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>>8289014
What avas are good for thigh fucking?

>>8289014
>Asshole poking out through panties
Good tastes.

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Deputies! Men of the German Reichstag!

A year of world-historical events is coming to an end. A year of great decisions is approaching. In this grave period I speak to you, deputies of the Reichstag, as the representatives of the German nation. In addition, the entire German nation should also review what has happened and take note of the decisions required by the present and the future.

After the repeated rejection of my peace proposal in 1940 by the British prime minister [Winston Churchill] and the clique that supports and controls him, it was clear by the fall of that year that this war would have to be fought through to the end, contrary to all logic and necessity. You, my old Party comrades, know that I have always detested half-hearted or weak decisions. If Providence has deemed that the German people are not to be spared this struggle, then I am thankful that She has entrusted me with the leadership in a historic conflict that will be decisive in determining the next five hundred or one thousand years, not only of our German history, but also of the history of Europe and even of the entire world.

The German people and its soldiers work and fight today not only for themselves and their own age, but also for many generations to come. A historical task of unique dimensions has been entrusted to us by the Creator that we are now obliged to carry out.

The western armistice which was possible shortly after the conclusion of the conflict in Norway [in June 1940] compelled the German leadership, first of all, to militarily secure the most important political, strategic and economic areas that had been won. Consequently, the defense capabilities of the lands which were conquered at that time have changed.

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>>8289014
Stop making me want to spend money on that game just for ass.

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When do I start shitposting?

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From Kirkenes [in northern Norway] to the Spanish frontier stretches the most extensive belt of great defense installations and fortresses. Countless air fields have been built, including some in the far north that were blasted out of granite. The number and strength of the protected submarine shelters that defend naval bases are such that they are practically impregnable from both the sea and the air. They are defended by more than one and a half thousand gun battery emplacements, which had to be surveyed, planned and built. A network of roads and rail lines has been laid out so that the connections [to the installations] between the Spanish frontier and Petsamo [in northern Norway] can be defended independently from the sea. The installations built by the Pioneer and construction battalions of the navy, army and air force in cooperation with the Todt Organization are not at all inferior to those of the Westwall [along the German frontier with France]. The work to further strengthen all this continues without pause. I am determined to make this European front impregnable against any enemy attack.

>>8289073
When Hestia shows up

>>8289042
Thigh fucking is gr8

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>>8289060
Hey, when do I get paid?

>>8289073
Whenever you want.

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This defensive work, which continued during the past winter, was complemented by military offensives insofar as seasonal conditions permitted. German naval forces above and below the waves continued their steady war of annihilation against the naval and merchant vessels of Britain and her subservient allies. Through reconnaissance flights and air attacks, the German air force helps to destroy enemy shipping and in countless retaliation air attacks to give the British a better idea of the reality of the so-called "exciting war," which is the creation, above all, of the current British prime minister [Churchill].

During the past summer Germany was supported in this struggle above all by her Italian ally. For many months our ally Italy bore on its shoulders the main weight of a large part of British might. Only because of the enormous superiority in heavy tanks were the British able to bring about a temporary crisis in North Africa, but by March 24 of this year a small combined force of German and Italian units under the command of General [Erwin] Rommel began a counterattack. Agedabia fell on April 2. Benghazi was reached on the 4th. Our combined forces entered Derna on the 8th, Tobruk was encircled on the 11th, and Bardia was occupied on April 12. The achievement of the German Afrika Korps is all the more outstanding because this field of battle is completely alien and unfamiliar to the Germans, climatically and otherwise. As once in Spain [1936-1939], so now in North Africa, Germans and Italians stand together against the same enemy.

MOMMY GIVE ANON MILKIES NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
WWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

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>>8288613
Diamond or spoon desu

Also,

>>8289035
I like this

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While these daring actions were again securing the North African front with the blood of German and Italian soldiers, the threatening clouds of terrible danger were gathering over Europe. Compelled by bitter necessity, I decided in the fall of 1939 to at least try to create the prerequisite conditions for a general peace by eliminating the acute tension between Germany and Soviet Russia [with the German-Soviet non-aggression pact of August 23, 1939]. This was psychologically difficult because of the basic attitude toward Bolshevism of the German people and, above all, of the [National Socialist] Party. Objectively, though, this was a simple matter because in all the countries that Britain said were threatened by us and which were offered military alliances, Germany actually had only economic interests.

I may remind you, deputies and men of the German Reichstag, that throughout the spring and summer of 1939 Britain offered military alliances to a number of countries, claiming that Germany intended to invade them and rob them of their freedom. However, the German Reich and its government could assure them with a clear conscience that these insinuations did not correspond to the truth in any way. Moreover, there was the sober military realization that in case of a war which might be forced upon the German nation by British diplomacy, the struggle could be fought on two fronts only with very great sacrifices. And after the Baltic states, Romania, and so forth, were inclined to accept the British offers of military alliance, and thereby made clear that they also believed themselves to be threatened [by Germany], it was not only the right but also the duty of the German Reich government to delineate the [geographical] limits of German interests [between Germany and the USSR].

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>>8289091
When you get into proper uniform regs. Shitbag.

>>8289091
When's Prinz

>>8289103
Wizard

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All the same, the countries involved realized very quickly -- which was unfortunate for the German Reich as well -- that the best and strongest guarantee against the [Soviet] threat from the East was Germany. When those countries, on their own initiative, cut their ties with the German Reich and instead put their trust in promises of aid from a power [Britain] that, in its proverbial egotism, has for centuries never given help but has always demanded it, they were thereby lost. Even so, the fate of these countries aroused the strongest sympathy of the German people. The winter war of the Finns [against the Soviet Union, 1939-1940] aroused in us a feeling of admiration mixed with bitterness: admiration because, as a soldierly nation, we have a sympathetic heart for heroism and sacrifice, and bitterness because our concern for the enemy threat in the West and the danger in the East meant that we were no position to help. When it became clear to us that Soviet Russia concluded that the [German-Soviet] delineation [in August 1939] of political spheres of influence gave it the right to practically exterminate foreign nations, the [German-Soviet] relationship was maintained only for utilitarian reasons, contrary to reason and sentiment.

Already in 1940 it became increasingly clear from month to month that the plans of the men in the Kremlin were aimed at the domination, and thus the destruction, of all of Europe. I have already told the nation of the build-up of Soviet Russian military power in the East during a period when Germany had only a few divisions in the provinces bordering Soviet Russia. Only a blind person could fail to see that a military build-up of unique world-historical dimensions was being carried out. And this was not in order to protect something that was being threatened, but rather only to attack that which seemed incapable of defense.

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>>8289103
Lover Chemist pls.

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The quick conclusion of the campaign in the West [May-June 1940] meant that those in power in Moscow were not able to count on the immediate exhaustion of the German Reich. However, they did not change their plans at all, but only postponed the timing of their attack. The summer of 1941 seemed like the ideal moment to strike. A new Mongol invasion was ready to pour across Europe. Mr. Churchill also promised that there would be a change in the British war against Germany at this same time. In a cowardly way, he now tries to deny that during a secret meeting in the British House of Commons in 1940 he said that an important factor for the successful continuation and conclusion of this war would be the Soviet entry into the war, which would come during 1941 at the latest, and which would also make it possible for Britain to take the offensive. Conscious of our duty, this past spring we observed the military build-up of a world power that seemed to have inexhaustible reserves of human and material resources. Dark clouds began to gather over Europe.

What is Europe, my deputies? There is no geographical definition of our continent, but only an ethnic-national [volkliche] and cultural one. The frontier of this continent is not the Ural mountains, but rather the line that divides the Western outlook on life from that of the East.

>>8289103
wizard

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>>8289135
I guess hatesex will work too.

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At one time, Europe was confined to the Greek isles, which had been reached by Nordic tribes, and where the flame first burned that slowly but steadily enlightened humanity. And when these Greeks fought against the invasion of the Persian conquerors, they did not just defend their own small homeland, which was Greece, but [also] that concept that is now Europe. And then [the spirit of] Europe shifted from Hellas to Rome. Roman thought and Roman statecraft combined with Greek spirit and Greek culture. An empire was created, the importance and creative power of which has never been matched, much less surpassed, even to this day. And when the Roman legions defended Italy in three terrible wars against the attack of Carthage from Africa, and finally battled to victory, in this case as well Rome fought not just for herself, but [also] for the Greco-Roman world that then encompassed Europe.

The next invasion against the home soil of this new culture of humanity came from the wide expanses of the East. A horrific storm of cultureless hordes from the center of Asia poured deep into the heart of the European continent, burning, ravaging and murdering as a true scourge of God. On the Catalaunian fields , Roman and Germanic men fought together for the first time [in 451] in a decisive battle of tremendous importance for a culture that had begun with the Greeks, passed on to the Romans, and then encompassed the Germanic peoples.

>>8289103
>No tan girls
Wtf

>>8289103
Mimic

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Filter the word Hitler in filenames

;^)

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Europe had matured. The Occident arose from Hellas and Rome, and for many centuries its defense was the task not only of the Romans, but above all of the Germanic peoples. What we call Europe is the geographic territory of the Occident, enlightened by Greek culture, inspired by the powerful heritage of the Roman empire, its territory enlarged by Germanic colonization. Whether it was the German emperors fighting back invasions from the East on the Unstrut [river, in 933] or on the Lechfeld [plain, in 955], or others pushing back Africa from Spain over a period of many years, it was always a struggle of a developing Europe against a profoundly alien outside world.

Just as Rome once made her immortal contribution to the building and defense of the continent, so now have the Germanic peoples taken up the defense and protection of a family of nations which, although they may differ and diverge in their political structure and goals, nevertheless together constitute a racially and culturally unified and complementary whole.

>>8289103
ninja

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>>8288742
(I do play Alicia from time to time but not constantly since I already play other avas. Sadly, I don't think I can do a session right now.)

>>8288761
H-hey! Those are sensitive, don't touch them.

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And from this Europe there have not only been settlements in other parts of the world, but intellectual-spiritual [geistig] and cultural fertilization as well, a fact that anyone realizes who is willing to acknowledge the truth rather than deny it. Thus, it was not England that cultivated the continent, but rather Anglo-Saxon and Norman branches of the Germanic nation that moved from our continent to the [British] island and made possible her development, which is certainly unique in history. In the same way, it was not America that discovered Europe, but the other way around. And all that which America did not get from Europe may seem worthy of admiration to a Jewified mixed race, but Europe regards that merely as symptomatic of decay in artistic and cultural life, the product of Jewish or Negroid blood mixture.

>>8289177
Why would I? This is better than the normal discourse of nu-ERP

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>>8289019
Go big or go home.

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What ze fuck did you just fucking say about me, you verdammter Jude? I'll have you know I graduated top of mein class in ze Hitlerjugend, and I've been involved in numerous secret Gestapo raids in Berlin, and I have over 300 confirmed executions. I am trained in gorilla gassing and I am ze top sniper in ze entire Wehrmacht. You are nothing to me but just another race traitor. I will wipe you ze fuck out with precision ze likes of which has never been seen before on this Reich, mark mein fucking words. You think you can get away with saying zat scheiße to me over ze Internet? Think again, arschloch. As vee speak I am contacting mein secret network of spies across Deutschland and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for ze storm, blödel. Ze storm zat wipes out ze pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and zat's just with mein machinenpistole. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed kampf, but I have access to ze entire arsenal of ze Wehrmacht forces and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable arsch off ze face of ze Reich, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy blitzkrieg your little "clever" kommentar was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying ze price, you verdammter dummkopf. I will shit Zyklon B all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

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My Deputies! Men of the German Reichstag!

I have to make these remarks because this struggle, which became obviously unavoidable in the early months of this year, and which the German Reich, above all, is called upon this time to lead, also greatly transcends the interests of our own people and nation. When the Greeks once stood against the Persians, they defended more than just Greece. When the Romans stood against the Carthaginians, they defended more than just Rome. When the Roman and Germanic peoples stood together against the Huns, they defended more than just the West. When German emperors stood against the Mongols, they defended more than just Germany. And when Spanish heroes stood against Africa, they defended not just Spain, but all of Europe as well. In the same way, Germany does not fight today just for itself, but for our entire continent.

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And it is an auspicious sign that this realization is today so deeply rooted in the subconscious of most European nations that they participate in this struggle, either with open expressions of support or with streams of volunteers.

When the German and Italian armies took the offensive against Yugoslavia and Greece on April 6 of this year, that was the prelude to the great struggle in which we now find ourselves. That is because the revolt in Belgrade [on March 26, 1941], which led to the overthrow of the former prince regent and his government, determined the further development of events in that part of Europe. Although Britain played a major role in that coup, Soviet Russia played the main role. What I had refused to Mr. Molotov [the Soviet Foreign Minister] during his visit to Berlin [in November 1940], Stalin believed he could obtain indirectly against our will by revolutionary activity. Without regard for the treaties they had signed, the Bolshevik rulers expanded their ambitions. The [Soviet] treaty of friendship with the new revolutionary regime [in Belgrade ] showed very quickly just how threatening the danger had become.

>>8289210
Jesus look at those sweater pillows

>>8289194
Such sadness, but at least there is another that appreciates the quality of Draph women. Hope to see you again Alicia.
>Gives her a gentle stroke of her hair and horns before she leaves

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>>8289103
I don't wanna be That Guy but they kind of all look the same
>>8289001
>His words make the pilot's shoulders tense. Fear was for losers. Hana was /not/ a loser.
I'm not afraid of anything.
>She waves her hand as if to swat the traitorous idea away. He spoke out of concern, sure, but if he was noticing something was wrong, Hana had to get back in the game.
I'm fine, really. Gamsa. (Thanks)
>Her thigh presses into his now, but she didn't seem to notice. Brown doe-eyes glazed over as she fixes her eyes on the sky, watching the Hanja symbol for "fortune" burn a brand in the stars.

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The achievements of the German armed forces in this campaign were honored in the German Reichstag on May 4, 1941. At that time, though, I was not able to reveal that we were very quickly approaching a confrontation with a state [Soviet Russia] that did not attack at the time of the campaign in the Balkans only because its military build-up was not yet complete, and because it was not able to use its air fields as a result of the mud from melting snow at this time of year, which made it impossible to use the runways.

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>bolin's here
Holy cancer.

>>8289210
Just how lewd is this golden gal?~

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My Deputies! Men of the Reichstag!

When I became aware of the possibility of a threat to the east of the Reich in 1940 through [secret] reports from the British House of Commons and by observations of Soviet Russian troop movements on our frontiers, I immediately ordered the formation of many new armored, motorized and infantry divisions. The human and material resources for them were abundantly available. [In this regard] I can make only one promise to you, my deputies, and to the entire German nation: while people in democratic countries understandably talk a lot about armaments, in National Socialist Germany all the more will actually be produced. It has been that way in the past, and it is not any different now. Whenever decisive action has to be taken, we will have, with each passing year, more and, above all, better quality weapons.

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We realized very clearly that under no circumstances could we allow the enemy the opportunity to strike first into our heart. Nevertheless, in this case the decision [to attack Soviet Russia] was a very difficult one. When the writers for the democratic newspapers now declare that I would have thought twice before attacking if I had known the strength of the Bolshevik adversaries, they show that they do not understand either the situation or me.

I have not sought war. To the contrary, I have done everything to avoid conflict. But I would forget my duty and my conscience if I were to do nothing in spite of the realization that a conflict had become unavoidable. Because I regarded Soviet Russia as the gravest danger not only for the German Reich but for all of Europe, I decided, if possible, to give the order myself to attack a few days before the outbreak of this conflict.

>>8289210
Is this teasing us or is that girl up to play?

>>8289059
>The compliment made him feel even more giddy as his fingers curled up to hold onto her hips ever so tightly, pulling onto her to further push his unlubed, hard cock right inside until his hips slapped against her thick ass, hilting his length fully inside of her.
Hnnnnh...
>The anon shuts his eyes for the moment as his hips clapped against the woman's, slipping his thick cock in and out of her rear's entrance quicker and quicker with his crotch slapping up against her cheeks after every thrust.

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>>8289246
I just came to post one copypasta.

Also, if you don't think pear is best body type you should honestly just end your laifu ASAP.

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A truly impressive amount of authentic material is now available which confirms that a Soviet Russian attack was intended. We are also sure about when this attack was to take place. In view of this danger, the extent of which we are perhaps only now truly aware, I can only thank the Lord God that He enlightened me in time, and has given me the strength to do what must be done. Millions of German soldiers may thank Him for their lives, and all of Europe for its existence.

I may say this today: If this wave of more than 20,000 tanks, hundreds of divisions, tens of thousands of artillery pieces, along with more than 10,000 airplanes, had not been kept from being set into motion against the Reich, Europe would have been lost.

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>>8289210
You have to like tits anyway, anon. Why not like them big?

>>8289270
>>8289250
>[She is a very helpful gal. I can come back in less than 1 hour. :>]

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Several nations have been destined to prevent or parry this blow through the sacrifice of their blood. If Finland [for one] had not immediately decided, for the second time, to take up weapons, then the comfortable bourgeois life of the other Nordic countries would quickly have been extinguished.

If the German Reich, with its soldiers and weapons, had not stood against this opponent, a storm would have burned over Europe that would have eliminated, once and for all time, and in all its intellectual paucity and traditional stupidity, the laughable British idea of the European balance of power.

If the Slovaks, Hungarians and Romanians had not also acted to defend this European world, then the Bolshevik hordes would have poured over the Danube countries as did once the swarms of Attila's Huns, and [Soviet] Tatars and Mongols would [then], on the open country by the Ionian Sea, force a revision of the Treaty of Montreux [regarding the Dardanelles strait].

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>>8289292
>>8289231
Mislink. '~'

>>8289287
The underageb& has good taste, who woulda thunk it?

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If Italy, Spain and Croatia had not sent their divisions, then a European defense front would not have arisen that proclaims the concept of a new Europe and thereby powerfully inspires all other nations as well. Because of this awareness of danger, volunteers have come from northern and western Europe: Norwegians, Danes, Dutch, Flemish, Belgians and even French. They have all given the struggle of the allied forces of the Axis the character of a European crusade, in the truest sense of the word.

This is not yet the right time to speak of the planning and direction of this campaign. However, in a few sentences I would like to say something about what has been achieved [so far] in this greatest conflict in history. Because of the enormous area involved as well as the number and size of the events, individual impressions may be lost and forgotten.

You guys are supposed to name her

>>8289103
Rebecca

>>8289239
You're not that guy. There's seriously no variation in the choices. Tan girls ftw

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>>8289323
What lots of people seem to forget is that I am a patrician :^)

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The attack began at dawn on June 22 [1941]. With dauntless daring, the frontier fortifications that were meant to protect the Soviet Russian build-up against us from surprise attack were broken through. Grodno fell by June 23. On June 24, following the capture of Brest-Litovsk, the fortress [there] was taken in combat, and Vilnius and Kaunas [in Lithuania] were also taken. Daugavpils [in Latvia] fell on June 26.

The first two great encirclement battles near Bialystok and Minsk were completed on July 10. We captured 324,000 prisoners of war, 3,332 tanks and 1,809 artillery pieces. By July 13 the Stalin Line had been broken through at almost every decisive point. Smolensk fell on July 16 after heavy fighting, and German and Romanian units were able to force their way across the Dniester [river] on July 19. The Battle of Smolensk ended on August 6 after many encircling operations. As a result, another 310,000 Russians were taken as prisoners. Moreover, 3,205 tanks and 3,120 artillery pieces were counted -- either destroyed or captured. Just three days later the fate of another Soviet Russian army group was sealed. On August 9, in the battle of Uman, another 103,000 Soviet Russian prisoners of war were taken, and 317 tanks and 1,100 artillery pieces were either destroyed or captured.

>>8289292
For those tits I can wait.

>>8289103
Mimic

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Nikolayev [in the Ukraine] fell on August 13, and Kherson was taken on the 21st. On the same day the battle near Gomel ended, resulting in 84,000 prisoners as well as 144 tanks and 848 artillery pieces either captured or destroyed. The Soviet Russian positions between the Ilmen and Peipus [lakes] were broken through on August 21, while the bridgehead around Dnepropetrovsk fell into our hands on August 26. On the 28th of that month German troops entered Tallinn and Paldiski [Estonia] after heavy fighting, while the Finns took Vyborg on the 20th. With the capture of Petrokrepost on September 8, Leningrad was finally cut off from the south. By September 16 bridgeheads across the Dnieper were formed, and on September 18 Poltava fell into the hands of our soldiers. German units stormed the fortress of Kiev on September 19, and on September 22 the conquest of [the Baltic island of] Saaremaa [Oesel] was crowned by the capture of its capital.

Vote

http://poal.me/gj7w1p

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And now came the anticipated results of the greatest undertakings. The battle near Kiev was completed on September 27. Endless columns of 665,000 prisoners of war marched to the west. In the encircled area, 884 tanks and 3,178 artillery pieces were captured. The battle to break through the central area of the Eastern front began on October 2, while the battle of the Azov Sea was successfully completed on October 11. Another 107,000 prisoners, 212 tanks and 672 artillery pieces were counted. After heavy fighting, German and Romanian units were able to enter Odessa on October 16. The battle to break through the center of the Eastern front, which had begun on October 2, ended on October 18 with a success that is unique in world history. The result was 663,000 prisoners, as well as 1,242 tanks and 5,452 artillery pieces either destroyed or captured. The capture of Dagoe [Hiiumaa island] was completed on October 21. The industrial center of Kharkov was taken on October 24. After very heavy fighting, the Crimea was finally reached, and on November 2 the capital of Simferopol was stormed. On November 16 the Crimea was overrun as far as Kerch.

>>8289345
>I am patrician
>All that red and grey
Faggot get your gay ass out of here

>>8289239
Of course, I suppose I worry too much.
>He leaned in a bit closer, not really intentionally, his body acting of its own volition, perhaps to show the genuineness of his with physical affection.
You know, even coming here every year, it's never seemed this beautiful before...
>He marvelled at the sights, his eyes wide, soaking in the light and sounds in all their luminescent glory. It was so distracting he didn't even realise they'd be laying against each other for a while now, their bodies rubbing against each other warmly, as if they were trying to mesh and meld together. The soft skin on thighs burned white hot against him, fueling some sort of primal desire that started burning deep with in him. The fireworks were truly in fully swing now, and they'd brought out the biggest ones they had. As they blew holes in the air, he looked to the side.
I'm thinking maybe it's not the fireworks getting prettier, but the company I'm sharing it with..

>>8289345
So this is what a closet fags chart looks like

>>8289314
Well I do like you big tits, reminds me of mooty. And that's a cute gwen outfit you've got on there

And I'm done. Thanks for reading this wonderful piece of history.

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>>8289393
I'm an innocent person anon, I don't know anything about weird fetishes :^)
And there are things I don't like. There's far more yellow and above than red and below.
>>8289407
I'm not gay!
>>8289414
No, thank you.

>>8289042
What avas are good for foot sex?

>>8289414
It was beautiful.

>>8289444
>Bolin here again because he can't ERP with anyone

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>>8289281
>As he sank inside of her to the root, Lusamine lets out a delighted gasp. Her slick cunt drips temptingly just below, just out of reach as he slams in and out of her accommodating asshole.
That's it! Faster, harder, you pig!
>She screams now, a completely different woman from the composed, benevolent Aether Foundation president. Was this her true self?
>>8289381
Vote Jinx x Dinner and all your wildest dreams will come true

>>8289444
You just want a big, stonk, flat as fuck woman (male) to beat the shit out of you right?

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>>8289481
>he can't ERP with anyone
In the past 2 days I've had 3 (three) ERP sessions on discord.

>Threads are filled with spam
>Discord friends are offline
Whelp

>>8289483
I really want Lusamine to make me beautiful, just to her liking

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>>8289498
>people ERP with 13 year old bolin

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>>8289497
You're half right. I want a stronk, flat af (but wide hips) woman (female) to beat the living shit out of me but also love me tenderly.

>>8289381
>CLICK HERE FOR FREE KOREAN GF

Fuck off Mooty you attention whoring cunt

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>>8289509
>Servers I go to are slow

>>8289497
I would believe If he says that someone of the degenerates that ERP with him already did this for him

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>>8289532
To be fair, 2 of those sessions were with another underage (NOT Janus, Tricky, Paul or Soviet)
>>8289547
Not yet, which is a damn shame.

>>8289509
Discord has been fucky on my end, everyone is offline when I'm pretty sure they aren't.

>>8289509
>Discord app is crashing
Fuck my life

>>8289572
>To be fair, 2 of those sessions were with another underage

The last one was junko

>>8289533
So you want a fucking man?

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>>8289602
The server has been going up and down all day, can't even chat reliably right now

>>8289533
>(Female)
>Just get rid of anything that would separate them from being a roided up dude
Kek

>>8289542
Being this mad

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>>8289649
Same, kms.

>>8289669
You should kys for encouraging Owain

>>8289542
>TFW never claim Mooty's big juicy F cups because she is a nationalist egomaniac

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>>8289404
>The girl shakes her head slowly, but leans into the casual contact of his body instinctively.
You don't have to worry about me.
>Hana brushes off his concern easily, but it was touching. Maybe he just wanted to get into her pants or something, but still.
Aren't you a charmer?
>She giggles, rolling her eyes for just a moment at the cheesiness of the pickup line. Regardless, it eased her mind, somewhat, of the noise booming just above them upon the rooftop.
Is that what you really came up here for, then?
>She knew it wasn't, but Hana loved a game.

>>8289669
Die already.

>>8289716
>tfw fell asleep on Mooty the one time she was here
arse

>>8289716
>Nationalist

Unless her server has Korean flags everywhere you have some explaining to do

>>8289706
You should KYS for thinking anyone cares about who you don't like and force others to.

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meep

>>8289716
>Implying Mooty is really a qt korean grill with F-cups

>>8289744
Bolin you're not supposed to ERP at all

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>>8289619
Not true actually, haven't typefugged Junko in forever really.
>>8289626
No!
>>8289654
Come on mang.
Still obviously female, I don't want to fuck bara guys.
Ideal woman:
Muscular
Flat
Thicc
Dependant
Worshipping
Violent

>>8289744
>arse
>Mooty is Korean
Colonised, bitch

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>>8289528
You don't look like a Pokemon to me.

>>8289762
For the sake of diversity let us believe ya faggit

>>8289749
She doesn't like white dick anon and actually wants tiny Korea cock, how can you get more nationalist than that?

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>>8289619
Junko has been busy

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>>8289765
I don't ERP in thread senpai.

>>8289749
>Still hasn't heard mooty talk shit about the west

>>8289787
No, don't feed the Mooty circlejerk

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>>8289811
>Calling this a circlejerk
>Even caring about circlejerks

>>8289772
>I want a woman
>Describes the least feminine body and personality type he could think of
Accept your homosexuality

>>8289483
M-Miss... F-Fuuuck... Y-You feel s-so tight..
>He bit down on his lip, stifling back hard and heavy moans as his crotch clapped against her ass, both hips making contact with eachother as he leaned in fully to wrap his arms around her waist, dripping out plentiful amounts of pre-cum in her tight hole which functioned now as a form of sticky lube that glazed her inner walls and the girth of his shaft, making his pumps slicker n' quicker.
G-Guh.. I-I feel... C-Close..!

>>8289772
This >>8289848

What's a Mooty? Chris Poole has an erp server?

>>8289724
I'm only as charming as the person I'm speaking to is pretty.
>Seeing her acting bold, not letting any sense or feeling of awkwardness seep through her tone or actions, he tried his best to replicate. Speaking clearly and without pause, stutter or a drop in speech, he responded.
Say if I did, that I somehow managed to track you up here, and had followed you to try and get you alone; what would you think of me?
>Speaking with both words and his head and arm, he let his body language do a bulk of the talk, really opening up the the girl who'd acted sweet all night and was only getting sweeter. With various tilts and nods of his head, he found it winding up close to hers... very close. In fact, a few more centimetres and...~

>>8289772
Lolita, Flat, Firm, Worshiping, Dependant, Eliminating, Stalking, Monopolizing

>>8289878
It's some attention whore gook who took moot's name

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>>8289848
>>8289867
But I'm not gay. Just into dominant, muscular woman, or as you would put it, masculine women.

>>8289797
Momo a cute, fox girl sexy as fuck

>>8289878
Mooty is a neckbeard pretending to be a Korean woman. He got his fanbase to spread rumours that he "accidentally" leaked huge tits and ERP being filled with thirsty cucks believed it.

>>8289878
She's the only femanon that isn't loco in the coco desu

>>8289781
But! I mean I know I'm not a pokemon but there must be some way to earn your love!

>>8289910
Delete your partners and discords, you should protect them. You're underage

>>8289772
Curvy
Average
Thicc
Worshipping
Stalking
Delusional

>>8289945
>Korean
Not so fast, you propaganda spreader

>>8289772
Curvy
Big
Thicc
Harmless
Stalking
Delusional

>>8289945
>femanon

>>8289975
>he doesn't want to be culturally enriched

racist white scum

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>>8289953
no

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>>8289849
>The boy was big and throbbing, enough to give Lusamine a stretch she hadn't felt in quite some time. But he didn't need to know that. He didn't deserve it; he was just a human. Not worthy.
Do it, then! Hurry up, perv!
>She commands, her voice shrill and thin in the throes of her pleasure.
Shoot your dirty seed inside of me!
>>8289952
You don't look like an Ultra Beast to me.

>>8289091
>kissu the kinxles

>>8289757
Elsa is cute.

>>8289945
this >>8289991

>>8289772
Curvy
Ridiculous
Thicc
Harmless
Worshipping
Dependant

>>8289878
She's a roleplayer just like you and me. There's nothing more to it.

>>8290007
There's no way is there?
..Not gonna cry or anything. Not gonna cry..

>>8289757
Some actual good space-booty would be nice, how about Tali?

>>8290026
>She

>>8290026
""""She""""

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>>8289772
Average/Skinny/Athletic - Any works.
Small.
Firm.
Harmless+Worshipping.
Stalking.
Delusional.

I'm not sure if I actually created a yandere.

Iowa didn't die for this

>>8290073
>>8290061
People call DMG/Junko/Celstia she as their Ava and not because they are actual women. Calm down you whiny mongs

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>>8290086
Pretty gay really

>>8290101
People legitimately believe Mootykins is a girl though

>>8290101
The difference is, there are people who unironically believe mooty is a """"girl""""

Guessing most of the RPing avas left

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>>8289945
lol
>>8289908
(Gotta meet people for dinner in 15-ish)
>As the fireworks flashed across the sky, Hana observes the hues of crimson and gold dance across the man's face when she realizes just how close he'd become.
Ah...
>Her pink lips part ever-so-slightly at his question. He sounded confident in his words, as if that was actually what had happened.
Then... I'd be a little worried about your intentions.
>Plump lips nearly brush against his own with her whispers, Hana's eyes widening slightly at their proximity. She hadn't been expecting this. The game has changed.

>>8290129
>>8290135
So fucking let them instead of shitting the thread up you triple cucks

>>8290036
Tali has a "stinger" in her body that pumps aphrodisiacs for better fuggin

>>8290011
Elsa is indeed cute. She does "soft" femdom and ice.

>>8290152
>implying this thread hasn't been shit from the beginning

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>>8290030
Poor little human. Maybe you'll be reborn as a precious pokemon in the next life!

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>>8290119
That's funny coming from the guy who wants a man as his gf.

>>8290007
H-Haaaah... H-Haaah..! Y-Yes Ma'am..!
>He couldn't stop his panting no matter how hard he tried, hugging the woman from behind as tightly as he could for stability while continuing to thrust his hips against her ass, his thick cock pounding and slapping right up to her soft cheeks as more pre-cum drooled and slicked up her hole.
F-Fuck..- I-I can't h-hold it..! I-I'm...- Nnnnngh!
>With one last thrust, he hilt his swollen member deep inside of her ass, knees buckling as he finally let out his entire load, spurting out all of his thick, creamy cum deep inside of her ass, holding up against her to make sure not a single drop would be let out.

>>8290167
>"soft"
Explain

>>8290167
>Tfw conflicted between Tali and Rei
Which one of them has the better ass? Feeling in an anal mood today.

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(I think I'm here now and free If Sensei Anon is there or the anon who has my number.)

>>8290226
(Number anon is here. Want me to make a starter?)

>>8290167
I have some of my own ideas but how would Elsa play around with ice?

>>8290226
You're on time, Sensei-anon is here to guide you!

>>8290149
//Ah, that sucks. Will you be back later tonight, or tomorrow?
>They were painfully close now, just an inch forward and..
Don't look so scared, I don't look like the sort of person who'd do that, do I..?
>Although the question was genuine, she wouldn't get a chance to answer. He decided to get a truthful one out of her in the best way that came to mind at the time.
Hana... don't be afraid~
>Leaning forward, he sealed the deal. His lips pushed against hers. They were glossy, a little wet and very, very soft. If this was how soft her lips were, his mind ran wild at the idea of how the rest of her would feel.

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>Discord is acting up
Why do people use this piece of shit again?

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>>8290193
this is libel
delet

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>>8290197
>As his inflated cock pulsates inside of her stretched-out hole, Lusamine lets out an animalistic yowl. Molten cum flooded her insides, painting them white. Her cheeks press against his hips, pancaking with his weight on her.
Ahh...
>Lusamine's slender fingers twitch against the wall, her jaw setting stubbornly in an attempt to not show too much pleasure at being reamed. He didn't deserve to think he did a good job.
Filthy.
>The president gasps out, biting her lower lip hard as she struggles not to cum herself.

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(And just after I posted this, someone called me. I have to do something, brb.)

>>8290244
(If you want you can write an started but I'll take a bit more than usual to respond. I'll be back, hopefully this won't take more than ten minutes.)

>>8290253
(Let me come back and we'll start or you can write something If you want.)

>>8290274
(Because It has the same quality than TS. In my humble opinion.)

>>8290274
Because it hasn't been anywhere near as shitty as desu for the last 3 weeks.

>>8290188
Uuu..
I swear I'll find a way to win your approval!

>>8290314
(If you don't mind, Sensei'll wait for you to start, mostly thinking on the fly here so I don't have a starter on hand, sorry!)

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>>8290274
Because you don't have to shift though tons of spam, shitposting, and drama. Unless you are in any of the chats in which case you're doing it wrong.

>>8290297
(Would you mind if we finish here? Getting late here and I need to sleep, but your Lusamine was lovely! <3)

>>8290314
(Heh, that coincidence. I'll post my starter then wait for you to return.)

>A day has passed since the beautiful phantom fighter has given him her number. The erection that she gave him during her last visit had barely anytime to calm down, and now he's sitting on his bed with a large tent poking up in the middle of his shorts. His thumb hovers just above the call button, while he keeps staring at the small sliver of paper. Letting out a deep sigh to calm his nerves, he eventually presses it, then brings it to his ears as he waits for her to pick up.

>>8290544
>Puking goose

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IT'S NOT A SOLDIER'S GUN EH?

>>8290566
>Kissus the Kurisu

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>>8290544
>Kisses all of them all over

>>8290566
IT'S NOT A SOLDIER'S GUN
IT'S TIGHT TOLERANCES
FULL LENGTH GUIDE ROD

UNRELIABLE

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>>8290575

>>8290583
>Kisses DMG.

>>8290544
I wanna lewd the Hex Maniac

>>8290544
>having boys into her
Should probably proofread your first impression image.

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>reading NGE doujin
>see this at the end

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>>8290592
UNFUCKING RELIABLE
ITS UNRELIABLE LADIES AND GENTS

>>8290614
UN
FUCKING
RELIABLE

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>>8290594
.. Who are you and what did you do to the real one?

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>>8290609

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>>8290624

>>8290583
This eyes meme always reminds me of furry porn and how badly I want to smell her butthole

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>>8290607
Into her as in interested. I'll admit I put the card together at like 10pm some night with basically minimal effort.
>>8290605
I-isn't lewd an adjective? What's lewding someone mean?

>>8290609
>>8290624
>>8290634
Source me up, this looks hilarious.

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>>8290618
Sumimasen, that was my dog.
>>8290617
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>8290607
>Having boys into her turns her on
But that makes sense?

BULLY MY 4" DICK
NOW

>>8290649
No it doesn't.

>Having boys be into her
Does.
>Having boys inside her
Does.
>Having boys into her
The fuck are you saying, nigger?

>>8290645
Let me fuck your brains out Kurishit

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>>8290644
https://nhentai.net/g/94462/2/
It's fantastic up until Asuka sits on Shinji's face and *BRRRRAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPP*s on him.
>>8290654
It's smaller than mine. That's funny.

>>8290661
I concede, I'm retarded.

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>>8290665

>It's time
>The super secret /erp/ SKYPE CHAT finally reveals itself with discord down
>The root cause of every shitpost to ever touch the threads, masters behind the rise and fall of each ava
>Only option is to join now that they have got their million dollar discord virus running

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>>8290654
I mean...have you tried having a bigger dick? Or do humans not work like thaaat?

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>>8289412
>>8289362
[I'm back if you're still here, anons. :>]

>>8290654
It's dumb and STUPID.
>Spits on fleshy little wormy.

>>8290697
Can you change the size of your tits?

>>8290694
Virra has a shitposting server. They accidentally posted a screenshot of an invite to in TND's but deleted it before anyone could save the image. The IIRC still fucks with shit to this day

>>8290668
Holy shit nigga wtf haha

>>8290705
I am here

>>8290705
What size are those tits anyways, GG?

>>8290720
>Virra
>Implying she isn't the pawn of a pawn of the true shitpost illuminati

>>8290705
(Can I get a nursing handjob from this cute hero? If that's not your thing no pressure though.)

I wanna play but I dunno who as

>>8290693
Fucking useless cunt
Hope you're doing okay enough or something you shitter

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>>8290668
Why does Asuka have an eyepatch? I thought the mass production units killed her after that shit.

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>>8290719
Nah; But the males of my species can make their dicks SUUUUPPPEEER HUUUUGGEE! It's pretty amazing.

>>8290738
GookGantuan!

>>8290750
Play a popular flavour-of-the-month slut, those usually work.

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>>8290752
Y-You too..

>>8290753
Have you ever seen the Rebuilds?

>>8290750
do you already have some avas

>>8290753
Mooty belongs to Owain

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>>8290723
I don't even know man. Like I said though, it was hot af up until the brappening.
>>8290753
I don't watch NGE.

>>8290763
Damn, I would have loved to play with some A cup breasts.

>>8290643
I'd be down for a lactation session with hex if you feel like it. Should I start or you?

>>8290750
Is there like...a waifu wiki anywhere someone can go and just hit random page? You know like how people use super hero wiki for stuff like that?

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>>8290789
Fuck no. I haven't even rewatched the original or the movie in a few years either.

>>8290791
THAT
FUCKING
M O N K E Y

>>8290795
Right, before your time.

>>8290763
Then why even come to earth to mate with humans if our sizes just ultimately come down to chance in the end?

Can some ava be my gf just so I can get cucked?

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>>8290816
(You since you seem to already have the idea in mind. Also what exactly do you mean, lactation can cover lots of stuff.)

>>8290654
>Only 4
>Not being an 8
Manlet.

>>8290750
Browse original character list on the boorus and play a titty monster.

>>8290785
Jeasus H*cking Christ
But yeah, I'm cool if not pissed at discord being a shithead. Where's the waifu tho?

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>>8290820
Well, if you did, she sports an eyepatch in the third movie.

>>8290654
You're a whole 20% below average for an American anon how could you.

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>>8290811
Really? Well I know I chick that'd probably fit what you're looking for; She's kinda short, blonde, and has weird ass Banana hair.

>>8290825
You know the o'll proverb "It's not the size, but how you use it?", Yeah, that's actually true believe it or not. Half the dudes of my species can't fuck worth a shiiiiiiitttt.

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>>8290820
The truth hurts. Ouch.
>>8290840
>h*cking
Hey, only Paul and I use that.

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>>8290736
[Great! Do you have a specific scenario you were looking forward to?]

>>8290748
[I have no problem with it. Would you like to start it off?]

>>8290738
>Golden Girl's ears detect sound waves the likes of which... every other human can. This does not stop her from pretending it's a unique super-hero quality, however! She proudly stands straight up, her spine effortlessly holding all the weight of the fleshy chest titans.
You said it, mister! U-Uhm... double G's...

>>8290791
I would honestly rather get deported to the North.

>>8290820
<3

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>>8290849
She looks like a retarded teen Pip Bernadotte.

>>8290856
Owned.

>>8290865
>choosing the titty monster
This is why I don't eat your bibimbap.

>>8290855
Or really? She sounds pretty cute. Think I could meet her?

>>8290856
Oh shit you caught me my dude

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Where are all the cute boys for me to fuck and get fucked by?

>>8290855
I would've figured that when you can make yourself any size you want, there wouldn't really be very much need for the motion of the ocean. Still pretty nice knowing we're the sex gods of the galaxy, apparently.

>>8290835
(Just sucking her tits dry while she strokes my cock, a bit vanilla but you can't kick what you like. Thanks hex.)
>An anon keeps walking down the street until he makes it to the house of that cute milk salesgirl he mustered up the courage to ask on a date. He wonders if it's even the right place, stopping at a house that was haunted looking and run down. It matched her text so he walks up to the door and knocks as loud as he could in hope she could hear it.
H....hex girl? You there? Hello?

>>8290855
>You know the o'll proverb "It's not the size, but how you use it?", Yeah, that's actually true believe it or not.
It's nice of you to be considerate enough of the anon's pencil dick to lie to him like that.

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>>8290208
It's like just giving orders. Like a shy girl giving you orders, maybe bind your hand as she snuggles you.

>>8290219
Tali has the better ass

>>8290251
Just dragging ice across your skin and sensitive areas and then licking the water off. The most creative she would do is snow in the bedroom or ice dildo

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>>8290750
Play as this
C E R T I F I E D
S L U T

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>>8290889
Yeah; I could probably set something up. Although, cute isn't the word i'd use.

>>8290911
You'd think right? But no, they just suck that bad! When someone has like, infinite girth they don't ever put in the effort! I'd rather fuck a pencil dicked dipshit, then one of my own; at least the pencil dicked virgin would try.

>>8290942
Aw c'mon anon, every dick has its value.

KEK ME

>>8290949
Buttslut, although her ass can crush cocks.

>>8290959
>keks you

>>8290956
Thanks Skarpne! Sounds great! What's her name, anyways?

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>>8290840
Not sure.
Probably off being perfect as usual.

>>8290949
>No Keijo girls to train through anal-endurance.

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>>8290881
Your gay is showing. Also your poor gourmet taste. :>

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>>8290919
(You the same guy I did this with before? It could help make things a little smoother if we did a sort of continuation thing)
>Hex nearly jumped the second his hand hit the door. The only people she was ever used to approaching her house on their own were either kids who got themselves lost, or got dared to go knock on the door of the spooky house with the witch living in it. Even if she knew he was coming she still gave herself a shock.
J-just a minute, I'll be right with you
>She takes a few moments to try and steady herself by breathing, which only really has the affect of making it sound like someone is suffocating on the other end of the door.

>>8290988
The Tobiichi lookalike would be good for that.

>>8290944
Dammit, something came up for me, but I'd love to play with your Tali then if I catch you the next time!

>>8290956
Too bad you can't reproduce with humans, because their ability combined with our stamina would almost be too much power for one...thing to wield.

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>>8291005
Sorry I'm not into hyper-tits, you SLUT.

>>8290865
(I'll gladly starter, thank you mooty.)
>Anon slipped his sidekick uniform on in a rush realizing he was running late for his date with that cute girl Silver Queen always runs around with. After a few good leaps and bounds he finds his way to the abandoned hotel she told him to meet her up in. He makes his way to the room and opens the door, the place looked surprisingly clean and kempt with a luxurious bed in it, but pitch dark.
Hello? GoldenGirl? It's me,...y...you in here?

>>8291031
>>8291005
what a cute couple.

Reply to this post and mommy mercy will give you the milkies and maybe some braaps on the side

>>8290944
That sounds really sweet, and just a little bit hot. I personally like the idea of her using the cold to keep me soft so I have to go at her pace and only penetrate when she likes

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>>8290979
Panty Anarchy; you'll know her when you see her.

>>8291015
Bleh; I never wanted kids in the first place, totally not my thing, y'know? I'm a simple girl, I see dick and I give the suck, that's all I really need in life.

>>8291006
(Yep it is, and hell I'd love to continuity it man that sounds awesome.)
>Anon took a deep sigh of relief at hearing her voice no matter how fainted it sounded from across the old door.
T...take your time Hex, it's just nice to see you again!
>Knowing how shy she could be from their first date in the woods he gives her some warm words, hoping the curvy cutie would find the bravery to open the door as he heard her nervous panting from the other side.
Y...you ok Hex? Don't be afraid it's just me.

>>8291069
>BRAAAAAAPS on your face

>>8291069
Odd name, but alright! I'll be waiting for her!

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Fuck my abs, anon.

>>8291116
>brap
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_7OhFjhB8k

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What did you say about my muscles, anon? Do you want to get your fucking ass kicked?

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>>8291143

>>8291143
>fit anthro dash
even if this is bait I want this

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(And I'm back.)
>>8290417
>Mai was sitting on her desk, thinking about various matters in her head. With a pencil on her right hand she pokes a paper before her phone rumbles and vibrates on her desk, slightly moving to a side. Picking up her phone she sees who's calling her and for her surprise, It's the anon from before, the same who amplified her powers during a rough fight. Mai pushes the ''answer'' button.
''Helloooo? Who's this?''
>Just joking of course, and her tone voice makes it very evident.

>>8290351
Ehmm.. Hello, sensei? I thought about what you said before and I think that it will be really useful If I... Get used to the thing that you said.

>>8291143

>Slaps dick RIGHT on her abs desu

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How do you like my new outfit, anon? I designed it myself.

>>8291165
Cow is cute! CUTE!

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>>8291108
>She took one last long look at herself in the mirror. Th-this was the type of things boys liked right? It had taken her weeks to work up the courage to even walk down the store, let alone by the thing. And here she was, standing in it with a boy waiting on her at her doorstep. Just the thought alone made her feel so anxious she was sure she was being haunted. All the same, he was kinda cute, especially curled up in her arms like that, and she did need to try getting over her fear of people. There was still nothing but complete silence from the inside of the house, not a single whisper. Slowly, the handle on the door turns, opening seemingly by itself, and swinging inward with a long creaking sound right out of a horror movie.
C-come in. I'm in the bedroom
>A voice trails from somewhere inside the house

>>8291165
Hi sponts

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Yeeeesss... Climb into mah belleh, anon!
>BRAAAAAAP

>>8291196
>>8291162
>>8291143
What warranted these shitposts? It's so bizarre.

>>8291237
MOMMY
>BRAAAPS ON YOUR FACE
GIVE MILKIE WWILKIE

>>8291169
Ahh, there you are!
>The man stood up from his seat, taking off his sunglasses and pocketing them into his shirt as he took out the lollipop stick hanging from the corner of his mouth.
You mean you've finally come round to the idea of getting dicked in the ass?- Good! It'll help you in the professional world, that's for sure! Now, you comin' into this blind or do you have any idea of what I'm talking about?

>>8291169
>The anon bolts up in his bed when he heard her voice. She actually picked up! Gulping, he steels himself for the chat, although his body could barely contain the excitement that's building inside of him.
Uh, yeah. It's me, the guy you saved and gave your number to. I was wondering if you were finally free, and if you could help calm down that little "issue" that you left me with.

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>>8291237
Jim, madness has no purpose, or reason, but it may have a goal.

>>8291237
>shitposts need to be warranted

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>>8291143
>>8291162
If this wasn't poneshit muh pingas would activate

>>8291237
Judging by content probably Paul but also a smaller chance someone else falseflagging as paul

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BBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP snnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...eggs I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....cheese.....quite wet my dear....sniff...but oh yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my dear....another if you please....nice a big now.... BBBBBBRRRRRRRAAAAAAAPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPFFFFFF Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite..... BBBBBBRRRRRRRRPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTT Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..sniff…ah….ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most pungent one yet my dear….ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff….yes….

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>>8291031
Prancing fruity homo-man!

>>8291044
>A few steps were heard from the opposite side of a nearby door, which was awkwardly constructed a few inches apart from one of the dandy room's corners. A feminine voice rang out in response, a voice that packed a subtle pinch of courage to it, as well as the average teen awkwardness.
Coming, coming, just a sec'!
>The door opened, and true enough, there she was; Golden Girl in the flesh, still tackling with her hair to keep it steady in the aerodynamic low ponytail that has become an iconic piece for her heroic image.
Sigh, sorry, Anon! It's a disaster to keep all this action-ready nearly every day, and... Ughh...
>Visibly stressed, she took a seat on a nearby sofa, eyeing over it for a few seconds to ensure she wouldn't sit over anything important.
Ahem! So, I uhh... I have to be honest for a quick second... Silver didn't really ask me to bring you here...
>Audrey's cheeks began to glow with light blush, her face looking like it could crack into cringe any second.
I called you here 'cause I had to talk to you in private. See, my... uhh... boobs are starting to... g-grow again, and I... Oh, I just don't know what to do anymore!

>>8291047
He is not minus8. >:[

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>>8291057
Mm that sounds very sexy actually~
And in-character!
Would you like to start it up know? It wouldn't be a very complex scene. Just a queen lewding a servant.

>>8290661
But it does make sense, you are just shortening the sentence
>Having boys be fucking her
>Having boys fuck her
>Having boys that are fapping over her
>Having boys fapping over her
>Having boys be into her
>Having boys into her

>>8291208
Wait you're where?
>Anon asks as he sees the door open with a long, slow creak by itself as her voice echoed through the halls. He got a cold shiver until he remembered she did like ghost types, shrugging it off and walking inside. He was still a bit nervous as he navigated the house, not from the eerie mood but in seeing that adorable girl he had feelings for from their first date. He keeps combing the top floor until he sees one door with light coming from behind it, and her panicked breathing was loudest.
H...Hex? A...are you feeling ok hex?
>He took the doorknob with a shaky hand and slowly opened the door, the tension getting to his nerves as the room came into view.

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>>8291317

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>>8291308
I would an Iori, yes.

Now excuse me while I listen to shit and decide how I want to do my e-fucks for the night. Good luck extracting multiple cummies with your Asian Autism.

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>>8291363
>Good-bye smooch!

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>>8291331
>The room was rather surprisingly a normal looking one. Maybe she was just creepy on the outside or maybe she had gone out of her way to clean up before he arrived but nothing about the room on its own was off putting. The thing that most likely caught his attention was her. She was standing right in the center of the room, arms behind her back and her face deliberately turned away from him. She wore nothing but a set of lacy black (or was it a dark purple?) lingerie. It did nothing to cover her stomach or legs, and probably her ass either if he was back there. The bare bit of clothe covering her breasts were obviously a size or two to small, the heaving lumps threatening to burst free with each little move she made.
T-ta da....what do you think?

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>>8291263
Don't say it that way! It's not ''dicked in the ass'' It's just another way to destroy certain phantoms, a new technique. That's it!
>Mai makes a fist on each hand and pouts, just like a little girl and then relaxaes with a deep sigh.
Yes I do have idea what you're talking about... It's when you stuff things into someone's ass, right?

>>8291264
''Yeah I do have free time. Do you want me to go to your apartment? Honestly I felt relief hearing you say that, I thought that a phantom was attacking you.''
>While she talks close to the phone, she continues to scribble on the paper. Just to remember some orders and jobs that she has to do.

>>8291308
>The anonymous sidekick blushes at seeing Golden Girl strut out in that skintight uniform of hers, her gigantic breasts bouncing with each step she took. He had no idea how nobody else noticed her ridiculously buxom figure but felt lucky she even trusted him for noticing it as well.
I..I figured you just wanted to see me alone. I...I feel the same way about you too to be honest.
>He nervously takes a seat next to her on the couch as he responds to her with his own honest confession. He would always get flustered around her massive breasts, and only blushed even more as she told him her problem, looking down to her chest to see if it was true. His lips trembled just looking at her buxom body in that outfit, trying to restrain himself so close to her.
Bigger?! Really? I almost can't believe it you're already.....I mean those are just so.......I mean anything to try and help Golden Girl. Sidekicks are supposed to help people better than them be great, anything I can do for you? Anything just say it!

>>8291309
Oh sure thing!
>With his head bowed, the servant enters his queen's chambers. He wasn't sure why he was called so suddenly, just that he was "needed" all of a sudden. His head is bowed so far down that he can't even see her for the moment, she could be in her dress, or she could be in something more risque
You wanted to see me, Queen Elsa?

>>8291417
Uhuh- Yes, when you put it that way it sounds almost inconspicuous! Moving along,
>He clicked his fingers, turning on his heel as he stepped towards the girl, hands resting by his side as he looked down at the shorter lady.
Bingo, hit the nail on the head! Then I'm guessing you're fine with being the subject to demonstrate this technique?

>>8291417
No, no! Nothing of the sort has happened, thankfully.
>The anon is practically bouncing with joy on top of his mattress. His legs shuffled from side to side, and with each word she speaks, his cock throbs harder and harder, desperate to have her tend it.
I would love it if you were to come over! Feel free to let yourself in. I'll see you soon.

>>8291057
>>8291309
(This really hits my fetishes. I am monitoring this scene.)

>>8291341
I can see how you could be confused. The formal definition of the word would have "into" be a preposition, but the slang usage in this case is actually a verb. "I'm really into this girl"

>>8291552
Compound verb. Compare:
>I'm really into this girl.
>I really into this girl.

>You're really into her.
>You really into her.

>He's really into her.
>He really into her.

The first is correct. The second makes you sound like a brain-dead nigger.

>>8291409
>The moment anon fully opened the door and saw that voluptuous hex maniac in that skimpy lingerie he froze up, his eyes wide open and his hand trembling as it returned to his side. He'd probably have been less spooked if he saw a real ghost, blushing a bright red and just staring at her huge breasts straining to stay in a top that looked two sizes too small.
I...I...I...
>He tries to kick his nerves and comfort her knowing her mood, taking a deep breath and walking into the room. The door slammed shut behind him as he took a trembling hand to her chin and turned her eyes to look at his, even as he couldn't keep them off her incredible body in that evening wear.
You look like the sexiest woman I've ever met in my life, I should feel lucky you even payed attention to me last time.

>>8291552
>>8291570
Can you niggers save the english lessons and start educating eachother with your mouths?

Could you point me towards ERP? I seem to have stumbled into the English department.

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>>8291597
>>8291599
I am so, so, sorry you're so triggered by discussions about language manipulation, in a thread where language manipulation is key.

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>>8291599
fug, we're in the English department? Don't tell my creative writing prof I use my phone in class sometimes!

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>>8291469
>The Queen turned around, revealing herself to be in a modest dress, tinged in fine green and blue velvets. Walking up to the servant, Elsa seemed flustered as if something heavier weighed on her mind. Her eyes had been on this new servant for a while. Though he didn't know it yet, she had a reputation amongst of the staff as being, "queenly and lewd". She never tried to disprove it, only asking instead to keep quiet about her lusty appetite.
Ah, yes. Thank you for coming so... quickly.
>Her gloved hands clutched around her own body.
Y-you see... well... I believe there is a problem with my bed? Would you mind making it for me? I-I'm not sure if it's the comforters or the mattress. It's making it hard to sleep~

>>8291613
Hatefucking is my fetish, I'm sorry.

>>8291570
Right, still a verb. The point is you can skip the middle words and the sentence still makes sense, even if it is informal as fuck.

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I how you're all ready for your English exam.

>>8291597
>>8291599
Relax guys I know how to make these English lessons hot
Ahem
Ellen Baker ava whennnnnnn

>>8291654
>I how you're all ready for your English exam.
You had one job; literally, in this case.

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>>8291691
>Ellen Baker ava when

When I stop being ESL

>>8291691
Tempted to ava as Ellen just for situations like these honestly.

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>>8291633

>>8291695
Semi-colons turn me on.

>>8291719
It'll become annoying pretty quickly

>>8291717
Sorry, but Nue ruined Miss Baker for me.