HG thread
The most unoriginal OP to ever exist because I'm a lazy fuck edition
>>8294336
is that a BAD thing?
I'm a faggot, fuck shit
First.
Remember to join the winning faction. You'll get to have a fun time with Ringabel if you join.
I'm going to court Entoma.
>>8294373 (Magnet Bomber)
Calm down, dearie! There's no need for this violence right now, especially due to being out of the Arena!
>>8294276
Lord Ainz is resting right now, but I'll be sure to tell him that you wish to speak with him.
>>8294304
You use to know him? That's news to me, he has been doing fine lately. He has been running around all of Nazarick trying to make sure we're in top order and that Demiurge is creating ample amounts of troops.
>>8294338
That'd be up to Lord Ainz to decide then. I'm merely one of his guardians to protect The Tomb of Nazarick.
Are we gonna start, how many tributes are their gonna be?
>>8294365
There are others who have a better record than him. He was the same genius who thought it was a good idea to invade Russia, and you see how that went.
>>8294334
>most unorigional OP
>puts in more than usual for these hours
>>8294394
Matt. Did I win?
>>8294385
Idk, depends
>>8294373 (magnet bomber)
>The mocking voice speaks from seemingly nowhere.
Watch it, man. You're a LITTLE too close to BLOWING UP. :^)
>>8294376
As if a pathetic Slavic dog could ever hope to control anything. What's wrong, cranky because you had to go without food this week?
>>8294398
>>8294427
Careful now, he might have a short fuse
>>8294423
Depends on what?
>>8294427
>Rips your head off and devours it.
>>8294335(Tank girl!)
Why wouldn't you want to date a robot? Especially with how cool he is! Ummmm, Paula don't know the answer to that but she thinks the answer is no. Is that right?
>>8294377(Shark boy!)
He is pretty cute. Like very cute! Paula will have to think long and har- deal!
>>8294431
Well look what we've got here, so, you and your nazi friends been slaughtering innocents at all lately?
>>8294357
I don't know I'm not a damned appraiser. Though considering the kind of things I've found here probably a decent chunk.
Also, I'm preeeetty sure I just signed with another group.
>>8294365
At the very least this should make an amusing story.
There a name I should know this group by?
>>8294404
That's very sweet of him to allow you to protect something like that. A little boy such as yourself needs this kind of role in order to grow up strong and independent!
>>8294333
Maybe... okay...
>>8294337
I don't know! I have to want it. I don't spend my time thinking about how to get myself to want strangers to touch me. I'm too busy with studying.
>>8294444
It just depends on how you look at it m8.
>>8294431
Says the cyka whose "thousand year Reich" got destroyed in a decade.
>>8294452
No accounting for taste, I guess....
And exactly! He's about as damn laid-back as it gets, so stop freaking out, would you?
>>8294403
>Slowly calms down for about a second
>>8294427
>>8294441
>Immediately starts screaming and smashing furniture in the lobby in impotent rage, tossing explosives in every direction and basically losing his little shit
>>8294453
There is no such thing as innocence with those wretches, only varying degrees of guilt. Even so, there is no price not worth paying to secure the Fatherland!
>>8294394
>tfw no one checks my digits
>>8294404
Sounds like he's got his hands full down there.
>>8294409
There's always somebody better. Regardless I'm happy to have his support.
>>8294454
We call ourselves WARHOUND. It's definitely provocative enough, everyone seems to want a piece of us lately.
>>8294338
>She spends several minutes studying the map.
Hmm, These markings...I recognize some of them, mostly from ancient Egyptian ruins and some of these look Assyrian as well. This place is a lot older than I thought...a lot older. What dangers did you face to get map this?
>>8294458
Little boy? I'm a girl. I'm a girl damnit!
>>8294487
He's always busy but he makes time for us in his infinite wisdom.
>>8294441
Lucky for you that's what I am.
>>8294477
>loli nazis
M-muh heart! Hnnnggg!
>>8294477
Well, considering the war crimes you've commuted, I'd say you and the rest of your army are somewhere near the top of the whole guilt level.
>>8294476
>Centipedes erupt out from her kimono and rush out catching the furniture bits and bombs that fly near her redirecting them back at the little angry fuse.
>>8294495
>Ainz
>Smart
Aura, I...
>>8294452
I'm glad you've seen it our way, Paula!
>Souda kissus paula before scampering off somewhere, giggling as if he made a multimillion dollar deal
>>8294498
Then I'll eat you.
>>8294476
>Muffet watches the spectacle unfold, slightly startled and scared, as human blood drips from her two fangs.
>>8294511
Hnnnggg!
>also, do not go too lewd pls. Ty
>>8294467
So if I think is a good thing, is going to be a good thing?
>>8294487
Then good luck if Rush B breaks into your doorstep
>>8294454
You can switch out anytime if you want.
>>8294515
So how do we deal with it? I say we burn her alive as an example.
>>8294498
Your a Turk?
>>8294535
Yes
>>8294533
Try again on hga
>>8294533
Wait what
>>8294527
w-wait no, we can talk about this.
>>8294495
>She shares a brief chuckle and exhales an accompanying plume of smoke
Good old Papa Bones.
>>8294539
We'll resist and bite. Just like 9th Company!
>>8294533
Good job deleting your post.
>>8294445
>>8294476
>suddenly, a wormhole pops out of nowhere and from it steps down the owner of the mysterious voice: child prodigy, vidya champion and the laziest kid to ever have existed: Merak!
Aw, come on, man. Don't tell me a little joke like that actually upsets you.
>>8294515
This coming from followers of the incompetent dog who's idiotic policies starved more of his own citizens than we could ever hope to kill? When your pathetic communist state crumbles, and it will, then you have a definite backup job as a comedian!
>>8294529
>That's the extent of what I have desu.
>>8294549
Hurray...?
>>8294539
Oh yes, very good idea comerad, fire causes lots of pain, lots of it. We got gasoline and a lighter ready?
Lurkers come out
F
>>8294533
>>8294555
>quoting yourself after deleating your own post
>>8294575
Shouldn't you be fucking dead?
>>8294571
He even brought me a giant hamster to terrorize once. He told me I wasn't allowed to skin it but to train it against mental attacks by scaring it into thinking I was.
>>8294543
Do you think this is some kind of joke?
>>8294487
Catchy. That's the trend of most groups I've seen so far here.
>>8294539
I know, I wanna see how this goes though. For shits and giggles and stuff.
Right, well it's been fun boys and girls. I'll back here for more fun sometime soon. Later.
>>8294584
What's up, anon?
>>8294519
>Holds up little fists as bombs stop and magnetize to nearest metal objects instead, screaming as they go off and send shrapnel raining down instead, glaring at the centipede thing and pulling out more
YOU WANNA TEST ME RIGHT NOW LADY?
>>8294528
I TOLD THEM I WAS IN A BAD MOOD AND THEY KEPT PUSHING ME. THEY ASKED FOR THIS.
>>8294575
WHAT DO YOU WANT!?
>Hears "little" again
>Throws the bombs meant for the centipede girl at him instead
>>8294582
>pulls out small lighter
Yes, I not have gasoline. Listen to her, she says that her pathetic Reich will outlast the motherland, she is even ignorant that Stalin is why we don't have food.
>>8294598
Bye Boba
>>8294575
Hm? And who might you be, with such grand an entrance?
>>8294606
Calm down, dearie, or you may blow up the place entirely!
>>8294606
That was your fault for not minding your own business.
>Her voice turns gravely
BUT if you wanna play.
>>8294584
For what purpose should I?
>>8294584
>>8294491
The usual dangers. Nothing to get scared over, but...
You've heard of a Darkbeast Paarl? It's hard to explain what it is, but for the sake of making this sound easy, we'll call it a mad skeleton dog. That, along with some other ghoulish looking creatures, haunt the grounds closest to what I call the "end point"
>Amami points to the part of the barriers surrounding the area on the map
Not only that, but this place is pretty much a haunting ground. People who have once come here that are now dead reside here. Jud Fry was one of many names I've read on the graves scattered around the outer region. As to whether or not they're friendly spirits or malicious ones, well...we'll just have to find out, won't we?
>>8294495
Oh my! Please forgive me! I'm not used to talking with children that look...different. My sisters and brothers usually look somewhat close to the gender they were assigned at birth. I'll make a mental note to not forget this, so please don't be mad.
>>8294635
>kissu
>>8294584
: l
>>8294633
I want to kissu you.
>kissus
>>8294595
You guys weaponized hamsters? No shit, my boss did the same thing in Africa!
>>8294598
Sure. They've gotta advertise right? That's just how the game is played. Personally I wish it was more about blasting one another but what can you do huh?
>>8294334
Are we doing submissions I submit Lizard Wizard
>>8294584
>Baki promptly steps from the shadows.
Good evening everyone, how's it hanging?
>>8294588
>implying things on the internet because there's so little cost in being utterly fucking wrong and so little to gain in sctually being correct
If you're lurking come on out. I need to know how big to make the game.
>>8294639
Here, right next to my brother you can tell the difference between our genders.
>She hands him a photo.
>>8294649
It's name is Hamtaro
>>8294644
heh, pervert!
Back into the shadows I go...
>>8294648
Human displays of affection... I'm not sure if I like it or not.
>>8294671
He's a chunky little guy isn't he? The heck are you guys feeding him?
>>8294577
Comedian dose sound like a good job, but I'll stick with being a Russian hero instead. You don't even have proof at all to support your claims. Also,we didn't trick people into thinking the wrong ideals.
>>8294618
I agree, this woman is insane, we might not have gas, but I hear alchole can also conduct fire.
>>8294475
My eyes heard that! He's cool and nice which makes him an A++! But Rika's right. Paula's just being stupid and over-dramatic again.
>>8294523
For now on, Paula's a guy!
>She giggles as she gets the kiss. Soon wiping it away when he scampers off.
Thank you, shark boy! If only he was cuter.
>>8294667
At least as big as my dick that I shoved in your mother last night.
>>8294707
We have an entire forest for him to run around in on the fifth floor of the great tomb.
>>8294584
>>8294606
>Merak, unfazed, opens a wormhole to catch the bombs and redirects them towards Magnet Bomber.
Aw, don't tell me you actually got this mad over a joke. I mean, it was supposed to be funny.
>>8294619
I'm Merak, mighty super genius child prodigy and all that stuff. You know the drill.
And you are?
>>8294590
>this is HG. Canon doesn't matter shit.
>>8294721
Alright then
Give me two tributes
So does a 36 sound good?
>>8294730
Ok... Just as long as I don't have to go through your stage again, you can stay.
>>8294736
Your mother begged me to do that as well.
>>8294739
Yeah
>>8294667
uhhh
>>8294716
I don't think he's anything special, but you bet your ass I'm right. What've you even been doing, anyhow?
>>8294736
RIka
>>8294584
>pokes head out of trash can
>looks around
>goes back in
>>8294671
Your brother...
He looks like a girl. Even more-so than I do. What's the meaning of this? Are you trying to trick people like me, or do you like dressing up as the opposite sex?
>>8294656
>implying implications that I'm implicating shit.
Implicate this, bitch!
>>8294739
I don't know, what did your mother sound like last night while I was banging her?
>>8294619
I'LL BLOW UP THIS ENTIRE LOBBY IF IT MEANS I'LL KILL THOSE PUN MAKING PESTS. I'M VENTING.
>>8294631
I'LL TAKE YOU DOWN WITH THOSE ANONS INSECT.
>Pulls out another bomb and magnetizes it
>>8294730
>Screams in frustration as he has to waste it to blow up these ones too, standing in place and twitching as everything around him is burnt to shit
I. Am. Not. LITTLE.
>>8294713
>opens a vodka bottle and inserts a rag into it so that it touches the liquid, while a good amount of the rag is sticking out to light on fire
Here comrade, Do the honors.
>>8294725
That's it?
He's not going to get any bigger is he? Might as well start training bobcats or something.
>>8294667
Here.
>>8294769
These are my normal clothes, and those are his normal clothes.
>>8294756
>Bottom left
Why did she lie?
>>8294784
Hamtaro is bigger than Albedo, but just short of being the same size of Cocytus.
>>8294789
in the name of art
>>8294739
Sounds great.
guys souda died
>>8294739
Paula thinks 13 is a better number! What is this for again?
>>8294755
Even if that were true, there are guys less special than him. Paula's been doing it all! Relaxing, fighting, playing piano, lots of things! She was doing so much that she had to sleep for a week!
>>8294774
>Seals fly out of her kimono and wrap around the bomb defusing it as it rolls past her.
I don't have time to play with toys I need to observe others.
>>8294639
This is actually getting me pumped up! Just think about it, we could be the first ones to dig up something amazing! And these spirits? We could learn so much from them, stuff no history book can teach you! Just thinking about all this is making me super excited, man if only my dad were here to see this...
>Her expression changes from a kid in a candy store to a depressive one
...he'd love it.
>>8294776
>Takes lighter
Sure, For the motherland
>Lights nazi up
>>8294733
Post your fucking avatar
I bet you're Beruka
>>8294804
Implying that he isn't going to Ireland right now to shoot him.
>>8294804
Dod he kill himself after hearing I fucked his mother and that he'll be having a brother who will out perform him in every way?
>>8294730
You may call me Muffet, dearie. Pleasure to meet you, ahuhuhu~!
>>8294774
You could just politely ask them to stop! Goodness gracious!
>>8294835
I'd pay to go to Ireland and spend a day with Bolin. I'd shoot him at the end of it but hey all the cool stuff I did in Ireland on his money.
>>8294830
>Quite a few of us
W E W
E
W
>>8294835
>>8294851
Hell, I'd do all that and fuck his mother while I'm there.
>>8294835
Oh shit.
I-I'm scared.
>>8294846
Nah.
>>8294851
I'm not as bad in person as I am in thread. Of course, I'm best boyo in DMs.
>>8294851
>his money
The fuck are you gonna do with his allowance? Get a hamburger?
Tjat wont even cover the ammo, let alone getting a gun in Ireland!
>>8294863
>cool stuff to do
>to do
Do his mother
i want to fuck Blaytman
>I know the name of most 2hus even though I never watched/read/played that shit
Is this what HG does to people?
>>8294869
kys kid
>>8294871
The answer is simple. Fuck his mother and make her pay for it.
>>8294819
Beautiful. Spasibo chuvak. Anyway, how has your night been comrade? Has been good yes?
>>8294871
>Implying I don't just take a gun, steal a plane and fly to Ireland
I'm going to kill a dude anyways, might as well stack on charges while I'm at it.
>>8294830
Whoever this was, thanks. What you just did was the equivalent of feeding a stray animal.
>>8294787
But he's wearing a skirt. Or, at least I think it's a skirt. Maybe I'm getting the both of you mixed up. Are you sure you're not the one that looks like a girl?
>>8294818
>Amami notices her sudden change in mood and tries not to let it get him down as well
That doesn't mean you can't love it for him. He'd be happy to see how happy you are, Leo. Think of it as you living out his dream for him.
>Amami rolls the map back up and tucks it away safe and sound
But that's not why we're doing this. We have to get you out of this place so you can find your mother. Luckily for you, I've already mapped out a safe route for us to travel on. You won't have to worry about the beasts finding up and tearing us to shreds.
>>8294876
Blyatman is of pure. Do not sexual him
I'm not sure I feel Soviet is out savior for killing discord or if he's still killing us.
>>8294849
I TOLD YOU I WAS IN A BAD MOOD.
>Just throws a bomb at the last piece of furniture still in one piece and lets it explode
The furniture here sucks too. I feel better knowing I got rid of it.
>>8294774
Jeez, man. Calm down.
I apologize if it means that much to you.
>>8294849
Muffet, huh?
Cool name I guess.
>yawns
So, when is the next game starting?
>>8294896
I look more like a girl then he does. Look at my bangs compared to his blunt bangs.
>>8294667
eh bby
>>8294888
I already did. I also did your mother as well. Call her. Tell her you love her, because she loves my d more.
>>8294891
They would've stacked rape on me too if your mother didn't enjoy it so much.
>>8294880
Yes. Accept the tuhu. Welcome the tuhu. BE THE TUHU! Mwuahahahahaha!
>>8294880
Yep. Didn't know a lot of crap before coming here. I got this place to thank for getting me in a few series.
>>8294880
>tfw only seen like 2 anime before HG now I've seen 40 and pretend to be anime girls on 4chan
You got off easy brother.
>>8294900
What are you on about comrade anon?
>>8294568
>nigga didn't even deliver
What a gay
Should I just make this a 48?
>>8294814
I guess you're right....
Wait, you didn't actually sleep for an entire week, right?
>>8294880
>Yeah. I didn't have interest in 2hu before HG either. And my favorite before that from what few I knew was Youmu.
>>8294881
kys kid
>>8294888
i wanna die
>>8294921
Your mother thanked me for getting her into my dick last night while I was fucking her.
>>8294926
I'll fuck your mother so she can forget how ashamed she is at her son.
>>8294885
My night has been fine so far, the usual, fighting crime around the clock, hang around bar, hang in streets with other comerads. Nights been treating me well.
>>8294876
Oh..................
(Has no words)
>>8294942
If you feel it's necessary.
>>8294902
...Are you done, dearie?
>>8294909
It seems as though one is starting quite soon. You seem quite eager to get blood on your hands, no?
>>8294942
>40 UID, so yes.
>>8294917
Calm down with the low-effort shitposting, gookman.
>>8294910
Oh! So...
Gosh, this is really embarrassing. Please don't let Mr. Ainz know of this. He might not like me after he hears how daft I'm being at the moment.
>>8294944
And now you're like, 97% of the tuhu avas.
>golf claps
Making it a 24 just in case
>>8294876
Well I want to fuck the Titanic, but not all dreams come true Anon.
>>8294978
So are we starting or what?
>>8294972
He won't mind it's only me and Mare that'll care.
>>8294966
Stop liking what I don't like?
You'd like my dick too if you were your own mother.
>>8294989
>No pic
It's a bait game Anon
>>8294977
>I only use Rika and Kurumi now, actually. Even took Futo off my list and put her in the ava orphanarium.
>>8294876
i want to fuck the engineer scientist autist, the crimson autist, the dragon autist, and the table fucking autist, but I'll never have that, will i?
>>8295002
How do you know he's not gay for your McDickin?
>>8295020
WTF are you on Anon?
>>8295037
Some good shit? I want some of what he has!
>>8294584
I awaken!
>>8294999
I'll be sure to make it up to you both one day. I'll buy you snacks or a boat or something. Whatever it is you demon kids like nowadays.
>>8295020
You sure do like little girls don't you, you sick fuck
>>8294963
>Panting and looking at the mess he made of the lobby
Yes. I feel better now.
>>8294909
G-Good. You'd better apologize! You're lucky my bad mood has subsided for now. Who are you anyways?
>>8295009
When does the real game start?
>>8294896
>Leo's eyes begin to tear up and she suddenly hugs him
Thank you...thank you so much! For everything! This is the most anyone has ever done for me!
>>8295062
>Rinoah out of left field
Ily
Give me 48 for a game. This may take a while due to the whole no mouse and no tools.
-Keep names short
-No duplicates
-Have patience, refer to above as to why
-Have fun
>>8294926
>40
>tfw 200+ anime on MAL
>>8295088
Reigen Arataka
>>8295088
Rubick
>>8295088
Nrvnqsr Chaos
>>8295088
Magnet Bomber
>>8295088
Maria and Harusame
>>8295088
Suzumi Hetza
>>8295088
Sean Fucking Your Mother Connery
>>8295026
Oh please. I'm a Burger King gentleman.
>>8295088
Kim Pine
>>8295088
Oroborus Dragon God Ophis
>>8295088
AJ Styles
>>8295088
Baki
>>8295088
Mirai
>>8295088
Kosaku Kawajiri
>>8295088
Ririchiyo
>>8295088
Leo
>>8295088
Agrias Oaks
>>8295088
Blyatman, Earth's greatest hero
>>8295088
Red Riding Hood
>>8295020
Creep.
>>8295088
Rika
>>8295088
Carlos
>>8295088
Siegfried
>>8295088
Merak
>>8295064
^
>>8295088
Buff Muffet
>>8295088
Lum!
>>8295088
Ursula-sensei
>>8295088
Sylvie Paula Paula
>>8294944
Paula really needed to recharge after all that she did! It felt like a week at least. Rika must have done it at least once! She looks so busy in her outfit!
>>8295088
Amami Rantaro
>>8295088
Mother
>>8295088
Vic Viper
>>8295088
Kawaii Muslim Girl
>>8295088
Sophitia
>>8295088
Mara
>>8295088
Soviet
>>8295088
Varg
>>8295088
Diavolo
>>8295088
Late go
>>8295088
MagnetMan.EXE
>>8295138
>unbuffs the muff
>>8295088
Kris
>>8295088
C.C.
>>8295088
Uriko Nonomura
>>8295088
Elma Jouii
>>8295088
Akane Yagyu
>>8295088
Abomination
>>8295088
Not Gloria
>>8295088
Yukine
>>8295082
>pats
>>8295088
Mitsurugi
>>8295088
Araragi
>>8295064
Good, although that aggression may have been needed in the game. A bit late for that now, though! Ahuhuhu~!
>>8295088
Muffet
>>8295177
>kissu
>>8295088
Mercedes Benz CLK GTR
>>8295088
Lord Enel
>>8294819
>Dodges the molitov because she's a moving target and not a stationary vehicle
>>8295159
>ALLAHU ACKBAR!!!
>>8295020
>Whats wrong with you?
>>8295088
Owain!
>>8295211
And the world continues to turn.
>>8295177
I love you CC
>>8295137
Merak? Odd name. I'm Magnet Bomber.
>>8295210
I can cause more damage when I can concentrate on what I'm throwing bombs at anyways.
>>8295088
Senshougahara
hg rp may be extremely cringy as fuck
but believe me
you haven't fucking seen Twitter rp at all
Late to the shot but see you all later. I've got some upgrades to make to my equipment.
>>8295247
Not all at once, now.
>>8295159
Remove Kebab.
>>8295264
Well, only children do that. That and Facebook/Youtube RP. They're kinda excused from it.
>>8295138
>>8295173
...Thank you, dearie. Highly appreciated.
>>8295248
How many of those do you even have, dearie? it seemed to me you threw dozens in your rage.
>>8295159
No such thing exists under Islam. Such a woman would be stoned to death in the middle east.
>>8295220
Oh, I see how this is gonna be
>Pulls out Kalashnikov
So, you either surrender and face punishment for your crimes, or we do this the hard way cyka. Your choice.
>>8295264
>rping
>on Twatter of all places
For what purpose
>>8295079
>Amami's caught off guard by the sudden embrace but returns the favor by hugging her back
Don't get emotional over this just yet. There's still a slight chance we could get ambushed. We were speaking of this out loud, and knowing some of the others that frequent this place...just as long as you know how dangerous this can be, I guess.
>Amami breaks the embrace and walk away from her to retrieve something
Since you most likely don't have any equipment with you, I took the privilege of backing two backpacks for us. They'll have everything we need to get you there safe and sound.
>he walks back towards her and gives her the pink backpack
Are you ready?
>>8295264
>Twitter rp
>>8295264
>dumb weeb girl I used to know had ~20 different twitter roleplay accounts
Believe me, I have. We're a bunch of autismal fucks for sure, but those fucking people
>>8295235
welcome back
>>8295264
I'd rather die again than see that
show bolin that though so maybe he will go away
>>8295274
See ya later Roke
>>8295283
nah mate
facebook/youtube rp as common as fuck, so that's excusable
but that's not the same for twitter
>>8295293
>Twatter
I kek'd hard
>>8295310
Oh, I'm not Hoshi.
He just gave me his folder.
>>8295310
>>8295303
She does not existed as far as I am concerned.
>>8295293
Because their minds would shatter trying to rp more than 3 posts here.
>>8295344
who's hoshi, I was talking to C.C
>>8295088
Kuroyuri
>>8295344
>Oh, I'm not Hoshi
>yfw hoshi kept at least one of his folders and used the "gave them all to newfags" thing as an alibi
>>8295289
As many as I need. Bombers can make them out of thin air. I can also magnetize them and make them track opponents.
tell me /trash/fags, why do you still here?
>>8295370
>>8295379
Ignore those voices at once.
Is anybody gonna show Hoshi's """"""""""friends""""""""" the letter he wrote or nah?
>>8295377
I want to give Kuroyuri a firm handshake.
>>8295088
Fujiwara no Mokou
>>8295395
>Because this and anime are the only things I want in my life
>>8295404
Please be my Evangelion
>>8295395
>why do you still here?
Now that's one hell of a question, anon.
>>8295404
The long one with tear stains on it?
>>8295388
yeah he can't fool anyone here
>>8294939
boi u dum
>>8295404
Oh, don't worry. He wrote us letters too.
We're his Kimchi <3
>>8295407
Would you wish for it?
>>8295088
Akane Owari
(Not sure if im late)
>>8295404
Give us some sick Hoshi burns you ebin memer
>>8295388
It's just like Hoshi said :O
This place attacks newfags on sight!
>>8295404
>who cares, just another thing for the pile.
>>8295456
You said nice things about Russian drinks. I can swap you in for my seat if you want,
>>8295389
I can only hope one of them does not find me.
>>8295395
>'Cause it's fun.
>>8295274
Paula would've given you her spot! Buh bye cutie!
>>8295395
Are you forgetting a word or is Paula just that stupid?
>Because it's fun.
>>8295431
Oh Asuka chan. Please forsake real life so we can have god tier rp forever and ever
>>8295444
Unless there's a more hilarious one, yup.
>>8295450
Is he as much of a creepy sperglord irl as he is online? Tell me about his irl rp.
>>8295389
That sounds interesting. Is it like a Septima?
I mean, like some special superpower only you have?
Back at home, there was this buff dude with magnetic powers that could also pull other superpowered people.
>>8295465
I dunno LF and Adachi might give him a run for his money XDDDD
>>8295297
>Leo quickly wipes away her tears and grabs the backpack
Always! And if anyone tries anything funny, well you let me handle it! This isn't my first rodeo. Now times a wasting!
>>8295492
sure. Thanks fampai.
>>8295513
Don't forget about Junko
>yfw hoshi's "friends" here are just Hoshi because if he was as hurt by this place as he claimed to be, why would he direct friends here? Also, considering the litany of problems he clearly has, would he even have friends?
>>8295511
Very good. You seem to have a fascination with it.
>hit bump limit without even hosting a game
What is taking that faggot so long?
>>8295511
Delivered. Btw, nice job the other day putin down the loli fuckers in erp.
>>8295533
10/10 theory
https://youtu.be/hAAlDoAtV7Y
It's good to be back in the spotlight.
>not hoshi
>>8295533
Because muh empire!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! muh games!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! muh /hga/!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>8295520
It is best way to say thanks to someone with good taste in drinks
>>8295566
>What is M A N U A L
Kys nigger.
>>8295533
If not sooner or later his """""""""friends""""""""" will find out what a fucking retard he really is.
>>8295571
All in a days work my man.
>>8295537
It deserves intense study by psychiatric hospitals around the globe
>>8295395
>Because it's fun.
>>8295150
Sheesh.... And no, I can't stand sitting still, screw that!
...And my clothes are PRACTICAL, okay?
>>8295338
That's my tribute, asshole.
>>8295584
>that filename
God I miss counter strike. Famas master race!
Why call me an egomaniac and then shower me with attention?
>>8295494
I mean, unless you're carrying metal on you I don't think it'd really follow too well. Not that it'd need to follow, if it blew up it'd still be pretty bad.
>>8295512
What the heck is a "Septima"? If it means an ability or power then I guess? Not everyone has one but I'm powerful and dangerous enough to have a fairly useful one where I come from. It feels like there's a few people around here with magnet powers besides me lately...
>>8295395
>Something to do. People on here are pretty chill and fun to play around with.
>>8295511
Just stop.
Your posts aren't amusing, and they never will be.
Stop trying to do something you're bad at.
>>8295617
>FAMAS
You can't be serious.
>>8295606
>niggering someone else's ava
>yours
ell ohh ell
>>8295576
>not hoshi
And I'm the pope. So what brings you back here today, starman?
On an unrelated sidenote, has there been anyone who's left who hasn't come back?
Anyone like vapor wave?
>If you don't, hell will be where your going when you die.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KF2g3ovTFfw
>>8295619
who tf are you
>>8295619
Because they have nothing left in life than jerk their erect penises while spitting those "sick burns".
Was scared for a minute because my screenshot system started messing up.
>>8295642
brooke
>>8295571
Why are you encouraging Rinoa's downright cringy """shitposting"""?
>>8295657
>>8295604
Well my new leader, are you ready~
>>8295643
Fuck off hippy teenager
>F A N C Y F O N T
>>8295657
Looks good host. I'm ready to win.
>>8295632
I'm not here to amuse or entertain anybody. I'm only offering an inside look at unchecked weabooism and it's dangers.
>>8295514
I'm glad you're taking the role of the warrior.
>Amami puts on his backpack and whips out the map once again
Alright, right now we're in the forest, which is the common part of this place. It's like the gathering ground for the tributes. If we keep going straight, we'll eventually get out. Sounds simple, right?
>he rolls the map back up and starts walking, muttering something to himself before gaining some distance between him and Leo
>>8295657
I guess my district doesn't totally suck. Let's go.
>>8295657
Tch, Im late!!
>>8295633
In 1.6 and cz? Yes, I am. Full auto while pulling down at the right speed made it a hs machine. Great for small areas like office.
Just don't plan for a quick reload speed...
>>8295657
>>8295164
Swap
>>8295456
>>8295665
Not as cringy as that letter
>>8295650
Someone with a 2015 pass.
>>8295657
>>8295710
"No u"
XD
You forgot your image rinoey.
>>8295710
That letter has gone stale.
>>8295657
Dammit, I have to go to sleep. but that doesn't means that I can't fight while dreaming! goodnight anyways
>>8295665
Because fuck those pedos in erp.
>>8295700
Your main ava was a dude with a star for a head. Ergo, starman. Come on Hoshi, step it up
>>8295620
Not unless you count some G, though I doubt it's magnetic.
>>8295671
>>8295657
Always am, hehehehe.
>>8295722
For who? Definitely not hoshis non existent friends
>>8295712
no one shower you with attention
you're just anon with 4chan pass
>>8295604
Paula has that same problem with sitting still! It's why those guys in coats gave her some pills! Ooh oooooh! I know what practical means. Paula heard that is the boring way of doing things!
>>8295657
Hey hey! Please do this for me!
>>8295150
>>8295426
>>8295566
Once again I do apologize but doing a manual is the best I can do and I can only go so fast.
>>8295742
Le no friends meme XDDDD
>>8295657
Hmmm. What a test this shall be.
>>8295742
And my non-existant fucks. What's your point?
>>8295751
I just can't stand having nothing to do, and your scientists creep my out.
...And it's not the boring way, it's the most effective way!
>>8295784
>existant
greenface.jpg
>>8295809
Fuck.
I wonder what's taking so long...
>>8295395
I fear boredom.
Well I'm going to sleep. Keep me in though,
>Blyatman
>>8295811
be patient
>>8295620
Yes, it's some sort of superpower.
And you say there are more people with them?
>Merak takes mental note of this, thinking the Sumeragi might be interested in the other players of this "game".
>however, neither this guy nor the spider lady seem like half bad people, so perhaps it's better to stay silent.
>>8295657
I'm ready.
>>8295689
I guess....that's right, but you said you found a path right?... Do you have a compass? If we end up lost and walk in circles we are doomed. Hey wait up!
>Leo promptly follows
>>8295811
Bitch...
>>8295811
Your mother is taking all of my long.
Hey AJ Styles can you send me another entry image? The gif may be slowing my capping down.
>>8295763
>>8295770
Thank you.
>>8295811
They're trying to make me equal to you. I hate it!
I know you've got to get your money's worth out of your shitposting pass.
Stay shit my dude
>>8295816
>hugs you because I fear the same
>>8295811
Thanks alot. Now he will never get done with it...
>>8295837
>Orphan
You tried your best, and that's all Jesus asked of you
>>8295854
huh?
>>8295849
Just move on with your life rinny ~<3
>>8295735
Sounds like a kind of metal. If you were carrying enough one of them would probably slam into you before you had a chance to run.
>>8295832
My fellow Dastardly Bombers have their own powers, but I can't just go revealing them to everyone. I'm guessing you have some sort of weird portal powers?
The ants come marching two by two
Hurrah
Hurrah
>>8295843
Use the thumbnail for the gif
>>8295864
What do you think killed her? Wink wink
>>8295872
>use the thumbnail
Kek
>>8295571
Real talk hoshi has some sweet handwriting
>>8295889
A car, Silly!
>>8295805
They're not being creepy. They're just trying to help Paula! And Paula didn't say it was! It just doesn't pop out like someone else's. Ummmmm, Paula had thought of someone to compare to but she forgot.
>>8295864
I mean that what if he is taking good care to make sure the games are good. Then you come and bitch that he is takin' too fuckin' long.
am I cool now?
>>8295864
I'll find you a new mother, and then fuck her. Just promise that you'll let me fuck you when your son is old enough. Not that I'll have to ask.
>>8295914
This way
>>8295866
If dicks could fly your mouth would be an airport.
Kill yourself
>>8295911
Aren't those the same people that did things to your head?
...You mean yourself, huh?
>Rika
>>8295921
Ily yukin no homo
>>8295909
Being in boot camp for 5 weeks with no internet during an HG addiction can make you write some good shit.
>>8295951
That's really gay
kys
>Yukine
>>8295940
But I have no friends, let alone gay friends, remember?
:(
Try harder memetard. Maybe I'll "leave" for more than a month next time lol.
It's not my job to make you leave. Im here to wait until you do something lulzworthy that we can all laugh at for a while.