Asriel thread: Smug edition
let's post some goat
Would you ride a gote?
>>8246753
How is that even a question my man
>"you big stud..."
smelly gote crotch
I wanna sniff his nyloned feet
>>8250080
Thats a nice buldge
>>8246753
>ride a gote
yes and yes
>>8246639
the black tongue is unusually cute
Spring is coming soon. Your gote will experience frequent shedding.
>>8252444
It's a nice gote
>>8253109
That's kinda neat
>>8259805
you must be new here
>>8260027
Yes, I am. Please forgive me for not surrendering to his glorious body...
God, I bet his fur is so soft and warm to simply touch...
fairly certain everyone has seen this one by now but fuck there's something so cute about the underwear saying "god of hyperdeath" on it
>>8260044
welcome to the circle brother
>>8260044
Don't you wanna just hug him forever in bed?
Embrace his warm fluff.
Fluff
>>8261060
fluff
>gote will never cumbersomely bear your offspring
I said fluff, not blubber
>>8261195
this
>"Anon why do your friends keep calling me Satan?"
>>8261675
Because they're losers
Goodnight bump.
>>8262129
Goodnight anon
>>8246753
>Would you ride a gote?
The real question is, why wouldn't you?
>tfw no qt bf with a great ass
Now I sleep
goodnight you beautiful goatlovers, I love you all
>>8263863
Goodnight anon
Mornin.
>>8252444
What's this?
>>8262129
Goodnight Anon
>10 bucks to whoever prints this on an actual bodypillow
>>8263863
Morning.
>>8263846
I bet they smell lovely.
Must save the goat!
>barely any shotagote pics
And i thought you guys had patrician taste...
Shotagote is not for lewd
>>8271619
And here I was beginning to think the thread's full of cubfags and pedos.
Big gote is for lewd.
>>8272106
He's a big gote
>>8272106
Yes, yes he is.
>>8273071
4 u
>>8274149
hawt
>>8272106
I want to sniff his sweater when he's not looking.
i have something running 2 screens now. so i can take requests again.
>>8275401
edgegote tweaking around with an open pc case
>>8275401
edgegote shyly trying to conceal a boner from a teenage frisky frisk
>>8276107
I like this one
>>8275401
Edgegote dressed as a stereotypical wizard with the pointy hat
>>8273071
Why is this so hot to me
>>8276226
because big gote has big tongue for big kisses
>>8277606
kiss the gote
>>8278336
do it faggot
>>8275401
Asriel holding a crying anon, telling him everything will be ok
>>8270673
dirty dirty, anon
>>8279746
Full pic?
>>8280544
I think that IS the full pic
>>8279660
>gote kissing you to his hearts content and ends up sleeping peacefully
All my yes.
>>8281019
I think she knocked him out, doesn't look very peaceful
>>8280544
>>8281204
T-thanks.
>>8281204
>that grin
>that boner
>"YOU pervert"
comfygote
requests?
>>8282000
Small Asriel lying on the counseling couch, talking about his life to pic related. Like a threapist session.
>>8282000
shotagote showering
nice trips btw
>Ha HA!... behold my lady form. Do you really love me, Anon? Or did you just want my cock? Prove you truly love me. Worship THIS!
>>8282409
im good
>>8282409
absolute god of hyperbreasts
oh my god imagine how much rainbow milk
>>8282409
What is that? A double N-cup? Wow.
>you will never trick asriel into fucking you raw over and over again by telling him you can make babies that way
>you will never be shocked, amazed and feel overjoyed with him as he actually succeeds
>>8282528
>he actually succeeds
I'm...okay with this(?)
>>8282000
Asriel cocking an AK-47, wearing a terrorist-looking beanie
please
>>8282528
>you will never make asriel turn female for you, permanently, with all the nice parts
>you will never trick asrielle into riding you raw over and over again by telling her she can make babies that way
>she will never be shocked, amazed and feel overjoyed with you as she actually succeeds
a cool minimalistic thingy
>>8282569
everything went better than expected
you don't actually want to disappoint him either you know
>>8282585
>>8282184
im stupid but who is this guy
>>8282586
I'd still prefer to receive life-making lovings from him
>>8282409
>>8282506
>>8282586
It's an Asriel, but it's even jigglier and there's TWO holes when you bend it over. What's not to like?
>>8282632
Look at the filename
>>8282409
I
WANT
TO
MILK
THE
GOTE
LIKE A STUPID FARM ANIMAL
>>8282632
Jordan Peterson. Hes a psychology professor / psychologist. Really cool to listen to, i spend every day i work from home listening to his lectures. The guy is amazing.
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCL_f53ZEJxp8TtlOkHwMV9Q
>>8282621
He must drive them from his lands.
>>8282184
[act]
[sort out the gote]
>>8282691
truly the pinnacle of progression
asrielle is beautiful, yeah, but she's still no male asriel. stop it.
>>8282743
this
you can always put him into dress if that's your thing though
>>8282708
this picture reminds me that I want more gote with guns
edgegote with an 870 express sounds pretty badass
>>8282184
Jordan Peterson is fucking awesome, too bad he's constantly getting trashed by the SJW society of Canada
>>8282758
It ain't essentially my thing but unf.
>>8282884
Not normally my thing but I'm digging that one
>>8282837
They honestly cant do shit to him at this point, anything they do will make him a martyr, and thats going to be allot worse for them.
boopis
>>8252444
I would recognize it
>>8282884
there's so many fetishes in that pic
>asrielseesyourdick.png
Do you think he's wearing any panties underneath?
>>8285028
Of course. There is no other way to wear a maid uniform
>>8285353
Then why's he so nervous here?
It's not like we can see his junk, right?
>>8286129
Would be more embarrassing having someone see panties, honestly
>>8286129
Femboy/maid gote or not, it would still be embarrasing if someone saw your panties
>speaking from personal experience
>>8286129
It's not like those hide your junk, especially not when its as hefty as his is.
Gote Shop
>>8285310
What would a monster's sexual drive be like compared to humans?
>select all the fountains
hmmmmm
>>8288762
whats he selling?
>>8290325
hopes, at least
what else?
this is fine
>>8292313
holy fucking shit dude
I was expecting "This guy's too hard to draw properly"
not "I'll make a painting of Jordan Peterson now"
Can we consider this the first Jordan Peterson fan art now
>>8290833
I hear there's a premium on dreams
buy 2 get 1 free
>>8282184
>>8275437
sorry i had to rush this. my day got taken up by things i didn't expect.
>>8294767
awesome. pantless gote would make it cooler, though
Why does he not have hooves?
>>8295234
Hes not a goat, hes a gote.
>>8288762
snootleboops for $1
>>8294767
I hope things go smooth for my first build. Thanks.
>>8296617
source?
>>8297294
not-so-chaotic @ tumblr
Horny gote.
>>8297512
get it
because he has horns
fml why do I have back-to-back exams and a fucking midterm
Asriel as a lady is so lovely. I want him to transform for me so he can carry my child.
Asrielle's fat tits in the winter, Asriel's hard dick in the summer. What more could I want in life?
>>8298662
I want to sniff her feet.
>>8292313
>>8293756
Original requester. Wow, Cry, this is amazing!
It really looks spectacular, thanks man!
I do recommend you listen to the guy, he is really interesting.
>>8298748
So you don't want her to tie you up, suffocate you between her tremendous tits, and turn you into her mindbroken boy slut? Wow, you're vanilla.
...Or do you?
>>8298798
I'm fine with just worshiping her feet thanks.
But to be honest, I want to worship smelly goteboi feets.
>>8295260
this is not a satisfying answer, what other differences are there between goats and gote? do goats have "snootles"?
>>8298954
Goats are smelly weird dumb animals that will eat just about anything, gotes are wonderful humanoid boss monsters with horns and soft fur
Both can have snootles, but gotes are better at it.
>>8298974
Plus, one can dress up and wear lipstick for you even though its got a bepis while the other will eat your graphics card.
>>8293756
thats on a whole other level crybleat, impressive
>>8299912
>hat doesn't say Make America Gote Again
>>8282708
>>8293756
WEW LAD, WEW
>>8300199
w
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w
>>8300855
no pants shirt only
>>8300908
As it should be
>>8300855
>>8300908
>ywn come home to a shirt only stay at home gote making you dinner.
>>8282000
Edgegote squadding while doing the H3H3 "\//\/" (vape nyash) sign
What if smolgote and edgegote were brothers?
>>8293756
this is fucking amazing
>>8304027
wincest
>>8304027
Smolgote and Edgegote being brothers is my most favorite thing ever
>>8282000
gentle macro (however big you want, as long as it's big) edgegote (but with normal eyes instead of inverted/"evil" ones)
doing something cute or heroic with/for a crowd of normal-sized humans and/or monsters (from getting a kitten out of a tree to catching a falling plane to deflecting meteors, or an inversion of the pic you posted, whatever)
there's almost nothing with doubleplusbig gote, and what little there is mostly consists of bloody stomping rape/murder rampages.
this needs to be rectified. if not by you, then by anyone who is willing.
(pls)
I really don't understand the hype for that drawfag.
>>8309331
it's a drawfag and most of us are desperately thirsting for more gote
not much to understand
>>8309729
I-I can draw. somewhat.
>>8308809
I didn't draw this but for some reason I had this saved
>>8309331
The shading on Jordan Peterson impressed me
>>8309331
who? crybleat?
>>8309331
Draw something better, faggot.
>>8314244
Jeez
femfrisk yay or nay?
>>8293756
That's amazing, especially that guy's expression.
>>8315787
As long as there's edgegote dong it's good
and that's some nice edgegote dong
>>8315712
>tfw asriel will never gulp down your soul
what must I do just to get as comfy?
>>8315787
Decidedly nay
Gotefrisk however...
>>8292448
>Can we consider this the first Jordan Peterson fan art now
maybe Undertale related, certainly not in general
>>8316767
gotefrisk is cute
there's not enough gotefrisk being cute with edgegote
>>8315855
did someone say edgegote dong
why do they all want to fuck the skeleton
i saw a fucking "call-out post" on tumblr (haha my first mistake was going on tumblr in the first place) the content was basically "this person likes undertale porn" and one of their examples of this person's depravity was a frisk and asriel picture, so i went there. they barely tag their shit up there, the only relevant one was undertail and i swear to god about 90% of the pics are sans and his fucking ectodong. i just wanna see freaky friskriel shit man, don't torture me with your skeleton's blue ghostbuster penis.
>>8321402
Skeleton fucking just leaves me so confused too. There's nothing there that could ever be considered sexy or good for sex.
>>8315787
not a fan of that image mostly because of that dong
>>8327619
Why? Looks like a good dong to me
>>8327803
it looks like rote wurst or bockwurst
those are tasty but not something I want in my ass
>>8328119
Not sure what kind of dicks you've been seeing to think it looks like that but it just looks like a fat dick to me
>>8328382
yeah, that's what I was referring to
>>8328348
it'd be fine if it was just a big dick, but it looks like there's something wrong with it
>>8328601
shouldn't be that much foreskin to make the entire shaft look that fat compared to the head
>>8330330
Boop
>>8330387
Goodnight bump
Hope everyone is doing okay.
I know I didn't.
gote wallpapers plz kthxbai
>>8334785
i feel like translating so
1st panel
Asriel: ah...ah... I really don't want to let go
2nd panel
Asriel: But I can't hold you much longer Frisk.Please let go
3rd Panel
Frisk: No
Asriel: Okay
老是看错= see wrongly
>>8335420
cute, thanks
>>8335420
>>8334785
Thicc legg
>>8335709
there needs to be more thicc gote leg
>>8335741
Gote Morning Everyone!
>>8336079
the dress sure shows a lot of leg
night
>>8341657
he looks so handsome and cute
seeing his face really improves my day every time
gote
>>8342296
>you will never bridal carry your edgegote
>he will never blush like crazy and hug you tight
>you will never rest your head on his pillow-like ass
i keep relapsing and coming back to qt gote
what do
>>8344200
file name checks out
>>8346499
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gO7uemm6Yo
>>8346507
I once saw an anon using this image with the filename "Caributt" and I will never forgive them for not using this clearly superior pun name
>>8281204
god bless oob
Storyshift gote is cute
>>8282585
sorry
>>8352475
>wake up
>see this
IT IS A GOOD FRIDAY
holy shit thank you
>>8351173
I want that mouth on my body
>>8352733
thanks Cry
>ywn wosh u gote
>>8352807
>>8352807
there's a gote for that™
>>8352807
vore much?
>>8353126
>>8353162
yes
>>8353403
well yeah
though I'd just as soon take, well however else you can interpret what I said
>>8352733
Fug.
>>8282000
If you're still taking requests, i ask for a gote wearing a mask and jacket like pic related and doing the "come here" sign with both hands, with a speech bubble saying "its chill its chill"
>>8354048
Oh and forgot to mention, he's from this video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eltn_nyOPh8&ab_channel=DeathGrips
>>8352475
I like
>"Anon I'm hungry. Let's go get Five Guys."
>>8357055
yeah sure, good tastes master
whatchu gonna get? :3
>>8357055
>Five Guys
Sorry famalam, we ain't got that here
>>8357451
>"Bacon Cheeseburger with onions, jalapeños and lettuce."
>"Oh, and a strawberry milkshake."
>>8360794
kk, whatever you want is yours~
Anyone baking a thread?
>>8361625
I guess I will.
>>8361641
Shit