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>>8337000
Yes
>>8337000
syilvie is pretty cool
>>8337000
Not sylveon
>sprints down the hall after the ball
>>8326713
Slugma!
>>8337000
I dunno OP. Don't want to seem too obvious or anything.
>>8337086
>>8337000
Umbreon by far
Though that seems like I'm playing favorites
Hope that doesn't sully me
/badpun
>>8337243
I dont get it
>>8337217
i think you are cool sylvie
>>8337281
Thanks!
>>8337217
Don't listen to them. They probably can't crush dragons into oblivion while being cute.
>>8337000
Statistically accurate list of Eeveelutions is as follows:
>Vaporeon>Flareon>Jolteon>Slyveon>Espeon>Umbreon>Glaceon>Leafeon
Logs show no trace of statistical data modification, so the above reading is objective fact.
>>8337308
Dragalge and Turtonator
Fairyfags btfo
>>8337277
Cause my name's Sully? No?
...That's okay, I didn't want anyone to get it anyway.
*cries quietly in the corner*
>>8337348
Agreed
>Gas Fairys
>Type war when?
I'm still around motherfuckers
I want my lucario back
>>8337412
>Gives Lucario back
Now gas the fairys
>>8337337
>Glaceon second last
How can you be so wrong? Ice types are the coolest.
>>8337297
no problem, that's what frineds are for
>>8337460
>ice types
>ever
>Uses flamethrower on the retarded anon
>>8337460
>Running diagnostic tool
>No errors found
Ice types are cold, however the data does not lie.
Reevaluate your opinions.
>>8337480
>teleports behind you and forces you to do the ice bucket challenge
TAKE THAT
>>8337522
kiss the zapbuggo
max shitposting todsy i see
>>8337422
>>8337612
>todsy
>not capitalizing your I
anon....
>>8337000
Eevee
Also: nice trips
>>8337612
fairly tame compared to how it normally is
just a bit of gas
Whyyyy
All I wanted today was advice on weird human things today
And there's a typing slapfight going on
Can't we all just get along
>>8337710
*rips your pussy*
Guys?
My pokemon are bullying me...
>>8337710
What kind of weird human things do you need to know about?
I have a vast database available.
>>8337785
How much force is needed to fracture the spinal vertebrate of a human?
I would like my answer in N, not Kg or lb
>>8337785
What is it with humans and butts?
>>8337778
I can try to help, whats going on?
>>8337778
what is your pokemon doing with you?
>>8337352
I didn't know, sorry I get it now
>>8337837
>Searching database
>Data not found
Apologies, perhaps my database was not as vast as I had imagined.
>>8337862
Clarification required, your question is too vague.
>>8337862
You dont like butts?
>>8337638
>>8337403
>>8337422
>>8337348
>>8337938
I don't not like them I just don't get why some humans have a one track mind about them
Frankies called an old friend from Fuschia and even Frankie got tired of him talking about them
Barely any 'where'd you go" or "how's the team", just... you know
I just don't get it
Is this a human thing or a single boy thing?
>>8337778
Would you care to tell us exactly what they're doing?
>>8337837
I would say roughly 7 of me would fracture a human spine.
>>8338003
I guess some boys and girls go crazy over butts
>>8337938
You enjoying that 1x multiplier against dragon/fire or dragon/poison?
>>8337896
That's the thing though.
No one gets me.
I always feel so lonely.
>>8338062
Sylvie has HP Ground tho
>>8338082
You want a friend? I'll be your friend.
>>8338062
Considering turtonator is never used and Dragalge can still be OHKO'd by psyshock I'm enjoying it just fine
>>8338106
TRANS
>>8338202
Trans?
daily reminder that castelia has a pokemon abuser govenor
>>8337938
How about I put my dick in there you slut
>>8338238
Go for it
>>8338106
Aren't you nice?
I doubt you'd want my friendship though.
>>8338229
That's a rather serious charge.
If you happen to have any evidence of that, I know a fella who'd greatly appreciate you sharing.
>>8338288
Why do you say that?
>>8338245
I'm going to use toxic all up inside you, you slut
>>8338304
Do it faggot
>>8338281
i guess he's trying to show dominance over you
you need to show who is in charge here
unless you are into that
>>8338281
My friend >>8338346 is right
You need to make it clear that you're in charge even if you're not the biggest
A lot of Trainers who get big powerful Pokemon end up in that boat
ps adri its ok i called you 'my friend' there right? just checking
>>8338299
...?
You're not scared of me?
I mean you must've heard as a kid to "never trust Dark types", no?
Besides, I'm not very good at the whole friend thing, since I've never really had one.
>>8338312
>Blows load of toxic inside fairy cumslut
>>8338393
I don't think i reconize you
But i guess we can get to know eachother
>>8338432
Should I be scared of you?
>>8338438
That's weak man, shame humans can't give big cum shots like a Pokemon can.
>>8338472
Who said I was human
>Cock slaps and squirts toxic cum in face
>>8338543
Not in the eye buddy
ignore emrys style shitposters
>>8338467
My name's Vapey
Yes I know, silly name, never let an overexcited kid near naming forms
I think you've met my friend Sylvie, and might have met my friend Zorro
I uh was kinda hanging back when you crashed on the couch
Im not exactly the toughest member of the team
>>8338472
If you're scared of glowing onion rings and puns yeah you might wanna keep away from me
>>8338561
okay emrys
>>8338570
Nah glowing is cool, not a fan of puns but that's fine!
>>8338295
After I get off work "Random Anon"
>>8338564
Okay, vapey, was the couch where you sleep?
If so sorry for taking your place
>>8338579
>they don't like puns
Aaaaand dropped.
Haha, just kidding. Nice to meet you.
>>8338625
It's nice to meet you too, my name's Sylvie by the way.
>>8338615
I don't usually sleep on the couch
Unless Frankie, my Trainer, also fell asleep on the couch~
Its OK
I got a confession though
I thought you were somebody Frankies boss sent to lay low with us for a bit at first
>>8338661
My name's Sully!
So what do friends do together, anyway?
Intercourse?
>>8338661
hey sylvie who id your friend there?
>>8338625
Hello i'm adri, one of sylvie's friends
>>8338543
>>8338551
What is going -
>>8338707
Haha sometimes maybe I guess if they're good friends? Friends just do fun things together and talk about stuff.
>>8338728
That's Sully I just met them.
>>8338753
Uh
>>8338702
not really but a friend of mine said that i he could help me find a ride to go back to alola, i guess that will take a while
>>8338765
okay, hello sully
>>8338707
uhh, depends of what kind of friends they are
>>8338753
burn him zorro
>>8338346
>>8338393
I'm gonna knock his fucking teeth out
>>8338909
I'd say I'd come visit you in the hospital
you know, when that backfires horribly
But that would be a lie
>>8338827
>>8338891
>>8338765
>drought activates
where'd that guy go?
>>8338728
Hi there, I'm Sully. Nice to meet you!
>>8338765
Oh, well could you teach me some fun things? I'm all yours.
>>8338801
Huh, I thought that was something all friends did. I used to kinda be friends with an Espeon who always wanted to do that to me, but they moved away. Wonder where they are now.
>>8338939
The guy who molested me?
>points out the backdoor
That way
>>8338971
You do realize your boyfriend has a higher body count than the original Alolan Psycho right?
>>8338933
I've got a tire iron
All I need is one good hit
>>8338941
as long as both of the friends are okay with doing it, there is no problem with that
>>8338941
I am zorro! nice to meet you!
be right back.
>>8338971
>sprints out the back door
>>8338939
>is doing a helicopter with his dick out
DO IT FAG
>>8339007
Is it hight than jackets?
>>8338941
Well if you wanted to we could at least once, are you male or female?
>>8339007
The who now?
>>8339025
>fireblast
>>8339007
no he doesnt
>>8339069
Jacketdude got at least twenty off one job alone.
I know 'cause he wasted the creepiest of my ex-bosses.
Pretty sure the firefox is at, like... three plus two plus reinforcements plus allegedly two Helix fanatics...
Fox has nine.
Pipe guy's got three I know of and I'm guessing four I don't.
Jacket's got both them combined beat.
>>8339097
>fatfuck brutal swings
>>8339148
>bonk'd by swings
You will burn nicely!
>fireblast
>Nervous Eevee noises.
Er... Did... I join at the wrong time?
>>8339129
heck
jacket has me beat and my count is like
80
chicken chan has like
400 kills and counting dude
>>8339156
>is turned into delicious bacon bits
can we please stop shitposting before hateboner pretends to be someone leaving
>>8339207
Fucking hell dude, that's insane.
Anyway, I'm in Sinnoh right now. Fucking around in the Mt. Coronet area, got my team out and kickin' around.
Well, except my Toxapex buddy Valdez, who wants to head somewhere that's not so damn dry.
>>8339167
It's OK
Things get like this sometimes
>>8339323
>hurdur I'm hatebon-
>no sorry I'm buddy
>bye this place sucks lol
>cry turts, you're buddy left
>>8339294
ha!
>>8339167
>walks back in
no time is the wrong time!
>>8339360
>>8339400
E-Er... Y'promise? Well... My name's Avalon. Nice to meet y'all.
>>8339167
no, it's just over now, so there is no need to get scared
>>8339474
Hello Avalon, it's nice to meet you too
>>8339474
Hello!
>>8339487
where did sully go?
>>8339499
I dunno thanks for saving me from the lewd guy though!
>>8339294
. . . this am taste funny
worse than when i coudl not find worm so i put a spagetti in some dirt
it still mine no touch
>>8339474
Nice to meet you Avalon
Welcome to the party
My name's Vapey my friends here are Sylvie the Sylveon and Zorro the Ninetales
Also there's another Eevee named Cocoa whos napping somewhere
>>8339524
Yeah! you know it!
>>8339525
i bet it tastes fine.
>>8339474
hello avalon, i'm adri
i may look scary but i won't hurt you
>>8339595
>>8339551
>>8339487
>>8339499
Well... uh... thanks for the warm welcome! I reaaally appreciate it !
>>8339592
umm it tastes like fry that too much oil?
I scared I into roast birb well done
>nom nom nom
>>8339651
A well oiled Fry? That sounds nice to me.
>>8339647
Yeah! where did you come from?
>>8339651
the more fired the better!
>>8339704
But Zorro
Ice cream isn't better well fired
>>8339682
Oh hi salad head human I is took advice and talked to patrats.
They still not birb but we both like baggel and a scare of liepards
>>8339704
Hmm...
>The Eevee ponders momentarily, her ears twitching.
Where I'm from? Well... My hometown's Driftveil City in Unova. But, I wanna become real good at Pokemon Contests someday !
>>8339647
no problem little guy
>adri smiles
>>8339753
Contests?
>>8339753
you already have to cuteness to win them
Man the Sevii Islands are just as boring as that guy made them sound.
>>8339785
*the
>>8339773
>Avalon nods.
Yeppers! Contests. Y'know, the ones where you hafta get all dressed up and do pretty moves? Those kinda things!
>>8339785
Aw, Geez! Thanks !
>Frankie: finally get off work
>>8339753
Oh, hi there!
>>8339710
well i have never tried fired ice cream.
>audible thinking noises
it sounds really good....
never know unless you try!
>>8339753
contest?
like a battle contest?
>>8339814
I didn't know that was a thing!
>>8339793
What are you doing in the sevii islands?
>>8339865
you didn't knew about contests?
they are pretty big
>>8339865
>Avalon's eyes widen, slightly bewildered.
Huuuh? Y'didn't? They're 'specially popular in Sinnoh and Hoenn. I've heard some people in Kalos 're gettin' interested too.
>>8339895
No I didn't, sounds pretty neat to be honest
>>8339876
Looking for an abusive trainer. Had a Gigalith that was begging for help yesterday.
>>8339923
Oh hell i hope you catch him!
>>8339905
I'm Avalon !
>She giggles gently, tail lashing optimistically.
I'm trynna learn more about how to make myself better for Pokemon Contests. I wanna be the prettiest and cutest around! Nice to meetcha, Frankie!
>>8339939
I'm hoppin' the Orange Islands (paging Brock to the thread)
Lookin' for the same punk. I'm more worried about what happens when we find 'em than if we can find 'em. The profile we got on 'em ain't subtle nor suited for hiding innawoods.
>>8339904
i used to make some clothes for some contest a long time ago, if you want i can make some clothes for you
i never took part of one
>>8339905
>>8339992
I can't really participate since I don't have any pretty moves though, I'm all combat oriented n stuff.
>>8339982
>Frankie: pet that 'vee.
Well, I think I could help with that.
I gotta ask something though, and I understand if it's a little upsetting.
Do you have a Trainer already looking for you?
>>8339744
I'm glad to hear it. Have you tried cream cheese on your bagels?
>>8339939
Thank you. For the record I'm a human. I just use Crobat as an image to show who I am.
>>8339983
Probably something bad.
>>8340067
Yeah you're desmond right?
>>8340049
I try yesterday but I meet again with my nemisis
Clean windos
>>8340033
>knocks on frankies door
>>8340090
>Frankie: raise eyebrow.
Hmm, I wonder who that is?
Usually work calls ahead before making a house call.
>Open the door.
Hello?
>>8340033
Um, weeell... /there's/ the issue.
>Avalon laughed nervously.
I... have one. But he hasn't been payin' any attention to me since my big sis evolved. So... I... just... wander off. A lot.
>>8340118
Adios mi amigo
>>8340118
Hello funny looking human! I'm looking for a trainer. he just vanished and that's not like him at all.... He wears a red hat!
>everything in the thread is happening at frankie's house
>again
ughh
>>8340157
>im going to bitch instead of doing something about it
>again
ughh
>>8340171
What do you want me to do? Go an lolnuke it?
>>8340086
Hmm... maybe I'll ask one of the grunts to leave something on the outside windowsills. What flavor do you want?
>>8340181
(I think anon was suggesting you introduce some plot that isn't at Frankie's house)
>>8340077
...Yes?
Am I famous or something?
>>8340181
make your own plot? make it interesting and hope others join in?
since when was this occurring in someone's house?
>>8340128
Who's your big sis?
>>8340002
yeah, i'm more scary than cute to get in a contest anyway
>>8340181
Start up a storyline ya dip.
>>8340198
Just double checking my Intel.
>>8340214
She's a Sylveon, just like you, but she's blue n' sparkly. Her name's Titania.
>Avalon's ears evidently droop slightly, and she gently huffs.
I'm... jealous of her. My trainer never pays attention to me anymore... I... think he's gonna put me in the PC...
>>8340224
Yes your intel is right. If this is going to turn into a murder attempt wait until I've found the abusive trainer.
Knowing my luck this dude will be on seven island.
>>8340128
>Frankie: Concernâ„¢
Hmm. I think I could probably talk to him about that, or get a co-worker to do so.
Still, city-to-city's a long way to wander. I trust Zorro and Sylvie and Vapey if they want to get some fresh air on their own but they don't, well, disappear for days on end.
>>8340148
>Frankie: chomp down on pepper whole.
>>8340156
Hmm... I can think of a few Trainers that might match that description. Red hasn't been seen in a while, Ash is dead... They're the famous ones, though. Maybe the Police Station might be able to be more help?
>>8340181
you want to nuke oldale again with me?
>>8340266
>the PC
That's a horrible thought, who would put a cutie like you in the box?
>>8339983
Charlie, which team did you bring? I'm scoutin' the upper woods, but I don' 'ave a battlin' team. Gon' need backup if I find 'im.
>>8340284
Ay dios mio
>flees
>>8340284
already asked the police. man no one knows...
thanks for the help funny human!
>wanders off
>>8340276
No, no murder here just double checking things is all.
>>8340284
aw man
red was chill
>>8340312
wait
are you reds pika
does your trainer speak y/n
>>8340294
N-No.. Y'don't get it! He's... gettin' more and more of those funny, sparkly Pokemon... A-And... I've heard him call me... boring... n' other mean things. He's... goin' to the daycare a lot, too...
I taught that faggot garchomp a lesson he won't forget
Punched out a few of his faggot teeth
>>8340157
(pretty much >>8340200
i have been waiting to introduce a new character but not sure how.)
>>8340276
>A trainer matching the description is found purchasing items at the item shop on Seven Island.
>He's heading home.
>>8340350
Oh man
>look up at frankie
Can't we do something, the box is a horrible place to be, frozen in time stuck with only your thoughts...
>>8340298
I got a Samurott, a Talonflame and a Heracross ready to rumble, Marceaux. They're the A-team, didn't want to risk my Stufful buddy's tail in a high-stakes fight so he's at home.
>>8340362
...How are you alive?
>>8340321
Well I appreciate that at least.
>>8340378
...
>Tail the guy.
>>8339983
>>8340298
>>8340398
Charlie, Marc. I found a guy fitting the description. Hold off on heading out here until I see his team.
>>8340343
No. I've never heard him except that one time you where there....
Not sure if i can count that though.
>>8340375
(You could always have the character randomly hop in with one of mine. It happens often enough it won't even phase them, nor will it seem out of place in thread.)
>>8340362
You did.... what?
zzz...
>>8340433
>Avalon whines gently.
N-Nooo... I don't wanna go back ! He's super mean !
>>8340403
Element of surprise and also brass knuckles
>>8340421
I punched him harder than a trailer trash stepfather, put him back in his place
>>8340502
>Frankie: console the 'vee.
I'm not taking you back to him, I'm going to have a little chat and she if he'll let you stay with someone else.
Hopefully, we'll be able to settle things peaceably, and you won't have to see him ever again.
>>8340417
>The guy unlocks his door and heads into his house.
>>8340362
>>8340522
guys
we have the strongest man alive
ghetsis reincarnated
give him a hand
>>8340451
fug
is that one of those bloop shits from aloha
fucking moms nerds loved those things
weird ass goops
>>8340418
aight
you need help man
me and my other me can like
stop our hoenn challenge camping trip
dunno what we well do but like
idk man
worst case scenario you can chill and toast hot dogs
>>8340544
>Orrefag: Be the York Morgan.
>Peek in his window.
>>8340562
Dave.
Be the hero.
Get the bloop.
>>8340562
I don't want to be a bother though, i would really appreciate the help....
I would come over to Hoenn but i can't fly!
>>8340417
>>8340544
Charlie here, I'm on shore.
Corsair's getting a little jumpy, so I'm puttin' Heracles the Heracross on front line. Don' want things goin' south unless they need ta'.
>>8340562
hmmg..?
why did you woke me up, human?
Does anyone have any tips for getting into pokemon training if you're.. Uh... Related so someone...
Absurdly famous?
>>8340662
>Apply groucho marx disguise to anon
>>8340398
I've got de knife as backup, bu-
>>8340417
Can do, boss. I'll keep a lookou' from de ligh'ouse incase he runs.
>>8340662
Well for starters. do you have any pokemon? I might be able to give a few pointers.
>>8340562
>strongest man alive
I can't take all the credit
>>8340726
You threw down with a Garchomp and lived to tell the tale?
If you weren't such a shithead, I'd be genuinely impressed.
>>8340709
hmmm. Do you live near a Pokemon Research Lab? A lot of the time the professors give out a good starting pokemon in exchange for helping them study stuff.
You have a favorite type?
>>8340662
dude
fucking
make use of that shit
breeders will fucking throw the good mons at you
>>8340588
where you at dude
ill pick you up
air dave at your service
>>8340634
idk
>Poke the goop
dude
what are you
>>8340726
that dragon probably had it coming anyway.
>>8340709
Have you tried adding a wizard hat?
>>8340576
>The guy heads off to bed.
>One of his pokemon escapes the pokeball.
>A Gigalith.
>>8340522
.... that's not how you go about earning your Pokémon's respect. Enjoy getting mauled in your sleep.
>>8340778
show me more respect human, i'm am the legendary zygarde, protector of the earth
>>8340842
Quelle? Someone called?
>>8340614
>>8340679
I know I've observed this guy for a whopping like five minutes but I'm not seeing a lot of pokemon abuse.
...I'm seeing a Gigalith.
>>8340798
>Keep watching.
>>8340778
Castelia City! thanks so much. you sure I ain't a bother?
>>8340842
grass huh? Are you friends with any pokemon around your town? where do you live?
>>8340829
If he thinks he's a grown-ass nigga enough to want to come back for seconds let him. I'll square up and fuck him up again just like I already did.
>>8340421
(yeah i might do that! im kind of worried the character will not be interesting)
>>8340842
>Grass types
Good taste.
Okay, no groucho, no wizards.. have you tried a haircut/dye and different wardrobe?
>>8340842
dude
lusamine+ghetsis love child here
it sucks yeah
might as well get all you can from it
milk that shit to make up for it
>>8340871
cute
im dave
champion of daves
fucker of self
champ of Kanto-johto
>poke poke
how goes it goopy
>>8340885
youre fine dude
you were chill before so
ill be there soon
>>8340935
(If the character isn't interesting at first there's always ways to make them more so as you go, so I wouldn't worry too much about it)
>>8340935
(he put up with my character which is hardly interesting so i wouldn't worry about it fampai)
>>8340985
humans...
but why am i in this form again?
did i lost all my cells again?
they must've scattered again
>>8341034
Go for it dude, rock that dress.
>>8341034
Oh? You are amazing at reverse psychology. You have my attention.
>>8340779
yeah like
two years
not that far man
>red dress
red is best dude
good taste
>>8341133
idk what youre talking about man
im an alolan
>>8340779
(So Discord was thinking of doing a plot where a bunch of religious fanatics attempt to make characters release their legendaries. Is this alright with you? You don't have to release fug or latios but like, wanted to run it by you for them in case you weren't okay with the plot at all. )
yo rubs
hows it going
>>8340880
>Gigalith meanders around the house before staying out of view for an indefinite amount of time.
>>8340934
Yes, because humans are amazing at fighting in their sleep. I'd ask you to reconsider your methods of training Pokemon.
>>8341323
>Lookout intensifies
>>8341291
... you are... a crossdresser?
>Squint
You look very familiar. Do I know you?
>>8340985
okay!
>sits right there
>>8341034
You can talk to them? that sure is interesting. Any of them like battling? if so that's a good start. have any pokeballs?
>>8341323
...
>>8341364
What's your call on this? Sneak in?
I'm getting the feeling we have the wrong house or...
...You think a pokemon would lie about being abused?
>>8341323
>>8341364
... should we get the binoculars?
>>8341408
Is 'e awake? 'e migh' do 'is abuse at night
>>8341310
(yeah sure im open to it. better be good though otherwise im in.)
What's up man? how's hoenn treating you?
>>8341408
>>8341429
I ain't seein' much, chaps.
Part of me wants to knock on the door and ask some questions. I mean, there's an off chance someone's pullin' our legs, so let's try talkin' this one out before we go full door-kickin'.
>>8341429
>>8341475
...Let's see about asking questions then.
>Knock on the door.
>>8341350
Ambrettefag here.
I'm no fan of N's, but he's right on this one, shit like that's a fantastic way to end up dead.
I saw it happen to a Trainer in town a few years ago who hit their Helioptile until the little guy snapped.
Heart conditions and electricity don't go together, my friends.
>>8340537
>>8340502
What's Driftveil like is it a big city like Castelia?
>>8341432
(Alright, they'll probably start up the plot sometime this thread. I think. I'm not the one running it, so I'm not sure.)
dude
hoenn children are all little gremlins
never again man
trainers schools are hell holes
torture chambers meant to break your very soul
grabby little hands everywhere
also we accidentally the second gym guy
i think hes in a coma
anyway like
were gonna head to unova to pick up piks
you wanna come
fucking get the unova part of your cakequest out of the way
>>8341584
>Frankie: nod.
It's a port town, mostly.
Slightly smaller, different businesses, fewer overcaffeinated salarymen running around.
The plan is that we talk this Trainer into letting Avalon stay with us. If necessary, we buy him off. If it all goes well, it'll be like a vacation.
>>8341310
well is there any whorly peril happening right now?
but i guess i could look up for my cells but doesn't seem to nothing to be happening right now
>>8341650
What if the guy refuses your money though?
>>8341310
(.... I only just realized I misclicked the first reply. That was meant to be for """"""'Joshua""""""""". )
(Unless Ruby is wearing a red dress now. )
>>8341581
Yeah do that! let me know what you catch.
New trainers are always the most interesting.
>>8341531
>Door opens.
Hello?
>>8341674
Then you light the house on fire!
>>8341607
(sounds great dude)
awww Hoenn has like the best weather though.
Yeah sure i'll go with. getting boring around here.
>>8341693
Zorro do not
>>8341581
>Squinting intensifies
I'm fine, a bit bored, but fine.
........ are you sure I haven't seen you before? Drag queen...?
>>8341693
>Frankie: sigh
Let's not go that far.
If this is the sort of Trainer I think they are, they won't be able to resist a high-stakes battle.
>Frankie: check 'dex...
>>8341743
>>8341778
whhhhhhy?
that would be the easiest!
>>8341677
>>8341399
alright piks
gotta pick up ruby
give me like
idk
10 minutes
>>8341654
the only peril is my fucking dry streak
two months no sex man
fucking ridiculous
come on squishy
you can chill with us
>>8341719
best weather my ass man
fucking rains while still being hot as fuck
its bs
sweet
give me five
>Roll for how many posts it takes to pick up Ruby
>>8341686
>Oh fuck how do I be subtle.
Has... Anything strange been going on here? I think you may have spoken with N?
>>8341793
... mon cher, by any chance is your name "Jane"?
>>8341791
>Frankie: sigh heavily.
The easy option isn't always the right one, Zorro. I'd rather not get in trouble with the law.
He's still salty
>>8341851
...No?
>Roll to not lose cool.
>>8341834
aight
>>8341877
punch the heck outta him!
>>8341791
We don't need to commit arson to convince somebody to let their eevee go.
>>8341896
(more homestuck characters...?)
>>8341861
is fire against the law or something?
>>8341931
hmph!
Well do not crawl to me when the trainer refuses then!
>>8341954
Oh don't be like that there will probably be a battle and I'll need my big strong Zorro to help
>>8341952
(I was gonna have her be a- Uhhh nevermind I can drop it, sorry.)
>>8341952
more whining...?
>>8341954
>Frankie: groan and realize nobody's had this talk with Zorro yet
If it's someone else's stuff, yes. That's very, very illegal and will lead to very bad things for the whole team.
>>8341952
>>8341985
(We don't really have anything against it as long as HS lore and shit stays in HS, considering we have at least three Dave. You're free to roleplay her dude, I was interested to see where you were going with it.)
>>8341987
(This is becoming more like hunger games with pokemon than pokemon are real but whatever)
>>8342001
Except hunger games is awful, so not really.
>>8342001
(No, not really, considering all of the """"crossover""" characters are just using the character for a face claim and aren't actually that character. )
>>8342037 (Me)
(I forgot about Jacket and Biker. Those are the exceptions. )
>>8341979
oh yeah?
>flexes and strikes a sweet pose
I can do that!
>>8341991
>thinks a bout it
that is a stupid law!
>>8342037
(time traveling dave is just a faceclaim... ok)
>Roll to destroy the universe
>>8342111
kek
>>8342073
>>8342103
(His name isn't even Dave. It's Ghetsis II. Dave was a nickname thread gave him. Also, considering that Lillie has three time travelling variants, Silvally has two, and Emrys had three it was considered. He doesn't even have time travelling anymore so your argument is null regardless.)
(Basically... It's a guy that looks like Dave and has the bare bones of his personality in the sense that he tries very hard to be cool. That's it. Hardly a crossover. )
>>8342111
(Could you not.)
>>8342111
Congratulations, you made another Universe, Cyrus.
>>8342111
Okay emrys
>>8342161
*considered fine.
I am feel uncomfortable when we are not about me?
>>8342033
i'm from hg, can confirm
roll to get a 7
>>8342188
8lessed
>>8342188
I'm all about you.
>>8342199
I don't care if this is you or not Turts. I will fucking ban you if you don't stop.
>>8342183
(You're fine dude. Someone tries to shitpost us anytime a character gets introduced, and the universe roll guy was joking. )
>>8342199
that's not how you do it, check this 5
>>8342183
(Man please don't go, that was one of our guys shitposting. Even though we told him not to.)
>>8342188
Tell me your problems.
>>8342227
(Not me for once)
Please make this stop, whatever it is
If this post ends in a number, it stops
>>8342235
HAND OVER THAT 5
>>8342280
Thanks for ruining our fucking threads. Literally kill yourself.
>>8342289
Negative
>>8342203
8lessed? does that mean i get 8 floor bagles?
>>8342271
clean windos is my problems.
i hit one and my head so fuzzy i no can find my bottom in morning.
oh wait there it is.
>>8342309
(I'm gonna say the same to you, hateboner)
>>8342309
(You know what I'm not in the mood, whatever you say)
>delet turts
>>8342347
Yes here you go buddy
>>8342347
Have one of these
>>8342347
If you come to the bakery near the 6th and 15th in Castelia I'll vouch you for 8 free bagels, no floor encessary.
>>8342312
Hand over that 2 and some dubs while you're at it!
these "pokemon are real" threads go pretty fast
300 replies in less than 6 hours