ITT: Pokemon are real. What's your favorite plushie?

>>8182328
Me

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>>8182328
me

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>>8182328
Fuck if I know!, I guess stitches he's pretty cool

my coxk

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>>8182328
Stitch, obviously.

>>8182366
for fug

KNIFE IS FOR KEK

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>>8182328
>>8182366
>Still-painful plushbear noises

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>>8182383
..What?

>>8182414
bottom

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>>8182223
i-i understand that, but pushing yourself away from the people you love and care about won't help you
i dealt with people i loved dying before, but i don't wan't you to dissappear of my life

im gay

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>>8182432
..Use your words, anon.

>>8182413
>Bear sounds
>Could it be?
>Go outside and poke the bear lump
Ted?

>>8182456
no u

>>8182456
nice

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>>8182473
>Bear rug winces at the poke, then rolls over onto his back with a groan
>He's still right beside the totaled, mad-max-ified army jeep that he drove to get here and proceeded to crash
...Y-yeah... that's me... who're you?
>He doesn't recognize the landshark as bones

>>8182456
Blame david, he does that to people

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>>8182454
...I just don't think it's right. I enjoy your company and... I think I'd rather keep people as friends until I'm ready to settle down.
I hope you understand. I'm not saying I don't want to talk to you.

I just don't want you to have to be the one to bury me.

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>>8182522
>Notice sweet bandit jeep
..cool.
Uh, it's uh, it's me. Bones.
Stitch did some stuff and now I'm a garchomp.
which is kinda really cool i never noticed how short i was until now.
Anyways uh, you need some help there bud?
>Fish some berries out of the goodiebag
>And by that I mean skewer them on your claws
>Offer to bear

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>>8182473
>>8182522
>Ride the sharkbando.
Hey Ted!

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WHERE DA SIXES AT

>>8182670
not here

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>>8182600
okay, i understand, but could we date one last time before we become just friends?

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>>8182655
>>8182648
>Jeep may be cool but it's completely totaled.
>Teddy drove it into the side of the keep at full speed after the brakes apparently failed.
>Plushbear nods, groaning softly.
Hello... I... I think I broke something...
>He then gives them his best smile, despite his everything still hurting.
B-but yeah, I'm home... I missed you guys.

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>>8182735
...You know what would make you hurt less...
What are your pre-evolved forms called?

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>>8182693
Absolutely.
...Can you do tomorrow after work? I'm a bit far from Alola.

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>>8182735
..I thought you were a plush?..
Unless you mean the car?
>Mildly confused grawhrs
But uh, nice to have you back, Ted.

>>8182784
oh boy.

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>>8182784
>Bear looks up at plush.
Uh... Stufful? ...Why...?

>>8182826
I'm plush*like*. There's an actual bear under all this fluff... or at least there was... I think there's like... bear-puree or something like that in there now...
>Okay that's obviously hyperbole, but bear does have a point that he doesn't know he's making
>...Is it really a good idea to voodoo-transform a Pokemon who was just in an automobile accident?

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>>8182802
YES!
...
i-i mean sure, tomorrow after work right?
i'll make sure it's great date for us, C
love you

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>heads back to the house hopefully with friends in tow

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>>8182875
>Muk slides along happily

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>>8182784
>>8182826
>>8182865
>Watches
>Nibbles on a chocolate bar

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>>8182865
..you have a tag though.
A-anyways uh, we'll get ya fixed up, bud. Even if you are a smoothie inside.

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>>8182892
Well here's our house. It's pretty big so I'm sure you can find somewhere that suits you.

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>>8182970
>Bear instinctively covers his crotch at the mention of his tag- wincing at his own sudden motion afterwards.
H-how do you know about that?!

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>>8183084
it's hard not to notice when you're eye level with it.
Plus there was that time when you got your fur seared off.. and.. yeah.

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>>8182871
Love you too. Take care.
>Click.
>She turns back to Shelldon.
Uh, sorry. Hello?

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>>8182935
>Wave.
>>8183084
>Squint at Ted.
>Processing...
Ted... What pokemon would you be besides yourself?

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>>8183171
>Bear sighs.

>>8183243
...Besides a banette like you?

...I dunno. Can't really think of anything else that's really fluffy and strong.

...I mean, there's Ursaring, but... there's not really much that'd change...

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>>8183221
...
I was training, essentially.

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>>8183333
>She nods.
I can help if you want?

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>>8183333
>Quadsfail
>Shelldon is drained of 3 levels
>Additionally, the cavern starts to collapse

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>>8183382
Ah, that's a problem.
>She rolls to get Shelldon out with minimal damage.

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>>8183416
>The cavern collapses just as they get outside
Thanks...
I almost killed us both by being a failure again...
>Weak laugh

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>>8183302
Hmmm... What about a legendary?

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>>8183476
>She tilts her head at Shelldon.
...Do tell, how are you a failure? You got through more of that cave than most pokemon could.

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>>8183479
>Bear blinks.
...Won't the real legendaries get mad if you turn me into one?

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>>8183512
...Probably.
They don't have to know if we pick one of the lower ones though.

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>>8183509
I break things easily. And do it accidentally. A lot.
And most of the time, it's important stuff that I don't want to break.
Like castle walls, or structural supports, or friend's bones...
You get the idea.

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>>8183543
...
>Nervous bear chuckling.
>Like... you know the Meet the Medic video?
>The Heavy chuckling nervously as he watches the Medic's evil laugh?
>That kind of nervous chuckling
Uhh... a-are we really gonna do this now...?

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>>8183512
>>8183543
>Idle boneshark grawhrs
Fire chicken?

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>>8183563
>She nods.
I've had trouble with that before. Still do a bit. Let me see...
>She puts her claws up.
Why don't you show me what you mean? Try your gentle on me.

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>>8183618
>>8183630
Hmmm...
Fire chicken...
You wanna be a bawk, Ted?
>Voodoo charging.

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>>8183657
Uh...
>Shakes one of her claws
>Evens, he is too scared to put strength into it. Very weak handshake
>Odds, he partially crushes it

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>>8183678
Uhhhh... n-not really...?
>Very nervous bear noises

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>>8183700
...Lucky?
>She puts her claws up in a defensive fashion.
Hit me as hard as you can.

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>>8183702
Hmmh..
Enteiii? Entei are fluffy.

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>>8183702
Awwwww.
...Can't hurt to try!
Blood for blood. Fire for fire.
Turn fur to cinder and skin to feather.
>He pierces himself with several needles.
Become a Blaziken!

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>>8183780
...
>Shelldon uses crabhammer
(Level 63, 252 attack EVs, adaptability)

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>>8183819
>Bear... is still bear.

>...Except a little bit of his fur is on fire. Like... a small, candle-sized flame on his knee.
>Someone should probably put it out before he notices. And should definitely put it out before it starts spreading. Bewear fur be flammable as fuck.

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>>8183854
>Hit!
252 Atk Adaptability Crawdaunt Crabhammer vs. 248 HP / 116+ Def Scizor-Mega: 130-154 (37.9 - 44.8%) -- guaranteed 3HKO
That... Wasn't as bad as you made it sound. You don't use a Life Orb, do you?

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>adri isso happy
we may be breaking up, but at least we might get another chance

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>>8183799
Maybe.
>>8183940
...
>Pap it out very fast.

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>>8183940
...
>Kick some sand on it
>Innocent whistling

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>>8183973
>>8183979
>...Confused bewear noises
>Flame is put out.

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>>8183944
I do, actually.
I was just trying out this lens thing...
>Holds up zoom lens
>Swaps it out with a life orb
For some reason, I hit much less hard in combat.
Want me to try again?

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>>8183999
...
>Gunk Shot.

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>>8183999
>Oh god that's a lot of fire
>Sand tomb to smother it

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>>8184025
N-no. If you leave the Life Orb off out of combat it might make you hurt things a little less.
>She nods.
Maybe training you in a more gentle touch would be good?

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>>8183999
>>8184063
>I TOLD YOU
>I TOLD YOU THAT BEWEAR FUR WAS FLAMMABLE
>BEWEAR SCREAMING
>>8184104
>Bewear is put out.
>He's completely naked though. Underneath all the fur he really does look like an Ursaring with a flatter face.
>...Cue paws going down to cover his bits.

>Oh, and he's still all burnt, on top of being all beat up, broken, and bruised from the jeep crash.

>>8184134
I can accidentally bring down an entire castle, but I hit like a feather in combat...
>Sighs
-Shelldon

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>>8184166
...
>Roll to poof a blanket onto bear.

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>>8184166
Let me help with that.
>Gallons of burn salve are splashed onto bear
Better?

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>>8184211
Hm...
>She paces around him.
What to do... What to do...

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>>8184302
>Bear is now sitting in a puddle of Burn Heal.
...Thanks.

>>8184269
>Bear will have to resort to just covering himself up with his paws.
>Tag may or may not be visible.

>Also, he's STILL laying on the ground next to a totaled jeep, in the open, in the desert. Someone should probably get him somewhere more comfortable. And less exposed.

>>8184352
I know, crunch, too...
And waterfall...And dragon dance...
Choice band, maybe?
-Shelldon

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>>8184395
>Roll to picc up that bear.
>If yes: Take to bear based bedroom.

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>>8184395
>Mesprit attempts to teleport bear
>Evens, he ends up on a couch inside the keep
>Odds, he gets thrown into it. Violently.

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>>8184451
>Unplushified plushbear is aparrently too heavy for plush, despite no longer having his plushy plushness.
>Plush.

>>8184514
>Bear poofs onto a couch.
>...This is comfy.

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>>8184418
...Maybe?
Hm...

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durant is is a bit sick today, she doesn't want to get out much and she got a light feever

>>8184607
...
Am I just weak...?
-Shelldon

>>8184644
Take her to a pokemon center

>Roll to summon shark goo maker

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>>8184644
Take her to a bar.

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>>8184700
i'm taking her right now to it right now
>>8184745
what, why?

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>>8184840
Actually, strike that suggestion. Alcohol is for dance fever, not light fever.

>>8184583
>slap ass

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>>8185121
>You slapped the bear's ass.
>For context, the bear is broken, bruised, battered, and burnt.

>Cue scream of pain.

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>>8185162
>Slap ass.

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>>8185162
>Roll to fix his ass with plushpats.

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>>8184908
yeah, she's not with dance fever
okay i'm already at the pokemon center, the nurse said she is she is the nurse said that it's not anything serious but she said that i'm a good trainer for caring for my pokemon's heath

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>>8185182
>More screams.

>>8185192
>...This works. Bear calms down.
...Thank you.

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>>8185162
>slap ass

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>>8185162
>Mesprit tries to be helpful
>She touches bear, and sends a pulse of intense pleasure and happiness through his body, hopefully drowning out the pain
Better?

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>>8185220
>Slap ass.

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>>8185222
>Bear is summarily thrown against the wall.
>KO.

>Bear's day has been absolutely horrible so far.

>>8185226
>...Too late.

>>8185263
>Why

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>>8185263
>slap ass

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>>8185280
>slap ass
wait howd i get here

>>8185333
>trips fail ass slap
only you dude
only you

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>>8185333
>slap french fry

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>>8185333
help
>>8185354
listen i
>>8185366
HEY
>swing for the little shit

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>>8185280
>schiaffo culo
>that's Italian for slap ass

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>>8185379
Too slow!
>slap dat fry

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>>8185398
silvally
use kill child
>roll

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>>8185333
>welp
>that happened

>>8185386
>but why
>at this point there literally isn't any ass left to slap
>all there is is a tag

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>>8185424
>Slap ass

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>>8185280
>Sighs
>Attempt to give the bear relief with a psychic massage

>>8185424
(what the fuck is kill child)

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>>8185438
dude
not my hot booty

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>>8185435
Look, if I's don't slap that nub where the ass was, the Family might call me's a yellow Jay bah-stad.

>schiaffo linguetta

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>>8185469

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>>8185472
>psychic massage
>>>
> helloagain 03/45/17(Tue)20:47:08 No.8185469 ▶
>>>8185424 (latin)
>(what the fuck is kill child)
>>>
> Anonymous 03/45/17(Tue)20:47:14 No.8185472 ▶
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>>>8185438
>dude
>not my hot booty
>>>
> Anonymous 03/45/17(Tue)20:48:37 No.8185511 ▶

>>8185472
What, you don't enjoy it?
>Wonk
-N, Skitters is on a different computer rip

>roll to get shark goo from wakshark

>>8185642
>roll to eat anons arms

- bones

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I HEARD THERE WAS ASS SLAPPING GOING ON IN ORRE!
>>8185280
>ROLL TO SLAP BEAR ASS

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>>8185668

>>8185684
well done

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i'm so bored right now, and i can't sleep

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>>8185684
GREAT JOB CITIZEN!
>Orrefag flees.

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>>8185684
>try to revive the poor bear
Beewear no more booty slaps

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>>8185684
>Forgot to type post

>>8185668
>Aparrently this guy gets hugged.
>By a broken, bruised, burnt bear
>Luckily he shouldn't have the strength or desire in him to harm.

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>>8185716
HELLO CITIZEN! I AM DESMOND!
>>8185747
THANK YOU CITIZEN

>>8185765
Why are you running?

i wish SF was gay

I wish SF stopped caring about oxygen

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>>8185746
>Bear is revived.

>...This doesn't remove the pain. Or the lack of a functional, intact ass.

>Poor bear.

I wish wakshark's booty increased in size by 200% percent

I wish SF would stop caring about pokemon wanting to fug him

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>>8185765
hello... desmond?

I wish someone would kidnap Skitters already

>>8185906
>slaps ass

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>>8185784
I don't know.
>>8185906
How'd I get here anyway?
>>8185936
Bad.
>Aggron uses Heavy Slam.

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>>8185913
For only $49.99 plus a call-out fee...

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So I'm gonna go train I guess...
...
>Buzz off.

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>>8185936
i don't know, why are you here? how did you get in my room
>>8185947
hey, don't touch me asshole
>mary uses razor leaf

>(tfw i mixed the replies)
(i'm fucking retarded)

>>8186064
Think you mixed up the replies

>>8186090
(yeah i did)
and again>>8186079

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>>8185905
Done.
>Pew, magical gay fairy dust thrown on SF.
Woo.

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>>8186064
(Don't worry I got it.)
Uh... I'm gonna excuse myself.
>Put some cash for NEETbug and fug off.

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>>8186118
Why are you throwing me at people

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>>8186064
>wait

>>8185765

>...Is neetbug in the keep?
>If so, formerly-plush-bear waves.

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>>8186213
>slap ass

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>>8186149
bye, i guess...
>looks at the cash
>evens it's a huge ammount of money
>odds it's pocket change

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>>8186251
HIsssssssss
>throw bibble

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Honhonhon.
>Roll to call someone.
>0-3 SF
>4-6 Next person to roll evens.
>7-9 Next person to roll odds.

>>8186297
moshi moshi

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>>8186315
DRANK

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>>8186272
wow, why did he leave so much money holy crap, i guess i'll pay for my date tomorrow

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>>8186315
>>8186332
Oui, is this the chien étincelant?

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>>8186358
Yes yes you have reached the gay sparkly fairy pupper service

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>>8186379
Oui! I am thinking about giving out something very special. Do you know if your trainer is around?

>>8186461
>Frankie: walk over, finally done with work for a little while (IC and OOC)
Can I help you, sir?

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>>8186461
My trainer is asleep but I can take whatever you're handing out and give it to him when he wakes up

>>8186357
you're always thinking about your boyfriend

>>8186501
>Frankie: wave, finally able to talk (read: post in thread because work computers cannot 4chins)
I'm up, I'm up.
Work's been killer, I've been managing some crazy what-goes-where issues.

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>>8186501
>>8186541
Oui? Izzat your trainer, chien attrayant?

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>>8186541
Hi frankie! some hon hon wants to give you something

>>8186577
Oh yeah he is.
-Sylvie

>>8186577
>Frankie: be slightly confused by accent.
Yep, that's me.
What seems to be the issue, friend?
>>8186583
Sylvie, please don't use that term, it's somewhat rude.

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>>8186645
I'm originally from Kalos though, think of it more of a term of endearment than an insult.

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>>8186614
Oui!
>>8186645
Hello, bel ami. I am offering something fantasique! How would you like to do a leetle battle for... Zaaay... A Masteer Ball?

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>>8186510
so what?
can't i show appreciation over my bf?

>>8186703
I'm listening, friend.
It depends entirely on what's at stake on my end, though...
>A Vaporeon wanders out, looking curious.

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>>8186510
Le-let her th-think whate-ver she wants, I think about my b-boyfriend, soon to be hu-husband all the time...

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>>8185882
why.
why are you like this.

>>8186756
dont lie

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>>8186749
...You know I have always wanted a Vaporeon for my monotype water team.
Any of zose laying around?

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>>8186756
thanks i guess, who are you?

>>8186778
thicc wak booty

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>>8186790
I-i don't lie... e-ever

>>8186808
J-just s-someone... I-i need to go t-to bed anyways, I hope y-you and you're boyfriend a-are happy together

>>8186778
Yes.
I also wish for wakshark to be able to clench 3x harder.

>>8186796
>Frankie sighs.
I'm sorry, my friend, but those stakes are a little rich for my blood.
Vapey's too important to me to... ugh...
>Deep, calming breath
We're still up for a friendly battle, but Vapey's stiaying here.

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>>8186814
..But I'm a landshark currently, not a Wak.

>>8186863
what.

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>>8186847
Okay, we are really happy together, he was sick but he will get better now
Well good night for you

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>>8186869
Ah! Zat is no problem. I will compile a team that will give you and your pokemon a good ride.
It will be level 100s~! Zo get training!
>Click
>Beep... beep... beep...

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>>8186891
>SLAP THAT SHARKBUTT

>>8186891
>The voice fades away into the wind

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>>8186942
>Squeaky boneshark sounds
S-Stiiiiitch.
Please.

>>8186958
...???
>Mildly confused grawhrs

>>8186923
>Frankie: groan
I am so fucked.
I am soooo fuuuucked...
If he pulls any shenanigans post-match, I swear to Arceus I'll be sending him straight to Giratina's doorstep.

>>8186894
>slaps boyfriend's ass

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>>8186996
He really wanted you to wager Vapey?

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>>8186990
What do you wanna be next? Have we mega evolved you yet?

>>8186863
>>8185882
Jirachiii
Paging doctor wishmaker

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>>8187003
don't. you. even. dare.
even that you failed, if you try again you'll suffer

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>>8186863
>>8185882
>Drops soda on Mew.
Oops, sorry.
>Ding!
Granted!

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>>8187031
..Next? I dunno, being a shark is kind of nice..
And uhm, no.

>>8187028
>Frankie: clench fists.
It sure sounded like it.
I'm tempted to figure a way to fuck him over just for that. I'd rather bet my right eye than Vapey, and no, that's not an exaggeration.

>>8187045
scary

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>>8187059
...Mrf.

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>>8187059
>Boneshark: be the t h i c c shark
..why are you people like this.

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>>8187059
>>8187064
>>8187167
wow

>>8187167
Because shark hips

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>>8187188
...i mean, i guess i get that.

>>8187174
..What?

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>>8187225
>Touch plush rump.
Nice.

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i'm so exited about tomorrow that i can't sleep

>>8187077
>Frankie: have idea.
I'm calling my boss. We're going to train and get paid for it.
. . .
Hello? Can I talk to my Admin, please? I want to request every rough, dirty job you guys have.

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>>8187282
>The rump is hecka plush
>And pretty squishy too.
stitch please.

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>The police are surrounding a hotel on the street of West and 9th.
>There are three people inside and 15 hostages.
>At some point they'll storm the hotel.
>Anyone that wants in on this can either try to sneak in or get through the police barricade.

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>>8187174
>>8187282
>Bear is just going to lay down on this couch and try to heal.
>He's got a lot of healing to do.
>Either way, he might be able to overhear a little of what the shark and plush are doing on the other side of the wall. Assuming they are on the other side of the wall.
>Rolling for bear hearing.

>>8187303
You should. If you don't, you're going to be tired all throughout tomorrow.

>>8187303
>pets NEET bug

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>>8187308
We don't-
...Well, uh, can you get to West and 9th? I can assign you something harder after that. I'm sending you a secondary partner.
>Send place to Desmond.

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>>8187334
OH GOD NO THEY FOUND M- Oh West. Nevermind. I'll be going now. Move along.

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>>8187318
>Kiss b-
>>8187356
...
>Spray bear with some Burn Heals and Potions

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>>8187358
Stop petting me
>roll to roll away

>>8187362
>Frankie: nod and smirk.
I'm on it. Sylvie, Vapey, we got a job and we're going stealth.
>Hustle to West and 9th
>Rolling for sneakiness...

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>>8187362
Yes sir!
>>8187334
>Book it.

>>8187399
>pat

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>>8187334
>Police scanner: ready
>Public cameras in the area: accessed

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>>8187409
>sneak
>sneak
Whats this job about?

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>>8187398
>Bear was already doused with gallons of burn heal by Mesprit
>He's not burned anymore
>The potions, however? They drag a sigh of relief out of the bear.
Thank you.

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>>8187409
>>8187444
>The guard at the back door would notice you but Desmond at the front has attracted the attention of the two at the front.
>He leaves his post to join the other two upstairs.
>Rolling for if he left the door unlocked.
>>8187410
>A guy with a Wheezing mentions he's gonna blow a hostage sky high if Desmond doesn't back off.

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>>8187398
..Were you about to...?
>Boneshark: be mildly confused.

>>8187450
>Toss Ted a sitrus berry
You holding up alright, Ted?

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>>8187484
Maybe I'll be a better distraction.
>He steps behind the police line and stares the guys down.

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>>8187450
No problem.
>Pat the Ted.
>>8187493
No?

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>>8187484
I got this
Sylvie, get the Weezing
>Vapey uses Ice Beam on the guy making threats!

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>>8187409
>>8187444
>Follow the group.

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>>8187551
Oh, okay..
>Greh.
So, uh, what was that about mega evolving?

>>8187553
>>8187484
>she uses Hyper voice on the Weezing!

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>>8187493
>Teddy happily accepts sitrus berry.
Yeah... thank you.
>He smiles up at the shark and plush.
>...Going to say it now, there was a blanket near the couch and he's arranged it so that it hides his bits- including his tag- from view. Since, well... lack of fur.

>>8187551
>Bear happily accepts pats.

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>>8187602
(drink deep)

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>>8187527
>One of the guys flips Desmond off.
>>8187553
>Vapey misses the guy.
>>8187602
>Wheezing is weak as fuck and thus taken down.
>Guy 3 (the dude that was at the door) tells the other two to stay in with the hostages.
>The door locks behind him. You'll need to break through the door when it comes to that.
>Out goes a LV60 Nidoking.
>Nidoking rolls to use Megahorn on Sylvie.

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>>8187653
>choice specs force Hyper Voice on the Nidoking!
252+ SpA Choice Specs Pixilate Sylveon Hyper Voice vs. 0 HP / 4 SpD Nidoking: 74-87 (40 - 47%) -- guaranteed 3HKO

>>8187700
(crit calc)
252+ SpA Choice Specs Pixilate Sylveon Hyper Voice vs. 0 HP / 4 SpD Nidoking on a critical hit: 118-139 (63.7 - 75.1%) -- guaranteed 2HKO

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>>8187653
EAT THIS!
>Vapey (L35) uses Hydro Pump on the Nidoking
>252 SpA Vaporeon Ice Beam vs. 0 HP / 4 SpD Nidoking: 50-60 (27 - 32.4%) -- guaranteed 4HKO

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>>8187653
>Orrefag bursts into the scene on the opposite side of the hallway.
>Aggron uses Head Smash!
252+ Atk Aggron Head Smash vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Nidoking: 91-108 (49.1 - 58.3%) -- 97.7% chance to 2HKO

>>8187653
>Frankie: charge the guy with nothing but bare hands, maybe a rock or bottle from the ground, full Alolan Psycho style.

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>>8187700
>>8187734
>>8187752
>Nidoking is KOed.
>Should be noted Guy 3 is in lightly armored so a weak/special attack won't hurt him as much.
>He-
>>8187776
>Jesus christ Frankie please don't pull this again.
>You hit the guy enough to stun him.
>Evens: He's knocked out cold. Odds: He's at least stunned.
>Either way make sure you form a battle plan before you run into the room with the hostages because they will not hesitate to kill hostages.

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>>8187801
Alright. You two take care of the guy.
>Orrefag: Be the smart person and toss out a Gastly.
>Have it phase through the wall and scout the room.

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>>8187801
Vapey: Ice Beam the stunned guy then let Frankie grab his Pokeballs and weapon (if any)

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>>8187801
>roll to see if they have ear protection like Ear pros or something similar

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>>8187833
>Gastly is noticed but is able to come back with info.
>The hostages have been lined up in front of the door so an attack from the front is definitely going to have innocent losses.
>Guy 1 has a LV 50 Rapidash and Gengar waiting.
>Guy 2 hasn't shown his pokes yet but he has a pistol.
>You can hear them shout to get the hell out.
>>8187850
>Guy is definitely dead.
>Four pokeballs procured.
>>8187878
>You spot that they don't have any ear protection.

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>>8187923
>>8187850
>>8187878
Fuck. Game plan.
I'll have Aggron smash in through the west wall while you two head through the east?
Can any of you break the wall?

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>>8187945
I was thinking I go in when the wall breaks and use hyper voice as crowd control on whatever baddies

>>8187945
>Frankie: be very frustrated.
Pretty sure we can't breach east.
I have an idea, though: Vapey, use Acid Armor and try to slip under the door. That way they've got a backbiter even without a second breach.
>>8187996
Good idea. Hyper Voice the Trainers, let Vapey gank the Rapidash.

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>>8187996
Alright. Stay behind Aggron. If the guy with the gun fires Aggron can deflect a bullet. You can't.
>>8188026
>Aggron is Mega Evolved!
>Filter activates.
>Aggron heads to the west wall.
On your cue, Frankie.

>>8188067
Roger that
-Sylvie

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>>8188026
>>8188067
>Vapey used Acid Armor!
>Vapey: be watery, slide under the door...
>Frankie: wait for a few moments, then give the signal.
Now!

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>>8188102
Go time.
>>8188116
>Aggron smashes the wall!
>Aggron uses Heavy Slam on the Gengar!

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>>8188135
>Sylvie uses Hyper voice on the trainers

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>>8188116
>Vapey uses Hydro Pump on the Rapidash!

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>>8188116
>Vapey isn't detected.
>>8188135
>Orrefag bursting in however is.
>Gengar rolls to Shadow Ball M.Aggron with the last post number!
252 SpA Gengar Shadow Ball vs. 252 HP / 240 SpD Aggron-Mega: 46-55 (13.3 - 15.9%) -- possible 7HKO
>Guy 1 orders his Rapidash to kill one of the hostages and tells you to fuck off.
>Odd in second to last and the Rapidash disobeys.
>>8188145
>Guy 2 takes a shot at Sylvie+The Wall.
>Feel free to calc a bullet however you want. Probably minimal against The Wall.
>Only hits Sylvie on a dubs or higher.
>>8188213
>Miss!
>One of the hostages on the east side gets free and makes a run for it!
>Odds in third to last place and Guy 2 is going to grab him.

(Sorry if my posts take a while, trying to make sure I have everything looking okay.)

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>>8188242
>hyper voice attempt part deux on the gun guy and trainer

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>>8188242
>Aggron takes the both hits!
Come on Aggron, you can do this.
>Aggron rolls for another Heavy Slam on Gengar.
0 Atk Aggron-Mega Heavy Slam (120 BP) vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Gengar: 429-505 (268.1 - 315.6%) -- guaranteed OHKO

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>>8188242
>Dead hostage
>Vapey uses Hydro Pump on the Rapidash!
>Frankie goes ballistic and tries to take the Trainers down himself!

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>>8188278
>Guy 1 and 2 are both stunned.
>Both aren't performing an action this turn!
>>8188293
>>8188295
>Both pokemon miss but Frankie is able to grab Guy 2 (gun dude.)
>On an even in the last post number Guy 2 is going to shake Frankie off. Otherwise go wild.

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>>8188323
Aggron are you okay tonight? We got this, don't freak out.
>Aggron goes for Heavy Slam on Gengar.
0 Atk Aggron-Mega Heavy Slam (120 BP) vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Gengar: 429-505 (268.1 - 315.6%) -- guaranteed OHKO
>Desmond himself rolls to throw a rock at Guy 1 with the second to last post number.

>>8188323
>Frankie: Remember certain news clips that you really shouldn't be able to.
>Frankie roars like a feral animal, raining down punches and trying to kill gunguy with his own weapon

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>>8188323
>Vapey Hydro Pumps the Rapidash!
>252 SpA Vaporeon Hydro Pump vs. 0 HP / 0 SpD Rapidash: 104-126 (74.2 - 90%) -- guaranteed 2HKO, assuming L50 Rapidash

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>>8188323
>hyper voice guy 1 and 2 yet again to keep them incapacitated

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>>8188352
>>8188396
>Gengar and Rapidash are both down!
>>8188372
>Guy 2's nose is caved into his brain.
>He flops down lifelessly.
>>8188402
>Guy 1 is stunned again.
>He reaches toward the window helplessly.
>This isn't going to accomplish anything, even if this is dubs.
>I guess on dubsfail a brick hits him but I doubt this.

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>>8188424
>Vapey: Make sure everybody gets out OK
>Frankie: Grab Guy 1, and drag him out for the cops to handle.
>Dubsfail, Frankie drops the gun.

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>>8188424
>administer happy chems to the scared hostages via ribbons

>>8188476
>Evens
>Frankie doesn't even lose his shit and kneecap the guy
>He probably collapses into a wreck in 10 posts or so though. Dude's not used to bloodshed like this.

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>>8188424
>Orrefag: Wait for the others to move first.
>>8188487
>>8188501
>Welp that's easy enough.
>He helps the people out of the building.

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>>8188476
>>8188487
>>8188501
>Was expecting a little more murder to put this in motion.
>The police happily book the guy.
>They search the hotel and find why the guys were hiding out there.
>Recently robbed a bank.
>Amount of cash stolen is last five post numbers times 1000.
>The police officers offer cut out 10% to Orrefag and 10% to Frankie and Co as a reward.

(Would everyone be okay if I GMd random events every few nights or so? Don't expect bank heists and car chases every night. There'll probably be fairs and shows to attend between those.)

>>8188550
J-Just doing the right thing, officers...
>Frankie: try not to cry
>cry a lot

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>>8188550
Thank you.
>Uh... Cut it to 5% and let them have the rest.
>>8188604
You alright?
>Pat Frankie.
I mean obviously fucking not. Do you need a ride home?

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>>8188604
Want me to give you a feel good boost Frankie?

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>>8188550
>Hot dang
>"You 're watching this, Hal?"

>>8188550
(Sorry forgot to reply. Sounds fine to me! Try to make sure you don't just do stuff in Unova if possible.)

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>>8188550
>>8188604
>Vapey: try to accept the reward and console Frankie

>>8188550
(Sounds fun to me, include other areas though)

>>8188617
>>8188618
>Frankie: Be semi-functional.
Y-yeah... both of you, y-yeah.
>>8188550
G-give half of my r-reward to the family of the hostage w-who didn't make it, O-OK?
>Frankie: accept, and try to get home.
fuck...