ITT: Pokemon are real. What's your favorite Ultra Beas

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>>8320750
100%, the extra-jellestrials.

>>8320750
Extrajellestrial

>>8320750
tree or jelly

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>>8320750
Sylveon!

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>>8320712
>Kisses him back
Yeah...I tried to wake you up a bit earlier, but you didn't respond...
>Yawns, and vibrates a little

>>8320776
fug the slash

orre sux

fug me

piss

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>>8320750
Xuirkitree. Specifically the one I chilled with that one time.

>>8320776
Sorry, at least I'm awake now though.
...So how are you feeling today?

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>Attempts to disam a bomb.
Pew!

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>>8320878
Pretty happy...
>Crawl over, and snuggle up to him
>Kiss him again
Apparently, repairs are going well.

>>8320878
>>8320911
HEY PAULIE. THEM POKEMONS ARE BOUTTA BONE, PUT YER TOOLS DOWN AND COME CHECK THIS OUT.

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>>8320925
Get the fuck back to work.

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>>8320750
I like kartana hes like a little samurai
>>8320741
Wooow who are you, you look sharp!
>>8320708
Heaha?

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>>8320773
sylveon isn't a ultra beast
>>8320954
i'm adri, who are you little guy?

>>8320954
>pet

>>8320981
>pet

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>>8320911
Good to hear, about both the repairs and you being happy.
We'll be on our way around the world soon enough.
>Sandslash pats Yanmega on the head
You're the cutest bug.

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>>8320981
I'm Inazuma

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>Gask fell asleep.
>Grab the wheel and grab a mappo.
>Where the heck are we going anyway?

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>>8320925
>Thankfully, the door to the captain's room is shut and locked, and there is a curtain over the window

>>8321020
>Giggles
And you are the cutest Sandslash
>Vibrate and squeak happily

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>>8321059
a cute name little guy

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>>8321148
Thank you! Adri is a nice name as well!!

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>>8321095
So...I've been thinking about uh...what you said last night.
...Are you still up for it?
>nervous Sandslash squeaks

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>>8321083
>Splet the eelfriend
Hey Zibel! Are we done here in Orre?
It's hooot.

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>>8321286
Yep! All done!
Hmmm... Guess we shooooould head back to Hoenn, then?
>Put that baby in gear and head off to Hoenn.

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>>8320981
Je suis une bête au lit qui est évidemment ce qu'il voulait dire
>>8320773
Merci hun tu es mon favori Ultra Beast aussi

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>>8321319
Yesss! Let's go hooome!
It's so dry here I hate it.

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>>8320981
She is pretty ultra though

>>8321357
beepity boptiy boop!

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>>8321384
>boop the phox
Bip bop

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>>8321378
Saaaaaaame, it sucks.
It'll be nice to fix the ship up!
>Woosh!

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>>8321237
...
>Pushes him down a bit more roughly
>Aggressively nibble up his neck, before locking him into a kiss
...
So...
>Vibrates a bit more intensely

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>>8321416
Oh yeah, the ship!
I can't wait till we get it running, it's gonna be so cooool!
>Excited pistolfish sounds

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>>8321378
>>8321416
>>8321460
YOU ARE WANTED FOR SEVERAL MURDERS
GIVE YOURSELF UP AND WE WILL NOT HAVE YOU PUT DOWN

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>>8321460
Yeah it-
>>8321476
>Point Remi at 'em.
Beam 'em.

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>>8321476
>get spooked and fly out of the boat

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>>8321162
oh, thanks inazuma
>knife giggles
>>8321357
si tu le dis.
>>8321384
okay, are you her boyfriend?

>>8321476
>roll to eradicate boat
(If this is taken as a serious post... idk blow off an engine)

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>>8321495
Kaaay.

>>8321476
>Fishtol: Ice beam!

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>>8321476
>zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...
>...eh?

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>>8321495
>>8321498
COME OUT WITH YOUR-
>>8321510
>BOOM
WHO'S BEEN USING THE ENGINE AS A BONG?
>>8321536
>>8321550
FUCK!
WE'RE LOSING THEM. HARRISON, GET THE ENGINE ON.

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>>8321536
Good shot.
>>8321571
>Aim.
>Reaaaaady.
>THUNDER!

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>>8321581
Thank you~!

>>8321571
>Do it again!
>Ice beam!

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>>8321458
>more nervous squeaking
Yanmega I...um...wow.
I'll take that as a yes.
>Sandslash kisses Yanmega deeply
>roll for how good the vibrations feel

>>8321571
>>8321581
>with the power of memes it begins to rain
>if you wanna ignore go ahead
>just so you know I tried jiji

>>8321571
>The horsea narrows his eyes and blows and irritated bubble
>Lazuli used Focus Energy
-Lazuli the Horsea

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>>8321571
>Go on deck
>Watch the naval battle
Eh..................?
>A sudden realization falls down on Gask
>He has no ranged attacks apart Earthquake

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>>8321581
>missed.
Harrison? Where is the fucking engine?
>>8321603
>>8321618
>>8321632
>>8321636
What the fuck is going on?

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>>8321603
Good shot!
>>8321636
Throw a rock or something?
>>8321649
>Rain is active.
>Aiiiiiiiiim.
>Reaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaady.
>THUNDER!

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>Flap on deck.
We playing corsairs?
This is so cool.
>>8321649
>Shoot the ship with a watergun.

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>>8321649
>invades polan- boat invades boat

>>8321649
>Lazuli used Sple- I mean, Surf!
>Focus energy means guaranteed crit, and Lazuli has Sniper
-Lazuli

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>>8321659
But I missed!

>>8321649
>Raining now so
>Hydro pump!

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>>8321605
>Darts and wraps her tongue around his, playing with it
>Teasingly rubs his legs with her abdomen, slowly increasing the strength of the vibrations

>>8321688 (me)

(Ignore this if you want, I'm shitposting)

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>>8321659
Eh heh, a rock...
>There are no rocks on a ship
>Roll to Waterfall into the other boat

>>8321605
>>8321716
this is lewd

>>8321699
>Double crit on self and allies with sniper
>Fuck me

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>>8321649
>Ready up a waterpul-
>>8321699
>Loud squawking and warblegarbling.

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>>8321509
Je ne sais pas s'il est mon petit ami ou non, nous n'avons pas vraiment discuté

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>>8321659
>>8321686
>>8321688
>>8321699
>>8321707
>>8321726
>>8321750
>Boat is fucked to hell nevermind everyone is gangbanging and someone is shitposting

>>8321763
what did you expect going after a whole crew at once

>>8321763
>tfw I didn't expect my shitposting to actually do anything
>roll to make boat and fishsail great again

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>>8321763
>Victory fanfare?

>>8321763
>repair boat

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>>8321758
Vous avez l'air d'un joli couple
Au moins vous avez quelqu'un qui est avec vous

>>8321763
yeah thats what happens when turts gets involved

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>>8321792
>Spluttering.
We did it?
Whoohoo.

>>8321800
>thank you anon, for fixing my mistake

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>>8321763
>>8321792
Eh, boss? I'm still on this other boat, eh
>WATERFALL back and hope to not wreck your own boat too much

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>>8321825
Que s'est-il passé avec C? Elle n'est jamais revenue

>>8321792
https://youtu.be/MytPeM9YyGI

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>>8321716
>roll to carefully massage Yanmega's wing joints
>Sandslash continues the kiss

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>>8321853
I'm not even going to question how a Pokemon knows French.

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>>8321829
I think so?
>>8321837
>Get him so he doesn't fall off.
Welcoooooome back!
To Hoenn!!

>>8321912
You mean Old Kalosian

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>>8321912
Quelle? I teach my Pokemon Kalosian, both new and old. All other languages are garbage.

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>>8321853
Elle a rompu avec moi
Elle a dit que ce serait mieux pour nous

>>8321763
>>8321792
>Real victory song
https://youtu.be/MjuzFpNwSFQ

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>>8321792
>>8321919
>Slightly confused Remi spletsounds
That was weird.
Are we there yeeet?

>>8321922
(I'M SORRY I DON'T KNOW THE LORE THAT MUCH)

>>8321922
you mean french.
as dead a language as the ones who made it.

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>>8321935
Je suppose que cela signifie pas de scissoring pour moi non plus
>>8321930
Bonjour mon collègue honhon je ne peux plus parler normal pokemon ou anglais et ont retourné à Kalosian pouvez-vous aider?

>>8321922
>>8321962
>>8321971
( GM here, errybody chill. Kalos is the Obviously Not!France region, so in thread a lot of French things are referred to as Kalosian )

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>>8321930
Si ami mi gusto old kalosian, pedo ya no. Porque Usted es un insensiblè honhon

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>>8321837
>Run out of WATERFALL, barely clinging on to the deck railing
>At least it has rails unlike a certain other ship

>>8321919
>Get up thanks to eelbro
Heh, thanks boss.
HOENN

>>8322053
( GM here. I'm gay.)

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>>8321904
>Squeaks into his mouth
>Shudders slightly, still vibrating, coiling her tail around his leg

>>8322064
this is true

>>8322064
( Xerneas GM here, is bi-desperate really gay? These are the important questions. )

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>>8321950
Almoooooost!
>>8322063
Hoenn!!
>Last post number is hoe many posts until they arrive at the S.S. Cactus.

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>>8322032

Maintenant qu'elle est célibataire, elle pourrait se produire si vous la rencontrez à nouveau.
Ne vous inquiétez pas, ça ne fera pas de mal à mes sentiments

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>>8322064
Hi gay.
I'm also gay.

>>8322087
Yes.

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>>8322090
Elle ne m'a pas donné son numéro si à moins qu'elle revienne sur sa propre volonté je probablement ne la reverra jamais

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>>8322064
Oui, bien sûr mon compatriote! Je peux traduire!
>>8322056
Espanol? Répugnant. Éloigne-toi de ma présence, ton sale taco.
>>8322064
(GM here, I have apparently been renamed "Gay" in the Discord. It's true. I'm gay.)

>>8322087
( HMU qt ;) )
>>8322108
(You HMU too.)
>>8322138
(Fug u Skitts I'm straight now.)

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>>8322158
New phone, who dis?

>>8322087
(Steeldad GM here, the answer lies on your attraction to 3DPD)

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>>8322158
Don't touch my husbando.

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>>8322158
(Awwwww okay, random person who is apparently now named "straight")

Pokemon here.
How do I escape a trainer?

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>>8322135
Elle m'a donné son numéro
Si vous voulez lui parler je peux vous donner son numéro

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>>8322241
I would suggest taking your Pokeball and running. Do you need help getting out of your household?

>>8322241
Very carefully

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>>8322138
Ai un diferencia, yo si sabo a bañera mé

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>>8322260
Oh peux-tu le mettre dans mon xtranscepteur alors?

(Complaintanon back. Another thing I wish was that N was more active in helping pokemon/humans. I feel like banter between N and the birbsrights bird would have been funny as hell.)

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>>8322068
>Sandslash pulls back from the kiss, finally
>he then starts slowly licking Yanmega's face
>roll to continue giving a nice wing joint massage
What are you doing with your tail?

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>>8322195
Oh shit I've been japed.
Nvm other dude y'all stick with the other GM.

i cant believe you called me your husbando in thread thats so gay dude
>Cough
>IC: Go.
>>8322241
Hey little dude, you gotta like, grab your ball and book it.

>>8322281
I've tried that before and my trainer dumped cold water on me.

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>>8322089
I think I see a boat.
Its close.
Should we wait till it does anything?

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>>8322306
(People complained that N was too powerful and just made most plots insta-done, so I've had him sit back and mostly just do commanding so other people can do shit. I've also had a lot of IRL issues preventing me from posting, and really don't think N would physically go anywhere without Gladion. )
(I've been trying to actually have him do stuff, so you'll probably see more of him. )
>>8322351
I see.... is there anything else he does?

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>>8322351
What is your Region?
I can be of aid, if close.
If not me, a friend.

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>>8322305
Bien sûr que oui
>picks the xtransiever and puts C's number on it
Elle est vraiment occupée donc ne l'appelez pas tout le temps

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>>8322325
(Nerd.)
>>8322353
That's ours, silly!
>Pull up next to it and tie the boat up.
>Start moving stuff on board.

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>>8322241
Break his knees with Foul Play.

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>>8322302
Je ne parle pas la langue des tacos, essayez encore plus tard.

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>>8322416
Oui oui biensûr
> Ruban étreinte la femme couteau

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>>8322422
Oh, we moving to this boat now?
>Fly to the boat with some supplies in claws.

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>>8322404
Mostly dumping water on me. Sometimes he hits me with hammers and says I need to move faster.
>>8322405
Uh... Eastern Sinnoh.
>>8322423
I'm afraid if I attack him they'll chip me...

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>>8322422
Heh heh...
>Get those ship parts on the main boat

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>>8322323
Oh, um...
Trying to...You know.
...
>Start pushing and rubbing the tip against his crotch
>Lick and nibble his chest, neck, and face, sending vibrations through the tail and into his lower body

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>>8322895

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>>8322475
Can't chip you if you use Parting Shot bambino. Dat or call somma dem Plasma guys.

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>>8322475
Oh.... That's.... I can have someone there in 30 minutes, if you give me your location.

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>>8322422
(No u.)
We're hoooome~!
Finally.
>Splet some smaller things onto the Cactus

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>>8322446
>Rougir
pas de problème, Tout pour aider un ami

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>>8322463
Yesssssss?
>>8322892
Thank you!
>>8322962
(Well you're still cute.)
Wooooo!
>Get everything on board and help the crew up.
>Get to checking what things need to be replaced.

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>>8322435
Pùto honhon, you should know how similar are languages are

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>>8322941
Yeah I'll see... Thank you.
>>8322958
Um... South of Sunnyshore. Blue roof with a big yard.
He's home.

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>>8323116
Yes? That does not mean your language is safe from being called trash, churro.

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>>8322895
Oh...
>Sandslash is getting really turned on by this
Do you want to uh...go for it?
>more nervous squeaking
>Sandslash is staring into Yanmega's eyes

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>>8323089
(Shhh no you are ya nerd.)
Did we get everything we needed?
>Curious spletgun noises

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>>8322138
J'espérais que tu savais comment réparer ce qui me faisait parler uniquement Kalosian

a 3 please

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>>8323089
Heh, all loot on the base.
>Get to checking things with eelbro
...boss? Found something, eh?

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>>8323222
Oh cher. Quelle est la cause, Nymphali?

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>>8323139
He'll be there in twenty minutes. Is there anything we should know about your trainer...?

>>8323268
You want a 3, but why?

>>8323268
Splash

>>8323333
l33t

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>>8323282
Je ne sais pas, je suis allé au lit bien, mais s'est réveillé et apparemment parlait Kalosian sans s'en rendre compte ce qui est bizarre, car il a été éternel depuis que je l'ai parlé.

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there is grave injutsice in unova.
i am need help
they will not silence bird!

>>8323417
What's wrong now birb buddy?

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>>8323210
(Roll to smooch.)
I thiiiink so?
>Eel shruggo.
>>8323273
Propellers are definitely going to need to be replaced. Uh... We miiiiiight need a new engine?
Probably going to need to go over the boat a few times to make sure there aren't any open holes that we missed...
...I might have missed some stuff?

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>>8323442
How come I call a "bigit" for hold tradition value such as for instance patrat is evil should be shipped to pluto??? I thought this unova??? My rights are bring eated away at???

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>>8323515
No Pokemon is evil by nature, perhaps you should try talking to some more Patrats.

>>8323515
Birb no. Do't bully the ratto.

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>>8323401
Ah ... Vous avez besoin de réapprendre anglais et Pokémon commun. Pas de soucis, Nymphali, je peux vous aider.

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>>8323186
>Force him flat onto the bed
>Stares back
...
>Lick and nibble downwards, starting at his neck, and running across his chest, before ending at his crotch
>Tail continues to send pulses of vibration through him, the tip rubbing and pressing against him, wet with her fluids

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>>8323450
Eh heh... uh, not good boss.
>Check that engine yourself
>It's big, and also busted
>Very big

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>>8323450
(Fug I've been smoochified. Roll to smooch back.)
>Fishy headtils
I thought the engine was okay?
Didn't we start it when I got here?

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>>8323551
>>8323559
I need fence between me and patrat so they can't my bread or my floor baggels.
if they so nice how come they want come over fence????

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>>8323619
How's it looking? We need a new one?
>>8323622
...True.
Do ship engines have spark plugs? Maybe we need some new spark plugs?

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>Roll to prove the thread dice like me more than the Discord dice
>>8323667
They may not be interested in your bagels or bread. Perhaps they simply want to talk to you.

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>>8323576
Je dois réapprendre anglais et pokemon, comment?

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>>8323144
Neither does yours, also churros are quite tasty and sugary. Are you implying something with me?

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>>8323751
Pas de bébé! Commencez par des mots simples et des prononciations. Les bases.

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>>8323814
Churros are cheap garbage, mon cher. Try real cooking at some point.

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>UNIT ONE: ATTEMPT TO BAKE "COOKIES"

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>>8323311
Um... I think he caught on. I'm sorry.
He's making us go

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>>8323888
Holy shit. Those smell delicious.

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>>8323709
..Nooo? I don't think so?
I think they just.. work.

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>>8323871
I do cook, for my friends... who are pokemon... I don't have many... dammit...
If you ever cook for me do me a favor and poison me, like just erase me

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>>8323709
Eh...
I don't think engines have holes in the sides, boss.

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>>8323888
>Thief the Cookie or die trying

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>>8323724
umm ok???
i 100% dont like patrat but i try???
also i stop try to unban from meowth fanciers form for saying meowth the worst and posting picture of myself to lighten atmosphere

thank grass head human

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>>8323941
They do...?
>>8323960
Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuughhhhhhhh....
...Where are we gonna get one from?

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>>8323969
>Clancy slams into stone wall before even making it out of ex-Pyrite territory
[SCREAMING IN ITALIAN]

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>>8323937
COLRESS!
I MADE YOU COOK-
>>8323999
>UNIT ONE: RESEARCH PROPER FUNERAL RITES
F

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>>8323999
F.
>>8324012
Thank you Unit One. Did I program you with a cookie baking function?

>>8323999
(Welp. My main died twice in one week. F.)

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>>8323903
There should be a several grunts outside your house. Please be careful.
>>8323990
You're welcome. May I ask why you don't like Meowths?

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>>8323992
They don't make clicky noises when you start them like other ones.
I don't knooow.

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>>8323999
F

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>>8324053
Sir, we're on site.
We're gonna try this the nice way first.

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>>8323824
Mots simples okay...
>thinks for a bit
hello?

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>>8323583
>Sandslash has bug juice covering his crotch
>he starts rubbing back against Yanmega's tail while massaging the joints in her upper abdomen

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>>8324053
At the house, sir.
>>8324089
I'll only step in if absolutely necessary. Fairly sure you guys can handle this unless the guy is packing heat.

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>>8323992
Eeeeeh... the big shipyard in Steelport?

>>8324071
Idea, heh. Try starting it now.

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>>8324053
I'm 'dere, boss.
>>8324089
I don' see much 'ere 'sept foo' prin's, t'ink 'e's gone?

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>>8324071
Oooh...
>>8324227
Let's see...
>Start that badboy.

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>>8323951
Non, I don't want to risk my restaurant for you. A normal meal will have to do.
>>8324096
Oui, bon, bon! Continuez!

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>>8324163
Got it.
>>8324249
Looks like it. Let's move, they left breadcrumbs for us!

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>>8324028
NEGATIVE. GOOGLE WAS USED.
>GOOGLE SEARCH HISTORY: Human courtship ; how to human romance ; cookie recipes ; how to cook ; ovens ; can a cannon work in place of an oven

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>>8324227
>>8324255
...oh.

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>>8324096
sylvie, Où puis-je faire du thé?
>>8323871
i tought that a true chef wouldn't cafe for how expensive the dish looks or is, i guess i should've expected less from you

>>8324053
>>8324089
>>8324163
>>8324249
>>8324292
>Gigalith and trainer are already gone.
>If evens there are a few clues in the house leading to where trainer was planning to go.

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>>8324163
>>8324249
>>8324089
I'll be waiting for you to report in. Take care.

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>>8324315
in the...
>she squints a bit bit while thinking
kitchen

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>>8324255
>Boom
Eh...

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>>8324324
Investigation time, boys.
>Other two can figure out where they went.
>Check what food the trainer is using, clues for any other pokes hopefully.

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>>8324309
>>8324368
...
So about that engine?

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>>8324368
>Squawk.
What was that noise?
Why is that engine smoking?
...You guys need help?

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>>8324292
>>8324324
I'm gon' for de closet. Le's see 'ow 'e looks.
>Check his room for any identification clues

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>>8324409
...
We need a new one!
Where are we gonna find an engine that big?..

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>>8324379
On it, Commander.
>>8324324
>>8324462
Well, hell.
Look what I got, Marceaux. Travel plans, maybe? Guy's smart enough not to pick a vacation spot we've got Admins stationed in, I'll give 'im that much.

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>>8324275
Or you can just stab me in an ally or something...

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>>8324360
Tu vas mieux, bon travail
>goes to the kitchen to make some chamomile tea
Voulez-vous du thé?

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>>8324409
Completely busted, boss.

>>8324480
Steelport, eh.

>>8324379
>Good thinking.
>Fire type chow, rock chow, chunks of steel and a mix of normal typing food.
>>8324462
>Suits mostly.
>Seems to favor black with a red tie.
>>8324519
>Travel plans are a bit vague but they mention the Islands near Kanto.
>Either the Orange Islands or Sevii.

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>>8324480
>>8324563
Welp.
Slateport it is!
>Slap plap up to the deck.
>Squint over at Slateport.
You think they forgot about us?

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>>8324561
Yes i aurait... no Yes I would like some tea

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>>8324655
..Nooo.
I don't think its been that long since we were there?

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>>8324635
Fire, rock, steel and normal?
>Note that down.
Right.
>Take a look around for anything that might give a hint for the rest of the team.
>>8324462
>>8324519
What'd you two find?

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>>8324723
Guy looks like he's on an island vacation, boss.
Sevii or Orange Islands, ain't sure which yet.
Looks like I better either rig up a speedboat or tag in my Samurott buddy.

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>>8324666
Ok, gardez votre train anglais pendant que je fais du thé de camomille

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>>8324519
>>8324635
Ye? Where to?
Look, 'e wears fancy stuff. Did Desmon' fin' the chow?
>>8324723
Suits, black an' red. Can' tell 'ow big 'e is.
>Marceux squints at the suits and holds one up to himself to try and get a better idea

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>>8324758
Okay I will try

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>>8324748
Sevii sounds like a good place to lay low, might be there.
>>8324763
Found fire type, rock, steel and normal food.
I'm gonna hazard a guess at this guy having full team.
Probably... One fire type, a steel type, the Gigalith, maybe three normal types?

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>>8324655
>>8324713
Eh, that ship earlier was probably from here.

>>8324723
>Claw marks in the furniture and the occasional bite mark on a table or sofa.
>>8324819
>About 6'0.
>One of the suits hasn't been taken over with a roller.
>He's a blonde.

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>>8324713
Friiiiiiiiick.
>>8324825
>Groan and flop on the deck.
Heck.

>>8324841
>>8324763
Sorry.

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>>8324825
It came from behind us though!
That wouldn't make any sense.

>>8324862
Bleh.
>Flop on the eelchest

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>>8324825
>>8324862
>Blue Frillish has been cleaning up around the ship.
>Roll for how well he's done.

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>>8324775
>adri goes make some chamomile tea
Comment aimez-vous votre thé?
Sucre, Miel?

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>>8324960
Uh... honey if we have it

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>>8324955
>Blue jelly goes to sulk in the corner.

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>>8324865
(its fine man)
>>8324841
>>8324819
Desmon'! I think 'e's.... 6'?
>Squint
Blon'? Thin' we got 'nuff?

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>>8324948
Eh, then who?

>>8324955
>Somehow ship is actually more unclean
You tried, eh.

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>>8324530
An alley...?! Disgusting!! I have more class than that, tomato!

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>>8324841
Claw and bite marks?
...Delcatty? Maybe an Arcanine?
>>8324999
Looks fine to me, we can head on out.
>Note down 6'0 and blond.
Thinking he has the Gigalith an Arcanine and a Delcatty.
Not sure about the rest of the team. Aegislash or something from the Magnemite family?

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>>8324948
>Hug the Remivolver.
>>8324955
>>8325011
>Ship is less clean.
Uuuugh.

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>>8324991
oui, Je vais aller jeter un oeil
>roll to find for honey

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>>8325124
>Yesss eelfriend hugs
>All according to keikaku.
>Happy fishtol sounds

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....
>looking around
>no one here

....
>calls the weapons dealer guy
>squeak

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>>8325132
That is good

>Roll to delet all squeaky toys

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>>8325200
>Porygon intercepts the call
We're sorry, the person you are trying to call is not available right now.
Please leave a message after the tone.
>Beeeep

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>>8325200
Zorro what are you do?

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>>8325065
... dose two eat? Huh. I was gon' say Mawile or somethin'. Le's go.

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>>8325318
They absorb the iron ions to fix their bodies up usually. Could be a Mawile.
Do you need a lift somewhere, Marc? I'm probably going to check out the Sevii Islands. You want to go for the Orange Islands?

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>>8325200
Oh hey buddy, how you doing? You wanna chat? Or... something else?

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(Howdy folks sorry to the mystery dungeon players but due to IRL commitments I don't know when I will be able to continue the campaign just thought I'd pop in and tell y'all while I had the chance)

>>8325282
(I didn't notice this, dammit)

>>8325367
>>8325405
(Poryposter here.)
(Maybe just have arms dealer guy also in on the call?)

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>>8325228
....
>fireblast

>>8325282
WHat!?

>>8325305
i am call pizza-

>>8325367
oh hey! yeah can i get a large 16 inch cheese?

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>>8325179
>Stand up while holding fishtol.
>Squint over at boat place.
You think they'd have an engine in there?

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>>8325505
We would have to get our ship moved there, boss.

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>>8325204
>brings the honey and the freshly made chamomile tea
>serves on the table for both her and sylvie
>adri sits and pours honey on her tea and mixes it
Le thé est prêt

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>>8325488
Oh pizza sounds nice, I want pep... pepperoni?

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>>8325505
Probably?
If they don't maybe they can fix ours!
...Maybe.

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>>8325556
Thank you
>she adds some honey to her tea and quietly sips it
Do you like pizza?

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>>8325367
You have one new message from user designated "Zorro".
Press 1 to listen to your new message, press 2 to delete.

>>8325488
Please stand by, we are experiencing some technical difficulties with your call.
>Porygon starts playing relaxing music

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>>8325610
Oui... oh you're getting better at english, do you understand english or should i
Continue de parler en kalosien
and yes i do like pizza

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>>8325529
>>8325594
So... What would be the plan? Push our boat there and steal the engine?
Then iiiiinstall it and drive off?

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>>8325448
(I guess?)

>>8325282
That's a weird message tone.

>>8325488
Sorry, I don't deliver food. Unless this "16-inch cheese" is some weapon I don't know about, or is it some code?
(No seriously is zorro being a goof or doing something else ? )

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>>8325365
Can do, sir. Orange Islan's, I'm gon' need a ride.

>>8325623
(GODDammit auto update)
>Also the user is set to "Zorro the chosen one"

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>>8325638
Yes i understand anglais

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>>8325623
>>8325652
>listening to the music
>can not order a large 'pizza' right now

uuuuh is this the wrong number?!

>>8325572
Let me try again

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>>8325678
okay, i'll go back to english, unless my kalosian is so lovely that i should keep talking in it?
>sip on tea
so how's the tea?

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>>8325673
Lets see... I can have Crobat give you a lift or I can give you a Fearow I recently evolved.
What sounds better?

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>>8325739
Your Kalosian is quite nice to listen to. The tea is good as well.
>>8325728
You better I want pizza now

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>>8325652
Option 1 selected.
"What"
>User designation changed to "Zorro the Chosen One"

>>8325728
Negative.
>The music stops playing
>Porygon goes back to silently recording the call

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>>8325728
...
>mistakes this for something else
Ok, I get you, I get you you'll get you're Pizza and another "Pizza" on the house.
How does that sound? That order should be there soon thanks to the new regional office I'm in, in hoenn

How come there are only like 4 trash pokemon? How can I complete my trash team if there are only 4 trashmons.
Fuck me.

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>>8325781
Yeah!

>>8325804
>>8325814
Yeah make sure there is extra pepporni for sylvie!

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>>8325645
Sounds like a plan, boss?
Maybe get them to install it for us, heh.

>>8325869
(most people here are shitmons what are you talking about)

>>8325869
get a dunsparce and a shuckle
trash team completed.

>>8325911
Fuck you don't OOC me shitface.
>>8325916
I mean REAL trash. Not that fuckin' fake ass trash bullshit.

>>8325911
badum tss

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>>8325781
well i'm a born kalosian, but your kalosian is also nice to hear sylvie

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>>8325869
trubish, garbador, grimer and muk aren't bad pokemon anon

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>>8325939
I was born Kalos too.

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>>8325929
Uh... Aether has Alolan Muks, if you want to participate in an experiment.