>BotW on 96 watch

i dont even understand what hes saying why should i care about his opinion

NINTENDRONES ON SUICIDEWATCH! THE 6/10 JUST KEEPS COMMING!

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How can I become a meme contrarian reviewer for the sake of clickbaits and attention and get my review published as "press review" on Metacritic?

>>8158472
10,000+ youtube subs to start, or 25,000 unique hits on your website a month

>>8158470
>zelda is back, but isn't as revolutionary as one would have hoped
>6/10 fairly good

>>8158470
It's Norwegian.

Basically prettier words for "this open-world shit is stagnant as fuck now".

>>8158472
Wooooow people have different opinions!

>>8158476
>no guys really I didn't do it for attention and clickbait
>I-it's just my opinion, I'm not being contrarian, h-haha

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DERETE THIS

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>>8158469
Norwegians confirmed for based, good review little Brother

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>>8158469
Is gamer.no /ourguy/? They got a great taste

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>>8158480
Who the actual fuck are these people kidding? Hell these shitty reviews almost make me believe that Zelda wasn't as paid for as previously expected.

>>8158477
Yeah, I'm sure this small Norwegian gaming site is expecting so much extra traffic from that review. People from all over the world are going to flock to their site now, nevermind that no one outside of Scandinavia will understand a word of it.

>>8158479
>little brother
But söta bror, we unified 200 years before you guys. Love you too

Here comes the deluge of contrarian faggots to tell us how a masterpiece isn't really a masterpiece and they're the only ones smart enough to see it.

>>8158481
Play the game, and you'll find out it's at least a 9/10.

This is the first Zelda I've actually liked.

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Oh look, the people who actually played the game and didn't get their cocaine/hooker vouchers from Nintendo are starting to review it.

92 by EoM.

>>8158470
>americans

>>8158477
The salt is strong in this one.

>>8158486
Sorry, I try not to think about insignificant countries.

>>8158486
i'm dutch tho and i still don't care about this man's opinion
>>8158488
dont pretend to be me u hooligan

>My favorite games are Skyrim and Witcher 3
>Gave Yakuza 0 a 7/10
lamo

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>>8158480
This is what the Zelda reviewer looks like
#Ourguy

>>8158470
>I am a retard so I don't care about other opinions

>>8158490
He also gave Halo Wars 2 a 8/10

Halo Wars confirmed for better than botw

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Holy fuck am I really watching /v/ make fun of a game for getting a 96?

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>>8158492
so you're smart somehow for listening to all these '' non biased '' opinions?

Why all the hate towards a reviewer?
If you love your game just play it and enjoy it.
Why do you care if others have different opinions about the game you love?
Is your love for the game so fickle that one bad review takes away from your enjoyment for the game?
Or are you just trying to cover up your own buyers remorse?

>>8158491
He also wrote this: https://translate.google.no/translate?sl=no&tl=en&js=y&prev=_t&hl=no&ie=UTF-8&u=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.gamer.no%2Fartikler%2Fkommentar-spill-og-agenda-er-ting-som-rett-og-slett-lever-side-om-side%2F376985&edit-text=&act=url
Truly ourguy

>>8158494
Grapes have never reached this level of sourness.

>>8158490
Why am I not surprised that fags who enjoy objectively shittier open world games are so ready to shit on BotW? I'd be upset too if a company that had never made a proper open world game before came out of nowhere and blew my favorite shitty, buggy, clunky, boring games the fuck out.

>>8158494
They have nothing better to do. Go easy on them.

>>8158469
/v/ has reached an all new low if a game going from a 97 to 96 on metacritic is worth making a shitpost thread about.

>>8158469
FUCKING DELETE THIS
CAN NINTENDO SUE THIS GUY???

>>8158469
Looks like we another site to DOSS boys. Lets teach them not to mess with us!!

>>8158486
>>8158492
Query: Why are you on an American website speaking English but pretending to care that no one in America gives a fuck about the language of a tiny country that spent half of the last thousand years as a dependent on Sweden, which itself is a fairly irrelevant country?

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>>8158491
He isn't a sonybro, he follows Microsoft and Lumia on twitter

>>8158503
>DOSS
lmao sonybros can't even false flag properly

Norway confirmed for most uncorrupted and fair reviewers

>>8158472
>/v/ complaining about contrarians
>the same board that says the last of us and uncharted are not real games

>>8158505
>Bernie Sanders

>>8158473
That is a fairly low requirement if accurate. There are people I have played with in /v/ groups that have met said requirement for subscribers. That would effectively put power into the hands of whoever can captivate children briefly enough to get subscribers.

>>8158504
>that spent half of the last thousand years as a dependent on Sweden, which itself is a fairly irrelevant country?
Wrong, it was Denmark not Sweden. Even Sweden was relevant compared to Denmark

Don't even have a Switch or a Wii U, but

>anyone caring what Scandinavia thinks

Let it go and move on.

>>8158475
>only open world game worth playing
>stagnant
lol

>>8158472
>people that actually point out a games flaws
>baww why dont they like the same game i like its perfect nothings wrong with it!"

do you know what site youre on?

>>8158510
No you haven't.

In 10 years BOTW will still be selling copies so why does it really matter? BoTW will influence the culture for years just as OoT did.

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>>8158494
It's just a response to all the shitposting about 98 all the Nintendo fans were doing a week ago. They're the ones who made it a big deal.

>>8158512
>I don't own nintendo, but don't you think antinintendo guys are even worse.jpg

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>>8158497
This can't be real. Another SJW gave Zelda a bad score?

>>8158516
Being the overrated version of it's sequel on the same console?

>>8158518
This. People shittalking negative reviews of Fart of the Shit don't even know they're shilling Shitendo. Sad!

>>8158484
This.

Its like saying citizen kane is a piece of shit even though its amazing.

You can argue all you want baby geniuses 2 is a masterpiece, but most people will just wack away that review.

Point is, review dont mean shit unless the person reviewing has similar taste to yours. If you like the taste in gaming from john bob from ign (random name), chances are, his reviews will make sense to you.

>>8158515
https://www.youtube.com/user/OnlyAfro
200k subscribers.

Here's a video of /a3g/ from /vg/ in which he played every week.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v4v7Icp1XEo

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>>8158469
DELETE THIS NOW

>>8158518
I'm saying nobody gives a shit what some irrelevant site in a language nobody speaks has to say. I don't even think it should be counted by Metacritic.

>>8158525
Nice try Nintenbro drone.

>>8158525
I'm not even norwegian and I understand it, you must be some from some trash country that only speaks their own language like France

>>8158514
Every game has flaw. You can take away 30% of your score by nitpicking every single game. Its so fucking easy.

the legend of zelda: breath of the wild literally has no flaws whatsoever, it is the most perfect game ever made and this is not a paid review.

>>8158529
Ehum, I must agree, even Twillight Princess was perfect with no flaws

*This post was sponsored by Nintendo America*

>>8158526
You got me so good, m8. I have a hacked 3DS and haven't paid for a single game. I'm a nintenbro extraordinaire.
>>8158527
Nice projection, but even French is spoken by at least 200 million people and has some marginal international importance.

>>8158505
>waking up podcast

This guy seems redpilled.

>>8158508
the last of us was shit

uncharted is a dead horse they'll never stop beating

>>8158531
Spotted the whiteflag-waving fag with 50% blacks in his capitol

>>8158517
You guys seriously need to use your time better lmao, Nintendobros and Sonybros alike are pathetic.

>>8158535
Xboxfriend detected

>>8158534
Spotted the shrieking autist who doesn't make any sense.

>>8158536
>complaining over a 96

Sonybro detected.

Everyone I've met who loves BotW is either a girl or a normie who likes the big bang theory and thinks that playing minecraft for an hour 5 years ago makes them "lol so nerdy".

also fuck this open world shit, how much more boring could the concept be at this point?

>>8158519
If you swap that out with positive reviews to mixed reviews what do you get?

>every blog should be on metacritic
>meanwhile famitsu is banned from it.

>>8158539
>Complaining about complaints
Applefellow detected

The problem with these low score reviews it that they all came after the 10/10s that propelled it to 98. It's hard to shake the idea that these people are doing it just to be contrarian.

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>tfw there are probably people refreshing his youtube page waiting for the next vid to go up so they can mass flag it and/or downvote it

>>8158544
Hmmmm its also kinda hard to shake off the feeling that all the 10/10 are paid reviews for such a flawed game.

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>>8158494
Yes because /v/ has been spamming 98 threads for a whole week.
It is fun to watch it collapse in on itself.

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>>8158545
Best case scenario he gets murdered by some autistic Zelda fan.

welp I had an order of a switch and botw but guess I'm cancelling it, the score just keeps sinking

>>8158517
Yeah, it's probably not about Sony users being abject pricks around here, or overly-aggressive viral marketers. It's the fault of Nintendo fans.

What a schmuck.

>>8158544
Another idea is that because the review is so late and from an irrelevant website Nintendo didn't pay him.

Feels kinda fishy that the guy who reviewed the Switch and gave it a 7/10 got fired a few days later

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>>8158547
It's really more sad than anything that people will go into such a shit fit for something so pointless as a number.

>>8158544

Or maybe the 10/10 reviews are paid off and now we finally have reviewers who are really pointing out the game's flaws?

Alright so it wasn't enough to drop the score. Is there more Sonykekes critics that I should know about?

I wont even play this game but Im genuinely sad that now no modern game will ever get into Meta top 3

>>8158553
>a man managed to build an entire career on 'muh framerate' rants

>>8158484
Maybe because it plays nothing like a normal zelda game, but some slightly better ubisoft open world snoozefest.

Really gets my noggin joggin.

>>8158544
And also there's the fact that all of them have HZD a 9 or more which pretty much confirm that they're all butthurt sonyfanboys.

>>8158546
>>8158551
>>8158554
Shill.

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Post 98's

What a fun thread.

You guys talk as if the 10/10 reviews weren't trash.

>"Its like Skyrim but you play as Zelda! 10/10"

>"Zelda is the dude with the green cap and pointy ears, but he is naked this time. 10/10"

>"Wow this game runs like shit on the Switch. 10/10"

>"This game isn't perfect, here are its flaws. 10/10"

>"I still can't believe they didn't give you the option to have Zelda be a girl this time, come on, its 2017! 10/10"

>"Many reviewers don't know it, but the guy we play as is Link, Zelda is the princess, I know it because I finished the game, here are my impressions...(clearly did not finish the game) 10/10"

I know I made heavy use of hyperbole, but that's what I felt from reading those day 0 reviews.

>>8158522
Superbabies is kino you fucking pleb redditor

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>>8158560

>>8158474
Well, fuck him!

>>8158496

They're mad because it gives the console war shitters more ammunition.

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>>8158469
Based.

>>8158562
But /v/ wanked all over these reviews.
Oh how we all wanked and wanked.

>>8158564
Weird how one of the least liked GTA's got a 98, maybe game with flaws like San Andreas is more fun because they are flawed

>>8158477
So no one can possibly like the game less than you?
>>8158528
Take away? Are you fucking retarded? Games don't start at 100% and then you take away points for flaws. They should be rated holistically.

>>8158566
They are clearly being trolled, and yet they willingly get wound up.
Senseless really.

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Here we go! Yahoo!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AVseQ3RDa6s

>>8158572
Hell yeah boi

>>8158562
Anon, who cares about if they call it Skyrim with guns without guns. Only the number matters, now start calling people faggots.

>>8158569

One of the least liked on /v/. Most other people still remember it very fondly.

Also, /v/ is one of the only places online where San Andreas seems to be the unanimous favorite. Vice City tends to be more popular otherwise.

>>8158569
It got really good reviews because it was quite the update in physics, graphics and realism compared to SA and everyone was stoked. Later when people got used to modern technology the magic wore off.

>>8158544
True. And it's also hard to shake the idea that that all the 10s were awarded in large part out of brand affiliation and the hype cascade preceding it.

I don't think it's really possible to trust that a Zelda game review is fair. Few people are lukewarm on the series, and if I were an editor I'd wonder if I should even be assigning a big review like a Zelda game to somebody who's lukewarm and has limited familiarity with the series, if I could even find him.

As with most Zelda games, I'm pretty sure the most honest review would simply be "If you like Zelda you'll like this." I'll probably like BotW when I play it, but I really doubt it'll be like the second coming.

>someone writes a negative review and people accuse them of just trying to bring down the score
>nobody accuses the positive reviewers of trying to elevate the game's score to legendary status and make it some kind of "event"

>>8158569

It's not one of the least liked GTAs. Maybe on here, where everyone hates on darker/mature games just to be contrarian.

>>8158569
GTA IV's gameplay is really fucking great though. The story and realism shit not so muchl

>>8158580
much.*

>>8158572
whoa.. for someone who whine about how long it takes to make videos... he had this one up fairly quickly..

like.. it was planned...

There is no way you could give this game a 10/10 with that atrocious framerate. Any objective review would at the most give it a 9.5-9.9 for that. A lot of other games get criticized for their framerate, but in BotW it's far worse, far more noticeable.

>>8158582
>he had this one up fairly quickly

Yeah except for how usually these videos go up somewhere between 8 and 10 in the morning?

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>>8158517
>IT WAS THEIR FAULT, NOT OURS THEY STARTED IT

you sound like a fucking 6 year old

>>8158578
I don't think people who overrate the game are doing it out of malice. They're probably just go-alongs.

I don't think that's great either, but it's better than just trying to bring others down. They really like the game, and want everybody to enjoy it as much as they do.

Publishers and site editors etc. don't even need to tell gamers or game critics to do this, so even though it looks and works like a marketing putsch I don't think it's an actual conspiracy. Not in Zelda's case, at least. In any case both highly reflexive camps make it hard to take game criticism with anything other than a tub of salt.

>>8158572
He trolled all the nintendo fanboys.. kek

I will never understand why people care about review aggregates so much (metacritic and rottentomatoes). Most of these "professional" reviewers probably don't know any more about games than your average /v/ user. That's not me being arrogant, it's just a true statement. These writers for publications are not some kind of video game scholars or experts. It's weird how so many people use a site like metacritic - and the opinion of less than 100 critics - to determine the value of game and its place in gaming's pantheon of greatness.

>>8158587
>Trolled
>Bring ups a decent point about how bullshit weapon degrading is

>>8158469
This only shows that a lot of people think narrative > gameplay.
Just like that site no one heard about and jim sterling.

>>8158586
Both are being dishonest, and that makes both sides very poor reviewers.
Personally, I would like to see standardised criteria for game reviews.
For example, gameplay, story, graphics, etc. need to be reviewed in a standardised way and scores need to be calculated properly.
As it is now, we read walls of blather from people and get a score at the end, it's pointless really.

>>8158589
Did you get to the second part when he said he was planning to list stuff he liked but because all the shitty comments from the fanboys he decided not to?

>>8158474
>zelda is back, but isn't as revolutionary as one would have hoped
That's an accurate description of BotW. Game has issues, but it's a huge step in the right direction.

>>8158591

I'm tired of every review reeking of hyperbole. Like they want to establish a game as the next great cultural artifact instead of simply analyzing the game and what may be good or about about it. How many times have you read a sentence like "Sure, this aspect of the game may be a bit weak, but that doesn't detract this game from being an absolutely flawless masterpiece," or some variation thereof. Most flaws in a game are mentioned in one tiny sentence and then quickly dismissed so as to keep praising the game.

>>8158594
Zelda too hard, 7/10?

>>8158592
How is that trolling his fanbase when mad ninntoddlers ddos'ed his site as a response to his review score?

>>8158594
>>8158596
>Played a lot of Sandbox
>Zelda isn't a good sandbox
>Horizon is

l2read

There's just something wrong with our culture in general. Reviews shouldn't use numerical scores, and reviews shouldn't come out even before the game does. It would make more sense if reviewers didn't start coming out until after a few weeks, when they've actually had time to play the game and fully experience it, instead of just going off hype and first impressions.

>>8158523
/a3g/ is cancer and I'm glad it's dead

>>8158595
>>8158595
I don't really know where this dishonesty comes from, is it personal bias, industry pressure, or maybe some other aspects we are not aware of. But regardless, it's dishonesty all the same.
The main reason consumers like us take the time to read reviews is because we don't want to pay money for something we may not enjoy. More and more game companies these days are shying away from handing out demos so consumers need reviewers even more. Especially when it comes to large purchases like BOTW, where many of us would need to purchase the console along with the game.

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>>8158599
>it'd make more sense if reviewers couldn't tell you if a product was good or not when it came out
>it'd make more sense for the consumer to find out the hard way if their $60 was wasted or not

>>8158597
And that's why he trolled them in his vid.

>>8158591
I wouldn't want a movie, book, game or album to be broken down like that. Standardized testing might be useful for a school board in allocating funds, but that's because it's everyone's money. I will roll the dice with my own money on something vastly less important based on less objective measures.

I would rather just do away with scores completely. I'd also like it if game critics were equipped to write about design. I mostly want to know if a game is made with quality, care and thoughtfulness, which being absent from games journalism, games journalists are unequipped to remark on.

>>8158599
If they do use numerical scores, they should disclose their methodology of how they calculated said score.
Nowadays what we get the same thing politicians tell us: studies show bla bla bla.. no citations nothing. It's fucking retarded how these cunts can be called journalists.

>>8158593
You aren't wrong, but that doesn't make the game a 6/10. He's shitting on it because it isn't the end all be all even though it's executed way better than a lot of other open world games.

>>8158562
Exactly this. How can a single game get so many 10/10's when it has such glaring issues from Day 1?
Things like lack of enemy variety, durability, lack of dungeons, bosses, items etc. Overworld objects popping in. Issues which are evidently there and are NOT up for debate.
This doesn't mean the games bad in anyway, reviews giving 7/8/9, yeah i could see some getting away with that. But 10/10 on a game so evidently not perfect and with such obvious issues? Fuck off.

>>8158607
Obviously its comparing it to all the other SHIT games.

>>8158606
You aren't wrong either. But it also doesn't make the game a 100 which are what over 50 professional critics reviewed the game gave it.

I feel like there's a disagreement on what reviews should be. Some people think they should be "should I buy this game or not"? Others think reviews should be "how does this game hold up to critical analysis, and/or what power emotions or experiences does it inspire within us?"

>>8158608
Other shit in 10/10 games? Then those games shouldn't be 10/10 either. If they're below 10, then why compare them.

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>BotW getting further and further away from the near-flawless timeless masterpiece that is OoT
>BotWcucks assblasted into oblivion that their meme open world game will never live up to the "overrated" Zelda game that "aged like milk"
It's absolutely glorious. OoT will ALWAYS be king baby.

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>It’s by no means a perfect game
Gives it 100

>>8158612
MM will always be King of Kings in Zelda games

>>8158558
Open world fps or stealth games are just not fun gameplay wise while it makes sense for rpgs or adventure games.

It also helps that Zelda is much more interesting environmentally and puzzle wise than any of the other shit ubisoft had

>>8158613
>10/10 means perfection

Are you genuinely retarded?

>>8158614
Ah yes, "Reused OoT Assets: The Game, Special Sidequest Edition"!

In all seriousness I love MM but it wasn't as groundbreaking as OoT. It just reused all the assets and gave it a deeper story and more sidequests.

>>8158617
Yeah, it reused assets and perfected Zelda on the 64

>>8158616
Are you? 10/10 is literally the highest possible score you can give something. If it's not perfect, then what the fuck do you rate a theoretically perfect game?

>>8158616
It means near perfection, or a masterpiece. A game with glaring obvious flaws is not a 10/10.

And try looking at the image, it says "100" which does imply perfect. 10/10 is too arbitary. But 100 is too precise to not be anyhting but perfect. Retard.

>>8158618
Perfected it in what way? The story was better, but it lacked dungeons in favor of a ton of sidequests that not everyone liked. Sure it had fantastic dungeons like Stone Tower and Great Bay, but only having 4 major dungeons
>cough BotW cough
is not enough for a mainline Zelda game, in MY opinion.

>>8158506
no you see it means denial of shitty services. they deny them shit, so that they can get better.

>>8158544
They also all rated HZD 9 or higher, which means they're butthurt sonybros.

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>>8158469
Am I missing something here? It still says 97 on my screen. Where did the 96 come from?

>>8158618
Majora's Mask was a step back in places and a step forwards in others. Its hard to say which is better since they really go off in different directions. Apples and oranges.

>>8158620
>10/10 is too arbitary. But 100 is too precise to not be anyhting but perfect
Anon. 10/10 and 100% is the same fucking thing.

>>8158626
So if a game gets 98 what score does it get? 9/10 or 10/10?

>>8158624
OP is implying that bad reviews will keep coming and eventually cause another drop

>>8158626
>>8158619
Baited for these replies

>>8158616
What are you even doing near a keyboard you illiterate fuck?

>>8158626
Not that anon, but not quite. Assuming they don't use decimal places, a 10/10 could simply be them rounding a 9.5+ game up to 10. A 100/100 does not leave that sort of ambiguity.

>>8158629
:/

wtf i love norge now

>>8158472
How can I become a blinded fanboy to the degree that I believe anyone who thinks my favourite game is "just ok" rather than a flawless masterpiece has some kind of hidden motive?

>>8158621
Well, that's the thing, it got the sidequest thing pretty good, and I liked that aspect, I like games that have a lot of optional content with a medium long main storyline, you had to do a lot of stuff outside of dungeons to even enter them to begin with, like the pirate fortress/zora eggs/Ikana canyon and so on.

>>8158625
Well I guess I can agree on that, but I want to say that MM had a lot better atmosphere and pretty much nailed it

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>>8158505
>Sam Harris

>>8158627
9.8

duh

>>8158628
It could happen, if those reviewers are so damn hypocritical on saying what is bad for BotW but somehow goty for HZD. If Link was a girl, I am absolutely certain it would instantly become a 10/10 for them.

>>8158637
Then why not use points of a 100 point system then? Why add a decimal?

>>8158637
Not everyone use decimal places. Duh.

>>8158638
>If Link was a girl
I just realized, this is what it is.

Remember the shitstorm these numale cucks made when Nintendo denied rumors you could play as a female link?

This is their payback for it. It all makes sense now.

>>8158639
Because it's practially the same, doesn't matter which

>>8158641
Then how come 99% SJW reviewers gave it 10/10?

>>8158638
So HZD gets high reviews because it features a girl? But BOTW can't possibly have any influencing factors to it score can it? Not a fucking chance. Nope. Can't possibly be brand recognition can it. Nopity nope nope.

>>8158494

technically it's an 86 but since it's a NINTENDO CLASSIC™ it gets 10 free points

>>8158643
Because they're all too busy hopping on the bandwagon of the game of the decade.

>>8158646
Prob cause it's career suicide to not give ninntendkids a perfect score to the latest Zelda/Mario no matter if it has flaws or not cause they will downvote and report your videos on youtube and ddos your site

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>>8158647
plenty of Nintendo games get middling and decent scores that are deserved, but as soon as one gets a good rating that's deserved, you get severely buttblasted over it, huh?

Why are you so upset, anon?

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To everyone getting mad about this, prove to me that Zelda deserved a 10/10 score. AND I DON'T WANT TO HEAR AN OPINION. If I hear even one, your post goes in the garbage.

>>8158648

Prove that it deserves the good score.

>>8158648
Tell me of these firstparty nintendo games that gets "decent scores"

I only know of TP

>contrarian SJW reviewer
come on man try harder

>>8158469
>takes reviews from all this no body adn shit
>still dont counts in fucking Famitsu reviews

Anyone remember that post of that guy saying he would get a bonus if the metacritic score went below 85%?

>>8158643
They were satisfied with Link cross-dressing. The hardliners demanded more.

Aint it funny how the 3 special snowflakes that give BotW as mixed review gave an almost perfect score to Horizon?

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>>8158469
>>8158480
>Industry cancer taste
I fucking knew it. Makes sense that they would praise video games that appeal to people who can't play video games.
Excise these people from the world of opinions.

>>8158656
Probably cause it is a better open world sandbox than BotW is and doesn't have weapon degredation that is frustrating as hell and something that is a love or hate thing in the open world genre, but they overdid how fast weapons break in Botw and that's ONE of the negatives they include

>>8158651
>Paper Mario Color Splash: 7.6
>Mario Kart 8: 8.8
>Super Mario Maker: 8.7
>Pikmin 3: 8.7
>NSMB Wii U: 8.1
>Star Fox Zero: 7.2

They all got decent or poor scores that were completely deserved.

>>8158658
Horizon isn't even open world.

>>8158658
>is a better open world sandbox
HA HA HA HA HAH

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVPXKdSEGNQ&t=5s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qEGWtyJAkO0&t=6s

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>>8158657

>talking about other games being cancer
>posts shantae garbage

wtf I love Norway now.

>>8158513
>only open world game worth playing
How deluded do you have to be

>>8158659
>Paper Mario Color Splash
Not first party
>Pikmin 3
>Star fox Zero
Worked with Nintendo but outsourced

All first party gets at least an 8 which is more than decent

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>>8158469
>tfw your favorite game is still second (tied with GTA4 and Pro Skater 2)
SoulCalibur 6 when?

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>>8158496
It's not that they don't like a game as much.
It's that they don't like a work of art, vision and depth as much as an LCD product that represents everything wrong with the modern video game industry.

>>8158563
So is The Room, doesnt mean the movie is generally well met. Just has a small fan base.

My point still stand that reviews are as valid as the love you have for a reviewers taste in game. Jim review is fair if you are a fedora tipping autismonazo, or you are a contrarian at heart who hates zelda (seriously, I havent seen a single person irl hate this game).
If not, than most chances are that you will enjoy the game quite a lot because a lot of people with different taste think it was incredibly fun.

>~200 replies about an arbitrary number decreasing by 1

what?

>>8158624
The WiiU version has a 96 on like half a dozen reviews.

>>8158579
>GTA IV is "dark and mature"
How old are you?

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>>8158521
>Fart of the Shit
Go away, pokebarneyfag.

>>8158469
Does the enjoyment people get out of BotW rely on the metacritic score it has?

>>8158469
To people who are big on the console wars, I have a legitimate question; why?

The way I see it, both Horizon and Zelda doing well fosters competition which gives the consumer a better end result both short term (two good games) and long term (games strive to be better so they don't get eclipsed and outsold).

>>8158602
Or they could just read it, you fucking retard

>>8158670
Yes, but it's the WiiU.

>>8158597
>How is that trolling his fanbase when he took down his website so he could pretend mad ninntoddlers ddos'ed it so he could get more pitytreon bucks?
Fixed it for you.

>>8158672
>Someone was mad enough to make this
>Someone was butthurt enough to save it to repost it
lmao

>>8158677
I hate Jim, but DDosing over small shit like this is retarded, nobody is gonna give him more patreon bucks when he gives an opinion about BotW that isn't 10/10, quite the opposite

>>8158636
Nords are all atheist, this shouldn't surprise you.

>>8158662
Go away, ACfag.

>>8158679
m8 Jim still thinks Gamergate is a thing. Which I guess they kind of are in a way, but they're not game related anymore ever since Vox Day took over to try and rig the Hugos.

Look my point is Jim is way behind the times, and thinks that claiming he's being harassed by da evul goobergababa will get him more money.

>>8158681

You first, Shantaeposter.

>>8158679
bullshit, cuck lives in an echo chamber of fans

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>>8158658
More like because HZD is ultra-casualized watered down garbage for people who can't play actual legitimate video games like BotW.

>>8158684
>>8158682
I know Jim is a SJW cuck who deserves shit, but my point is if literally anyone else gave it a 7 or 8 they would get the same shit, much like the guy who got fired for giving Switch a 7

>>8158678
I said go away.

>>8158674
Horizon doing well is a bad thing for the industry and the art of video gaming.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X8BnfvaO3Tw

>>8158687
make me

>>8158661
>immortal NPCs getting scared when a twink swings around a weapon.

>>8158679
>DDosing over small shit like this is retarded
Re-read my post, I fucking said he WASN'T DDoSed and is just making shit up, idiot.

>>8158685
Both games are ultra-casualized watered down garbage for people who can't play actual legitimate video games

>>8158691
He might be, or he might not

I woudln't be the slightest surprised if nintendo fanboys did it though

>>8158692
That doesn't change the fact that HZD actually makes BotW look hardcore in comparison, which is just fucking sad. And so is anyone who supports it.

>>8158664
deluded enough to buy a switch

>>8158685
>Ninja Gaiden 2 is not casual.
>BOTW is not casual
Pick one

>>8158693
It's Jim Sterling, master of manufactured outrage.
What do you think?

>>8158696
Where exactly was Ninja Gaiden 2 mentioned?

>>8158697
He might be, or he might not

I woudln't be the slightest surprised if nintendo fanboys did it though

>Jim gives it 7/10
>Autistic Nintendo manchildren DDOS his site and send him death threats

Is there a worse fanbase than Nintentoddlers?

>>8158523
Well since it's so easy go ahead and do it :^)
>inb4 I dont feel like it

>>8158697
I wouldn't know since the video that was linked earlier in the thread is the absolute first I watched of that fat fuck

>>8158700
The Sonybros who fall for their morbidly obese spokesman's lies. >>8158677

>>8158700
You have to be pretty bad to make my sympathize with fucking Jim Sterling

>>8158698
Anytime some cunt wants to claim BOTW is not casual while HZD is. They are both fucking casual. Get over it.
Stop circle jerking over overtly easy games and playing it off like it's so hard.

Weapon durability systems are shit.

>>8158700
They are as bad as it gets.

>>8158700
7/10 actually means it was a good game, to these people though 7 is as low as review scores get.

>>8158706
Maybe, but at lease BotW resembles an actual video game rather than an "interactive cinematic experience".

shilly in here

>>8158477

>Jim Cuckling refuses to say what he likes about BOTW because he doesn't want to give fans their cake

I love how he offhandly comments that metal weapons that aren't held together by bokoblin shit and bones don't break in 5 hits but spends the entire review bitching about weapons breaking in 5 hits.

>>8158710
That's an opinion.
But the fact that it's a casual game is a fact.

>>8158707
they should've been upgradable or some shit to have them not break.

>>8158662
Shantae isn't garbage

>>8158682
Man, Gamergate really fucked over the video game industry, didn't it?

>>8158598
No, one of his complaints in his review was that Zelda was too difficult.
Particularly the high damage of the enemies.

>>8158707
I agree, it's just a nuisance

>>8158485

>oh the contrarians that are mad this got near perfect scores are giving it shit reviews because their autism can't handle that people like a game

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>>8158713
>mechanics aren't facts

>>8158718
Fact: If you have to go out of your way to hunt down additional weapons in BotW, you are bad or stupid.

Imagine having to play with the onceupgraded sword in Majoras Mask, and there was no alternative lika Great Fairy Swords or upgrades. And you had to pay 100 rupees and wait half a day for it to be repaired everytime it broke after 100 this.

Sounds like a great game experience right? Having to do this before every bossfight and a few times during a dungeon

>>8158499

then why didn't Doom and Quakefags in the 90s shit on Goldeneye?

>>8158718
Basically padding to lull players to think the game is more challenging than it is.
There are many ways modern games do this other than just weapon durability. Giving enemies ridiculously high HP is another popular way of doing this.

>>8158469
haha what a fail no wonder iwata killed himself lmao

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>>8158715

>cinematic experience propped up with MUH SEXY WOMEN
>not garbage

And whaddya know, Zelda has the exact same problem.

>>8158721

Hey genius, where's the challenge in maintaining your weapons if the game constantly throws them out like candy?

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>people actually ending up avoiding fights in BotW because the resources gained from winning fights don't cover the cost of repairing the damage done to weaponry

>>8158726
Shantae isn't cinematic

>>8158721
I will not say anything about it because I haven't played the game
I'm merely commenting on the idea of weapon durability systems in general, regardless of game, although I had in mind Fallout 3 and New Vegas

>>8158540

I'vr been jaded about Zelda since Twilight Princess took a 60 dollar shit in my wallet and I think BoTW is the best one yet.

>>8158723
Because 10fps games that drop to 3 fps during explosions on a console wasn't really impressive

Most efficient way to play Goldeneye is to look at the floor while playing it

>>8158707
This, no game with weapon durability is good. It's like Dark Souls, nothing more than padding to artificially inflate the difficulty of the game.

>>8158521
>Fart of the Shit
I dont give a fuck about console wars, but you sound like a 7 yo kid.

>>8158727
Yeah that's not actually in the game, especially not post-master sword.

>>8158553

>the man that made a meme career out of bitching about imaginary numbers is telling people to stop caring about imaginary numbers

OH THE IRONING

>>8158728

Then explain the cancerous story constantly shoved in your face.

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>>8158469
Veepuns breek tuu iesy, geme-a duesn't huld my hund. Bork Bork Bork! Beeeng cuntrereeun gets me-a mure-a cleecks! Fur vhetefer reesun leeterelly vhu's leeke-a me-a hefe-a peuple-a leestee tu zeeur oopeeniun. Bork Bork Bork! Suny peeed me-a a LOT ooff muney. Bork Bork Bork!

>>8158734
So what is the point of fighting lesser enemies in a game without experience/levels? Surely they don't drop anything worthwhile

>>8158564

>the game that that turned a franchise into SERUS BITNIS game
>98 average

This game is the literal reason Saint's Row got huge

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>>8158641
>Remember the shitstorm these numale cucks made when Nintendo denied rumors you could play as a female link?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kqv34KlLs9o
Holy shit, that's it isn't it.

>Says Skyrim is his game of the year.
I haven't even played Zelda but I don't care for his opinion.

>>8158737
Well well well, if it isn't nintendo's own salt bae

>>8158716
Nothing that it won't recover from. Even cries of "muh bigotry" or "muh sjws" have died down in comparison to 2 - 3 years ago. Sure you have a couple outliers like Apollodown who threw a huge tantrum and removed all his Skyrim mods when Trump won the Presidency, but there's a reason why people like that are so notable now.

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>Zelda fans thinks weapons breaking is part of the difficulty

Just wait to pay for the DLC to play with increased difficulty

>>8158726
It isn't supposed to be a separate challenge, it's supposed to encourage you to vary your playstyle and adapt to the weapons you have and the enemies you're facing.

>>8158700
Nintenbros are more fragile than the swords in this game.

>>8158583

that's because everyone is playing it on Switch. The port. On Wii U and Cemu it is arguably bettter.

>>8158727
That actually sounds like a pretty rad concept. I haven't played BOTW so I can't say how they work it, but the idea of picking fights on more than just "will I die" sounds like some straight up Circle of Life shit.

>>8158745

>it's supposed to encourage you to vary your playstyle and adapt to the weapons you have and the enemies you're facing.
And what point is there if the enemies are all casual with single digit AI? It's needless padding and it would not hamper my experience if they removed it.

>>8158747
It's equally bad on the Wii U, it just drops to 20fps in different areas.

>>8158469
BotW's voice acting automatically disqualifies it from being 95+ anyway

It's just so aggressively bad
Playing on Mute is preferable. Blocking out ALL OTHER SOUNDS to avoid the voice acting is preferable.

Don't know about other languages though

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Even if you dislike Nintendo and Zelda the game is at least an 8/10
Kinda funny how all these negative reviews are coming out now that it's the top rated game on metacritic.

Almost like they are trying to get clicks for ads or something.

Once it's good enough to play on Cemu we PCbro's can give it a fair review

>>8158751
They really should have skipped out on voice acting alltogether, although I heard the Japanese voice acting is decent, but you will have to wait for Cemu to make BotW playable before we can experience that.

>>8158645

yeah because everyone LOVED Color Splash, Federation Force, and Star Fox Zero.

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>>8158752

>the game is at least an 8/10

>>8158726
There is barely even a story. It's always "go get these maguffins before Risky" or something similar. Just excuses to explore the world.

>People are realizing HZD is actually better than Blown of the Wild after a complete and objective review.

NINTENDRONES ON SUICIDE WATCH AGAIN

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>>8158756
Yeah
Number one
That's terror

>>8158755
NOT first party games made by Nintendo

I only played Star Fox Zero out of those and it deserves a worse score than it got

>>8158757

Every 5 minutes there's a text heavy cutscene because Shantae can't shut her mouth. I'd hardly call that "barely a story".

>>8158758
I played both.
Horizon is really really by the numbers. It's boring after the WOW GIANT ROBOTS thing turns into "fuck off, I'm sick of killing these fuckers"

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>>8158726
>>8158736
>>8158761
Oh god can we fucking PLEASE ban ACfag already?! Or at least provide a way to filter his drivel?

>>8158722

false equivalent

Majora's Mask wasn't built around the weapon degradation system. At least I can punch fuckheaps as a goron in MM.

>>8158763
Hi.

As one of the last remaining Armored Core fans, I am sorry our series spawned an autist like him.

We just don't want From to forget us.

>>8158764
Pretty amazing how a zelda game from 17 years ago has more fun and interesting combat than one from this year

>>8158732

>BWAUK WEAPON DURABILITY IS BAD BWAUK

quit mimicing Jim's review you pleb

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>>8158767
Remember at the start of the game and you chased after Skullkid and suddenly you were doing midair flips/cartwheels? Blew my mind

>>8158768
Meant for >>8158766

>>8158744

>random Bokoblins throwing their shitty clubs at you can already one shot you from full health
>make it harder

Now I know that DLC difficulty spike isn't just going to be "limit hearts, you deal less, enemies deal more" bullshit.

>>8158763

>stop having different opinions

You're not gonna DDOS my website too, are you?

>>8158770
We will see, but I doubt it will be anything more than weapons having less durability and deal less damage

>>8158749

>why can't I just mow through all these enemies with my unbreakable +70 Dildo Sword?

Weapon durability is cancer in every game, only Diablo games is the one who makes it right

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>>8158667

>media that gives BotW a 6 giving HZD a 9+

REALLY fires up my almonds

seriously though, this is ridiculous (and I don't give a shit about metascore, even if 90+ still wasn't really hard to achieve and 96 was really absolute shit like you idiots want to push)

>>8158469
>Norwegian

Am I in the twilight zone?

>>8158773

Are you telling me that this would be the case without weapon durability? If so, your game has alot of other problems that it needs to sort out first.

Normally a GOOD game doesn't instantly fall to pieces when you remove one mechanic.

>>8158775
>I don't give a shit about metascore
>But I still do

>>8158700
He gave HZD a 95, how the fuck does he deserve any respect for giving Zelda a fucking 70? On any scale the game is not 70. It's at the very VERY least an 8.5. There's far too many things it gets right for it to be that low.

>>8158547
>98
>ugh, shit up guyz, jeez
>97
>HAHAHAHAHA! YES! ANOTHER BLUNDER!
This fucking site, man.

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>First 8.8
>Now 96

What's it like being a laughing stock, nintenbros?

>>8158778
>these individual websites scores are just silly
>96 is not a bad metascore
>also, I don't care that Zelda's metascore drops

>this means I care about metascore

what is this line of "logic" you're following?

>>8158779

>On any scale the game is not 70
Locking hard mode behind DLC, having enemies be braindead, 15 FPS if you're lucky, and bland unlikable characters with forced voice acting? You should be thankful he didn't rate it lower.

>>8158512
I kind of have to, living here and all.

>>8158517
you REALLY showed them! LMAO! 96, BLUNDER OF THE MILLENIA

>>8158779
>It's at the very VERY least an 8.5
In the mind of an autistic nintendo fan maybe. 7.0 is if anything too high and this is coming from someone who enjoyed the game. Subpar in too many aspects to be called anything more than "above average".

>>8158772

>weapons having less durability

I don't hate the system but ARE YOU INSANE?

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>>8158771
>thinks it's about opinions rather than incorrigible autism
The sign of a barely funcitional autist

>Expecting a game that never had voice acting to suddenly have atrociously bad voice acting and weapon breaking to have as good a score Ocarina of Time on Metacritic

If only these weren't in the game it could

>>8158781
Yeah man, 96 is such a bad score bro, totally (pffffffhahahahaha)

>>8158787
What else are they gonna do on the increased difficulty?

I SERIOUSLY doubt they're gonna go and give monsters better AI and new abilities

>>8158786
Yes yes we get it, you like being contrary for contrary's sake and disliking what other people enjoy. Go back to your cave troglodyte.

>>8158783
Still better than Press X to Smash the Patriarchy.

>>8158783

>doesn't give real criticism and just fires off the usual shitposter ammo

it's okay anon. we understand your mommy was too poor to give a new console

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>>8158649
>>8158650
>The world design is great and packed with content, theres always something going on it the world just a quick run away from you. even fields that are seem like nothing but grass hide critters and rupees in them when cut down.
>There are so many options with combat it's insane you can tie a bomb to a balloon and blow it towards you enemies, set up your own campfire and abuse the slow mo arrow shots, throw your weapon that's about to break at the enemy and pick up the one that they droped as a result and finish them off.
>all the enemies and wildlife behave so real and have personality. Bokoblins and moblins are dumb and goofy, if a moblin doesnt have a weapon it will pick up a bokoblin and throw it at you, Lizafos are so fast and reactive you hit them so hard they fly into the the water and immediately start swimming and shooting water at you like a classic zora and lynels are like trained honorable warriors that will stand off with you swap its weapons as you swap yours and will leave you be if you back off.etc...
>The shrines are all amazingly designed and let you solve puzzles your way unlike the one in the previous games which all have to be done a certain way, you can dodge those swinging spike balls while holding an orb that slows you down or (if your were smart enough) you would just wrap them around the pole they are connected to and make the walk a breeze

>>8158788

>the guy who says it's ok to attack people for not liking Zelda is calling others autists

>>8158794
>>8158793

>15 FPS and day 1 DLC is now considered acceptable

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>>8158789
Pretty much this

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Why are these idiot Zelda hyper-autismos going after Jim and his website when that's exactly what he wants? It feeds his victim mentality and he loves to be fed.

>>8158735
>implying framerate doesn't matter

Ya, okay.

Idgaf who you are, this game is a fucking 8 or 8.5. If it didn't have performance issues and minor glarely flaws, it would be a 9 or 9.5.

Anyone that's been playing it for more than a week every day would know that unless you are just that biased. The games good for sure but the 10/10 praise its been getting is total bullshit. It's as if reviewers got used to the constant trash games being released over the last few years and finally found one that they could sink hours into easily. The games mechanics and design choices make it easy for you to end up playing for hours a day while feeling you still haven't even scratched the surface.

When you take a step back and assess the game you realize there is some repetition to it.

For those of you who give the game a perfect 10, what honestly makes it a masterpiece? Serious question, I want to see how everyone views the game.

>>8158794
Calling out other people shitposting, then shitposting yourself.
kys

>>8158795

>The world design is great and packed with content

I JUST told you, I don't want to hear opinions. What might be "great" to you might be resoundingly boring to me.

Time to replay OoT, since this isn't as good as that game anyway

>>8158690
>immortal npcs that dont even react to having and arrow shot at they're face
>the arrow just floats there for a few seconds and can't even collect it

>>8158761
I don't think you've played a Shantae game before.

>>8158638
Isn't giving a game a lower score because of the sex of the protagonist sexist?

If a game has mostly good points but some bad like brittle weapons and archaic inventory systems then it's only fair to say it not deserving of a perfect score and one more like a 7 or 8.

>>8158484
Anybody that gives Zelda a 9 or 10 with the performance issues the game has is out of their fucking mind.

>>8158792
Name one aspect of Breath Of The Wild that is objectively above average by the standards of 2017 video games. They don't even have the saving grace of great art design and music this time around, which are what they usually get by on. Graphics shit, performance shit, combat simplistic, empty map. Enjoy it all you want but don't act as though anybody is somehow objectively wrong for calling it mediocre.

>>8158808
Ayyyyyy I'm glad I'm not the only one that believes this.

>>8158800
There are over 50 pro reviewers giving it a perfect score, while under 5 of them gave it a score under 80 and the nintendo fans start to meltdown.
Are they seriously mentally retarded?

>>8158791

>I SERIOUSLY doubt they're gonna go and give monsters better AI and new abilities

the game has the power to inexplicablely strip you naked and leave you stranded on an island until you either die or do what it wants you to do. you think it would be hard to make monster immune to arrows outside of headshots, resist elements, etc? Lynals already proved they have algorithms for JUST taking out a certain weapon against them. People are only cheesing them because of Flurry Rush abuse. What happens when you take that away?

>>8158805

Started at Risky's Revenge. It made games like Fez and Undertale look good in comparison.

>>8158810
Like, I love the game, spending way too much time playing it.
But holy fuck it runs like shit.

>>8158804
Why would an immortal give a fuck when they are shot in the face?

>>8158469
Mein Neger

man what a bunch of pissed off nintenbros ninten? drone? nintenbro!

4chan is weird.

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>Expecting a game that never had voice acting to suddenly have atrociously bad voice acting and weapon breaking to have as good a score Ocarina of Time on Metacritic

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>Nostalgia as currency