GIFT
>>8360014
I DO
STICK YOUR TONGUE OUT

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>>8359986
So suppose someone attacks me and they die.
If I were to theoretically feed that person to my Pokemon how much legal trouble would I be in?

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>>8359973
>>8360054
What pokemon is that!?

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>>8359986
Know any goo' places to spen' a week lon' break?

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>>8360090
One that isn't supposed to be running around everywhere.

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>>8360054
Oooookay.
>Francis sticks his tongue out at Necrozma
I swear to Arceus if its neon blue

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>>8360054
No thanks. I appreciate the offer, though.
>>8360061
Defilement of a corpse and destruction of evidence charges at minimum.
It would also cast the incident in a very, very dim light for any jury trial or investigation.
>>8360098
I used to say "Nimbasa", but that part of Unova's gone a little wild lately. I'd suggest someplace like Undella Town.

>>8360046
>Frankie: exchange Unovan dosh for Kalosian currency.
Don't run too far, we still have a bit of travel ahead.

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>>8360218
where else we going?
>excite

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>>8360046
>ride on zorros back

>>8360235
>Frankie: pet the phox.
Down the coast. We're not sticking around in the first port city we hit this time.
The, ahem, incident shook me up a bit, so we're laying low.
Hopefully we can find a quiet place in or just outside Ambrette.

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>>8360174
>JAB SMALL GEM THROUGH TONGUE
>Francis can now pass all speech checks that aren't something completely bullshit.
YOU ARE WELCOME
>>8360199
LAME

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>>8360199
Well then. Thanks. Completely unrelated but... If all of the dumpsters near my house disappear how suspicious would that be? In theory.

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>>8360199
Wil' is always a lil' fun. How bad is it?

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>>8360276
Ow thit
>Put your tongue back in your mouth, doofus
Thanks, I guess. Gotta go bullshit my way out of getting fired over this, wish me luck.

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>>8360276
I'm on a boat in the deep ocean right now. Meeting up might be a bit of a challenge. My apologies, I'll take you up on the offer later.
>>8360329
Exceedingly so. That's concrete evidence that shit's going down. Cheap moves like that will get you in trouble faster than skinny dipping in the bay. And in more deep trouble, too.
psst, four-ten-twentysix-thirty.
Ahem.
>>8360357
There was some indiscriminate violence in a residential area recently, and people aren't thrilled with my replacement.

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>>8357873
ICE WILL BE HAPPY TO STOP YOU
>378: RETURN TO HOENN

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>>8360248
ha! you are super light weight!

>>8360264
>petted
>more excite
sounds like a cool adventure!

>>8360434
Excellent. Ambrette's a good place to lay low, fair tourist traffic so we won't be too out of place.
>Frankie: begin trip.
You mind a little backwoods camping if we don't get there before nightfall?

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>>8360427
....
....... know any apartments big enough for a 19' dragon?

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>>8360481
You mind if I come with? I mean I don't have anything to do with whatever's going on but I'd like to help if I can.

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so i was walking near the desert and i got a bad feeling about this place... never had this feeling before.

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>>8360427
Ah. Not my kin'a fun. Undella it is. Anyt'ing I shoul' know 'bout Undella?

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>>8360532
CHILL OUT
ICE AM WORKING

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>>8358007
>Windy desert noises: Take 2.
>Subtitle: I somewhat know what I'm doing this time, maybe.

>The trio of Pokemon finally make it back to the Desert Ruins.
>The leader of the group surfaces first, shortly followed by the two subordinates.
>Stone, the leader of the group, turns around to the other two Pokemon and bellows "Slate, keep watch. Storm, you're coming with me."
>Slate and Storm both respond with "Yes, sir." before carrying out the orders they were given.
>Slate climbs up on top of the Ruins and watches out into the desert while Storm and Stone go inside to discuss plans.

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>>8360532
Which desert? I've known many of them to be fairly unsettling, but you make it sound as if you've been there before.

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>>8360499
I'd advise getting a place outside the metro area.
Apartments won't accomodate a Pokemon nineteen foot tall. Eight at most.
>>8360572
It's a fairly popular vacation spot. Avoid the Lucky Shuckle, look for either local dives or smaller classy seafood places.

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>>8360585
CHILL OUT?!
WAAAA?
>runs and hides from scary popsicle

>>8360617
In Hoenn! ive been here a couple times because i know a flygon around here.

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>>8360585
I thought you were stuck in Black's freezer? Are you okay?

>>8360513
>Frankie: grin.
Feel free. Ambrette's a little rocky, but it's not totally desolate a la Desert Resort.

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>>8360642
>>8360648
I AM IN A MEETING