HG thread
Shitposting edition
>>8275683
First for shitposting!
>>8275683
Post the Shion version.
The worst edition I've seen yet, frankly.
>HG is still alive
We're better than ERP but still, come on. Just let it die already
>>8275711
Fuck.
>>8275730
HG will outlive 4chan itself
>>8275671
>He has to rely on new people and people who don't know he's underage for ERP and it's disgusting.
Complete and utter bollocks. The 4 people I ERP with all know who I am and are fine with it.
>>8275749
Name them then.
>>8275730
Haha no
>>8275714
Is that a surprise? Really?
>>8275766
Why should I?
>replying to Aaron Kennedy
>ever
Why would you do that?
>>8275683
I can accept every version but not this one!
>>8275795
Why not?
>>8275792
Why do people reply to you?
>>8275786
Because we need to know who the pedos are so they can be shunned for engaging in sexual activities with a child and for having shit taste in ERP partners
Can we just get into the game?
>>eight two seven five eight one one
>replying to people
>ever
ell oh ell
>>8275810
Because "shitposting" is chaos, and I want order!
>>8275749
>He's confessing to being underage
>>8275811
He's entertsining though
>>8275811
I don't know myself, but at least I have the moral high ground over Bolin due to the fact I'm not 12 and haven't done any of tbe autistic shit he does.
>>8275749
>>8275847
repotent
>>8275847
Hit report
>>8275813
That just makes me explicitly not want to tell.
If it helps your needless sense of righteousness, one of them is a 15 year old girl anyway.
>>8275847
Where did I confess to being underage?
>>8275864
ok
>>8275730
>had a Friday night lineup
>needs to die
>>8275813
I want to touch you.
>>8275749
You most be 18 or older to acces this site
>>8275880
>one of them is a 15 year old girl
That makes it worse. Kill yourself.
>>8275890
a hella based line-up
>>8275898
Do it.
>>8275880
That's three more individuals that need to stop breathing yourself not included.
>>8275930
What was the line up?
>>8275902
Where did I say I was not complying with this rule?
>>8275923
ok
>>8275934
you can stop sucking yourself off any time now. we all know how moral and just you are, so stop signalling constantly and go become someone else's pest.
>>8275938
shit let me try to remember
i think it was Yukine->Asgore->Seth?
last night was better though. Yukine->Yuno->Seth->whoever hosts Grab Bag Games whom i forget->Asgore
all in all great fucking weekend for HG
>>8275978
>Where did I say I was not complying with this rule?
we all know you go to school and heil hitler potato fucker
>>8275934
>Touches.
>>8276014
>kissu the Parsee
>>8276010
:thinking:
>>8276009
Nagato is grab bag anon.
>>8275978
I'm trying to save you from online predators. Somebody has to stick up for the children around here.
>>8276014
>Blushu
Host
>>8276070
Fuck off. I feel like dying.
>>8276070
Give me 45 minutes
>>8276009
HG is recovering from terminal cancer kinda
>>8276086
I'm dead already.
Get on my level.
>>8276070
Hee! You've called?
I heard there are many a great warrior here. I beg of you all, please help me in my quest. I have ran out of options.
>>8276106
I'd be pleased if you were to host. If you were to host quickly then we can have back to back games.
>>8276106
You wanna host a game for us?
>>8276119
Pay me and I will. Can't feed myself with ideals and dreams.
>>8276070
>Too late in night for me to host
>>8276009
I think it was
Yukine->Yuno->Seth->Asgore->Yuno->Grab Bag?
>>8276122
>>8276125
If it is desired, then so be it. I'll need five minutes to prepare.
>>8276192
Thanks
>>8276192
Kissu bb
>>8276119
The path you walk is yours' alone to travel, I feel.
>Hosting_Mode.exe engaged.
Aight, first 36, will bump if needed but I doubt it.
>>8276198
No problem.
>>8276209
That's hella gay.
Avatar of Sargeras
>>8276238
Uni
>>8276238
Kurumizawa Satanichia McDowell
>>8276238
Tiny snek
>>8276238
Nrvnqsr Chaos
>>8276238
Accelerator
>>8276238
Fluorette
>>8276238
Akama
>>8276238
Ryoma Hoshi
>>8276238
Elma Jouii
>>8276238
Kosaku Kawajiri
>>8276238
Owain!
>>8276238
Albedo
>>8276238
Oroborus Dragon God Ophis
>>8276238
Araragi
>>8276238
Acerola
>>8276043
How are you?
>>8276031
>Kissu back
>>8276238
Frylock (female)
>>8276238
Kumiko Oumae
>>8276238
Nanako
>>8276238
Genji
>>8276238
Stratos
>>8276238
Sticky Fingaz
>>8276238
Lum!
>>8276238
Hilda
>>8276238
Lord Ainz Ooal Gown
>>8276238
MagnetMan.EXE
>>8276283
Nice
>>8276238
Lord Chin Chin
>>8276238
Yellow Peash
>>8276238
My wife
>>8276238
Rubick
>>8276238
The Cybernetic Ghost of Christmas Past from the Future
>>8276238
Shantae
>>8276238
Baki Hanma
>>8276280
Ily Suzumi-chan
>>8276238
Parsee
>>8276238
Jack
>>8276238
Killer Mike
>>8276238
Rawberry
>>8276262
MY ACHING BLOOD
The King of Imaginationland
>>8276238
Fujiwara no Mokou
>>8276262
Fuck off ERP cancer
>>8276238
Senshougahara
>>8276321
Saw that coming as soon as I saw his entry. Kek
>>8276262
IT'S THE MONKEY
>>8276238
Sol Badguy
Y'all know the drill, 5-6 minutes for any swaps or corrections.
>>8276313
My blood aches for battles! It sweeps my body like a grand flood, calling me to action! Prepare for BLOODSHED!
>>8276303
>patpatpat
>>8276271
I wanna fuck Frylock
>>8276337
KUCK-WHOLES
>>8276354
FUCK OFF
WHY
FUCK OFF
FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFFFUCK OFFFUCK OFF
PLEASE
I WNAT TO GET AWAY FROM YOU
YOYU'RE AEVERYWHERE
EERYR SERVER I AM IN TALKS ABOUT YOU
WHY WONT YOKU GO AWAY
GO AWAY
FUCK OFFFUCK OFFFUCK OFFFUCK OFF
>>8276359
You'd get oil burns on your dick though. Fries are hot as fuck
>>8276353
I am ready. Begin at your leisure.
>>8276364
Stop ERPing then faggot
>>8276353
(Swap me out. Lost the urge to play)
>>8276353
Are there rules here that state that I am not allowed to snack on one of my teammates?
>>8276353
Let all who live burn in my wake! Nothing shall survive my Burning Crusade
>>8276353
I'm not as ready as I thought I was.
>>8276345
>>8276298
>>8276407
Uhh...
Not sure what the screaming was for there. Thanks.
>>8276411
I guess you'd better get ready.
>>8276270
I'm fiiine. What all have you been up to?
>>8276353
It isn't my day.
>>8276298
>>8276319
>>8276353
I still don't know many of this people, but soon everyone will know about me!
>>8276392
Aight, ninja out, Jack in.
>>8276407
>>8276450
Gotcha.
>>8276394
Um...go wild.
>>8276371
Yo real talk, the best fries are the normal ones with the flaky bits. They rule.
Starting ASAP.
>>8276353
Thanks for hosting.
Is owain the Kamina of erp?
>>8276461
>Gorey having great taste again
>>8276466
Why didn't you enter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gIDYvg73RuM
>>8276472
Owain is to ERP what Subaru is to HG
Only Owain is OOC and Subaru is IC
>>8276461
>flaky bits
>not curly fries
Smdh
>>8276487
Because I just got here and missed the entry.
>>8276501
Curly fries and onion rings!
>>8276483
But he doesn't like BBQ sauce or ranch
And puts mayonnaise on fries
BLOODBATH
He's only on that team because he's black.
He looks like he could punch through a stone wall anyways.
Don't fall in between the train and the platform, tiny snek!
*eat him out of existence.
>>8276466
It's what I live for. That, along with metal and drugs.
>>8276483
I just can't be stopped.
>>8276501
Curly fries are good, too. I'm not picky.
>>8276472
No. People actually like Owain
>>8276518
I would have put you in
>miss another game again
Fuck.
>>8276546
>People actually like Owain
A whole server
>>8276535
I-I were lucky to do that..
>>8276535
But I don't have any- ohhhh! I get it now.
>>8276534
>Not liking Ranch
Eh. Not that great desu
>Not liking BBQ Sauce
It's good with some things better than others.
>Mayo on fries
What the fuck? You've gone too far this time, goat
>>8276548
Well thank you Anon~
>>8276552
Suck it up princess.
>>8276535
I'm ready to chew ass and kick bub-
>Sudden realization.
...
That never happened, let's move already.
>>8276535
I may be ready, but that doesn't mean I want to do it
>>8276535
I'll take the bubblegum first, so go on, hand it over.
>>8276580
>rubs horns
>>8276552
May you have better luck and more fortunate timing in the future.
>>8276535
May we please...change back?
>>8276554
>It's always leading to the best north side anyway.
What the fuck does that even mean.
Hey, no, stop that. I don't like your kind to begin with, but trying to take over my Arena? No. Bad loli. I'd much rather it belong to the other person.
J-Jesus Christ guys, is...is that really necessary?
Parsee? Being happy for once? Why, I'd never-
He already looks like badly drawn fanart anyways,
>>8276534
And Hitler killed six million Jews. What of it?
>>8276572
You'll never take me alive.
>>8276615
It's always pointing up I assume.
>>8276535
Even the untamed wilderness of this realm can't hope to contain my awesome might!
>>8276621
P-Poultry! My only weakness!
>>8276580
Already have and don't call me that.
>>8276609
Thanks.
>>8276621
I really should be drinking all the cleaning supplies in here. That would solve everything.
>>8276535
Rough seas ahead, crew. Strap me to the mizzen when I give the word.
>>8276621
>Rubick looks upon the body, then turns his gaze to Akama.
Good job!
>>8276621
Oh is this a ghost ship?!
>>8276535
>fuck this shit.
>I'm oficially dropping Stratos.
>>8276621
...
Today just isn't my day.
>well that was short lived
>>8276621
A-Are you two sure that we should do this? I don't like to interrupt in places like this
HEY I HOPE YOU GUYS LIKE EARLY ARENA EVENTS.
AND ZOMBIES.
>>8276663
If you want. Avatar has no bearing on the RNG.
>>8276621
Your stupid family tree report is full of lies, as far as I know I'm not related to any of you...
>>8276441
NT and overmeme.
>>8276534
It's disgraceful!
>>8276626
>compasses point up
God I hate her.
>>8276664
>>8276621
>*screaming internally*
>>8276689
I couldn't think of another person that deserves this more than me. If only the others could have gotten out and survived.
>>8276689
Undead truly do make the best menial servants for taking out the garbage.
>>8276633
It is the least I can offer.
>>8276689
Unsurprisingly, a shovel does well against these sorts.
>>8276689
Seeing all these zombies reminds me how much I wished my dad turned into a ghost.
>>8276689
Everything is now chaos, how dare you?!
>Just in time
>goodnight
After that bloodshed, I suppose it's only right everyone has a bit of leisure time.
Except Owain, who decides to give drugs to the psychopath who MURDERED AND ATE THREE PEOPLE.
>>8276756
Nini.
>>8276689
W-Where's Shinobu when I need her...? How am I supposed to get away from them all on my own...?
>>8276689
>I know. My luck is just shit with him.
>Whatever. Probably still going to keep him.
>>8276764
>Except Owain, who decides to give drugs to the psychopath who MURDERED AND ATE THREE PEOPLE.
>the host got claimed by Owain
Is there no stopping that madman?
>>8276779
Oh hey, I remember you from that one /b/ game the other day
F E A S T B O Y S
I'm not surprised, considering she's a bit, uh...empty up there, from what I've seen.
(B)EAT THE RICH
>>8276779
What's he from, anyways? I've been wondering.
>>8276790
What'd I do now.
>>8276779
Have only won 3 times on a character I have used for a while. You are fine.
>>8276764
>Accel tripping on LSD
Fucking kek
>>8276790
>Acknowledging something is getting claimed
???
>>8276814
>What'd I do now.
Get claimed by Owain
>>8276009
I actually didn't host last night, had work
I can host weekdays I'm not busy at 7pm (8est)
>>8276824
Doing ANYTHING with owain means you got claimed
All of ERP and now HG belongs to Owain just because he posts in them
>>8276764
I-I thought they were a special kind of colored medicine! Don't blame me for any adverse side effects! I'm a hero of time not a medic!
>>8276814
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't just guessing, really.
>>8276849
I talked to him once and didn't get claimed. Checkmate, atheists
>>8276850
>I'm a hero of time
>Owain claiming to be OoT Link
The news was right: video games DO kill.
Can't stop the Accelerator!
The curse of being the posterchild for ERP.
>>8276828
Uh...explain?
>>8276814
This is what happens when I try to grant charity to dirty rats.
I'll leave such horrid work to someone better suited to working with humans in the future, as I'm sure Solution could use another meal.
>>8276849
>Implying Owain owns Eggman-kun
>Implying Eggman-kun doesn't own Owain
>>8276866
>Uh...explain?
Owain as a "i'm the protag" personality going for him OOC and he's really pushy and throws himself at everyone with really wordy ERP. Eventually it went from him trying to make a harem for himself to him claiming everyone for his harem. It's a cancerous meme that's been ruining ERP. Basically anything related to Owain has been cancer to ERP.
>>8276866
No matter what demons may try to assail me in the night I shall deal a decisive blow with my blade.
>Owain strikes a heroic pose, rolling his blade around in his hand before leaping forward and slicing at thin air.
Abysmal body blow! With this new special attack I shall find glory unyielding!
Yeah, that's a good decision.
>>8276893
Oh, so he claimed a 10 year old goat king for his harem.
That's...perverted.
>>8276929
There is nothing Owain won't dick. You're better off making a list of things Owain HASN'T stuck his dick into.
>>8276866
I tried....
>>8276929
No, he claimed the metalhead looking motherfucker behind the 10 year old goat
>>8276802
>you mean the one where Obabo killed us all with an airstrike? That shit was brutal.
>>8276814
>Azure Striker Gunvolt. It's a pretty decent game.
>>8276815
It's fine. I'm just throwing a hissy fit.
If Owain wins, HG will never hear the end of it.
HG will forever be known as the Owain Games.
>>8276802
young Tito Dickman?
I THOUGHT YOU AGREED TO AVOID HIM.
>>8276948
A toaster
A corpse
The moon
>>8276957
...N-Not my boipussy.
Also I don't just look like one; I AM one.
Again? I should probably just invest in a crematorium.
>>8277025
Baki just saved HG from becoming OG.
Hey Owain, meet me out back after you finish here~
Spam is one thing, but to bring your shitty memes into HG? That's going too far
Why am I completely unsurprised, Suz.
Oh: WINNER!
>>8277036
Based Baki
>>8277037
Oh God no not my childhood.
>>8277038
It's just fun m8. No need to get cranky over it.
>>8277025
>Owain clutches his bleeding ankle as he is surrounded by the undead, screaming all the vitriol he can muster in the man's direction.
WE RODE IN AN AIR BALLOON TOGETHER HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO THE HERO OF ALL REALMS!?
>>8277025
BASED BAKI SAVING HG
CONGRATULATIONS LUM!
You are the newest Gorey Gauntlet Champion!
Your wincard will be out ASAP.
And the placements.
>>8277068
>THE HERO OF ALL REALMS!?
>Owain is this egotistical and will hide behind "being IC"
>Rance was delightfully surprised when Lucina welcomed his kiss, finding it quite amusing that how an important Princess would receive the affection of a man like him. It didn’t matter, however, as he eagerly kissed her back for a while… Their passion being a testament to, perhaps, the unspoken affection they had between each other! Breaking the kiss, his brown eyes met her own orbs, smiling before speaking up to his new lover…
You sound surprised, Princess~ Ever since I arrived to this place I’ve done it with lots of beautiful wenches, courtesans and other lovely warriors such as yourself… But I’m particularly lucky for bedding a beautiful Princess!
>Rance said with the same teasing tone he used with her a while back, his hands now reaching for her ample rear, his fingers sinking into the supple flesh as he unleashed a barrage of hungry, mighty thrusts against Lucina’s nubile, royal cunt. With every apex of his motions, his cock kissed the entrance of her womb, spitting small amounts of translucent precum inside the swordmaiden’s love tunnel, helping every motion to become slicker than the previous one.
Nnngh… Keep going~ Soon enough I shall grace you with my Imperial Juice, Princess…
>>8277082
Hey they gal did it herself, a small bit of fighting but nothing to much. Congratulations.
>>8277095
Thanks for hosting for them all. Just wish I could have been apart of those battles.
>>8277095
Thanks for hosting. Congratulations to the winner.
>Lucina lets out an unladylike squeal of delight with each balls deep thrust into her sopping wet cunt, her fingers raking down Rance's chest as he viciously pounds her. Her rear ripples each time he sinks all the way inside of her, Lucina dropping her waist down with equal intensity onto the man's lap. Her plump rear claps messily against Rance's thighs, filling the air with flesh colliding against flesh. Lucina's womb trembled with need from the constant poking and prodding, ready to take every drop of the man's seed into the deepest reaches of her sex. Lucina's defiance melts away as her insides are rearranged by the man's hyper weapon, her words punctuated with a few needy cries and moans.
J-Just finish already. I-I have no need for all your worthless compliments.
>Despite her words a warm smile is still plastered across her face, her pussy suddenly contracting and hosing the man's lower body down with her secretions. Her inner walls undulate along the man's girth, milking him from base to tip as a silent command for him to empty himself inside of her.
>>8277095
Congrats, and thank you for hosting.
>>8277116
>Lucina
>Not Marth
>A fine sheen of sweat covered Rance’s form, a testament to the passion between the two “lovers”. Sure, they weren’t exactly a couple, at least for the time being, but he certainly enjoyed his time with her… She was beautiful, important and quite skilled! The perfect candidate to be his woman.
>Or one of his many women.
Your wish… Is my command!
>Said Rance with delight as he closed a single eye and bit his lower lip. The exquisite tightness of Lucina’s love tunnel wrapped around his shaft further pushed Rance towards his orgasm. Even if he wanted to resist it as much as he could, he knew it would be a futile thing, so instead of fighting he happily welcomed his climax. String after string of his hot seed filled Lucina’s insides, coating her love walls with white. A grunt escaped past his lips, signaling how much he loved it. After all, it wasn’t often when he made a woman like her one of his bed buddies.
Ahhh… This will do… I can’t believe how great you feel, Lady Lucina… Maybe next time you can bring one of your ladies-in-waiting to join us. How is that?
>Ambitious and pervert like always, Rance was thinking of all the sort of things he’d do with both Lucina and a possible third party.
Fufufufu~
>afk
>get back
>open a random slide
>tribute dies at the exact slide
>>8277095
I'll come back stronger! And with a better cape! And better nicknames! Just you wait...
(Thanks for hosting. Have a nice day.)
Boom.
>>8277110
>>8277115
>>8277124
>>8277150
No problem.
>>8277099
Thanks for waiting until after the game, my man. You a real nigga.
>>8277150
Cape? A cape would just get in your way during a battle.
>>8277082
The woman that attacked me...congratulations.
And thank you for this.
>>8277095
Three cheers for Lum hey?
Thanks for the game
Does anyone have the hoshi picture of him eating a ice cream?
>>8277175
>>8277177
My pleasure. I think someone said they were going to host, but we'll see.
>>8277189
Parsee stop stalking people.
Give me 36 for a game.
-PLEASE REFRAIN FROM LINKING PREVIOUS ENTRIES
-Keep names short
-Duplicates will be overlooked
Have patience since this is all done manually without a mouse
-Have fun
>>8277171
Only a total beginner in the way of the blade would let a piece of cloth get in the way of his almighty techniques! Once you've walked the path of the blade as long as I have you will understand the cape merely amplifies your techniques!
>>8277214
Maria and Harusame
>>8277159
>tfw no afk buff.
Thanks for hosting dude, congratulations Lum.
>>8277214
Araragi
>>8277214
Uni
>>8277218
No fuck off, you don't get to be here anymore
>>8277214
Cabbage Cop
>>8277095
>thrown into a bunch of bushes
>barrel rolled off a cliff
>beaten in a deadly musical
>nuked by Obama
>other shit I'm forgetting
>now eaten by a literal landwhale
>mfw
>thanks for hosting.
>>8277214
Grom Hellscream
>>8277201
I NEED IT FOR REASONS!
>>8277214
Rokurou Rangetsu
>>8277214
Nrvnqsr Chaos
>>8277214
Rubick
>>8277214
King Dedede
>>8277214
Fluorette
>>8277214
dinte da demun killa
>>8277214
Owain!
>>8277145
You won't believe how often that happens to me
Afk buff is real
>>8277214
Dawn
>>8277256
FUCK OFF
KILL YOURSELF
YOU ARE LEGITIMATE CANCER
>>8277214
Unidentified Roodian with Jacket
>>8277214
Delirium
>
>>8277214
Slime tits
>>8277214
Albedo
>>8277214
Mugi
>>8277203
Ah what's the problem? Just let the kid dream that heroes wear capes and swing swords twice their size.
>>8277218
If your not a beginner then you'd also know that a cape is a prime target for getting tangled up in your movement restricting your arms. While also being an extension of your body for your opponent to grab to trip you up.
>>8277256
Why can't you leave
Answer me honestly
Please I have to know
What is wrong with your head that makes you be in places that nobody wants you in
>>8277214
Kurumizawa Satanichia McDowell
>>8277214
Ryoma Hoshi
>>8277214
Dapper Plague Knight
>>8277224
>>8277233
>No problemo.
>>8277214
My OTP
>>8277095
>Congratulation, and thanks for hosting.
>8277214
Ophis
>>8277214
Aura Bella Fiora
>>8277214
Bufflestia
>>8277214
Baki Hanma
>>8277214
Suz
>>8277214
La Squadra di Esecuzione
>>8277214
Senshougahara
>>8277214
Arthas Menethil
>moving stuff around my room
>accidentally hit something
>it makes a sound
what the...?
>>8277214
Wraith
>>8277214
Spiral Knight
>>8277214
Junko Enoshima
>>8277214
Ursula-sensei
>>8277214
Merak
>>8277302
>>8277214
>Fucking why
>>8277281
Merely another handicap I use so I don't accidentally rend the world asunder with my world shattering might! Don't spew such silly nonsense towards me, beginner. I assure you that I have only nearly lost my life 13 times since I implemented the ultimate back cover of magical malidicts!
>>8277214
Runy Rose
10 signs for spotting a sociopath
#1) Sociopaths are charming. Sociopaths have high charisma and tend to attract a following just because people want to be around them. They often appear to be sexy or have a strong sexual attraction. Not all sexy people are sociopaths, obviously, but watch out for over-the-top sexual appetites and weird fetishes.
#2) Sociopaths are more spontaneous and intense than other people. They tend to do bizarre, sometimes erratic things that most regular people wouldn't do. They are unbound by normal social contracts.
#3) Sociopaths are incapable of feeling shame, guilt or remorse. Their brains simply lack the circuitry to process such emotions. This allows them to betray people, threaten people or harm people without giving it a second thought. They pursue any action that serves their own self interest even if it seriously harms others.
#4) Sociopaths invent outrageous lies about their experiences. They wildly exaggerate things to the point of absurdity, but when they describe it to you in a storytelling format, for some reason it sounds believable at the time.
#5) Sociopaths seek to dominate others and "win" at all costs. They hate to lose any argument or fight and will viciously defend their web of lies, even to the point of logical absurdity.
#6) Sociopaths tend to be highly intelligent, but they use their brainpower to deceive others rather than empower them.
#7) Sociopaths are incapable of love and are entirely self-serving.
#8) Sociopaths speak poetically. They are master wordsmiths, able to deliver a running "stream of consciousness" monologue that is both intriguing and hypnotic.
#9) Sociopaths never apologize. They are never wrong. They never feel guilt. They can never apologize. Even if shown proof that they were wrong, they will refuse to apologize and instead go on the attack.
#10) Sociopaths are delusional and literally believe that what they say becomes truth merely because they say it!
>>8277325
RUN
>>8277353
Basically every oldfag.
>>8277214
Kosaku Kawajiri
>>8277214
Walter C. Dornez
>tfw not a sociopath
>>8277353
>>8277379
Mmmm fresh pasta (I think)
>>8277367
Did you miss "charming," "highly intelligent," "high charisma," and "master wordsmiths?"
>>8277388
>stares
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same
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>>8277328
kys baron
>spits in your face
...
>>8277367
>implying
Most Oldfags don't fit those roles. I can't even think of one that's like that.
>>8277347
Only thirteen? You must be slacking then kid. Here how about this, if you can beat me some how in these battles to come. I'll teach you a real fighting style.
>>8277339
>kissu
>>8277388
Are you self-aware?
>>8277403
And a wicked sense of humour?
>>8277430
What's that?
>>8277413
Ah! Surely you jest, oddly dressed crude swordsman. My fighting style is one of tact, style, finesse and all other synonyms one would use to describe a swordmaster! Please, leave me to my business, for their is glory to be won in this realm!
I miss Hoshi
>>8277406
>she wipes it off thankfully hitting her bandages. The wraith gives driver directions on where to find baron, not missing out on an opportunity to make that scumbag's life miserable
Baron's that way driver guy, can't miss it.
>>8277353
This does describe Owain pretty well to be honest
>>8277468
>hits u in top gear
baron
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kys
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>stares at ur body
>>8277468
>it
Did you just assume Baron's gender?
>>8277467
I miss Matoi
>>8277467
Too bad he gave all his folders away to newfags.
>>8277488
Newfag here, can confirm.
>>8277467
>Junko/LF
>>8277467
You have a new cancer in the form of Owain now
I have a few things to do so make your requests and I'll change them when I return.
>lewding Suu
You monster.
>>8277467
I wonder what kind of things he's doing right now.
>>8277459
Whatever you say kid, as a swordsman who's already won battles in this realm as you call it. I'd call you a fool for not taking free advice.
>>8277524
>owain
>new cancer
Fuckin kek!
>>8277526
Hee! Let's begin!
>>8277542
He's new to HG
>>8277526
>>8277313
>>8277378
>Lucina rests her head against the man's chest as she quivers in the aftershocks of her orgasm, continuing much longer than anticipated with each blast of cock seed into her receptive womb. Lucina silently thanks herself for always casting a birth control spell before she heads out to battle, her battle lust causing a few problems when she was seen "interrogating" a prisoner with unconventional methods. A hefty combination of their mixed fluids leak from her overstuffed snatch, staining her bedsheets. She leans on top of the man as his cock pops free, a deluge of semen dripping out onto the man's base. She wraps her arms around the man's neck and snuggles closer to him, feeling very exposed without her usual armor on. Lucina pouts at his words, opening her mouth to speak.
As if I would...
>She stops in her tracks as a certain woman's face plays through her head. A no nonsense time boy with a fiery red mane as bright as her temper. She hatches a terribly nasty plan, one almost as dastardly as the war she has fought in.
I know a certain woman...You should probably count yourself unlucky if we meet again though.
(I think that's it! I hope you enjoyed it.)
>>8277549
So he's not the old cancerous Owain from /b/ HG?
>>8277214
Yukine
>>8277526
Ah, the overly dramatic man? Very well.
>>8277526
A number of interesting and challenging opponents among this bunch. Some districts have one or two, others have none.
>>8277573
Dumb cat
>>8277484
(i meant the place baron's at.)
>>8277482
>after taking a beating, she plays dead waiting for him to move on.
>>8277565
If he is, that would explain everything
>>8277565
He's Bobby Ace
>>8277565
Nope.
>>8277526
>>8277274
>>8277386
@8277553
Trying to trick us into adding to ERPs chaos?
Nice try, Parsee
>>8277526
>Merak takes a minute to look at the roster.
Oi, what's this new "game" everyone's talking about?
The fly guy seems to enjoy it at least.
>hopefully he does better than Stratos.
>>8277526
Can we hurry up and start so I can LEAVE
dude weed
>>8276621
My plan worked, awesome.
But now I'm dead... Shoulda thought that out more.
>>8277599
Keep your spot, sweetie.
>>8277612
How long till you need to run off lady? Cause if you have the time I've got a bet.
>>8277526
My sword hand hungers for the blood of the innocent...
W-Wait not innocent! That's evil! I'm a benevolent bladesman, I assure you!
>>8277582
>parks his car on her head
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>stares
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kys baron
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>stares more
>>8277622
>replying to an hour old post
>>8277526
>>8277550
There's no point in refusing it this time. Something tells me that doing so would bring chaos to my peaceful life, and I wouldn't want that.
All I can do is thank you for the opportunity. I, Kosaku Kawajiri, will make the most of it.
>>8277623
>>8277636
Please leave.
I'm asking nicely.
>>8277655
>Hey, it's more (You)s for me.
>>8277634
I've got time. Too much of it spent in this district but I've got it.
>>8277647
>she barely manages to lifts the wheel inches off her, crawling out of the car, pissed off and exhausted.
I told you where he is, jackass! I'm not him, I HATE Baron as much as you do!!
Will host but I need a /co/de