um tf2g

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tfw nobody to play rust with

>>8280939
*pats your head*
kusogemu iranai desu kedo

i got a really funny captcha but i accidentally closed the tab

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*wakes up*

tfw no body to cuddle with

is anonymous really a ghost

if i was i'd be free from this hell

*pours a cup of coffee in humans butt*

my name is coffee now
am i cute?

um


i made coffee

you made me what?
um?

um

stop

did you hate it

i hate myself

the local elections are coming up

TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP

um

stop

go!

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mfw win

irl friends are harassing me
help

i wanted to set up the steam mobile authenticator thing but it wouldn't send me the confirmation message

i just wanted to be able to trade without waiting 2 years (in 2 years)

side effects include:
-drowsiness
-nausea
-insomnia
-vomiting
-fever
-difficulty eating
-blurred vision
-confusion
-increase in the frequency of urination or amount of urine produced
-agitation or irritability
-panic attacks
-lack of emotion
-anxiety
-loss of memory
-skin rash or itching
-trouble breathing

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rate mine

can suicide really be an adverse effect of an antidepressant

>Market listing will be held for: 15 days
g*d

it let me buy stuff without waiting but not sell it

do they really not want that 15% cut of my item

ditsy isn't cute

Then stop talking about him dumbass

>him
hmm

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i saw a squirrel outside today
it wasnt scared of my presence so i decided to feed it
i threw a small bagle treat at it
the bagel rolled around and landed on the asphalt
then when it tried to pick it up it started dragging it across the road with its mouth because it could bite it
what a dumb squirrel

then a crow on the tree started making noise so i threw another one at its general direction
but it didnt pick it up, instead it flew away
im sure the crow knew it was food
i wonder if its really true that crows are smart animals
it could have had a nice snack

dotsy is a smart girl until she gets

a heavy in tf2 called something moist and delicious and it reminded me of the thing where i say "am i <something someone called something>"

bandcamp emailed me my wishlist for some reason

im having that discontinuation symptom where i feel like i want someone to talk to me for some reason

hey there
do you like butts

i HATE them

really?
what do you like then

im embarrassed to say

what about kiriikps butt
do you hate it

>>8284174
blog update: i just got the messages

the 5 of them

im going to go bankrupt now

hahhahahhhhhhhhaaaaaahahahhahahahahahhahahhahahahhahahah
hhehehehhehehhhehhehehhheheeehehehhehrhehhhehheheheeeeheheeeeehehh
hohhohohhhhohohoohohohohohohohohhohohoooooohohohoooohooho
hhihihihhiihihihiiiihihihhhhhihiihhhihihiihihihiihihihiihihihihihihihi

um

do you want

ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding

tfw nobody throws a small bagle treat at me

today truly has been the worst day for me. my best friend killed himself, I'm positive now my gf has no actual feelings for me and is just using me to get to this other guy, and I think I'm about to end up homeless.

at least tf2g has kept me smiling on the outside while I hurt on the inside

be my gf

was your best friend a tf2g

most likely not, but still, it hurts

i wish i could be like your friend

make like a tree and kill your elves

you are right

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god

i might like

sleep

same but die

>on tumblr for amature porn and dildos
>keep seeing anti trump posts
>keep seeing anti men posts
fucking tumblrettes reeeeEEEee

human sleeping tight in his own cum

how does he not drown

hes floating on top of it

dota 2>team fortress two

i thought i just had a positive thought for a second there ha ha

i like

woke up

and made coffee

eggs in your dick?

um

human you slut you're down for anything

(besides adding me)

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>someone actually bought the steam background i wanted for 17 bucks

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/cast summons the Isabelle guy

DOES ANYONE HAVE THE TIME

its TIME TO EAT SOME SLIME

does vibri even come here

**** to me

i will try

add me slut

wtf i want a trap gf now

>g

https://youtube.com/watch?v=D8UGlMcXPI8

>get involved with girls
>drama & lies & generally just weird shit
>now nobody is interested in me
i think ill go back to staying home forever masturbating to gay furry porn and dying alone
/life

#8306333
#8305925

dotsy isn't cute

>>8304632
I like this picture

an1 in brazil wannna give me a bj

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wasnt me

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WHERE IS THE TF2 NIGGA

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>>8307932
4u

>>8307859
fuck off xionxang you desperate monkey

*humps humans butt*

any1 in brazil wn give me a bj

post bunda

im shy

im lonely and i want a friend

i think theres a dude in my pants who wants to be your friend

its f.lux sunrise

good morning cock suckers (the steam group)

i LOVE being awake at around this time

put me to sleep

kiss kiss bang bang

um

rt

what do you mean

My comp broke and I can't play tf2. I wanna cry. I haven't played in 2 months

Ster is dead and you fags know this. FUNKe is the new Ster

kiss this and hang

kiss what

kiss kiss bang bang

kiss james bond?

a beautiful sight

i like the name of that library called "beautiful soup"

@ 941
i hate how right you are

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tfw suck at css (not the videogame)

i suck at life

lets suck together

human is very cute

i am pretty epic

i think

suck this
*unzips benis*

i will try

oh my god human slow down

:x

why are you awake

why not

its bed time

is 11am really bedtime

for some

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>visual studio code
>not atom
>not brackets

you are not me

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>>8315342
you noticed right that i am using visual studio code (not atom) (not brackets) but i think you forgot to send the part of your post where you convince me why i should be using them instead

>>8315349
you are not me

because they dont suck and also dont reply to me or my posts ever again you subhuman filth

>because they dont suck

you should be more specific

i think

S U C C

um

why is that

its not very helpful to just say "vs code sucks" (it works mostly fine for me)

you need to like

tell me why you think that

and why you think i should use the other editors

*holds anonymous hand*

why is that

im not sure

human
lie down here
*pats on the bed*

but im hungry

you can eat after

what are you guys doing on the bed

you are not me

she is not me either
human get on MY bed

get in me

pomf

*gets in human*
hey what is that smell

im not sure

i want to tie humans hand to their back and feed them breakfast

ayo human i just wanna get my dick wet

um

*dips dick in human*

whoa

stop raping my gf (male)

i made coffee

stop raping my coffee cup

STOP RAPING MY THOUGHTS WITH THE SILENCE

I'm going to B*NK all of you

i turned on (yous)

women should be killed

they are not dotsy

anybody mentioning d*tsy should be killed

>>8318669
you used to be able to guess what you're meant to select (i would go for drawers there) by just counting what type of image there's the most of but i think they realized people could do that

im bored *plays with kiriikps balls*

I'm bored
*avoids going to bed more*

come to bed idiot

theres nothing in there but depression and having to wake up

im a ghost in your bed come here and sleep with me

also no one there
i dont like be alone

*spooks in your pants*

I'm dying

why dude

anti depressants are cool

@8320080
yes i know thats what i went with and it let me in

i'll never be a pretty girl
i am trapped in my town

if you cant be a pretty girl yourself maybe you should fine one and marry her

thats not how my body works

just imagine you are her while you have sex with her and someone is putting his dick inside you

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i'm out

bye

i'm in [picture of benis in human]

i lied

light as a feather when im floating through

carry on my wayward son they'll be peace when we are done xd

i like pizza pepperoni mozzarella and anchovies
i like pizza with salami and some cheese and oregano

fascinating

i like pizza

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>64kbps

it sounds like it's underwater or something

blog update: the other videos are 64kbps too but sound less like they're underwater so it might be a problem with the recording of just that one

*yawns*

*really makes you think*

*thinks about your dick*

um

is there a way to check how many times "um" has been said over the whole history of tf2g on trash

i think some archives have all the threads from trash since the beginning of tf2g on trash
so yes

um is so 5 minutes ago
its all about the tim allen uuugh?

humans are sleeping
post ums

um

i woke up

i took my **** yesterday and im feeling pretty decent

um nice dude

make some coffee?

my brother made some

is your brother also a girl

>>8327974

>>8327974

>>8335023
>>8335034
um are not um

>>8335083
>>8335034

you are not me

you are not meme

>>8335172
um

die die die

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help

<xionxang> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9W44NWYwa1g
<xionxang> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HSivlaSVk1k
<xionxang> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBA0PUQCvIA
<xionxang> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5qJp6xlKEug

i think i would cuddle a guy but only if hes very cute

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i played with myself today

>>8343977
what are these names6334
are you playing with bots or 5 year olds

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>>8344330
yes!

im 5 years old

dotsy isn't cute

lmao he actually got banned for that

eat shit kiddo

who

*fondles dotsy's sweaty balls*
*SNIIIIIIIIIIFF*
OH YEAH THATS THE STUFF RIGHT THERE

any1 in brazil w2 give me a bj

post bunda

>>8282120

i had a dream i had aids and then i saw something about apple giving money to some aids fundraiser thing and that was weird
also i saw this somewhere and thought it was funny
and finally i am going to a party tonight and i hope i kiss that one cute girl
bye /daily blog

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i am a dumbass and forgot to post the funny funny thing

you are weird

people say that a lot
is that bad

i had a dream my roommate was an artist
i woke up and laughed cause i was jealous
i knew not to fear because nether of us are going to pursue anything
just shitpost and gams

people dont say that
stop lying
nobody will ever tell you that youre a freak face-on

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>>8353999
checked

but a girl i met some weeks ago told me exactly that
she further explained i was "different" but "not in a bad way"

she means it in a bad way

are you sure
i dont think she would still hang out with me if she really thought that

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>people say that a lot
>a girl i met some weeks ago

stop trying to make yourself look like a poor and unlikeable victim of society

what
but i just wanted to know if you meant it in a bad way and why you think that
plenty of society's people like me i think

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rate my pubstomp

someone on tf2g said more dominations than deaths = a pubstomp

it got boring so i left

its good
i think

but all i did was put up sentries and wait until i have to do it again

oh well then go kill yourself you dumb fucking idiot

edgy boy

all i did was shoot the floor at people's feet
stupid tranny pyro kept trying to reflect
(i died to him twice fucking cheater)

autism tranny

um

(i was joking human i hate soldier as a class)
haha stupid tranny pyros
(i am projecting)

>>8354187
i use the shotgun

>>8354199
>>8354195

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me on the left

my head hurts

*unzips pills*

tfw no tf2gfu to listen to the new gorillaz with

they have new content?
how many years has it been

gorrilaz suck

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tfw no gf

wtf stop

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wtf why

i will never be cute
it hurts my feelings

find someone who is cute
skin them and wear their face as your own
:3

>>8354729
Yes>>8354795
No
>>8354830
Maybe
>>8354881
I dont know
>>8355212

what even is this thread

should have let it die

shut the fuck up

i HATE kiriikp

why

fucking add me lmao

>>8361599
you are not me

fuck off human no one asked you

>>8361839

>>8361967
>>8361967

i just ate a really fucking hot pepper what do i do

nevermind it wore off
im never eating a whole red pepper ever again

i like how the thread is always dead on the weekend cause every1 is getting drunk and partying with their friends xd

in finland its illegal to open your mouth when you have nothing to say

fucking lmao

aaaaaaaaaa

im eating a sandwich and watching carnage johnson play overwatch

dont die

I'm watching two best friends
matt is my favorite

i kissed a guy today
someone congratulate me

are you sure

are you positive

was he cute

he was fucking gay and ugly like all men

was he dotsy

>>8371021
yes
>>8371114
yes
>>8372401
yes

>>8372568
yes
>>8372573
no

>>8372866
>>8371021

>>8372944
>>8354195

>>8373033
>>8372568

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>>8373080

I have a boner what do I do

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>>8373143

when will tf2g have such a nice community as wowg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SZbDumNCr_k

>>8373149
That's gay
You're gay anon

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>>8373171

>>8282222
nice quads

>>8286267
Crows are generally seen as dumb. Ravens on the other hand...

stop watching my watch history

>>8373204
Yes you are
You're just in the closet

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@ 441

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@480
I bet this turns you on gay boy

sexually frustrated teenage boys turn me on

sexually frustrated teenage boys should be killed

No one's a teenager here though
Go hunt somewhere else

its alright if you dont want to admit it
it would get you banned anyways....
hehehe~

the only thing you should be laughing at is yourself you fairy boy fruitcake

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no anon please i didnt meant it that way

Shut up you homo
No one will ever love you

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what stage is tf2g at?

>>8374614
No, you're definitely the one on the right
Be honest with yourself anon

>>8374682
but i don't use c++ and don't wanna?

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python

>>8373770
hey

>>8374702
You may not use C++ but you are C++ in real life big boy

>>8374914
im only 86kg

it should be illegal to talk about languages you've never used

finnish is autistic

äitisi on autistinen

you are not me

literally stop typing

>>8374924
You're still bigger than me fatty fat fat
I'm 77kg

im 60 kg :)

no one asked you

man i was really curious about your weigh thank you for clearing that doubt for me i appreciate it8375119

no problem im also glad it was helpful to you8375434

>>8375185
back the heck off ????

>>8375584
No you back the heck off!1!1!1!
You stupid doo doo head1!1!1!1!1!1!1!

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i implemented like

filtering

i think

you type in an address and it shows only the scripts that match that address

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>>8375837
nyaase one anon xD
upboated

>>8375860
*thanks you*

BBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

snnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...eggs I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....cheese.....quite wet my dear....sniff...but of yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my dear....another if you please....nice a big now....

BBBBBBRRRRRRRAAAAAAAPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPFFFFFF

Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite.....

BBBBBBRRRRRRRRPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTT

Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..sniff…ah….ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most pungent one yet my dear….ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff….yes….

hey dotsy

hey

>>8375864
*fucks you*

now where can i find her~~~

what is the limit for these threads

what am i

three hundred posts

i want to play with a boy's nipples and turn them very sensitive over time

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>>8376772
>sensitive over time
Damo is that you?