ITT: Pokemon are real. What's your favorite electric t

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>>8326713
Sylveon!

>>8326713
trash man

>>8326713
Zapdog

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>>8326507
Eh heh, good. Maybe even trick them into getting our ship there, heh.

>>8326713
bones

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>>8326713
It's me, bro.

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>>8326735
Im not electric silly fox
>boop

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>>8326593
it's really sweet want to try some
(sorry i didn't notice it was already over bump limit)

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It's ya boy!

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>>8326800
h-hey!

well you are pretty electric to me!

>hugs

>>8326858
....wat

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>>8326713
Ray

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>>8326858
its mah boy gayzma

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>>8326858
delet

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>>8326885
>hugs back
You are pretty electric to me too

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>>8326858
anon y

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>>8326858
Get rid of this.

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>>8326974
maaaaan i am starving!

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Testing, testing.
Are all units in position?
It is time to begin.

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>>8327178
>Roll to make them some omelettes.

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>>8327178
do you want some tea?

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>>8327186
And the games begin.

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>>8327186
..... what

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>>8327186
Curio 48D is in hand, sir.
Just for the record, I don't think this is a sound plan. Even Cyrus couldn't pull this off, and he was far better prepared...

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>>8327280
WHAT

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>>8327280
I did not ask for your opinion, soldier.
I asked if everything was in place.
It is time to begin our approach.
Deal with any local resistance, and be on guard. The bodies we found in the subterranae were not left there by the monks.

>>8327178
(Irl shitting on me heh)
>In coming Pizza
>In coming other "Pizza"
>It's the pizza he ordered and a...
>There's another box that's steel plated
>It's labeled "Mustard Pizza" on the side it states "H.A.C.H.E.T.T. designated Mustard/Pizza gas, smells just like pizza but uses the basis of Mustard gas to boot"

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>>8327195
Fuhhhhck.
>>8327280
>>8327338
Thhhhh-aaahhht's bad.
>>8327363
...

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>>8327338
Bodies?
>>8327363
What....

>>8327363
(Forgot to mention it has a child lock, so zorro can't open it ;))

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>>8327195
eeeeehhh

can you cook?

>>8327198
i never had tea before!


>>8327363
oh right on time!
>runs out get the pizza
>push the "pizza" into a nearby bush and hope no one notices
>returns with the pizza

Who wants a slice?!?

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>>8327369
>>8327295
It seems we have a leak in our operation.
No matter. I doubt publicity will affect the outcome of my endeavor.
Give me the orb, Guard.
Curious... the monks are not engaging with the vigor I anticipated.
Everything is going smoothly so far.

>>8327420
>blaze it

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>>8327420
well it can wait, tea and pizza don't mix that well, in my opinion

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(I know this has been agreed on buuuut just for keks.)
>>8327445
>Pours cold tea on Darke and fucks off.

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>>8327420
Guess noooooooooooohht.
>>8327445
Ohhh boyyy...

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>>8327521
(This is agreed upon and will probably be "how fast does a fucker get monkey pawed" )
>Watches boss get extradimensionally dunked on
>>8327445
Sir, I'm out. This is a suicide mission. You and the good doctor have fu-
>pop
>1/4 Bodyguards dead

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>>8327477
>blaze'd

>>8327492
why not? sounds okay to me i think!

>>8327557
>eating pizza
>mouth full
wansh onshe?

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>>8327521
>>8327595
Holy......
>Hilbert decides that he's too sober for this and heads down to 5th street to get a drink

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>>8327521
GAAAH!
Someone protests our prese-
>>8327595
Idiot.
Good work, my associates.
Now...
Let's see about an audience, shall we?

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>>8327595
(Yeah I won't hop in. I do need to have Giratina be more active.)

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>>8327628
Shhhure why not?

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>>8327521
>>8327595
>>8327635
And this is why you make sure you always have alcohol at home.

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Excellent...
Here, I can finally call upon someone I have been waiting to meet, and I know with the orb in hand I will not be ignored.
Palkia, I beseech you, grace us with your presence...

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>>8327783
>The space behind Darke rips and tears with a sound similar to nails on chalkboard, the hole in space closing with a thundering boom the moment Palkia steps through
yeah fampai
whaddya need

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>>8327783
W-wait, that's the one we're calling on?
Uh, I don't wanna get turned into no living modern art, and he ain't exactly likely to be in a good mood after I punched a couple monks' lights out. I'll go keep watch at the ent-
>SHHHK
>And then there were two grunts.

>>8327783
> At that (funny) moment
>H.A.C.H.E.T.T designated drone crashes in
>it has a palkia doll strapped to it
>with a note
"Suck my dickasaursRex Phil"
>looks like the person who sent it didn't account the flight pattern for the drone

i wish all the pokemon in thread were wearing lingerie

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>>8327936
Can I choose the color?

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>>8327936
Godly lingerie it is!
>Ding!
Can't take it off!

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>>8327854
Ahhh. I was concerned for a moment that you might spurn even the bearer of one of your treasures.
I... seek a favor. I am a man of wealth and taste, but there are those who would-
>>8327886
. . . That is not mine.
>Stomp on the drone.

As I was saying, there are those who have no sense of taste who would deny what I provide and partake of to all mankind.
>Distracting with a spiel - let's see if he's cunning enough.
I seek one of these men's end - a Mr. Thomas Thorpe.

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>>8328011
PEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

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>>8327936
WHHHHAT ISSS THHHHHISS

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>>8327936
What fresh hell is this?

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>>8328011
.....
why
i do not look good in these!

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>>8327936
>>8328011
>Confused beeping

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>>8327886
wrekt
>>8328011
bro
y
>>8328048
k
tho tho's end coming up
>An end table from Thorpe's house appears in front of Darke

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>>8328011
>Bones: be wearing cat lingerie suddenly.
>With thighhighs.
>Really short thighhighs for really short waks.
...why.

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>>8328011
>Buizel is swimming in a river, motivated with the urge to train
>Tight, pink panties appear on him
>Which immediately get wet
...
Um...

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>>8327936
>>8328011
What the fuck? I didn't transform these.

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>>8328011
>Plushband: Get some cute purple cat lingerie.
>With cute purple stripey panties.
>>8328138
Welp.

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>>8328011
>Lobster panties
...
Stitches? Did you do this?

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>>8328120
Perhaps I chose my words... poorly.
I want him to die.
>The doctor and remaining grunt by Darke's side shuffle awkwardly.

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...This is the second time in two days I's almost died and woke up with somethin' awful shoved up somewhere awful.

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>>8328192
...n-nice.
>Cough
Uhm.
what's going on?..

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>>8328209
k
ill make him dye senpai
no worries
>A can of hair dye appears above Thorpe, immediately tipping over and dying his hair pink

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>>8328205
>Worried plush noises.
No, no. I promise I didn't!! I think Arceus is being weird again.
>>8328228
Welcome back.
>>8328239
Not sure.
>Scope him out.
Nice.

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>>8328209
Sir? I advise we disengage.
This is going poorly at best...

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>>8328239
Suffering capo. Lewd suffering. Nice ears.

>>8328257
Grazie. I tink. Again with the nice ears sesso bambola.

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>>8328257
Nope. Not me, sport.
>Arceus is in a pink sailor school uniform

>>8328011
i wish zorro was pink

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>>8328306
Well okay.
>Ding!
It'll wear off in a few hours.

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>>8328257
...
>Squint
...
>Sighs, and stops
Alright.
This is really weird though. I didn't even know they made panties that fit Pokemon like me.
...
Also, they are very tight for some reason.

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>>8328257
..Stitch, please.
>Try and cover up
>Nevermind the fact that he's normally naked.

>>8328287
hollow bones.

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「アアア。。。」

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>>8328287
Looks good though.
>>8328301
...Well okay.
>>8328333
Well, uh, if it's any consolation you do look cute in them?
>>8328337
Whaaaaaaaat?
>Smooch him.

>>8328251
Allow me, if I may be so bold.
We wish to see Mr. Thorpe executed...
commander, hurry...

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>>8328379
(( FUUUCK ))
((I MEANT TO USE THIS IMAGE ))
(( DRINK ))

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>>8328337
[EMBARRASSED SQUAWK]

>>8328376
[AWKWARD SQUAWK]

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>>8328333
>Panties are way too tight, showing off his abdomen
>They are also pink
>Embarrassed lobster noises
Why...

>>8328376
Um...Thanks.

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>>8328358
Yo, like, what's up?
'Chu got anything going on this evening?

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>>8328376
..I don't knooow.
>Smooch the cute plushbando
this is just kinda weird.

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>>8328306
>>8328317
>pink'd

.....AAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>>8328401
>Scope it out.
>>8328432
...Are you okay?
>Get ye scissors.
Maybe I can snip them?
>>8328450
>Smooch gay husbones.
It's cool though!! You look cute.

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>>8328379
i got you famalam
>A group of Pokémon #102 land on Thorpe

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>>8328492
>More embarrassed squeaks
>Shifts away from the imminent contact
It's fine. I'll, uh...
>Claw at the panties

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>pinktales thinking

I wish i had a thing to make me stronger!

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>>8328492
bambola pls nu

>>8328560
Try not to neuter yourself bambino

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>>8328492
..R-really?
>Kissu the King of gay plushies
You do too.
..Really cute, honestly.

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>>8328617
>Charcoal (the item) appears.
How's this?

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>>8328525
Obviously, I need more leverage, trickster.
>Darke's minion opens his Pokeballs, and Darke himself attempts to draw and throw a little something he pilfered from his late partner - a Master Ball.
>He needs trips for this to not backfire horrifically.

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>>8328560
Come on, please?
I won't hurt you.
>>8328618
It's true!
>>8328629
Dooo I?
>Pose.
Doooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo I?
Kehehehe.

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>>8328618
...
My stuff is...Inside.
Just saying.
>Panties are too tight to grip, or otherwise pull away from shelldon
...
>More embarrassed squeaks

>>8328717
...
Just, uh...Be careful.

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>>8328717
>Bonehead: engage eggplant mode.
...y-yes.
Yes you do.

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>>8328717
Bambola pls. You's can already wak off. You's don't need to egg-cellerate the siti-ation by looking at the bulge.

>>8328742
[muffled "damn it"] Good to know Mister Crabs.

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>>8328742
>Snippers: Equipped.
Let me see... I won't hurt you.
>Roll to snip em off.
>>8328747
I doooooo?
Keheheeh. You're cute.
>>8328774
...Well I'm still gonna scope it out.

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>>8328793
>Fabric is so tight, that the scissors can't shift or grip it enough to cut it
...

>>8328774
It's not like I've used them much anyways...

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>>8328793
...Pls no bully bambola.

>>8328831
[HEAVY BIRD BREATHING]. G-good to know.

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>>8328793
Yeahhh, you do~.
..Honey please.
>Smooch the plush husband

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>>8328831
Tree
>Tree attempts to rip them off like that Table Trick where you pull away the tablecloth but leave everything else intact where it was

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>>8328668
bro you dont have that kind of leverage
>The master ball crumples in on itself until it's nothing but a thumbtack
how many do you have left
>The spine of the minion with the pokeballs twists and contorts with a sound similar to bubble wrap, stretching and wringing until the grunt looks and moves like a slinky
>Last two numbers is how long it takes the minion to die
last chance to grovel senpai

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>>8328831
Inside? I'll be careful.
Hmm...
>>8328865
Bully!
>>8328880
>Smooch him.
Hey babe, wanna help me with Shelldon, real quick?
>>8328884
Tree...

>>8328884
Albero diavolo! Albero diavolo! Albero diavolo.. actually has very well defined hips, just sayin'.

>>8328919
[KAW]

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>>8328919
Hm? Uh, yeah, sure.
What do you need me to do?

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>>8328941
(DRINK)

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>>8328865
...
You okay?

>>8328884
>Shelldon is pulled along by his tail, since the panties are too tight to actually grab
...
Can you not?
>Push him away

>>8328919
I don't think we can grab them...
Any ideas, other than slashing at my abdomen?

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>>8328978
>Tree idea
>leave the new Treebody
>possess the panties
>try to make them loosen up

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>>8328941
Kaw?
>>8328952
Uhh hang on.
>>8328978
...Would you be okay if we tried burning them?
I can like... Will O Wisp them off?

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>>8328897
>He stares in utter horror.
>His plan just failed, and he's all alone.
I-I... F-forgive me, I was desperate, I am beset on all sides by enemies... I had nowhere to run, a-and couldn't hide any longer w-without being flushed out...
>Pathetic sobbing.
I-I just wanted to be safe, and out of the r-reach of the long arms of N, and his m-minions, and the h-hypocrites of the IP...

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>>8329007
>Crack
Ow. God, stop-

>>8329008
Yes. Please. Do that.

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>>8328978
YEP NOTHIN' GOIN' ON HERE, MOVE ALONG

>>8329008
Kaw, noun also verb - [FLUSTERED BORB NOISES.mp4]

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>>8329053
>Tree gives up
>Tree picks up a nearby peice of furniture and leaves the room

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>>8329008
Okaaay.
>Bonehead: sit and watch.

>>8329095
...
>Aggravated wak sounds.

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>>8329053
Alriiiiight I'm gonna try Will O Wisp.
If it doesn't work we're getting Bones on this.
>Wisp those panties.

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>>8329116
>>8329112
>>8329095
>Bear shows up in a pair of bright white panties. Because pink panties or black panties would just blend in.
Someone needs to do some explaining. Now.

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>>8329095
I JUST BOUGHT (stole) THAT RUG YOU ARBOREAL PRICK

>>8329112
>No bear is in sight
>Roost on the bonehead instead

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>>8329147
Not us.

>>8329157
...please get off you're heavy.

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>>8329112
>>8329157
>Tree returns briefly
>places a pot of Weed in Bones hands
>leaves again
>taking another piece of furniture with him

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>>8329116
>>8329112
>Panties catch on fire
...
>Thankfully, lobster isn't flammable
Thanks.
>The panties burn at a very, very slow pace

>>8329080
...
>Squint

>Roll to summon Buddy

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>>8329147
Not me.
>>8329222
>Hug the lobster.
Yay!

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>>8329195
...I'm big boned.

>>8329147
>Remount the hugbear

>>8329207
MY ENDTABLES NOOOOO

>>8329222
>INTENSE STARING
Nothing to see here.
>Roll for not looking like creepy birb

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[TRANSMISSION INTERCEPTED]
LOADING...
*zzt*
Hello? Is anyone rec-...-ving thi-...
Lis-... -ay away fr-...-m Trice-... -ey're doi-... -enta-...
I'm at a facility tw-... -Snowpoint City.
I'll see you th-...-re.
[TRANSMISSION LOST]

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>>8329207
...
>Extremely aggravated wak sounds™
>Roll for a candle to light itself somewhere nearby

>>8329269
>>8329222
Cool, you got them off.

>>8329273
Your bones are hollow.
They contribute almost nothing to your weight.

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>>8329254
(He doesn't get on, on Wednesdays anon)

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>>8329273
>Non-Creepy Attempt: Failed
>Mafiabird is clearly staring at that lobster's groin. And is breathing very heavily. Jesus fuck this is uncomfortable.

>>8329307
...Okay maybe I's overdid it wit the soup.

>>8329304
all the silvallies have been claimed senpai

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>>8329269
...
Thank you.
>Try to hug back, hopefully gently

>>8329325
Um...Okay...

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>>8329195
>>8329222
>>8329269
>>8329273
>Bear huffs, before taking off the panties.
>His fur hides his junk perfectly fine thank you.

>>8329325
...It's fine. You're still light enough to fly, right?
>Bear glances up to the birbhat.

>...The birbhat... who's at the same time still wearing his own feathora.
>Hatception.

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>>8329307
Yep!
>>8329373
>Huggo that lobster.
No problem! Glad I could be useful.
>>8329393
...

>>8329304
discord is going to dash your plot so you might want to explain it

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>>8329393
Of course I's can fly. What kinda bird would not know how to fly? That'd just be stupid

>remake nest of bear hair
.

>>8329436
You're*
You're better than this Turts

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>>8329442
>...Bear makes a note of how defensive that sounded, and... well, makes a mental note: go find the birb an HM for Fly. He apparently needs it.

>>8329406
...What? I'm always like this. Unless I'm wearing my armor or my vest, and the latter doesn't cover that area anyways.

>>8329304
Go on...

>>8329304
(All three of the Silvallies are accounted for, but like... if you explain your plot we might be willing to let one more slide as long as it makes sense)

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>>8329304
Never was much of a saving type of guy but why not?
>Last post number is how long it takes to get there.

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>>8329525
>>8329523
>>8329436
>>8329332
[TRANSMISSION INTERCEPTED]
4675636b20796f75206e696767657220666167676f74
[END]

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>>8329406
Yeah.
Thanks.

>>8329442
So, uh, why were you staring at me like that?

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---getting this?

---uck

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>>8329726
You're kinda choppy dude.

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>>8329590
I wasn't starin' at nothin', No idea what you's is implying.

>>8329726
Aw crap, a pop-up,

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>>8329759
>>8329782
This is---eo.
Fu-- blood -----. Checked where I am ---.
Under fucking -----a.

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>>8329726
You're clearer now, buddy.
I'm recording this, just a heads up.

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>>8329836
Poke Pelago? Do you copy me?

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[INCOMING TRANSMISSION]
LOADING...
I'm fr-...-m [SIGNAL LOST] in an alt-...-te timelin-...
There's [KEY CORRUPTED]
YmVlbiBhIC4uLnJhbCBvdXQuLi5lYWsgaW5mLi4udC4uLm5nIGV2ZXJ5dGhpbmcsIGFsbW9zdCBhbGwgbC4uLmZlIGluIC4uLmhpcyB0Li4ubGluZSAuLi5zIGRlYWQKSGVscA

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>>8329865
Great.
>>8329878
No, no. Under fucking ----ia.
------ger.
Train tunnels.
>>8329959
Someone fu-- help this guy ---.

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>>8329782
...
>Squint

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>>8329987
Please tell me you didn't say Almia.
I got warrants there, and not for fuckin' parking violations.

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>>8329959
Right I'm at Snowpoint City.
What am I looking for?

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>>8329988
H-heh

>Roll to bluff

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>>8329987
Almia? Oblivia? Help me out dude.
>>8329959
Id help but it looks like Rocket guy is on it.

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>>8330044
...
>Suspicious stare
...
>Pretend to stop watching the bird

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>>8329011
famalasada you killed my fav monks
>Several fingers on Darke's left hand begin to fold back towards his body
i needed those dude
>With a crack the fingers snap, the hand beginning to fold back as well
so i guess
>Another snap. It's broken at the wrist.
youll just have to be replace them fampai
>Darke is grabbed by the collar of his shirt and dragged through a new portal, peeled open by Palkia's claws with a bloodcurdling screech

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>>8330152
>Awkward silence
>Maintain unflaped appearance
>Resist urge to check lower shell

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>>8329959
Hello? How do we know you're not infected?

>>8329987
Train tunnels... might rule out Oblivia.

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>>8330152
>>8330220
>Observe lobster and bird being gay.

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>>8329959
count me in

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>>8330040
Ope...ing gateway ...ery unstable
Sign... should impr...ve

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>>8330266
>Dubs
(Fug you Im trying to drink less man)

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>>8330241
I's don't like the looks of that smile...Nothin' to be doin' here sesso bambola. Move along.

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>>8330292
thats new
this thing safe?
>>8330305
(no all you get is dubs)

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>>8330241
...
Something wrong, stitches?

>>8330310
>>8330220
...
>Pretend to do something
>Keep watching bird

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>>8330310
Uh huh.
>>8330378
>Whisper.
Do you like him?

>>8330319
(Plz m8 I don't have enough alcohol in my room for this)
(Don't make me come over here)

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>>8330319
It's... -imensional rift. Of cour-... it's... ...-afe.
Will be thr... soon.

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>>8330310
>>8330378
>Bear: amusedly watch lobster and birbhat

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>>8330413
(come over here nerd)
>>8330454
dont take too long im prone to fits of narcolepsy

>>8330477
>Dubs
(fucking. I'm gonna do it.)
(After I break out the shitty hentai narration)
(G-Gladi-k-kun w-what are w-we?)

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>>8330166
>One of the dead grunts' watches beeps.
>Apparently he was broadcasting.
"you just turned my ex-boss into a chewy bacon wrap."
"holy fuck."
"I think i love you fampai what do i put on the altar for offerings holy fuckin you dude that owned"

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>>8330393
>Whisper
No, not really.
Not sure why he keeps staring at my bits...

>>8330472
...

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>>8330552
Okay I'll tell them to stop.
>>8330472
Ted, shoo. This is an order.
King decrees please do not stare at the lobster.

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>>8330552
...
>>8330579
Yes sir.
>Ted fucks off.
>...Wait, birb is still on the ted. This might get awkward.

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>>8330477
This side is nice. I'd forgotten what snow was like.
The gateway should collapse in a few hours on its own.

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>>8330507
(like dating or what im a boy and youre a boy im p sure)
(oh fuck shit goddamnit)
(anon)
(im a dog)
>>8330644
well
welcome to uhh
not fucked up universe
im assuming you come from like uni-c or something
is this a trunks deal where were gonna be worrying about a guy thats gonna kill us soon

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>>8330614
...
>Waves

>>8330579
Thanks...

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>>8330716
...Hmm... What if we found you someone to date?

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>>8330735
Oh...
Well, I have no clue how to do that sort of thing...
And the few times I tried, it ended badly.

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>>8330758
Just because it ended up badly doesn't mean you can't date anyone!
...Is there anyone in the keep you would want to date?

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>>8330644
Are you sure you're not carrying anything else extraneous to this timeline?

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>>8330690
(Hi a dog, I'm Sam.)
(Yeah I mean I guess that kinda was the question tho...?)
>>8330523
i love you too famalasada ;^)
>Darke is casually tossed on the floor of Palkia's temple upon exciting the portal, likely landing in one of the many piles of candy
bro ill take whatever sweets you throw at me

>>8330780
...
>Embarrassed squeak
That's, uh, a really hard question...
I don't really know, to be honest.
I like you guys, but I don't think I like you that much...

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>>8330690
No. It would be best to forget such notions.

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>rattledancing intensifies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jkc1JIjp6MA

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>>8330865
Okay I'll rule out people in the keep.
Hmm... How about tomorrow... We go check out Gateon together and see if we can meet some of Slash's crew?
Maybe you'll like... Yanmega or something?

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>>8330838
I've got something to share with you.
Come closer, it is such that it should be whispered in polite company.

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>>8330861
>ehhhh
>boyfriends?
>husbands?
>idk dude ive only really talked to you in thread but i know i like you
>>8330923
gotcha gotcha
>>8330973
give us the deets doggo

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>>8330973
Kind of hard given that physically I'm multiple regions over.
But maybe I can send over a Porygon2 or Z over whatever method you're using for communication.

>>8330965
It's pretty late...
Maybe I'll find someone on there.
And it won't go horribly wrong, like the last three times I tried something like this.
...
Goodnight.
-Shelldon

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>>8331025
DAD
I GOT MONEY
>THROW SACK OF POTATOES AT SB

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>>8331025
>>8330998
I've brought the contagion with me.
It is airborne.
I am sorry, dear master.

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>>8331025
>Walks in, sits down, sips drink.
Okay, this is officially unusual even for us.
What's up?
>>8331070
>Evens: intercept potatoes.
>Odds: intercept potatoes with face.

>>8331070
>negrozma

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>>8331084
why

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>>8331070
Da...?

>>8331091
Necrozma, apologize for this.

>>8331084
What did you just say?

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>>8331084
HELLO!!!
YES!!!
FRIEND??
SILVALLY???

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>>8331091
SORRY JOHN
>ROLL TO HUG
>>8331138
IS IT WORTH A LOT

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>>8331084
Why would you even come to this world in the first place then

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>>8331138
>>8331118
I attempted to escape apocalypse.
But it appears I was followed.

Sinnohfag here uhhh one of my fuckign pokemon just dropped dead
Hello???

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>>8331188
>>8331138
>>8331118
>John: try not to flip the fuck out

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>>8330998
>Well shit looks like neither of us know
>I-ich m-mag dich, senpai
>Idk man I could try to find a way to toss you a phone number without getting text spammed by all of thread or something
>>8331118
.... Gladion? Is something wrong?
>>8331195
.... that's not good. Were there any symptoms before hand?

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>>8331157
Do you not fear death? Surely it was not meant to be my time when damnation swept my timeline.
Should you find yourself on a railroad with a freight quickly approaching, would you not step out of the way?

>>8331240
no no no? NFucking nothing
Oh jesus

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>...and now for the international news.
>To the relief of archaeologists and Johto authorities alike, the participants in "Where in the world is Blue" have been chased off the Sinjoh Ruins by swarms of angry Unown
>According to the guards the Unown began swarming the area after a participant broke a wall attempting to find what is believed to be a hidden room in the ruins
>At least twelve fans have been hospitalized with mild to severe mental problems
>A representative of Blue's largest fan club commented on that they "found the final clue" and that "it will be worth the lasting brain damage of the president of the club"

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>>8331188
you uh
...
wouldnt happen to like
have the cure in you or anything
>>8331240
>maybe man
>maybe
hey N we sort of
have a problem

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>>8331244
Well, it was not the time of ALL OF US either

My Dragonite just spat up blood. Does anyone know about this?

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>>8331273
Please calm down. I'm sorry, but your friend is gone. Dispose of the corpse, get masks for yourself and your remaining Pokémon, drink bottled water, and quarantine yourself. I would suggest leaving the house altogether.
>>8331294
.... is it the dying Pokémon.

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>>8331244
Alright, I'm going to suppress my vengeful homicidal impulses here for a bit.
We've dealt with pandemics before. I'm going to have to ask you to stay the fuck away from any populated areas.
Oh, by the way? You'd better hope we can fix this, or I'm going to make damn sure you suffer for this.

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My greninja just got really sick
It's happening all over town

>>8331351
(unless you are that anon doing his plot can you like NOT fucking jump on to his plot and fucking ruin it)

My Gliscor just dropped out of the sky what the fuck is happening?

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>>8331351
>>8331399
Time to science this bitch up.

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>>8331399
>>8331366
>>8331351
Please just...
>Pause, take a deep breath to calm yourself, and continue, hopefully sucessfully detached from the situation
Your friends are gone. Don't try to retrieve their bodies. Quarantine yourselves with masks , bottled water, and prayers for your dieties. I can assure you Catalyst is working to fix the situation as we speak.

Johtofag here. Anyone's pokes acting weird?

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>>8331294
A cure? Possibly, there might be something on the other side of the gateway. But it'd be dangerous and unlikely to help.
>>8331311
Don't turn this into a trolley problem.
>>8331354
You have maybe moment after death before the corpse reanimates. Run.

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>>8331475
...you're just pulling my leg now.

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>>8331471
>>8331475
I SWEAR TO FATHER, YOU TIMESPACE TRAVELLERS ARE THE WORST HOUSEGUESTS.
I'LL DEAL WITH THIS PERSONALLY.
( Unanimous GM vote: Zombie plot is kill. Do not pass Go do not collect $200. )

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>>8331475
well we can hop through your hell portal if we really need to

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>>8331475
Who let in alternate universe travelers? I said no to those. He can stay but I'm going to have to take care of this disease. I'm sorry, but your friends won't revive.
>the disease won't spread more, Xerneas will cure the current infected I guess

(We were okay with a deadly pandemic with the chance of Colress or someone developing a cure but Zombies is too far, I'm sorry but we're going to have to cut this plot.)

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>>8331519
Eh. It's a strain of pokerus, I was just trying to scare you. Dork.
>>8331527
Goddamn, what immense branch is lodged in your ass? Mad as hell fuck.

>>8331615
fuck off shitlord

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>gladion fucks off into the aether because oops

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>>8331533
>Hug the husb-
>>8331653
>or not
>..night I guess?
>time for Skitters Worry Mode (tm) (discount Version)
>>8331615
... it was a ...
>Roll to keep a calm facade

>>8331615
( Xerneas GM here, bro. Don't pull the Puppetmaster Defense because zombies got vetoed. There were a whole lotta anondeaths that were saying "not joking" )
( Frankly, we were OK with the pandemic plot up until "cross-region in minutes" and "zombies". )

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>>8331698
>hug husband
>oops
>i fucked it man

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>John: wake up on a couch, being poked by a worried birb.
Fuck. Either I need a psych to check my head, or something was in my drink that shouldn't have been there...

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>>8331636
Fuck off, angry dude.
I guess I ought to clear my shit.
True - I come from an alternate timeline
False - My timeline is full of apocalyptic shit
A few key differences:
1. Mohn stays as a father and raises Lillie and Gladion, helped to keep Lusamine from going crazy
2. Gladion and Lillie grew up to be normal, Gladion never joined Team Skull
3. I was still created, but not for the purpose of fighting UBs, but to be a human-created pokemon.
I came here because Gladion went off to boarding school and forgot about me and I wanted to find the alternate timeline where we were close.

>>8331779
no actually fuck off
as in you the person who is sitting behind a screen writing this shit

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>>8331799
Be a bigger fag, why don't ya?

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>>8331728
>Wait.... am confused now
>I assumed you were leaving because irl stuff or something
>So no goodnight then or...?
>>8331779
.... your timeline sounds...
I don't believe I would like it. I'll keep mh Gladion, thank you.
(Btw, as a general rule we ignore angry anons because they are almost 100% of the time just trying to chase people off.)

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Arceus, my fucking head hurts.
>Start checking out the Sevii Islands.

>>8331779
(That angry guy is most likely Hateboner he is a guy who hangs around and purposefully trys to chase off people and ruin their shit because he has no life)
(but yeah, though honestly there was a bit of confusion because everyone thought you were doing an interesting as fuck plot, but then random anons were bandwagoning and potentially ruining it into a clustercfuck of Arceus fixing proportions, and then everyone thought the zombies thing was not a joke)

>>8331779
(GM here, if it wasn't you the anons actually taking that plot seriously should have said so OOC)
(Also please ignore the resident shitposters)

>>8331899
>>8331898
It looked like the anons were gearing up for a zombie pandemic.
I must've read it wrong.
My bad.

>>8331946
(Ignore shitposters. Try and give us an idea of what you're doing before you do it.)

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Anyone know where the good golfing areas in Unova are?

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>>8332121
I was never much of a golfer, but there's good greens in the greater Virbank area as well as just north of Nimbasa City. I've also heard there's a scenic course near Undella Town, but I might be remembering that wrong.

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>>8332121
>Golfing
Play a real sport.
Anyways there's a few places around Castelia and Nimbasa, might be one out by Striaton.
Haven't been to any of em but the ones in Castelia look nice from outside, so, yeah.

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>>8332226
Thank you.
If you're ever interested I'll be happy to give you a good game and a battle.
>>8332232
I did baseball in high school. My golf swing ended up better than my bat swing.

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>>8332250
I appreciate the offer. I might take you up on that - hell, I'm looking at retiring and the team here will appreciate something that isn't being cooped up with my crippled self all day if I do.

>>8332455
Enjoying the pink hair?

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>>8332463
( I am lazy and slightly intoxicated, hence to image edits atm)
That and the Exeggcute that got unceremoniously dumped into my apartment.
You wouldn't know how I ended up on the receiving end of a cosmic prank, now, would you?

>>8332498
I heard something about a god and a mob boss but outside of that? Nothing

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>>8332455
I'm taking a break now so maybe tomorrow?
>>8332498
>>8332543
What the hell did you do to piss off a god? I suppose you and Olivia would get together well.

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>>8332565
>>8332543
Tomorrow would be better for sure. I might see a guy about a Leaf Stone tomorrow, too.

Hell if I know why a god would be pissed off at me, though.. I do know I've pissed off at least one mob boss, but I can't think of anything sacrilegious enough that I've done to warrant a deific pranking. At least it's a prank instead of being turned into chunky chili, at least.

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>chewing on charcoal

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>>8335147
Good morning honey, sorry I feel asleep before the pizza came last night.
>kissu qt phox on the forehead

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>adri wakes up on the couch again
>yawn
>>8335241
good morning, sylvie

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>>8335302
Oh hello Adri, how did you sleep?

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>>8335309
i slept well for someone who was sleeping on the couch
how about you?

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>>8335328
Slept fine, head still hurts and i seem to be able to speak normally for now.

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>>8335351
good,it's great that you are getting better, sylvie
i hope your headache is getting better
so is there still any pizza left?

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>>8335388
I don't know, check the refrigerator.

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>>8335497
okay, do you want a slice?

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>>8335542
Nah I'm fine right now thanks. Probably going to make some coffee though

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>>8335549
okay,
>picks a slice and puts on the microwave
so, i guess i can go for some coffee too