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ERP Thread The Perfect Sleep Aid Edition Previous: >>8308813

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ERP Thread
The Perfect Sleep Aid Edition

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>>8308813
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>fart
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>>8314267
this is my fetish
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Who's awake?

Post Cards.
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>>8314298
No, you can't make me.
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>>8314297
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>>8314305
Which of your girls gives the best head, in your opinion?
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>>8314298
Mfhnpfpmppfhhfm phmhnf hmmpehfnmpehnf
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>>8314298
Awake but shouldn't be.
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>>8314314
HESTIA BESTIA
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>>8314313
A tie between Hotaru and Tifa.
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>>8314298
I'm awake but I'm not going to ERP
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>>8314321
All that practice from sucking on the various phallic-shaped candies, eh?
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>>8314321
Could you describe Hotaru's craziness to me?
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>>8314298
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Why is everything censored now? Help!
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>>8314326
Why do you tease me like this?
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Where all da furries at
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>>8314321
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>>8314345
Stop! That's my fetish.
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>>8314314
Don't talk with you mouth full, my Goddess.
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>>8314334
Pretty much.

>>8314339
It is beyond comprehension.
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>>8314256
>She knew that her little technique was a bit much for such a novice ninja, but even she was surprised at just how pent up he was as he climaxed in her hands. His hard, heated cock erupted with an impressive blast of his seed, coating her hand and wrist and even lightly dripping her closest tit with his semen until he tired out. She pulled her hand off his limp cock as he spent himself, looking down on him in pleasure and a lot of self pride as she could still bring a young man to such a climax even at her age.
Shhh, no need to strain yourself pupil. You learned your lesson well, and you're going to remain loyal to your Rin sensei now are you? Who needs to peek on other girls when she can tend to your every need. Now go on, get your rest my dear pupil, you still have so much for me to teach you.
>She was awaiting whatever words or faint reaction he still had left as he was fatigued and catching his breath from their intense moment. Rin looked down on him with a warm smile, wrapping both her arms around him and cradling close to her mountainous bosom like a pair of soft pillows. She rocked his head side to side in a gentle sway against the firm yet cushioned flesh, teasingly rubbing her stiff nipple against his lips as she indulged him to her buxom seductions one last time before he faded away.
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>>8314359
I'm tempted to ask her for head. Sorry for asking so many silly questions.
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>>8314359
Ha, fucking gay.
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Test
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>>8314369
B+
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>>8314369
Nice
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>>8314346
I-I'm sorry what am I doing?!
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>tfw no anon to mating press you
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>>8314349
bork
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>tfw no anon to snuff you out
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>>8314393
I'll rater sniff you.
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>>8314380
>Dat Elsa
You're teasing me with your fun characters even though I can't play with them right now. It's cruel.
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>>8314350
Why must you do this.

>>8314368
Fuck you Mecha.

>>8314366
What's stopping you?
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>>8314385
I want to do that.

>>8314387
I want to fuck you.
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>>8314396
No, fuck off or end my life.
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>>8314387
10/10 would pet and yiff.
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>>8314401
Hotaru feel like sucking a dick?
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>>8314407
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>>8314401
>implying I'm that stinky penis gay
Gay and dumb
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>>8314407
I don't want to end your life... you're cute...
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>>8314387
yes pls
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>>8314407
How about I strangle you while I fuck you.
Everybody win?
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>>8314401
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>>8314387
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>>8314426
HI TITTY DOG!
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>>8314363
>The young male was out of words, panting like he just ran a race, the only thing he could hear were her words...They sounded nicer than the first time he met her. The aftermath was incredible nice and warm for him, like the love of a mother as she rocks him side to side. He looks at her with his eyes and nodded with a smile before he gently wraps his lips around her nipple one more time before closing his eyes. Would the young male get in trouble just to spend a time or punishment with the voluptous Shinobi, or he could ask her and probably become more assertive and confidence. Only other time will tell.

(Thanks for that! I really enjoyed it. Hope there is some continuity for this, i never thhought that a handjob could be this good. Probably next time will be a titfuck or who knows?)
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>>8314402
>>8314410
>>8314420
...b-bork?
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>>8314435
Oh god stop teasing me... I need to fuck a furry this badly!
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>>8314426
Can I PLEASE sniff your asshole
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>>8314434
(No prob man glad you enjoyed, and hell yeah continuity stuff is top tier, you ever want to play again just ask. Even if it's not right away glad to do it again sometime.)
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Fuck me up, anon.
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>>8314457
Ravioli Ravioli. Can't fuck the Dragon loli.
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>>8314457
Post kanna thighs.
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>>8314457
You have a dumb face!
>dabs
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>>8314445
(Good then. Guess I can refer myself as Pupil anon then. Catch you other time!)
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>>8314435
Bork!
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>>8314457
Ravioli Ravioli, Kanna.
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>>8314435
Awoo!
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>>8314401
Hotaru?
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>>8314458
>>8314484
Whatever, cucks.
>>8314461
What's so special about my thighs?
>>8314463
Fuck off to reddit.
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>>8314426
>Late as fuck
>Furry porn online
Damnit, maybe another night.
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>>8314487
You are not the real Kanna
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>>8314487
Nice thighs, boss.
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>>8314413
Maaaaaaybe.

>>8314417
Oh.

>>8314423
Enough.

>>8314486
The one and only.
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>>8314485
>>8314482
>>8314441
Murr?
0w0
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>>8314487
They're amazingly plump for a tiny dragon, for one. I can imagine you get lots of looks when you're out and about, right?
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>>8314507
I'll pay you, or give you some candy or something. W-watching you suck someone else could be very hot, too.
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>>8314487
No, fuck you, fat cunt.
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>>8314507
>covers his cock in chocolate
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>>8314507
>The one and only
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>>8314507
I'd like to get some action, mate.
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>>8314512
>grabs her by the pussy, as if she was one of the bitches in a dog talent show
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>>8314298
I'm going to take a shower, but I'm leaving this here meanwhile.
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>>8314530
Hey.
HEY.
It is 100% illegal to ponk here.
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>>8314530
>grabs her by waist and starts to fuck her
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>>8314352
Who's your waifu?
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>>8314535
hey hey nozomi
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>>8314530
Pinkie! Who's that guy?
>Anon looks heartbroken, but he just watches, not trying to stop her.
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>>8314514
Don't tell me that you like that sort of things? How lewd!

>>8314517
Need a napkin?

>>8314526
Oh hello, me.

>>8314529
NEVER.
I mean, not now.
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>>8314552
I do! Though I'd be just as happy if you sucked me. Either way I'm pretty horny.
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>>8314552
You don't to do the chocolate routine anymore?
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>>8314544
>>8314530
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>>8314561
Do you think you deserve to see her?
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>>8314572
Fuck off CensorAnon
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>>8314552
Hello, you. I challenge you to a taste contest!
>No she really doesn't and runs away
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>>8314572
why do you do this to me?
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>>8314577
>kissu the retreating Hotaru
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>>8314430
Hi~!
>>8314444
I-If it wasn't so late, I'd be more than happy to...I'm just popping in to fulfill my quota of my watch image.
>>8314492
Hey, dont worry about it. I'm just popping in for a moment. You're not missing anything~!
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>tfw no late-night lolis
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>>8314512
B-BORK!
>submits like a bitch in heat
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>>8314576
Who's your waifu?
>>8314580
I left you an eye this time.
Those breasts look so cute and sexy anon! Wouldn't you like to see them?
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>Dead hours used to be Sponty, Mercy and Morrigan running around doing lewd things.
>Now it's bait images, Hotaru and Owain.
So this is what suffering feels like.
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>>8314602
>licks her cunt
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>>8314594
Dangit. Can I add you on discord to suffocate my face in your butt sometime, if you don't mind?
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>>8314620
>Mercy and Morrigan
They're the same person
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>>8314639
I think he means the ragyo one
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>>8314644
No, he means /ntr/ Mercy
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>>8314644
Oh
I understand now
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>>8314608
They're better with captions in the censor bar.
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>>8314620
>Implying Owain and Hotaru don't play their sluts on demand
>Implying we need more complaining anons
If you're not going to ask for a session off a card what are you doing here?
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>>8314608
Wait, did you get to see them when you censored it???? That's not fair!!!!!!
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>>8314620
Everyone on that list but the bait images will typefuck you though, why you gotta be mean about it?
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Reminder that most obvious bait is done by a single person.
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>>8314608
My wiaifu's a 3DPD. Just drop it.
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>>8314669
True, hard to forget since it was just yesterday too
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Pick one.
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>>8314669
Some anons just like to watch the thread burn instead of typefuck a slut.
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>>8314577
No... Don't leave! Come back!
>Helicopter noises

>>8314557
Aren't we all? Hmmm... I guess you can watch~

>>8314559
Well, you should add some sprinkles for a change.
That would be better for everyone involved~
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>>8314676
And yet people are already forgetting.
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>>8314678
The dead one.
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>>8314683
I'd accept watching. Just, get on it already!
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>>8314684
I think it's more that that one guy just wants everyone to forget. Does it show up in archives or was this cap lucky?
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>>8314689
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>>8314678
The left 3rd one
if I have to choose another one, right 2nd one.
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>>8314678
One with the candle.
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>>8314697
I'm pretty sure I saw it in the archives as well, and I don't think they'd delete it from there.
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>>8314678
Nice reaction pic.
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>>8314689
>The dead one is the one in the latex suit

Artist predictions
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>>8314630
Sure!
Furry porn
#3636
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>>8314768
Thanks! Have a nice sleep
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>>8314545
Hello Anon.
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>>8314785
Will you suck my dick?
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>>8314785
How ya doing today?
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Real nigga hour is very disappointing...
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>>8314695
But we need a valiant soul who wouldn't mind getting his dick sucked while you watch!
I wonder~
>Hotaru placed a finger on her glossy lips, looking around with interest.
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>>8314808
I'm sure that's not too hard around here. You could suck me, instead, or suck both o fus together.
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>>8314785
Well I could. But you need to put a bit more off effort in asking if you want a quality service.

>>8314798
Like I said before. I've a bad feeling for today.
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>>8314806
Real niggas make the nigga hours.
Are you a real nigga anon?
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>>8314817
Bad feeling? You mean for your day, or things here? Either way, hope that feeling disappears soon!
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Moo.
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What are these people running from? They're not! They're running TO the hottest thread on /trash/!

It's ERP!

Erotic Roleplaying

Tonight! We set /r/Atheism on fire when we pit Goddess vs Goddess! That's right it's Hestia versus Kaguya versus Celestia versus every other goddess in ERP! Worshipers take their sides as they fling Bible quotes, go on Crusades, and try to prove that their Woman of Worship is the winner! And now, here's two guys that love it when they get worshipped: Kenny Blankenship and Vic Romano!
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>>8314839
I wish they still dubbed this show
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>>8314831
Money, Beef, Cow, Australia, Pale, White, Bob, Hardworking, Foreclosure, Barn, Nude, Bell, Natural, Weight, Tendons, Machine, Isolation, Food
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>>8314839
Hello, everyone and welcome to a sacrilegious episode of ERP, the thread where it doesn't matter how alpha or beta you are, if you're willing to nut up, you'll get laid.
Haha! Yeah, wait no that's not right, Vic.
It isn't? Why's that, Ken?
Cuz a lot of people are more focused on being angry all the time and yelling about monkeys. Haha. Monkeys.
You sure do you like your apes, don't you Kenny? From chimpan-a to chimpanzee.
Yeah, I had me a bowl of Gorilla Munch this morning. They changed the monkey didn't they?
Right you are, Ken. The rustles my jimmies gorilla is long gone and isn't even a gorilla anymore.
Man, that sucks.
Indeed it does. Now before you get depressed about cereal boxes let's take it over to our man in the field.

Guy?
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>>8314822
Me or here, there is no difference. I’m being here therefore what happen here happen to me too. Schrödinger cat and everything. But leaving my “spider sense” tingling aside, how about you Anon? Can I help you in any way?

>>8314839
Is that Mai Dire Banzai?
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>>8314831
Fuck off with your shit game.
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>>8314863
>From chimpan-a to chimpanzee
You got me
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>>8314831
FUn, Farming, Heifer, North America, Brown, Brown, Ponytail, Cheerful & Loving, Foreclosure, With Me, Human Clothes, Natural, Tail, Branding, By Hand, Chores & Spanking, Praise Affection & Sex.
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>>8314863
Yes, hello! Guy LeDouche here, and let me tell you that I have no favourite goddess! Guy loves them all so very very much, yes, he does! Especially the ones that let their followers worship the ground they walk on! Oh ho, Guy loves the feet, yes he does!
>HEY GUY, INTERVIEW ME
Oh, hello, sir! Which Goddess are you rooting for in tonight's show?
>WHAT. GODDESS. I DON'T BELIEVE IN THAT SKY CAKE CRAP. I AM ENLIGHTENED BY MY OWN INTELLIGENCE.
And what mighty intelligence that is, sir! Look at it shine!
>OH SHIT MY FLY IS DOWN.
Now go on and shoo, you're scaring away any potential goddesses for Guy!
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>>8314865
Well, if you're free, I'd love to have some fun with the Anchovy!
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>>8314897
Guy, I think you're worshiping yourself there.

Speaking of worshiping, here's a question for you all. How many of you buy into claiming and harem culture? That once a person gives them one hefty wall of typefuck, that avatar is theirs forever? That all it takes for one rambunctious male avatar is to drop segmented posts to make sure that a girl is theirs forever? Show of hands... NOW!
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>>8314900
Yes I'm very free right now.
Do you have a session with the Duce you want to continue or you want to try something?
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>>8314891
>branding
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>>8314909
I'm no c u c k, captain.
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>>8314913
Admittedly, I was the one interested in trying something a little more on the dom side with her, possibly with a footjob
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>>8314924
Oh Footjob Anon! Sweet. Do you have a started in mind? If so post it so I can rev up my Carro Veloce.
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>>8314909
"yaaaay...."

Well, you're wrong. This is ERP. We celebrate free and open sex here. The only claiming and harems that happen here are those who actually out themselves as "claimed" or part of someones harem. Just because your favourite avatar ERP'd with a person who can drop 3-5 lines on the fly doesn't mean that they won't cater to your one liner roleplay. Avatars are free and open to anyone! So don't worry if you can't quite keep up with some of the more wordy writers, because I assure you, no one is getting claimed unless they say they are.

See like this gentleman here
>>8314920
He understands! He's not the jealous type! He's not the cuckold type. He knows that in ERP, the concept of claiming is rather silly. You, ma'am, you look like you have something to say!

>Yeah, I agree with you Captain. I took some guy's BIG BLACK DINO DICK the other day and honestly he was great but variety is the spice of life. Just ERPing with one guy all the time would get boring pretty fast, so I refuse to say I got claimed by him.

Right you are, ma'am. Sir, you disagree?

>You damn right I do, Cap.

Why's that?

>Cuz my favourite ava. God, she was a sweet heart. She... she was such a good writer! She gave mean s u c c. And I mean MEAN s u c c. So you know what happened? You wanna know what happened? She... she went into the Discord and got claimed! She won't give me the time of day anymore! It's all about her favourite person now! She's gone, Cap! She got claimed! She's part of someone's harem!

Sir, I'm sorry to hear that but she was free to do as she wished. If she wanted to be exclusive or part of someone's harem, that's her choice and all you can do is accept it, and move on. Find someone else to get your mean s u c c from.
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>>8314935
I actually don't! I can write one up, but I wasn't quite sure on the setting, and stuff. Anything setting/theme you've been wanting to try out lately?
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>>8314947
LLLLLLET'S GO!

And we're off to our first challenge of the da-

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>>8314956
fuck you jiro, why are all of my capchas in spanish?
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>>8314958
perdon no entiendo
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>>8314952
Oh I'm quite flexible, in fact I like to play with Anons idea. Otherwise we could go with something simple. Like you tried to lewd here and Pepperoni knocked you out and now Anchovy is punishing you.
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>>8314972
*Her not here.
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>>8314972
Hmm, how's about someone insulting her while at a bar/restaurant, and being punished for it after?
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>>8315007
That would work too. Could you start writing the thing from Anon's point of view? It really help me get in the character.
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It's okay when Jiro does it

But anyone else uses the thread meta, they're Satan
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>>8315025
Owain did it with his bartender guy and people liked it.
People adored Mettaton too.
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>>8314831
Love,
Milking
Cow
NA
Pale/Brown hard to pick
Red
Straight
Cheerful and loving
Free will
With you
milkmaid dress
Cowbell
Large dose
Horns, ears, and a tail
No surgery
By hand
No punish
Praise, affection, and sex

Wow that is an in depth one
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>>8315025
Jiro is entertaining, while most people who try doing the same come off as assholes trying to just push their own shit while also talking about the problems.
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>>8315024
Sure, give me a few and I'll get a starter up.
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>>8315025
>But anyone else uses the thread meta
What did he mean by this?
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>>8315024
>A man sits at the counter of his usual bar, having light discussions with a few friends and acquaintances, trying to relax after another long, tense day of work. After a few drinks, and a lot chatting, he watches as a few young women enter the room, all of them wearing uniforms. At first he pays little attention to them, though after taking a seat nearby, he couldn't help but make a few rude, slightly inebriated remarks towards them.
Well, isn't that cute? I wonder what they're dressed up like that for, a party of some sort?
>He tells the people nearby, some of which chuckle, while the rest sit quietly and continue drinking.
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>>8314967
What a cute girl.
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>>8315099
>It was not a good day.

>That was what the Anzio’s Duce was thinking when she entered in that bar along with her closest friend, Carpaccio and Pepperoni after and intense training session with their Tankery teams.
>Not only once again the training session ended up in a total disaster, but most of the tankette were in dire needs of extensive maintenance and their funds running too thin, she has to find a way to raise some money beside the food stalls really soon but despite her efforts nobody was able to follow her plans once again. Seriously, how can they pull crazy things in the direst situations and yet fail so outstandingly in doing the simplest thing? How her head hurt just for the thinking, she really needs a cup of tea and maybe a cake. Yep chocolate look like a good idea. Chocolate Good. Choco make everything better. Thank you Cristoforo for discovering America and giving us Choco.

>But alas today was not a good day.

>Someone was really drunk and has chosen her friends and her as a target for some really rude remarks. Now usually she would let it pass and focus on her Chocolate Cake. But not today. Nooooooope. She could not let it pass today. So she made her own remark to the man too, despite Carpaccio begging her to let it go.
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>>8315162
Not your Anon, but I really want to fuck her from behind.
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>>8314355
But I can't stop eating!
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>>8315206
It's ok. You are cute even when you eat.
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>>8315206
Are you the Hestia that was in /ftt/ for a while?
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>>8315174
I'm not good at multitasking today but feel free to ask me next time Anon. I'm not against it.
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>>8315206
...I want to rape Hestia.
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>>8315228
I wouldn't want to interrupt, but she's cute and small. Good for happy doggy style.
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>>8315162
>Though some of the behavior could have been chalked up to him just being a bit drunk, this appeared to mostly be about the man looking for something to take his frustrations out on, after having dealt with his fare share of shit today. The man quickly gulps down his glass of whiskey as she glares at him, slamming the cup down against the table as he recalls his supervisor hounding him over misplaced paperwork, and a "bad attitude".

>He stands up after hearing her retort, a scowl now replacing his previously smug look, one hand holding onto the table, while the other clenches into a fist. He angrily shakes his fist around as he responds to her; his main argument being that she looks nothing like a military leader, despite her actual occupation. The more belligerent he gets, the more of his bar mates join in to calm him down. After all, a grown man shouldn't be arguing with a small girl like this.
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>>8315212
Y-yeah but I understand that a Goddess has to show some manners, I'm sorry.

>>8315217
No, I am not. But I was here when anons started to beg for a Hestia because /ftt/ had one. Then I built my folder to indulge them.

>>8315232
Hestia is not for rape! She's a Goddess and you should only have consensual sex with her
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>>8315249
Forgive me for asking, I lurk here rarely. Are you a shitposter or do you actually ERP?
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>>8314956
>refresh
AND NOW IT'S TIME FOR KENNY BLANKENSHIP'S MOST PAINFUL SHITPOSTS OF THE THREEEEAAAAAAAAAAD

Let's start things off with number 5
>>8314487
Ravioli Ravioli, don't shitpost as the dragon loli!

And here we go with number 4, making things bad it's
>>8314407
This teasing Tomoko taunting three thirsties! Talk about trouble!

Take us away, number 3, it's
>>8314267
This fart knocker! Hey, I hope you ran to the door knob cuz that's licks till you get to one! School yard rules!

Alright, let's hear it for terrible number 2 it's
>>8314350
Taffy! Man, I've been saying of words that start with T this time around, huh? Like tool. Haha! I said tool.

And now, the most painful shitpost of the thread goes TO
>>8314673
This guy who made the biggest mistake in having a 3DPD waifu! 3D women are not important! 2D waifus are pure and would never hurt you, guy!
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>>8315249
I love you Hestia!

>>8315253
Are you new?
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>>8315253
Hestia probably RPs the most bar Morrigan.
She really livens up dead hours and I appreciate her even though I don't RP with her.
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>>8315257
>Tfw regular Kanna NEVER
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>>8315249
Oh I'm sure you should, when you are with others Gods or in some formal situation. But we are you most devoted followers. We love you as you are. Even your quirks. Especially your quirks.
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>>8315257
Another exciting episode of ERP, wouldn't you say Kenny!
Yeah, I can't believe that we got a Bastet now! All hail the loli cat girl goddess!
You sure seem excited about her, Kenny.
Yeah, you bet I am! I have a reason to go to Church on Sunday now!
Well, before you start reading the Qu'ran, why don't you lead us out with the golden rule of ERP?
Yeah, yeah you got it!

DON'T! GET! ATTACHED!
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>>8315232
Karl, you rascal.
>cue 90s Laugh Track

>>8315249
I'd pay some worship but I'm heading to sleep right around now. See you around Goddess, and stay cute.
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>>8315249
No, you see, her being a goddess is what make sit all the better. I just want to break her down. God I hope she's a bratty sub, defiant to the very end.

>>8315278
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8oVfIFrpslI
Hey anon~ How's life treating you?
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>>8315245
>Yep the things escalated quickly.

>Anchovy and the guy were both really pissed and none of them was up on giving ground or for a tactical retreat. Or like Pepperoni call it, advancing to futures victory. So the thing become a mess up of yells and insults and name callings while her friends and the other patrons trying to calm them, until thing get too heated and thing got really physical. She doesn’t even know how the man ends up on the floor. Was Pepperoni trying to protect her? Was one of the other customers? She will never know and she didn’t even care. The day had awakens something … devilish … in her and that thing wanted her revenge. Revenge for all her defeat, revenge for not getting her daily Choco, revenge for a lot of petty things and serious one.
>And so she manages to take the man to where they store their tanks and tie him.
>And now she was there alone for her friends could not understand what was … what is inside her right now. Only her and the man that has made her so angry. Waiting for him to awake. Waiting to make him pay. How long that grin was on her face? She doesn’t know and don’t care. It felt good. Almost good as Choco.

(I know I’m bit of godmodding here, I hope is good for you.)

>>8315235
Oh I know. I like you Doggy Stile Anon. Give me a call next time and I'll do my best to make you happy.
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>>8315319
Will do.
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>>8315253
Yes I am! I shitpost in the form of ERP

>>8315259
I love you too, anon!

>>8315271
Uhh? Why especially the quirks? What's so good about them? I think that even here among my followers, I need to keep my composure.

>>8315278
It's okay! See you laterz, anon! May the Goddess blessing accompany you.

>>8315304
.....
...You shouldn't try to rape a Goddess! That's a sinful sin!
(Yes I'd say that she's a bratty Goddess. A very childish compared to the others.)
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>>8315341
Would you be interested in doing anything?
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>>8315363
...I don't know. I really want to ERP but at the same time I should be going to bed right now instead of posting here.
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>>8315319
>As one thing led to the other, the man quickly found himself in quite the predicament. Slowly coming to, his eyes fluttered as he lets out a few groans from discomfort and confusion.

>The last thing he remembered, was pushing his finger against that little girl's forehead, and suddenly everything went black. As his vision returned, and everything became clear again, and he lazily raises his head, a sharp, throbbing pain plaguing his head as he looks around. The lighting was very good, but it appeared to be a storage for... Tanks? He thought, suddenly realizing that not only were his hands tied, but he was being watched by...by that damn girl, of all people. What did she do? Where the hell was he? He was confused, and in pain, but there was little chance she'd be in a helpful mood after earlier.
(Nah, I'm totally fine, do whatever you wanna do Nozomi!)
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>>8315373
Same. Thought I'd try to get off before bed.
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>>8315341
Because my Goodness, you are not perfect. No one of the ancient gods were. There we made to put the divine in a shape and form closer to us mortals. Not the unreachable ideal of a single omnipotent and all-saying god. I don’t mean that loving you don’t make us strive to be better. We do. You are such a great Goddess we can help ourselves. This is the nature of our faith in you. This the pool we drink when we renew our devotion in you.
But your quirks is what make you closers to us. Is what make you relatable to us. Not something far away and untouchable. You are both a Goddess and yet a beautiful, quirky woman. And that make us love you even more. As an ideal and as a female. Is the paradox of human mind.
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>>8315373
Go2bed
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>>8315373
A beautiful flower such as yourself needs her beauty sleep! Don't neglect self care in your need to be worshiped. I know I have made the same mistake when woman are fawning upon me.
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>>8315341
Not try... I want to rape you over and over again. I mean your outfit is almost begging for it.

(Sounds cute. Good night and sweet dreams when you do fall asleep.)
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>>8315397
Go to bed Owain
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>>8315391
If you want something really quick, and don't mind a sub-par session I could handle something, what do you have in mind?
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>>8315448
I'm not really into masked Nazis.
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Karl, go to bed instead of bullying little girls.
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>>8315389
>And he finally wake up, confused and still on the floor. She was not much of a little girl from there wasn’t she?

>To be fair she still was, but everyone need a delusion or two in they life.

Good morning.

>She said to him, her voice dripping with sarcasm what she has spoken was not a greetings but a mockery. And she knelled down to him just enough that her crop could touch him in the forehead. The crop has been nothing more than something she used to point things or emphasize her speaking so far and yet now it felt … heavier … and newer. Like it has become the symbol on the change she was experiencing right now.

>She looked back at the man, her crop now sliding along the left side of his face, resting under his chin.

You were a bad man today, mister.

>She tapped him under the chin to emphasize what she was saying, reining a sudden impulse to strike him with more force. ‘Not now’ she thought … 'but soon'.

A very … very bad man. And this will not do. Bad man need to be punished.
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>>8315429
(but anon its 6 am I have class in two hours.)
>>8315431
(may darkness rain eternally upon your livestock)
>>8315465
>Pats bun and promptly passes out for an hour or so.
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>>8315464
Was planning on playing as a Femanon~
(or Fur Fox.)

>>8315465
You're gonna have to drag me away!
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>>8315373
>Smacks ass
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>>8315474
I-I... W-Where am I?! What did you do?!
>He shouts in response, his voice echoing throughout the vehicle's storage as he attempts to break out of his binds, violently wriggling his bound arms side to side. As her crop flicks at his skin, he couldn't help but feel embarrassment, and a slight hangover(or the onset of a concussion, but who knows, really), his face a bright, flustered red as he looks up at the girl, her taunting grin only furthering his humiliating position right now.
I have done nothing wrong! You're just some uppity little girl, now untie me!
>Still defiant, he grits his teeth as he demands to be freed, his eyes darting side to side as he begins to panic slightly.
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>>8315476
Good night Owain.

>>8315481
Maybe I'll do just that!
Then we'll see who gets "raped over and over again".
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>>8315391
I'd be happy to help you with that, like I always do. But I do really think that I should be going to be now. With that said, I owe you one.

>>8315393
O-ohh... Tanon? Is that you?
What you're saying makes total sense. I can understand how you, humans can feel more connected and identified with a God who is very quirky.
Humans are truly interesting and peculiar.
Sure, creating a Familia is hard. It has pros and cons. And there's some problems that we need to work on, like internal fighting and whatnot but nothing that I can't control.
It doesn't matter how dark the sky can be or how dense the fog of understanding can get. I'll always be here to guide you through the adversity. You, and every one of my followers.
For now, I need to go to sleep. See you laterz.

>>8315396
W-will do!

>>8315397
Those are beautiful words, unexpected from a brave warrior, Ringabel. A poet and a fiery warrior, I see.
Sadly I don't need more warriors in my Familia, I already have enough.

>>8315423

(Thank you. Without any further ado, I'm going to sleep. See ya laterz.)

>>8315484
>Her body tensed up at the sudden smacks and slightly jumps on her same spot.
H-hey! Be more respectful with your Goddess!
(Are you the same anon who gropped her ass while whispering ''your ass drives me crazy?'')
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>>8315522
You better remember, Hestia! :< I really could use that blowjob.
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>>8315522
I'm really so easy to read? Yes my Godness it's me. Have a nice sleep and pleasant dreams.
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>>8315522
>that I should be going to be now
I should be going to sleep, now*

>>8315531
...I'll remember, anon!
>Hestia pressed her cheeks with her gloved hands, trying to resist the urge to get down on her knees and indulge her follower.
(I really should go to sleep but I'll remember to please you with my mouth!)

>>8315541
Yep, you're easy to read, at least for me.
I can see that you type with your heart. Or it seems like it.
An unusual attribute.
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>>8315520
>Karl grabs Sponty's hand, pulling her in close enough to steal a kiss, while his other hand cups on of her supple cheeks.
In the mood I'm in, I'd wager it would be you getting raped over and over all night~
Are you just getting up? or are you going off to sleep soon?
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>>8315522
Sorry but I can't ignore such a nice ass.
(Nope)
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>>8315506
Quiet you dog!

>She yelled and this time her crop strike at his face quick and true. Of course she was a small girl and crops were not made to cause real damages … but it was enough pain in her strike. And she jolted inside when she felt the tip connecting with his face. She felt a similar jolt when she fired her first salve once but not so deeply, not so inebriating. She was wrong; this was going to be a lot better than Choco.

You dare deny your sins? I’m just an uppity girl? Disgusting!

>She hit him again. How dare saying such thing, stupid, stupid, stupid bad man.

I wanted nothing more than relax. I wanted nothing more than my Choco but no. You had to ruin my plans. There always be someone like you. But guess what? I’m feed up of people like you. You are going to pay for ruining my day and you will pay it in full. DID I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR MAGGOT?

>Whoa … from when that come out … it was like that movie that she has seen … Full Metal Panic … no wait something else. Yellow-jacket maybe? Who care? She was the Duce after all. She was the leader. And she will be obeyed.
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>>8315566
Sleep well then, and thank you. When is a good time to catch you?
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>>8315578
>The bun kisses the nazi right back, wiggling her plump rear into his hand.
My my, what happened to wanting to gag on this cock of mine?
And the latter, sadly.
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>>8315566
Thank you Godess Hestia. Once again I wish you sweet dreams.
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OH HORY SHET WAT YOU DO DOWN THERE ANON?
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RUH ROH
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OH NOW WE UPSIDE DOWN? HORY...HORY SHET!!
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ME RIKEY
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>>8315648
>>8315653
>>8315658
Go to school, Paul.
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>>8315610
>It wasn't a debilitating pain, but it was enough to make him want it to stop, especially since he's also dealing with a rather awful headache as well. She was obviously enjoying this, his eyes catching sight of her panting, and that increasingly wicked smile of hers. Even so, he remained defiant, though learning to hold back his tongue for now, so as to keep that accursed crop from stinging his face once again.

You've dragged me all the way out here, and for what? What is it that you want, exactly?

>He questioned exactly what she was planning on doing with him, seeing as the rope tightly wrapped around his wrists did not foreshadow anything good for him. He looks up at her, his hazey eyes trying to keep focus of the furious girl standing over him, trying to avoid yet another strike.

I...I understand.
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>>8315623
I'd certainty love it if you forced me to deep throat your big meaty cock~ But I do remember telling you that I also wanted to make Sponty feel like a women~
>With one last squeeze of her Delicious ass, Karl tugs Sponty into bed, lifting the blankets for her.
Do you have to spoon a bit before you take off? I feel like teasing you~
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>>8315688
Sounds like quite a date, then.
>She nods and follows suit, slipping into bed.
Do I have to? Or do I have time to? In which case, I certainly do~
Knowing you though, I bet you'll be sound asleep before long.
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>>8315688
>Imagining a Nazi saying this sort of things
Help
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>>8315683
>‘What she want?’ He asked. She wanted lot of thing. She wanted her school to be more rich so she at least win against more people than Maginot. She want Pepperoni to not be suck a glamorous idiot. She want her teams to think about winning more than to eating pasta. But that was not what he was asking her. No. She was asking what she want right now. What she want right now? She want to know why he had to mess her day. She want to know why she was unable to get her Choco.

Why?

>She asked him, while her crops keep sliding along his chest, touching him, probing him, searching for a spot where she could hit and give him even more pain. Enough to break his defiance, make him beg her to stop, make him obey her. The idea of a man under her, obeying her, begging her … was good. Oh Cielo. Was she getting wet? Preposterous! And yet she was feeling really good.

Why?

>she asked him again.

Why did you have to ruin my day? Could you not mess up with someone else. Why me? Tell me maggot-kun.
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>>8314808
Ah! Hotaru!
Would you be willing to help me before I sleep? I would really like a footjob from you.
>Eagerly the Anon takes off his pants revealing his throbbing cock.
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>>8315766
You're like 3 hours too late you cringelord.
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>>8315741
The holocaust really only happened because the jews made fun of Hitler for deep throating catholic school boy cock.
It all makes sense now!

>>8315717
The latter.
>His arm stretches out for her to rest her head on, he scoots up close enough to her for her tail to tickle him.
You might be right, but I hope you fall right asleep with me, nothing's more comforting that laying in bed with a masked nazi after all~
>Karl reaches over laying his free hand over her weirdly feminine bulge. He idly gropes her shaft and plays with her thong.
What are you doing up so late anyway?
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>>8315745
>Each time the tip of her crop pressed against his body, he couldn't help but twitch a little, shuddering as she poked and prodded at any soft spot that she could. This was quickly turning into a type of situation that he couldn't handle well at all, his eyes now focused directly on her crop as she continued poking at him, his thoughts filled with worry as to what she had in store.
I-I'll apologize. I'll apologize, so just stop this, please!
>He exclaimed, turning his head sideways as he attempts to hide his face from her, now having realized that all he poking was doing, was forcing a reaction out of a certain place below, his pants now growing just a bit tighter than before.
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>>8315799
Hmmm, I suppose you're right~
>She scoots in turn in order to lay her head on his arm, nuzzling into his chest.
O-Oh, you know, just me and my weird sleep schedule again~
>She says as she coos lightly from Karl casually kneading her cockmeat.
And you?
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>>8315803
>Apologize … do he think that He can apologize so easily. Does he not understand what he has done to her?
>She pondered while keeping his probing of him with her crop and then she became aware of the bulge in his pants. Now while this Anchovy was still a virgin she was not exactly clueless. She was in all girls academy sure but there was lot of girls talking about guys and lot of manga and doujins that were passed under the desks. Most of them were about BL and all the ones Carpaccio used to read were suspiciously about Yuri, but she know enough to understand that he was getting aroused.
>And she was getting aroused too. It was embarrassing and she was probably showing quite the blush alongside her strange smirk and yet it was empowering how she could make a man hard. Despite the whole situations. Or perhaps because of the whole situation! She wanted him to squirm, she wanted him to be humiliated and beg her to stop. She wants him to admit what pervert he was, he is.
>Her smile became larger and devilish while her crop indulged a bit more on his erection.

Now, now … what we have here … Maggot-kun … how lewd. Do you like me so much? It’s this why you were so mean to me? You wanted me to punish you and make you feel good? How lewd … you are such a pervert Maggot-kun.

>She started tapping on his cock with her crop, not too forceful but strong enough to induce a reaction from him.
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>>8315911
>He refused to admit this. The fact that he was getting aroused by this situation, was quite a shameful one, considering that he was not only dragged here by a small girl like he'd, but was now at her mercy. Unable to keep eye contact with Anchovy, his body spoke for him instead, his hips impulsively shivering each time she tapped her crop against his clothed erection.

>He couldn't speak, the man now far too embarrassed to fire back at her insults as she continued poking at his stiffening member, unable to hold back from his obvious enjoyment of the whole scenario.
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>>8315881
>The hand attached to the arm under her head reaches up to play around with her hair, as he continues to idly tease her, his free hand slips down further, cupping and groping her sack.
I'm probably going to head out after my next reply, you care to join me?
>He asks before his leans down pressing his lips against hers, stealing yet another kiss.
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>>8315989
>The lewd bunny snuggles closer to the Nazi, kissing him back before nuzzling into his neck.
Most likely, Karl. Take care of yourself now, okay~?
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>>8315977
Oh, at least there is something that is honest in you, Maggot-kun. Too bad is equally disgusting and shameless as you are …

>she said while keeping her probing, her body bending forward so that her face could be near his ear, he could already feel her breath against it. He could not look at her but she was there.

Do you really fancy the idea of a girl like me servicing something so … disgusting? No, I would not touch such a thing even with my gloves on …

>She whispered in his ear, her voice has become racier and sexier, her breath has quickened sensibly. She was clearly aroused by the whole situation and yet every word she uttered were dripping of mockery from him. Like she were judging him and founding him wanting. No worth of making her get off.

But I can forgive you. Forgive you from ruining my day. Forgive you for me missing my Choco. But you have to be honest with me. You must tell me everything. And maybe I would give you some relief. Tell me Maggot-kun … what are thinking about right now.

>She emphasized her order with a quick it on his groin, he would not escape this question.
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>>8316035
>tfw you miss a chance to be Sponty's cumdump again
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>>8316035
>His free hand walks over her hips, then rests on her rear, squeezing it a bit before leaning his head down against hers.
I'll try, though you should rework on fixing your schedule~
Good night Sponty, and sweet dreams~
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>>8316066
Oh? Well, I might have a bit of time left, but there's no guarantee I won't be passing out on you. Would you be okay with that?

>>8316077
You too, Karl. Sleep well.
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>>8316101
I posted that just after seeing you and now I've read things. You should sleep if you're that tired. I'll catch you some other time Sponty.
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>>8316101
Wait. Is the girl on the right, Mey Mey?
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>>8316063
>By this point, he was a complete mess; sweat dripping down his face as she huddled up against him, his hands fidgeting as he shifted around uncomfortably beneath her.

>He couldn't escape this scenario, he was stuck here, doomed to be tormented by this devious girl until he would finally submit to her command. Upon realizing this, he quickly decided it was beat to just give in. It was better than staying in his current state, being teased to death as his cock ached for relief.

I.. Damn it! I just want, no, NEED. I need you to calm this down, please, ma'am!

>In a rather pathetic voice, he begs for her assistance, lowering his head as he speaks to her. He knew he wouldn't get very far without her saying so.

I'll do anything you ask, so please...!
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>>8316108
Alrighty then. Next time, anon.

>>8316114
That she is. She's one of Sponty's coworkers.
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>>8316134
I recognized her. It's on morrigan's card
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>>8316138
Mhm. I'm the one who suggested her to them.

Or rather, I posted arguably Mey-mey's best picture with a request to know if anyone would be interested in playing her.

It's a shame Morrigan and I don't get to play together all that often, but I've heard they've been doing a pretty fine job with Mey.
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>>8316132
>Oh Cielo. She felt great when he uttered those words. Like she never felt before. It was that the glory of the victory she has longed for so long. Maybe she has fight on the wrong battlefields until now? She laughed at him. A high pitched laugh, like the evil noblewomen in the anime. He was a laugh charged with mockery and yet making her head rush like she has drunk alcohol. Not that she sipped some while cooking. Not at all.

It’s so Maggot-kun? How shameless. How pathetic you are. You are truly nothing that a beast begging for release …

>She whispered once again in his hear and yet this time her voice had a hint, barely a hint of gentleness.

But don’t worry. I’m a good master. I’ll take good care of you …

>And by saying so she slid her right feet out of her shoe, and used it to touch his cock, still constrained inside his pants. It felt strange, the thing was throbbing in a way she could fell it even troughs his pants and her pantyhose.

Of course you have to be satisfied with my feet alone, since you are not worthy of anything else. But I’m sure you will understand … my little pet. I’m sure it will be enough for you.
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>>8316291
(As much as it kills me to say it, I think I'll go ahead and stop right here for now. I'm starting to nod off, and I'm not about to suddenly disappear on you. Hope it's alright, and I'd love to continue tomorrow)
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>>8316321
(Dont worry I really need to make Lunch right now. I hope you liked it, It was a lot since last time I played a dom.)
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>>8316322
Any in the Mating Press?
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>>8316332
(I'm having fun with it, hope it's not too much trouble for ya. I'll for sure see this through to the end tomorrow, since I'm finally off work for a few days)
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>>8316322
>>8316320
Black bars are too egregious for me, turn off
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>>8316352
(Don't worry I'm happy you are liking it. I'll try to be here tomorrow. Emphasis on try. I'm a bit on a hectic schedule. See you Footjob Anon)
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Oi oi
Watcha gonna do, watcha gonna do
I ain't gonna deal with this
Nope, I am not
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>>8316488
Arale is CUTE
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>>8316488
I don't care
I love it
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Holy shit
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>>8316547
>Kissu
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>>8316547
C U T E
U
T
E
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>>8316503
Meeoooow

>>8316515
You don't care
I don't care
We love it
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>>8316569
Arale a best. Sadly I'm falling asleep, so I won't get to keep showering you with praise
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>>8316569
>Grown Up Arale.
I never thought I wanted this until now.
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>>8316547
Hello Jinx.
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1sK0BDrTbXR
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Have a good day /erp/
Today's going to be a good day
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>>8316791
Thank you.
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>>8316791
You're right! You have a great one as well!
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>thiccs in Mecha's general direction
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>>8316647
Hi Anon
>>8316550
>>8316549
No
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>>8316901
c'mon you dirty cunt lemme kiss you
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>>8316897
You're doing it wrong.
Let me help you
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>>8316916
AWESOME
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>>8316742
I sort of enjoyed this
>>8316913
Fine-- but that's not what you call a lady ;(
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>>8316923
Soon™
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>>8316897
Begin the summoning
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>>8316897
More thicc for the thicc god.
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>>8316897
He's most likely sleeping right now though
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>>8316968
>I smirk while my cock bulge.
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>>8317043
Try that one more time, Chat.
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>>8317043
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Thicc moeblobs/milfs are love.
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>>8317128
They are
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>a red hooded girl pops into the thread from out of nowhere, holding up an empty potion
Hm... this potion seems to have teleported me into a whore-house, interesting~
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>>8317140
Dat stare.
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>>8317238
Slash me rapes you!
:Joy: :Ok_Hand:
Slash me Dabs!
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>>8317238
Want me to ride you hood?
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>>8317270
Uh...
>she makes a slashing motion with her finger
slash me don't care?
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>>8317280
>I just raped you it's your turn to cum now
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>>8317238
Uh I'm sorry? Who are you? Do you have your ERP pass?
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Good morning anon.
Pleasee enjoy the meal that I specially prepared for you.
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>>8317280
Get out of here Mari.
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>>8317311
Thank you. It look tasty.
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"Where are my little pigs?"
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>>8317278
How straight forward~
But I haven't even seen your body yet.

>>8317287
>she looks at this anon with a confused face before just awkwardly making a cumming face

>>8317299
I'm Red Riding Hood, and I'm afraid I don't have a pass, not that I need it.
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>>8317323
kys ichigo
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>>8317323
Oh no look out she's like the Thing or whatever.
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>>8317323
So, you are an Illegal Alien and a Weirdo too? No wonder you end up here. Enjoy your stay, there is no lack of Big Bad Wolves here.
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>>8317322
I would have believed that they would be under your little feet.
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>>8314352
>My fetish is very specifically decidedly non-sexual
Y'all need less Jesus.
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I'll play. Anyone want a scene?
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>>8317378
I might want to see a doctor for this growth problem in my pants.

Spoiler, it's more than just a colorful phrase for "erection".
Disclaimer: Yes, it's cock growth.
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>>8317408
Wait so we're talking like /d/ levels of monster cock?
My Mercy is for femdom scenes exclusively.
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>>8317423
Oh.
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>>8317423
You should have spanked him with a studded leather paddle before giving him a very rough prostate exam.
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>>8317445
I'm not averse to that. Just letting him know.
It's really disappointing when some dude comes into a scene with me expecting me to be a sweet doctor who sucks him off.
That's just not how my Mercy works.
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>>8317456
>make constant femsub comments while posting as Mercy
>get surprised when people think you're playing a switch
Like clockwork.
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>>8317423
Does femdom Mercy give footjobs?
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>>8317456
>Mercy
>Not gentle
Wut
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>>8317477
Switches, the bisexuals of the BDSM culture.
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>>8317456
>>8317423
So out of curiosity, what would your ideal session consist of?

Typical femdom? Or more of a transition into a femdom?
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>>8317408
How big are we talking?
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>>8317477
I made my Ryouna for that. My comments were about making my Ryouna.

>>8317497
Never considered it. Maybe.

>>8317499
She isn't rough, or mean. She's very gentle about humiliating little boys and making them feel worthless.

>>8317506
Hey, I'm bi. Just as different avas.

>>8317511
Depends on what you mean. Usually my scenes as Mercy start a bit sweeter with the client, but it's never unclear that I am in charge.

I'm fixing my card right now for clarity. Putting tiny captions to indicate my avas' preferences.
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Anyone have any suggestions for a cockslut male ava?
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>A box is left out on your doorstep, with a small note attached to the side.
>It reads "For senpai <3"
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>>8317561
>She's very gentle about humiliating little boys and making them feel worthless.
Now I'm interested.
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>>8317610
>Take the box and start munching on the snacks.
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>>8317561
Oh okay. That actually sounds pretty fun. You show your dominance through your actions more than claiming then.

Well I'd love for a session if you're available.

Also if you need help with your card, I'd be more than happy to Photoshop it for you.
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>>8317610
>Although the craftsmanship on the sweets are truly beautiful, the man smiles, scratching the back of his head
I... don't like any of these...
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>>8317561
>She's very gentle about humiliating little boys and making them feel worthless.
Fucking dropped.
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>>8317610
Huh. Random treats?
>The anon looks around before pulling the box inside and shutting the door. He carries it to a table and after pouring some milk begins munching away at them.
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>>8317587
Depends. You could either go for a trap or a furboy. plenty of those.
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>>8317587
Be Ben from Ben 10. You dirty slut.
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>>8317625
Has your GP referred you? You can send me your medical history and we can get started.
(No one seems to catch that "medical history" means "how fucked up are your sub fetishes, I'll just say it.)

>>8317738
(Nobody said you had to play with my Mercy. No reason to get butthurt about others enjoying humiliation and femdom.)

>>8317672
(Awh, thank you for the thought! If you could just pick a font for each, put their names above [ryouna, mercy, luna lovegood] and put: exclusively sub, into whatever as long as it's painful; exclusively femdom but not mean about it; and quirky and down for whatever as long as it's consensual and respectful; below each of them respectively?)
I can accept a new client right now.

(Would any prospective clients mind having a nurse in the room with them?)
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>>8317806
The thing is you're completely breaking canon and ruining the character.

Might as well stop playing her and leave it to someone who knows what they're doing.
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>>8317819
How's she breaking canon?
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>>8317838
Because Mercy isn't mean-spirited.
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>>8317819
>The thing is you're completely breaking canon and ruining the character.

Seriously? Canon? Here? We have a fucking DORA THE EXPLORER here. We routinely have sex with Pivot that is canonically ASEXUAL and you are bitching because one Mercy out of the 3-4 played here is not what you like?
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>>8317844
She doesn't play her mean-spirited. She plays her as gently dominant, putting subby boys in their place and giving more dominant guys lots of pleasure, usually in front of the subbies.
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>>8317845
Yes because I don't care about those.

People can't ruin the characters that I personally like, simple as that.

>>8317862
Humiliation is mean-spirited.
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>>8317865
>People can't ruin the character that I personally like

Actually they can play them however they want; and will, and you have to deal with that.
Simple as that.
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>>8314349
Hello!
>>8314831
Science and sex
Milking and breeding
Yearling
Europe
Pale
Black
Braids
Skittish and loving
Adoption
With you
Cow seifuku
Cowbell collar
Large dose
Horns and cow ears
None
By hand
Chores, restraints and spanking
Affection, outings and sex
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>>8317865
Then play with 22 Mercy, I'm sure she is more of your tastes and accept that people like things that you don't like. I'm not going around bitching about characters I like being OOC. I simply ignore them.
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Awoo?
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>>8317896
KK then they can expect to be shitposted non-stop.
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>>8317904
>THE WOLF HUNTS FOR ITS PREY
Hanzo?
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>>8317806
I'll have my doctor fax it over right away.
(I could spend all day talking about my ducked up sub fetishes. But to put it simply I like feet, I like sph, and I like pain.)
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>>8317904
>Awoos your tits
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>>8317923
Where?
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>>8317865
>Humiliation is mean-spirited.
Not automatically. If you don't want it, or it's forceful, "You worthless scum!" then it is, but if you want humiliation, if it's more like "Awww, it's ok that you have a tiny penis. Some guys are just meant to stay virgins." then it's not.
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>>8317904
>C + Cursor to NE
"I greet you."
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>>8317806
You're welcome! Here, add me on discord and send it through there. I'm not on my rig right now, but this way I can get your card when just jump on.

Frymon #8446

Cool, I could use a checkup.

What are some of your kinks?
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>>8317904
Awooooo's from the darkness.
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>>8317928
Angry awoo'ing.

>>8317923
Found him.

>>8317937
"It's you again... dragon man."
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>>8317950
"Awhoo is there?"
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>>8317865
>PEOPLE CAN'T RUIN THE CHARACTERS THAT I PERSONALLY LIKE REEEEEEEEEE
Seriously shut the fuck up, just because someone is playing someone not to your exact tastes doesn't mean that the character is "ruined" and it doesn't give you the right to start telling them to stop because it's not quite to your standards. If you really hate something so much, just ignore it
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>>8317961
But what about Owain? Nobody ignores him and his harem.
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>>8317951
"Velouria, was it not? Here to check up on this place again?"
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>>8317844
LMAO
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>>8317956
"I could ask you the same thing, canid woman."

>>8317961
Ah, ignore him anon, he's just being a bit of a shitposter. Not worth the (You).
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>>8317978
"Yes, I'm hunting. Stop giving away my position or the prey will get away." Velouria leaps at a random anon and tackles him.

>>8317992
"What ARE you? You look like a broken automaton."
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>>8318001
>Gets tackled by the Awoo
What the-!?
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>>8318001
"You really don't need that much prowess to hunt people such as these." He says, following in her rather obvious and careless trach
"They're far too absentminded to evade even you."
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>>8318001
"Well, that's rather rude of you, red riding wolf." KITT rolls up to inspect her further, tires skipping over gravel, his scanner flashing its usual crimson.
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>>8317924
I think I have a slot open at 11:30. Why don't you come on back early?

>>8317932
(He gets it. I really do try to stay in character with her. I'm even thinking of learning Swiss German so that I can be even more faithful.)
(also, I want to say something about this but don't want to hand out (You)s, just like (You) don't >>8317992 )

>>8317940
(Kinks? Honestly, playing to my clients' kinks is good enough for me. {If I'm going super-meta-OOC, just the concept that I can make men on the other side of the keyboard jerk off is fun for me. But JOI is weird for me, so this is a nice balance.})
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>>8318040
Okay!

(Im not sure what time you mean EST, but I'll be available in two hours.)
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>>8318026
"oh, wow, you're covered in dust bunnies. Mind if I take them from you? And is that rust I see? That's especially rare around here."

>>8318010
Victorious awoo'ing.

>>8318015
"I take my job very seriously, dragon man. Just because you can't hunt as well as me, doesn't mean you should be jealous. Maybe one day you'll find someone to teach you not to be... bad at hunting."
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>>8318040
>just the concept that I can make men on the other side of the keyboard jerk off is fun for me

Please tell me why. And yes, it's because that's really hot and I'l already masturbating to this.
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>>8318064
"You really think you could best me? I can nock and release an arrow through the slightest of cracks to hit a mark head on. It's true, I don't use these skills less for hunting, but I've no doubt I could beat you at this. Easily, in fact."
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>>8318096
Just go to /ftt/
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>>8318064
Slightly miffed car noises. "Wipe the dust off, and I know my bonded shell can't ever succumb to oxidation, do not try to fool me."
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>>8318064
>pets the cute awoo
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>>8318105
Is Mercyanon in /ftt/?
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>>8318101
>>8318064
(I think these interactions are very cute. Please continue to do them on a daily basis, I love seeing them.)

>>8318096
{I'll leave you to wonder. I just like manipulating and having power over men.}

>>8318105
(Yeah if I wanted to talk about me I'd be there.)
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>>8318123
>{I'll leave you to wonder. I just like manipulating and having power over men.}
Typical woman.
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>>8318123
Interesting. How would you feel about having a guy edge for you, and each time, you decide if he cums or not?
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>>8318123
>(Yeah if I wanted to talk about me I'd be there.)
>Blogging endlessly isn't already talking about yourself
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>>8318123
You like the idea that you can post something so sexy I have to stroke my cock? That I just can't help myself?
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>>8318144
(Sorry for the endless blogposting. Clearly I'm not getting anything accomplished except making creeps jerk off to non-ERP. I'll be on my way out.)
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>>8318188
Not your fault. Thread's just a little dead.
Plus, you had more people jerking off for you than complaining about you so...
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>>8318188
About fucking time.
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>>8318101
Veloruia cocks her head to the side as she pulls herself from the anon she had trapped beneath her weight. "That's nice and all but..." She raises her beaststone and rubs at the glasslike material with her sleeve, blowing off a few specks of dust. "Can you turn into a wolf? I'd take a wolf's hunting instincts over a dragon man's bow anyday."

>>8318117
"No, I'm certain that's rust. I know my treasures and you are clearly rusting." Velouria continues her inspection, scooping off the dust with a finger.

>>8318118
"Sorry, little human, I mistook you for food."

>>8318123
//Danke, little doc.
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>>8318200
I'm sorry they won't play Mercy the way you want them to
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>>8318200
Well, you drove her off. Now we can focus on the great ERP instead. Which scene is yours at the moment?
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>>8318205
//Goddamnit.
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>>8318208
That wasn't me.

>>8318212
The one where I'm banging your mom.
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>>8318205
>realizes he is little now
O-oh that's okay miss wolf-lady, I just really wanted to pet you
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>>8318218
>The one where I'm banging your mom.
Didn't know you were into BBWs. You do you, man.
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where the cute guys at?
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>>8318205
Gulping slightly, he looked at the girl and her crystal, eyeing them intently. "Y-You can turn into a wolf..? Preposterous, do not fill my head with such idle talk." His words didn't match his eyes as the fixated on the hand holding out the stone, occasionally wandering down to admire her form too.
"Even still, I have the power of spirits to assist me in hunting. One wolf versus an archer and his dragons. I know who I'd bet on."

>>8318123
//Thank Süße, nice to see you moved beyond /ntr/
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>>8318239
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>A new challenger approaches!
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>>8318239
At school being bullied by brutes.
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>>8318291
Hi Paul.
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>>8318205
>>8318216
//Haha, what a dumbass nerd

"No," a simple answer, followed by a blare of his horn. Front wheels wiggle and waggle into the dirt in frustration as his scanner pulsates. "Wipe me down, awoo'er."
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>>8318329
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>>8318242
Velouria scratched at her chin in consideration. Was this perhaps and actual challenge? A human who learn to hunt, against a natural born huntress. She slipped the stone back into her pocket and allowed a confident grin to spread across her lips. "I wouldn't want to embarrass you, Dragon-Man. Besides, I gain nothing from winning other than being right." She offered him a half shrug before sniffing the air.

"This place is empty of worthwhile prey, anyway. Unless you wanted to hunt some of those faceless people."

>>8318333
"I'm curious, however," Velouria mused aloud as she dropped down to one knee and ran her hand along the rear bumper, allowing a thin thread of dust to be deposited onto her fingers. "Who is controlling you. Most automation have /someone/ behind the scenes. I can't smell anyone else."

>>8318220
"Oh... if you insist. Go ahead."
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>has a hard dick
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>>8318401
>smirks
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>>8318401
>has a fat ass
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>>8318401
>>8318440
Basic arithmetic would suggest that the two of you should mate.
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>>8318381
Following her hand as it gracefully slipped the stone back into the folds of her clothes, his eye snapped back to hers taking note of her grin which annoyed him strangely. "Embarrass me? I admire your brass, but you would be the one leaving in shame. Besides, you are of the wolves, are you not? What is a wolf without her pride?"

He pondered for a moment, awaiting her response, before an idea struck him. "Hunt me." Letting the words sit for a second, he soon continued. "You shall hunt me, I shall hunt you. Whoever wins gets one wish granted of the other."
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>>8318381
"I control myself, miss. A supercomputer controls all functions of my chassis, albeit some directives inhibit me." His engine thrums to life as she caresses fading black paint.
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>>8318454
I like the way you think, lady!


Can I fuck your hair?
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>>8318454
Can we mate?
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Afternoon
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>>8318635
>Kissus the Mado
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>>8318635
Hi
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>>8318646
>Kissus the Guu
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>>8318455
"Hunt... you?" Veloruia repeated, her brow knitting together into a deep frown. "How so?" She pressed, folding her arms across her body, accentuating her chest slightly. "Are you asking to play 'hide-and-seek-out-the-person-hiding? At least... I think that's what you human's call it."

She shook her head slowly, ears fur covered ears flopping around beneath her hood. "Besides, you don't have anything that I would want. I have everything that I need back at home. Unless you fulfil the wish of providing me with the biggest dust bunny in the world, I want so part of your game of hide-and-seek-out-the-person-hiding."

>>8318516
"Pardon?" She responded, her attention draw to a particular large patch of dust that she was steadily acquiring upon her fingers. "Did you say something, broken automaton? Actually... how can you talk? Did a witch cast a spell upon you? Are you in pain? What hex did they put on you."
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>>8318635
This Mado looks pretty comf.
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>>8318646
This Guu looks pretty comf.
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>>8318639
>And for that, you get a sleepy smile

>>8318646
What's up, ho

>>8318666
My waifu is always in comfy mode
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>Sticks a finger in your butt
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>>8318661
Her body language was, strange. Perhaps it was just because of her wolf blood, made what was probably natural to her seem rather weird to him. "Yes. I scatter myself to one side of the forest, you to the other. First one to find and pounce the other wins. More than a game of hide and seek, a game where at a moment either of us could claim the head of the other."

"Your request is strange but I suppose I could indulge it. I hail from a clan that heads a large dynasty, and the castle is something to be in awe over. It is also mostly abandoned; plenty of dust and their bunnies." His says, looking down at the ground. It seemed painful to remember and recount the place, for reason that probably weren't as obvious to her. He hoped the more pained, regretful look in his eyes wasn't too clear to see.
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>>8318657
>And for that, you get a Guu smile

>>8318685
Not much, you?

>>8318670
My waifu is always in Guu mode
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>>8318712
>cums fuckingly
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>>8318718
>scatter
Truly in character, my brother. It is not too late to change your path.
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What'd I miss

>>8316897
owo what's this

>>8316916
OWO

>>8316952
That's not cool you know I was asleep.

>>8316963
OWO

>>8316968
You were right.
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>>8318758
dumb nig
>kissu
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>>8318661
Many a thing, and not broken. Just... A tad worse for wear," the Trans Am expressed through his synthesized voice, indeed, the tires, shoes that wrapped around alloy wheels were flat, dry rotted. A sputtering exhaust and engine idle too. "All technology, ma'am. Synthesisers placed around the interior."

>>8318758
I hate this summon, needs more thicc and less nip
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>>8318758
>Kissus the Kojima
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>>8318744
Wow, gay.
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>>8318785
like u rofl
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>Thread gets mad whenever people worship Owain
>Thread proceeds to worship Mecha
NOBODY has given me a counter argument lmao
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>>8318789
Mecha is cool tho
Owain is humblebrag smugmonkey
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>>8318789
Probs cause he isn't """""stealing""""" and claiming our waifus desu, but I know you just said this to get that sweet sweet (You), so enjoy it my man
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>>8318730
Bored n horny
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>>8318758
A-Aahhh~

Mecha, give me the big meme dick!
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>>8318789
The thread barely has a reason to hate Owain besides the memes he occasionally feeds, why would they hate Mecha, who gives zero fucks about any of it
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>>8318812
That happens.
>Pat pat
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>>8318789
If mecha is a reason for people to lewdpost then he's pretty objectively a positive influence on the thread.
He's still a fag though.
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>>8318821
>>8318807
>>8318831
>>8318800
Wow so it's literally okay when Mecha does it

Don't lie to yourself, hypocritical cucks
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>>8318836
Yeah it is.

Deal with it Owain beta cuck.
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>>8318836
Kek, I was expecting that one. Good bait, made me reply.
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>>8318836 (You)
Gloss over my statement more daddy.
Plus, Mecha doesn't have an entire shitpost culture surrounding him. Owain does.
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>>8318836
damn son if you were this razzled maybe you shoulda got that mercy to take a look at your sore ass
especially with that dazzling cuck comeback, ouch
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>>8318836
The threads are retarded my dude. This is only the iceberg peak of an empire of hypocrisy that they carry.
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>>8318836
I don't owe you consistency with who I praise lmao
I'll be consistent about people I insult though, like people who won't shut the fuck up about who they don't like
So, (You)
>
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>>8318864
>This is only the iceberg peak of an empire of hypocrisy that they carry.
What the hell am I reading? Did ERP become Game of Thrones or something?
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>>8318718
Velouria stared at him, her face void of expression. "You really think you could find me the largest dust bunny in the entire world...?" A slight smile tugged at her lips at the thought. That would certainly complete her collection, though her expression drooped as another thought scrapped it's way into her mind.

"No... if I don't get it myself, then it won't count." She stated, scratching at her ear. She certainly did want this dustbunny, though having it handed to her would mean that she was an unsuccessful treasure hunter. "There's nothing from you that I could ask for. If you bring me a dustbunny, then how can I call myself a treasure hunter? I doubt there's anything you could want from me, either. If you were part of some big, important pack-- Uh, clan."

>>8318774
"This means nothing to me, broken automaton. You are saying words that make no sense." She tapped her pouch, a satisfied nod accompanying the action. She had not expected to encounter such a bountiful treasure today and had packed lightly, having completely filled her pouch. "... You're a pretty neat treasure." She mused aloud, tail wagging slightly behind her. "Shame if... your owner were to lose you."
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>>8318836
Step aside, baby, I'm an ERP Master.

Half the reason I shit these threads up his because they're so retarded and inconsistent, it's hilarious. Even HG can spot easy bait and that's the reason you got (You)s, see my point? :^)

See these lovely cases of unnecessary stuff:
>>8318867
>>8318821
>>8318854
Using your avatar to get that good thread rep, even though one of those fags is an underaged irredeemable. Btw I should roleplay in these threads soon kek I bet they'll love it as much as they love Mecha. :^)))
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>>8318895
You know nothing Jon Snow
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>>8318836
(Because anyone "worshiping" me is usually just trying to bait the thread into shitposting sprees, like what is happening right now.)
(Anon stop being silly, go drink some water and watch Dunkey's new video.)
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>>8318919
Who?
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>>8318925
Why are you weeping, Anon?
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>>8318919
>be irredeemable aware of this
>people still think i'm a whore for rep
kill me
>>8318927
>watch dunkey's new video
don't do this it makes mustard gas and spoils nier automata desu
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>
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>>8318951
It's the Jiro situation all over again

Give it a year and it'll die off, this is his year
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LURKERS AWAKEN
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>>8318919
I use my avatar because I believe if you're going to talk shit, people should be able to hold you to it, myself included. I have the brass to take accountability for what I say. I don't care much for """thread rep""" considering that most of mine somehow details me and Jinx being an item
I'd say fuck off back to HG but you're irrelevant there too
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>>8318919
What do (You)s do?
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>>8318976
>tfw can't claim lil sis Mado from J0nx
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>>8318916
The man's eyebrows narrowed downwards towards his eyes, exemplifying his discontent. "There's enough dust in that old castle to fill your collection to the brim. For whatever curious reason you want these bunnies for." As the words left his mouth, it suddenly made sense. A wolf, collecting bunnies. A hunter build an odd collection of prey, it seemed like the logical synthesis between a human's desire to collect as a hobby, and a wolf's desire to hunt. Amazing.

"I never said I would get it for you, if that's what you want. I will take you to the castle, you can get it for yourself." The man was really gunning for the challenge, if only to wipe that smug smile from her otherwise absent face. Hearing the last of her words, you mind again began to turn its cogs, thinking what he could want from her. "I could think of some use for you when I win, which believe me, I shall."

>>8318749
"I am not your brother, and nor are you mine!"
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>>8318971
No.
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Jealous?
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>>8318749
Good, Oppa! I knew you could get through to that grump.
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>>8318951
man i've been a big cancer for a while now and this is all i have
even hoshi, the worst autist of all time in hg, only got around 8000 mentions here.
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>>8318976
Ow that hurt I'm kms soon. Degenerate typefuckers hurt. Dvx

>>8318981
They keep me and my generation alive.

>>8318932
Thanks. :^)
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>>8318971
This is the Mercy/Luna/Ryouna from earlier. I'm just hanging back. Don't want to blogpost for rep.

>>8318981
(You) can redeem (You)s for a 4chan Pass. I think it takes about 516.073 (You)s.
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>>8319011
This was inspect element'd, the actual number is like 7-8k or something
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>>8318981
People say they're a source of infinite power. But those are the same people who pride themselves on doing a whole lot of nothing and unironically think they're le epic for trolling u.
So basically nothing, but if you're delusional enough, anything.
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>>8319026
M-Maybe the power of (You)s was inside all of us all along??
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>>8319025
>inspect element
>on mobile
http://desuarchive.org/trash/search/text/bolin/
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>>8318976
Let them think what they want, Fronkles, if they won't listen to you when you say you have a man for the ten thousandth time. :) Detracts from the other 5858585 people who have "claimed" me
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>>8319037
I meant Owain's, dumb potatonig. It's not that high.
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>>8319007
hey are you sticking around?
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>>8319036
I hope not, that's a terrible power to have inside of you.
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>>8319039
Man shut up Jinx

captcha: school called
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>>8319045
oh
even so
>8k
He's a newfag ffs
I was a blight on HG before /trash/ was even conceptualised.
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>>8318997
//Gotta start cooking.
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>>8319011
I want to fuck that angery Ichigo
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>>8319061
Yeah but nobody cares about you anymore these days.
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>>8318995
B-but you can

>>8319012
>degenerates
At least try to present yourself as original instead of as Vino's shitty expy rofl

>>8319039
It's all good, I'm not bootybothered. Just saying.
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>>8319076
wew
>>8319078
remember the good old days when hoshi thought of me as the 3rd most relevant person in HG
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jeasus you guys get baka fast

>>8318769
don't touch me you racist

>>8318774
don't talk to me you homosexual

>>8318782
:confounded:

>>8318816
I'd give you the bernie burgers my dude.
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>>8319006
FUCK YOU
DIE
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>>8319115
jeasus
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>>8318997
"When you win? If you want more information on Wolfskin biology and traditions, you should try and ask papa. He's... I don't know where he is actually, though the restraining order should be running out soon and I can follow him around again." She bit her lip and frowned at the thought. Why DID her father get a restraining order against her? All she did was follow him everywhere and hug him at unsuitable times. She shook the thoughts from her head, and quickly followed it with a nod.

"Alright... it sounds like fun. That's the word, right? Fun..." The word didn't sit well with her. The only time she ever had fun was when she was organising her treasure collection of picking flowers for mum. "If you intend on marrying me, you need to get your support rank to S first." She added nonchalantly, extending a hand towards him. "Or something like that. Apparently it's already at a C after our last talk. I don't understand it, really. Something about the Developing gods."
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>>8319104
>jeasus you guys get baka fast

You know that meme where the guy drops in front of a group of people and just says one thing and the group of people just tear into each other while the guy gets away? That's basically ERP with Owain.
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>>8319051
You're an Anon she has no reason to roleplay with, you will give her no thread rep and she can glance you off as unimportant.

She's not sticking around for you, she'll fuck Jacket or Drink instead.
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>cirno shitposting here because his thread's been a mess since yesterday
Lmao
There's a reason why you keep losing faggots, and why a lot of them end up here, you know. I guess an autist who can't stand anything mildly Sexual wouldn't understand social ques, though.
>>
>>8319006
Yeah I'm pretty jealous of Greene. I wish someone would give me their meat everyday.
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>>8319104
>Slaps that cute ass
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>>8319456
Who is the edit of that where the group of people don't go at each other's throats and are more just confused or whatever?
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Mudsdale's only vocalization of his pleasures are through the shaking of his withers accompanying his labored breathing. Mudsdale's eager sheathing of his massive fuckstick into her sopping wet depths was only augmented by her constant shuttering and bucking, feeling his member properly wrung from base to tip by her eager motions. His strong muscles allowed him to thrust forward with enough force to force her lips down the shaft of his horse companion, using her body like a Chinese finger trap as each buck forward sent one of her receptive holes down the other horsecock. The Mudsdale's leathery sack constantly battered the pokemon breeding slut's plush ass as he thrusted with reckless abandon, permanently widening her pussy walls with each lustful burying of his cock inside of her. Unable to hold himself back he quickly drags the flared head of his stallionhood free from the constriction of her depths, the hole winking and gaping without a warm slab of meat to fill it. Quickly finding his barings he delves forward and pummels her womb with his cock tip, letting out a harsh whinny as the first globs of creamy horse seed rush up his urethra. The Mudsdale's eyes glaze over as the first ball of seed spills into her womb, caking the walls in jelly-like cock seed. Each pulse sent another wave of stomach bulging seed into the woman's needy depths, easily pumping enough backed up seed to fill her to the brim several times over. An explosion of hot cum drenches her inner thighs in his load, the horse's underside following suit from the sheer volume of his ejaculation. Barely able to move he merely stands as the rest of his ball draining seeps out from Shauna's stretched out hole, heavy pants of content the only sounds coming from the drained horse.
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>>8319533
"Ze... Zee! Stri!" The Pokemon couldn't help but vocalize his pleasure, finding his voice after a few hard thrusts of his hips. He was definitely on a bit of a hair trigger, the tightness of his breeding onahole and the lack of release for a few weeks left the Zebstrika close to cumming as soon as he slid into her throat. He barely even had to do any work, the Mudsdale's thrusts were doing a good job sliding Shauna back and forth on his cock alone, so he only needed to make light twitches of his hips to get the stimulation he needed from the trainer's warm, tight throat. He could even feel the desperate moaning coming from the pounded-silly set of holes in front of him, apparently just as turned on as the two horses that were finally getting ready to release what was building in their huge, heavy balls. With just a few minutes of Shauna's desperate, loving tongue work and tight throat squeezing against his flared head, the Zebrstrika didn't have it in him to hold back anymore, letting out one last neigh before thrusting forward as deep as the breeder's throat would take and flaring up, letting his horsecock throb and pulse wildly before letting a heavy stream of his cum fill her stomach. It was salty, full of animalistic musk, and unbelievably thick, sticking to whatever it touched and painting it a crude off-white.
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>>8319540
And in an instant, Shauna was speared equally by both of the hefty, arm-thick cocks that pressed into her. It only took a moment for the desperate thrusting of both Pokemon to render her completely immobilised, the flared head that pushed past her cock-sucking lips roughly hitting the back of her throat and forcing a few grk- hrk! gags out of her petite body, and the aching shaft that plundered her sex already kissing her womb with those agonisingly slow strokes. She could feel every tiny jerk and twitch of both of them as they scraped against her inner walls, and both were quickly soaked in her fluids, mixed with the precum that they so generously flooded into her body so much so that it poured out of both her holes every time they drew back, dripping liberally onto the floor beneath them. The sensations were almost overwhelming as Shauna was taken for the first time, and by two Pokemon no less, her body struggling to adjust to the new intrusions and her vision starting to blur, but in turn her body was so much smaller than any mate the Zebstrika or Mudsdale should ever have. Her holes were so blissfully tight but remarkably pliable, and she was the perfect onahole for them both to use as they wanted. She wanted to moan, but those tiny vibrations only teased the two cocks that buried themselves in her more, and her tiny shudders and rougher motions only pushed her back and forth on their lengths, bouncing back and forth on the two lengths in a steadier rhythm.
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>>8319533
First he weakly insults people
Then he samefags about himself
Now he's postng copypasta
What's next on the 'no one cares about me anymore please pay attention' oldfag spam
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>>8319533
>>8319540
write less Velouria
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>>8319547
Mudsdale arousal is clear in his constant secretion of Cowper's fluid from his rounded head, his eager grinding causing a virtual bog of sexual fluids to coat the entirety of Shauna's receptive holes. Ignited with lust to breed with something moist and wet his cock head brushes across Shauna's slick labia, lightly prodding against it as he lines his thick stallion stick up with her body. Retaining some of his thought processes he doesn't immediately dive forward, he instead takes small steps forward, his flared head parting her inexperienced folds as he penetrates her. A shaky bray of pleasure is forced out of the pokemon's lips as he is welcomed to his first taste of the pleasure Shauna's moistening depths can bring. Squeezing so tightly around his girth he feels his pre cum forcibly extracted from him with each contraction from her horsecock stuffed pussy. His heavy duo of nuts swung like a pendulum between his legs, never once having emptied their contents since the pokemon has lived, enough of his pre-ejaculate spilling out to feel like it's own small ejaculation. Mudsdale finally presses against the tiny girl's womb, giving it a repeated pre cum soaked kiss as he grinds needily against her cervix. Content to rest there for a few moments he only gives her gentle balls deep strokes, her hole becoming accustomed to being stretched to her limit by the thick meaty rod of horse cock.
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>>8319551
Always works bby :^)

>>8319547
Quite effortlessly, the Mudsdale's swaying length pressed enough weight down on the material of the girl's denim shorts to tug them down to her ankles, and she even kicked them off to the side to make sure there was nothing obstructing her body from the unusually lewd assault, other than the thin piece of material that now stood between his cock and her sex, a distinct dampness noticeable through the article of clothing. That too came loose, and in a moment of clarity Shauna felt for them to pull them back up, but they had already slipped off between her ankles as well, and the way the Mudsdale's cock held between her legs there was no way Shauna would be able to pull them back up without forcing the cocktip to press against her sex... not that that would be so bad. The splattered precum mixed with her own eager juices as they trickled down her thigh, and more than once did the Pokemon's tip press against one of her holes, which were so desperately tight and yet gave way to the experimental prodding, as if asking them to go further!
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Reminder that cirno is also the retard who's been using Rance's images while spamming us.
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>>8319562
Looking at the already cock hungry woman start to peel off her butt hugging shorts forced a lustful whinny from the animal, just the sensation of her denim dragging against his rounded tip making him drip more of his salty seminal fluid across her cheeks. Mudsdale is not prepared for being welcome to the two plush globes of the pokemon breeding slut's chasm. Each gentle jiggle of her rear caused her skin to grind against his molted flesh, forcing a few more pleasurable sounds from the horse's lips. The overly aroused horse begins to feverishly pump his aching length between her cheeks, rubbing so heatedly his balls catch on the hem of her shorts and drag them further down her cheeks. His hefty thick equine shaft is soon covered in pre cum from his leaking head, ribboning down each shaft and quickly being rubbed into Shauna's ass. The Mudsdale's front legs lightly brush against Shauna's sides as they keep her in place, making sure that she doesn't move as he gets his fill of her ass. His thrusts are clumsy and inexperienced, his girth constantly sliding free from her cheeks and splattering cum across her quickly becoming pre-cum drenched shirt. His duo of nuts also slap against each of her cheeks, the rough ball skin grinding across her smooth poundable rear every few seconds. Desiring more he rests the underside of his member right between her cheeks, dragging it down in an attempt to remove her shorts.
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>>8319568
Actually not me desu

>>8319562
The lewd pokemon breeding slut had herself sandwiched between a pair of huge, throbbing horsecocks, the scent and musk from the two animalistic members sloooowly breaking in her inhibitions to think of more perverted ways of pleasuring the twin beasts. She braced herself, jutting out her ass in a way that gave the large Mudsdale behind her a target to thrust into, using her plump, brown cheeks to grind his cock into. On Shauna's front, the Zebstrika was still holding himself back from rutting forward, his hips tensing while he tried his hardest not to embarrass himself by booping her in the face with his flared tip. The light smooch of the brown trainer's soft cock pillows sent an electric pulse down his length, ending up giving her plump pink lips a shock while she licked and suckled on the end of his head. The musky, leathery tip continued drooling against her tongue, each flick collecting what little hadn't flown against her cheeks or into her mouth and flooding her senses with a fresh burst of salty, animalistic precum. After feeling the vibrations coming from Shauna's delighted moans, the Zebstrika couldn't stop himself from pumping his hips, the pent up strength forcing a hard thrust, his undershaft grinding against the trainer's bent down face until his heavy, cum-churning balls slapped against her chin. He let out a held in whinny, his eyes rolling up in his head just from the feeling of his sensitive sack having something to pulse and tug against.
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>>8319574
"I g- guess I can h- help you too," the Kalosian whimpered. "How're you b- both so big?" Again the girl shifted to the only way she knew how to handle both of them. She placed one hand against the floor and arched her back, raising her hips up high and holding the position as best she could. She felt so lewd like this, so depraved, and hoped nobody would find her. Nobody would, other than perhaps another Pokemon, but that was far better than any of the breeders here catching her. With her one free hand she continued to stroke the electric-type's length, her slender fingers barely able to wrap around half of its girth, but she maintained a steady, gentle caress in mere moments. Content with the now-gentle thrusting of the Mudsdale behind her, using the vice of her impossibly soft thighs as an onahole, she turned her attentions back to the Zebstrika's cock which pulsed and jerked with even the gentlest of touches. She kissed it, suddenly and eagerly! The wet, warm surface of her plush, cock-sucking lips pressed against the flared head, her tongue darting out to give it a few, tentative licks. It was salty, but impossibly sweet, and Shauna could not help but let out a shameless, blissful moan as the taste flooded her tongue. She parted her lips further, giving it a wetter, lewder kiss, and lifted the tip up so she could run her tongue up along the base of its head. She was inexperienced and clumsy, but her motions came with intent, and she was clearly ever so eager.
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>>8319568
Just press 'hide reply tree' friendo
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>>8319582
Mudsdale felt bad for startling the poor girl as she tried to offer relief to his companion but is immediately blind sided by the feeling of her accidentally slipping his hardening girth between her legs. Since just a gentle hoof brush caused him to leak, the feeling of her soft thighs constricting around his horse cock's barrel made him bray deeply, a warm jet of pre cum splattering across the floor like it's own mini ejaculation. Nerves that were never stimulated before suddenly alight with the sensual pleasure of another's skin gliding across his. The Mudsdale hungers for more, drawing back only to thrust forward against the girl in her crouched position. The head of his thick horse cock stains her shorts and lower shirt with the proof of his arousal, causing the fabric to cling to his inches from a few translucent strands of salty fluids. His girthy member soon extends from the stimulation, reaching full mast and aching for something moist and warm to pump into. The Mudsdale's brow furrows as it tries to understand why he wants to keep grinding against the woman so badly, the primal urges of wanting to breed running through his mind constantly. The Mudsdale's front legs soon move onto either side of Shauna's torso, keeping her in place as he splatters more pre across her body. With a herculean amount of effort he frees his member from the grasp of her thighs, resting his bulbous pre-cum leaking head against her shorts as he tries to calm his mounting arousal.
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-Ah!- Was that... Did she touch it? Her palm was pressed against the Zebstrika's flare, but it could have just been the way he throbbed forcing her to- Both hands! Both hands were pressed against his flared zebra cock, even the gentlest of touches raised his breathing rate and caused his muscles to stir, nervous flexing of his barrel and stomping of his hooves in reaction to the teasing touches from Shauna's palms. As soon as his shaft actually had something squeeze around it, precum started to flow almost constantly, a light dribble from the end of his cock like it was a broken faucet, the lewd fluids covering and overflowing the gaps between the breeder's fingers. He wasn't quite thrusting his hips yet, but he could feel a low, rising urge to do -something- with his hind legs and take initiative away from the shy, young girl grasping and playing with his sensitive cock. His veins were the sensitive bits, and the girl had a finger wrapped around the middle of his shaft in just the right way to press down on one, and the Zebstrika couldn't help but neigh and shudder in response, a few embarrassed noises betraying his pleasure at the slightest touch. Every time his cockhead tried to flare out, Shauna's fingers stopped it from reaching it's full width, a dull pulsing feeling coming from the end of his length everytime it was restricted, as if in soft, tanned cage.
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>>8319588
Report them first.
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>>8319596
I'm just role-playing :^(

Like overly excited Mudsdale that was previously a Mudbray prances around excitedly in his stable, jet black dreadlocks bouncing in time with his heavy stomps. A bright smile is plastered across his face as he looks into a nearby mirror, admiring his muscled physique. His body is covered in sinewy strong muscles, each flex of his legs causing him to whinny with glee. While fairly innocent he did notice from time to time the gazes the female poke horses gave the other males in the stable, eyes focused on a particular musky tube of skin that he was now happily endowed with. Leaning against the wall of his stable one of his hoofs venture to his undercarriage, stroking across his stomach before brushing across the very tip of his sheathe with his hoof. A powerful neigh of pleasure rocketed through him as soon as he gently grazed it with the end of his hoof, the rounded head of his equine member slipping out into the air. Pulling his hoof away as if he touched a hot stove he shakes his head from side to side, trying to figure out who could assist him in dealing with this problem. Pushing open his stable doors he timidly walks out into the day care center's main area, noticing it was surprisingly empty besides a Zebstrika...And a girl currently fiddling with his underside. Thinking that she must be one of the farm hands who help with problems like this he happily trots closer to the duo, his heavy hoof beats announcing his presence before he is directly behind the woman. He reaches up with his hoof (unaware it is stained with a bit of his pre from earlier) and taps her rear, braying and hoping she gets the message.
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>>8319742
I once ended an RP session as Mileena by bitching the other's ass to the point where it scared. My end line was "Marked Bitch"
Classic meme
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>>8319825
Jeasus
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>>8319821
Let me be your clown, Jinx. ;P
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>>8319818
You had me at perfect~
...not that I'm not an idiot, mind yah.
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>>8319833
WHat does that mean
>>8319098
Patto patto
>>8319051
Couldn't tell ya to be honest
>>8319058
>school called
Where do you think i am...
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>>8319856
It means that if I squeeze my nose, you hear a squeak, and if I squeeze your clit, you bust a leak.
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>>8319676
//No.

>>8319759
//It's okay anon-chan-sama-family
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>>8319856
Since you don't know if you'll be sticking around, shall I try to summon you again later? Also some dumb anon tried speaking on your behalf acting like you don't typefuck anons. Gave me a good laugh and a half
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>>8319821
That one was only funny because of how triggered anons got
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>>8319712
Samus butt = good butt
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>>8319908
>Also some dumb anon tried speaking on your behalf acting like you don't typefuck anons.
Huh when

I almost exclusively typefuck anons because there's like 2 male avas here (litote but w/e) and I'm almost never in the mood for yuri. That's just being a silly goose since I pick up everyone I'm confident I can juggle

But yea I just have a lab and hw so I'll be lurking around
>>8319919
Which one
>>8319861
W-wha

I ain't fuck with clowns unless its C-Clown </3
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>>8319456
It goes beyond that around here sometimes. But it is what it is my dude.

>>8319527
DAME

>>8319703
I wouldn't have such garbage taste in Touhous.
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>>8319925
...the things you humans are drawn in by.
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>>8319945
here you go
>>8319468
oh he deleted it for you buuuut I can still see it of course you dumb anon
>laughs maniacally
image coming soon
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>>8319945
>>8319987
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>>8319967
Are you really that surprised?
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>>8319994
He didn't delete it willingly, it was cirno.
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>>8319967
Tasty cheeks, and tasty cunt. I bet that pucker is tasty too.
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>>8319987
You type retarded and your shits all stupid
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>>8320025
kek, yea I did fuck up that sentence. You got me on that one.
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>>8319994
Lol
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dead
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Thread is dead
New thread when
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>>8320138
rip
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>>8320263
>Thread is dead
>image limit not reached
>page 9
What did he mean by this?
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>>8319827
you made me search it up on desuarchive
is this it?
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>>8319712
what happened?
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>>8320376
HG oldfag started spamming Owain ERP from Discord
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>>8320352
Classic meme.
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>>8320392
But Cirno is an ERP oldfag though.
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>>8320440
They never typefucked and were in HG just as long
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REAL DEAD HOURS
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>>8320678
>is alive
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>>8320727
>Pets the cute firefox
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>>8320678
I'm alive?
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>>8320780
Fuck off PetAnon
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>>8320798
At least >>8320780 is being nice.
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>>8320822
>PetAnon
>nice
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>>8320822
>Ryona
W-we have a Ryona?
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>>8320856
Now there is a Ryona, yes.
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>>8320856
We do now!
>She looks directly at Anon.
No one around here will hit me. I've been having to dance in the streets just to be hurt.
(Even though I finished developing her 24 hours ago, no one has played with me. She's still something of a WIP until I figure out exactly how to play her. But your beatings would be much appreciated.)
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>>8320933
Could you shut the fuck up, you annoying cunt?
>He, without any ceremony or warning, smashes a baseball bat against the back of her head.
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>>8320822
>>8320933
I need to pee on that ava...
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>>8320933
(Beatings? I've never done anyform of beating in a RP, but I can give it my best)
>The anon stood there quite baffled, not really expecting a woman to desire violent beatings. Regardless, the womans attire seemed...quite tight for figure, especially around her bust. The whole sight alone was caused quite a powerful throb within his pants
....Well, if its a beating you want...take your clothes off first.
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>>8317423
>femdom scenes exclusively
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>>8320933
>Grabs you and holds a scalpel to your eye.
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>>8320933
(Just play her like a massive fucking turboslut who will do anything especially if it's rough or demeaning, that's literally her character in the games and OVAs)
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>>8321037
Rein x Mercy a shit
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>>8321037
There is at least another Mercy player if not other two. Could we stop this meme?
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>>8321054
And you're shit too, Jiro, but nobody bothers pointing that out.
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>>8321062
>Could we stop this meme?
I get the impression you don't know how memes work.
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>>8321063
So you agree that Mercyhardt a shit ship right
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>>8321091
Kill yourself.
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>>8320780
>closes her eyes and wags her tail slightly
Mmm~ I like pets a lot...
>sits down beside anon
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>>8321090
When you force a meme too hard everyone hates it, so that sounds about right to me.
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>>8321105
>>8321062
Oh look, Mercy's finally learning how to blogpost without his shitty stupid ava attached to them.
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>>8320968
AaaaH~!
>Ryona squeals.
That hurt a lot, Anon! Do it again!
>She thinks.
I wonder if it would feel better if you broke some bones...
>Her eyes light up.
Hit my side! Break my ribs!

>>8320974
(I have to draw my personal lines somewhere. I can do serious consensual injury, but piss is too much. Sorry, Anon.)

>>8320990
>Ryona excitedly starts to take off her clothes. Her skirt slips off easily, but her shirt has trouble getting over her ample bust. IT tears as it pops off.
Okay, Anon~ I'm ready!

>>8321037
(Sorry, boo. There is another Mercy around who's a turboslut, if you're interested in that. I'm just not.)

>>8321045
Is it sharp, Anon?

>>8321048
(Yeah, that is the idea in my mind. But I as a human have no interest in being a urinal. So while she may have no lines, I'm just going to OOC apologize to pissers.)
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>>8321116
>Is it sharp, Anon?

>Nicks your lower eyelid so you know for a fact it's sharp.
You tell me.
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>>8320810
Woof indeed~
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>>8321116
I said shut the fuck up.
>He flips the baseball bat and catches it by the opposite end, and then swings the flared bottom into the back of her cranium, just above the C1 vertebra. There's enough force behind the blow to snap the structure in half, potentially internally decapitating her.
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>>8321116
>No piss
B-b-but... the other Ryona let me pee on her... why would you forsaken me!
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>>8321149
>Black/red shygal

Good taste EGG
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>>8321115
>Lebin anyone who disagrees with my whiny bullshit is the Ava I'm complaining about forced meme
>Checks post times and laughs at you
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>>8321179
Fuck off, Pauk. You're no longer roleplaying.
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>>8321179
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/YourApprovalFillsMeWithShame
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>>8321149
I miss EGG typefuck
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>>8321116
>There is another Mercy around who's a turboslut, if you're interested in that. I'm just not.
The shade of it all
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>>8321116
(Yeah that sounds about right, if anything gets too deviant like water sports just let them down easy for it other than that just give it a shot)
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>>8321169
Find Furry Porn.
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>>8321152
>As the blood runs down her face, Ryona sticks out her tongue.
Mmmmmm! Can I taste some more, Anon?

>>8321161
(JFC am I dead? Hell of a way to start the night.)
>Ryona collapses on the ground. Her neck is broken and she may be dying. At least the last thing she felt was intense pain. A smile is etched onto her dying face.
Ky-aaaaa...

>>8321169
(Didn't know there was another. I got a few requests for her, and one from my current husband, the Driver. I assumed I would be filling a vacancy.)

>>8321211
(Her words, not mine. Am I not allowed to be catty? This is /erp/.)
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i miss iowa
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>>8321260
>Mmmmmm! Can I taste some more, Anon?

>Anon drags the blade slowly down her cheek, a long shallow cut to the corner of her lip drawing more tasty blood.
I'll carve a little channel right here so it'll all flow toward your lips.
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>>8321275
And egg and TND and Lucoa and sponty being a regular
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>>8321116
>Anon was quite surprised to see how eager the odd, blonde woman was to strip her clothes off, gluing his eyes directly towards her massive bust as the skimpy shirt slightly tore itself coming off. The whole scene made anons bulge much more apparent through his jeans
...Well, I actually didn't expect you to do that...but...
>Slightly sweating a bit, he shook his head. If the girl wanted a beating for whatever reason, he'd be happy to do it. Walking up to her, he gently wrapped a hand around one of her massive, ample breasts while his other arm started to slowly wind up into the air, right before slamming his palm right against her face
Is this what you want, bitch?
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>>8321260
>ok with pain and death
>but not piss
Literally, the worst.

>>8321242
Who? And why? I'm not into furries.
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>>8321260
Shut. Up.
>The final act is to stomp on her broken neck, the impact, now that her head's up-and-down movement isn't restrained by bone, snapping her skull back and thrusting her trachea into the pavement. The force crushes Ryona's windpipe, while the trauma to her spinal cord renders her immobile from the neck down. Now, now she's dead.
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>>8321260
>if you're not DOM PLS OBEY then you have to be a turboslut
Fucking retard.
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>>8321334
>>8321211
If she's talking about Morrigan's Mercy she literally calls herself a turboslut all the time. Relax.
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>>8321313
Shes pretty much a massive piss slut
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>>8321346
Not the point; they're acting like a condescending asshole than justifying it by saying that they can be 'catty' because they're here
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>>8321313
>Hasen't played with FP yet
Oh boy do I feel sorry for ya lad stay up one night and you might get lucky.
>>8321334
>You have to play the exact way I want you too at all times
Fuck off with this needy shit fag
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>>8321275
>>8321297
>Missing people when they live forever in our hearts
Come on senpais. This is first grade stuff
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>>8321374
Not into furries, fuck off.
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>>8321334
>>8321375
>He can't fucking take the words "no" without a bitch fit
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>>8321381
Please read, fuck face. >>8321385
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>>8321383
But the typefuck was so good papa bones.
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>>8321395
Put your face back on Ryona.
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>>8321045
Hey now, I remember it being a bayonet knife.
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>>8321385
No need to get so hostile, jeasus
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>>8321395
Holy shit people have been really fucking bad lately
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>>8321411
Stop trying to make me fuck furries then.
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>>8321383
How do I fuck my heart?
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>>8321401
>Desperately needs his niche as fuck Fetish to be played as he seems fit
>Gets picky about shit like anthro
For a faggot as whiny as you I should have expected this.
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>>8321422
I was just suggesting someone and you threw a autistic fit.
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>>8321406
What exactly are you remembering?
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>>8321334
Bro, take a chill pill.
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>>8321436
>SLICES YOUR FUCKING EYE
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>>8321430
>>8321431
Whatever, nerd.
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Oh god what are we fightan about now
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>>8321406
He's Luis Bunuel
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>>8321316
>>8321284
Holy shit.
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>>8321413
IKR it's not like we don't have pussy and fetishes pouring out the walls, but some autistic fucks just can't handle when someone doesn't agree with them.
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>>8321445
>MAKES YOU FUCKING HAM ON RYE
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>>8321449
I don't know, Fronk. I don't know ;-;
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>>8321449
OH AND LOOK AT THIS IT'S FRONK TO SAVE THE DAY BY BEING A VIRTUE SIGNALING PIECE OF SHIT
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>>8321449
SHE WON'T PLAY MERCY HOW I WANTED HER T-
Wait is that squid Balalaika?
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>>8321284
Ow! Anon, that hurts a lot! Put one on my other side!
>Ryona begins to squeeze her face, trying to work more blood out of the cuts.
It doesn't hurt enough! Cut me again~!

>>8321306
>Ryona's skin is raised and red.
Yes, Anon! That hurt!
>She puckers her lips.
Punish me! Beat me! It doesn't hurt enough yet...
>Anon could easily see her underwear being soaked in arousal.
No one else will hurt me this much, Anon~ Hit whatever part of me you want...

>>8321313
(At least the freshly dead don't smell like piss. That's after an hour or two. Not that I'm into snuff or anything.)

>>8321316
(A three-post death scene? Alright, Anon. Whatever gets your rocks off.)

>>8321451
(I'm just rolling with it. Didn't know /erp/ would be so violent if I let them.)

>>8321381
>>8321395
(Since I have a personal one-man bitching army, does that mean I'm a real member of /erp/? I feel so proud of myself.)
>>
>>8321449
EYE TRAUMA
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>>8321456
>KICKS UNTIL YOU FUCKING CRY
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>>8321456
heeey, that's pretty good
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>>8321469
>(Since I have a personal one-man bitching army, does that mean I'm a real member of /erp/? I feel so proud of myself.)
Holy fuck, you really are an insufferable piece of shit. You can't even RP for beans, you have no right to be a fucking asshole on top of it.
>>
>>8321478
>>8321481
>BAKES YOU A FUCKING PIE
>>
>>8321449
This pic it is wrong and yet it tastes right.

But this aside seems that lately people won’t take “No” for an answer.
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>>8321485
I'm sorry they won't play Mercy how you want them to
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>>8321469
>It doesn't hurt enough! Cut me again~!

>Anon moves to the blade to the other side of her face, puts it against the corner of her lip, and in one quick motion, slices her cheek clean open. "Deep" doesn't begin to describe it. It's all the way though the skin to the inside of her mouth.
Oops.
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>>8321464
HOORAY MY VERY OWN MEME

>>8321472
BILL'S YOUR FUCKING NYE

>>8321463
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mq-cOHW-NYE

>>8321467
Yes! Not many pictures, unfortunately

>>8321494
Leave squiddy Bala alone ;-;
And yeah, that seems to be a recurring trend here
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>>8321491
> TAINTS YOUR FUCKING WELL WITH LYE
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>>8321491
>TELL YOU A FUCKING LIE
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>>8321508
I wanna see an actual Ika-chan here now.
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>>8321491
thanks
>TAKES YOU HOME AND FUCKS YOU DRY
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>>8321485
Calm the fuck down and stop feeding them retard
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>>8321469
(As one of the people actally playing with you, can I request you just completely stop respond to () people who aren't ERPing? It's making our posts take longer and feeding the trolls. Let them bitch about you while you ignore them. The true sign of being bad at RP is no one wanting to RP with you. You'll note that people almost never RP with Paul, they just shitpost at him.)
>>
>>8321508
(Seriously Fronk, you will make me watch Black Lagoon one of this days so that I can play with your Balalaika.)
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>>8321534
>>8321534
>>8321534
>>8321534
>>8321534
>>8321534
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>>8321505
>Casts the genderswamp beam?
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>>8321508
mood
>>8321513
>>8321517
>>8321526
>BAREBACK TILL THE DAY I DIE
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>>8321542
>Paul theme
Real new bread when?
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>>8321543
WHAT
ARE YOU DOING
IN MY SWAMP
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>>8321436
The 4th of July, a fine holiday where it's customary to rape nazis to death.

>>8321450
Oh, neat. It's super fucking cool we have a Ryouna now, too.
>>
>>8321542
Nigga I ain't postin in that shit
>>
>>8321565
I missed the first annual Rape-a-nazi-to-death day, will I get the opportunity this year, gorewhore?
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>>8321565
kys gaywad
>>
>>8321555
Just spinning this globe while admiring those beautiful trips anon kun.
>>
gotcha senpai
>>8321588
>>8321588
>>8321588
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>>8321540
Just be a vulnerable little girl and they'll find you, Anon
Oh they'll find you
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>>8321587
mecha eff off and stop napping so damn much jeasus
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>>8321599
>>8321599
>>8321599
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4 people hate Paul enough to make simultaneous new threads.
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>>8321626
And that's just the people who aren't lazy/away.
Thread posts: 643
Thread images: 257


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