ERP Thread Monday Tsunday Edition or alternatively Translating

>>8152956
>instant loss
muh

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>>8152966
You sir; are my sibling of African american decent.

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>>8152954
(Centorea)
>Kirito gave his handiwork the once over, feeling a sense of pride for managing to pull of something so miraculous as creating a large carrot cake with merely a one in Cooking. Somewhere, anime fans were raging and ready to accuse the writer of Mary Sue and Dues Ex Machine. But, such things were of no concern to Kirito. What was a concern was how it tasted. A finger slide up against the frosting and the boy stuck it into his mouth. ....and it wasn't bad. A culinary expert would've obviously been able to harness the flavours of every ingredient to create a true S-Class cake but this one was passable.

It's carrot because I know it's your favourite. I gotta know these things as guild leader. I gotta attend to the needs of my meatshiel-I mean valued members of The Kirito Is Always Right Foundation. So, go ahead. Dig in. Itadakimasu, bone apple tea and all that, right?

>>8152955 (Scanty)
>The anon watched as the demon stripped the rest of her clothing, admiring her nude figure. Her pink face of embarrassment was really the icing on the cake. He took a step forward, and without any warning, he slid his finger up her stomach, scanning her body for a grueling amount of time before stepping back.
Very impressive. But you're far from done. Next, I want you to unzip my pants and pull out my cock. I'm sure he'd be happy to see you~
>He teased her, still grinning wide. He rocked his hips just a little, as if to urge her on. He really wasn't holding back at all! When he said total control he meant TOTAL control.

>>8152956
>>8152966
>>8152980
Sounds pretty hot, actually

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>>8152954
(centorea)
...?
>Alex beams happily at her new centaur gal-pal
But I am a normal pony? Oh! Yeah, I guess it ain't normal for ya', huh? Being a centaur and all. But for me, a pony has two legs and two arms! And, hopefully, a nice butt too!
>The girl happily flexes for her friend, showing off her "normal" amount of "normal" limbs.
...Ya' a knight?! How cool is that?! Do ya', like, use a sword and all that? Do ya' fight monsters and save maidens... or, um, princes? Man, I always wanted to be a knight!

>>8152963
h o n k

>>8152848
(Kirito)
NOT into trafficking?! Then why did you buy a perfectly good centaur as a SLAVE! Man, you're no cool anti-hero like I THOUGHT you were! You're just.... just another bad guy!
You're even worse than Shadow the Hedgehog! Y-you're basically the Shadow the Hedgehog of Sword Art Online!

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>>8153000
>Scanty bit her lip as the anon ordered her to unzip his pants. She moved her hand down to the zipper of his pants, hesitating for a second, thinking really hard about if she should actually do this. Sure on one hand she gets his trust...but on the other hand she loses her dignity; oh whatever, her dignity is a small price to pay for her devious plans! She takes a deep breath and quickly unzips the anons pants, letting the cock just kind of slip through the hole in his pants. The demon almost jumps a foot in the air! the thing was...pretty big actually, certainly bigger then what she was expecting; this of course only made her face turn an even brighter shade of pink as she gently rests the palm of her hand on the things base.
Th-There...now I think I can put two and two together...
>Just touching it made her shiver, she couldn't possibly imagine getting down on her knees and actually giving the guy what he wants...so she decides just to stave off the inevitable by stalling like a motherfucker! truly her forefathers would be proud of her.

>>8153004
(Instant loss is some hot shit, especially if its with a character that's super duper haughty and stuck up.)

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>>8153021
I... I'm sorry but was that supposed to be an insult? Because I'm taking it as a compliment. Who'd even want to be the Sonic of SAO anyway?

>>8153033
Owain. I mean, he's actually PLAYED as Sonic before; who else fits the bill better?

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Would you?

>>8153033
Heh.. Shows how awful your taste is. Next to Tails, Shadow the Hedgehog is the WORST Sonic character. All Shadow does is nothing. He's not even as fast as Sonic because he has to use JET SHOES. How lame is that?!

>>8153041
Probably. I'm excessively lonely and desperate

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>>8153038
I dunno. Him, I guess. Does that make that cat thief who's always chasing him around Professor Potatohead?

>>8153042
What, you don't think jet shoes are the coolest in footwear you can own? Normal shoes are for plebs. You are sounding like a pleb with every word you speak, by the way. Are you proud of your tastes?

>>8153041
absolutely

>>8153041
>3D
>PD
>probably a jewess
>didn't see the dick from the thumbnail and only saw the tophalf before getting to this line
>god awful red heels with black dress
>tranny

>>8153041
Yes, I would love to suck her cock and balls dry.

>>8153051
I'd rather be NATURALLY fast instead of some LOSER relying on other things to make me even DECENT. Which describes YOU to a T

AND JUST YOU KNOW... that T is in ALL MEGA CAPS if it just wasn't one letter...

>>8153031
>Anon gasped as she slowly unzipped his pants, watching her become even more embarrassed from the sight of it. He grunted softly as she placed her hand on the base, her body was hot. Literally. It was probably because she was a demon. Thankfully, he wasn't enough to burn him. When she stood there doing nothing, instead of annoying him like she wanted, he took it as a sign of obedience. After all, he had the control, so only he was allowed to tell her to go any further.
Good, I'm glad you didn't rush ahead. Now, kneel down, and slowly stroke it.

>>8153051
Well, I mean Chat's as pathetic as Robotnik, yeah...

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>>8153063
Wow, ALL MEGA CAPS. You really mean business, don't you? You must be something hardcore then. Alright, Mr. Tough Guy, what's your favourite Sonic character? It's Sonic isn't it. I bet it's Sonic. Or Knuckles. Everybody likes Knuckles.

>>8153074
They're just having a couple's spat in the official ERP Online forums and dragging out in the game itself. It's kind of silly. Who does that make everyone else though?

>>8153084
Uhh... shit, I'unno. What's Amy, Tails, Silver, and all those other insignificant background guys to Shadow and Sonic?

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>>8153073
>Being the stand up person she was, she did as she was told. She kneel'd down. upon taking a deep breath she does exactly as the anon instructed, she moved her hand to the base and proceeded to firmly grasp his cock. of course being only a hairs length away from the thing made her sick to her stomach...but she kept on trucking on; you gotta give it to her, her resolve to get what she wants is kind of impressive. Her grip tightens for a moment before she lets out a sigh and begins actually stroking the thing, letting her hand glide to-and-fro. It was painfully obvious that she doesn't do this a lot as her form was somewhat sloppy, but the girl was trying, she was trying her goshdarn hardest her. She even leans in a bit, going against her own will and taking a big o'll whiff of the dong...instantly regretting the decision and she tries to hold herself back from darting her head a mile back, deciding to act further on that action ,she gives the head of the cock a little lick, flicking it with her extra long demonic tongue, trailing the muscle across the head, basically covering the whole thing before her tongue does quite the flicking motion and recedes back into her mouth.
There...are you happy now? I'm guessing you want me to do this until you 'burst', correct?

>>8153084
Of course it's SONIC. Have you HEARD City Escape?!

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>>8153089
I'm saying that if Owain is Sonic and I'm Shadow, who does that make other ERP Online players if we're all being compared to Sonic characters?

>>8153095
That's not even his theme song, you know that right? His theme song is It Doesn't Matter which doesn't hold up to Throw It All Away.

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>>8152963
Hoonnk......ZzzzZZzzzz

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>>8152974
H-Have a nice day, citizen...?

>>8152989
Carrot? My favorite? Pff! Please don't stereotype me in such a way! H-Haha...
>She wipes a bead of sweat from her brow and glances to the side nervously.
A-Anyways! Allow me to judge this for myself.
>Centorea produces a fork and knife from....somewhere and cuts herself a small slice. She tries to look calm and collected as she quickly shovels the slice into her mouth and chews. Her reaction is about as one would expect from her.
Mmh! This is...! A-Ahem. This is satisfactory. I accept thine apology.

>>8153005
I... I see...
>Centorea says slightly confused at Alex's bizarre anatomy. Well, there were certainly a large variety of extraspecies people so something like this isn't unheard of.
Yes, I keep my sword with me where ever I go. I, er, haven't fought any monsters or saved anyone yet... but I have upheld the law! I am sure it is not too late to become one!

>>8153105
>Honks your butt.

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Come on..

>>8153093
>Anon groaned as the demon started to gently stroke his throbbing member. He looked down at her, smiling, although this smile was slightly more genuine. Anon placed his hand on her head, playing with her soft hair. He was tempted to scold her by disobeying his orders by licking the crown of his cock a little lick, but it felt so good that he decided to give her a pass.
Fuck, that feels nice... But not quite, demon. Now, you got to suck on it. And don't you dare bite.

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>>8153113

>>8153095
Drummond Sonic is alright, but Jason Griffith is best Sonic.
Also City Escape is pretty overrated. Metal Harbour and Pyramid Cave are better tracks IMO.
>>8153104
I unironically think All Hail Shadow is better than Throw it all away.

>>8153104
Listen here, you androgyne-looking fruit; do I LOOK like I know enough about the lore (if you can even call it that) of Sonic to actually draw comparisons between its characters and your rival Online players?

That's what I thought.

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>>8153118
Su-Suck? Oh dear; alright Scanty...you can do this, you've been through worse.
>Scanty nods to herself before clasping her lips down on the anons crown, wincing a bit before letting he head slide down the shaft, the thing goes down her throat quite nicely, although it doesn't go down all the way, thanks to Scanty's own gag reflex, at least it gets half way. Scanty pulls her head back and pops her head off for a second to get a breath of fresh air, before taking in a couple deep breaths and thrusting herself back down on the cock, making it half way again, before trailing her head back, but this time; instead of popping off, she actually just jutted her head back down! she let out a little yelp as she feels the thing tap the back of her throat...jeez, it wasn't even all the way in yet and Scanty was already acting like a baby! this girl was for sure new at this...she was completely new at this!

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>>8153106
Great, I'm glad we're all back to singing kumbayah and holding hands and all that. You can go ahead and eat that whole thing. Since I used a special set of ingredients it doesn't really have an expiration timer. Some cooking experts may argue that it's a waste of valuable cooking items but hey, they were just clogging up inventory space.

>Kirito sat down, watching Centorea enjoy her cake and hiding a soft smile behind a hand, pretending that he's in deep contemplation about something.

>>8153127
I Am (All of Me) > Chosen One > Supporting Me > Never Turn Back > This Machine > Throw It All Away > Waking Up > Almost Dead

>>8153130
Wow, I take great offense to that. I might be an androgyne-looking fruit but at least I-... uh.... what was that third thing you said?

>>8153135
...You know enough about the lore of Sonic to actually draw comparisons between its characters and your rival Online players?

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>>8153120
O-oh, fuck thats my fetish alright.

>>8153131
>See just how nervous and sloppy she was doing, he could tell that she was inexperienced. And this only made him want to watch advantage of this. Slowly, he moved the hand on top to her head down, so it was behind her head. Then, without saying a word, he forced her down on his cock! He also made sure to hold her down, watching her panic from his sudden push. Once he thought she really needed to breathe, he pulled her hair back, letting her slide off his cock.
Well, how did that feel, slut?
>He asked, giving her that classic devious smirk once again.

>>8153135
>I Am (All Of Me)
You're okay.

>op pic is instant loss
best fetish
best paired with mating presses
good thread

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This thread is only 60% lewd. We are dangerously low on explicit activities

>>8153186
It’s dangerously late in the countries that are more relevant to ERP. Therefore is inevitable for explicit activities to drop even further.

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>>8153170
>Scanty was successfully pushed all the way down the anons cock! Her head rested snugly against his crotch...well it looked like it at least, she was internally screaming...oh and she couldn't breath; but I mean, is that really that much of a problem for a demon? apparently it is cause she was turning a little blue before the anon yanked her off. There was a line of spit connecting her to the cock as she popped her head off to get a breath. The poor girl was panting like a dog as she tried to catch her breath, oh boy; this was gonna be a long day, she could tell. She took in a deep breath before shooting a nasty look at the guy, did he really need to be such an asshole about it? Jesus, give a girl a break will you? She just kinda disapprovingly shakes her head before giving the head a little kiss and plunging back down on it...once again only really getting halfway, but it looks like she's trying to get further by herself! as she proceeds to push, and push, and push! slowly making more and more progress to the base! untillll, she eventually makes it! much to her own dismay...she could already tell that she hated this kind of thing, she couldn't breath, and good lord was it stuffy, but she kept her head there...well as long as she could really.

post songs

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>>8153211
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yzs9WSyZKTg&index=6&list=RDMMaJo_3B5-1uk
('s some comfy ass shit, homie.)

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(And so my eyes are beginning to shut of their own accord and my thought processes are slowing to a crawl, to the point where creating legible and understandable sentences is a struggle. Good night, all, anons, Centorea, Fi, etc.)

>>8153143
I probably could do that but I'm biased and would probably get a lot of things wrong. How did we even get to this point anyway?

>>8153186
>pats his sword on the head for doing a good job

>>8153211
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XKZJwqILLbk

>>8153211
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Gv0H-vPoDc

(Alex)

>>8153106
The law! That's good! Do ya' get any good stuff doing that? Like... cool fights and stuff? Or is it more like, ya' live in a palace with dashing knights? Ah! I wouldn't know what to do if I lived in a palace with a buncah cuties!
>Alex's excitement gets the better of her. Clasping Centorea's hands, she makes a passionate plea.
Centora?! C-can I be a knight?!

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>>8153211
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xdV_bzJgRxE

>>8153222
G'night, you dolt. And talk to me on Discord again, I miss your guts

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>>8153135
The whole thing? I don't think I could.... but I think I will. I-I haven't eaten all day is all.
>She said, at this point fooling herself more than anyone else. With a stern and no-nonsense face, she cut herself another slice and had at it. Her restrained faces of pure bliss were easy to see.

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>>8153211
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3OZU3fi08-o&list=PLXXOVRwolUMSVm2PyjLhgy3q7t--AjNhW&index=4&ab_channel=Greentopify

>>8153200
>The anon was starting to become impressed by how much she was starting to improve, giving her more gentle petting as a reward. However, he didn't plan on just stopping there. He had much more that he wanted to do. So, after a while, he let go of her hair.
Alright, that's enough. Now, I want you to turn around, and get on your hands and knees. I think it's time we go for the main event~
>He ordered her with a teasing tone of voice. He also twirled his finger around, as if to show her how urgent it was. He wasn't just going to cum in her mouth and be done with it! He wanted to fill her womb if he was going to possibly get his soul taken!

>>8153250
Cute horse

>>8153274
Is that a Jojo reference

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>>8153274
>Scanty pops the cock out of her mouth and just kinda stares at the anon for a moment before slowly realizing what he meant. The look of realization on her face was...for sure something! it was a face of despair! this wasn't something she wanted! no sir, not at all! Sure she and her sister have done some stuff with dildos but...Scanty wanted to save her REAL first time for her possible future husband; not some rando who she felt like she had to prove herself too! This was slowly getting out of hand for the demon...but she listened anyway. She gets on her hands and knees, sticking her ass up high in the air! she knew what he was getting at...although she didn't like it, it was really the only way to get shit done.
Fine...But you better make this quick! For the record, I am not okay with this!

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Oi, is this girl taken? I know Oreimo girls are kind of eh, but she's a pretty top tier chuuni

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>>8153211
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rbh4TngIO20

>>8153305
Not that I'm aware, no.

>>8153305
Nope. Never seen anyone play em, so you're free to do so.

>>8153305
No. But she is shit.

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Hello
Where are the lolis?

>>8153308
>Licks Ringo's tum

>>8153319
Fuck Off Mecha.

>>8153319
Is this a 「 Jojo 」 reference..?

>>8153305
>generic anime girl

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>>8153325
Life has many doors, Ed boy

>>8153322
>Mecha liking lolis

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>>8153312
>>8153313
Sounds good to me famalam. Expect her sometime in the next few days or so. I still have my reservations of making Rikka public, so I figured this is an okish compromise.

>>8153317
no u

>>8153321
>As ticklish as she is and how sensitive her tum is, Ringo still can't help but pass out in front of the anon

(sorry m8, it's like 7 am and I need to pass out for at least a few hours before an exam I have today)

>>8153160
Doesn't someone play this guy?

>>8153352
I think the Jun that rarely comes in the threads does

>>8153292
Silly demon, you don't have to enjoy good things to do them~
>He teased her once again a shit-eating grin all over his face. Her feeling dread as pure gold, and he loved every second of it. After all, demons were nothing more but monsters created to torture humanity, so it was gratifying to see at least one of them getting what it deserved. He placed his hands on the girl's red butt, giving it a little squeeze. Then, he slapped her, hard, showing no mercy for her bottom as he smacked both of her cheeks pink. Once he thought she had enough, he aligned his cock against her slit, rubbing his cock head against it as he took his sweet time. Once he thought she had enough, he forcefully jammed it inside her, letting a hot moan escape his lips. Her insides were way hotter than a normal human female's, but it felt great, and soon enough he started to thrust his hips.
Fuck, you feel great...

>>8153319
On discord, because we have a gwen ava now.

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>>8153211
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zcb1ZN7Jo_4

>>8153282
C-Can thou not use a better word to describe me?

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>>8153373
Oh shush it will you...just get it over with, this is mortifyin-
>before the poor girl could finish her sentence the anon just decided to puuush on in, the demon let out a pained little squeak as the anon shows no sign of remorse...ohhh man, this was not a good feeling. it seems as though she was a virgin! which surprised even herself actually; she though she broke her hymen thanks to her sister! But obviously she was wrong. The demon bit her lip as the anon relentlessly pumps away, not giving a single shit about Scanty or her feelings...which kinda hurt a bit, seeing as though he just took her first real time. She grips the floor to try and keep herself in place as the anon bucks away, his hips bucking against hers as she tries to keep herself in line...thankfully it was starting to feel a little good, it was still mortifying, obviously, but she supposes it doesn't feel horrible, it certainly feels better then the dildo that's for sure
HE-HEEY! Ng-Nghh...Ca-Careful! do-don't go so fast! I-I'm fragile!

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>>8153393
If they're not from here, I really couldn't care less.

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>>8153319
What are you looking at?

>>8153436
>Kissus the Cag.

>>8153436
GBF's best girl, obviously.

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>>8153453
Pffft at least you are not totally ''wrong''

>>8153443
NO kissus, they are prohibited

>>8153409
>Anon completely ignores her request, still going at the same speed as before. She had to remember that he had total control, and that he called all the shots. It was actually a little ironic that the demon of all people was the one getting screwed over because of a shady deal. He gave her ass a few more hard slaps just for good measure, loving her reaction. He even started to speed up, and got yet another brilliant idea. He moved his hands of of her bottom, and instead held on tight to her horns, using them as handlebars to hold him steady from his rough sex.
Mnf... I have think I'm going to cum soon...

>>8153474
>Fists uncle Cag

>>8153474
'Course not. Cag a best, and deserves kissu+cuddles x100

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>>8153454
>tfw no poison ivy ava

>>8153474
>Kissus the Cag some more.

>>8153489
>tfw Jinx wants to pick her up

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>>8153482
>Scanty bites her lip as the anon just refuses to relent! She just kinda sits there and takes it, letting out a couple little yelps and gasps as he just pounds away! truth be told she kinda didn't know what to do...she's never been in this kind of situation before, so all she could really do was make cute faces and yelp; I mean sure, she could overpower the guy easily, but she's trying to convince him that she's harmless, not the exact opposite! also being a sexual predator would look pretty bad on her permanent record, in fact it would look horrible! she'd doubt that anyone would even hire her! I mean seriously, who the hell hires sexual predators? I mean really, who does that? After she hears him say that, she jolts her head back, her face being a bright pink.
Pu-Pull out or something! A-At least humor me heeerreee!

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>>8153483
>Cag turns around and covers her butt as soon as he tries to fists her.
What the hell are you doing? That's off limits.

>>8153488
While I do a agree that I am the best, I don't think that I should have kissus and cuddles and not by ugly, smelly men.

>>8153491
I told you that they are prohibited! You must cease your action or... or else.

>>8153548
I-I'm not smelly...

>>8153548
>Curious to see what the alchemist has in store for him, the anon lowers his lips then plants them gently atop Cagliostro's nose, keeping there for a couple seconds before parting.

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>>8153537
No sir, I don't like it one bit.

Morning hours who up?

>>8153599
Nobody.

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>>8153454
I would totally pick her, she was my first childhood crush, and using poison, aphrodisiacs and vines sadistically is of course lots of fun, deathly kisses are on the menu as well.
Part of me also doesn't want to do it because I want Boco to fuck off from my avas already and I know he is really fucking fond of Poison Ivy.

And speaking of Boco,
>See, I only say that because I truly, truly hate Amy Rose. So, so much. Reply to me or not, I really don't care. It brings me pleasure to see her suffer. I couldn't care less if you want to keep going or not, I do it because it brings me pleasure.

Jeasus, why all the good stuff happens when I'm sleeping.

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>>8153569
All men are smelly, I don't think you are an exception. Are you?

>>8153573
>Upon seeing the anon leaning towards her to plant his lips on her nose, she tilts her body back but with no avail. The gentle kiss lasted a brief moment. During those seconds, she raises her hand ready to slap him but she decides to stop and instead, her expression changes to a smug smile.
I know that nobody can resist my beauty and this is just another example. Consider yourself lucky, man.

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>>8153599
Well; since it is three in the morning I don't have much of a choice.

>>8153523
>He doesn't say a word, purposefully keeping his mouth shut to plant the idea that he was definitely going to cum inside of her. He sped up the bucking of his hips, slamming his thick prick hard up against her womb's entrance. He really gave it his all! He really wanted to show her just how dead serious he was. Of course, her velvet red walls felt amazing around his cock, massing every inch of it amazingly. Soon enough, he couldn't hold back his climax any more, fucking her a few more hard thrusts.
I'm... C-cumming!
>Wait, what was he doing? Oh shit, the deceiver just got deceived! In a sudden turn of events, he quickly pulled out of her in the last few seconds. He then spurts out hot ropes of cum all over her, some on her butt, some on her back, even some in her hair! He coated the poor demon in his semen, pairing her red body white. Once he was done, he was exhausted, panting pretty heavily as slipped his cock back into his underwear and zipped his pants. He looked down at the demon, giving her that same old grin.
How did it feel to be on the receiving end?

>>8153611
I wouldn't say an exception, I just think I'm nowhere near as bad as you claim, Cag-San.

>>8153608
Are you drunk?

>>8153608
Does he constantly post at you, or something?

>>8153630
They beg Junko for kisses alot, even more now that they use that succubus

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>>8153636
I really wish boco and chat would just die. No memes, no ironic hate. I just want them gone. Forever.

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>>8153628
Nope.
>>8153630
90% of the time. On top of that, I've been dealing with Boco for 3+ years. Believe it or not, once upon a time Boco was fucking disgusted of ERP, every time I would ERP back on /v/ he would enter the thread and shitpost me to death because ERPing is gay and everything. No idea what made him change his mind, Morrigan probably seduced him.

>>8153611
>After seeing the smug grin on the alchemist's face and hearing her response to it, the anon gives off a warm smile of his own, and gazes down at her.
You're completely right, Cagliostro. I've yet to see anyone as fair or as cute as you, so it is a blessing to me that my lips were even able to grace your skin! May I give you just one last kiss?

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>>8153623
>Scanty shivers and jolts as she feels the hot strings of jizz cover her butt and back, the demon couldn't but but groan as she face plants into the ground. She rubs her face around for a couple seconds before lifting herself up. In no time at all she's glaring daggers at the guy...oh man, if looks could fucking kill that'd guy be Swiss goddamn cheese.
There! Did I prove my point? I'm a woman of my word, I even stood still as you violated my...my...SPECIAL PLACE! Ev-Even though I was saving that!

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>>8153608
Last night was all sort of fun. Good and bad.

>>8153645
>3+ years
jeasus

>>8153645
And now Morrigan won't roleplay with him anymore, that's hilarious.

>>8153645
>Erping on a blue board
How?

>>8153662
With a lot of ip changes

>>8153645
Remember that Morrigan forced Boco to ERP with her and that's why he's here. Because he followed her steps to this place after doing ERP

>>8153670
>followed
Stalked*

>>8153662
Very carefully and with a bit of evasion

Ok I was sleeping so I've miss something.
What is with Boco and Amy Rose?

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I'm glad everyone got to see how much of a shitposter boco really is yesterday, so they could finally shut the fuck up about him being harmless, because he isn't.

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>>8153670
Don't blame Morrigan for this, it's Boco the retard. That's the same as blaming DMG for Paul.
>>8153662
Contrary to popular belief, I actually didn't have to ban evade much back in the day, mods just couldn't care, I ERPed for 11 hours straight on /v/ once.

>>8153684
We blame DMG for Paul.

>>8153687
>We

>>8153653
Well...
>The anon paused for a moment, but really only to piss her off further. He scanned her body once again, which was totally dirtied by his cum. He honestly wished he had brought a camera- Oh wait, he had his phone!
Just a sec...
>The anon quickly pulled out his smart phone from his jean's pockets, snapping a few quick pics of her before putting it away.
Totally saving these for later.
Don't worry, I'm not going to black mail you. Not a total monster...
Oh, right, proving your point...
Sure. I mean, you let me break your hymen, so..... I'd say that's pretty damn nice. I don't think even regular women would be okay with that.

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>>8153682
The dude's always been pure cancer, I'm legit surprised it took most people THIS long to notice that. I'm deeply disappointed that anyone at all thought he was harmless and or cute.

>>8153680
Apparently everytime Luffy posts their card Boco abuse posts at the Amy, so Luffy finally told them to fuck off for it
But instead of shutting up Boco went full edge

>>8153687
It's different in that case, because I dislike dmg, and their little relationship was like taking a shit on the dinner table.

>>8153693
ARE

>>8153684
DMG encouraged Paul though. Morrigan doesn't speak to Boco at all outside of the thread.

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>>8153662
You need to take care of your images and you're gold. Most of the times most won't bother with you but If they ban you, you can ban evade. In the past what I did after a ban or after the thread died, I used to post on ghost mode inside of the archives. For some reason doing ERP without images was very, very hot.

And there's something very special and excited about doing ERP on a blue board or a random place... Catching anons by surprise, giving them a boner and the urge to masturbate is a bliss.

Iowa

>>8153697
>there's people on /co/ who only ironically hate him, without knowing just why people take a shit on him everywhere he goes
Im assuming some of them came here, because these retards went and defended him through thick and thin for his stupidity. Fucking newfags.

>>8153708
You a best, never let anyone, or even yourself, let you believe otherwise.

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>>8153708
>when you check the archives for something and come across erp
Only God knows just how much actually goes down in there

>>8153699
So He went full retarded?

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>>8153704
The bugsters

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>>8153695
>Scanty sighed before gathering up her clothes. She cocked her head towards the anon, just kinda scowling a bit...but at least he sorta trusts her. She slips her panties, and buckles up her skirt.
Mhm, good, I'm glad! Now maybe you've come to realize that not all demons are necessarily bad; or at least I hope you've realized that stereotypes; although they exist for a reason, aren't quite the norm!

>>8153244
Forgive me! I completely forgot to reply to this! Such a shameful mistake... and now I am about to sleep... I am a disgrace!
>Centorea

>>8153714
This shit honestly deserves to haunt him. I hope he never lives this down.

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>>8153708
>excited
That's supposed to be exciting.

>>8153718
It feels good to be appreciated but I know that I'm not the best.

>>8153721
It happened more than once. Some people used to shitpost me inside of the archives and other anons were there masturbating like madmans while I was working on other's dicks.

>>8153745
At least more people know, and that's all I could ask for. The faggot deserves no asylum.

>>8153756
Even if not the absolute best, you're still great. Also no more lewd stories, my dick can't handle another session.

>>8153758
No Mercy!

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>>8153768

>>8153735
Well... I certainly learned one thing...
>Anon paused once again, looking down as he put on a sad face. After a while, he looked back up, and continued.
That they're pretty fucking desperate! I mean, fucking some dude just to prove a point? I should abuse this!
>Anon clearly didn't care about what she wanted to prove to him to begin with. Instead, he now had a way to get back at some demons!
See you, bitch!
>Anon then quickly ran off, making Scanty feel like a complete twat for being rused by a lowly human of all thins.

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>>8153779
>Scanty did in fact feel like a fucking twat. She slaps herself for being such an idiot. She ruffles her hair and proceeds to stomp around like a idiot.
GOD! DAAAAAM--Ah-Ah...no-nononono...I must watch my language. That...horrible person! I swear to the lord of hell himself that I'll get him back! I'LL MAKE HIM REGRET EVER SCREWING ME OVER!
>The demon was...safe to say, rightly pissed, she was gonna find that anon, and give him a piece of her unholy mind!

>>8153680
>>8153699
I mean, I don't like Amy either, because she ranges from annoying to bland. But she's not nearly unlikeable enough to warrant that kinda response.

>>8153797
(I really hope you enjoyed that. I don't usually play asshole characters, and I didn't plan for it to turn out the way it did. But I had a lot of fun with it.)

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>>8153815
(Yeah, that was pretty goshdarn fun, anon. Glad you enjoyed it. I hope we can do something like this again in the future; this time with the anon on the receiving ends of things, cause god knows Hatesex is best sex.)

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>>8153708
>tfw realizing you probably ERP'd with Morrigan in the archives at least once
Small world.

>>8153823
>Kissus the panda

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(Sorry, It's pretty late and I just realized. I might play Cagliostro. It seems like a pretty interesting character but I'll only play it If anons want to play with me. My apologies and good night, this is my last reply.)

>>8153626
The only thing that you can do is prove it. However I have to go, maybe you'll be lucky to gaze upon my body once again.

>>8153652
>Hearing the words of anon, her cheeky and bratty smile only widens.
You won't be able to find someone as cute as me, ever. You'll have to actually use dark magic to achieve that, because It's impossible. And even they, It won't be the same as me, I am unique.

You may give me one last kiss If you really, really want but this will be the last peck that I'm going to let you plant upon my perfect skin, however... You can look at me and masturbate If you really feel like it but without touching

>>8153820
(I'd enjoy that. Hatesex isn't something I get to do often, but it would be fun to do. See you Treat! I think!)

>>8153802
Half of the Characters used here are from games or anime I don’t like, but I don’t punch them in the face every time. I simply ignore them. Especially since behind the Characters there is a person who is not in any way related to them. I don’t want to piss off Jiro just because I don’t like Kirito for Merin’s sake.

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>>8153833
(Yeah; you got it. See you around, anon.)

So we just died huh?

>>8153975
Cag is gone, I don't have a reason to live.

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>>8153975
It seems so. Oh well, you'll just have to play the waiting game is all.

>>8153987
I want to explode in that ass.

>>8153987
Megumin best konosuba

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>>8153975
You know what time it is? Futa orc dead hours time.

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>>8153975
We're in a constant state of undeath

>>8154010
No.

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>>8154043
Yes.

>>8154010
I'm tempted to make some joke about an orc needing to come by when its ded to stop themselves from raping anyone

>>8154062
Hey, that's pretty clever actually.

>>8154010
Hot!

Any buff anime dudes here to suck off this morning?

>>8154054
Neat, I was wondering if you had more pics than those two
Post the protein shake one

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>>8154119
>Uno Makoto
Good taste.

>>8154151
Might start a business selling these.

Reminder to gas all futas except Sponty and FP

>>8154170
Thanks, I was trying to remember her name, too
>business
What are you gonna do when people start to realise it's too thick to swallow?

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>>8154195
>FP
Sponty is one thing, but Zhali? Golly anon, you degenerate

>>8154205
I meant FP as in the player

>>8154205
Maki ava when?

>>8154198
Probably not for the type of degenerates that are frequent here.

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Everything can be hacked... And everyone

>>8154228
Yes.

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>>8154228
But can you hack as fast as this man right here? He is truly one of the best hackers I have ever seen.

Whatever happened to Jakuri?

>>8154238
>Jakuri
They left.

>>8154238
Came here as Annie and sucked some dick. Think they were deciding to play as another character, but I don't know.

>>8154244
>>8154245

They were here just a few days ago, though

Yog-Sothoth knows the gate. Yog-Sothoth is the gate. Yog-Sothoth is the key and guardian of the gate. Past, present, future, all are one in Yog-Sothoth. He knows where the Old Ones broke through of old, and where They shall break through again. He knows where They have trod earth's fields, and where They still tread them, and why no one can behold Them as They tread.

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>>8154249
Legend says if you claim to have an uncut cock in need of a petite girls mouth she might show up. Like the bloody mary of blowjobs

>>8154249
Just ask the fucking loli poster.

>>8154256
Fuck Off Lupin.

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>>8154257
What do I have to do with anything?

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>>8154237
Best =/= Fast

But yeah the answer is yes. Actually, I can hack everything on that gif by only pushing a few buttons thanks to my augments.

>>8154235
Si.

>>8154256
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6iaR3WO71j4

>>8154265
Oui.

>>8154266
I love you

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>>8154268

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>>8154266
Out dated meme's senpai

>>8154276
Pfft. I wanted to post ''Ja'' in this post.

>>8154280
>Out dated
>Implying the only reason you're not still doing this shit is because you forced out of the circle of jerking

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>>8154293
I was an idiot who did what someone wanted me to because they wanted me to. I was stupid and it was an awful decision, besides apparently I made Virra's life a living hell until the shit all went down.

>>8154287
ένας

>>8154272
I love you too, anon.

>>8154316
>>8154272
Make out

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>>8154309
...You're possessed by the devil.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zalndXdxriI

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>>8154228
>Mei turns around hearing spanish nonsense, the spanish bitch getting out of stealth behind her and immediately start spraying her with cold ice with a worried look.
Freeze!

>>8154325
>ywn cum between Mei's Meis during a crazy blizzard to keep warm

>>8154321
Maybe I've been hacked.

>>8154325
Mei body is like the body of an ancient Goddess and I want to properly worship her.

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>>8154325
Acck, basta! What are you doing, fat pig?
>Sombra actives her translocator which conventionally threw on top of a box out of reach of Mei's cold gun.
Na na nanana, you can't reach me now. Have you heard about the buffs on the PTR? I'll make you fart with my gun once they decide to apply the patch live.

>>8154332
That'll be scary because I haven't tried to hack you right now.

POST BUTTS

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>>8154371

>>8154361
I don’t know, the Chinese hack everything nowadays. And let’s not forget all that Russian experiment on the Orbital Mind Control Laser. How can you claim to be the only one able to hack everything in this day and age?

>>8154375
9/10
Great, but could be better.

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>>8154371

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>>8154371

>>8154375
What sombra player are you?

Are you the real /d/ one or just the normal one.

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>>8154361
>Mei puffs her cheeks in annoyance when Sombra uses her translocator to get away.
Mmph..I'll get you!

>Uses her left hand to turn a valve thingy to let her ice gun create an ice wall just to block Sombra for a bit.

>>8153041
No. Futa is good in 2d only.

>>8154413
>futa
>good at all

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>>8154380

>>8153537
>this will never happen to you
Feels bad

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>>8154378
I'm very confident that whatever was the thing that can hack you, I can hack him/them. I am the best hacker in the world and we all know it.

>>8154379
I guess so
>Hacks your score up to ten.
Ohh loook, It's perfect now.

>>8154402
I don't know who's the /d/ one or the normal one but I can tell you that once I did ERP with JetStream Sam

>>8154406
>Sombra laughs at the vain attempt to block her instead of using the wall to climb up there and freeze her.
I see that your brain has been moved to your ass, fat whore.
>Uses her stealth once again and runs around the ice wall just to climb on another box.
Na na nanana. You can't even move.

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>>8154419
Hey, Hey; you can't impregnate a plant-- or maybe you can, who knows really?

>>8154434
Well I can certainly try! For science!

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>>8154439
Yeeeaah! For science or sooomething!

>>8154442
Well then, let's do it!

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>>8154433
Grr..I'll get you for calling me fat!
>Out of frustration Mei starts shooting out icicles at the spanish bitch, aiming for her head to get that sweet headshot bonus.

>>8154433
We? I don’t know it. I don’t know who you are and I don’t know how legit your claims are. Sure you can be the best hacker in your neighborhood. You can be the best in your country. But the world? And which world even? No little missy, I don’t believe you. I’m not even sure you exist. For all we know my brain has been hacked and this entire conversation is nothing but a delusion.
I’m going to sit down there and wait for my brain to reset itself. Have a nice day miss Delusion. You are a quite dazzling illusion if nothing else.

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>>8154449
Huh? OH RIGHT! The fucking and the cumming and the filling up...Yeeeaaah, I'm gunna need a crash course on that.

>>8154473
Oh. Well, uh. First, you gotta be completely nude!

>>8154482
>>8154473
>>8154449
>>8154442
Quality RP right there folks

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>>8154482
>Prea takes a notepad from seemingly nowhere and just starts writing things down.
Uh-huh, uh-huh...gotta be naked'n stuff...what else? come on, there's gotta be more right?

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>>8154433
That was a fun time.

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>>8154463
I can simply demonstrate my claims by hacking everything that you can think of. I don't have a limit. And shake that thought out of your head, I'm not a delusion, chico. I am standing right here in front of you.

I'd love to show you my skill but right now I have duties, see you later anon.

>>8154462
>Every shot barely misses her body and she takes every opportunity to mock her.
Pfftt you can't even aim right. Y'know, I'd like to keep playing with you and I don't know, maybe fuck your ass with one of my toys but I have something to do right now. I'll be back though and I'll fuck that ass.
>With those words, Sombra uses her stealth once again and vanishes.

>>8154514
It was fun, I really liked it. See ya later, big boy.

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>>8154485

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Good night, /erp/. Please look out for the lolis in my absence.

>>8154560
Don't worry, they're in good hands. Naito loli anon.

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>>8154560
I'll take good care of them

>>8154560
Fuck Off Degenerate.

>>8154573
Kill yourself, chat.

>>8154579
Fuck Off Boco.

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>Prea reminds me that TheBoogie is a thing
>TheBoogie reminds me that Zeena is a thing
>tfw no Zeena ava because Sonic avas tend to start shit
It's a bad feel

>>8154594
???

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>>8154589
>implying the two aren't on the same level
They should both take page from Adachi's book and fucking off themselves.

>>8154594
>tfw we can't have sonic avas or else everything will go to shit because of chat and boco

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>>8154600
>Chat
>even half as bad as Boco

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>>8154608
He played a part in making someone I rather enjoyed, leave. They're both autists, and they're both hindrances. The bottom line, is that they don't belong here, and I want them gone.

>>8154612
How could Chat make anyone leave? He's absolutely retarded but comically so.

>>8154612
Who did they force to leave?

>>8154623
You don't need brains to shitpost.

>>8154612
It's easy, really. If you want Boco gone all you have to do is chase morrigan away until she leaves

>>8154635
For the sake of humoring you with a (you), my response is that I love Morrigan. Fuck off, boco.

>>8154608
>Nerdraged when Owain wouldn't ERP as Sonic for him
>Source of the Jeasus meme, which he said is because he didn't want to "use the Lord's name in vain"
>Tried to force his gross ass fetishes on everyone (ASS MUSK)
>Autisted at people until at least one ended up leaving
>Cock-blocked people out of using some character by immediately replying in people's place using said character
>Sperged out in Discords when people tried to help him
>Can't take a fucking hint
>Attention whores constantly
>Shitposts constantly, yet does a very poor job at it

Chat is at least as bad if not worse.

>>8154635
But, I like Morrigan a lot

>>8154644
>>Cock-blocked people out of using some character by immediately replying in people's place using said character

What? When? How?

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>>8154571
Is leaving children around Balalaika really a good idea?

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>>8154644
>he didn't want to "use the lord's name in vain"
He's literally the Christian sonic image, personified, holy shit.

>>8154649
That slime girl thing. Like 2-3 other people besides him mentioned they wanted to use her, but couldn't because Chat immediately replied using her, and being really obnoxious about it too.

>Paul irrelevant
>Owain shitposting so boring no one wants to do it anymore
>Mecha not posting regularly anymore
>So desperate for a boogeyman you're falling back on Chat and Boco, the two most retarded beta cucks in the thread
jeasus

>>8154644
>because he didn't want to "use the Lord's name in vain"
I'm an atheist so maybe I'm not the most knowledgeable in matters of religion, but I'm pretty sure fucking other people is more heavily frowned upon in Christianity than taking the lord's name in vain.

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>>8154612
No argument here.

>>8154644
Okay I wasn't aware of half of that shit but /holy fuck/

>>8154652
No, but these days it's not their kneecaps they need to worry about getting popped if you catch my drift

>>8154664
They're polluting the threads.

You forgot your football meme gif

Also, putting things in greentext, doesn't automatically discredit others, you autist.

>>8154678
... Damn you sexy Balalaika.

>>8154644
The jeasus meme is one of the greatest things to hit the threads though.

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>>8154664
>Mecha not posting regularly anymore
Sorry about that but I can stop choking on his dick. He absolutely loves it, be happy for him

>>8154704
Sarcasm?

>>8154713
It's a shitposter that spawned from anybody and everybody talking shit about Mecha.

>>8154678
So the moral of the story is don't let Balalaika babysit your kids because she'll either murder or molest them. Got it.

>>8154678
These pics of Balala dressed in cute outfits almost feel like a trap

>>8154704
Go home memedream50

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>>8154683

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>>8154713
Not really. I misspelled ''can't'' by ''can''

>>8154718
Yep, to mecha's truck.

>>8154644
Please, please, please tell me somebody screencapped Chat saying he didn't want to use the lord's name in vain. I gotta see this shit.

>>8154704
who this?

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>>8154694
I shouldn't feel as good as I do hearing people say that.

>>8154717
Balalaika loves Balalolis yes

>>8154718
Why would it be a trap

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>>8154727
You don't have a chance to fuck me so it doesn't matter. I'm not an ava.

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Kurisu was the one with a truck.
I haven't even lewded in like a week.
I've been busy with Nier and watching Daredevil or work.
Jeasus.
I'm going to sleep.

>>8154726
https://desuarchive.org/trash/search/text/jeasus/page/17/
Knock yourself out, it's gotta be somewhere in there.

Keep in mind that this was all before he became a meme too, so every single of these early post is 100% genuine.

>>8154752
Man finally crawls his way out of stacks of giant sweaty tits
Nini

>>8154752
>Kissus the Kojima goodnight

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>>8154761
>jeasus christtt spider is it this hard for you to write these? its like i get light headed almost every time i try and type

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>>8154741
Because it almost makes me forget the dangerous woman under that swimsuit

>Balalolis
Do go on....

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>>8154752
Have a good night, Kojima. See you later.

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>>8154786
Just tread the line carefully and you'll make it out alive
Even Bala's got a soft spot, just happens to be for young ladies in need of some guidance, guhuhuh

will.. you.. shut... the.. fuck.. up..
i dont get pissed at people but jeasus christ
back off please its the internet and porn in a thread called /trash/ were people talk about shiting there pants and fucking dogs. and i get a little exited about some fun ass sonic RP i had and you sound like im the weirdest one here.

so chill ok? jeasus

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>>8154840
>>8154779
I'm laughing so hard I sound like a fucking chimp, and I need to sleep.
Jeasus

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I love it when I come back to some grade-A dramaposting
hooboy

>>8154849
You do love it you filthy slut.
>Spanks butt

>>8154761
>In that same thread we had a Baker and she wasn't bad https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/7016071/#7022215
What happened to her?

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>>8154854
I did just say I doOWW!!
>Peridot retaliates with a flurry of slaps!
>They barely hurt.

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>>8154825
If you say so. I'll be careful treading the lines of her scars that decorate her body, got it

>>8154840
Holy Macaroni and Cheese.
I was there ERPing with Celestia's Cream when he wrote that. Good times.

>>8154864
This post was meant for this anon >>8154840

>>8154825
What if someone wants to get molested by Bala and they're not a loli?

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>>8154883
That can also be arranged. But why would a grown man want to be molested by me...?

>>8154869
>toying with the scars on someone's body
>[sweating]
Any time you like, doll

>tfw you realize that chat must be the same guy who got cucked by daisy
heh

>>8154943
What?

>>8154943
I never thought about that, but you might be right.

>>8154962
Which one?

>>8154951
https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/7072852/#7076077

>>8154974
Jeasus

>>8154943
He is, anon.

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Stream seems a bit dead. Any requests for a shapeshifter?

>>8154995
can you turn into my waifu

>>8154995
Why don't shapeshift into a tree and leaf the thread?

>>8154995
Shapeshift into a dildo.

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>>8154995
How big can you make your chest grow?

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>>8155006
I'm going to say "Yes" But I assume you're joking.

>>8155008
Make like a Banana. And fuck yourself

>>8155013
>Presenting her hand to the camera she shifts the flesh into a bright purple, curving it into a single digit with a crowned head, as well as a small Extention for clit stimulation.
Boooring.

>>8155026
I've had... bad experiences to say the least. See, I need to fill them with something, and milk is the easiest. But the hardest to get rid of.. to say the least. Not to mention they get MUCH more sensitive when I make them bigger.

>>8155040
No no, all of you.

>>8155040
Can you turn your hand into a dick and then start sucking it?

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>>8155040
Hey, you say that like a little bit of sensitivity is a bad thing now. Or alot, too. So sensitive that you can't even bear your nipples rubbing under your top.
And come on, you can't talk about it being hard to get rid of and leave it there, sounds like an inter story if you mean what I thiiiink

>>8155040
Bananas don't fuck themselves you dumb fucking broad

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>>8155051
.. Huh.. Uhmm. Why? No one's here to use it.

>>8155079
I've done this a few times!
>Pressing her fingers together she morphs her entire hand into one blob of flesh, soon shaping into a massive cock (about hand sized), opening her mouth wide she wraps her ruby red lips around the full hard cock she formed, winking at the filming camera with a mouth full of cock.

>>8155084
NO! It's bad! Because they get sensitive, then I get horny, and when I get horny I can't control myself and my dic-
... You heard nothing...
But yeah, need to let the milk out some how, and I'm sure you know how that works out..

>>8155089
And you don't get laid, but god dammit you're trying.