HG Thread
Why bother making a new thread? Why do you waste your time pretending to be cute anime girls instead of doing something more productive?
>>8190409
Yes.
Robbie Rotten
>>8190409
You sure are being productive by entering a thread you don't like and complaining in it.
>>8190409
>implying these losers have anything better to do
anon plz
Don't disrupt my lulcow herd.
>>8190420
ROBBIE ROTTEN!?
>>8190433
There are better places for that you know. Hell, you don't even have to leave this board.
TLHG
Any of the furry threads
RWBY General
you only enable these sad sacks by shitposting here
>>8190420
Lets start the morning off with a bang.
Give me 24!
>>8190465
Teedus
>>8190465
Reigen Arataka
>>8190449
You mean the worst threads on the board?
>>8190465
Saren Arterius
>>8190449
I'll shitpost the communities I prefer to shitpost, thank you very much. I consider HG far more cancerous than any furfaggot thread or obnoxious fandom.
Stay shit, HG. I know you will.
>>8190465
Nanahira
>>8190465
Sir Gawain
>>8190465
Ratchet and Clank
>>8190465
Kazuichi Souda
>>8190465
TaliZorah vas Normandy
>>8190465
Waluigi
>>8190465
Malthael
>>8190465
Kosaku Kawajiri
>>8190493
Well have fun with that, even though you're wrong.
>>8190465
Cirno
>>8190465
Baki
>>8190515
I always do.
>>8190465
Nixxiom
>>8190465
Nishikata
>>8190465
Todd Howard with a shotgun
>>8190558
>pirates
>>8190465
THE BEST THERE EVER WAS
>>8190465
Goku
>>8190493
>self-contained community on a hidden board
>cancerous
?
>>8190493
I'm just saying that if you're looking for autistic lolcows, you have far better options than this. Shitposters like you are the only reason HG continues to live, so please just let it die
>>8190465
Lord Beerus
>>8190465
Lightning McQueer
>>8190465
THICC Man
>>8190465
Dinte da Demun Killur
>>8190465
Summer Heart
>>8190774
Hey, don't look at us, we rarely ever come here.
>That doesn't necessarily excuse our mistake however.
>>8190942
Maybe.... I can be your shitpost target tonight~
...
>>8190942
Even Harambe
Kek! The mods finally warned me for spamming the hell out of ERP.
They must really not give a fuck about ERP
>>8190947
You're making me solid as The Rock, baby.
>>8190988
Respect the janitors, they do it for free.
>>8190994
My my, someone's getting boulder and boulder
>>8190996
>I do, they have to Del with that shitshow.
>I'm just laughing cause all I got was a warning and all my posts deleted
>>8191018
I honestly feel had for the janitors who have to moderate /trash/
/erp/ is pretty vanilla compared to all the other garbage on this board, like tlhg, clop dumps, and every variation of furry porn known to man
>>8191018
Take your meds.
>>8191014
Just paving the way for you to meet my stones and pillar.
>>8191037
Don't expect me to gravel
>>8191035
Hopefully they got a chuckle out of tje shitshow I started.
>>8191036
>implying you think I am someone else
>you are wrong
>>8191045
When I come all over you like an avalance, you will drop on the ground quaking.
>>8191055
If you really can take me to heaven on earth, I don't mined one bit.
>>8191068
Let's keep our feet on the ground. Silence is golden after all. Nobody wants a rocky start to a relationship.
>>8191068
>tells Ahri
>>8191082
You don't wanna push me over and get straight into mountain?
>>8191086
Don't. She *hates* puns
>>8191092
Why?
Does she hate pun or something?
>>8191092
I was reffering to you flirting behind her back. Ahri-ally don't think she would like that.
ENOUGH WITH THE ROCK PUN THING
>>8191053
I got a chuckle.
>>8191094
Nah. She's a laid back gal. Doesn't give a fox.
>>8191098
Nobody is getting any tail here
>>8191090
I like to look at two humble sized mountains and a lush vale between steel slopes before I go gliding into the secret, damp cave below.
>>8191103
God damnit anon , they're minerals
>>8191104
Then it was completely worth it
>>8191103
Seconded it's getting stale.
>>8191115
Toast?
More like, burnt toast
>>8191115
Wasn't bready for that.
>>8191109
Pretty coal story my dude. You gonna drill or what?
>>8191117
T'was a bit crumby of a response
>>8191108
A real vixen, that one.
>>8191126
I'm going al subterranean with my jackhammer untill I hit your motherload, baby.
>>8191117
At yeast you tried Anon.
>>8191126
You knead to stop.
>>8191137
Hey! No one's jackhammering any women besides me! I lay claim to all of them!
>>8191132
Yup
Keep your paws off though.
>>8191137
Be easy okay? I stalagmite pass out...
>>8191142
>Rolls eyes
>>8191151
>
>>8191151
I'm not really a dog person anyway.
More of a bird person, really.
>>8191151
I don't think I will. I'll keep drilling and chipping untill there's hot magma in your shaft.
I wanted to buy 16 paperclips, but they were sold individually. I had to pay per clip
>>8191158
Dough'nt do this to me
>>8191164
I don't know feather or not to take that seriously
>>8191167
I'm staring to cave hard...
>>8191172
Oh you may believe me.
I am stark raven mad for birds.
>>8191172
You butter be joking.
>>8191172
Oh you'll cave in soon enough. Untill then take care of your rocking body. They say diamonds are a girl's best friend, right? My dick is just as hard as one. Aslong you are at around 10 stones in weight, we'regolden.
>>8191190
t. Suz
>>8191198
I bet you like to watch at tits all day.
>>8191191
>suddenly collapses as world is rocked over and over.
>>8191198
Hen-ce all the birdplay.
>>8191191
>caves you in
>t. best rock
>>8191190
Jesus Crust! Stop loafing around and eat it ryet now!
Who's your favorite loli, HG?
Kill yourself, pedophile.
>>8191222
If I told you, it would reveal my true identity!
>>8191217
I told you not to baguette it for me. Pan I just have a slice time?
>>8191223
Only a Paedophile would say that.
>>8191222
Nowi. She's godamn adorable in FE13.
>muh 1000 years old
My ass.
Nah
>>8191224
Do you protest your love for them often?
>>8191226
Jesus Christ. It's llikeCarlos with all the puns...
>>8191228
My only knowledge of FE comes from friends, and Heroes. Nowi is, pretty damn cute, though.
>>8191229
No.
>>8191230
Bake that back
>>8191232
Then what are you afraid of?
>>8191231
It's the ahoge, isn't it?
>>8191237
Ahoge adds +5 to cute factor
>>8191233
How sourdough you feel about that thatement?
>>8191228
500 year old vampires make my heart go doki doki
>>8191229
>game master
>isn't hosting
Really makes you think
My jokes are better, you know.
Want to hear one?
>>8191240
You are a man of good taste, Anon.
>>8191226
Are you feeling uncrumbftable?
>>8191249
Ahahahaha
hahahahaha
haha-- wait
Your face isn't the joke?
>>8191236
>revealing my other avas
>>8191246
I'm not nearly autistic enough to do something like that, sadly.
>>8191241
I'm crumbling to myself out of anger. You really got a rise out of me.
>>8191239
>pets
>>8191254
No, just a little burnt out.
>>8191260
Don't kid yourself
>>8191249
Can I sexualize you if I say yes?
>>8191255
You'll be the first one to die, remember that
>>8191263
Careful with the hands, I'm feeling a bit flighty.
>>8191264
I didn't say I wasn't autistic, just not enough that I'd want to jump into this endless cycle that you still somehow believe is entertaining.
>>8191266
Do a what now?
I'll just tell me joke.
What killed the dinosaurs?
The ice age!
>>8191274
>sexualizes
>>8191272
That was cheep.
>>8191274
OH SNOW YOU DIDN'T
>>8191273
4chan itself is an endless cycle though
>>8191274
...
>>8191280
>>8191282
And never did I claim it to be entertaining. I come here out of habit, and it's one ill never break, im afraid.
>>8191281
Pretty good joke, huh?
Remember who's the queen of jokes around here.
It's me.
>>8191283
I know, I know.
No words exist to describe how good it was.
>>8191293
Mine was better, shut up.
>>8191287
>switches knife with a penis
>>8191299
Was not.
>>8191293
Sorry, Im rooster it.
>>8191299
You're just Queen'a everything arentcha
>>8191300
>>8191299
If you weren't a little girl I'd have killed you for that lame joke
>>8191295
So we're in agreement then? That was a circular conversation
>>8191307
>switches hotdog with a penis
>>8191305
Totally was so.
>>8191306
As I'm supposed to be, it fits me very well
>>8191311
Well, maybe you should kill yourself then, since you're acting like one.
>>8191306
That was a bit farfecht'd.
>I honestly didn't get what that was supposed to mean.
>>8191312
I agree that this is all pointless, yes. I'm still hosting for these ingrates, though.
Well I must be off. Can't amass my harem without rest! Gahahaha!
>>8191319
Totally was not.
>>8191322
>
>p.s. stop getting Cirno dubs, Cirno!
>>8191325
Absolutely totally was so!
>>8191322
goodnight
>>8191320
Guess I lose then.
Rooster it
Used to it
>>8191319
I wonder if they even make a crown big enough....
>>8191322
>>8191326
>
>>8191327
Absolutely totally was not!
Goddamn, the heavy shitposting in the past couple of days has pretty much entirely blurred the lines between hg and erp. I'd almost dare to say they're the same community now
>>8191332
Looks like the chickens have come home to roost, then.
>>8191332
They'll make one for me, eventual-
>>8191334
>>8191335
>>8191334
>Rance protects lolis and their innocence... Till they are adults. Then he tucks their brains out
>>8191339
>>8191342
You alright down there?
>checks pulse
>>8191349
>no pulse.
>>8191342
>kicks the idiot while it's down
>>8191244
I'm sorry to bother you but can you (you) my gun for me, please?
>>8191343
>tucks
Ffs...
WHEN U NUT BUT SHE KEEP SUCKIN
>>8191351
>gives CPR
>enjoys the mouth to mouth and the chest massage immensely
>>8191356
>when you attach a vacuum cleaner to your table
>>8191356
>when she nuts but you keep sucking
I just described all of /b/
>>8191356
lost
>>8191356
But where your nuts activated?
>>8191351
>Dumps you into cold water.
Host niggers
>>8191368
WHEN U NUT BUT AWAWA KEEPS SUCKIN
>>8191389
w-woah, calm down
When nut but sucking keeps she
And now:
Post your best "When you suck but she keeps nutting"
>>8191421
>>8191421
>>8191421
>>8191456
balee dat
>>8191430
The only one that read the prompt correctly.
>>8191394
Aikawa~ feeling any better?
>>8191501
Yeah. The doctors had no time for me, but it's okay.
>>8191394
Aikawa I did the same thing as you and inhaled food. This sucks.
>>8191525
Why would you do that? Cough a lot if you can. I didn't want to cough, that was my mistake.
This place still exists?
Wew.
>>8191518
Wasn't your case like an emergency though?
>>8191567
Well one doctor said they couldn't give me an appointment until august.
The other said they were really full right now and I should try again tomorrow morning. They would have taken me today too because it kind of is an emergency, but I didn't want to wait all day and I don't feel that bad to be honest.
>>8191549
I did it days ago and never thought anything of it. Now I am regret.
>>8191591
Yeah I didn't think anything of it either. Until my chest started hurting and I suddenly was out of breath all the time.
If you feel nothing, then maybe you're lucky. There's a chance it went back out and down the correct way after all.
>>8191586
Ehh that seems like a lot of trouble. Do you live in a city or something?
>>8191557
>Kana
>>8191600
Yeah, 100k population
>>8191595
Nope feeling the same as you are now bud. Loss of breath, light headed, body feeling weak and unable to do anything.
>>8191606
Well shit, enjoy your aspiration pneumonia. I've read it goes away with antobiotics, or if it's a big thing, they have to use a tool to go in your lung and manually take it back out.
>>8191605
Only 100k? There are 5 sections in the city I live in and there's 2 million people in my section. Those doctors are lazy
>he walks in
huh, guess no one is here.
AWWWEEESSOOOMME
>>8191625
Well they're a single doctor each. Let's say it takes them 20 minutes to do a good and proper treatment. And there are 20 people in the waiting room. That's already 7 hours it would take him, enough for the whole day.
Also, the city is
>105.02 km^2 (40.55 sq mi)
>>8191650
Where do you live? ^^
Also you should be a doctor and make that bank
>>8191649
dude what the fuck?! i'm masturbating in here, get out!
>>8191672
No deal.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E4i3bAtEuJE
>>8191680
Not even if I tell you where I live?
>>8191690
You? Something in America.
>>8191677
You're masturbaiting to a trap and his wierd temporary girlfriend of the day
>>8191701
No, I was masturbating to you.
But you just had to make it awkward.
>>8191702
trevor pls go
>>8191700
Mhm somewhere in America. What about you?
>>8191708
You're in Houston
>>8191624
And like you I've yet to get to a doctor, hopefully they're fine and able to take me in tomorrow.
>>8191710
I live in NYC
>kinda wish i lived in europe
>>8191717
>There's 2million in my district
Oh, I've read that as 2M in the city total. Yeah, then I did a bad guess of course.
I live in the master race country, pretty good here.
>>8191711
Good luck then, don't die in your sleep. Let me know the result tomorrow when you see me posting.
>>8191727
Master race... Mmh China? No no Japan?
And yeah the Bronx has two million people, and my neighborhood has 7,500 people and my apartment building has 750 people.
>>8191747
>apartment building has 750 people
kek, sounds like cancer. If I had to guess, there are probably 25 people at most in my building.
Pic related, the view from one of my windows. It's Germany.
>>8191762
Ah it looks so clean, I guess I can show you my view too...
I always wanted to visit Germany! My sister flew over it and wanted to spend a week there.
>see manhattan out my window, ugh
>>8191783
Well at least you got a good view on the sky. Mine is on the lowest floor.
>>8191783
DELETE
DELETE
DELETE
DELETE
DELETE
>>8191802
No, it should be much colder up there. Why would it be colder?
We have thick stone walls and proper insulation too, I heard most American buildings are like paper.
>>8191805
sh-shut up!
>>8191808
>most American buildings are like paper.
True! But my walls are concrete and steal. I'm very lucky to live here even if it is dangerous.
Also cold air flows on the ground.
>>8191762
>uses this image to find where awa lives
/erp/ is making fun of us.
>>8191798
I must ask now... how desperate are you?
>>8191836
Oh no
>>8191836
kek
>>8191845
Oh she's pretty.
>>8191845
Desperate enough
>>8191822
>steal
Yeah, the blacks...
And no, usually the cold air is further up, not on the ground. Ground is where cars create friction and give off warmth and all that stuff. Kinda weird that it should be the other way.
That one time I went skydiving in summer, it was really warm on the ground, but as soon as the plane started ascending, it became freezing cold in a matter of a minute or so. And then it stayed at what felt like winter temperature until I got back to the ground where it was hot again.
>>8191833
I've already said where I live a few times though.
>>8191845
4you
>>8191845
I'm pretty close to fucking a watermelon with a hole in it ngl
>>8191836
>has become a lulcow ranch for a few jaded old fags
Literally who?
>>8191869
Some new fag in ERP has been calling people lolcow's and it's second hand embarassing
>>8191855
Thank you.
>>8191863
>visible confusion
>>8191865
Disgusting.
>>8191863
I see then. I shall take 24 of you to pass the time.
>>8191878
Aikawa
>>8191878
Velvet Scarlatina
>>8191878
Maria and Harusame
>>8191863
Eh that's interesting. The globalist are playing with their weaponize weather machine.
Were you afraid to go sky diving? I would have handcuff myself to a gate or something.
>>8191878
>tfw I'll never be a pretty girl
>>8191878
Eggman-kun
>>8191878
Subaru
>>8191878
Jon Malkovich
>>8191878
Hidan
>>8191878
Seven vaganias
>>8191878
Adam Dudley
>>8191878
Reigen Arataka
>>8191898
Eh, I dunno. Maybe it really is colder near the ground, but I haven't experienced it and I don't see why. Not only are cars and all other movement near the ground, but the sunrays that heat everything up also mostly hit-
Oh wait I think I just solved it. You have so many tall skyscrapers that there's barely any sunrays left to hit the ground, so your ground stays all cold, while your buildings get heated up.
And no, I wasn't afraid, I wanted to do it. My parents asked me what I'd like for birthday with about $200 budget. Said I wanna jump out of a plane. Totally worth it.
>>8191878
Fujiwara no Mokou
>>8191878
Duke Onkled
>>8191878
Kenshiro
>>8191878
Lord Beerus
14/24
>>8191878
Shimakaze
(Male)
told you I was desperate desu
>>8191878
Minamoto no Raikou
>>8191878
dirty lil sponge man
>>8191926
I would have handcuffed you to a gate if you were my daughter. Oh yeah Manhattan is always 15 degrees colder than the Bronx, it's pretty crazy~
I see there's a game going on now so I'm going to duck out of here while I can, bye-bye~
>>8191961
Join.
>>8191878
Stratos
>>8191878
garfielf
>>8191878
Tanya Degurechaff
>>8191836
and I thought we were supposed to be the thin skinned ones lol
>>8191878
Kino
>>8191878
Dante
>>8191878
Bane?
>>8191965
actually im still a bit lightheaded and the vertigo is starting again x_____x bye, wah wah~
>i really do want to play though
>>8191973
lewd!
>>8192004
stop cutting yourself?
Ahem. I ask that you check this and see if I made any mistakes.
>>8192019
looks good my dude
>>8192019
Ready to begin.
>>8192019
I, Reigen Arataka, accept this challenge.
With no swaps to be made, we Begin your journey.
>>8191836
THIN SKIN
>>8191878
Yukine
>>8192065
The first day.
>>8192066
You are late. Try again next time.
>>8192065
I'm quite the stubborn one you know.
I'll be sure to put these goods to use.
>>8192089
Ah, how I miss my darling child! I hope he's not wracking himself over Mommy's absence!
Ne ne, I'll make sure to spoil him in every way imaginable once I return to his side.
>>8192089
phew
>>8192089
The first night.
Failure is not an option. You shall pay the price with your life.
Are... Are you retarded? Are you literally fucking retarded? Why the hell would you even say that? Because it's an anonymous board and no one knows who you are? Do you not feel embarrassment? Do you not wish to kill yourself? Are you not going to say sorry, for saying something like that? Do you see all these people? They all think you're retarded now. It doesn't matter that you posted anonymously, they know that this comment - that very comment, has been written by a chromosome-less retard. They know that you are the biggest failure on earth and the death of you will only mean raising the IQ of this world. Please, I ask of you, with all fellow erp cancers, kill yourself, in the most painful way possible. End it, your and our suffering of your complete stupidity, of your lack of self awareness, and of your completely irrational judgement call to say such a completely retarded thing. My regards to your mentally ill mother and your brain dead father, for creating such an abomination as yourself. Remove yourself from existence. May your final meal consist of rat poison and nails, and wash it all down with bleach, retard.
>>8192105
The second day.
That woman had a child, did she not? A shame that she will never see him again.
>>8192111
you failed
>>8192089
Bump the game please
>>8192116
The second night.
I have told you before, your lives depend on this. Make a single mistake and you chances of survival plummet.
>>8192130
The third day.
>>8192142
>Stop deleting my files pls
>>8192142
>>8192148
The third night.
>>8192163
The Fourth Day.
>>8192163
The host is next if I win
>>8192172
The Fourth Night.
>>8192184
I have prepared a feast for you.
Why did you not come, Arataka Reigen? Afraid of violence?
>>8192123
Are... Are you retarded? Are you literally fucking retarded? Why the hell would you even say that? Because it's an anonymous board and no one knows who you are? Do you not feel embarrassment? Do you not wish to kill yourself? Are you not going to say sorry, for saying something like that? Do you see all these people? They all think you're retarded now. It doesn't matter that you posted anonymously, they know that this comment - that very comment, has been written by a chromosome-less retard. They know that you are the biggest failure on earth and the death of you will only mean raising the IQ of this world. Please, I ask of you, with all fellow erp cancers, kill yourself, in the most painful way possible. End it, your and our suffering of your complete stupidity, of your lack of self awareness, and of your completely irrational judgement call to say such a completely retarded thing. My regards to your mentally ill mother and your brain dead father, for creating such an abomination as yourself. Remove yourself from existence. May your final meal consist of rat poison and nails, and wash it all down with bleach, retard.
someone fuck me
>>8192202
Are... Are you retarded? Are you literally fucking retarded? Why the hell would you even say that? Because it's an anonymous board and no one knows who you are? Do you not feel embarrassment? Do you not wish to kill yourself? Are you not going to say sorry, for saying something like that? Do you see all these people? They all think you're retarded now. It doesn't matter that you posted anonymously, they know that this comment - that very comment, has been written by a chromosome-less retard. They know that you are the biggest failure on earth and the death of you will only mean raising the IQ of this world. Please, I ask of you, with all fellow erp cancers, kill yourself, in the most painful way possible. End it, your and our suffering of your complete stupidity, of your lack of self awareness, and of your completely irrational judgement call to say such a completely retarded thing. My regards to your mentally ill mother and your brain dead father, for creating such an abomination as yourself. Remove yourself from existence. May your final meal consist of rat poison and nails, and wash it all down with bleach, retard.
>>8192172
oh
>rush to toilet
>hear cum drip on the ground
>can't see it
>panic that it will get found by someone
>>8192200
The sixth day.
It ends soon.
>>8192222
WIN THIS DUKE COME ON!!!!
And nice quads
>>8192210
hey
>>8192222
The sixth night.
>>8192231
Your wish has been granted.
>>8192242
Your Winner.
>>8192242
>>8192245
YEEEAHHHHH!
BASED DUKE!
Thanks for hosting.
>>8192245
See how far you fell.
>Wincard soon.
>>8192258
>6 kills
Beautiful
>>8192258
thanks for hosting lad
>>8192258
Thanks for hosting qt
>>8192264
Here is your prize.
>>8192236
what?
>>8192298
I offer you my thanks,valued host.
>saved
>>8192304
just saying hey :)
>>8192258
WHY DIDN'T YOU BUMP THE GAME!?
>>8191762
Im going to visit aikawa and invite him a coffee
>>8192458
why does not /b/ hg just merge with /trash/ HG? rp is optional here i think so i do not think it would make an big difference
>>8192498
They dislike our autism. Thought that's pretty stupid because our autism is funny.
GEE
IT SURE IS BORING AROUND HERE
>>8192498
Most of /b/ HG spams tributes because they don't RP, and that would give less people a chance to play.
>>8192506
yeah i think same
/trash/ is much more entertaining than /b/ games
i have seen /b/ hg and they have just as much autism as here so i do not understand why they would not want to come here
>>8192512
i guess that makes sense
but i have seen people spam tributes here too and it doesnt seem to make a difference
guy who spams musicians or something i think it was?
>>8192512
It's worse then Maria's tribute spam
>>8192537
That's Janus
>>8192512
>they don't RP
Nothing wrong with that.
>>8192588
I never said there was, it's just that because they don't RP, they put in more tributes.
>>8192570
Janus spammed filler in dead hours.
>>8192619
no, he always spammed tributes until we told him to fuck off
>>8192570
Didn't he also do the real life Strike Witch counterparts?
>>8192624
o
what a faggot
he has a small dick too
>>8192629
janus only watches euphonium and watamote desu
kaminigger is the strikebitchaboo
>somebody gave the /b/fags our hosting tools
REEEEEEEEE
>>8192685
They already had them nigger
Only a few of those faggots didn't
CORAL
>>8192685
So what? They're not exclusive to /trash/. Don't be a faggot.
D E A D H O U R S
guess my real life name, at an accuracy of 70% or higher, and I'll host
>>8192799
michael
Why the fuck is mighting morphin power ranges being marathoned on twitch?
i thought twitch was for fucking gaming streams
>>8192799
Johnathan
>>8192799
Kevin
(Can we get a hint)
>>8192839
nope
it ends with a K
>>8192799
fuck off josh
>>8192799
Jack
>>8192845
Well well well, if it isn't the cucky faggot known as Dennis
>Fucks your mom and sister again
>>8192843
Zack?
>>8192858
Cody?
>Zack
>>8192868
Welp GG no one's going to ever guess it
Barack?
>>8192876
N-No....
>wiretaps
>>8192868
Agnek?
>>8192685
Someone gave /hgs/ our hosting tools.
>>8192685
but can they change the game?
>>8192868
Tinaa
>>8192954
>ends with a k
????????????
>>8192868
Erik?
>>8192868
Fucker who gives suck
>>8192963
Correct
I lied about hosting.
>>8192971
You called?
>>8192981
boy what a goof
>>8192981
boy what a goof
>>8192981
Haha I got rused LOL
Should I make new bread?
>>8193064
yes