Official pony thread.
>>8240866
thanks.
nice dubs.
2nd
>>8240866
nice duuns
www.youtube.com/watch?v=JW5UEW2kYvc
>>8240830
Did not say bad,just sad.
>>8240868
Not bad.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hvKyBcCDOB4
Post... more... horses.
>>8240843
he just wants some help.
I tried to, but I'm useless.
the pressure is yours now.
>>8240908
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QaLF7Cqy-uA
>>8240866
thanks for baking!
>>8240908
70% of county is sad
>>8240743
that can't be right
they wouldn't have just let him out of the hospital if that was the case would they? he said he convinced them whatever attempt he made was a mistake but gunshot to the the head sounds hard to explain
>>8240910
smokin up and eating before i go dance with these fine ladies. tonight seems to be going well enough~
How do you drown a Hipster?
In the mainstream.
>>8241442
man, I heard this joke before it was cool
>>8241491
How about this one?
What happens if you eat yeast and shoe polish?
>>8241534
I've never heard this one.
>>8241548
Every morning you'll rise and shine!
>>8241561
LMFAO
why don't cows have feet?
>>8241584
I dont know? Why to cows have feet?
>have to run to work
they lactose.
>>8241641
groan!
>>8241637
>>8241641
aw! do you really?
what kind of ammunition or shitty gun do you come by that's unable to penetrate your head? you either gotta be really hard headed or you used a CO2 pellet gun with a pre-used CO2 cylinder because the first few shows would definitely penetrate your skull at point blank and a .22 would also do the trick, and you can't really get a real gun shittier than a .22 unless you're using a muzzle loader or packing your own bullets with powder and used a ridiculously small amount of it, otherwise a .22 would totally do the tick, i saw a dude get shot in the chest once from straight on and it hit something and came out the back left side under their arm somehow
>>8241798
airsoft?
those little pellets pack a wallop.
My sabertooth tigers had a baby cat oh snap
>>8241798
they did mention it was a "fake" gun.
it probably was a bb/airsoft gun of some sort.
still though, that would have done some decent damage. not enough for the kill though.
Lora Grim horsing around and such.
Good thing Smokey is paying me for this by the hour.
>>8241820
lmao that reminds me I was at academy once with a friend and we went to the airsoft section and they had some shotgun looking airsoft out of the package and my friend loads it and points it at me, behind me were a bunch of elderly white people and I just move out of the way with the quickness and this faggot shot and sprayed the old people with a barrage of plastic pellets and the old people made a noise like WHUUGHHH and started yelling at him, I couldn't stop laughing, security quickly kicked us out
>>8241798
yeah for real. one of my suicide plans uses a .22. If will totally penetrate if aimed correctly and you don't take some weird glancing angle. it's a good round because it hopefully will ricochet in the skull, damaging more brain tissue without leaving a messy exit wound.
also muzzle loaders can be strong af i have a .50 and killed a bear with it.
>>8241852
yaright
>>8241852
yeah, I know what they can do, I got shot with some a few times, had one go in my ass and a friend still has a pellet in his shoulder
>>8241878
that's fucking hilarious.
one time i was having a party at my house, and a drunk friend encouraged me to shoot the palm of his hand with a bb pistol that i had loaded with a nerds candy. it went into his skin and he had a purple spot on his hand for about 6 months.
>>8241890
I'm thinking a bb gun would have at least pierced the skin I know for a fact they do at as fat as 5 yards. dunno about airsoft though.
>>8241906
kek. me friend has one in his leg from when another one of my friends shot him from a good distance away.
you think they're pretty low power, but those things can fuck your day up son!
>>8241941
Skin but not skull. He is a smart guy and I don't think he would try some dumb shit like that.
but yeah if you mess around with those things you'll shoot your eye out
>>8241989
haven't talked to this one in a bit.
do you know the extent of the damage done?
>>8241925
Those CO2 guns can pack a punch, particularly on the first few shots.. I wouldn't have dared try that..
>>8242002
I got no clue about anything, sorry
>>8242055
it was just one of those shitty pump action ones.
neither of us thought it would break the skin.
>>8242059
fair enough.
>>8241890
>having these kinds of plans
Why hello there.
>>8242099
The only reason you don't have any is because you are too pure for this world. I have many plans in various stages of development, and assume this is not entirely unusual.
>>8242145
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eaEMSKzqGAg
>>8242214
/waves
did you know you're never at least 2 feet away from a spider at any given time.
>>8242193
You're a real joker
>>8242193
the hard part is finding a way to do it that doesn't upset those who care about you!
>>8242271
I did. it's a better source of protein than being a bedswerver desu.
>>8242292
>>8242271
>too pure for this world
nice meme but you are mistaken
>>8242281
Yeah, but it is very difficult. Setting up accidents or a murder scene or something is doable but only just. Something like a scuba diving accident is very believable to achieve and is a great cover. but very uncomfortable. And using the weather balloon gun method it may be possible to set up a murder scene. or shit using an icicle or something. when it comes down to it, if you're actually ready you won't be able to let worrying about what your family will think get in the way and will choose something tried and true.
>>8242281
Spiders are the true best friend of man
>>8242307
https://imgur.com/a/eVApn
The cringe is real
>>8242320
I saved this for you
>>8242335
I was thinking about going missing, only to be uncovered years later in the canadian wilderness. but even so, that would cause a very great deal of stress to those around me.
>>8242335
I would keep one as a pet, but that's racist.
>>8242338
THIS is why we need #altbrony
>>8242346
>>8242352
G'day, how're you?
>>8242357
kek
>>8242371
if I die in my firsuit, I will be a musky husky ;)
>>8242361
Reminded me of your realest dolla :P
>>8242386
Rose?
4u
>
>>8242393
very nice.
reminds me of some mtg card.
>>8242357
The thing that bothers me about something like that is the wasted money and time that would be spent on the search. Don't want to feel even more guilty you know? Might as well actually move out to the canadian wilderness and become a lumberjack and live off the land. I used to have that as a back up plan and dreamed of having a relationship with a female grizzly. but now my hatred for bears of all types has made this dream impossible.
>>8242357
Get one as a roommate then. Although you likely already have dozens
>>8242371
Somewhere in the middle I think. hbu?
>>8242292
>>8242414
it's a real shame.
grizzlies are just too stuck up these days.
>>8242414
Nick?
Any improvement on last night?
>>8242416
How's it going Az?
>>8242352
I've done things.
People want to fuck bears?
>>8242459
rlly gud
hows youni?
>>8242410
This thread needs more pinkslip
>>8242507
I doubt it.
it'd be the literal worst way to die.
>>8242509
Finished work for the week, have the next 3 days off, I'm feeling pretty good.
>>8242507
it's harder than you might think!
even a cute man like me would have some difficulty these days!
>>8242524
it does?
I should coax smitty out here one of these days. he has a good pinkie folder! I think he's more concerned with other boards though.
>>8242524
made any plans for recreation on those days?
ha!
>>8242520
Just try n stop me.
Also, let me know if there's anything I can do to help.
I'm doing ok, just having lunch, as before finished work for the rest of this week and have 3 days off.
>>8242537
I feel this is a story I need to know, but don't want to
>>8242543
The more the merrier
>>8242545
studyon a couple but games with mates on the others!
so yeah, I'll be avoiding everything on tuesday though so I can actually bum out.
>>8242570
anywhosies. I agree. but my folder is lacking quite a bit! it is nowhere near as good as my old one.
>>8242570
Okay rap, thanks
That is the best, try to get some quality R&R
it is a sad tale of a fool who though nature was his friend
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Timothy_Treadwell#Death
> Treadwell chose to set his campsite near a salmon stream where grizzlies commonly feed in autumn. Treadwell was in the park later in the year than usual,[2] at a time when bears struggle to gain as much fat as possible before winter, and limited food supplies cause them to be more aggressive than in other months. Food was scarce that fall, causing the grizzly bears to be even more aggressive than usual
he really was asking for it desu
>>8242635
Hello there, how was dinner?
>>8242639
It was okay
Why am I still up its 3:30 am
Okay, I have to wonder... are there people with Yandere Chan as their waifu?
>>8242675
whom?
>>8242655
Good
because you are a neet with no saturday plans who seeks the fellowship of like minded individuals to stave off the crushing loneliness and existential dread?
>>8242700
You're more right than you should be
>>8242592
Fair enough :P
I'll probably post some at some time... maybe.
>>8242629
Wait, was that guy actually fucking the bear?!
TOP KEK!
>>8242635
Hey, how're you going?
>>8242675
You need to ask?
It's literally a girl in a cartoon, of course some people use her as their waifu
>>8242675
yeah dude ofc
>>8242720
Tired, I should be sleeping
>>8242720
>>8242736
True, well it's not so bad being the weekend at least right?
>>8242792
What about yourself?
Got plans over the weekend?
>>8242490
>>8242720
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vw9zyxm860Q
>>8242838
A job or school*
>>8242811
Get fucking reKt.
Tbh as the anon before said, they were asking for it going out at that time of year.
>>8242838
True true
>>8242849
>the milk
TOP KEK
I love how that has actually become a thing becuase of the fuckwits that pushed it originally.
>>8242877
ikr
that was me. at least bring a gun ffs. oh well. anyways the point is i hate bears now and instead of wanting to marry one i want to kill them at every opportunity
>googling using captcha to train its robomobiles
nice
>>8242803
>>8242816
pff lol
>>8242520
you probably say that because I can be really trusting or something..
hello /b/read
>>8242877
2d chess my man.
cause trump has them reeling, desperately grasping at any straw they can to push their narrative. this is 4d chess.
there's nothing but winning going on.
this is why I switched to soy milk. I'm not a nazi my nigga.
>>8242905
Iv'e heard that untless you've a powerful weapon than a guns just going to piss off a bear.
>>8242928
>>8242942
'suuuuuuuuup?
>>8242949
>>8242940
yeah in addition to other attributes
battle brother
>>8242949
Very true, but I have a number of weapons just for this purpose. Even so, I am not comfortable unless I have the element of surprise
>>8242948
full cream all day every day!
>>8242968
>>8242984
Yeah I can imagine
>>8243003
b- but nut milk rappy! it's in the commercial!
>>8243003
>>8242984
lol
I've decided to revamp my ark pvp base, imma try and make it impenetrable so that I can be a douche to people and face minimal repercussions even if they have hoards of dinos.
>>8243013
Gotta have something real to dip my biscuits into my man
>>8243019
>>8243030
I have something you can dip your biscuit in my man. and it involves nut milk~
>>8243030
>>8243026
Isn't that the entire goal of the game?
Is it even possible to make it impenetrable? I hope so, because their retribution will be swift. I'm gonna try to play this with you next week, or maybe the week after, i might have a lot of free time.
>>8243038
This has taken an unexpected turn, good thing I have my full cream milk.
>>8243046
[/spoiler] if using this doesn't work I'm suicide
>>8242961
chillin out maxin
>>8243058
that sounds quite good.
cream me my dude. :^)
this joke is getting stale now. I know.
>>8243061
pls don't!
>>8243061
using what?
>>8243058
>>8243062
maxin?
where do all you young scrrung learn all this new age hip-hop lingo?
>>8243066
No, my milk!
>>8243074
>>8243098
>>8243098
oh, I'm sorry!
didn't know you weren't up for creamin your dudes!
>>8243128
>>8243144
checked
>>8243081
idk i just thought i could do a meme
>>8243158
>>8243159
many thanks.
>>8243167
well executed.
>>8243170
>>8243170
Hors drinks.
>>8243183
>>8243191
it was ireland day a moment ago!
>>8243193
>>8243231
>>8243105
>>8243128
Not even once!
>>8243241
>>8243263
>>8243263
>>8243269
>>8243208
Did you drink lots of irish hors drinks?
>>8243283
>>8243285
enough to feel sick for a little while.
I had one for everyone who asked me to on their behalf!
>>8243307
>>8243315
>>8243048
Well, not really, but it can be.
Yeah it's possible depending on how badly people want to get you. If clans team up then they could theoretically overwhelm you with their combined dino HP pool, make your auto turrets run dry and then proceed to wreck your base with explosives. It's been done before to really large bases on official servers as I've heard.
Neat, maybe you could visit my base. Trucky said he might be coming on next week.
>>8243344
>>8243315
And now you must drink more.
You have to share a whiskey with police hors.
>>8243341
Well then what is the point?
Visit your base? The only reason i would even consider getting the game is to marvel at the fruits of your autism so yes I will be stopping by.
>>8243352
>>8243368
you're an officer, anon?
>>8243383
I wish. Neigh. The pony i am posting is nick named Security Pony. She is like police, yes. And she is addicted to whiskey. Now drink! Drink the hors whiskey!
>>8243403
calling it horse wisky concerns me. considering its amber color.
I'm not drinkin nothin coming out of a horse. no matter how much alcohol is in it!
I'll be able to later, but for now it would be best to let my liver recover.
>>8243383
>>8243424
>>8243372
pshh
well the point is to be as secure as you can, at least that's what I'm trying to do. I still have some stuff to do though. I need to make an enclosure for my airborne dinosaurs kek, people tend to sneak around and try to kill those and I need to make that not happen.
>>8243454
filename related.
>>8243420
That's... uh.
I kinda want to say sexy? But considering how much crap Black Jack has been through, i think her pee is so irradiated and tainted that it could kill somepony else on contact.
No worries. Hors drink is like hoomin drink. Made of fruits n waters.
>>8243453
>>8243454
>>8243466
or just water.
maybe I want to grow a fourth arm. you can't stop me.
>>8243468
kinda wanna go on a trip with skitty - and get my dick sucked there.
>>8243457
Hmm
Do you have a pretty good stable of dinos atm? When you say enclosure do you mean gated in or can you actually make a stronghold with steel and rivets? I hope it's all up to code when i get there because if it isn't i will have to report you.
also im gonna go soon (i think, as long as some error code in the car can be reset), should i take the laptop or nah?
>>8243480
>>8243480
>>8243480
>>8243480
>>8243480
>>8243480
>>8243480
>>8243480
>>8243480
>>8243480
>>8243480
>>8243480
>>8243480
>>8243480
>>8243533
>>8243515
kek
my forts gated, I just need to make a large enclosure for the birds so nobody can shoot them from far away, they can shoot them through the gates that's the problem.
I don't know? how long will you be gone?
also I'm pretty sleepy too so imma shower and then go to bed..
>>8243551
have a good night everyone
>>8243606
>>8243592
oh yeah, do you have hot showers yet?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AcMTv1Csdhw
Why the fuck am I still up
I'm going to sleep, night bread
>>8243621
nighty night anon
>>8243592
goodluck with your base building. goodnight
>>8243651
That's Rose
>>8243649
Have a good one.
>>8243656
ohk
>>8243624
In official servers. but I'm playing on an unofficial one with a pretty cool community and admin and they have the pace of the game set to 30x XP and 20x everything else so it goes a lot faster, yet it's still kind of slow cause it's meant to be a team play game, but I have no team and I'm too anti social to join random ppl
>>8243628
yeah, since yesterday, this new water heater gets so hot it could give you 3rd degree burns
>>8243654
Goodnight
>>8243654
also ima go to bed right now too..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lRFckPyNHJs
Entitlement the Race and Sex
>>8243654
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DPt0YfR_SPo
I dunno you might get a kick outta this though
Someone needs to tell this bitches husband
>>8243662
>>8243881
>>8243924
>>8243930
>>8243942
>>8243968
>>8243979
>>8243988 checked
>>8244024
>>8244029
Just watch the first season of a rather nice anime called Gatchaman Crowds.
How's everypony?
>>8244039
>>8244057
>>8244057
>>8244056
They're all in bed Rubles
>>8244081
>>8244127
>>8244127
I see. I should probably head to bed soon too.
>>8244137
>>8244160
True, fair enough.
I'll be going soo too desu, it's near 10 pm and I'm surprisingly tired.
>>8244160
>>8244167
ayylmao
>>8244171
Have a good one Az
>>8244220
How're you?
>>8244233
Hai fagets.
Off to do some things, but I'll be back alter.
I'll get namesync soon.
Hope you all had a good St Patrick's Day!
--Echi
Night, all!
>>8244283
have a good one
>>8244326
How're you?
Going to bed have a good one.
I maek post
Morning, bread. I'm sober but not for long.
>>8245595
the best time to be sober is not for long.
Hello bread
>>8246381
hi
>>8246388
Nice dubs
How's it going
>>8246525
just playing some vidya. and putting off doing some cleaning in my office. how are you?
>>8246561
Just watching a couple videos right now, not much else atm
Today i lost my copy of Andromeda cause of a transaction error. I went to sleep and what do i dream about? Playing Andromeda.
It was a really cool dream! Thank you, brain.
TIME TO PLAY WITH DINOSAURS ALL DAY EVERYDAY!
>>8246582
here's one i just watched:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIjO0Kp_lXU
>>8246589
how do they lose your game? i would raise hell if that happened to me. one time the bank charged me a $5 fee and i nearly made the customer service rep cry before he refunded it.
>>8246637
>inb4 intervention
>>8246658
Well, apparently they never charged me. Their system didn't like the fact that my card would expire just a bit before release, i guess.
Oh well. I am still going to get the game, except i wont get the pre-order garbage now.
I wonder what fanfic's name is for the character with the space suit. She is mentioned in both Fallout Equestria and Project Horizons.
>>8246687
i would just pirate it.
>>8246888
Well... i would argue you but... you got trips.
My powers are too weak to go against you.
I'll be boring and get it the normal way. Paying money to an eeeeevil company that ruins everything nice.
>>8246937
i'll pirate it twice for you.
>not pirating absolutely everything
I even pirate my food, the heck is wrong with people these days
>>8246963
Reminds me of one of my friends who recently became a responsible father, lol.
He used to pirate all the new games and bring me copies on discs. I never asked for them, he just assumed he was doing the right thing by doing it.
He was also very talented at turning REAL games into copies. I gave him Fable 1. TWICE. And both times he returned a copy of them and not the actual thing i gave him.
>>8246978
How does one pirate food?
Do you also pirate your water?
Does it go with your bread?
During your travels did you also steal some beds?
>>8247006
responsibility: not even once.
>>8247033
I'll make you a responsible father~
>>8247031
I pirate it from creatures who are typically unwilling to let me eat them.
>>8247065
this horse can't be tied down.
So I woke up an hour ago, ready to play ARK. Except the server I play on has been offline for 5 hours.
I guess there's nothing left to do but listen to my blink 182 and linkin park soundtrack while i cut myself in the bathroom for the rest of the day
yo
https://youtu.be/jhDyZpHAH7I?t=48s
Bowl loaded
Pizza bein made
Vidya on
Commence degeneracy
The word "hunting" is just a euphemism for pirating the meat off wildlife in the most violent way imaginable
>>8248899
>>8249049
>>8249182
>>8249192
piracy is illegal fuckos.
>>8249476
>>8249489
get these monkey tits out of my bread.
>>8249502
KEK
>>8249519
>not worshiping petit asian titty
you know you have trash taste, right anonymous?
>>8249551
*yawns*
>>8249571
she got saggy cheeks tho.
this is the pinnacle of black beauty?
>>8249601
That's as close to beauty nigger bitches can get.
>>8249626
I like the image of a black woman where she's nearly skeleton mode with her nappy ass hair tied back in a nigger bun.
>>8249690
I like the way they look hanging from trees.
>>8249726
negros don't usually live in trees anon.
they spend most of their time on the ground. like gorillas.
>>8249860
>>8249867
>>8249878
>>8249891
>>8249913
Stop posting disgusting humans
>>8249995
yeah, post men.
what are you, gay?
>>8250131
Yes
>>8250140
... proceed then.
you will be wiped from the anal of history for your transgressions!
Sure is slow today
>>8250538
it's saturday. drunk posters will be coming eventually.
>>8250639
>>8250644
How's it going Cate?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5AOWxqsYsok
test
I got new thread.
>>8250653
My doctor increased one of my meds I felt kind of fucked up but I'm getting used to it.
Neigh