ITT: Pokemon are real.
Who's your favorite legendary?
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>>8311143
Jirachi.
>>8311131
>Inarticulate chinchilla scream.
>Yes, scream.
>This should be expected from the one who was a breedslave.
>>8311021
>rattling as ice cream falls out of pelvic bones
>rattledance
>>8311143
Sylveon!
>>8311143
Jirachi
>>8311021
...This does not belong in a museum.
>>8311142
>>8311105
W-what is happening?!
>Nido would very much like to go to comfort bug but can't because she's a ground-type and just got ice (cream) shoved up her rectum
oh god what is going on?
what a bad day today is, first my panties are stolen now i got ice cream up my ass
>groan in pain
test
>Lewd bird noises.
why are we dead
>>8311511
why are we alive
>>8311511
Respiration.
>>8311281
>touch pantyless butt
>>8311544
shot on me
>Reach into bag.
>Roll to give everyone some hot soup.
>Evens: In a nice bowl. Odds: Directly in their stomach.
Roll to hug the Gladi
>Roll to help skitts hug gladi
>>8311598
>Nido would happily enjoy some hot soup
>If she didn't feel like someone lodged what feels like a spiky icicle into her rectum
>Cold is not kind to ground-types
>>8311661
Apparently it's not meant to be
Rip will never hug the husbando(??)
>>8311544
>since knife is too busy in pain of the ice cream she doesn't notice anon touching her butt
>her butt is very well defined and nice to the touch
>>8311598
>a nice bowl of soup apoears
>knife eats it to help get better
i wanna get all of jijs chars pregnant
>>8311732
same
i wish the vc stuff would stop it always kills the thread
>>8311732
i want all of jijis chars to get all of bones chars pregnant
I want jiji to get me pregnant
>>8311801
same
>>8311698
SCREE.
>Swoops down and grabs knife wife.
>>8311598
>BUG IN SOUP NOISES
>>8311668
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>8311815
.... what?
>>8311855
good job
>>8311815
>grabbed and taken away
W-where are you taking me, and who are you
>surprised knife by the knifenapping
>>8311860
SKAW SKAW
>>8311873
>Drop in nest in Unova.
>Fly away.
>>8311855
>Nina crawls over to big bug on her forelegs, her hind legs locked immobile, then attempts to fish him out.
>Seems she's in quite a bit of pain from the ice cream.
>>8311185
>>8311860
Ciiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii.
>Shaky chinchilla snugs.
So, what is everyone doing in this fine night, /par/?
>>8311930
>Ferrothorn.
>YOU HAVE SUMMONED RUST.
HEY.
>>8311962
>Confused chinchilla sounds.
>Cinnie has never seen Rust before
>>8311890
>dropped on nest
What is going on?
Today os really a bad day for me
>>8311954
(Watching some toku, nothing much)
>>8311987
>THROW DUCK THING FIVE BUCKS
>MEME MAGIC BACK TO CASTLE
HEY HEY I HEARD I HAD AN ARM TO GET ON
>>8311890
.... I don't....
He's a bird...?
>>8311930
>Snug the Cincinno
>>8311954
I don't... Sitting on the beach and being really confused, I guess?
(Getting the shit clawed and nipped out of my arms by Nebby the kitten, worrying over the husbando(???), nothing new)
>>8312062
..Oh hey you're still.. alive.
Yeah, yeah, it's uh, down in the workshop.
>>8311993
I gotcha.
>Chomp tree down.
>>8312138
>falls off the three that's was chomped down
ow, thanks maw
>>8312062
I'm sorry
-Deerling
>>8312108
WOO
ARM ME BONEBOY
>>8312205
HEY!!! I MISSED YOU WHATS GOOD?
>>8312202
>Help knife wife up.
What's been good, lady?
>>8312257
not much really, i'm not having much luck this week, and today specially and the day i broke up with the person i was dating
>>8312227
IM SORRY I CAN HELP YOU WITH YOU'RE ARM, ITS MY FAULT YOU GOT LIKE THAT... isn't it..?
>>8312227
>Drag the loud and surprisingly not in a coma rust down to the wakshoppe
>Acquire robo-arm-thing
So uhm, this look good? I've been testing it for a while and it seems like it's all good and ready for use, so, yeah.
Also uh, could you take your bandages off real quick.
>>8312329
Yes It is, kys
>>8312316
The hot hero chick? Sucks, she was pretty. Maybe she'll warm back up to you?
Aaaaanyway... You wanna crash at a friend's house?
>Start walking down the street.
>>8312329
NO!! YOU'RE GOOD, C'MON.
CHILL DEERBUD.
>>8312336
DUDE IT LOOKS AWESOME.
>RUST: TAKE OFF BANDAGES IN A COOL FASHION.
HYPE.
>>8312367
uhh, sure why, not
>she gives the mawlie another chance
>>8312396
Cool, glad you like it at least.
Thaaank you.
..This uh, may hurt a bit. Like, a lot a bit.
>Attach arm to stumpyshoulderthing
>Roll for how good the connections are with the muscles/nerves/whatever.
>>8312457
>Roll on up to Frankie's house.
I know this guy don't worry.
>Push the door open.
He can probably get you a ride to Alola in the morning?
>>8312459
Ow
FEELS GOOD FEELS REAL GOOD.
>WIGGLE ARM.
AWESOME.
DOES IT SHOOT ROCKETS?
>>8312488
okay, how did you get here in unova too?
are you going back to alola too?
>>8312396
I wish, I wish... I wish I could help...
>>8312529
>Close door behind knifu and lock it.
Hell if I know, I'm a Hoenn Mawile.
Maaaaaaaybe?
>Hop up on the couch and turn the TV on.
>>8312524
...
>Tap it in a bit more
Good, good. Uh, no, but I diiiiid go ahead and uh, put a small flamethrower in, like I designed it with originally.
So everything feels alright? Can you move it well?..
>>8312532
SHHH! YA GOOD CAPTAIN.
WHAT'S THE ORDER, CAP'N?
>>8312588
>MOVE ARM
HELL
YES
HOLD ON A SECOND
>RUMMAGE THROUGH THE MILITARY GEAR
>>8312552
okay... if you want you can we can find a plce for you to stay, maybe we can talk to boss so you can have a job at the cafe like you wanted before
>knifu sits down on the couch too
>not to closes since she's a bit nervous of being close to him
>>8312621
..Alright, looks good.
Uh, what'cha looking for?
>>8312630
I might sleep soo...
>Grab her some panties from the blue Sylveon's collection.
These smell kind of weird but you can probably wear em?
>Toss em on her.
>>8312621
I order... myself to sleep... I'm to tired for anything..
Just know I could help... ok?
>>8312685
NIGHT CAP'N.
>>8312653
MILITARY GEAR HANG ON.
>GRAB SOME
>RUN OFF AND CH-
...
DO YOU HAVE ANY CIGARS
>>8312665
>he toss the panties and it flies to knifu's face
>evens it hits just her face
>odds it falls on her blade head and it rips in pieces
please i don't think i want to wear other girl's panties, and these smell off,
>>8312665
I think they smell nice
Just don't take too many
>>8312713
..Uh, yeah, actually.
>Go rummage through a pile of crap in the back of the room
>Comes back with a small cigar case and hands it over
Found them in a beached boat ages ago, so, no idea how good they still are.
>>8312743
>muffled noises upstairs
>>8312713
>Box of the best quality cigarettes come in by drone
>with a note
"I hope this helps"
-Echo, The Deerling
>>8312743
Well that's your choice.
>Turn the TV to a show about bug sex.
What do you think about this?
>>8312752
Oh hell the residents are awake.
>Cover crotch with pillow.
>And butt.
>Hold mouth close to body and keep it shut.
>>8312789
>less-muffled nosies upstairs
>Evens: they won't be coming to investigate
>Odds: curious investigation
>Dubsfail: full flashback and angery
>>8312764
>>8312774
YES!
>SKEDDADDLE
>PUT ON MILITARY GEAR
>LIGHT UP CIGAR WITH FLAMETHROWER
>TAKE A PUFF
WHAT DO YOU THINK
>>8312770
uh...
>>8312789
>a bit flustered because she starts thinking of C
n-nothing, really
>tries to turn her face away from maw
>>8312826
..Looking good, dude.
Really good, actually. Goes with the arm well.
>>8312885
SICK! THANKS DUDE
DO I OWE YOU ANYTHING BEFORE I SKEDADDLE?
>>8312870
Alright, have fun with the show. I'm gonna try to sleep if you don't mind me.
>Flop out on the couch.
Make sure the blue Sylveon doesn't molest me.
>Zzzzzz.
>>8312935
Nah, I'm just glad I could help you out. Don't hesitate to call me up if you ever need anything else, sab.
Take it easy for a bit though, get used to that thing.
>>8312963
>>Zzzzzz.
okay, good night maw
>reluclantly pets the mawlie in the head
>she looks at the tv
>tries to no have lewd toughts, because that would be bad, and she's wearing no panties
>>8313014
>KISS LIZARD THING ON SKULL
THANKS NERD YOURE THE BEST
>SKEDADDLE
>>8312963
>watch the Mawile sleep
>>8313026
uh
Y-yeah, you're welcome man. Stay safe.
>Bones: be mildly confused.
>>8313033
>keeps an eye on the syveon
>>8313033
no
do not
i have a better idea
get back upstairs
>Swordbando: Try to find Tree to get plushobod back.
>>8313181
>Tree Waves, Still upside down
>pours a cup of Tree
>>8313298
...
>Puts a potted sapling down.
Trade?
>>8313058
>touch thighs
>>8313313
>tree drinks an ungodly ammount of Tea
>tree then promptly leaves the body and floats out the window
>>8313332
...Okay.
>Possess body.
Holy hell I am short.
>Go find husbando + where to put sword and shield away.
>>8313360
..Heyyy, Stitch. Got your body back I see.
it's weird being so short again isn't it.
>>8313378
...Also tea.
>Hand him sword and shield.
I'll be back in a moment if you do not mind.
>Go water the saplings with tea.
>>8313378
>>8313396
>Bear is currently outside, working on the jeep
>Because why not
>Rolling for bear's technical expertise
>>8313437
>...And by "working on the jeep" we aparrently mean "staring at it and wondering how the hell it's going to be repaired"
>>8313396
Tea?..
>S+S: Acquired.
..uhm, alright hun.
>Be slightly weirded out from hearing Stitch talk like that as himself.
>Go hang those things up on the wall again.
>>8313330
>thighs touched
>they are strong and palpable thighs
>knife is getting too drowsy
>she falls asleep
>evens she jusr stays with her posture
>odds her heads rests on his shoulder, accidentally making them look couple like
-adri the knifewife
>>8313437
>>8313453
...Teddy?
>Dump tea leaves on the ground.
This is hell, where are my tools?
>Roll for if Tree left those in there.
>>8313463
>Also roll to do a ghost magic to tell wak goo machine to come outside.
>>8313496
>Whoops husbands calling
>Bonehead: get outside.
Yyyes?
>>8313496
>>8313523
Oh, uh, hey.
>Teddy waves to the two, then continues staring at the wreck of the jeep
>Keep in mind that it barreled into a wall at high speed.
>>8313523
Hellooooooo.
>>8313550
Care to help with this?
>Look it over.
Definitely going to need a new engine block... Most of the stuff in the front replaced?
>Look underneath.
Drive shaft and some of the front things too?
>>8313588
...
...Would it be easier to just steal a new jeep...?
>>8313550
..You uh, need some help there, bud?
>>8313588
Hiii~.
Uh, yeah, sure.
...man this thing is a mess.
That all sounds about right, probably gonna need some brakes too, since that's probably why this even happened.
>>8313616
...Probably.
>>8313588
>Treeghost comes along with what would be an armful of Tea bags
>unzip stiches mouth and put them in him
>TreeGhost floats off again
>>8313616
Well... We could scrap a jeep for the parts we need? There might be more military bases nearby to snag things from.
>>8313633
How does snagging some parts s-
>>8313646
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>8313646
...Tree what the fuck.
>>8313663
Shhhshsh.
>Try and fish them out
>>8313663
>>8313674
>Tree returns with a teapot of hot water and a teacup
>put Teacup under stitches
>pour water on Stitches
>tree then Picks up the Teacup and drinks
>>8313704
Tree I swear to fucking god I will end you.
>>8313633
...Yeah, I ah... I hit the brakes and it didn't brake...
>>8313663
Yeah, sounds good-
>>8313704
>>8313646
>Pic related
...Tree why.
>>8313724
>offer bones the Stitchmade Tea
>>8313735
>and bear as well
>>8313704
>>8313735
>>8313740
>Plush: Flop.
>Insomnia activates.
I'm tired. Can we do the parts raid tomorrow?
>>8313740
...
>Bones already doesn't like Tree.
>This really isn't helping his case.
>Shadow Bone.
>>8313750
Yeah, sure, okay.
>>8313758
>bones successfully Scares off tree
>Tree floats off
>>8313740
>Bear: "Calmly" pour out the tea.
There is a line, Tree. A line between-
>>8313791
>>8313758
...
Dammit, Bones, I had an entire speech to give.
>>8313750
Yeah, sounds good.
>>8313758
>>8313809
Okay.
>Be the dave: Grab the friends, both of them.
Let's sleep then.
>Bring marowak shaped dildo and bear shaped pillow.
>Toss on bed.
>Snooze.
>>8313809
Ted I don't care.
I'm really sick of Tree just fucking around and screwing with us.
If he keeps this up I'm going to kill him, just so everyone knows.
>>8313791
Prick.
>>8313835
>Bones: chill.
Yeah, I'm tired..
>Chucked onto bed
>Snuggle that plush husband good
>>8313856
Fair enough.
>>8313835
>Bear is fine with being treated as (and is soft and fluffy enough for) any of the following:
>Pillow
>Blanket
>Mattress
>Giant teddy bear
>Any combination of the four
>...He dutifully plays such roles for bone and plush. Because why not?
>Stitches tossed him onto the bed too, after all
>>8313882
marry to stitches
>>8314056
marry anon to teddy
>NecroClancy: Be useful
>Attempt to salvage workable jeep parts
>Or die trying. Again.
>>8315785
>Oh fuk
>Yep, no, that thing is fucked.
>And looks sharp
Welp. Ain't that some merda.
>>8315445
fug teddy
Bonjour PAR comment tout le monde est aujourd'hui
Xol, go fug faith
>>8316932
(No bones, I won't)
>>8316983
fug the giraffe with yer turtle chode
>>8316983
turtle chode turtle chode!
>knifu wakes up
>maw still sleeping
>that shiny sylveon nowhere to be seen
>tv still on
I guess i'll just wait
>>8317199
>Head slowly rises up from behind the couch
Hi.
You snore funny.
>>8317218
Uh... how long were you there behind me?
>nervous knife
>>8317251
All night
>>8317199
Oh Adri est-ce que vous? Comment avez-vous été
>>8317268
you didn't do anything wierd right?
>>8317271
oh, hey sylvie, is this your friends?
>>8317288
Oui c'est oĂč je vis, pourquoi ĂȘtes-vous dans mon salon?
>>8317294
i was carried by some bird all the way to unova, this mawlie that i actually met before, helped me get out, and he said that he knows the owner and said he could help me go back to alola
>>8317326
>>8317326
Regarder les gens dormir est étrange Brillant, mais au moins vous n'avez pas molestés dans leur sommeil
>>8317329
J'ai déjà rencontré ce Mysdibule mais je ne pensais pas que Frankie les connaissait.
>>8317331
(boisson)
>>8317342
i didn't know either honestly
>>8317326
i honestly hope that
>>8317342
Thank you?
or maybe not wait I think I heard molest somewhere In that sentence
>>8317371
Oui, je m'attendais Ă ce que vous les molestez pendant qu'ils dormaient
>>8317381
>>8317371
>>8317369
>A vee with hip problems is draped somewhere. Perhaps on a nearby couch.
Morning.
>>8317381
uhh...I heard molest again,
So if you are trying to ask if I molested them, don't worry, I don't usually touch people who are unable to say no.
>>8317419
(fugging forgot immage again)
>>8317405
> Ătreinte l'Ăvoli
Comment allez-vous ce matin Cocoa?
>>8317432
>Vee blink.
...Uh... Sylvie, I know we're native to Kalos, but I don't know Kalosian.
>>8317405
hello
>knife waves to the vee
>>8317443
Qu'est-ce que tu racontes? Je parle anglais en ce moment
>>8317451
>Bap Sylvie on the head
>>8317451
Uh... I heard "moment" and what I think is "English"... You're gonna start speaking English soon?
>Snug the frenchveelution anyways
>>8317449
...Hey. ...Uh, do you know why Sylvie's talking in Kalosian?
>>8317475
Ouch, qu'est-ce que c'Ă©tait?
>>8317485
i don't know let me ask her why
>>8317486
Pourquoi parlez-vous en kalosien?
>>8317486
>>8317451
>>8317485
I really should have payed more to Kalosian language attention back when I hung out with my old Trainer
because I have no clue what he is going on about
>>8317500
Je ne parle pas en kalosien je parle anglais
>>8317510
>Je ne parle pas en kalosien je parle anglais
Tu ne parles pas en anglais
>>8317486
Alola! Pehea ʻoe?
>>8317510
.. ..
What
>>8317510
>>8317523
>Vee just looks between the two, confused.
>>8317525
>...Vee blink
What.
>>8317534
Im sorry, But I think Sylvie became retarded
There is nothing that we can do for him
>>8317510
>Proceed to tie a white flag on to sylvies tail
>>8317523
>Tu ne parles pas en anglais
Quelle?
>>8317525
Quelle????
> Embrassez le renard de qt
Bonjour Zorro
>>8317542
Auhea mÄkou? KÄia mea,Ê»aÊ»ole Alola!
>>8317550
...I'm not understanding a word you're saying either. Sorry.
>>8317548
>Try to calm down panicking ribbony foxcatdoggo.
>>8317548
>>8317579
...
I aloha wahine!
...?
>>8317542
don't worry little pokemon, nothing is wrong with your friend
>>8317550
sorry i'm not versed in alolan that well yet
>>8317591
Parlez vous anglais?
>>8317619
...
>>8317629
...Mc...Ghetsis? Hamburger?
>>8317647
Uhh quoi...?
>>8317664
Ia mea ka mea wale English I ike!
>>8317546
How did that happen?
>>8317548
Yes?
>>8317664
>slap sylvie repeatedly
STOP
SPEAKING
COWARD
>>8317619
>>8317629
>>8317647
>>8317664
>Confused vee noises
>>8317698
I don't think that's helping, Shiny.
>>8317698
> Slap brillant
Fuck you Je parle anglais en ce moment
>>8317707
...?
>>8317722
AUTO TRANSLATOR ONLINE...
CHARGING BEAM CANNON...
>>8317733
What.
>>8317733
Quoi!?
>>8317722
Non vous speeking kalosian vous, nous speeking anglais parfaitement
>>8317760
Je ne comprends pas
>>8317741
>>8317749
>>8317760
FIRING BEAM CANNON...
>Magerna uses Fleur Cannon.
>>8317760
...And now Shiny's speaking Kalosian too.
...When he didn't understand it...
...Sylvie you need to slap everyone. Including me. Then we can all speak Kalosian.
>>8317775
>Missed the 7s.
Pepehi mai iaʻu.
>Magerna leaves.
>>8317775
>INARTICULATE VEE SCREAM
>>8317768
Vous parlez une langue qui n'est pas anglais et ne sont pas remarquer que vous ĂȘtes
>>8317776
Que voulez-vous dire, je le parle aussi?
>>8317804
(what would you have done had you hit?)
>>8317823
(I was aiming for quads 7s so it was either a miss or quads 7s. So shrug.)
>>8317821
Vous voulez dire que je suis retourné à ma langue maternelle?
>>8317834
(6 or 8 could have happened senpai)
>>8317722
Binfo jango jang vonga?
>>8317848
...Quoi
>>8317859
(Drink!)
>>8317839
Oui
>>8317848
DIEU DAMNIT QUELLE LANGUE EST-IL MĂME
>Slap Zorro
>>8317839
>and slap Sylvie again
>>8317916
>Frotte la joue
Vous savez que vous parlez Kalosian aussi bien?
>do something
>everyone jumps in to do the same thing and it becomes a clusterfuck
>>8317952
(yeah im probably going to stop despite having a semi legit reason to have done so)
>>8317945
>sudden realisation
>bash head into wall to fix
>>8317952
(shiny is the only one with a logical reason to join in, shiny is currently in the middle of an backstory/level/moves retcon/overhaul and it kinda fits with his new WIP backstory)
>Frankie: wake up
>Drag self downstairs
>Give the "not shit shit again" stare
The Sylveons are... speaking Kalosian.
The front window is... melted.
And there are strangers sleeping on the couch.
... I'm trying to pinpoint the moment this became my idea of normalcy and just not having any luck.
Is what I have heard True?
>>8318095
That depends on, like, what 'chu've heard, bro.
>>8318109
That the Twerp is gone and now there is no one to protect his pikachu
>>8318119
dude his pika is dead too
>>8318128
I knew Ash was dead, but, like, I didn't know that his Pikachu went with him.
Pouring one out for a brother 'chu.
hey everybody
hows it going
>>8318128
>>8318150
I don't know, there have been rumours about a pikachu matching his pikachus description hanging around Sinoh
and what I have heard on the Grapevine was that the twerp died but his pikachu ran off somewhere
>>8317008
>>8317000
>Turtle chode
>A turtle penis is the size of the turtles body
>1.4 feet
>I wouldn't do "it" with her either way wtf anon?
>I'm not going to do that
>>8318095
JESSIE!
>>8318270
>Vee flops on vapey
Helloh.
>>8318273
I dunno.
I'd go with a "if there's no body they're not dead yet" attitude knowing them.
That Pikachu could still be alive, who knows, but wherever he is he's laying low.
Also, I wouldn't go looking around Mt. Coronet. My Hiker buddy said he found a bunch of skeletons in the tunnels, and bugged out of there.
>>8318359
Spooky, dude.
>>8318348
How's it going?
I think someone crashed on our couch last night
I tried to get Shiny to not be creepy to them but uh
That didn't work out, couldn't distract 'em
His loss
>>8318383
>Cocoa shrugs.
Yeah, saw 'em. The uh... I think they were a Steel-type? Bunch of metal blades?
But yeah, I'm doing fine. ...I mean... my hip hurts some, but at this point that's just normal.
>>8318359
Human skeletons or pokemon skeletons?
>A Car pulls in withhttps://youtu.be/uZS0WIQI7UU playing really loudly
>it drops off a package at Joes house and leaves
>A lifetime membership to free Mexican food, an international free drink card (in other words use it you get FREE beer), and a Sombrero are given to Joe
>There is a note
"For my best bud"
PS- "good luck getting that psycho gremlin"
-SF
>>8318412
Yeah
I dunno if they were with Frankies job or not
They didn't break anything or eat all the fishy sticks so everythings ok
Hmmm
Do you wanna go explore today?
>>8318466
Human, and he says there were, like, maybe a dozen-ish. Could be as few as half that or as many as double that, he was freaking out pretty hard.
I wonder what happened to have that many people just bite it at once?
>>8318510
...I wouldn't mind exploring a bit. Kinda getting bored just sitting around here, anyways.
I mean... I can't really do it on my own...
>>8318534
Must have been participants in that dumb "Where in the world is Blue" game. These fujoshits will not be missed.
>>8318550
Hold on and we can see the sights here
I bet there's plenty of fun stuff to visit
>Vapey: try to get Cocoa onto back for ride around town
>>8318631
>Cocoa is by now an expert on how to ride the backs of eeveelutions, as well as that of a certain ninetales.
>...Besides, she's already on Vapey's back.
>>8318571
I thought that too at first.
Pretty sure that Mt. Coronet wasn't one of the locations though. Not yet anyway.
I'm morbidly curious now.
Should I go investigate, or will that just lead to me joining them?
>>8318665
It was the last location, now they're harassing guards and archaeologists at Sinjoh.
>>8318641
Adventure!
Wheee!
>And away they go, seeing the sights in Castelia!
>People occasionally look over at the two.
>>8318741
>Not much to see
>Just a vee riding a vaporeon, both look rather happy
>Move along
>Cocoa's eyes look around at the sights. Castelia's a big place with a lot of people, after all. Lotta stuff to look at.
>It's up to Vapey where they end up going- after all, Cocoa's not telling her where to go.
>>8318723
Nice. You think they left anything down there worth retrieving?
Pokeballs, meds, shit like that?
>>8318780
Huh, there's a really nice cafe nearby
Wanna listen to some nice music and people watch a little?
Maybe we can even get some cocoa, Cocoa~
>>8318783
I'm going to guess not much unless you're into Blue dakimakuras
>>8318839
>Cocoa the vee giggles at that.
Sounds good. I'd say lead the way, but I'm riding, not following...
>Cocoa smiles wide from her perch on Vapey's back, her tail wagging.
So apparently the house I'm tasked with watching over got broke into last night when I fell asleep boss is gonna be pissed.
>>8318886
>Upbeat jazzy music, and lots of "awww"s.
>Forgot money at home, darn.
>Vapey puts on a cute face and tries to charm freebies out of one of the locals....
i wish i was dead
>>8318899
Speak of the devil he just asked for a report, time to get my ass chewed out for not being awake when the break-in occurred
>>8318899
You security, or on stakeout?
Oh, and can I ask if the boss is an old guy who likes suits, beard wax and booze even older than he is?
>>8318899
>>8318956
This would not have happened if you had asked for assistance from a Porygon.
>>8318935
>Vee checks her mane to see if she has her own wallet full of cash to pay with- rolling last post number for that result
>She also tries the cute act herself- rolling second-to-last post number for that result
>>8318958
Stakeout of sorts, somebody interested in a house full of Eeveelutions for some reason and no my boss is some guy barely older than me who hates alcohol
>>8318973
>upload vikalewds.zip
>>8319010
(Fine guess I'll just fuck off then?)
>>8319010
Would you prefer us to bore ourselves with endless comfyposting?
>>8318986
Dude I have advice.
Call in sick.
Shit's not worth it.
>>8319010
(I'm looking for a good time to kill off my last not-personal-scale antag desu)
>>8318978
>The cute act gets pets but not free stuff.
>Cocoa has some change on hand, yay!
>Hot chocolate get!
>>8319010
(Who all do we have as antags right now...?)
>>8319054
>Pets AND hot chocolate!?
>Happy vee noises ensue.
>Vee proceeds to happily sip hot cocoa while watching the humans.
>>8319010
You're not wrong.
But then again more plot never hurt anyone as long as it's handled well.
>>8319021
Nah senpai hang around.
>>8319022
Comfy can lead into plot, not everything has to be evil bad dudes doing evil bad dude stuff.
>>8319067
Like, MCD, Mask guys I think, lowkey Zibel and co., can't think of anyone else atm.
>>8319038
Mind telling me why?
>>8319106
(Do Zibel and Co. count as pure antags, really? They're as much PCs as they are antags.
I'm saying that mainly because I play as the baby oshawott and he doesn't really fit the bill of antag)
>>8319067
MaskGM's cabal is active
MCD is dying off, their player actively wants to pursue a closing arc with their one remaining leader
Fishsail is fairly antagonistic but isn't "lol evil"
Scarfgrunt has a broken moral compass but is more a shitposter than anything else having defected from MCD
Oh, and the trainer for House of Eeveelutions has a bitch sister trying to fuck with him but that's a threat to one specific group
>>8319116
( MCD has been thoroughly curbstomped and I feel like it would be in-character for their last leader to try some desperate last gambit to secure his own safety if not his continued indulgent lifestyle. )
( Expect his death to be hubris-based )
>>8319140
(Question was IC)
>>8319116
>>8319151
(derp)
My old boss tried to fuck with them, his partner wanted that Ninetales dead for some reason.
There was a whole lotta dead alright, entire Kanto field ops division got killed over that shit because "muh fashion" and "muh sunk costs".
>>8319123
I said lowkey for a reason, they haven't done too much honestly.
>>8319202
The Ninetales that hangs out with the Sylveon right? He seems strong but an entire field ops division... I'm lucky this is just a fact finding mission at the moment.
>>8319471
Level eighty-something by now, I think, and the field guys mostly sent 'mons in the fifties.
It didn't help that the field guys tried to get personally involved and then ended up as extra-crispy-barbecue.
>>8319471
(Wew time for more antags.)
>>8319517
(Whatever I come here to relax and not worry about shit I'll think of something else to do that won't offend your desired comfy posting)
>>8319471
Mes oreilles brûlent
>>8319088
>Nice music, nice locals, and delicious cocoa.
>This is the life.
Good trip so far Cocoa?
I'd offer to take you swimming but I don't think the docks would be good for that
A pool or a beach would be better
>>8319555
(This is a slow as fuck reply but whatever.)
(You're allowed to antagpost if you want, just like everyone else. Don't let one guy get to you.)
>>8319688
(This isn't the first time I've been shit on in the thread by anon(s) and frankly I'm growing tired of it)
anybod know how get unbanned from meowth fancy forums?? i was not done sharing the truth???
>>8319741
Proxy up son
>>8319720
( GM here, we have at least one dedicated shitposter who spends as much time trying to kill threads as the GMs do participating in them. Also, well, a fair segment of /trash/ resents our longevity. I was interested in seeing where you were going with the arc though. )
(I think instead of just havimg 500 antagonstsantagonsts runnimg around it would be more interesting if theygave people more things to do. Like maskGM...)
>>8319803
(Because it seems like all antags are focused in Unova with frankiesail...)
>>8319811
(Like the new person... Mask GM... And MC&D)
(All have gone after frankiesail...)
>>8319667
Mhm.
...I uh, I'm not sure how good I'd be at swimming though...
>Continue sipping cocoa and enjoying herself.
>>8319811
(I had the Multi-personality porygon, and planned for him to be an antag, but couldn't think of a good way to do it.)
>>8319811
( I know of one antag targeting Frankiesail in particular. Mask GM was trying to be inclusive and was IC pointed at them by their personal-level antag. MC&D will not target Frankiesail again. Also, characters being clustered in Unova is a known issue which needs to be addressed. If you have any feedback on how to resolve that I'm open to advice. )
>>8319843
Its OK
I won't push for anything you're not comfy with
hmmm, speaking of comfy, I have another idea
I bet we could find a great groomer around here
Or get Frankie to take a break from work instead
>>8319768
OK I get proxy thing dad
in just a moment
i has impornant business to do first
hello lady in the sonata cafe yes your novel is going be great ok concentrate nevermind the croissant
>>8320005
( drink for bird )
>>8319857
(Honestly, the big problem is that most of the "big-ticket players on the field", like Frankie, John, Streambro, Policefag, Orrefag, ect., are on the same team or are allied together. Which means they all want to be in the same place, or are logically going to move each other closer to themselves when one gets into trouble and needs to move out of the region.
But at the same time, we do have other characters in other locations- like the S.S. Libra and Failsail Keep in Orre.)
>>8319985
...I wouldn't mind seeing a groomer myself.
>Vee finishes her hot cocoa.
...Although, uh... I think I'm out of money.
>Rolling for if Cocoa used the last of her cash for the hot chocolate
>>8320022
(Another thing I've noticed is the fish crew hasnt had any police forces or anything come after it maybe Mask GM can help with that?)
>>8320170
(Fishsail hasn't had any action at all in over a week, period)
>>8320170
(Well, at the moment they're in Orre. AKA No Police Land.)
>>8319010
you have a problem? Tell me what it is anon. let's talk.
dont reply to this post
>>8320341
dont tell me what to do
>>8320341
:^)
sandslash is for getting smothered by bugs
slash is for having eggs laid in his chest cavity
>>8320022
( Policefag's the easiest to solve, as I can see very easy ways to either nerf the shit out of him and move him out of Region, or have his uneasy alliance with the others collapse. )
( Frankie could be sent to a new Region too, although having his allegiance change might be more difficult. He could go independent, but active hostilities to the other power-players might be harder to justify IC)
( John is high-profile but honestly most of his big-ticket-ness is because he's been lucky as hell and generally too fucking stubborn to die. Him getting into a fight with his bosses/coworkers might be interesting though. )
>Sandslash is lying down under the covers in the captain's room, trying not to think lewd thoughts
>>8320048
Hmm
Next time, OK?
>Snug 'vee, and head home
>>8320445
(John and Streambro going insane because of Arceus' Wine when?)
>>8320506
hopefully never
>>8320493
Bonjour Vapey, vous et Coco avez-vous fait une bonne sortie?
>>8320477
>Yanmaga is near him, abdomen in full view
>>8320591
We had a great time out, thanks Sylvie!
I, um, you were asking how our trip went right?
I dont speak Kalosian dialect except for what I've picked up from romantic comedies
>>8320627
Oui
>>8320477
>A voice calls from the wind.
"Just imagine her in her panties, you'll do great, sport."
>>8320633
Why is the pink dog speaking that way?
>>8320657
Bonjour mignon chien pic comme vous ĂȘtes aujourd'hui
>>8320601
>lewd thoughts intensify
>Sandslash rolls over next to Yanmega and gives her a kiss
Hey, Yanmega.
Are you awake?
>>8320657
she got hit on the head and now can only speak in kalosian