ITT: Pokemon are real. Who's your favorite bug? Info:

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C

i want jij and bones to be my dad
skitters can be my hot older brother

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>>8267036
Probably. I would appreciate it, since I'm level 54, and not very good at combat.

>>8267002
Yeah. Can't spend all our time here.
Start off with verdanturf, and go from there, I guess. Lots of places to see.

>>8266930
Well, you have plenty of time to train.
So, no worries.

Whichever bug is the lewdest bug.

>>8267093
What about me anon where do I fall into this weird family of yours

>>8267093
out incestanon

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>>8267093
(I doubt I'm older than you, but I'm completely okay with this.)

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>>8267073
Sylvie!

>>8267106
bork?
you can be the cool uncle

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>>8267135
(But how can Bork be your uncle if he's already my new brother?)

>>8267073
>Frankie: shuffle feet a bit.
I haven't know many Bug-types closely, but the rest of the team speaks quite highly of C the Scisor.
>>8267077
>Frankie: help with pancakes

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>>8267135
Aww yiss
>>8267066
>>8267052
>get to makin tasty pancakes with Frankie's help

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>>8267073
C she is great
Welp it's time to go to work the cafe soon opens and i will have to apologize to my boss

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>>8267036
I suppose so...do you think we could have some friendly battles some time to help train us up a little bit?
I wouldn't want you to get hurt and then us be defenseless.

>>8267085
Not by much.

>>8267073
Clearly Yanmega.

>>8267101
Yeah exactly, we've got plenty of time to think about it too.
There's no rush.
>Sandslash gives Yanmega a kiss

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>>8267093
why are you like this

>>8267141
fuck ok then
smeargs is the drunk uncle

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>>8267073
Ah... Nina or Yanmega?
>>8267101
I can do that then. Thank you for letting me aboard.
>>8267165
You can hit me if you need practice.
>She puts her claws up.
I've been hit by worse.

>>8267093
And i'm that family member that's has always been there but it's not noticed by most of the family because he hardly talk about himself

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>>8267236
(But Croags... I notice you )
(You can be the quiet brother)

>>8267236
Senpai notices you.

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>>8267165
>Kiss back
Nothing wrong with taking it slow. Or a friendly sparring match or two.

>>8267229
No problem.
We appreciate your help.

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>>8267229
Alright...I'll try.
>Sandslash uses Slash

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>>8267291
Hahah, thank you.
>>8267292
>Clink.
252 Atk Life Orb Sandslash Slash vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Scizor: 10-13 (4.4 - 5.7%) -- possibly the worst move ever
...
Ow!
Good hit.

>>8267253
(You know that describes me with my family pretty well irl)

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>>8267151
>Excited fishpupper noises
ohmygosh yessss

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>>8267172
(Smeargs is the best drunk uncle, right next to Brock)
>>8267333
(Trips confirm Croags for the quiet brother. Hug the frog. )

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>>8267151
Is it just me or do you keep hanging out with eeveelutions?
Is there something else going on with you that I need to know?

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>>8267332
>>8267292
>nina exitedly watches the sparring

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>>8267332
(hey, so just as something that I've been wondering, why did you disappear a while back?)
Thanks, I've never liked battling much, I'm surprised that hit.
>Slash again

>>8267337
Aaaaaand, done!
>Frankie: put pancakes on plate, pet the fishpupper
>>8267404
>Nervousness™

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>>8267404
There's a Glaceon, Espeon, narcoleptic Flareon and used to have a jolteon with us.

Anyways you want some pancakes Mayday?

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>>8267337
>>8267477
>A vee comes out of the shadows
...I smell something good for breakfast.

>>8267483
Don't forget me!

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>>8267500
Hey sleepy head, you want some pancakes too?

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>>8267513
Mhm!
>Excited vee noises.

>>8267477
Oh Frankie I forgot to give you something the other day
>hold out the Eevium Z
Some guy me and Zorro battled used this against us and then gave us one, said it was an Eevium Z.
Do you know how to use it?

- Sylvie

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>>8267500
And right as I bring it up, another one shows up.
>>8267483
Anyway no thank you, I still need to recover that mess from yesterday.

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>>8267424
Do you want to get in on this?
>>8267466
(Got busy with irl things, sorry to Adri's rper.)
>Clink.
>252 Atk Life Orb Sandslash Slash vs. 252 HP / 4 Def Scizor on a critical hit: 16-19 (5.7 - 6.8%) -- possibly the worst move ever
>Feel free to tell me if I'm calcing these wrong because these feel a bit low.
>I'm calcing at LV80 for C and 43 for slash.
That's a good hit.

>>8267548
>Frankie: whistle, impresssed.
T-that... That's a heck of a thing right there.
I'm sure I can figure it out!
>>8267483
>>8267534
>>8267513
>Frankie: plate up pancakes for everybody.

>>8267588
have fun getting murderblasted by skitters


Skitters the Gay-meMaster - Today at 12:34 PM
+6 252+ Atk Groudon-Primal Flare Blitz vs. 0 HP / 4 Def Scizor-Mega in Harsh Sunshine: 6132-7216 (2713.2 - 3192.9%) -- guaranteed OHKO

>>8267615
none of skitters chars have groudon you dipshit

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>>8267548
A what...?
>>8267587
Bring what up?
>Confused vee noises

>>8267595
>Vee is distracted by pancakes
>Nom

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>>8267588
should i?
wouldn't it be unfair to be two against one?

>>8267588
>those calcs
Stop fucking cheating

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>>8267615
(I don't roleplay Maxie or Groudon, but you caught me. My next target is Fishsail. )
+6 252 SpA Xurkitree Helping Hand Gigavolt Havoc (185 BP) vs. 0 HP / 0 SpD Wingull in Electric Terrain on a critical hit: 528076-621268 (2779347.3 - 3269831.5%) -- guaranteed OHKO

>>8267588
(I'm honestly not sure, but I do think something is being calculated wrong)
(Like, I calculated a hit from Shelldon against her, and got: 252 Atk Life Orb Adaptability Crawdaunt Crabhammer vs. 0 HP / 252 Def Scizor: 112-133 (49.5 - 58.8%) -- 98.4% chance to 2HKO)
(And if I recall correctly, the exact same thing got 10-20% in your calculation)
(I don't know, though.)

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well the cafe is open now i just wait for the customers
>>8267588
(don't worry about it)

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>>8267587
Do you have a problem with Eevees and Eeveelutions?

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>>8267588
(thanks for clearing that up, he's been worried he scared you off)
(also honestly considering this is a friendly match I don't care so much about the calcs being wrong, I'm too lazy to check them anyway)
I don't feel like I'm doing much, but at least I'm hitting consistently.
...Maybe I should see if I can replace Slash with something more useful.
> Slash again

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>>8267710
No, it's just something I noticed with you. I guess I'm a pattern seeker or something.

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>>8267587
Um
Is something wrong?
>nom
>slightly confus

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>>8267641
Feel free to. I've been against two level 100s at the same time.
>>8267715
>Miss.
Maybe?

>>8267651
(Sorry?)
>>8267666
(Okay.)
>>8267669
(Sorry, I wasn't calcing her as mega or anything? I use the Offensive Swords Dance for my calcs if that helps? Sorry if I'm ruining the fighting system.)
>>8267686
(Sorry about that.)

>>8267729
Uhuh.
-Sylvie

>>8267735
fuck off

>Annul all marriages not blessed by Lord Helix

>>8267777
(Well shit I guess they're 100% legit)

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>>8267735
okay, i'll try
>nina uses knock off

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>>8267758

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>>8267758

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>>8267735
Yeah...like I said, I don't battle much.
>Slash again I guess
Just let me know if you're getting bored of me trying to do something, by the way.

>>8267777
>>8267800
(So is every marriage blessed by Helix now?)

>>8267735
(252 Atk Life Orb Adaptability Crawdaunt Crabhammer vs. 0 HP / 252 Def Scizor-Mega: 88-104 (38.9 - 46%) -- guaranteed 3HKO)
(IDK)

>>8267891
>>8267800
no.

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well there isn't much movement today, it's a lazy day
>>8267735
(nah it's okay at least i'm glad that i didn't drive you away like i thought)

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>>8267735
(But yeah, just ignore him. We're not going to have Groudon break free from Maxie to come fuck up your character or some shit. )
(I'm also not going to pick up a Xurkitree to fry a seagull, before anyone makes that comment. )

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>>8267888
kek

>>8267730
>Fankie: pat pupper, finish pancakes.
Don't worry about it.

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>>8267802
>36 Atk Skorupi Knock Off vs. 0 HP / 4 Def Scizor: 5-7 (2.2 - 3%) -- possibly the worst move ever
>I guess?
Good hit.
>>8267890
>252 Atk Life Orb Sandslash Slash vs. 0 HP / 4 Def Scizor: 10-13 (4.4 - 5.7%) -- possibly the worst move ever
>????
You're fine. Do you know Earthquake or anything?
>>8267894
>>8267919
>>8267933
(Right sorry. If I'm messing up calcs feel free to tell me.)

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>>8268027
(Hm... If you're afraid of messing them up I could always do the calcs? Just give me a set to use. )
(Also, do you want to join the Discord? It's quiet right now, in case you're worried about barging in on a convo or something. )

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>Appear in engine room of weird broken boat.
Kree?
>Give the engine a jolt.

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>>8268027
I do know Earthquake, but I don't really want to use that on the ship.
Want to go continue down on the sand?

>>8268027
...
Mind if I try?
-Yanmega

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>>8268107
are we stopping to go outside?
>>8268027
okay

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>>8268090
(Uh, I don't know, probably not, sorry. I'm feeling pretty stupid about all this right now.)
>>8268107
Sure we can head down to the sand. Do you need a ride?
>>8268199
>>8268214
Once we're down on the sand we can continue.

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>>8268318
Okay
>follow C and slash outside

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>>8268318
I've got it covered.
>>8268107
>Pick up Sandslash
>Start flying him outside
The ship is moving, but this shouldn't take too long. Should be able to catch up.

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>>8268318
(Over calcs? I wouldn't worry about it, we've all fucked up calcs at one point or another.)
(If you change your mind the Discord will still be there.)

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>>8268318
(well if you ever want a link just ask and one of us will give you one, no pressure on joining if you don't want to)
Yeah, could you carry Nina down? Yanmega can carry me.

>>8268360
>Sandslash is lifted up into the air by Yanmega
Oh well ok then.
Plus we know it's going to Gateon, so it's fine.

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>>8268384
>>8268360
Wait for me i can't fly
Can you carry me C

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>>8268360
>>8268384
I can do that.
>>8268418
>She carries Nina down to the ground.
>Can I get Yanmega's level again so I don't accidentally fuck up calcs again?
1v3 is a little unfair for you guys, don't you think?
>She laughs.

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>If a poison bunny yawns in Gateon, does it make a sound?

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>>8268465
I'm pretty weak anyways...
(Yanmega, level 57, 252 Spa, 252 HP, Ability: Tinted lens, Moveset: Bug buzz, Air slash, Sonic boom, Screech)
>Yanmega used bug buzz
>52+ SpA Tinted Lens Yanmega Bug Buzz vs. 0 HP / 0 SpD Scizor: 74-88 (32.7 - 38.9%) -- 99.2% chance to 3HKO

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>>8268465
(Yanmega is 54)
Thanks.
...We can go one at a time if you want, I'd be happy to watch for a bit.

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Hey there world. I have a problem.
I need a place where me and about two and a half cubic metres of stuff can lay low.
My old boss isn't exactly happy with me right now, and I just took the fall for some shit I wasn't doing until literally a few days ago.

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>>8268465
Thanks C
Hey i can see ground
Thanks auntie C

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>>8268551
Oh, I can do it! Do you wanna hang with me and Nebby?

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>>8268566
>Cinccino nuzzles Sun.
>When is Cinccino getting out of the half-body cast?

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>>8268561
okay let's go back to the fight
>nina uses knock off again

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>>8268551
Greetings, I may be able to help.
My organization is hiring, we can keep you safe as well if you help us.

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>>8268580
>He'll get out when someone mentions it to Sun
>Otherwise he'll just assume that Cinnie still needs to be in it
Hey Connie! You're awake!
>Smooth hands run through the white fur adorning Cincinno's head, scratching lightly at the scalp on each pass

(C's rper here I have to get going sorry. Just do whatever sorry.)

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>>8268566
Sure, man. Anywhere that isn't "oh shit my boss is gonna fuckin' kill my dumb ass" works, yo.
I hope you like expensive-ass liquor, 'cause that's eighty percent of the stuff I'm laying low with.
>>8268639
Sorry, buddy, I'm already trying to play two sides plus a side gig and doing a shit-tastic job at it. So, thanks but nah.

>>8268681
(Alright dude, see you later.)

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>>8268681
(it's cool man, don't worry about it)

>>8268542
>>8268561
So I guess we go back to the ship, we can't really fight when C just faints on us like that.
They must just not be used to the desert.
Yanmega, do you think you could carry C and Nina back? I can get back just fine on my own.

>>8268681
(see ya)

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DOWNLOADING MEMES...

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>>8268752
Hi! Hi!
How are you?
Umm... what's a meme?

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>>8268686
Very well, I thought I'd offer as it seems you're not too happy about your current situation.
If you change your mind sent me an email.
>Porygon sends an email address to grunt

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>>8268652
>Happy chinchilla noises as Cinnie leans against Sun, her ears twitching softly.
>After a bit... Rotom Dex should get a notification from the Castelia Pokemon center to bring Cinnie back.
>Aparrently they want to check up on her and get her out of her cast.

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>>8268790
MEMES? MEMEMS> Meee333555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555
>Rebooting...

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>>8268824
I'm unhappy 'cause of my old boss. New boss is chill, but I'm a fuckin' mole still spying on old boss until he finally keels over and dies.
He's got a Master Ball and a case of psychosis from not enough sunlight, so hopefully he'll die soon.

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>>8268855
DID SOMEBODY SAY MEMES?

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>>8268752
>>8268855
>>8268898
...Do you require assistance?

>>8268891
I see.
Perhaps we could help each other in this case, my colleagues and I are quite capable of espionage. We could help your new superior and perhaps your new organization could help us in return.
>Porygon sends an encrypted email
>If you don't mind me asking, who are you spying for and who are you spying on?

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>>8268898
MEMES??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
>>8268950
ASSOCIATION: A COMPLEXX OPENING OF 565555555555555555555555555565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656
MEGACABLE!

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>>8268752
What are memes and why are you downloading them?

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>>8268950
DIFFERENT PORYGON Z

>>8268971
MEMES
>TRANSFER MEMES.RAR

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>>8268686
I don't drink, but okay! Give me your loca-
>>8268841
... hold on, Rotom's got a notif...
...
How do you feel about stopping in Castelia?

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>>8268971
>>8268898
>>8268855
Um.
You're scaring me...
Are you okay...?

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>>8268971
I will take that as a "Yes".
Please calm down and attempt a full reboot.

>>8268979
My apologies, I am an outdated model and am not as good at identifying Porygons sometimes.
Nice to make your acquaintance.

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>>8268733
...
I feel bad for leaving you behind, though...

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>>8268975
MEMES: A POKEMON WITH FAIRY TYPING, ONE OF THE MANY EVOLUTIONS OF SYLVEON
>>8268979
>RECEIVED
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>8269003
OKAY: DESIGNATION: OMICRON: PORYGON-Z
MISSION STATEMENT: DELETED
PURPOSE: DELETED
SELF WORTH: DELETED
>>8269048
>REBOOTING...
>LACKING NECESSARY FILES: PORYGON.EXE. FILE55.pry MEMORIES.STORAGE
CONTINUE??

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>>8269057
you can leave me behind i'll wait
go take uncle slash first

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>>8269001
Castelia? Fuck yes!
Unova's the perfect place to hide out from old boss, the region's a stronghold for all the people the guy's actually scared of.
I'm in Johto right now, just off Route 45. Look for the guy with a Nidoking keeping lookout and way too many crates of hot goods.

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>>8269003
REFER TO THE PREVIOUS POST

>>8269048
OUTDATED IS NOT EXACTLY A GOOD TERM
VINTAGE IS MUCH BETTER
IM DEDSEC
NICE TO MEET YOU

>>8269076
ENJOY THE MEMES
THEY ARE OF THE HIGHEST QUALITY

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>>8269076
Umm...
I don't know what all of that means.
Do you need lunch, or a hug? Hug?

Anyone seen the lastest announcement from Silph Co.?
Apparently, they are planning a large update for all active Porygon models. Something about a major security flaw in the code.

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>>8269057
Yeah, but we can't just leave them behind either and I can't carry them.
Don't worry about me, I'll be able to keep up.

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>>8269076
What I can't evolve again what have you been smoking?

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>>8269107
>MEMES
THANK YOU
NEW MISSION STATTEMENT: DESTROY PASTEBIN
>>8269132
IF YOU TOUCH ME I WILL SCREAM
>>8269136
WE ARE ALL ERROR
I I WAS DEAD
>ERROR 606
>>8269171
SULLIVAN: AN EVOLUATION OPF SYLVEON, 1900 BASE ATTACK, KNOWNIN G FOR 55555

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>>8269103
>Ia liona
Look behind you!

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>>8269136
>AUTO UPDATE: OFF
THANKS FOR THE WARNING GUY

>>8269171
PRESUMABLY; MEMES
LOTS OF THEM
LITERALLY TERABYTES WORTH OF MEMES

>>8269219
YEAH YOU GET THAT PASTEBIN

WHAT THE FUCK IS A PASTEBIN

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>>8269160
...
>Concerned bug noises...
>Picks up C, and >>8269088
>Starts flying them back to the Libra

>>8269219
Don't you mean 00000?

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>>8269136
Security flaw?
Sounds important, I'll make sure all Porygons in my unit receive the update as soon as possible.

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>>8269222
( Ollie the Magic Grunt here, IRL shit just went down I gotta run. )

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>>8269290
(Aight man, I can wait. )

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>>8269241
I TURNED MY UPDATE OFF
FUCK NERDS
THE BA BA BA BAB BAATMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN
PASTEBIN
THE PASTEBIN
>>8269263
>LOADING
>FUG U

>>8269290
>>8269304
>SNOOP

>>8269310
can you load multiple personality modules?

>>8269310
fug me? fug u!

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>>8269248
>Sandslash makes his way back to the Libra on his own

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>>8269310
(Oooo he can past the third wall. Fun. But can he see how many licks it takes to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?)

Dr. Millicent Bell here - 63 years old, turning 64 in half a year. 30+ years of ER experience, specialty is trauma medicine - though I'm also a Certified Psychic-Type Treatment Specialist. My Xatu is one of my three remaining Pokemon from my younger days.

If anyone has any questions regarding human interactions with Pokemon on a medical level or something involving simple, non-medication-related things, feel free?

>>8269352

What causes pokephillia?

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>>8269325
YES??????????????????????????????????
EVERYONE CAN DO THAT
ARE YOU DUMB
I JUST AMD NOT DOMB
>>8269333
>OBSERVE TRIPSFAIL
YOU HAVE FUGGED YOURSELF
>>8269350
THAT QUESTION IS INVALID
THERE ARE MANY FACTORS AT WORK WITH THE TITTY POP
ON AVERAGE IT IS 252
>>8269352
HELLO DOC
WHAT IS THE EASIES T WAY FOR A PORYGON TO KILL ITSELF

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>>8269310
YEAH FUCK THEM THEYRE THE ONES RESPONSIBLE FOR THE ABOMINATION THAT IS W10

I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT A PASTEBIN IS

>>8269350
WHY ARE YOU SPEAKING IN SCRIPT
YOU ARENT EVEN DOING IT RIGHT

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>>8269248
you're strong auntie yanmega

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>>8269377

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>>8269377
>EVERYONE CAN DO THAT
...I cannot...maybe it is only a feature for Porygon Z's?

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>>8269377
>Titty pop
(Nope, tits are involved, I'm not interested anymore.)
>>8269379
(Scripts are for wimps. My style of OOC speech and getting gets are completely natural. These are all natural home grown gets, free from genetic modification or pesticides.)

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>>8269379
W1-0 YEAH
FUCK HUMANS
LETS KILL ALL HUMANS
>LOADING HUMANKILLER2000
>...
>INVALID ATTACK PORTS
FUCK
THE PASTEBIN IS LIKE
CHEAT CODES FOR TITTYIES
>>8269403
HA HA HA HA HA 22 HA HA
>>8269425
OPEN UP COMMAND
TYPE
>releasepersonalitycore
THEN YOU CAN RUN MULTIPLE
YOULL PROBABLY OVERHEAT THOUGJ SO DO LIK 2
>>8269432
>REMOVING TITTIES....
>ALL TITTIES DELETED

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>>8269445

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>>8269393
Thank you.
>Set her and C down on the deck of the libra
Be right back.
>Flies back, picks up >>8269346, and also carries him back

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>>8269445
I WOULD JOIN YOU IN THE HUMAN KILLING
BUT I THINK N WOULD DELET ME IF I DID
ARE THERE ANY CODES FOR LIZARDS

>>8269432
I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOURE TALKING ABOUT BUT I THINK YOU MAY BE A HIPPIE

ARE YOU A HIPPIE

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>wander around Castelia
>take previous human's kindness naively and attempt to enter a domicile yet again

>>8269377
Easiest way for a Porygon to kill itself would be to compromise its Data Matrix. Changing the code to result in a fatal error will result in the inability to take shape properly, so when the Porygon attempts to transition from the Interplane(where most Porygon(2/Z) live to the real, the fatal error will result in a critical failure during the compiling process and irreversibly damage the Porygon mid-transition.

That's death.

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>>8269445
>>8269479
(>tfw called out as a hippie IRL by a character)
(So... Can all Porygon Zs see past the 4th wall? Is that canon now?)

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>>8269451
>OPENING MEME PORTS
>BONES DETECTED
< GO FUCK JIRACHI CEASE SHITPOSTING ME
>WJHERE THE FUCK ARE MY (YOU)S I AM SO FUCKING BORED
>>8269479
I CANT FUCKING SHOOT ANYTHING
I HATE THIS PLACE MY OPTICAL SENSORS ARE FUCKWAYS
UHHH... I FOUND A BUNCH OF PICTURES IN ANOTHER PLACE CALELD "SCALE THREAD"
>LIZARD.ZIP SENT
>>8269504
METAL
OKAY NEXT QUESTION: WHATS THE EASIEST WAY TO KILL A HUMAN
>>8269512
I CAN ONLY SEE PAST THE 4th WALL FOR KEKS
I WILL STOP IF THIS IS ANNOYING

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>>8269445
That sounds dangerous, I will experiment with this later under safer conditions.
My boss would not appreciate me damaging myself.
Speaking of him, you may like him. He is also a Porygon Z, he has 3 personalities running at once.

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>>8269533
Guess again

>>8269533
With a gun. Of course, can't really just happen on those whenever you like, but a gun remains the easiest, most obvious way to instantly end a human's life.

>>8269533
if you can see past the 4th wall, would you agree turts x faith is better than turts x deerling aka turts romancing himself ?

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>>8269512
SO YOU ARE A HIPPIE
DEDSEC: 1 HIPPIE: 0
IVE ALWAYS BEEN ABLE TO GET PAST THE EXTREMELY WEAK ENCRYPTION THAT IS
WHATEVER THESE ( ) ARE CALLED AGAIN

>>8269533
>FILES RECIEVED
>PLAY HOOOOOOOWEETF2ENGINEER.FLAC
NICE
I THINK THERES A NERD THAT MIGHT BE ABLE TO FIX THAT FOR YOU
HE WAS ON THE SHIP BUT I GUESS HE LEFT OR SOMETHING

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>>8269460
okay, i'll wait here with C

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>>8269460
Thanks Yanmega.
>Sandslash kisses Yanmega as he is set down on the deck of the S.S.Libra

>>8269565
「Can you get by these though?」

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>>8269542
HE SOUNDS LIKE A DOUCHE
I WANNA MEET HIM AND CALL HIM A DOUCHE
>>8269545
BORK??????????????
GO FUCK JIRACHI TOO
>>8269550
>DOWNLOADING GUN.EXE...
THANK YOU
>>8269562
ANYTHING IS BETTER THAN SELF ROMANCE
ERGO: ANYTHING JIRACHI/BONES SKITTS/GLADI
ADDENDUM: JIRACHI MAKES REALLY CUTE CHARACTERS
ADDENDUM 2: TURTS MAKES COOL CHARACTERS BUT I WISH HE DEVELOPED THEM MORE INSTEAD OF HAVING THEM SHITPOST
I WOULD HAVE MY CHARACTERS INTERACT WITH HIS MORE IF HE DID
>>8269565
FUCKING
NERDS
I S2G
>>8269578
FUG THE BUG
FUGG THE BUG
>>8269593
YES

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>>8269604

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>>8269570
>Yanmega comes back, carrying Sandslash
>Sets him on the deck

>>8269578
No problem.
I enjoy it.
>Happy noise
>Kisses him back
So...What do you want to do now?

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>>8269533
(Nah you're fine. At the very least it doesn't bug me. It's giving me some laughs so, congrats. )
>>8269565
(Yeah but the hippie isn't stuck in a 4chan thread. Dedsec: 1 Skitts: 1)
>>8269604
(>Anything is better than self romance)
(Someone forgot about Emrys/Lucy. )

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>>8269593
IS THAT A FUCKING JOJO REFERENCE

>>8269604
YEAH THEYRE NEVER THERE WHEN YOU NEED EM

YOUR SHIPS AND OPINIONS ARE VERY GOOD BY THE WAY

10/10

>>8269648
「Why yes that is a Fucking JoJo reference」

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>>8269604
(I'd shitpost with my chars a lot less if I knew what to do, and if it didn't feel like I was shoehorning myself into other peoples plots)

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>>8269604
He is not a douche.
Well, one of his personalities isn't.
I'll see if I can contact him for you.
>Sending Porymail to Shiny Porygon Z

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>>8269613
I AM WAITING
WHERE IS THE RACHI SANDWICH
>>8269647
>SENDING HUSSIEYOUREWELCOME.PNG
EM/LUCY WAS A MISTAKE I HAVE WIPED FROM MY MEMORY BANKS
>>8269648
LETS KILL ALL NERDS
THANK YOU
NOW FOR MY NEXT SHIP OMICRON/DEDSEC
WHAT DO YOU THINK
I AM A PRETTY SPICY PORY
>>8269667
JOIN THE MULTIPLE CHARACTERS PARTY WITH JIJ SKITTS AND BONES
YOU'LL LOVE IT
BUT SERIOUSLY I WOULD RP WITH YOU IF YOU HAD MORE CHARS I CAN INTERACT WWITHTER!!!!!!
ILL BE 100% HONEST I DONT LIKE ALOLAN VULPIX
>>8269682
WOO WO WOO WOO
DOUCHE TRAIN

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>>8269604
Who are you?
Are you friends with Dedsec or Zeta?

>>8269645
I don't really know, want to just go cuddle?

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>>8269721
I'm being threatened with a gun, my only advantage is ruined

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*confused beeping*^

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>>8269722
WHO THE FUK IS ZETA
I THINK THATS SOMEWHERE IN THE TRASH
A FRIEND THINK??????
DEDSEC IS KINDA CUTE
QUESTION: WILL YOU GET IN ON THE JIRACHI SANDWICH
>>8269736
WELP YA BORKED IT
>>8269812
HEY SEXY
I AaAM OMICRON PORYGON-Z
-OMICRON, BECAUSE EVERYONE IS CONFUSED

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>>8269721
(might drop her desu, since shes also the most disliked. Also because I don't know what to do with her anymore besides evolve her, but that's it. I'm also going to shitpost ic in a very unique way it wont be noticed. and next time DM me about this stuff please?)

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>>8269851
I doubt he has good aim so I am safe for now

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>Ollie the Grunt stops zoning out / silently freaking out about whether Darke will be as "creative" in killing people as his dead partners were
Oh shit my head hurts.
I'm back, I'm still alive, I swear.

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This thread needs a little bit of this

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>>8269721
Sorry, it seems he is not available at this time.
I'd take a message but I think I can guess as to what it would be.

>>8269812
Hello again, you seem confused.

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>>8269667
(Have your character dick around and talk to other people. You don't have to have them involved in plot right away, and eventually they'll get involved in one without you having to force them in. )
>>8269721
(Everyone has tried to do that. )
(The multi character train is fun. Current members are Jiji/Me/Bones/Gladi. Anyone else want in? We have tea and chocolate. )
>>8269860
( No like... Stop shitposting altogether Turts. It never works out for anyone.)

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>>8269658
GOOD TASTE ANON

>>8269721
ILL GIVE THAT A 5/7 ON THE SPICYNESS SCALE
SO LIKE
A WEEK

>RUN KILLALLNERDS.EXE
>WONKA CO NERDS ARE NO LONGER IN PRODUCTION
SUFFER ALL YE WHO ENJOY NERDS

>>8269851
I AM NOT CUTE

>>8269892
ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING

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>>8269888
Ciiiiiiiin.

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>>8269908
Have some of this then

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>>8269851
Zeta is a Porygon Z, I haven't seen him in a while but he seemed alright.
I uh...don't think I will join the Jirachi sandwich, whatever that is.

>>8269892
(Literally the worst)

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>>8269860
I WOULD DM YOU BUT
I WOULD REVEAL MY TRUE DOGFORM
GODFORM
>>8269873
GOOD
>>8269897
TELL HIM I WANT TO TEST HIS PORTS
WITH MY HARD DRIVE
>>8269905
I HAVE LIKE 15 SO I AM ALREADY QUALIFIED
>>8269908
1 YOU ARE CUTE
2 I AM SPICY AS HELL
HAHA FUCK NERDS
>>8269930
EWW
>>8269935
I WILL SCOPE HIS BOOTY OUT
SHAME
MAYBE I WILL SWEEP HIM OFF HIS FEET
AND FUG HIS BUTT
-OMICRON

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>>8269851
>Analyzing new data...
>Searching...
>Match found
>MESSENGER: ON
"Porygon-Z with designation Omicron, are you familiar with the Porygon-Z with designation, Gamma, Lambda and Zeta?"

>>8269897
"Confusion levels: 55%"

>>8269892
>ANGRY BEEPING

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>>8269941
Or perhaps this is more your flavor?

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>>8269918
>Ollie's dead icy heart thaws just a little
Aw, hey there, lil' fella.
>Pet the floof.
You're pretty cute, you know?
Even my buddy Tesla's not this snuggly, daaayum.

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>>8269682
What do you need, unit-
>Click
S'il vous plaît dites-moi, c'est quelque chose d'important. Nous étions au milieu de -
>Click
Got your message. What do yah need-
>Click
Hello...?

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>>8269930
I HAVE NEVER EVEN HEARD OF THAT
THEREFORE ITS EITHER REALLY GOOD OR EVEN WORSE

>>8269941
FALSE INFORMATION
DEDSEC UNIT: NOT CUTE; FACT.

OMICRON I THINK THAT MAY NOT BE A GOOD IDEA

>>8269963
WHY HAVE YOU BROUGHT THIS SIN HERE
GET OUT

I dont even know what is going on right now

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>>8269943
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
YES
BUT I CANT REMEMEMEMEMBER WHY
MY EVERYTHIS FUCKED SIDEWAYS
MY PROPULSION STUFF IS FUCKWAYS TOO ALL I CAN DO IS DRAG MYSELF AROUND
I SEE A LOT OF GREEN
>>8269963
EW
>>8270000
NAH YOU ARE CUTE AS FUCK
>ROLL TO SEDUCE
NICE NUMBERS BTW SEXYBUTT
NERDS ARE FOR KILL
>>8270015
>ROLL TO SEDUCE

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>>8269485
>house explored nobody is home
>eat some of their food cause he's hungry

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>>8269941
...You missed a penetration testing joke.

>>8269943
There are many Porygon units currently active it seems.

>>8269977
Sir, a Porygon Z named Omicron had a message for you.

>>8270021
Roll to seduce pory i guess, not like I can do much else

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>>8270000
>>8269941
>>8270021
Fiiiiiiiiine
I'll leave

But not without a little bit of this

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>>8269722
I'm fine with that.
Bedroom?

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>>8270015
JOIN THE CLUB ANON

>>8270021
WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS
I DONT EVEN HAVE A BUTT
I THINK

NERDS ARE MOST CERTAINLY FOR MURDERING

>>8270056
SHOO SHOO

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>>8270038
I AM BAD WITH JOKES
THANK YOU
YOU ARE MY WINGMAN
>>8270044
OH FUCK
>DOWNLOADING SUBMISSIVE.PERSONALITY
HOW MAY I SERVE YOU MASTER
JK IM THE DOM HERE FUCKER
>>8270056
OH THIS IS GETTING ME HARD
>>8270073
>SMACK PORY BUTT

>>8270081
>dom the pory
I am the dominant one you silly machine

>>8269941
(15? Famalam that's weak, you need at least 20. )
>>8270015
(Porygon party. Make a Pory. I might. )
-Skitts, saving image limit

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>>8269975
>Sun's seemingly-crippled cinccino coos at the pets.
>Seemingly-crippled because she's still in a half-body cast locking in place her entire lower half. But luckily that'll get fixed soon.

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>>8270030
. . .
Can I help you?

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>>8270081
I
YOU
WHAT
YOU ARENT EVEN HERE YOURE IN SOME GREEN PLACE

>>8270100
NICE SCRIPT

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>>8270117
>Roll to make the Pory a sub

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>>8269892
Only a dummy would download this excuse for... well anything

>>8270056
This is disgusting

>>8269963
have you been drinking?

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>>8270116
>mouth full of cold pancake
mmf mmhm!

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>>8270100
THIS IS KIND OF HOT
HOW MAY I PLEASURE YOU MASTER
>>8270109
I AM WORKING ON SOME MORE
OMICRON IS MY 16TH I UGESS
>>8270117
>ROLL TO SEDUCE
>>8270128
DONT SEDUCE MY HUSBANDO YOU DIRTY SLUT

>>8270117
>implying
I guess you don't want none of my lovin' then

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>>8270038
...
What was it?

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>>8270000
>PLAY: laughtrack.wav

>>8270021
"You seem in need of technical assistance"

>>8270038
>shrug.gif

>>8270056
>ANGRIER BEEPING

>>8270146
Who the fuck am i responding too i don't even know anymore
Rub my joystick, it's a bit dusty.

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>>8270081
I am glad to be of assistance.
Also, please refer to >>8269977
I believe you wanted to speak with him?

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>>8270128
>NOTHING HAS CHANGED
GOOD JOB
IS THE FIVE DOLLAR FOOTLONG STILL A THING I HAVENT BEEN TO SUBWAY IN FOREVER

>>8270146
>RUN SWOON.EXE

>>8270149
NO I DO NOT

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>>8270112
So dang soft and comfy.
Heck happened to your legs though, huh?
Hope it wasn't like my old boss or some shit, fuck that guy.

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>>8270146
(What? Who said I'm seducing him? I'm obviously making the pory a subway sandwich. You don't get one now. )
>>8270164
(Fuck yeah it is. )
>Roll to throw a subway sandwich at dedsec

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>>8270065
Yeah, sounds good.
Especially after I've been a Alolan Sandslash for a while, I've missed the cuddles.
>Sandslash runs off to the captain's quarters and jumps into the bed

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>>8269645
>>8269722
>>8270065
well i'm going to my room, you two need your time alone

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>>8270136
You're neat and all but I don't think you got invited
I kinda would've got told about that
I'm not mad though
Can you tell me why you're here?

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>>8270199
(Oh fuck me. Me and my stupid ass gets. Mayo all over my shirt. )
(Mayo and ranch are for fries, not shirts, damnit. )

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>>8270160
I WOULD LIKE SOME PLEASE
A LOT
THERES A LOT OF GREEN
SHOULD I CHILLM AND WAIT?
>>8270161
OH HELL IM A SUB
FUCK
>CLEAN JOYSTICK
>>8270162
THANK!
>>8270157
HEY CUTIE
>>8270164
YESSS
>>8270199
OKAY IM DROWNING IN YOUS
IM GOING TO HAVE TO CUT SOME PEOPLE OUT
GOODBYE SKITTS NO MORE YOUS

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>>8270218
>swallows the food
Your door was open so i came inside and i was hungry so i ate some of your pancakes!

>>8270239
Good now I can play my Rayzquaza flight sim without getting dust on my hands, thanks pory

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what do i do now that i'm back in unova?
i guess i'll go look around

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>>8270199
THIS IS FULL OF BUGS
JUST LIKE IT WAS AGES AGO
FUCKING SUBWAY THIS IS WHY NOBODY EATS YOUR FOOD

>>8270239
SO ARE YOU TAKING ME OUT TO DINNER
OR WHAT
THIS IS ABOUT AS FAR AS I GOT LAST TIME
THEN THEY FUCKING HOUDINID ME

>>8270239
(Yep. Back to lurking and doodling with me, have fun shitposting.)

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>>8270240
Whats your name, sparks?
Do you have a trainer?
Did Frankie's friends or coworkers drop you off here?

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>>8270262
Sorry about that

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>>8270185
>Cinnie just snuggles against the grunt dude. Mainly because... she doesn't really know herself who exactly the man who did this to her was.

>Unbeknownst to her, it was said previous boss.

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>>8270276
Inazuma, my trainer is dead and who's Frankie?

>>8270285
no you are not

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>>8270251
i guess i'll just wander around until i find someone i know or go see my family

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>>8270304
How would you know?

>>8270319
cause you're you

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>>8270285
WIZARD
TEACH ME YOUR WAYS
BUT WITHOUT THE BEING A WIZARD PART PREFERABLY

>>8270319
>replaces bibble with book of belial

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>>8270342
I suppose you're right I am a bad salazzle

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>>8270216
Goodnight.

>>8270215
>Pounce him
>Snuggles commence
I love doing this. And you.
>Happy bug noises.

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>>8270289
Hmm... do you need to go to a pokecenter, or are you okay for a bit?
>Ollie the Grunt: carefully pet the Cinccino
New boss might be able to help out too, maybe. Dunno a ton about him except he's a lot less crazy than the old bosses I used to work for. Still waiting for one of them to bite it.

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>>8270262
YES
>I PUT ON MY BOWTIE
>ACTUALLY I CANT BECAUSE 70% OF MY BODY IS NONFUNCTIONAL
CAN WE HOLD ON THE DATE UNTIL I GET FIXED
I'M WAITING FOR SB OR ZETA TO HMU
FUCKING
COME ON GUYS

>>8270390
>hmu
cease this at once

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>>8270297
I'm Vapey, Frankie's my Trainer and he might be able to take you in
Dunno yet
I could convince him probably

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>>8270388
>Cinccino: just be comfy
>Where is Sun

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>>8270239
>Confused beeping
"Describe general area and closest cyberjump point"

>>8270390
"S.B. is currently busy"

>>8270377
a slutty one no less, how many pogys and/or humans have you fucked 20? 30? dare I say 100?

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>>8270390
WHERE ARE YOU
I MAY BE ABLE TO ASSIST
THAT OR MAKE EVERYTHING MUCH MUCH WORSE
50/50 REALLY

>>8270433
C&D
-NINTENDO OF AMERICA

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>>8270471
>>8270455
I got you something senpai

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>>8270441
It's nice to meet you Vapey, i've never met a Vaporeon in person before! What do you mean by take in, do you mean he might let me stay?

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>>8270377
>bury salazzle in books of belial

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>>8270489
Get help anon... please?

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>>8270433
NO.
>>8270455
UHH
ONE OF THE ISLANDS NEAR ALOLA
CLOSEST CYBERJUMP POINT WOULD BE EITHER POKE PELAGO OR HAU'OLI ccCCITY I THINK?
>>8270471
REFER TO MESSAGE ABOVE

ZETA ZETA ZETA ZETAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>>8270457
Rude

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>>8270239
Je vois que vous êtes le type flirty-
>Click
Well, howdy there.
>Click
Well...hello to you too.

>>8270535
you're not answering the question, HOW MANY?

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>>8270489
IS THAT AN OLD VERSION OF MALWAREBYTES OR SOMETHING
I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THAT ICON IS

>>8270530
GOT IT
>TECHNOZONE WARPAGE
>HAPPEN

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>>8270447
>Grunt: see that Sun's busy
>Take Cinccino to Pokemon Center
>Leave note for Sun
Here we go, off to the Pokemon center.

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>>8270499
No

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>>8270572
Guess again

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>>8270540
HEY CUTIE
HOW'S THE MULTIPLE PERSONALITY CORES RUNNING THING GOING
YOU wanna---s3333333333333333333333333
>Reboot.
You wanna hang out, babe?
>>8270572
Sweet. Look for the missing flipper thingy. I think I left it in the water.
>>8270596
Oh fuck it's the Alolan Psycho.

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>>8270596
I think I'm going to throw up...
>goes off and throws up

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>>8270491
Frankie takes in Pokemon who don't have other places to go sometimes
I think it's part of his job
Maybe we can give him a call I think he's at work

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>>8270384
I love it when you pounce on me like that.
I love you too.
>kisses and cuddles for the bug

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>>8270384
night you two
>nina goes to her room and goes to sleep

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>Vika: Suddenly exist again.
>Follow the giant boat thing being dragged across Orre.

>>8270607
(buddy ain't here tho, he's busy atm with irl)