ERP Thread: Creamy Edition Previous bread: >>8189785

>>8192558
http://learnenglish.britishcouncil.org/en/

LEARN HOW TO WRITE, ESL FAGGOTS.

I hope the dust has settled.

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How do I become a well known shitposter, /ERP/?

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rate (and fuck) my ava

>>8192578
It's a daily effort.

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>>8192578
Shitpost and ava every day. Rp with or trigger an already well known shitposter

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>>8192578
How about you don't

>>8192579
Absolutely Halal.

>>8192574
Unfortunately they'll probably be back tonight. They've realized that they have nothing better to do than annoy us. Hopefully they get bored of it soon.

>>8192589
Shut the fuck up Lore

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YOOOOOOOOO
THE BAN JUST EXPIRED

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>>8192597
I'm not lore, I just started avaing yesterday

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>>8192574
(It never is over.)

>>8192519
(Good afternoon Junko! Hope you're having a good day today! Up for continuing our rp whenever you are!)

>>8192603
Fuck off, Bolin.

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GERUDO LINK IS C U T E

>>8192610
And, judging by your condition, maybe you've overstayed your welcome.

>>8192603
Go back to school Bolin

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>>8192616
ok
>>8192626
what
a
gay

>>8192626
10/10 would lovingly kiss, hug, and rub dicks with.

>>8192626
Ew

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>>8192631
school ended almost two hours ago

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>>8192596
Just like in their own threads, they have nothing of substance to do once the simulator runs its course. Hide their posts, and laugh at people like Vino/Diego as they deserve

>>8192641
Get a job, you bum.

>>8192641
Unironically kill yourself.

>>8192641
Europenis got it easy.

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>>8192612
Refer to >>8190355
IRC mods said they are working on it right now, I'm currently posting from phone, so I can't ERP.

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>>8192633

>>8192655
Wait, what shitstorm did I miss last night?

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>>8192655
(Whoops; sorry! Didn't see that! Take care!)

>>8192665
Hestia got shitposted away from ERP.

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>>8192647
there's only one person i know who could prolly get me a job and i haven't seen him in 6 years
>>8192651
oh
>>8192654
nah, we just have half days on wednesday in my school
normally school ends in 10 minutes
>>8192655
>not erping exclusively from phone
ayy whatchu doin homie
>>8192662
pretty good
my bepis isn't even that small though :^)

>>8192655
>>8192670
Ouch, sorry! Hope it gets resolved soon.

List of people officially BTFO
> Chat
> Clarent
> Tsuyu
> Nozomi
> Nep
> Lupin
> Hestia

>>8192671
And what did Rance have to do with it?
Also is the Rance I'm thinking of the same person who plays Elizabeth or am I thinking of someone else?

>>8192683
Nothing, some HG faggot just started spamming Rance images with copypasta.

>>8192683
Someone used Rance pics while shitposting.
It's not Hotaru's Rance.

>>8192681
I hope Owain is next.

>>8192695
Hello Boco.

>>8192700
Nigga, Boco doesn't have the back bone to back his shit up.

>>8192687
>>8192693
Got it.
So why are the mods being so biased towards the people in HG? I reported that fucktard who kept spamming the tendies pasta and I got a warning for it.

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>>8192700
You're giving him too much credit, Boco doesn't have the brass to directly wish ill upon anyone except Amy Rose for some reason

>>8192704
>implying you do
>a sad little man posting the same bait day in and day out
>implying you're not boco

>>8192713
I don't know. I reported Negan once and they issued me a warning too.

>>8192713
If they move anywhere else it'll cause more problems

>>8192719
But I like Amy...

>>8192729
yeah, that's because he isn't breaking any rules you daft cunt

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You die now, bitch.

>>8192729
I did too, but even then I keep reporting. Never been banned even after persisting, and at least a few of the people who've hosted as him have at the very least been given a warning/temp ban

>>8192736
Who are you quoting?

dead

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>>8192713
The mods do not care about erp.

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>>8192751
Let's bring it back to life

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>>8192753
That's probably for the best

>>8192760
Okay, start us off.

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>>8192766
Sure thing. What are your kinks, and do you want Power Suit or Zero Suit

>>8192578
By sucking my dick

>>8192765
Shut the fuck up cat in the ass

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>>8192765
Yep.

ERP was a mistake.

>>8192791
Much like your life

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>>8192788
Parshit what made you start being extra useless lately anyways

>>8192775
Anything is fine with me desu, I'm down for w/e except for scat.

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>>8192616
>>8192631
>>8192647
>>8192651
Why does everyone hate Bolin if this place is full of pedos?

>>8192794
I know.

>>8192791
How do we delete it? No, how do we delete trash? By that telling that gook to shut it down?

>>8192803
Shut the fuck up Lore

>>8192812
*by telling

>>8192812
We stop making new thread after new thread.

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>>8192797
Boredom.

Cards?

>>8192826
That's hard to do, everyone has a short attention span.

>>8192803
Because Aaron Kennedy is a fucking retard that doesn't ever know when to shut the fuck up.

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>>8192830
I guess it must be the HGer in you that makes your bored posting so awkward.

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>>8192813
See >>8192610 I'm not lore

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>>8192832

>>8192849
>started yesterday
>already going on about how terrible the thread is
wowza

>>8192803
He's a 12 year old.

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>>8192798
Not very specific, but I'll do what I can
--
>The bedchamber of Samus Aran's gunship is a starch contrast to the deck or the armory, with a few milotary photos decorating the wall and a poorly made bed on the ground. Cross legged on the mattress and anxious behind the stony look on her face, she awaits her friend's appraisal. Something in her socially estranged birdbrain makes her question why human clothing rides up so high, but her midriff certainly isn't a sight to complain about.
...?

>>8192849
kys lore

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>>8192832

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>>8192832

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>>8192681
>I'm not on
Come on

>>8192865
Hello Fronk

>>8192865
I think I'm going to nut inside Bonnibel.

>>8192865
Patchy a cute

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>>8192855
I lurked this thread for months but I only just started rping yesterday

>>8192873
Here's the thing, everyone hates you. You don't need to get btfo if everyone already hates you.

>>8192891
Fluttershy ava when?

>>8192883
Sure, once I'm done with Samsung

>>8192886
Cute librarian nerd

>>8192891
How's it going Trixie? Or should I say, Fluttershy disguised as chrysalis.

>>8192908
But Trixie already plays a thicc Fluttershy.

>>8192865
Once you're done with Samus do you want to continue the Balalaika session from last night?

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>>8192865
>kissu

>>8192902
Ok, bro.

>>8192902
The cutest.

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>>8192865
Boost me granny.
>>8192848
Maybe

>>8192891
>Wants to fuck this pony

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>>8192917
I'll see what I can do!

>>8192918
And who might this titty monster be

>>8192939
I would if I had the folder on me, been too long since I used Nana

I have returned!

>>8192713
Okay, hold up and redpill me at the moment. How are you folks so sure it was one of HG?

>>8192957
Who else but HG is that cancerous?

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>>8192893
Anon's not on the list, anon.
>>8192896
>everyone hates you
I can name like, three people, that absolutely love me.
Y-You don't know them though, they go on a different board.
They're real, I swear.

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>>8192957
>HG shitposters literally pour into the thread, host a game in our thread, and tepidly shitpost at people for the entire night
>"H-HOW CAN YOU BE SURE, ANONS CAN BE ANYONE"

rofl don't play stupid

>>8192964
Name 20 more people that like you.

>>8192957
Because it's easier to point fingers at other people.

>>8192957
If you're talking about the tendies guy, he showed up when HG started shitting up the threads on monday night and when I made a post about him the next morning, someone from HG who was still hanging around thanked me for reporting him because he was apparently just as cancerous in HG.

>>8192956
Who are you?

>>8192988
Hi Jinx. Want some cock?

>>8192988
Hello Jinx

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>>8192973
Uh, R-Rachel!
Steven, Lapis, Garnet, uh... Ron, Jeremy, Donanld Duck, Garfield, Amethyst, Andy, Rachel...
T-They ALL go to a different thread, I-I'm friends with way too many to name them all!

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>>8192979
This pretty much.

>>8192988
something something jinx is cute

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>>8192997
What's up Anon
>>8192992
How did you know I was about to call chick fil a
>>8193012
Mumble mumble no i am not

>>8193014
No... I mean, do you want to fuck?

>>8193010
>headpats the dragon

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>>8192832

>>8193014
Not much. How about you?

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>>8192832
(Thanks again to the anon who made this, where ever he may be.)

>>8193028
SLOPPY
FROPPY

>>8193025
I want Neo to step on me

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>>8193024
>is headpatted
>>8193028
>pats the Owain
No problem.

>>8193042
>masturbates from a distance

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>>8193028
I want to pet that tail and pet the loli demon thingy.

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>>8193028
I want to humuliate Gladion

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>>8193038
>steps on dick

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>>8192832
The only cards that matter in this world are the oracles of our very fate - the tarot!

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>>8193023
Idk if I can right nooow but I might be able to in a little bit
>>8193026
Just woke up, livin life. Thanks for asking :)

>>8193052
Fuck off, Parshit.

>>8193057
All my knowledge of tarot comes from Stardust Crusaders.

>>8193059
Hope you have a nice day then. Bye Bye.

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>>8193050
>sees this
>is disgusted

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>>8193055

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>>8193066
When I pet that tail.

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>>8193055
(In what way?)
>>8193042
(If you're the dragon loli from yesterday thanks a lot for continuing to RP through the shitposting.)

>>8193059
Oh, ok. Does your character love to smoke?

>>8193059
How long do you think? I might want to try that bully session with Hana if I feel up to it.

>>8193077
Pat a knife down your fucking throat

>>8193025
You available for a session right now?

>>8193073
>Diesnt care, he continues to masturbate towards the cute loli.

>>8193057
Classic Tarots? Rider-Waite-Smith? Crowley?

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>tfw no one wants to dick the squid

>>8193057
>Kissus the Rikka

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>>8193083
Again, when I pet that tail.

So I missed last thread, but from what I gather paresee calls people thin skinned as an insult but then has a chimp out when people start insulting him. Really makes you think.

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>>8193078
I can't right now, later maybe
>>8193075
No

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>>8193087
Multitasking with cleaning my room and doing my washing but I'm available enough, yes.

>>8192962
Wouldn't be the first time the usual suspects here did something retarded

>>8192972
Drink bleach.

>>8192977
Isn't it always?

>>8192979
Aight, got you lad.

>>8193096
I want to fuck the squid!

>>8193100
You have to be a pretty shitty person if even the thirst lord Owain doesn't respond to you.

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>>8193078
(I'm not. Just posting lewd loli to get people up and running. Maybe rp a bit if it gets to it.)
>>8193092
>Turns away
I want the police to be notified.

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>>8193096
>Marie

>>8193096
I want a tonguejob from the squid.

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>>8193100
Bitch I never chimp out! No one gave me (You) to respond so I went to preoccupy myself with NT and watch the threads descend into chaos! I need my (You) man.

>>8193120
I want a dual tongejob from the squid and the frog.

>>8193124
kys Parshit

>>8193117
>Grabs her from behind and slides his cock in between her tight thighs

>>8193124
Yes you literally did. Like just under Paul levels.

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>>8193117
(Alrighty. Have a good one.)
>>8193104
(Okay. Catch you later.)

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>>8193067
I know not of what you reference, but as a traveller of the great astral cosmos, I probably qualify as one of these "stardust crusaders". Learning from one such as myself was probably an enlightening experience for a mortal such as yourself, no?

>>8193095
>Flustered, the chuuni digs around in her bag. Eventually, she produces a pack of oversized, flimsy looking tarot cards that look like they came packaged with a video game or something.
I-I know not of these terms you speak, mortal. My methods are as ancient as the cosmos itself!

>>8193098
H-hey!
>Rikka looks away from the anon, a deep red tint rapidly spreading across her face.
Y-you can't just do that to people you've never met before...

>>8193028
(Still a big fan of your Christ chan. Love her so much.)

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>>8193124
You're doing it right now

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>>8193133
I did not though. Last post from me did not get any (You) in the other thread.
>>8193130
When I get that tail!

>>8193105
Nice. I'm down for pretty much any femdom so long as there's no scat, piss, or guro.
Should I start or would you rather do it?

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>>8193132
>Surprised, she can only gape as the Anon's man meat slides in between her thick little legs. Was he trying to molest her? What was he- just what?
H-huh? Hey, stop that you creepy weirdo!
>>8193146
(You too.)

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>>8193151
I'm still responding to all the (You) even if they tell me to kys. Keeps the conversation going which is really entertaining.

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>>8193157
> I'm down for pretty much any femdom

Well that's not helpful. I don't like guessing what really gets you going. Anything in particular that you want from me? Really, just ask. It makes my life easier.

>>8193152
Let's ERP.

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>>8193179
It's not friday!

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>>8193173
You realize that is EXACTLY what I do when I'm shitposting for attention? You should just stop posting.

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>>8193173
We get that zero other social circles will have you because you nag and hound people to an autistic degree, but this isn't making you look any more socially graceful

I like the other dragon loli better.

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>>8193173
>pets the silly parsee and gives her a pity (you)

>>8193171
I'm no weirdo... I just want some loli cunt!
>His cock throbbed in between her thighs, moving his pelvis as his cock starts to press against her small cunt.

>>8193173
>muh (you)'s
Jesus Parshit you were always kinda retarded but you've been really bad lately, to the point Paul is completely right in shitposting you even.

>>8193171
>stuttering as kanna
nice rp dipshit

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>>8193150
(Glad to please.)

>>8193209
>Just posting lewd loli to get people up and running. Maybe rp a bit if it gets to it.
Really makes you think.

>>8193193
It's Friday in Japan. Let's go.

>>8193196
So you admit that you also shitpost... how fucking pathetic.

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>>8193225
Are you new here?

>>8193232
Paul, can you shut the fuck up?

>>8193178
Bondage, rough sex (especially cowgirl position), and biting/scratching are all good. Choking and any kind of mild pain, too (nothing super painful like branding or CBT). Also that military uniform Neo wore for that one episode in Season 3. There are a few other things I'm into but they probably don't apply since Neo doesn't talk (at least I don't think she does, haven't watched Season 4 yet).

>>8193232
Please tell us how hard your life as a middle class white manchild is.

>>8193196
"Yeah I shitpost and attention whore I hate you fuckers"
"Wh-why doesn't anyone want to RP with me? ;-;"

>>8193209
Agreed, this one is OOC, a lot like the other anime girls in-thread right now.

>all of a sudden Paul is trying to be relative again

How low can you go?

>>8193218
(How popular is she out of curiosity?)

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>>8193255
Might be fun

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>>8193210
Do not pet me!
>>8193196
It's not like it's harming anyone. They can just stop responding.
>>8193199
Not really. I've only been doing this as a joke to fluffy tail cause I need to pet that tail. It's like a drug!
>>8193214
So, this is what it feels to hit rock bottom. Excellent! We can go even lower!. I can see it now. People saying that everything is now my fault even when I'm sleeping and things happen.
>>8193223
This is America though!

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>>8193261
(Last session with her was like a week ago but I keep her on there just in case.)

>>8193255
Problem is the board is slow enough that third to last doesn't change much. Like the third to last on this post is probably going to be a 2

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>>8193245
Generally don't do penetrative sex with Neo. Though a bound out blowjob with lots of thigh biting and chest scratching would be OK.

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>>8193255
I grow tired of my current servant. Let us see who I shall recieve as my next one.

>>8193268
>Drags away to a dark corner
>Impregnates the Parsee

>>8193287
Fine by me! Do you want to make the starter or should I?

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>>8193255
>Male with 10/10 tits

>>8193255
Roll

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>>8193255
000 please

>>8193232
>He's saying this to get a good reputation
Not gonna happen.

>>8193299
Maybe it just means he has big meaty pecs.

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>>8193297
Just about to head down to put my laundry on so best you write up a starter.

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>>8193292
>Blows the rape whistle but it only attracts more rapist.

>>8193300
>Jewish trap virgin
Why
Literally everything I hate is in this right now

>>8193246
>manchild
Dude's still technically considered a child under the law

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>>8193268
Don't give yourself too much credit, you can't write at a high enough grade level to be masquerading as anyone convincingly
Enjoy the temporary gratification, Boco

you know what would make this thread better?

>>8193255
Roll

>>8193344
Butts?

>>8193352
BRRRAAAAAP

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>>8193344
Boy butts?

>>8193316
>rapes and breeds parsee.

>>8193284
(Oh okay. That might have been with me then. Something about having god fearing children and continuing the cycle of Christianity. Anyway, I gotta bounce. Have a great day Owain!)

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>>8193362
(Will do anon, have a pleasant day.)
>>8193344
(ERP! Cocks in holes! Blowjobs! Mating presses! Gang bangs!)

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>>8193331
Wanna make a bet on that?

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>>8193355
Why do I have this overwhelming urge to breed you~

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>>8193360
>Thus I became a sex doll
>Bad end.

>>8193344
Like three or four more Fronks. I love he.

>>8193311
(Will do. Sorry if it's not the best, I'm not usually the one who does the starter.)
>The anon struggles against his cuffs, trying not to panic. He wasn't sure who had managed to capture him or how they got him out of his room and into... wherever this was without waking him up, but he didn't exactly want to find out. Best to just try to escape the cuffs and get out while he still could.

>>8193408
I would love a foursome with multiple Balalaikas.

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>>8193344
If you fucked off

>>8193344
More punk girls. My kink for piercings and tats demands it.

>>8193378
I wouldn't mind getting a confessional BJ from Christ-chan.

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>>8193403
well that's where my story ends

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>>8193469
>Why the FUCK haven't I done this yet?

>>8193469
(Sure. I have to leave in about an hour though. Could you start us off?)

I wanna fuck a demon or any other kind of unholy abomination just to piss Christ-chan off!

>>8193881
My posts take comparatively much longer than yours to put out, so I'd much rather just start proper when you get back. Any idea when that will be?

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>>8193423
The mute assassin struts into the room, her arms extended, a wild smile plastered across her pale face. Her pink and brown orbs rest on her restrained victim. She allowed herself to slowly nod to herself, admiring her handywork with the cuffs and ropes. His hands are tied in a reverse prayer position behind his head, a blindfold across his eyes, though she left his mouth untouched. His legs were bound together only by his, nullifying any possibility of escaping from the silent psychopaths grips, though giving him enough mobility to part his thighs. Of course, Neo had stripped him the moment she captured him, using her blade to slice his clothing into colour ribbons.

She took a few swift steps towards him, the thin heels of her boots clicking against the floor with each and every controlled step. She paused next to him and gave his cheek a gentle tap, before she hooked a finger beneath his blindfold. She edged the fabric up just enough for a single eye to be free from darkness, and her own gaze met with his. She offered him a short, almost cute wave before taking a step back. She twirled her parasol between her fingers theatrically, before slipping the length of the blade from the sheath. She ran a gloved finger over the length of the blade, before pressing it against his neck. She lowered her hand to his manhood, gripping his testicles between nimble digits. She offered them a gentle squeeze, certainly not enough to cause any pain. She moulded his balls between her fingers and palm for a few, short moments, before dragging the tip of a finger up his length, a sly smile creasing her lips.

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>>8193344
Someone Rping as hercule

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>>8193907
Play time Daddy?

>>8193862
Because Paul, you lack in imagination.

>>8193943
A sexy unholy abomination. Not... that.

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>>8193907
You're making it very hard to save your immortal soul anon!
>>8193929
(Probably around five east coast time.)

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>>8193907
?

>>8193960
I've thought of doing it before obviously, just don't really have any way to put it out into writing

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>>8193408
>>8193440
:D

>>8193974
Sounds good. I'll type something up and wait until you get back. See you then!

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>>8193967
Aww. No fun...
>Dejected, the unholy abomination sulks away to be killed by someone trying to farm Invincible's Reins

>>8193982
Fronk... you better build that PB. I want to get teased by her.

>>8193998
>>Dejected, the unholy abomination sulks away to be killed by someone trying to farm Invincible's Reins

No going to lie this makes me feel a little sad for the dude.

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>>8193408
>>8193440
Are you trying to endanger the safety of every young girl Ava in the thread?

>>8193255
Rollan

>>8194044
I'm trying to endanger my own safety. In a sexy way. Like maybe getting raped by Balalaika at gunpoint or something.

>>8194056
Black male with aids, great

>>8193982
Random question- how often do you play Roadhog? I don't think I've ever seen the big pig get any action in these threads.

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>>8194007
Teased with words, or teased with a scalpel?
>

>>8194044
The only thing in danger is their hymens
And maybe their skin, she likes to brand with her cigars

>>8194057
As long as it's not straight up noncon, I can do that

>>8194044
No, I just want more of that cutie.

>>8194086
W-words... why?

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>>8194083
Usually just with Jinx's D.va. Don't get much action with him, sadly. But hey, if someone's ever looking

Become as gods.

>>8194104
Got it. Just asking because I have a bunch of friends who are thirsty for Hog's hog and I was wondering if it's the same here.

>>8194118
You have to be Owain or Mecha.

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>>8194118
Why be a god when one can be a demon~?

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>>8194098
It was a joke, dude. I don't do surgical removals for sexy time.
I do it for research time. Gotta keep your work and your fun separate, know what I mean? Otherwise you end up with spunk all over your medical kit, or blood all over your lingerie...it's all just a mess.

>>8194125
If they ever need some fug, send them my way

>>8194132
How does one become a demon when they're already human? Does it require a satanic ritual of sorts?

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>>8194132
I'm already a demon

>>8194142
>Laughs with her
Hahahaha...ha...ha... you're quite the joker PB.
(I hope you build that folder soon~ I can wait.)

>>8194132
cute semen demon

>>8193935
>He stops his struggling and freezes in terror the moment the blade touches his neck, trying his best not to make any sudden moves. Unless his captor decided to leave him be, there would be no way out of this situation.
Please don't kill m-!
>His sentence is interrupted by a quiet gasp as Neo starts playing with his balls, followed by slightly heavier breathing. He bites his lip and closes his eyes once her finger traces along his shaft.
Oh god... what are you doing...?

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>>8194142
Since >>8194179 said you're building a folder, I've got a few PB pics if you need em.

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>>8192803
this place has p much 0 pedos my dude

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>>8194223
But there were pedos last night, around the same time as the hunger games shitstorm

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>>8194154
I was simply created this way millenia ago. My unholy powers are truly unbeatable, especially my Tyrant's Eye! I'm sure some sort of conversion ritual is within the realms of possibility though~

>>8194160
It is great to see a fellow being of unholiess in this realm! It was as if my heart was made of broken glass, defiled by my lack of spiritual connection to the infinite darkness...

>>8194187
W-what do you mean by this? I-I am not capable of producing ... that...

>>8194179
I'll go as fast as I can

>>8194210
Send whatcha got, much appreciated

>>8194261
gay fire pokemon shitposter was tendie shitposter confirmed

>>8194266
Then do you know of one? I wish to transcend beyond my mortal vessel and become something much more powerful! With your powers, I'm sure that it is very much possible.

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>>8194274
Should I send it over Discord or just post it here?

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>>8194283
>giving it replies

>>8194299
This is way I love Fronk. Why are you so based?

>>8194289
Discord, silly billy

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>>8194261
That's TLHG, probably?
Wasn't here last night. Was busy on /ck/ and Discord.
>>8194299
I think I need a speedy breakdown.

>>8194299
>His blood runs cold from the bone chilling stare of the woman, anon crawling over to her feet and smooching her toes.
Sorry sorry sorry...

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>>8194299
I love Fronk!

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>>8194194
The silent assassin made one of the few sounds that she could; a disgruntled tut, before snapping her fingers. A thin light shimmered over her hands, removing the black, leather clothes that entrapped her pale hands. She angled her blade downwards and pressed a finger to his lips, before returning the weapon to his throat. Her fingers wrapped around his manhood, tightening as to acquire a firm grip. Her edged her hand up his length, bare fingers pausing at the tip to gently massage it between a thumb and forefinger, before gradually working their way back down to the base. Her eyes never left his, an almost sadistic glint in them as she stimulated him against his will. She pressed the blade against his neck slightly, before pressing her face against his chest. Her teeth wrapped his nipple, pressing down slightly as she jerked her hand upwards suddenly. Her lips twisted into a sadistic smile as she continued to massage the mans length, whilst her teeth worked at teasing his flesh.

She pulled herself away from him, a thin trail of saliva linking her lips and his chest. She ran her tongue over her lower lip before dropping down between his legs, allowing her blade to fall to the floor. With her free hand, she dragged her nails over his exposed thighs, fingers still manipulating his length. She moved her face in towards him, her tongue extending and pressing against the base of the shaft. She gave it a short, curious lick, before smiling in satisfaction.

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>>8194261
I'm going to capture you and force you to obey me.

Hestia and Bell did literally nothing wrong.

>>8194314
There's a Discord?

>>8194283
>IMG filenames
>newfag shitposter
HOLY SHIT DETECTIVE I THINK YOU FIGURED IT OUT!

>>8194372
Fuck Off Hestiafag.

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>>8194286
Yes, I'm sure such a ritual could be found. I imagine it would require a ... close bond between the two of us. M-maybe even the ...
>the words almost seem painful for the young chuuni to force out of her throat
e-exchange of mana b-between us...

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Hey /ERP/, it's Mortem3r!~

>>8194437
A Y Y L M A O

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>>8194372
Fuck off with your drama.

>>8194336
>He tries his best to remain silent, purely out of fear towards his assailant, but a few quiet gasps and whimpers of pain and pleasure manage to sneak out as she toyed with him. The lick she administered to the base of his length was what solicited a louder moan, and despite his fear and resistance, the throbbing in his quickly-hardening cock made it plain that some part of him was enjoying being Neo's helpless victim.

Parsee did nothing wrong

>>8194437
Don't tell Aron... but want to fuck you in the ass.

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>>8194313
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9a4F5XDHH6U

>>8194316
A wave of shitposting made a Hestia ava leave or something, which all started when HG dropped by to shitpost about pedophiles and ran one of their games here. Also Vino is Diego, something I find very amusing

>>8194334
And I love Jinx

>>8194324
>Most of the subservience Balalaika envisions involves less foot smooching and more lap dancing, but she plays along and bops her high heel shoe into his nose gently. The things she does for her soldiers...
Good boy.

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>>8194283
>>8194388
But I'm not? As far as the IMG filenames goes it's just because I'm posting from phone.
>>8194347
And how are you going to go about that?
>the Braixen pulls out her stick, the end of it automatically being on fire
I don't think I want to be captured.
>Braixen gives you a hard stare

>anons this butthurt over hestia and bell
lmao you cucks are so thin skinned

>>8194408
A close bond? Like that between friends? But exchanging mana...
>The anon ponders the chuuni's last words, trying to think of ways how mana can be transferred from one person to another.
That would require something much more intimate, wouldn't it? Something akin to that between lovers.

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>>8194470
>Aron

>>8194479
>still bring this drama from last thread
Can you shut the fuck already and move on with your sad, pathetic, and cancerious life?

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>>8194470
Oh don't worry, we both know how many fans are after that! It's no secret~

>hestia cucks anons by wanting to fuck bell and refusing to ntr him
lmaoooooooooooooooo

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>>8194469
https://youtu.be/RAA1xgTTw9w
>>8194474
!

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>>8194483
>The chuuni's gaze turns firmly to her feet as her blush begins to intensify.
Y-yes, s-something like that. T-the close physical connection of that nature should prove to be sufficient...
>Her tone lowers to barely above a whisper as she begins to fidget.
T-though I have never attempted such an act before...

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>>8194474
Ah. So, stop me if I'm wrong, but is this basically what happened?
>Le HG memesquad arrives
>typical fags, Rinoa, Vino (Izaya), prolly Rin, show up
>Make funny maymays by hosting a game and forcing the label of pedo onto everybody they don't like
>Hestia gets triggered
>leaves
Also, I think we're talking about different Vinos. Pussy roller was the /b/ one, you haven't seen his Vino around in all likeliness. Last I heard of the charismatic stoner was that he ran a secret ava in HG and left once he got found out (it wasn't difficult to spot him).
The RWBY Vino we have now is Izaya. He's an Aussie. 'Nuff said.

>>8194518
>still causing drama

>>8194543
>Hestia gets triggered
Specifically, Hestia spotted a Bell in the tributes, the two fed each other while anons told her to stop feeding him, and it went on and on from there

>>8194543
Hestia had nothing to do with them. An anon wanted to do a NTR scene and she refused, saying she dislikes NTR, and the anon got super mad demanding she should accept anyway.

>>8194578
So let me get this straight

>Hestia and anon sitting in a tree
>anon wants some NTR
>Hestia refuses
>entire thread turns against her
>she leaves

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>>8194459
Neo covered her mouth in silent laughter, her eyes flicking to a lusty red. She peered up at him and pressed an extended finger to her lip, before returning it to gently grazing the length of his thigh. She removed her hand from his manhood and rested it against his testicles, repeating her early actions of tenderly massaging them. She moved her face in close to his manhood, her breath washing over his length as she allowed her tongue to hang out from her lips. She placed it against the base of his shaft, before dragging it upwards over his length in a long, drawn out lick. The tip of her tongue met with the head of his manhood, and she swirled around the ridge.

She adjusted her hands so that the tips of her fingers pressed into his thighs. Without a moment's notice, she dragged down firmly, raking the tips of her nails along the inside of his thigh, her lips twisted into a grin, tongue swirling around his head. She engulfed his head between her lips as she dragged her nails downwards, forming a tight suction around whatever she took in. She edged her head downwards, lips dragging along his shaft leaving a messy trail of saliva behind them. She pulled herself free with an audible 'pop' and admired her work with a satisfied smile. Though her masterpiece was only just beginning.

>erp getting triggered over some cuck from hg rping in their thread

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Well, that was a ride last night

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>>8194476
>>8194347
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WCK8tfXXD6M

What is it with anime girls and stuttering?

>>8194530 shit like this looks like a wreck and it's a turn off.

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>>8194598
That's exactly what happened

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>>8194564
Hmmmmmm. Well, that's a bit shit. Hestia was pretty fun to have around.
(Post scriptum: Ya boi bowlcut hasn't typefucked bestia, they just seemed like a swell fella.)
>>8194578
What a cuck.
>>8194606
>Slaps face

>>8194610
So don't RP with them then?

>>8194606
Candy Slut!

>>8194598
>Chased away Hestia
Man you guys blow ass.

>>8194610
noted. I only do it because other people do and I guess it's the accepted convention around here

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>>8194543
I was too busy playing Samsung to notice. Something about refusing an NTR session. I honestly don't care enough to ask

>>8194524
Didja wanna resume anything, or should we wait

>>8194635
UNNFF

>>8194598
Not like she left left either, she was like "goodnight everybody, see you tomorrow!"

>>8194530
>Seeing the chuuni get all flustered from the deed that is to be performed between them, the anon steps to her and places a hand on her shoulder, and gives her a warm smile.
Do not worry, Wielder of the Tyrant's Eye. Although I am desperate to ascend into the ranks of demons, I will not force you into such an act. I will wait until you are ready, and, if need be...
>As the next words leave his lips, he looks off to the side, his cheeks taking on a rosy hue from speaking them.
until the bond between us deepens.

>>8194610
Implies nervousness of the ava/anon. Not everyone is confident in sex y'know.

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>>8194609
I can only assume this is Jiro again?