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What's your favorite Mega Evolution?
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>>8177275
bee
>>8177275
claw mom
>>8177246
You can thank the guy with weird looking hair and the Banette he sent to help me get out of Orre and come find you.
>Kol lands on Orrefag's shoulder.
The past few days have been weird, but at least now I'm with you again.
>>8177275
What's a Mega Evolution?
>>8177275
C
>>8177203
O-okay then.
>>8177222
(Don't worry about it we can continue when you get back)
bugs are for marriage
>>8177275
C's of course
i want bork to shoot me
>>8177399
Can do
>>8177376
...My boss helped you out? Wow. I've never seen him in person, let alone been contacted by him.
>He unlocks the door to his apartment and walks in.
Glad to have you back too. Seriously amazed.
>He tosses his bag on the couch.
What'cha feeling like? Still like cooked up bacon like you used to?
>>8177452
>pet
>>8177452
kiss the boybug already
>>8177376
>weird looking hair
HEY!
>>8177379
>Frankie: hang out, lament that there's work IC and OOC in an hour, hour and a half.
Yeah... If you're up for that sort of challenging job, I'll tell my boss I am too.
If you'd prefer quiet, I'll request that I stay a desk jockey for now.
>>8177452
FUG THE BUG
>nirie wakes up in the fish tank
yawn, i wonder what everyone is doing
>>8177543
>replace jelly with wakgoo
WAK GOO
Anyone else been hearing whispers on the wind?
It's really weird.
>>8177537
Probably should have Zorro decide to be honest, don't want to rope him into anything he doesn't want to do.
>>8177452
That guy is your boss?
Well, since he helped me find you he's fine by me.
>Kol flies over and settles down on the couch next to Orrefag's bag.
I haven't had good food in such a long time, cooked bacon sounds wonderful.
So what have you been doing while I was gone?
I think I heard something about Kanto.
>>8177519
Sorry but it's true!
>>8177543
go fug zap doggo already you gay goo baby
>>8177610
impregnate your bug
>>8177275
Me!... When I was a pokemon anyway...
>>8177543
Good afternoon niichan
>>8177559
>fail
>no wak goo on goo babay
>>8177629
>pet zapdoggo
how are you doing inazuma?
>>8177617
...
See?
>Yells to the wind
I don't have a bug.
bugs are for love
>>8177519
...Sir do you just chat with random pokemon?
>>8177612
Sure is. He's a really nice guy.
>He gets to cooking some bacon for Kol.
>Roll for quality of finished bacon.
Haha. I actually swept the Kanto Gyms and became the champion for about a week before Dave swept me.
...I was sort of hoping it'd get to Orre and you'd hear about me.
>He laughs.
Either way I'm glad you're back. Really.
>>8177645
>gooey pets
I'm doing all right, how are you!
>>8177655
get one
fug it
>>8177612
You're fine. I 'm glad you found your trainer.
>>8177689
...Not your business.
Would you be interested in a promotion? I'll probably give you and your team a test to make sure you can handle it.
I'm also thinking about setting you up with a contact partner. Would you be interested in one?
>>8177690
i'm doing great
>happy goo baby
so wanna do something?
i got nothing to do now
>>8177697
...
Any recommendations?
>>8177727
Good afternoon.
It's my understanding that you have an interest in helping with the Kanto-Johto water issue, as well as the means to assist.
I happen to have some relevant information and material, if I can send it over.
>>8177745
scizor ariados or heracross escavalier is good too
>>8177736
Like what?
>>8177777
...
>Listens to the wise wind
So...All four?
I think I might have found my purpose in life...
Thanks.
>>8177773
I already have a few samples I've been working with but something more legitimate would be fantastic.
I think I can make time to pick it up in person.
>>8177781
i don't know, play videogames, watch a movie, play outside what do you think?
>>8177689
Yeah he seems nice.
Wow...I can't believe it, that's really cool!
Do you think you could let me back on your team some day? I'd love to battle with you again.
>Kol smiles at Orrefag.
I'm glad I'm back too, it's really made my day.
>>8177727
Thank you so much for your help, by the way!
>>8177777
Nice quints
>>8177843
Aww goo baby is asking zapdoggo out on a date
>>8177777
>>8177804
All four are good
>>8177781
>>8177843
He wants to fuck you, sparky
>>8177727
Absolutely, sir. I'd be interested in a partner too but, if I can be honest I'd rather interact with them for a bit before we make the partnership official?
I'd rather not get with someone I or my main four pokemon won't mesh well with.
>>8177855
>The bacon is a little overcooked but otherwise great.
>He puts it on a plate for Kol and sits it down next to him.
Of course, of course. And, uh, just so you know you're allowed to leave and do your own stuff. If I'm stuck at my job and you're bored I'm not gonna coop you up at home.
>He offers Kol a pokeball.
Team?
>>8177804
you will do well
goodbye my child
>>8178014
fug the bug
>>8178014
orrefag let me say youre fantastic
>>8178026
>Bows goodbye
>Generic office guy begins his quest
>>8177878
>>8177955
s-shush you two
>>8177838
Discretion would be appreciated, sir.
I'm technically not supposed to be sending any evidence, even superfluous evidence, to third parties, so I need some plausible deniability.
We've got a sample of a possible cure, and an aerosolized variant of the contaminant.
I'll be near East and C, where the items in question were obtained.
>>8177611
Rope me into what
>snaps out of a daze
>>8178152
Is it true though aniki?
>Pic related appears on the horizon, driving towards a keep in the desert
>In the cockpit is a bear
>>8178211
What the fuck
Hey guys it's me again, did I miss anything?
>>8178227
I agree, what the fuck.
>>8178199
uh.. i mean, you know... d-do i have to answer it?
>evens goo baby confess his feelings
>odds he starts stuterring and it's hard to understand
>>8178014
>Kol eats all the bacon, it's the best meal he's had in years.
Alright!
Although I probably won't go far, I don't want to get lost in this city again.
>Kol puts an arm/leg/whatever on the offered Pokeball.
Team.
...Um...was that supposed to do something?
>>8178211
>Loud farmer noises.
>Roll to notice the plume of dust in the distance.
>>8178211
>The following happens in quick succession
>The jeep speeds up
>Anyone who can hear whoever's in it hears something along the lines of "HOW DO YOU STOP THIS THING"
>The jeep crashes into the side of the keep
>The bear inside is launched up and over the keep wall, screaming
>>8178193
I guess Frankies work has offered him some challenging job and wanted to know if we were interested or if we wanted to have a quiet life for now.
>>8178014
Alright I can see about setting you two up for a few jobs together.
I'll think about your test. Take care.
Oh I'm giving you a raise of $150. And please stop purposefully losing against people to make them feel better.
>>8178183
I'll do my hair down and put the lab coat away for this meeting. Look for the hot blonde with the Rotom-Wash.
>Last post number is how long until he gets there.
>>8178108
Okay...
Uh...
I bought a book on proper care of bug types, among other things.
Not sure how to start with this...
But I'll see if I can find some friends in the nearby forest. Need to start slow.
>>8178303
A job!? What kind of job!?
>excited dancing.
>>8178328
He hasn't said, so i'm guessing you don't want peace and quiet then?
>adri is busy being the giving the customers their orders
>>8178291
>Staggers forwards in a haze.
Miiight wanna check that out.
>Poke the beware with a rake.
Heeey buddy.
Don't I know you?
>>8178273
>He laughs.
Guess it doesn't work if you don't touch the button.
>Click the button against his leg.
>...Click!
>Yanma registered!
>Let him back out.
Welcome to the team for real. Heh.
>>8178304
Th-thank you, sir. Holy shit.
I'll be sure to, sorry, sir.
>>8178326
>Vibri lands on a nearby rock
Hello!
>>8178336
do you want peace and quiet?
>>8178377
hmmmm...
>>8178377
So you're talking about some sort of bodyguard business or something?
I could do that, should be someone to do while waiting for Abra to show up again.
>>8178401
I was going to leave it up to you...
>>8178304
> Certainly Not Policefag No Sir: Leaning against a tree.
> Knowing nod.
I got the stuff in a sealed briefcase right here.
Hopefully this helps.
>>8178367
>>8178291
>Houston, the Bear has landed.
>Rolling for damage.
>If evens, he's somehow mostly unharmed, except for his everything hurting. And by "somehow" we mean "his Fluffy ability acted as a sort of personal airbag"
Ngggh. Paaain.
>>8178400
>Jumps up from his book
>Hears the vibrava chirp
...
Oh. Right.
Should have bought a dex.
Um...
Hello.
>Waves
>>8178448
I know just the thing for that.
Just don't try to taste it.
>Roll to get the beware drunk.
>>8178372
...Oh yeah...well, I guess that's what you should expect considering I haven't seen a Pokeball in years.
Thank you so much, you're the best!
>Kol hugs Orrefag again.
He said that he will be better tomorrow and be able to go out, he asked me out on a date, i'm usually the one who asks him, i guess he is starting to get bolder, but he still was a bit shy about it
Ir did he really liked my cake
>>8178372
Not a problem. Take care.
>>8178436
It'll be a fantastic help.
>Get briefcase.
If you need anything in return you know how to contact me.
>Smile and nod.
>Head out.
>>8178432
Well I want your thoughts!
>>8178538
Well some peace and quiet does sound nice especially after having to fight the guy that has been trying to kill us.
>>8178510
Not a problem, I'm so glad to have you back.
>He hugs Kol and shivers a bit.
You want to take a break and relax for a bit or go out for some training?
>>8178505
>The beer turns down the bear.
>Wait, fuck
>The bear turns down the beer. Much better.
Nohh... don't think that's such a good idea...
>Bear just remains flopped.
...Did the bearmobile survive that...? ...Did the keep survive that...?
>Bearmobile status: Totaled.
>Keep wall status: Rolling for that.
>>8178263
y-y-you k-know, i--i mean, i-i-i r-e-eally...
>stuttering mess
>>8178505
>>8178562
...Is this bear guy an intruder?
>>8178455
>Vibri waves back and watches the human read his book
I wonder what that book's about...
>Vibri hovers over and lands on the human's shoulder, trying to read what's in the book
>>8178562
I think the wall is fine.
I don't see any metal bits poking through.
You sure you don't want a drink?
What brought you back here anyway?
>>8178575
No, he's an old friend, or guard.
We never really interacted much.
But he stood guard for a while, helped with chores.
>>8178575
...I'm Teddy. Theodore. I'm one of you guys...
>Pained groan
>>8178455
>>8178583
>Vespi quietly floats up to the two.
Hello.
>>8178558
I'm happy to do whatever, as long as it's with you!
>>8178598
Oh.
>>8178600
Okay. ...
>Roll to help him up.
>>8178555
but what if someone else comes after us?!
>>8178646
Who would though?
>>8178573
I think we broke him
>>8178630
>Teddy leans against the bug, wincing as he touches him.
Thanks...
>>8178598
Eh... was training. That and searching for what remained of my old regiment...
...Let's just say... they didn't want me back. At all...
>>8178607
>happy bug vibrations
Hey Vespi!
I found this weird human just sitting out here reading a book.
Looks like it's a book about bug types.
>>8178653
>Vibri is still perched on the guy's shoulder
>>8178524
Cute, i guess he wants to thank you for being by his side
>>8178653
...
>She gets closer and watches.
>As in she's hovering over his other shoulder.
>>8178720
Oh? That's interesting.
>>8178658
anyone i guess...
Peace does sound a little bit nice i guess...
>>8178705
Well, your always welcome here.
I'm glad you found your way in one piece.
Uhh.
>Pushes a bundle of radishes in Teddy's paws.
To celebrate.
Sucks about your vehicle though.
I might be able to get it running again.
>>8178610
We can go out for some training then.
>He stands up and grabs his bag and heads to the door.
>>8178771
Like i said it is up to you Zorro, you wanna battle these two while you think about it?
>A Muk approaches castelia city
>The plants behind her wilt, but do not die, for some odd reason
>Admires the flowers
>>8178780
Alright!
>Kol hovers after Orrefag.
I'm still not very strong, even after all the battling I had to do over the past few years, I'll try my best though.
>>8178841
yeah sure!
>>8178724
i-i guess, it makes sense, he thanking me, despibe being too shy to ask me out, was pretty cute
he's a big softie
>>8178977
You two go first or something
>the pokemon the pair has out is a Steelix (level 60) and a Granbull (level 60)
>>8178791
>Vibri starts vibrating some more to try and help the human relax
>>8179007
....
>drought activates
>Fireblast the steelix!
>>8178791
>She quietly reads the book over his shoulder.
>>8179007
>Sylvie uses Hyper Voice!
>>8178954
You'll do fantastic, Kol. Don't worry.
>>8179007
>>8179035
>>8179057
>Stumble upon the group and watch.
Tough fighters these days.
>>8179075
Yeah same here, I really should get around to getting some levels.
>>8179097
>jumped up in the air and dodges the earthquake.
rah!
>fireblast steelix again!
>sylvie is tough!
>>8178775
Uhm... thanks...
>Teddy looks over to the jeep.
...Y-yeah... I'd like that, thanks...
...Uh, do either of you know if my room is still, uh... mine?
>>8179097
>Choice specs force Hyper voice again
>>8179007
>>8179035
>>8179057
Oh wow...
>Kol watches, perched on Orrefag's head.
>>8179075
I'm just worried I'll use a shadow move on them...I don't want to hurt anyone again.
>>8179138
...
>She watches anyway.
>>8179165
Haven't seen much others stumble in this keep.
I mean, buggo here might have taken it.
But there should be space left, I think.
I'm not much inside the keep.
>>8178630
Did you take a room that smelled like bear buggo?
>>8179147
What level are you?
>>8179176
You'll be fine. If you're with me we can work this out.
>Check Kol's level on dex.
>>8179168
>>8179157
>Steelix barely dodges the Fire blast
>Both are hit by the hyper voice
252+ SpA Choice Specs Pixilate Sylveon Hyper Voice vs. 252 HP / 200 SpD Steelix: 48-57 (22.2 - 26.3%) -- 9% chance to 4HKO
252+ SpA Choice Specs Pixilate Sylveon Hyper Voice vs. 212 HP / 0 SpD Granbull: 133-157 (58.3 - 68.8%) -- guaranteed 2HKO
>Steelix uses Earthquake!
>Granbull uses Fire Punch on Sylvie!
>same hit rules as before
>>8179138
>Vibri keeps vibrating on the guy's shoulder
>this is probably not making it easy to read his book
>>8179185
Do you think I'm helping him relax?
>>8179218
>this is a MISSmatch
....whoa!
>fire blast steelix!
I Have to hit this time!
>>8179214
48, you?
Also "Missmatch" are you serious?
>>8179238
I think so?
>>8179282
Thank you.
>She takes one and munches it.
>>8179218
>Sylvie hops in time to dodge the earthquake but is hit by the fire punch instead!
8 Atk Granbull Fire Punch vs. 252 HP / 4 Def Sylveon in Sun: 95-112 (45.4 - 53.5%) -- 37.9% chance to 2HKO
>Hyper voice again
We've got this Zorro!
>>8179214
Alright, I trust you.
I'll be careful.
>Kol is level 33.
>Moves are Shadow Rush, Quick Attack, Sonic Boom and Wing Attack
>>8179347
>without missing a beat
>fireblast on the aegislash!
You are pretty tough!
>>8179347
>Sylvie immediately uses hyper voice!
>>8179383
(Drink)
>>8179400
>It crit!
252 SpA Choice Specs Espeon Psychic vs. 252 HP / 4 SpD Ninetales on a critical hit: 160-189 (58.1 - 68.7%) -- guaranteed 2HKO
>>8179282
>Vibri takes a berry and takes a bite out of it
>happy vibration bug noises
>>8179311
I don't think he can understand us though, he looks pretty confused.
How flustered do you think we can make him?
>>8179426
(Zorro has yet to be hit so no)
>>8179389
(am doing)
>>8179400
>ooooof!
>gets up slowly after that one...
grrr....
>fireblast on espeon!
>>8179455
(shit lol)
>>8179278
22 because I'm a human.
>He laughs.
>The Crobat images are just to let people know who Orrefag is.
I don't think any of my pokemon would be a fair match for you, sorry. Try those trainers the Ninetails and Sylveon are fighting.
>>8179353
Hm. Yeah, let's get you on someone a little closer to your level, okay Kol?
>Look for a trainer a little less strong.
>>8179407
Oh no you dont
>Sylvie Uses Hyper Voice
>>8179411
Hm... Would you like to start?
>>8179483
>She closes in a bit, putting a hand on the nape of his neck.
>>8179455
>Zorro Hit himself and is hanging on just barely!
252 SpA Ninetales Fire Blast vs. 252 HP / 4 SpD Ninetales in Sun: 78-92 (28.3 - 33.4%) -- 0% chance to 3HKO
>>8179488
>The Hyper voice Crits!
252+ SpA Choice Specs Pixilate Sylveon Hyper Voice vs. 4 HP / 0 SpD Espeon on a critical hit: 138-163 (82.6 - 97.6%) -- guaranteed 2HKO
>Espeon goes to finish off Zorro with a Psychic!
>>8179497
(nah you've got like 2% health left)
>>8179515
>gets up even slower
Damn... that was super embarrassing....
>shakily fires a fireblast at espeon!
>>8179534
>Espeon goes down!
>The pair gain 3663 experience points and the couple hands over 6500P in defeat.
well it's getting late, i gave him a goodbye kiss and went home, tomorrow will be fun
>Working on translators and the cure.
Can whoever keeps posting the job for coming to fuck their Type: Null plushie please stop?
>>8179478
Yeah, sounds good.
>Kol follows Orrefag around looking for a less strong trainer.
>Feel free to NPC Kol, I need to go for now.
>>8179504
>Tenses up a little at the touch
>Coincidentally, he reaches the chapter on bug type mating habits
...
>>8179571
no i wont
>>8179534
>she sprays Zorro with a Hyper potion
That was pretty fun wasn't it?
>>8179598
Yeah it was!
>stingy hyper potion
>is still super embarrassed about that critfail
haha that was kind of funny when i blew myself up with my own fireblast
>awkward smile
>>8179483
>Vibrations intensify
>>8179504
I mean he seems to like the vibrations, do you think I should give him a kiss?
>>8179592
Why are you like this? I can have Unit Three come down there and personally fuck you and your plushie if you really want.
With fire.
>>8179642
i want to get cucked by my plushie. is that too much to ask?
>>8179618
Yeah it was kinda funny but at least you stayed up and finished the job! Also I think I leveled up from that.
What do you wanna do now?
>>8179584
>She puts her hand own the back of his shirt just a bit.
>>8179619
>She laughs.
Go ahead.
>>8179650
How about you fuck yourself? If Dave can do it, so can you
>>8179681
if i do its not cucking is it?
>>8179694
No? -V/SF
>>8179651
>burys his head in his paws out of embarrassment
Ummm do you still have that bang maker?
>>8179650
...I'll look into someone that'll do it if you stop posting the job.
>>8179717
Bang maker? No Frankie put it with the other ones wherever that is.
>>8179727
I will give you 24 hours.
>>8179666
Looks like he really likes you!
>>8179700
Vibri kisses bug guy on the cheek and continues the vibrations
>>8179735
(I think me missing a greater than should also add to the drink count)
>>8179700
>She puts the other hand down the front of his shirt and leans in.
>Her mandibles are uncomfortably close to his ear.
>>8179735
I suppose so? You're doing a good job too.
>>8179780
(drink x2)
>>8179733
Sigh.
>Roll for if he can find a plasma member to fuck the plush.
>>8179733
What the actual fuck
it's that time of the day again, it's almost time to close
>already pick the mop and cleaning material near
>>8179785
>>8179780
What were you wanting to do with it
>>8178855
>spotted
huh.
>>8179833
We could go get a milkshake at the spinda cafe? I heard about them on Yelp!>>8179823
>>8179791
>As expected no one wants to fuck the plush.
Uuuuuuugh.
>>8179804
Care to rule in on this situation, SB?
>>8179770
Thanks!
I almost feel bad for the guy, he probably has no idea what's going on.
>>8179795
>Vibri leans over and gives Vespi a kiss too, right in front of bug guy's face
>>8179892
He's probably bluffing, but I would still send someone so he doesn't do anything stupid.
>>8179853
Yeah that sounds good.
Mayday
>>8179795
Hmhmhm.
>>8179909
Probably very confused.
>She kisses Vibri back.
>Maybe adding a little proboscis in there.
>>8179917
...
>>8179939
Hold on.
>Roll to see if he can find someone to fuck the plushie in the Aether branch.
>>8179970
>Put up a job about needing someone to come fug his bug.
>>8179853
Sure why not we've got some money to spend.
>>8179941
Whats your favorite milk shake?
>She starts heading in hopefully the right direction
>>8179853
hello what is your order?
>>8179853
>The Muk notices the group
>She waves, and slithers over
Uh...Hello.
>>8179941
Yeah! what is your favorite flavor?
>>8180094
>question avoided
Awesome!
>>8179955
Probably!
Hey, you should give him a kiss like that, I bet he'd love it.
>>8179998
>Vibri takes the book away and puts it aside
>she then moves to sit in bug guy's lap
>roll for vibration intensity
>>8180117
No we're going to talk about this later.
>autoupdate pls
>>8180109
Hi! want to get some milkshakes?! Sylvie is buying!
>>8180096
Chocolate milkshake please!
>>8180130
What?
>>8179970
Found someone. Sending him to come fuck your plushie now.
Hopefully this is a one time job.
>Last post number is how long the Aether guy is gonna take to get there.
>>8180039
...
>Delet.
Maybe we need a sexual favors tab.
>Add booze to coffee.
>Sip.
>>8180141
On what you wanted to use the gun for.
>>8180147
oh it wont be. Thanks!
>>8180094
I'll go for vanilla, usually places don't mess it up
>>8180125
>She blushes a little.
Sure.
>>8179998
>She grabs the bug guy a little roughly and kisses him.
>There's definitely proboscis in his mouth right now.
>>8180147
Personally I say against, sir.
>>8180162
>Mental note to get U3 to assassinate this guy later.
>Or Frankiesail, whichever comes first.
>Back to work.
>>8180141
Oh, uh...Sure.
I have money, though.
>>8180096
A strawberry milkshake, please.
>>8180155
>Looks over at the Sylveon
>Stares...
>>8180207
Mostly a joke. I don't plan to add anything like that in.
-Colress
>>8180096
Do you guys have a raspberry milkshake?
>>8180232
>Notices
...is that who I think it is?
>>8180232
>>8180141
>>8180258
strawberry, and chocolate and raspberry milkshake coming right up milkshake incoming
>adri starts making the milkshakes
>the last digit is the ammount of post for it to get done
>>8180155
it was a gun?!
>>8180178
Vanilla is pretty good....
>smiles dumbly
>>8180232
if you insists!
>>8180298
Yay!
>>8180314
Yes and I think you knew that.
>>8180298
And Vanilla?
>>8180314
>>8180298
>Hands the Bisharp a slightly slimy handful of currency
Is that enough?
>>8180258
>Looks over at the Sylveon
...
>Slides closer, looking her up and down
...
Are you...?
>>8180184
Aww, you're adorable.
>>8180275
>Vibri looks up at bug guy and starts vibrating again
>not constant though, on and off in a rhythm
>>8180356
and one vanilla milkshake
>>8180357
yes it is
>>8180334
So you like raspberries huh?
why not chocolate or vanilla?
>>8180356
Yes!
>>8180357
>Looks closely at the Muk
I haven't seen you in ages! Where did you go?
>She hugs the muk as tight as you can hug a pile of gooey stuff
>>8180356
>>8180357
>>8180401
>>8180400
four milkshakes for the group
strawberry, chocolate, raspberry and vanilla
>>8180275
>She pulls her hand from his back and holds his chin with it.
>Her proboscis explores his mouth curiously.
>Her other hand rubs against his chest.
>>8180369
...Mmm?
>>8180428
>Takes the milkshake, and sets it down on a table
>>8180401
>Hugs the Sylveon back
>A weak sensation of poison can be felt, but certainly nothing lethal
You disappeared that morning...
And then that wish came along, and I decided to explore the world for a while.
Sorry for not finding you sooner.
How have you been doing?
>>8180428
Yeah!
>starts slurping
>>8180401
>>8180494
you two know each other huh?
>>8180400
Raspberries are close to pecha berries in flavor and I figured they wouldn't have pecha berry ice cream since people make sorbet out of it.
>>8180494
I've been great, I have a new trainer now and a name - Sylvie!
>>8180512
Yeah before I met you guys they were my first friend in a long time.
>>8180211
>not getting SF, the most heartless asshole here to do it
>>8180494
>>8180512
>>8180558
Feels strange how you three all know each other and I'm just here slurping a milkshake wondering what's even going on.
Also please don't touch me, I don't do poison well.
>>8180494
>>8180512
>>8180558
>>8180601
are you four enjoying your milkshakes?
>>8180616
>She takes a big slurp of the milkshake, perfect balance of sweet and tart
Yeah it's great how much do I owe you?
>>8180462
Do you think he's had enough yet?
>>8180530
>Vibri's vibrations start to speed up
>roll for intensity
>>8180512
Yeah.
What's your name?
>>8180558
That's great to hear.
>Continue the hug
I've missed you, Sylvie.
I was wondering where you went all this time
>>8180601
Don't worry.
I can control my poison really well, if you are worried about that.
>>8180601
I only know sylvie!
Where did you come from? i never seen a pokemon like you before!
>>8180558
that is so cool!
>>8180616
>SLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURP
it is the best shake i ever had!
>>8180656
i am zorro! how about you?
>>8180656
I had ended up in Fuchsia City shortly after that wish was made to do some... stuff. But yeah I missed you too! So what have you seen in your explorations the past month or so?
>>8180601
You should give them a hug, it feels great and slightly tingly.
>>8180693
Yeah it's pretty great tasting, you wanna try a bit?
>she holds out the milkshake for Zorro
>>8180654
don't worry your friend over there already paid for the shakes
>>8180656
>>8180693
>>8180714
it's my pleasure to serve you
>>8180743
Oh alright then.
>she stares at the name tag
Adri... where do I know that name from.
>>8180596
Decent idea but I don't like to bring too many outside sources in.
All the higher up operatives in Catalyst should have translators at this point. Feel free to give me a message along with your ID if you haven't gotten one.
>>8180777
i don't think i know you
maybe we have a friend in common?
>>8180714
I have never been there either! i heard it is pretty expensive there...
>>8180743
you rock!
>>8180722
>smal slurp
hmmmm That is really good actually!
>>8180722
I've been to a lot of major towns and forests in the big seven.
Not killing plants immediately anymore is great. Still can't remain in prolonged contact with them, though.
I can control my poison, to a degree, but it's still there.
>>8180743
Thank you.
>>8180693
Nice to meet you, Zorro.
...
Most people call me Muk.
If you can think of a nickname, I'd be fine with one.
>>8180831
Heh i told you!
>resume slurping dat tasty shake
>>8180819
>got 777 we just don't know
I thought I did but nothing is coming to mind.
>>8180655
>Vibrates hard enough to hurt
>Moans in combined pleasure and pain
Uh...What are you two doing?
>>8180530
...?
>>8180655
Mmm... I don't think so.
Do you want to try kissing him?
>>8180881
>She pulls off a bit while waiting for Vibri's reply.
>>8180796
They arrived at the station a few hours ago sir. Two dex plug ins for the older models.
>>8180854
hhmmmmm a nickname huh?
>thinking intensifies...
>>8180857
>question avoided again
I should listen to you more often! you have a good taste!
>>8180831
>>8180854
i'm honoured
>>8180857
well maybe it's just a coincidence, or someone just said a name similar to mine
>she puts the closing sign outside
you're the last customers of the night, do you want anything else?
>>8181056
You guys have candied pecha berries?
>>8180881
>Vibri stops vibrating so much
>she then moves up next to Vespi and gives bug guy a kiss on the cheek
Sorry, I think I hurt you a little bit there.
>>8180923
Yeah, I'll give it a go.
>Vibri tries the same thing Vespi did, exploring bug guy's mouth with her proboscis, while gently vibrating
>>8181079
yes, we have how many do you want?]
>adri turn on the tv
>there is an report on unova where a heroic scizor and his allies defeated a powerfull unova kingpin
he's it's C, i wonder how she is right now
>>8181176
I'll take half a dozen
>Watch the tv
You know C?
>>8181164
>Questions how he got into this situation
>Accept the kiss
>>8181164
>>8181225
>She watches the two.
>Oops she put her hand on his crotch.
>Oh geez and she's rubbing it just a tad?
>How embarrassing.
>>8181213
Regardless, it's always good to have more guys taking down criminals.
>>8181213
okay half a dozen
>pick half a dozen candied pecha berries
well, i know her, yeah..
>blushing
w-we are dating... but i'm not bragging or anything
>embarrased knife
>C is training out in the desert of Orre.
>Roll to find somewhere interesting to train.
>Maybe that smashed ship?
>>8181264
>Thinks to himself
"Why is this happening?"
"Are bug types usually this horny?"
"Or are they just messing with me..."
>Bug guy questions the situation, but doesn't really protest
>>8180796
I heard my name... uh... I could do jobs for you if you want...
>>8181348
>whispers of the wind says
>fug the bugs
>>8180946
Fantastic. Let me know if I missed anyone.
>>8181358
Hm. Can I have a rundown of your team, pokemon levels and skills again?
>>8181289
Dating... Oh that's where I know your name C mentioned you two were dating!
>hands over money for the berries
>>8180972
You wanna try a candied pecha berry?
>>8181284
Yeah, wanna try one of the berries?
>>8181415
Yeah okay!
I like new things...
>>8181309
>Nope. No cool ships.
>She trains by punching the mesas.
>>8181415
>blushing
do you know her?
and what did she say about me?
>giggling covers her face
>>8181435
>holds out a candied berry for Zorro to munch
>>8181461
Yeah we went out together the other day and she mentioned you were her girlfriend.
>>8181225
>Vibri pulls back out of the kiss
>head pats and a hug for the cute human
>Vibri then climbs down off of bug guy and curls up on the ground nearby
>>8181264
Don't break him too much, Vespi.
>Vibri falls asleep, gently vibrating on the ground
>>8181482
went out?
what do you mean?
>>8180972
...
It's okay if you can't think of one.
>>8181482
Mind if I come home with you guys, by the way?
>>8181512
We went to a bar then went shopping, then the incident you saw on TV happened a while later.
>>8181520
I don't see why not, did you want to try a candied berry too? They're tasty.
>>8181482
>munch munch
mmmm
>with mouth full
thesh arsh shuper greash!
>>8181520
You should totally come with us! you are pretty cool.
>>8181495
Oh, hm.
>She hovers protectively over Vibri.
>>8181348
>She gives the man a gentle kiss.
>She scoops up the vibratorbug and takes her off to somewhere a bit more safe.
We'll play again later~
>>8181544
okay, just a thing berween friends, right?
>a little worried
but yeah, you guys defeated a dengerous man, i'm glad she, you and your friends are okay
>>8181520
Am I going to have to worry about stepping on your slime?
Mayday
>>8181600
Oh. Okay...
I'm going to get some things from town.
Meet you again later, I guess...
>Bug guy runs off to get a dex, and hopefully the translator function that comes with it
>>8181608
Uh maybe I guess? I dunno. Do polyamorous relationships bother you?
>Roll to put a crack in the mesa with a punch.
>>8181668
>The sound of hammering comes from the other side of the Mesa...
>>8181642
well i was never in one, but my first boyfriend was cheating on me
we broke up i was so depressed, i felt like i nothing mattered anymore
i was able to move on but it stll hurts a bit to this day
>>8181696
>She flutters around to the other side.
Hello?
>>8181716
>Shelldon is crabhammering the Mesa wall, slowly digging out a cavern in it's side
>>8181713
I see well you should talk to C about where your relationship is with her. She left a note that she was going out to think about it actually.
>>8181765
>She knocks on the side of the cavern.
Hello?
>>8181790
DRINK DEEP MY FRIENDS
>>8181544
Sure.
>Throws a few berries in her mouth
>>8181580
Sure thing.
Do you guys have a house?
>>8181623
Nah.
It'll tingle for a little bit, but there isn't enough toxin in it to hurt anybody.
I want Bork to bang bang me in the booty
>>8181803
>Shelldon stops "training"
>He turns around, covered in dust
...
Hey.
>>8181790
okay, do you want me to call her right now?
but i've been so happy with her, but it's okay if she doesn't want to be with me anymore, i'll be able to move on, i think
>sad sigh
>>8181904
>She laughs a bit.
What are you doing?
>>8181919
Hey now you don't know what she's going to say, go ahead and call her up.
>>8181931
>A scope lens is visible underneath the dust
...
Working on my accuracy?
>>8181966
y-yeah, thanks, sometimes i get negative, i don't have much luck with relationships
>calls C
>>8181391
Oh uh... ok? I have way more pokemon but these friends of mine are my strongest
Torterra (M) @ Rocky Helmet (Level 88, lel)
Ability: Shell Armor
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 Def / 252 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Rock Tomb
- Crunch
- Earthquake
- Razor Leaf
Beedrill-Mega (M) @ Beedrillite (Level 80)
Ability: Sniper
EVs: 88 HP / 36 Def / 216 SpA / 88 Spe
Serious Nature
- Pursuit
- Twineedle
- Facade
- Poison Jab
Sylveon (F) @ Sitrus Berry (Level 78)
Ability: Pixilate
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 252 HP / 128 SpA / 128 SpD
IVs: 0 Atk
- Moonblast
- Shadow Ball
- Calm Mind
- Hyper Voice
Luxray (F) @ Choice Scarf (Level 76)
Ability: Rivalry
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 Def / 252 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Crunch
- Ice Fang
- Discharge
- Night Slash
Chandelure (F) @ Choice Band (Level 77
Ability: Flash Fire
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
IVs: 0 Atk
- Fire Blast
- Shadow Ball
- Night Shade
- Trick
Crobat (M) @ Black Sludge (Level 77)
Ability: Infiltrator
EVs: 248 HP / 48 Def / 212 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Brave Bird
- Toxic
- Roost
- Dark Pulse
They'd be a stronger level if I brought them along with me more often
(And if skitts was online so I can talk to him about it, but he's bent up with irl. Rip)
>>8181987
Your accuracy? Oh hold on a moment, sorry.
>>8182003
>She picks up.
Yes, Adri?
>>8181888
can i?
>>8182014
>(Tfw I forgot some of their natures)
(End me sempai)
>>8182081
hello, C actually one of your friends came to the cafe, a silveon
she said that you wanted to think about our relationship, so i decided to call you
>>8182014
Interesting. I'll consider your application.
Why don't you get on your Sinnoh challenge while I look over a few things, hm?
>>8182145
...Yes.
It isn't because I don't value you and your affection. Rather... I don't want you to have to deal with receiving news of me getting hurt.
Or worse.
Do you understand?
>>8182147
(I'd actually do it if skitts was on to help me with that, fml)
Yeah, just training up my pokemon to be ready for the gym is all
new thred pls
the plot thickens
>>8182277
(Not till we hit bump m8)