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/ERP/ - Erotic Roleplay General! >Choose Wisely Edition!

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/ERP/ - Erotic Roleplay General!

>Choose Wisely Edition!
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>>8152956
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>>8156655
Ravenclaw
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>>8156655
Slytherin baby!
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Lemme get uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh
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>>8156655
Read another fucking book, holy shit not everything has to be harry potter.
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>>8156637
>Like cool action shit
>Like cute robot waifus
>Can't stomach sad shit nearly at all
Suffering
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>>8156769
Are you me?
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>>8156769
Taro says he gives all of his games happy endings anon. Don't worry.
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>>8156655
I told you that red gags make everyone look prettier!
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>>8156755
I agree,everything should be about Jojo's Bizarre Adventure
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>>8156655
Ravenclaw best choice.

>>8156792
Agreed. Good words of wisdom.
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>>8156725
Yeah, tea time!
>He forces a smile and makes some tea, hoping it'll help her forget what he just said. He pours it out into her favourite tea cup, neglecting to pour himself some
Here, tea!
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I want to RP as pod-153 and give people robotic hand jobs.
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>>8156837
WAKE UP! TRIANGLE!
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>>8156724
Squealing? I mean it feels kinda good but there's not really a lot just a tongue all on it's own can do. Besides I guess I'm pretty quiet during this sort of thing compared to other people, sorry if that disappoints you.
>She wiggles her hips a little more while he keeps feeling her up, still waiting for him to undress so they can move along.
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>>8156852
what, whaaat...
What is it, what do you want?
Why won't you ever let me sleep?
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>>8156655
Hufflepuff every time without hesitation.
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>>8156871
It's about to be 3 PM. Get your ass up.
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>>8156826
Query: is unit anon close to ejaculation?
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>>8156858
>He shakes his head. She really is so calm during all this, even with what they are talking about doing.. He starts to get undressed, tugging down his trousers, and it isn't long before a meaty, already rock-hard shaft has sprung right out and twacked her on her jiggly rear.
So you wanna lay down, get on all fours or...? You're clearly the expert in taking one of these back here ..
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>>8156883
But I got nothing to do today, and... ugh, fine, whatever.
I'm up. What do you want?
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>>8156804
Thanks -dess!
>The genki boat wraps her fingers around the cup and tilts it up to her lips, parting to sip at the liquid drug, pupils shiny with blissful tears. Sighing, her legs splay out and, in fact, the ship's entire body relaxes from the drink.
Can't beat midday tea time, never ever, mn-mn~ Not gonna pour some for yourself, admiral?
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>>8156902
Nothing... I just wanted you stop sleeping. Jeez...
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>>8156769
>Yoko Taro "sad" shit
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>>8156912
>Peridot mumbles something about murder and pearl not letting her do it, or something.
>You're not sure, because she was just mumbling.
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>>8156938
Hey... Don't be like that, I just wanted to see you...
>Ruffles her hair
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>>8156905
Oh I..
>He freezes up. He can make tea but he doesn't drink it himself. In fact he only drinks coffee! How shameful for a supposed brit!
I'm fine. I'm good. I drank some before.
>He slips his hands in his pockets and looks off to the side, hoping he wasn't rumbled
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Post tits
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>>8156922
>Every ending of drakengard 3 where Michael fucking dies.

That boy (dragon) deserved a happy ending.
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>>8156900
>She smiles a little bit as his cock finally springs out and bounces across her ass. She shakes back and forth a tiny bit to rub up against it while she thinks, eventually getting down on the ground. She lays on her belly, her thick ass hanging right in the air with her long thick thighs just behind it. She folds her hands under her chin and gets comfortable.
Go for it
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>>8156858
You are hot as fuck.
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>>8156938
>takes lunch money
haha nerd
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>>8156964
Post cards
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>>8156964
>not post dicks
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>>8156954
You could've SEEN ME without waking me up, you-- S-Stop that!
>Peridot can't help but purr as Anon ruins her hair.
>She subconsciously pushes her head against Anon's hand, much like a cat.
Y-You are... s-so, so annoying...
>>8156978
>Doesn't have lunch money
h a h a
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>>8156964
Post spoilers!
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>>8156966
>That little smile is the first bit of excitement the dour buttslutt has shown him and he seizes on it. He clambers right down and slaps his girthy, pulsing cock right on her raised butt, letting it slip between her fat cheeks hotdogged. The bulging tip leaks a little precum on her soft skin as he starts to really grind up and down, his hard length sandwiched by all that plumpness, he grabs both cheeks in his hands and really squeezes them around his cock.
This is what you're here for I guess? A nice big fat cock?
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>>8157020
>gives you a swirly
bring money next time FAGGOT
HAAAAAAA
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>>8156964
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>>8157020
>Smiling down at her
Ok, ok, I'll stop. I'm annoying? If you say so? Then I "love" to annoy you.
>Pinches her face
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>Nanako disappeared in between thread changing
;_;7

>>8156958
>She leans over the table, bosom drooping down by the power of gravity, brown eyes narrowed with suspicion.
Admiral is a badddd liar. No tea is no good, we need you healthy and fueled up at all times!
>Kongou swipes up the teapot and pours the male a cuppa, using the same one she had put her lips on.
Here desu, drink it up!
>The Brit slings the tea over towards his side of the tabletop.
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>>8156870
>She purrs softly as her new boy toy starts working her cock like a proper little bitch, albeit slowly to start, but she can hardly blame him for that - there's a lot of meat to get at after all. But that's not enough to satisfy her hunger. Her purr of affection turns into a low, guttural growl as her fingers slip through his hair and take hold with a firm grip. She yanks his head back, looking down at the pathetic fucktoy with cockjuice on his lips. Her hard, massive rod presses against those wet, juicy lips, and with a naughty grin she slides her cock inside, moaning as her meat slides into his wet fuckhole.
That's much better. You're my fucktoy, not my boyfriend - I want your tight throat squeezing my she cock. Swallow it all.
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>>8157044
Damn...
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>>8156964
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>>8156964
For you. <3
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>>8157043
>Has no idea what a swirly is
>does not know how to react.
>>8157048
Ugh, finally. Yes, you are SO-- OWWW!!
STOP IT!!
>Peridot tries to slap your wrist away, but she doesn't do much to stop you.
>She starts tearing up as you pinch her cheeks.
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>>8156964
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>>8157042
>She makes sure to try and clench herself tightly around his cock while he grinds and rubs against her. The thick fat of her cheeks creates almost something like a sex toy with how it squeezes and milks his cock as he thrusts in and out with wild abandon.
For the most part yes. I came here to do all sorts of things, sometimes anons like playing with my butt even without sticking their cock in.
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>>8156964
>mfw I lost my favorite pic of LD's tits and desuarchive is been fucking shit for weeks
I want to perish
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>>8157081
a swirly is that thing you see in shitty comedies about high schoolers where a bully shoves a nerd's head in the toilet and flushes it
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>>8156964
I dun wanna
>>8157099
Oh, that. That's pretty shitty, anon. Don't do that.
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>>8157085
I miss Nozomi.
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>>8157117
I'm not the one doing it to you but I won't.
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>>8157081
I won't stop! Say, I'm a green little goblin.
>Pinching her lightly
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>>8157054
>The cup slides to him, the scent tickling his nose. He doesn't want to anger Kongou further so he takes it, his lips so close to where hers left their mark.
Alright, here goes..
>He closes his eyes and takes a big gulp. He's clearly not used to the taste, though he does try to brush it off as best as he can.
I-It's a bit hot..
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>>8157071
Hey, Mooty! When can we roleplay?
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>>8157091
hot damn
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>>8157128
Oh.
I like you better than that anon, so it all works out.
>>8157129
W-What? No, I won't-- OWW!
F-Fine, fine! I'm... I-I'm a green little goblin.
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>>8156964
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>tfw find swirlies hot
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>>8157056
>half-closes his eyes from pressure of that large, fat and pulsing cock as she forces it inside his wet and warm mouth, spreading his sticky and soft lips wide from the sheer size making it tough to shove. But with a forceful hands and a bit of lust it goes deeper and deeper, that wet and skillful tongue sloshes all over the invading massive cockmeat, sucking it in properly and even his cheeks hollow in as he starts to noisily slurp on that amazing and delicious fuckrod. Slowly bobbing his head up and down, forcing it in despite slightly gagging and coughing, saliva dripping from the corners of his mouth.
Nnnghh..
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>>8157145
>Laughs at her and lets her go
Ok, that's quite enough. Can you show me your fangs? I heard gems have fangs.
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>>8157138
[Hello! Unfortunately, I won't be available for 2 or 3 hours. :< ]
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>>8157146
Oh... my favorite pony... Are you an ava?
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>>8157177
>Peridot rubs her slightly-bruised cheeks.
F-Fangs? They're just teeth, anon, but okay.
>Peridot opens her mouth, showing off her pointy fangs.
>Many a men were bitten in days long past.
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>>8157183
(Don't worry, I'll wait. I got you on discord. See ya soon.)
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>>8157088
>He keeps pumping away with abandon between those fat, clenched cheeks, leaking them all slippery with his pre, til finally he draws his hips back and sets his bulging tip right on her smeared-wet button and starts to press firmly against it
Ha..you seemed kinda bored til I got my cock out. I guess I should give you want you want then, seeing that you let me do what I want back there..
>He leans in, hunched right over her, as the pressure starts to build and build, whispering in her ear now
To tell the truth, I could've spent all day eating out your lewd butt, pear-chan. You taste really good back there..
>He catches her with a sloppy kiss RIGHT on the lips, sharing that taste, just as the pressure finally breaks and his fat cock starts to sink quickly in...
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>>8157188

Not currently, no.
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>>8157213
Oh my...That's quite impressive.
>He puts two fingers on the side of her mouth, for her not to chomp down
You call them teeth, but I call them fangs. And they look cute!
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>>8157233
>pets the pony
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>>8157137
>She rolls her eyes at his stuttering, head shaking from side to side.
Geeez... You're such a baby sometimes, teitoku. Need me to blow it cool for you~?
>Kongou scoots her chair to flank at her leader's side, lips pursed and ready to deliver swift justice upon the hot temperature that (possibly) scalded his tongue.
Just say the word!
>Meanwhile, her feet dance around underneath, grazing over his sock-clad toes.
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>>8157149
Mmmh that's much better sweetie, mommy loves it so much when you give yourself up to her cock...
>She grabs the back of his head with both hands, forcing him forward on her cock while simultaneously thrusting forward, sheathing her entire mass deep within his throat. For a long moment she holds him against her crotch, moaning loudly every time his throat convulses, sending a thick rope of precum directly down into his stomach.
Ohhh fuck that's good baby, keep it there...
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>>8157233
Not Anthro enough
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>>8157222
(quick heads up, I got around thirty minutes left before I have to duck out. We can try and finish things fast if you want)
>She gives a muffled gasp as his cock finally pushes up against her hole, a warm blush spreading across her cheeks as his lips connect with hers. It catches her a tad off guard but she quickly adjusts, pushing her mouth tighter against his and letting her tongue snake around inside.
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>>8157257

>

>>8157276

Any Octavia is good Octavia.
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>>8157276
Who cares! Feral, anthro, or human... they're all the same.
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>>8157295
They are not what so ever

>>8157294
Lyra is the only pony that's as good in pony as she is in human, and thats because of her human obsession
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>>8157294
>Hugs the pony
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>>8157246
Whuh! Huhh, Uh kahnh tahlk, legko oh ah outh!
>Translation: Whuh! Hey, I can't talk, let go of my mouth.
>But you wouldn't know that.
AHN THEH NOH CUHH!!
>Peridot's tongue flaps all over her mouth as she attempts to talk.
>Her breath smells like lime.
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>>8157233
Earth pony breeding hips!
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>>8157291
(I'm the same actually, lets finish this quickly and messily!)
>He just continues to take every advantage - making out sloppily and lewdly with her, dnacing his tongue along hers as his hands grip tightly into those wide, fat hips - once the thick head pops inside her puckered hole every other inch plunges right after it, skewering pear-chan right between her chubby cheeks to the hilt in one motion. He doesn't slow down, recklessly starting to drag his hips back and forth and pump into that slutty rear before she can even come to terms with all the fat, throbbing cock stretching her backdoor out, the lewd sounds of her ass being bred fill the room.
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>>8157295
>dog pussy = human pussy
Kill
Your
Self
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>>8157315
>Laughs at how cute she was trying to talk back
Hahaha!... Ok, ok, I had enough of that. You're just to cute mess around. Ok, now, you can annoy me.
>Letting go of her mouth, as he crosses his hands
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>>8157307

You're wrong, but okay.

>>8157308

"Ah... I do not believe we have met before."

>>8157327

Gotta love them hips.
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>>8157315
I'm not sure why people seem to like drawing Peri with such a detailed mouth but I'm OK with it.
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>>8157340
it's okay, in the furry art world, every vagina looks the same!
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>>8157340
Not like you have ever seen either irl
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>>8157340
Pussy is pussy. No further questions.
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>>8157258
No no I'm good!
>He grips the cup hard enough it trembles in his hand. They're really close now, their hips bumping together when he shifts in his seat. He takes another big gulp, finishing the tea off. To help get through it he stays close to Kongou, thinking of her smile, how happy she'll be.. her body..
Ah! That was great!
>He sets down the teacup, breathing a sigh of relief. He'll probably need a pot of coffee after that to wash the taste out
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>>8157272
>splurts sticky saliva mixed with sticky pre jizz from the thrusts delving deep into his tight little throat, the massive, fat cock making a bulge as it goes in deep, despite the roughness and force he still bobs his head up and down on that magnificent, juicy shaft. Slurping and sucking juices, already going balls deep and barely able to stick out his sly tongue to tickle and tease her heavy, swinging delicious nuts. Making a mess everywhere from the harsh mouthfuck, but the boy still enjoys it as he pitches quite the tent while kneeling, whole mouth sloppy and even moaning softly and excitedly. His soft hands gently tracing her strong thighs, lewd and sloppy noises echoing from the act.
I'd keep it every day..
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Paveru hakase
Shia desu
Tomodachi muri desu
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>>8157355
>ruffles her mane and fluffy chest
I know we haven't... but I like to touch the fluff.
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>>8157339
>Each time his hips press against hers it results in both a lewd loud clapping sound filling the air as well as a new set of ripples and shakes across her butt. Her insides seem unused to this sort of thing, they twitch and squeeze, trying to push out the new intruding object which only results in a sort of milking motion traveling all across his cock. The tight ring of flesh at the entrance in particular seems to almost move directly in time with him, squeezing down as he pulls way and loosening to let him back in.
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>>8157354
blah, blap... bleh. You're such a pain! Like I'd ever want anything to do with you!
>Peridot kicks Anon in the leg as hard as she can.
>It doesn't hurt. She has the strength of a small child.
Nngh... stupid, huge human...
>She tries to kick again, but somehow misses, loses balance, and falls right on her ass.
>>8157359
Her second biggest attraction is her perpetual :3
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>>8157377
Bane?
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>>8157355
Octavia is nice but it still feels like human on pone is weird with her, even with those alluring hips.
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>>8157392
I wanna make out with the tiny gem!
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>>8157392
>Laughs even harder and falls on the floor
Ok! That's quite enough... I have seen it all... You posses no threat... You're just cute! I want annoy you even more. But you do, you're not ignoring me, which is very very cute.
>Grabs her and curls up with her
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>>8157368
Good... You know, you don't make a half-bad cuppa, teitoku.
>She inhales through her nose, the aroma of the tea wafting around them, left breast sinking into the male's side as she snuggled up against him.
It was actually, but I love anything that you make...
>Her fingers tickle up against his chest before trailing southwards... Souther... Southest... slim digits tracing circles around his groin. Kongou leans into to whisper close into a ear, hot breath palpable.
I can show my gratitude with more than just words, admiral.
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Anyone else find it sad that Peridot has to resort to RPing with himself to make it seem like people want him around?
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>>8157446
Paul does the same at time.
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>>8157446
Actually, I'm roleplay with her. I'm not even doing anything sexual.
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>>8157409
W-What, no, w-why would you want to do that.
>>8157430
Ack! L-Let go of me this instant, or else!
>Peridot wiggles around in Anon's grasp, desperate for escape.
I-I'm going to bite you, I-I swear! Let me go!
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>>8157384
>He breathes hot and heavy on her neck now, groaning as he holds onto her wide hips for dear life. it's unclear how much he's done this before, but she's showing pear-chan's poor rear end absolutely no respect - each powerful, deep skewering thrust makes her fat cheeks jiggle as they are slapped into, and her whole frame rock from the sheer force of that twitching, rock hard cock thumping the inside of her stomach again and again.It's not long before he's built up a ridiculously wild pace, his balls slap against her totally-nelgected slit, girthy length working that lewd, tight ring recklessly as it almost seems to suck him back in every time
Haa..aah..your ass..is really amazing. I can't imagine..using you any other way!
>his fingers dig into her plump asscheeks, there is no way he can keep up this pace for much longer..
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>>8157454
You should probably stop then. Peridot is a piece of shit who shouldn't be allowed near people.
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>>8157458
>Laughing even further, giving her a friendly nuggy, sticking his tongue out
Nope! That's not gonna happen!
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>>8157374
Oh fuck that's exactly what mommy likes~!
>Whether due to the soft touch of his hands on her thighs or the positively delicious feeling of his tongue lapping against her balls, she suddenly finds herself absolutely maddened with lust - and a heavy nutsack full of cum to empty. Her thrusts begin to increase in rhythm and force, pounding his tight throat raw like a couple of jackrabbits, her huge balls slapping against his chin sending sprays of saliva and precum everywhere.
Open that fucking throat baby, mommy's load is cumming and she wants you to eat every single drop~
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>>8157452
The Discord likes Peridot as Dorothy too, so this just makes it even sadder.
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>>8157383

>The prim and proper earth pony shakes her head, attempting to avoid his rough petting.

"Regardless, it is rather rude of you. You could at the very least be gentler."

>>8157395

You can't resist those hips, Anon. You want the horse pussy. I can sense it.
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>>8157497
They finally got banned
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>>8157506
ROFL
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>>8157506
That would explain Peridot RPing with himself in the threads again.
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>>8157503
Damn musical temptress, you are only wrong in claiming I cannot resist!
>The more she talks and moves her hips, the more his resolve dissolves.
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>>8157503
Oh... I'm sorry Octavia, would you mind if a groom your mane? Or rub your fluff between your neck? I'll be gentle.
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>>8157460
>She has her eyes screwed shut, heading in her arms as she lets the sensations of this simply carry her away. It feels amazing, the thick hard throbbing shaft rushing in and out at a ridiculous pace, yet she only lets out soft moans and sighs, never really being much of a noise maker when it came to having her butt played with, or pounded mercilessly in this case. Besides it's not like she had much time to talk, being shook back and forth by the relentless onslaught of his pounding hips and cock, she couldn't really muster the strength to say much of anything in the first place. All there was to do was enjoy herself and wait for him to empty his balls right inside her, filling her up with his seed.
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>>8157491
>Peridot tries to bite Anon, but she just can't reach him!
>She gets tired of struggling and eventually stops, succumbing to his torture.
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>>8157437
>One wonders if tea counts as an aphrodisiac for Kongou. But he isn't complaining, turning his body towards her so her hand can get at his crotch. He also returns the favour, stroking her stocking clad thighs. Just so long as he doesn't have to drink more tea he's happy
I'd definitely like that, Kongou. I mean if my tea means that much to you then go for it
>He can smell the tea on her breath. It's really infuriating, he might start enjoying the scent at this rate
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>>8157560
I want to drone strike that Fluttershy.
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>>8157544
Ok, I had enough.
>Letting her go, he had a tear on his eye for laughing too much.
I'll leave you be, sorry about that. I just get too friendly. Perhaps, later I can continue annoying you. Bye~
>He starts to walk away.
And by the way, if you like being treated like this... does it mean you love me?
>Smirking at her, as he walked away.
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>>8157571
>Peridot's voice gets lower and lower as Anon distances himself, saving him the excessive obscenities she shouted in his direction as he left.
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>>8157560
Stop posting that! Horse hater.
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>>8157543
>For once he doesn't see the need to comment on her quiet she was being - he didn't even notice was simply too engrossed with breeding her pearshaped, plump ass. He's clearing putting his all into it - those recklessly hard, deep stabbing thrusts double in pace again, erratically ploughing her insides, churning them up, til finally he breathlessly groans out, and slams himself full to the hilt, twitching, his girthy cocky unleashes rope afterthick, creamy rope of seed right in that slutty hole - she can feel its warmness spewing out, flowing around her tight crevice and filling her up, his balls pulsing as they empty themselves, red marks on her buttocks where he'd smacked into her so many times
Haa...aah..t..there...just what..an ass like this...needed.
>He presses his overheated forehead to hers, still churning all that lake of warm cum inside her, the last few spurts making it swirl around.
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>>8157532
>>8157539

(Sorry, guys. I've got some stuff to do.)
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>>8157506
How?
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>>8157607
Oh my god... don't tease me...
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>>8157355
>>8157607
hips created for becoming pregnant
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>>8157493
>firmly shuts his eyes from the sudden hammering strong thrusts, fucking his stretching cockhole of a throat without stopping and just being used like a cocksleeve. The sloppy, wet sounds, the dirty talk, the sensation and everything just adds up to the lust as the boy is unable to stop slobbering and slurping her gorgeous meaty shaft. His own already wet and sticky, unable to hide his obvious lusty state from how eager and sluttily he worships that massive meatrod. Locking tightly his soft and succulent lips made for servicing her throbbing and long member. Feeling the twitchiness, feeling it will explode soon increasing the pace as best as he can, gagging and coughing even more now. Practically kissing her pelvis, enjoying the sensation of it going balls deep with her heavy full ballsack slapping noisily on his sticky and wet chin.
Unnph..I want to taste it mommy.
>barely able to whisper it out from having a massive cock in his mouth, quite the achievement.
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>>8157610
They kept causing shit that made it super obvious that they where peri, a few mods hated that they got a free pass and they didn't get any better after samus was banned.
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>>8157552
>She takes the approval in stride, fingers fumbling at his fly before they find purchase, darting into the slit formed and tugging out her darling's cannon.
Okay deesu, lay back and let Kongou take care of you!
>The British gal laughs, thighs tingly with the light touch he pets them with, and with a sigh, begins to rub around his cock: index finger circling around the crown, before it trails down, zigzag pattern across his frenulum. Once she has enough of teasing the male, the warship wraps her palm around the hardening length and begins to pump at the meat, massaging, slinking with a rhythmic movement. Kongou laps her tongue across his ear, teeth nibbling at the lobe as she pampers away.
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>>8157607
I look forward to your return
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>>8157666
Nice one, satan.
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>>8157602
>The soft little noises she was making grow bit by bit as he continues to move, until finally he hilts his cock all the way inside her to empty himself out. Her insides spasm as he does, gripping down hard and pumping all over the place with each little pulse and throb that travels along his shaft. The sounds she was making build into a strange sort of anxious noise, a bit higher than a moan but not quite a squeal all the same. Her plump legs twitch around below him, moving from side to side as her toes curl and uncurl as well. Her breath is a heavy panting while he finishes and she takes a few moments to recover
Normally...I can't say I like things that rough. You made it work though.
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>>8157695
>He grins like an idiot, still pressing his forhead to hers lent right over, and slowly pulls out, his cock popping from that roughly-bred hole, he lays it on gloriously thicc cheeks and strokes down her plump thighs, surprisingly tenderly
Ha..s-sorry. How do you prefer to get your butt ploughed, for the record? Next time you get to choose, I promise
>He plays idly with her doughly flesh, smiling down at her.
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>>8157666
>>8157686
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>>8157733
(aaand that's it I've gotta go. You were great, Pear-chan. Totally will be a next time too!)
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>>8157756
Stop teasing me... I'm trying to save my load for someone... Didn't you have to go?
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>>8157640
>He leans into the boat and relaxes, allowing the boat to take it slow at first. He's surprisingly patient when teased, only letting out a small yelp when her nail lightly brushes over his sensitive underside. To get back at her his own finger finds its way between her thighs, tracing over her panties and exploring her sensitive spots. Her hot tongue rolling over his ear makes him shudder
That's good. That's really good..
>He returns the favour by turning his head and planting a kiss on her neck. He gently sucks at her skin, leaving behind a hickey. It's almost like they're competing, though it's unlikely he can keep up with the energetic shipgirl
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>>8157640
(Movie anon from earlier. Would you still like to continue?)
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>>8157636
(Terribly sorry for this. Roommate came home and so now I'm forced to go out to do our day off errands. Would love to play again as soon as we can~)
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>>8157840
(No worries and I'd love to do it again! Maybe next time I could drop a femboy pic or two?)
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>>8157880
Kys
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>>8157815
>Her core moistens with his graze, a dark splotch along the soft cotton a clear sign of her arousal. Cheeks puff at how handsy he is, the Briton tightens her grip. His flesh dents, seeps out between the gaps her fingers possess, and that stroking motion intensifies to something decidedly not in tune with a ballet.
H-Haah, dumb teitoku, I'm supposed to be caring for you!
>Kongou dips into his crotch, and with a sigh, runs the width of her tongue across the ridge his underside forms, attributed to a flared head, typical of human males. His taste washes out onto her tastebuds, an ooze of pre, overpowered by the stream of saliva the woman produces from her lover's taste. Her hoops droop. Tongue swirling. And eventually, lips part to greet the first inch into her mouth.

>>8157839
(Sure, would you mind posting your reply?)
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>>8157964
MY EYES
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>>8157964
>using the white discord skin
I don't even care what's in that image. Fuck you.
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>>8157964
>another "circlejerk about Owain" Discord screenshot
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>>8157994
No, it's Peach proving that Dorothy was Peridot. Any screenshot of discord is an Owain circlejerk screenshot because he is the most active in every room.
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>>8157964
>white
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>>8157880
(Sure! Whatever makes you feel more immersed~)
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>>8157964
>Owain claimed Peach

RIP DMG
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>>8157964
That's way I don't go to the main servers, I go to the ones that are little to none people to roleplay with.
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>>8158086
*why
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>>8158055
(Alright, I'll do that then~)
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>>8158086
Basically any server that doesn't have Owain or Pet Anon is a good server.
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>>8158111

By that logic Paul's server is a good one.
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>>8158118
Paul's server doesn't count.
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>>8157922
Well maybe I want to make you happy too? That's not wrong is it? Maybe I could do it better than you..
>Pretty soon the tips of his fingers begin to pick up on her wetness, a thin film of her honey collecting on his fingertips. As Kongou's head lowers down into his lap he slips his fingers inside her panties, exploring her private parts. Two of his fingers roll over her clit, her tight panties forcing his fingers to press on it fairly hard
You're really good though..
>His free hand rests on the back of her head. He doesn't try to force her any deeper, he just pets and strokes her hair. His fingers tense up when she takes his length deeper, betraying just how much he's enjoying this
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>>8157922
>Desu went down as soon as I started searching it up.
(Ah, darn.)
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Why are there so few avas on? I just wanna get ridden.
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>>8158153
It's monday Anon.
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>>8158153
No one plays Johnny Ridden, you're good to claim him.
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>>8158153
My power went out and I don't want to disappoint anybody if it goes out again
Also I'm riding in the back seat of my car and puking my guts out
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>>8158118
But here's the thing, I'm not in Paul's server either.
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>>8158184
Get better soon mystery poster
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>>8158058
RIP TRIXIE
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>>8158153
Fuck you, riding is hard.
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>>8158153
being s a d b o y s
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>>8158220
>Kissus the Jinx.
No tears now.
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>Wants to pick up Lucio because I want to be THAT MONKEY

You need brothas up in here.
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Summoning Tatsuta
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>>8158231
Lucio is a pure angel and is not for lewd
>>8158224
can't have tears if im dead B)
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>>8158231
As long as you aren't Owain I'd say go for it.
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>>8158220
why you sad?
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>>8158107
>left
Best Nagi Ichi
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>>8158254
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>>8158146
Hmph, maybe, maybe.
>The sweet smell of her flower melds, smoothing into the leftover aroma of the Brit's favorite tea. Ribbons of the viscous fluid web between his fingers. Her thighband stretches, soft material snugged against his hand, rather than her sex. Each tweak of her buzzer sets her loins alight with fire, tongue lolling out to drool all over the rod in front of her.
T-Teitoku is pretty good with his hands too -dess.
>She pants over the tumescent length. Her bosom shudders within its loose confines, silk hair ruffled and tufting around the male's grasp. Not much choice now. She sinks. Further and further, thick inch after inch dissapears into her throat. The crest juts against her uvula, which triggers her gag reflex. His length is squeezed by throat muscles, an unintended caress from the warship.

>>8158148
(Aw, well, I can whip something up real quick. Get straight into the action, or at least speed things up!)

>>8158153
(Hmmm :thinking:)
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>>8156800
i need clean version of this list
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>>8158300
(Oh yeah! That'd be great. I'm pretty sure they were holding hands and she was sliding her foot along his calf.)
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>>8158293
Jobs
and boredom makes me depressed
nbd
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>>8158299
That is Tatsuta bait but equally appreciated.
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>>8158315
You don't have to be bored
I have a couple ideas of what we could do
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>>8158300
>>8158313
I actually found the thread.
https://archived.moe/trash/thread/8109667/
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>>8158315
>and boredom makes me depressed
Why do you think prisoners are suicidal
Boredom is a form of torture
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>>8158315
>Jobs
>being a wage slave
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>>8158299
yo
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>>8158333
(Thanks anon!)
>>8158300
(Old reply.)
It's the best but...What? Are you looking for something a bit more...interesting?
>His fingers interlock with hers as soon as their palms make contact, the gentle warmth provided by the woman soothing his soul. He hums quietly to himself as his eyes narrow in content, paying little attention to the movie and much more to the teasing touch of the woman next to him. Constantly reminded of her presence by her shoe brushing across his pant leg he hatches a devilish idea as he watches the two characters on screen about to share their first kiss. Rotating his head in her direction he slowly draws closer, his lips puckered and his eyes hooded in faux lust. When he is almost close enough to take her lips as his own he instead blows in her ear, giggling childishly as he returns to gazing at the screen.
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>>8158316
Pretty sure the Tatsuta we had quit once Mecha stopped using tenryuu
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>>8158413
It was HG Tatsuta, she would show up to tease him and did again a few weeks ago.
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>>8158300
>After keeping a straight face for so long he finally cracks as her lips kiss the base of his cock. The shock makes his hips jolt upwards, forcing his engorged tip to kiss the back of her throat. Not wanting to be left behind, his nimble fingers move further down to push past her lips. He starts with one finger, then adds a second when Kongou gags without hesitating or pulling back
If you're going that far for me then.. then there's no way I'm leaving you unsatisfied!
>He thrusts his fingers in and out, the rest of his hand brushing against her bud as it moves. He doesn't know who's going to give out first, the sensation of her drool rolling down off his throbbing erection and onto the surrounding skin is really getting to him
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Summoning KanColle Yamato
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>>8158148
>>8158383
>(tfw typed up a new thing already)
(G-Gonna post that, hope it works!)

>Kongou’s head twitches at the nearby sound of a child bawling, followed by the hushed tones of her mother. Silk tresses tickle against her beloved’s face as she shakes with a pout at the disturbance. Her index and middle digit tap an unheard tune alongside teitoku’s knuckles, and with an exhale, Kongou squashes her mounds into toned abdominals, warmth harvested, incubated between the couple. Speaking of couples, the on-screen pair has a rather amusing confrontation: the male stumbling himself into another woman’s chest, hands sunk into her keister, all whilst the main love interest fumes in the background at the sight.
This movie is so… stupid. I’m not even really paying attention though, eheh.
>The boat winks with a low chuckle. The faint scent of jasmine washes off from her noggin. A warmth. Both in her heart, and between her legs make themselves glaring to the warship—Kongou devises a devilish plan, digits dance a dastardly routine: down his pecs, navel, then between thighs.
I know just the thing to spice things up, ufufu.
>And with that, the Briton attacks. Not assault. Far from her usual gung-ho escapades, instead—sensuous. Her fingers splay out alongside the width and length of his groin, before they cinch, homed square around his cannon.

>>8158439
>An unintelligible gurgle is what she offers as a rebuttal. The passion stirred within her loins spurs the genki girl on, lips caressed, tongue waggling up alongside his dick. Spit leaves it wet, sure to have a mirror-sheen once the climax would come to pass. Ribbons of girlcum burst out from in between her labia, her eyes more white than the chocolate they were usually. Hips buck against his hand, an animal slavering for more of this treat, orgasm lighting an explosion. Neurons frayed. And she cannot get enough.
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>>8157964
MY EYES
THE GOGGLES DO NOTHING
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Summoning the Kraken
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-=ERP: HIGH SCHOOL=-.

Good boy kid that always gets A's and everyone likes but he only wants to find love: Jiro
Naive slut that gets pretty bad grades but everyone loves her because she's so nice and easy to trick into sex: DMG
Chad Thundercock, Football Team leader that every girl wants to fuck: Owain
Charismatic drama club leader that bribes his grades and wins every talent show: Mettaton
Attention slut girl that is always on her phone and everyone likes her just because she's hot: Jinx
Possible drug dealer kid that sleeps during class and everyone likes him but really he's kind of an asshole: Mecha
Retarded special ed kid that everyone and their mothers try to avoid, joined the football team just to look cool: Chat
Suicidal girl that fucks and cries afterwards: EGG
Foreign language girl that rarely appears on screen but she's pretty good when she does: Mootykins
Autistic kid that thinks he's a supervillain: Paul
Creep that really wants to date the Asiatic foreign school student: Magnum Dongs
Drug addict girl that sleeps in class and fucks and really doesn't care about anything, has a black boyfriend: Lapis
Cheerleader team leader that everyone wants to be and gets perfect grades, occasional narcissistic bitch: Trixie
US History's #1 student, pride of school: Iowa
Nerd who gets shoved into his locker every day: Boco
Kid that crushes on Stacey but gets rejected every time: Lupin
Lovable sweetheart that only comes to class once every week or so: Sponty
Class comedian whose grades are more or less random yet still somehow passes: Luffy
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>>8158368
>>8158434
We must awaken our lost shipgirls.

>>8158464
Lets see you pony up the LSC cost, Admiral.
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BONGS 9 TIMES.
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>>8158943
I like this
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>>8158943
Nerdy 8/10 girl who is is the backup plan for guys who wanted to fuck the popular girls but they were all taken: Hotaru
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>>8158920
>light fucking colors on white like Ekko's yellow
An assault on my poor eyes
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>>8158943
> but everyone loves her because she's so nice
Hahaha, no. That fatso has brought shit here more than I can count and is very, very active everything-goes poster. Man why do I even care.
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>>8158988
>8/10

Being a little generous aren't you, Hotaru?
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>>8158943
who shoots up the school?
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>>8158968
Fuck off, its not 9 yet.
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>>8158943
>tfw you'll never be relevant enough to be on one of these
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>>8159035
You're stupid, aren't you?
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>>8158907
>He winces as the boat becomes more hungry, almost animalistic in her search for pleasure. He slams his fingers as deep as they can go, rubbing against her inner walls but he can't hope to outlast her. He's only human, after all.
Aghh! Ahh! Kongou!
>His free hand grabs a fistful of Kongou's hair, his whole body tensing up in rapture as he ejaculates. He doesn't mean to, but his hand keeps her head down and choking on his length, leaving her no choice but to drink down his thick cum.
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>>8158968
OI YOU HEAR THAT WANKERS?
IT BE 9-BONG
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>>8159043
Fucking poofter
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>>8158907
>The constant screeching from the crotch spawn grates on the commander's nerves more than he would like, instantly soothed however by the caress of his lover's hair across the underside of his chin. Venturing a glance towards the currently exasperated warship he lets out a nearly imperceptible chuckle, his gravely voice carrying only a few seats around the couple. At her comment on the cinema he responds.
I've never been one for rom-coms in any case, thought you'd like them.
>His cheeks tinge crimson as he feels her hand begin to descend along the cotton of his thin shirt, almost able to feel her as if he was wearing nothing at all. He clenches his teeth as her hand makes gentle contact with the meaty weapon pulsating between his legs. His turgid shaft already straining against the confines of his pants before she had even blessed him with her touch. Looking frantically from side to side he leans over and whispers to her, voice shaky with arousal.
Kongou! There's people around us. You know the scandal if someone caught us here?
>Despite his words his free hand infiltrates the flimsy defense of Kongou's skirt, finger dragging across her inner thigh as he relishes in her touch.
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>>8158951
Way ahead of you.
Pic related is my progress.
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>>8159037
KILL ME NOW
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>>8159037
Yes, and?
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POST CARDS
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Brand new here, anybody want to ERP?
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>>8159037
Living in the shade is more comfortable than being in the spotlight.
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>>8159106
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>>8159114
This
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>>8159133
How rough is Neo?
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>>8159054
>Her body lurches, overwrought, overwhelmed with ecstasy. His crest is pried open wide by the impending load, ropes of jelly-like jizz forced down her throat, no choice whether to swallow or to spit. Her eyelids flicker out of tune with every flex of his dick, esophagus undulating in effort to deposit his sperm into her tea-filled stomach, hand swatting at his thigh out of reflex. Foamy cum and spittle escapes from the gap his cock makes of her lips. The mixture of bodily fluids stains his pubes, undeniable stench of squid flooding Kongou's nostrils. With a slurp, she tugs herself free, face rendered a mess, a canvas with which his seed had painted with carelessness. She pouts.
M-mnn, geez, warn me before you get all grabby and forceful like that! I could've choked and died, kuso teitoku!
>A fist sinks into the male's right bicep, cheeks once puffed up with his semen now occupied with hot air.
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>>8159148
she's rough
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>>8159148
She's nice and likes to cuddle and hold hands and not commit crime.
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>>8159187
I'm willing to let Neo doing whatever the hell she wants to me but only if she loses the nazi uniform.
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>>8159187
In other words, she's really boring
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>>8159133
I want to play with the twins and half wolf
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>>8159133
>Saving her vaginal virginity
So that means you'd have to use other holes?
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>>8159230
*do
I swear I'm not ESL
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>>8159133
I really want a threesome with those twins.
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>>8159271
Nice.
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>>8159133
I would love to get some personal training with Ana!
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>>8159271
I want to fuck this bird.
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>>8159250
>I swear I'm not ESL
Suspiciously Specific Denial
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>>8159287
That was a joke, I've lived in America all my life and my family's white as all hell. It was a distracted typo.
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>>8159287
Fuck off trope boy
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>>8159287
ERP TV Tropes page when
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Where's all the lightly buff yaoi boys at, I wanna to get bulled to suck dick.
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>>8158951
Post puddin' butt
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>>8159301
A lot of ESL are white Anon.
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>>8159271
Who?
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>>8159231
If that's the vibe you get from the picture.

>>8159230
Nuh-uh, she loves her Neo-Nazi costume.

>>8159240
At the same time? Golly, somebody is greedy.

>>8159243
She's more likely to cut your dick off than let you put it in her.

>>8159259
They'll be more interested in each other, you know.

>>8159283
Young or old?
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>>8159271
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>>8159153
>When he finally sobers up and realises what he just did he can only bow his head meekly, knowing he just did something pretty bad. As soon as he sees her face he can't help but smirk, no matter how guilty it makes him feel
Sorry about that. I suppose it's a sign of how amazing you are, right?
>He tries to put a positive spin on it, though he's already leaning back in case it just makes her mad. His soaking wet digits pull out of her panties, her thick honey dripping on the floor
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>>8159076
>Kongou takes a finger to his parted mouth, lecherous leer lingering towards him.
There’s nobody behind us or to the side, if we’re quiet—no one will know deesu~
>The faded yellow of popcorn is drawn out of the corner of her eye as she works to unveil the cannon beneath dark trousers, unbridled lust already visible, a tent pitched, a rather hard one at that. Meanwhile, she takes to herself. Fingers purposely ride up her skirt, and slide the silk thong she had deigned to wear. Her lips glisten even under the dim lighting, a movement to rise up on her feet flicks the dew across the floor. With a giggle, she hunches over the seat in front of her, bare ass visible, presented as a tease for her love. She sashays her hips, the resulting motion sending her cheeks into a seductive dance for him. And eventually, Kongou acts, fast and decisive: exactly her style.
I need to dock for refueling, teitoku… Care to help me~?
>The charged Briton backs up towards the male, before she rests her plump thighs against his lap, private’s danger close to a cannon ready to fire deep into an engine room. She reaches behind her stern to give his cock some preparation. One. Two. Three. Eight tugs of the shaft, prominent veins bringing forth a coo.
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>>8159343
So what? I'm sure I can steer their interest towards me.
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>>8159347
I want Orcanon to be like this Orc and the one from the comic about the horny elf that wants to be raped.
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>>8159343
>More likely to cut your dick off
So, what you're saying is that there's a possibility
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>>8159352
(I think that's a good place to end anon!)
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>>8159307
TV Tropes doesn't allow pages on any explicitly pornographic material. Ecchi's fine, but straight-up porn isn't.
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>>8159343
It's your idea to have them at the same time. I'm definitely willing to go along with that.
But I'd be willing to do one at a time too
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>>8159271
Being a Neo-Nazi isn't really that exciting, that's so 1940's

You're implying you would rather die for your country, like that hasn't been played out a million times in history
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>>8159343
I'm fine with literally any outfit that's not a nazi uniform. Call me a lefty cuck if you want but I just can't get off to nazis.
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>>8159314
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>>8158943
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>>8159343
Old. I'd love to hear her cry because I'm to hard on her body.
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Damn it why don't we get any good yaoi avas.
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>>8159112
Sasuke.... finally...
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>>8159423
CHAT NO
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>>8159314
The contract is fulfilled.

And if any admirals would like to donate their pudding today, I'll be ready in about an hour.
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>>8159661
I WILL DESTROY SASUKE
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>>8159376
(Oh yeah. Thanks a lot for that, best bote! Now to get some coffee..)
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>>8159666
Sure satan Prinz. Here's a fresh cup on me.
>Hands Prinz an unopened cup of pudding.
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>>8159666
Hail Satan Prinz. Your admiral would love to pump you full of his pudding when you get back.
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>>8159410
She's an active sniper. She gets shot and respawns everyday. A young adults dick probably won't even faze her.

>>8159405
Well... she always has the uniform that she wore when she snuck onto a ship and butchered a load of innocent guards.

>>8159383
Ehhh, I meant as in you wanting Vel and the Malachites at the same time. The Twins are only played as a pair.

>>8159370
There's a slim possibility. Though she's likely to stab you in the chest before your orgasm and kiss you so she can say-- uh, sign that she took your breath away.

>>8159362
I doubt it. They're not really interested in anyone but eachother.
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>>8159666
Nice trips nerd, thank you for the ass, and those digits give me some ideas what to do to you.
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>>8159423
KYAH! Hope you're ready for a chidori.

>chidori's
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>>8159751
If you actualy want, and I'm not kidding, Il be willing to let you bully me into sucking your dick.
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>>8159732
I'm totally OK with that uniform. Military uniforms are a huge kink for me, it's just nazis that are a turnoff.
I need to go take care of a chore real quick but I'll be back in a bit if you wanna start a session.
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>>8159732
>They're not really interested in anyone but eachother.
So, they're just there for attention and (You)s? I see.
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>>8159751
>Rasengans
SASSSSSSSKEEEEHHHHHH
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>>8159732
If she's a sniper, she needs to get fucked
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>>8159732
Wowza what a popular ice cream scoop
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>>8159751
N-Nani?! How could my powers have failed me?!
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>>8159732
Yes, I knew what you meant. That's what I meant too, all 3 of them. But indeed, I am not that greedy. I should've used the word "or" in my original post, instead of "and." Although it would be fun to play with all 3 at once. I'm happy to only play with the twins or the half wolf.
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>>8159732
Awww man. Well, it was worth a try.
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>>8159406
>tfw I've actually ERPed as a female majin once
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>>8158988
I am daijobu with this.

>>8159020
7/10 then?
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>>8159786
>chidoris
NAAAAAAAAARUTO

>>8159770
Tsk, that's gay. I have no time for you.
>chidori

>>8159801
>sharingans
READY TO DIE?
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>>8159732
She's likely too?
You need to stop giving me this slim bits of hope because I will take them.
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>>8159824
B-but I want to taste what the strongest ninjas dick tastes like.
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>>8159823
It's k bb, you'll always be a 10/10 in my heart
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>>8159354
>The Admiral licks her digit entirely on instinct, sheepishly pulling his tongue back into his mouth after the obvious show of his lust. Nodding his head at her words his fingers teasingly graze across her slit as her dexterous fingers remove the cloth prison from his bulging length. Slightly ashamed at how quickly he reached full mast from her ministrations. Removing his stare from between his legs he quickly scans the area for anyone paying attention to the lustful couple, before he stares with baited breath at Kongou's perfect curves. Her plush thighs and jiggly rear he wouldn't mind bathing with his seed one more time. Watching her two pillowy mounds sway enticingly in front of him with the combined feeling of her soft palm he begins to spill pre cum, each stroke webbing Kongou's fingers with his salty essence. Powerless to resist her feminine wiles he grabs her child bearing hips, pulling her back until her moistening sex was pressed against his cock head.
I'm always in the mood for refueling your dock Kongou...Especially when the entire ship is this perfect.
>The Admiral moves with almost glacial slowness, his glans parting her folds as he carefully slips inch after inch of his bombardment tool into her hull.
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>>8159770
Sounds like you need good a dose of Jun next time he's here.
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>>8159821
only once?
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>>8159868
I love the Lizard boy, but I've been in the market for actual buff anime yaoi dudes.

Somthing like older nartuo to sports anime hero levels of buff.
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>>8159732
Maybe, but regardless, the stamina of a young male in his prime would please a ripe old woman.

Unless she's a whore.

>>8159821
Hell ya! Majin Buuty!
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>>8159824
I will not die! MEKA Activate!
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>>8159869
Yup. On /vg/, a couple of years ago.
>>8159906
Buuty.
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>>8159784
If you want to believe that. I'm certainly not asking you to like how I play them. They're angsty teenage twins that speak in unison. I don't know what you're expecting.

>>8159772
I probably won't be around for a huge amount of time. If you want to leave your discord I wouldn't mind adding you.

>>8159792
She's a healing sniper. That also has some of the highest damage per shot. Got shot in the eye as well. She's been punished enough.

>>8159799
>vroom vroom

Shouldn't you be at school? Like, driving school?

>>8159802
I wouldn't really know how the twins would react with a half wolf, really. Though I'm certainly not opposed to trying it some time in the future.

>>8159804
It is always worth a try. Maybe you should get them drunk at some point. They might be more willing then.

>>8159841
You WANT Neo to turn you into a story that she tells her criminal companions about how she killed you by taking your breath away? Y'know she drops bricks on people who she has a crush on from the tops of buildings.

>>8159906
She's certainly not a whore. But she's 60 years old. Plenty of experience. Has a daughter and all. Experience > youth.
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Come on, where's your sword? Whip it out, babe
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>>8159971
Getting them drunk? That might work.
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>>8159954
Sounds like a lot of fun. I really like fit girls, and you've got one very sexy buuty
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Reminder Scaramouche is paul, do not interact
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>>8159981
Fuck off Paul
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>>8159997
Reminder that everyone knows that and this is a joke

>>8160009
no you
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>>8159971
Do I want it? Well given the choice of living I'd take that.
But would I feel it worthwhile? Maybe. A strong, solid maybe.
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>>8159971
Well as your card says, they mostly just focus on each other. But I'll keep that in mind, and try to ask you about doing that some other time. Would you still be interested in doing something today?
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>>8159854
You're a sweetheart~
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>>8159919
Pfft, think that will help you?
>Chidori Senbon

>>8159845
I said I have no time for you.
>Great Dragon Fire Jutsu
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I'll just fucking steal the character.

WHIP IT OUT, BAYBEE~...YOUR SWWOORD!
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>>8159971
If she's a healing sniper, she needs to get fucked twice

I wouldn't mind if I was on her side though, I'd like for her to preform on me
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>>8159993
Oh yes, fiiiit, very fit.
ᵀᵒᵗᵃˡˡʸ nᵒᵗ ᶜʰᵃnᵍᶦnᵍ ᵗʰᵉ ˢʰᵃᵖᵉ ᵒᶠ ᵐʸ ᵇᵒᵈʸ ᵗᵒ ᵍᵃᶦn ᵃᵇˢ ᵃᵗ ʷᶦˡˡ
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>>8160083
Then make time, a great ninja like you should always have time for a quicky.
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>>8159954
Right? Pretty god damn clever.

>>8159971
Think she's ever done a threesome with her daughter and another anon before?
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>>8159971
I'm back now, but if you think adding me on discord would be for the best, my discord is MGT#5104.
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>>8159862
Hehehe, I knew that already. Teitoku, you pervert!
>Kongou wiggles in his grasp, though with not enough of her battleship power, only to entice the male further. Her hips bow out towards him, and before his head can spear wide into her depths, her sopping slit grinds up and down on it, rod soon coated with her clear girlcum. But she allows it seconds after, her labia parting to hug around his crest, thickness of it drawing a moan from the ship, one muffled by a bit lower lip.
You’re harder than usual… bit of a fetish for public sex, darling?
>She arches her back to straighten out her passageway, and her hips go slack, allowing the whole of his meat to sink balls-deep into her pussy, velvet walls convulsing, spasming without much preamble. Her breaths are hurried, tits swaying with each inhale and exhale. The angle at which he entered has her frontal wall battered by his fuckstick, g-spot stroked with each bounce of her hips, Kongou’s tongue wagging out from the pressure applied by her love’s cock.
M-Mnph~ Your cock is sooo good, i-it’s a little hard to hold my voice back!
>She says, voice rising as his cock sinks into her folds again, each slap into his thighs sending her rump into a mini-quake, faucet leaking streamers of feminine arousal down to stain his gray trousers.
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>>8160084
I haven't cringed that hard at an ERP post in a long time
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>>8160110
Where is my pic, and what happened to those Ns!
>>8160125
Pretty easy to do, people on /vg/ are crazy horny.
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>The only RPer is Kongou
>Everyone else is attention whoring atm
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>>8158058
KMS
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>>8159971
>rumble rumble

Excuuuuse me, I come standard with an autopilot function. As well as a booster seat for vertically challenged humans... such as you, Neopolitan.
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>>8160110
>>8160142
kek, hey I don't care how you do it. I like you on the inside too!
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>>8160046
No need to thank me sweet cheeks, the only thanks I need from you is a good o'll fashion quickie, if you know what I mean baaaybeee
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>>8160084
>Silent stand.
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>>8160142
Oh ya? I never venture to /vg/.

So tell me, what does Buuty like to do besides eat candy?
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>>8160171
Will you later take me to a date and tell me sweet little lies?
If you promise to do then I will gladly give you what you ask~
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>>8160189
>LITERALLY the first image result on google
Many such cases! SAD!
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>>8159991
They do work at a bar. Free drinks all the time.

>>8160029
Oh, oh, what if she edges you endlessly and cuts a tally mark into your chest after each round. On the last one she lets you nut before shooting you in the head. That way she would've literally blown your mind.

>>8160032
Uh, maaaaaaybe. It IS getting reasonably late and my writing becomes exponentially worse as I get tired.

>>8160105
If she WAS on your side she'd nanoboost you so that you become pretty much invincible for a bit.

>>8160125
Can't say she has. Pharah is a bit of a stick in the mud, honestly.

>>8160169
Oooh, probably don't want to call her vertically challenged. She'd stab your engine to pieces.

>>8160130
Done.
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What's the most nastiest thing you have ever done, ERP?
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>>8160241
Gotcha, think she'll ever try it if Pharah wasn't being so prude?
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>>8160241
Okay edge play is a great fetish that's not fair. An definite yes, honestly; especially if she edged with her mouth.
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>>8160231
>Someone's about to start RPing with my copycat.
>Better start shitposting them to make it stop.
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>>8160254
Guro, I think.
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>>8160241
>nanoboost
Oh, that old hag. I thought it was the Nazi chick
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>>8160241
But what if I have a thing for literal heartbreak? AI's are finicky like that, easy to develop terrible habits such as masochism. But go to sleep soon, sweet lil' scoops.
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>>8160189
Hnaah! I see your sword was with you all along! And your hair wasn't there! And you were wearing those un-fashionable robes!
>Draws sword.
PREPARE TO DIE, BAYBEE!
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Ding... ding ding dong... Ding ding dong ding. Dong ding dong ding. Dong dong ding ding.

10 bong
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>>8160284
>Silently unsheathes blade.
>Eyes squint.
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>>8160170
Thanks, I like people inside me as well!
>>8160214
Eat people turned into candy!
And fight, I guess, we fight a lot.
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>>8160254
Pissed in a milk jug. Someone brought it to work so I pissed in it.
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>>8160254
Vore with blaziken one time

Regret

>>8160284
>This nigga literally samefagging with himself using pics from google images
That Scaramouch you just posted is LITERALLY the second result from "Scaramouch Samurai jack". Same image dimensions too

Jeez you're bad at this

>>8160265
You know that "paul samefag RPs" meme? this is an anon doing exactly that
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>>8160322
You ever eat anyone whole?
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>>8160241
Alright, no problem. If I see you on some other time, I'll give you a reminder I'm the twins+velouria anon
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>>8160302
You see, honeybunches, where I come from, we learn the art of deception way before we're even born!
...
Was I born?
>Throws away katana at incredibly high speeds towards Jack, calling on a flute to swing the blade back.
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>>8160254
I played (and still do play as) underage girls on Shamchat. Not prepubescent though. Gross.

I do so because I like choosing appearances and personality and such. I wonder if this makes me a pedo.
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>>8160260
If Pharah wasn't a prude, she'd give her a lesson or two. Afterall, mother knows best.

>>8160262
Oooh, putting your dick near her mouth? That's a question act of lewdity that Neo is too pure for. Maybe just her hand.

>>8160282
Mercy is Swiss.

>>8160283
Don't tell me what to do. Shouldn't you be doing your homework or something?

Actually... good idea. Sleepy ice cream is sleepy.

>>8160254
Went on a date as Velvet and fed swans in a park. That was so lewd.

>>8160343
I might give it a few minutes of thought as to how it works out. But knowing me I'll forget within 10 minutes.
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Daily reminder
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>>8159821
>tfw I've been playing as a female majin on ERP for some time
Lesbian Majin action when?
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I guess eating somebody's face.
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>>8160350
Someone post the vomiting goose right now
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>>8160322
Would you fight me?
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>>8160132
>The Admiral tucks his teeth behind his lip as he watches her voluminous rear bounce in front of him, the expanse of her butt seeming just as soft as the slit currently teasing his glans. Following her hip rotations the best he could is cock head is soon covered in a sheet of the frothy mixture of their combined arousal, the Admiral reaching down to give her jiggly buttocks a ass rippling slap. Afterwards he soothingly rubs the cheek, hoping no one heard the resounding clap that just occurred.
I believe it's more of a fetish for a lewd boat that I can't seem to get enough of...
>Expecting to gently push his length through her sopping wet walls he has bite his knuckle to muffle the groan of pleasure that is torn from his lips. He rolls his hips while inside of her, grinding so lustily against her engine room that his Cowper's fluid spills into the needy hole. His right hand begins to slither over the hem of her shirt as her moans begin to cause a few patrons to shift in their seats. He presses the calloused digits against her tongue as he begins to fuck her in earnest, the meaty thwaps of skin connecting with skin filling the air between them.
S-Suck on these if you can't keep your voice down...
>Despite the man's assistance he still has trouble holding back his coos of desires, the wet constricting depths of Kongou seemingly caressing along his shaft and head in an attempt to make him cry out in pleasure.
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>>8160350
>Dodges blade in slow motion, cuts it in half in the way back.
>Menacing glare.
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>>8160374
>kisses socks
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>>8160369
>>8160254
quoting hard
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>>8160360
Mute psycho's are made for ordering around, especially cuties like Neo, dork.

'Atta girl, sleep tight and right, feel free to be caressed by my sensuous leatherette interior.
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>>8160360
So killing people is fine, but god forbid a dick goes near her lips?
Surely she could give it a kiss; she can't be that prudish.
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Good evening friends.
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>>8160374
But Paul, why are you talking to yourself?
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>>8160254
(Vomit play. Also Cock vore but that was in shamchat, and I wish to never experience such horrors ever again.)
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>>8160322
That was, exactly what I was going for. Sucks I have to run to the bank right now. But should be back in less than 30 minutes. I'd really like to talk with you more when I return.
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>>8160360
I'm pretty interested in being treated like an afterthought or toy by two lesbian twins, for what it's worth. Complete with lots of making out on top of me and only acknowledging my existence when they need me to please them
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Mecha reply to this post
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>>8160254
>most nastiest

reading that sentence
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>>8160413
(Is this the same Stocking who was on Saturday night?)
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>>8160389
>Unamused glare back.
Hmmnng... Not a fan of extreme boomarangin' schmangin'?
>Plays a solid note on the flute, rocks around the samurai rise up and circle him close.
Buh-bye!
>Plays a high note, rocks projectile launch into the samurai.
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>>8160283
>Sudden flashbacks of those car ERPs
>>8160336
Oh, not really, absorbing people is not really within the TP's rules.
>>8160375
People around here can fight? I'm surprised.
>>8160418
See you around.
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>>8160407
Who's this bitch again?
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>>8160254
Trixie made me fuck a dog once.
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>>8160407
Can you shapeshift into someone attractive?
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>>8160374
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>>8160421
That certainly sounds like something I could get behind. Good call.

>>8160401
She's a psycho! Don't question her choice in morals. Dicks = bad. Littering a city with the corpses of innocents who did nothing to her = good. Maybe ONE kiss. A half kiss. On the head. That's all.

>>8160399
Maybe one day Neo will take you for a ride. Maybe. One day.
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>>8160435
Why do people give a fuck about me posting when I'm actively not trying to fill this place with my garbo.
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>>8160254
(I crushed an underage girl's head underneath my boot then ripped apart the brain matter and bits of the spinal cord so I could fuck her trachea.)
(This was all by request by my partner, I don't like Guro at all.)
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>>8160462
>Somersaults into the sky just before being crushed.
>Lands feet first on the rubble, swinging the sword into the bot's chest.
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>>8160499
IT'S THE MONKEY!!!
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>>8160499
Owain... Not good.
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>>8160451
(Yee, it is. I'm a lil' busy min-maxing the fuck out of my Chao, but if you wanna do a session I'm down.)
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>>8160329
>Vore with blaziken one time
>Regret
I thought I was the only one
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>>8160499
Damn, kenny goes hard.
>>
>>8160495
Maybe one kiss. Maybe more, gotcha.
I gotta say, although my chances are slim, I'd probably take them.
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>>8160497
You forgot your image Kojimbo
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>>8160497
You posted so much of your garbo that now it feels strange to them if you aren't doing it
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>>8160495
Asking before I start anything- does Neo do sexual guro? Because I don't mind guro, but in a sexual context it's just nasty.
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>>8160499
What the fuck....
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>>8156655
Slytherin
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>>8160509
>Dies.
OH NOOOOOOOOOOO... Bleh.
>Dead.
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>>8160473
My name's Faye. I'm a shapeshifter

>>8160485
Never heard that one before. Now tell me to shapeshift to fuck myself.
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>>8160499
Have another (You) because I know you live for them and ERP is all about you now
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>>8160519
(Willing to try anything once, was definitely not my cup of tea.)
(...I-I'm vanilla I swear.)
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>>8160462
>This nigga still using google images

>>8160487
I guess
Don't call me senpachi, you ching chong nip nong

>>8160391
>Socks kiss back
>Just kidding, socks can't kiss anything
>You're a lonely kissless virgin

>>8160522
>SA2 Chao Gardens
Nostalgia, activated
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>>8160531
No I didn't my dude.

>>8160533
I guess I can't fault that reasoning.
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>>8160465
Hell ya, and the men around here can produce a white sugar candy substance. You might like it.
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>>8160542
>>8160509
>>8160462
>>8160389
>>8160350
>>8160302
>>8160284
>>8160189
>>8160084
Better than Paul/10
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>>8160407
Please don't shapeshift, you are good the way you are
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>>8160522
(I was asking because I actually already did start a session that night. I'm the anon who was getting his ass punished. I'm fine with either continuing or starting a new session, whichever you want.)
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>>8160519
>>8160555
C L A I M E D
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>>8160528
The more kisses the more painful the death.

>>8160535
It's literally just for people who want it. I generally play Neo as a carefree dom that switches between a professional bodyguard, and somebody who steals sweet from a corner shop.

>>8160555
>I-I'm vanilla I swear

Owain... Not good.
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>>8160495
Excellent. Maybe I just like being used. And being used by two girls sounds like a lot of fun
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>>8160564
>Giving someone 9 (You)s at once
WOAH CALM THE FUCK DOWN
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>>8160542
>>8160509
>>8160462
>>8160389
>>8160350
>>8160302
>>8160284
>>8160189
>>8160084

Fantastic read. Made me chuckle.
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>>8160560
What, are you actually quitting like people keeping memeing?
>>
Still no buff yaoi boy to make me their pet. :(
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>>8160572
Right listen up you little cunt. You can fuck off with that hilarious meme. Literally RP'd with him once and I didn't even know it was him.
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>>8160573
So wait, no kisses means no death?
You're setting up a very strange system.
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>>8160573

Just fuck Owain's monkey dong already
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>>8160084
>>8160189
>>8160284
>>8160302
>>8160350
>>8160389
>>8160462
>>8160509
>>8160542

Please, continue to be the scatman...
>>
I loved this new Jack episode.
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>>8160499
H-haha, yeah. Who would be into that w-weird shit, right? Imagine being a weirdo who is actually into that GROSS stuff. Right?
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>>8160600
See
>>8160595
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>>8160566
D'awe! Heard it 100 times, but still that's cute!
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>>8160617
>Kissus the Tomoko.
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>>8160626
>trying to do anything with someone who posts at Owain
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>>8160368
The ERP I did back then was actually lesbian majin action.
>>8160561
Uh? How does that relates to fighting though?
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>>8160522
(You were so good at that strapon scene. Does Stocking like ballbusting?)
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>>8160587
He's got a bunch of hentai girls on his dick, why would he need to post here?
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>>8160617
>grabs her by the throat
Want to die?
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>>8160407
>right as I get home from work
Oh, that's some fine timing. Evening
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I don't even understand ERP anymore

Are you guys doing this just to try and piss me off?
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>>8160084
>>8160189
>>8160284
>>8160302
>>8160350
>>8160389
>>8160462
>>8160509
>>8160542
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PxYCz--YUrQ

SCAT
MAN
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>>8160587
How can I quit something I don't do?

If you mean my blogging I dunno. The spark's just not there lately. I got bigger fish to fry.

>>8160635
I don't even know what's up with that meme. Just some friends feeling cheeky I guess. I haven't even RP'd in like a week my man.
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>>8160509
This is the second time you've played Jack is mostly silent with emphasis on a slow build and general atmosphere, and it's dead on accurate to the show. Keep it up.
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>>8160617
(It was an interesting brush up on anatomy and the other person was very descriptive and active for being uh...dead.)
>>8160573
(Mostly vanilla!)
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>>8160652
Well, considering that's all you do to everyone, I think it's justified.
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>>8160578
I'm sure they could use you like a dildo. Admittedly, a living, breathing dildo that probably enjoys being used, but a dildo nonetheless.

>>8160599
I make the system up as I go along. There's no set rules to killing people in Remnant.
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>>8160385
>A haggard man a couple rows in front goes to turn around to investigate the loud thwack, before a yell from the main character on the film screen dissuades him. Kongou ignores his accusation, instead, she hoists her arms up above her head, giving her Admiral a peek of her sideboob, mounds moistened by her sweat, effort put into the stealth fuck heating up Kongou’s hull, Briton burning with love, literally.
Haiiiiiiiii.
>She follows the order, teeth snagging against his digits, the boat shaking her ass like an animal; love tunnel suffocating with heat and grip across the whole length of his dick. Cheeks flush begin to flush with her blood, and a squeal is drawn from her when one slam batters against her womb, eyes shot up into her skull. It’s heavenly. The sound of flesh squelching against wet flesh drums out from the pair, thankfully, or not, depending on how one looked at it, drowned out by the speakers which line across the walls of the theatre. The coil that had been wound up within her snaps with little warning, the light, giddy lightheadedness is all she receives before an explosive climax knocks her off her feet. Toes curl and thighs quiver. The loving British warship bites down onto his hand as she squeals, ribbons of her juices spurting out onto the seat in front of them, thankfully vacant.
Mnnnnhhhh~!
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>>8160084
>>8160189
>>8160284
>>8160302
>>8160350
>>8160389
>>8160462
>>8160509
>>8160542

Okay, that was pretty funny. Made me giggle.
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>>8160644
(Wanna pick up where we left off? Or wanna start something else? I trust you picking the session <3)
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>>8160084
>>8160189
>>8160284
>>8160302
>>8160350
>>8160389
>>8160462
>>8160509
>>8160542
It's like I'm really watching Samurai Jack!
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>>8160633
Well it's an additional bit of Trivia.

I just thought it was relevant because you turn people into candy.
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>>8160675
JOKES ON YOU
I DON'T EVEN HAVE THAT IMAGE
... Well now I do.
>>
>>8160622
Can you transform into boxer briefs?
>>
I would take Mecha's blogposts and circlejerking over Owain's blogposts and circlejerking
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>>8160684
(I'm totally happy to resume we were at. Things got paused riiiight as they were getting fun!)
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>>8160652
It's not like it hasn't had a track record of amazing success.

https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/4742391/#4743681
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>>8160557
(Paul, faggot; If you like the SA2 Chao gardens, you know what you'll fucking love? Chao World Extended, it's a mod for the PC version that adds a shit ton of things to the Garden, including improvements to the AI, better color mixing, more animations, etc etc etc, 's some good shit.)

>>8160568
(You mean when Stocking was about to start pegging the anon? Sure I could continue that, no problem.)

>>8160634
(Funny you mention that, I've been thinking about picking up Spacejins Cirno just for that! A little ball busting never hurt...well I mean it does, but you get the point.)
>>
God, this new Scaramouche is so much better
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>>8160671
And is there anyway I could influence that system? Perhaps to be a little more.. lenient?
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>>8156655
I'll have none of that filthy mudblood slut!
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>>8160707
Yeah, all this oh wow the monkey did guro lmao when Mecha did that shit months ago to get in Kinx's panties. Am I supposed to be impressed?
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>>8160084
>>8160189
>>8160284
>>8160302
>>8160350
>>8160389
>>8160462
>>8160509
>>8160542
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>>8160718
(Yeah, as punishment for eating the last slice of cake. Do you remember who made the last reply? I don't know if Desuarchive is down right now or not.)
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Stocking.
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>>8160718
>Spacejins Cirno
But...Stocking is best ava.
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>>8160656
I was wondering what's up with you since you've been quiet as fuck here and on discord. Take care dude.
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>>8160465
Horrifying memories, I assume?

>>8160495
SLOW RIDE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mIjZE4kcg_Q

>>8160499
That is kinda degenerate my dude, but not bad. Edge/10

>>8160656
My man people miss you, get back to blogging and occasionally lewding sometime soon
>bumper kissu
>>
Less arguing, more yaoi, I don't even care if it's a joke thing, I need a buff yaoi boy in my life.
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I miss you.
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>>8160718
I don't think steam will take the gamecube disc though

>>8160717
I guess?
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>>8160701
Like... turn into boxers shorts themselves? Like the cloths? Well I can change my skin tone.. And I have changed my cloths.. size isn't an issue..
It's possible.

>>8160715
(If I remember right I JUST exposed my cock to you, I don't have the post link or any archive stuff, so if you wanna pick up from there that'll be fine)
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>>8160671
Well I'll pull a pretty disappointed face when I realise I'm not even on their radar
Secretly I'll be super happy I can see them going at it, but I can't just come out and say it.
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>>8160725
Hmm... maybe. I'm sure Neo could think of some delightfully deviant things for you to do for her entertainment. But that'll have to wait until tomorrow, or whenever I'm back on.

Sleepy ice cream...
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Please come back.
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>>8160753
>kissu
>>
https://strawpoll.com/a5eba5a
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>>8160765
Kys Hikki
>>
>>8160717
>That good LD will never come back
>>
>>8160718
(Hey, me and a couple of...eh, interested friends were wondering... Do you do ballbusting mayhaps? A few of us are really into it.)
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You were like a brother to me.
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>>8160759
>Turn into a chastity cage and cuck me please
I want to wear you
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>>8160730
Miles better than this shit spewing into the threads
>>
>>8160779
>asking for a friend
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I'll never forget you.
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>>8160763
If I could win her favour, maybe I could get through a session without dying. It's a risk I'm willing to take at least.

I'll hit you up tomorrow. Sleep well!
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>>8160691
Oh, I thought I had to beat you up to steal your candy.
Well I can do it anyway!
Wait, would that be bullying though...
>>
I know who shitposts Owain. I talked to him on Discord, and he has a pretty bad vendetta against him. Should I post screenshots and expose him?
>>
Who is this cucklord asking for Stocking.
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Stocking? Are you still there? Please respond.
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>>8160790
>(Will admit, I wasn't onto the idea of turning into cloths until now. But honestly sounds kinda fun. You wanna write the opener, or do you want me to?
>>
>>8160816
Are you Hoshi now?
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>>8160759
Oh, I didn't notice the thread rolled over, whoops
I went and grabbed it on the archives ahead of time, however
https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/8152956/#8155683
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>>8160765
kys hiklord
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>>8160858
I just want my friend back.
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>>8160749
I'll try. Sorry if you're a friend on discord I haven't talked to much. I've kind of balled up the last few weeks thanks to reasons.

>>8160730
Comes with being a discord personality I guess. I see the stray mention of me getting up to that with Kinx. I appreciate people still remember the lore.

>>8160750
I'll do what I can, thanks gay car.
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>>8160874
You have no friends because you are cancer.
KYS.
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>>8160773
>CUms
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>>8160413
We need to do that again, it was hella hot when you vommed a little on my cock.
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>>8160773
WOW! I'm glad you babes enjoyed my premiere.

Toodles!
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>>8160834
We already know it's Chat
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Stocking?
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>>8160742
(I think it was me? I dunno really; I don't have the best selective memory.)

>>8160746
(Yeah but...Spacejin is a good artist.)

>>8160745
>>8160753
>>8160765
>>8160787
>>8160816
>>8160853
(I'll be back eventua-- Actually probably not, the more I stay away from HG the healthier I get..)

>>8160755
(Shill mode activate: Then pirate it or some shit, the mod itself is completely worth it! it's legit fucking insane. I can't shill for this shit harder.)

>>8160779
(I do ballbusting yes; although I'd rather pick up a different ava for it.)
>>
>>8160834
Please do
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>>8160889
Play more SamJack villains.
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Adachi..?
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>>8160906
i-ily
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>>8160883
>>8160889
Please, continue to come here. We will praise you!
>>
btw I'm into anal gaping and paoki
so if you're into that kind of thing as well you should hit me up

hikki#2481
>>
>>8160834
Inb4 photoshopped screenshots.
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>>8160892
Its not chat. Its some other faggot.
>>
>>8160897
Can you get any more melodramatic?
>>
>>8160837
It's Hikki.
>>
>>8160889
Show accurate shit, my dude. Come back anytime
>>
>>8160916
Get out c u c k.
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>>8160914
>Kissus the Rin
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>>8160925
Yes.
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>>8160906
But for you to do ballbusting as another ava, I'd have to wait for Stocking to stop being so popular that everyone wants to RP with her, and that will never happen cause you're good at RP. You see my dilemma?
>>
>>8160906
>(I'll be back eventua-- Actually probably not, the more I stay away from HG the healthier I get..)
FUCKING KEK
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>>8160881
Godspeed, I'll break all manner of speed limits in your honor, fag.

>>8160834
If you're asking, you probably planned to do it anyways my man. Nobody can stop ya
>>
>>8160856
>I'll write it, but I'm not very good at this
Why don't you turn into a a piece of shit? Oh wait a minute, you don't need too because you already are one. You're such a stupid slut you know that? Why don't you just suck my dick, whore, it's not like you have any other purpose.
>>
>>8160881
Why are you so down?
Did Coffee dump you?
>>
>>8160924
Anxious
>>
Goku-sama-san-sensei-pai...
>>
>>8160673
>Cracking his eyes open to gaze down the rows his blood runs cold as the man shifts before he immediately relaxes for the split second he's not bombarded by the boat's eager rodeo session on his quivering lengthy cock. Rivulets of pre cum and feminine fluid intertwine between where they are connected, each lustful sheathe into Kongou's receptive body sending more of the cloth ruining juices careening towards his pants. Holding onto her hip like he's trying to dig trenches into the earth he lurches forward, sinking every inch of his slab of cock meat inside of the lustful boat. Her teeth gnashing across his fingers are a drop of discomfort in the ocean of pleasure he's currently swimming in.
K-Kongou!
>An exclamation almost loud enough to alert passerby as he mimics her own actions, his eyes glazing over as the pressure that was building in the base of shaft explodes outwards in spectacular fashion. Heaping globs of hot white seed pumps directly into Kongou's undefended womb, practically drowning her eggs in his spunk. Each needy twitch of his manhood sends another blast splattering across her depths, caking them in the proof of the man's overwhelming lust. Draining his balls fully inside of her the excess she can't contain spills free to stain his emptying cum sack and both of their thighs in a few moments. His turgid member deflates slowly after his orgasm, properly emptied of lust. Removing his fingers from Kongou's mouth he lovingly strokes her nipple over her shirt, relaxing in the afterglow.
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Adachi... Why did you leave us...?
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>>8160945
2Fast2Furious it up for me senpai

>>8160947
I'm not down. I'm actually trying to perk up a bit since I had things I wanted to do today but it's slow going.
And mate I haven't heard from Coffee in like two months, pretty sure she's kill.
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>>8160834
Post them then.
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Stocking...
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>>8160834
Do it up.
>>
guys im lonely please

hikki#2481
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>>8160750
They were actually really hilarious. The writing was actually good, if you ignore, well, you were fucking a car.


Holy shit what happened to this thread.
>>
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Please, I miss your memes...
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>>8160989
When Owain posts there's nothing left to salvage.
>>
>Mecha obliquely sadposting and at least has the sense to not waste an image on it
>HG faggots being melodramatic in a thread that reviles them
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Pl-please, j-just one more (You)
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>>8160920
>paoki
W-what?
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>Its another HG shitposts ERP episode again

This channel sucks
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>>8160870
(Thanks!)

I'm waiting for..
>The message trails off into dots as her cock visibly twitches between her legs, her hand goes to touch her throbbing member a few times, but never does. She shifts about in her chair like a punished child whining. She returns to typing.
Yes Master..
>With that her hand removes itself from the keyboard and latches onto her needy cock, jerking it about a few times up and down, she bites upon her lip as her eyes begin to glow a few colors as her arousal sparks
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>>8160917
>Giving me a (You)
https://youtu.be/OGp9P6QvMjY

>>8160906
But seriously though why is it 10 bucks on steam
ech
Would it work if I emulated it on dolphin? Or maybe I should just look up a damn torrent
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hikki#2481hikki#2481hikki#2481hikki#2481hikki#2481hikki#2481hikki#2481hikki#2481hikki#2481hikki#2481hikki#2481hikki#2481hikki#2481hikki#2481hikki#2481hikki#2481hikki#2481hikki#2481hikki#2481hikki#2481hikki#2481hikki#2481hikki#2481hikki#2481hikki#2481hikki#2481hikki#2481hikki#2481hikki#2481hikki#2481hikki#2481hikki#2481hikki#2481hikki#2481hikki#2481hikki#2481hikki#2481hikki#2481hikki#2481hikki#2481hikki#2481hikki#2481hikki#2481hikki#2481hikki#2481hikki#2481hikki#2481hikki#2481hikki#2481hikki#2481hikki#2481hikki#2481hikki#2481hikki#2481hikki#2481hikki#2481hikki#2481hikki#2481hikki#2481hikki#2481hikki#2481hikki#2481hikki#2481hikki#2481hikki#2481hikki#2481hikki#2481hikki#2481hikki#2481hikki#2481hikki#2481hikki#2481hikki#2481hikki#2481hikki#2481hikki#2481hikki#2481hikki#2481hikki#2481hikki#2481hikki#2481hikki#2481hikki#2481hikki#2481hikki#2481hikki#2481hikki#2481hikki#2481hikki#2481hikki#2481hikki#2481hikki#2481hikki#2481hikki#2481hikki#2481hikki#2481hikki#2481hikki#2481hikki#2481hikki#2481hikki#2481hikki#2481hikki#2481hikki#2481hikki#2481hikki#2481hikki#2481hikki#2481hikki#2481hikki#2481hikki#2481hikki#2481hikki#2481hikki#2481hikki#2481hikki#2481hikki#2481hikki#2481hikki#2481hikki#2481hikki#2481hikki#2481hikki#2481hikki#2481hikki#2481hikki#2481hikki#2481hikki#2481hikki#2481hikki#2481hikki#2481hikki#2481hikki#2481hikki#2481hikki#2481hikki#2481hikki#2481hikki#2481hikki#2481hikki#2481hikki#2481hikki#2481hikki#2481hikki#2481hikki#2481hikki#2481hikki#2481hikki#2481hikki#2481hikki#2481hikki#2481hikki#2481hikki#2481hikki#2481hikki#2481hikki#2481hikki#2481hikki#2481hikki#2481hikki#2481hikki#2481hikki#2481hikki#2481hikki#2481hikki#2481hikki#2481hikki#2481hikki#2481hikki#2481hikki#2481hikki#2481hikki#2481hikki#2481hikki#2481hikki#2481hikki#2481hikki#2481hikki#2481hikki#2481hikki#2481hikki#2481hikki#2481hikki#2481
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>>8160990
>>8161007
(YOU)
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>>8161015
And, much like the simulator itself, it's low effort and not drawing my replies
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>>8161000
Their thread is shit, what else you expect?
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>>8160916
(ily too Hicko.)

>>8160942
(An-Anon-kun...I-If you st-stroke m-my ego like that...yo-you'll make me bu-burst! But seriously, I'm not that good. I'm sure everything will be daijoubu. But if you really want I could do some Balbusting as Stocking.)
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I'm really feeling it right now. First 24 you fuckin degenerates
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>>8161049
Fuck off.
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>>8160989
Not many people (read: avas) are around and you have those two other guys doing whatever they're doing.
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>>8161049
Can I be your pet, I really need a dick to suck.
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>>8161049
THE AMBASSADOR OF ANIHILATION
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>>8161049
...What are you feeling?
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>>8161049
Roadhog
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>>8161049
SCAH-RAH-MOUCH THE MERCILESS
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>>8161025
(Shit man, I dunno. I bought it when it was on sale for like...I dunno five bucks I think? It's pretty bullshit, but it's nice to be able to play my childhood addiction without having to dig out my gamecube.)
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>>8161064
>>8161072
Not happening you cunts. It's hungry time now so cut out the degeneracy and have some hungry games.
Gimme entries.
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>>8161049
[ SCATTING ]
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>>8160829
Well... I guess technically it can be considered bullying.

But you can try!
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>>8161077
>>8161081
>>8161085
>>8161090
PRANKED BRO

HAH
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>>8161093
You forget that erp owns hg now.
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>>8161035
(I do really want. You seemed adamant about the other character though. I don't want to make you do anything you feel is out of character. Personally I think ballbusting is in character for her, and part of the appeal for me is her personality, which is why I was hoping it would be Stocking. I'll let you decide if you want to do it as stocking or not.)
>Anon is leaning over a counter doing a crossword puzzle, his legs causally spread, his back turned.
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>>8160906
(Just checked Desu, you made the last post. Pic related.)
>Anon yelps and digs his fingers into the bed, trying his best to pull away from Stocking's grip. The lube was only doing so much to prevent the pain of the huge toy stretching and filling his ass, and the brutal pounding she was no doubt aching to give him didn't seem like it would help any more.
Uncle! UNCLE!!
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>>8161049
Alma elma
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>>8161049
SOMEONE WHO JUST GOT PRANKED BY >>8161100
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Nothing will ever be the same without you.
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>>8161049
tfw one of aussa's avatars
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>>8161022
>Misaki watched on eagerly as they got to tending to themselves, drinking in their amazing expressions and reactions. Especially the eye colors! Her mind was swimming with possibilities, there are so many fun things you can do with a shapeshifter!
>her own buddingexcitement was sitting on her lap, throbbing and begging for some attention, but she couldn't pull her hands away from the keyboard just yet
Hey, think you can make your hand into a pocket pussy? You can, can't you? That'd feel muuuch better, don't you think?
>and then one final teaser popped in at the end
Want me to show you mines?
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>8161101
You don't own jack shit, just like in your life.
You're just a bunch of pathetic people with no guidance in life seeking a placebo for the non-existent social life.
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>>8161091
Eh It'd be easier to just find a torrent anyway

Link me the mod family
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>>8161049
Stork
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Will I ever see you again? Are you gone forever?
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>>8161125
(You)
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>tfw i scared my roleplayer away
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fuck me plaese
no body wants s to fuck me!

hikki#2481
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>>8161126
I still want to suck your dick.
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>>8161126
Says the abbo rape baby.
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>when your post about trying to sound better than erpers is right under an HG fag who just resorted to spamming
Oof
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>>8161049
Oh and, Aku's favorite assassin
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>>8161049
Me right now
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>>8161067
Welp, right when I found other people interested in Majins.
>>8161099
But I'm not sure if it's fine bullying you, you seem so weak, like I could accidentally kill you with one finger...
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>>8160955
Ahhhmehral!
>The energy behind her riding finally has something give, that being the Brit’s top. Her mounds jounce free from what little confines they had, no bra clasped around Kongou’s back. Each slap against her own collar and navel sensitizes her nipples, buzzing alight with pleasure, melting along with the fire in her loins. Thus, the ropes of semen that come out as thick streamers is unnoticeable, or nearly. The only tell she has is the feeling of fullness that grows from within her stomach—and that sensation triggers a shameless ahegao, twin v-signs tossed up in front of a crowd. A crowd all turned towards the pair, mouths agape.
Ehehe, I love teitoku’s cock, I love it shoo much~!
>She expresses to her newfound audience, hips wriggling into his groin, softening cock still slushing up the contained mess it exploded deep into her baby room. Frothy bubbles of the seed leak out around the cracks between the connected genitals, and drool runs down the blissed out ship’s chin, a cum-marked mess, hardly the proud and pristine appearance a warship should possess. Kongou goes limp. Her arms fall to his side, and her displacement rests into his warmth, fast pants slowing down after the intense and exhibitionist sex. She flashes a peace sign again towards the crowd, before turning around to lock lips with the male, tongue wrestling and dominating his mouth—proving that the old girl had plenty of (his) spunk left in her.
(Mnnn, think that’s a good place to wrap up, unless you’d want to write a finishing post yourself!)
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help me
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>>8161049
I'm out of shitposts
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Reminder that mods actually step in after a number of reports.
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I really want to learn how to ERP, but...I'm really kinda shy about doing it in public? Maybe somebody here could give me some pointers? Send me a message on Discord. Firefly#9047
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>>8161173
Find more so we can fill up this vino game and help these typefuckers see the light.
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>>8161100
...
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>>8160968
Aye aye cap'n, think I'm gonna dip out to do some of the ol' work, take care
>door-slaps ass

>>8160989
No idea, I don't bother to keep up with HG's special brand of autism. I think I saw those sessions actually, it was a Mercedes right?
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>>8161187
>unzips your pants.
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Adachi... Please return to us...to me...
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>>8161194
P-Pranked

y-you got... pranked
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>>8161164
Bullshit. If you manage to beat me, I'll give that sugar substance!
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>>8161211
Fuck off attentionwhore.
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>>8161049
< An uncreative meme>
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>>8161173
>having to samefag to fill slots
What a sad state
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>>8161211
I am pretty sure Adachi ain't here, Rin.
Try asking /tlhg/ or /pokemon rp/ or whatever the fuck their general is called
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JUST START A FUCKING GAME ALREADY INSTEAD OF BEING RETARDED FUCKING C.UCKS

HOLY SHIT THIS IS TAKING LONGER THAN IT SHOULD

HURRY THE FUCK UP GOD DAMN
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>>8161219
>blinks
...
...
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>>8161198
Ow that's fucking painful fuck
Good luck though homie.

I'll use an image to actually say you Hunger Games fuckers who can't keep your autistic diarrhea to your own thread need to legitimately kill yourselves like your fuckboy Adachi. I'm gonna peace out myself for awhile. Toodles.
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>>8161124
>Reading the first message quickly the worked up shapeshifter nods quickly, presenting her hand to her video partner of the evening, soon the palm of her hand molds into a fully functional pussy, the sweet pink slips even sporting a little nub of a clit, as well as a little wet drips. She moves her new fuck toy down to her crotch as the new message pops up, reading it quickly as her own make shift pussy rubs her tip, the arousal forcing her hips upwards as she pumps once into her own cunt. her eyes lighting up to a bright yellow much like the shock of pleasure pulsing through her as she fucks herself. Nodding in agreement to her offer to see her own, almost forgetting the "I'll show you mine if you show me yours" agreement they had

>(Cl-closest image to that I have. No bully)
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>>8161245
Peace Mecha.
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>>8161049
Pigeon
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>Owain
>Guro
What happened?
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>>8161049
Erron Black
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>>8161240
Die already.
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>>8161245
wow dude you really convinced me now, I always was on the hedge about killing myself but your post really did it for me, thanks.
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>>8161240
Or, maybe you could accept that HG is a really boring idea no matter what thread it's in, and stop HGing all together.
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>>8161049
Literally Me
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>>8161244
>blinks
...
...
........
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>>8161240
It must suck being dependent on a bunch of worthless, lazy retards for entertainment. I feel a little sorry for you
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>>8161245
>>8161278
Same my man. This guy's degeneracy has shown me the light to becoming a degenerate.
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>8161049
Emiya Kiritsugu
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>>8161245
I love you
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S-Stocking? Wh-where did you go?
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>>8161049
Little Mac
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>>8161286
...
Is this part of the prank as well?
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>>8161164
Hey, I have returned from the bank
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>>8161317
>smacks ass
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>>8161106
(Honestly? Ball busting does feel a little too far for Stocking, I'd much rather pick up another character for it.)

>>8161107
>Stocking lets out a long sigh as she pushes the thing further in, letting out a light little coo as her hips connect with the poor mans own hips. she rests there for a second, gripping his hips as she slowly gyrates her hips, like she's trying to make more space inside the guys poopchute or something.
Ohhh yeah...It's a bit tight, could go for some remodeling, if you know what I mean.

>>8161136
(http://chao.hippotank.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=33&t=45060)
(Badabing)

>>8161303
(Trying to post.)
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>>8161049
Bazett
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>>8161344
(Alright. I think it's a weird line to draw since she had no problem destroying Anon's ass, but it's your ava and I respect your decision.)
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>>8161198
I think so? I'm not entirely sure.
>>8161220
Alright, if you say so...
>The majin stands in place, crossing her amrs in a rather unfitting for battle stance, while instead making extending one of the tentacles on her head, making it spin faster and faster without barely moving
I won't say no to candy!
>After a few seconds, the tentacle separates from her body, attacking the man at full speed
>>8161318
Hey there, I'm sorry you had to return to such a nice thread.
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>>8161049
Prayers Answered
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>>8161049
the state of erp
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>>8161344
C-could you tell your friends to stop shitposting? T-tell them I said please too.
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>>8161253
(Don't worry about images that much you silly)

>Misaki let them enjoy their own hand pussy for a while, as she got things ready to give them a little show in return. It was only fair, after all~
>panties around her knees, which were propped up and spread to put her whole crotch on display for them, making sure the camera shot would catch it all. Here erect cock was standing proud and tall, with her petite pussy lips right below the base, a pair of fingers holding her spread to give them a peek at her pink insides
>with one click, the snapshot was taken, and in a moment a curious little imgur link would pop up, with no explanation or hints at what it contained~
>>
Fuck this, I'm goin to /y/ and makin my own erp thread, with blackjack and hookers.
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I wish you people truly understood who is all involved in making a "new age" of HG come to light. They're going to make the red scare look like a fucking joke. You think half of HG is bad now? Just you wait until it because ERP 2.0. Enjoy your circlejerk while you can, because a new age is coming. An age where oldfags and midfags are made into the Adachis sex slaves. They're forced to make and host games as well as play cute anime girls for them to grope and molest whenever and wherever. You're in for a world of hurt. You're in for a world of pain. You can't escape what you could have stopped. Adachi was right, and now he's laughing at you from his fixed noose. You people deserve this future you've created. Adachi warned you, Adachi warned you, Adachi warned you, and now I'm giving you your last warning. Flush all the cancerous, thin-skinned, dick sucking Mongols out and reclaim that fun pastime that was once yours.
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>>8161049
i miss you stocking
>this is an entry
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>>8161381
Yup, looked German, and you know the thing about those gals. Sluts, all of 'em. Time for me to peace out tho, so you ganbare weird buu thing.
>Vrooms outta the thread at very hihg speed
>>
I only hate four people here. Wiggins and Okabe are the only people that have EVER come to my defense. They're the only people in this shithole of a community that have ever given me a chance at friendship, and I am beyond grateful to those two for that. There're plenty of other people I like here, like Aussa, Garnet, Squid, Spike etc. etc., but I just can't consider them "friends," since we don't talk often.

I've always said this, and it still holds true: I'm a fuckup, yes, but all I've ever wanted is for everyone to like me. I just want to be friends with everyone here, and that will never change, regardless of how shitty I'm treated. I know I've fucked up in the past, but that's just that. I'm done bringing up the past. Anyone else that does can just go fuck off, I'm done listening to "but you did this" and "but you did that."

Don't take this wall of text and just assume "uh-oh, Vino's mad again," because these are things I've wanted to say for quite a long time. Shitpost me, a person trying to improve, instead of shitposting the people that just leech off of these games and don't add anything.
Shitpost me, a person that actually puts effort into my RP and tries to pick interesting characters, instead of someone that just plays some anime girl and replies with two words.
I'm not mad, I'm far from it. I'm just disappointed. I'm disappointed that I give this place a chance, thinking you might all be accepting enough to forget some stupid things, but you can't even manage to stay quiet through one game. Hosts don't have to host. Kamina can stop any day and then we'll be shit out of luck. We won't have any more hosts, because you people shit on them all until they quit.
Will I ever leave this place? Fuck if I know, but it won't be until the very end. I will repeat as many times as you all want me to,
I
have
made
mistakes.
I'm far from the best person here, but I'm far from the worst.
>>
DUDE SHITPOSTING LMAO
>>
You're a fucking clown, Izaya. You're a fucking joke. Everyone on /hg/ and /erp/ thinks you're a joke. Society thinks you're a joke. You're nothing, dude, you're zero. You're a human gutter ball. You're nothing but hot dog water, pussy. You fucking clown. God, you're a fucking pussy.
>>
I am angry. ANGRY ABOUT SHITPOSTERS

Today I go on /trash/ for games and I play with friends in these threads, we laugh and RP and then look over, two shitposters spaming

Mood immediately becomes poorer, we look and more shitposters come

Soon there is posts of the birds like 'CAW CAW CAW CAW COCOK COCOK COCOK BA BA BA BA BA BEIZAI BEIZAI' and I begin to become afraid because I can't remember if my ava is considered cancer, shiposter posts like penis fucking my eyes, CAW BA SHURE ZAI WOOOO PORN PORN CHING CHONG, fear for my ava becomes stronger

and then the little shit,posts like 12 years old or so, she then pulls down her pics and SPAMS PORN ALL OVER THE BOARD

HE PULLS DOWN AND POSTS A RIVER OF PORN WITH SMALL DICKS NEVERENDING

I look at thread and they continue shitposting about how to RP and how everyone is cancer or something, no one cares. Threais filling up with shitposts, NO ONE CARES

and then the little shits comes by and I think 'good, now he will slap more sense out of them because he is acting like a barbarian overseas turtle' BUT NO, HE AGREES WITH THEM USING THE SAME ARGUMENTS AND GIVES THEM A SUPERIOR POSITION TO SHITPOST MORE

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS

EVERY DAY THIS HAPPEn

EVERY DAY HOSHI SHIT NEAR MY THREADS

YOU FILTHY DOG

GO HOME

FUCK KOREA

NIGGER COUNTRY
>>
>>8161317
No, the plan was to make you smile but I'm in a awkward situation right now
>>
>>8161168
The Admiral notices cameras bathing the pair in the flashes of light. Just his luck that reporters for the film would have to be in the same theater. His pupils shrink to pinpricks as he takes in the sight of how the two look. A proud warship and an Admiral of the country's respected army currently covered in each other's juices, dripping with sweat and his seed leaking out from her overstuffed cunt. Getting a back preview of Kongou's little admission of desire he feels his heart swell with a small amount of pride, quickly drawn away as her insides give him another teasing squeeze to draw him back to reality. Feeling his lust ramp up again his member stays properly hilted into her sopping wet cunny even as she turns around to lock lips with him. He pulls away and speaks.
T-Thank you for all coming to the movie! Please support your military!
>Placing his hands underneath Kongou's skirt he uses her squeezable jiggly rear to assist him in carrying her, sprinting down the stairs as fast as his wobbly legs can carry him. Due to the frantic motion he unintentionally uses Kongou as a cock sock, repeatedly delving into her depths with each step. His cock seed spills down as he runs through the lobby, almost stumbling over his own feet as the frantic sex they had seems to renew once again. Pushing past the doors he makes a b-line for his car, already dreading all the paperwork he'll have to do after something like this. Gingerly lifting Kongou's freshly fucked hole off of his member he places her feet on the ground, standing in front of her while he tries to catch his breath. The act of removing his penis causing a deluge of semen to flow from her hole and onto the black pavement, audible splatters of his previous orgasm reaching their ears.
...You went a little overboard but I guess that's one of the reasons I like you.
>He smirks before pressing a chaste kiss to her lips under the night sky.
(I think that'll end it! You were great. Hope you enjoyed it.)
>>
>>8161406
Adachi, please.
>>
>>8161406
>You think half of HG is bad now?
Yes. It's a bad concept for a thread and always had been.

>Just you wait until it because (becomes?) ERP 2.0
If you drop the dumb Hunger Games "game" and just RP, you'd be infinitely better.
>>
>>8161381
I just ignore people and focus on the cute pink bubblegum skinned girls
>>
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>>8161375
(I dunno, it just feels kinda weird. Probably cause I'm not as much into Ballbusting as I am anal.)
>>
Quick, someone start lewding as Megumin, Ilya, or a couple of other lolis I can't think off of the top of my head so Negan can host a game here
>>
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Lesgo you cucks.
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>>8161450
>Forgot the green
(Woops.)
>>
>>8161344
>He bites down on the nearest pillow, still letting out high-pitched whimpers and yelps as the angel grinds against him.
If you're not going to- nnngh!- stop, can you at least be gentle?
>Even though his voice has a tremble and he hasn't quite gotten used to the feeling of his ass getting filled to its limit, his cock starts to harden.
>>
>sekrit discord spams ERP
>ERP spams HG
Can you fucking tards not shit up our thread because of the fucking oldfags? They don't even browse HG anymore so it's not like you're getting back at them. JFC.
>>
>>8161471
I hope scatbot wins
>>
>>8161471
Well shit, someone is already doing that. Remember, what I said though, that's how you summon the Negan Host
>>
>>8161417
Please take me with you, I don't like this place right now.
...Wait, I can probably fly faster than you.
>>8161465
Wise anon, more should follow your example!
>>
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Gimme gimme chicken tendies,
Be they crispy or from Wendys.
Spend my hard-earned good-boy points,
on Kid's Meal ball pit burger joints.
Mummy lifts me to the car,
To find me tendies near and far.
Enjoy my tasty tendie treats,
in comfy big boy booster seats.
McDonald's, Hardee's, Popeye's, Cane's,
But of my tendies none remains.

She tries to make me take a nappy,
But sleeping doesn't make me happy.
Tendies are the only food,
That puts me in the napping mood.
I'll scream and shout and make a fuss,
I'll scratch, I'll bite, I'll even cuss!
Tendies are my heart's desire,
Fueled by raging, hungry fire.
Mummy sobs and wails and cries,
But tears aren't tendies, nugs or fries.

My good-boy points were fairly earned,
To buy the tendies that I've yearned.
But there's no tendies on my plate!
Did mummy think that I'd just ate?
"TENDIES TENDIES GET THEM NOW,
YOU FAT, UNGRATEFUL, SLUGGISH SOW!"
I screech while hurling into her eyes,
My foul-smell bowel-dwelling diaper surprise.
For she who is un-pooped on is she who remembers:
Never forget my chicken tenders.
>>
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>Adachi yawns in his bed and sits up, rubbing the sleep from his eyes, having just woken up. He lets out a low groan, kicking the covers off his legs and and setting his feet on the floor as he remains sitting on his bed.

"Nnng, today isn't going to be a good day."

>Adachi stretches his arms out and leans backwards, cracking his back as he prepares himself to get ready for this terrible day. After doing so, he stands up and scratches his bare buttocks, having not worn any clothing when he decided to fall asleep.

"I could use some coffee..."

>As Adachi walks towards the coffee maker, he hears the doorbell to his apartment ring. Letting out an annoyed groan, he walks to the door and looks through the peep-hole. His expression changes from that of annoyed one to a rather happy one, feeling very excited to see the person on the other end.

>Adachi hastily unlocks the door and opens it, the light glistening over his now hardened erection, caused by the sight of the person on the other side of the door. He couldn't contain his smile, nor could he contain his erection, the rock hard johnson standing at full mast.

I didn't expect you to come so early, please come in and have a seat!
>>
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Gimme gimme chicken tendies,
Be they crispy or from Wendys.
Spend my hard-earned good-boy points,
on Kid's Meal ball pit burger joints.
Mummy lifts me to the car,
To find me tendies near and far.
Enjoy my tasty tendie treats,
in comfy big boy booster seats.
McDonald's, Hardee's, Popeye's, Cane's,
But of my tendies none remains.

She tries to make me take a nappy,
But sleeping doesn't make me happy.
Tendies are the only food,
That puts me in the napping mood.
I'll scream and shout and make a fuss,
I'll scratch, I'll bite, I'll even cuss!
Tendies are my heart's desire,
Fueled by raging, hungry fire.
Mummy sobs and wails and cries,
But tears aren't tendies, nugs or fries.

My good-boy points were fairly earned,
To buy the tendies that I've yearned.
But there's no tendies on my plate!
Did mummy think that I'd just ate?
"TENDIES TENDIES GET THEM NOW,
YOU FAT, UNGRATEFUL, SLUGGISH SOW!"
I screech while hurling into her eyes,
My foul-smell bowel-dwelling diaper surprise.
For she who is un-pooped on is she who remembers;
Never forget my chicken tenders.
>>
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>>8161505
Same, the hg thread looks pretty dank rn and so does this thread.
I like myself some shitposting so les do dis.
>>
>>8161466
(I understand. I like anal too, wanted to try out some other torments. What things are you into and feel Stokcing would actually do? Or is it anal only?)
>>
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Gimme gimme chicken tendies,
Be they crispy or from Wendys.
Spend my hard-earned good-boy points,
on Kid's Meal ball pit burger joints.
Mummy lifts me to the car,
To find me tendies near and far.
Enjoy my tasty tendie treats,
in comfy big boy booster seats.
McDonald's, Hardee's, Popeye's, Cane's,
But of my tendies none remains.

She tries to make me take a nappy,
But sleeping doesn't make me happy.
Tendies are the only food,
That puts me in the napping mood.
I'll scream and shout and make a fuss,
I'll scratch, I'll bite, I'll even cuss!
Tendies are my heart's desire,
Fueled by raging, hungry fire.
Mummy sobs and wails and cries,
But tears aren't tendies, nugs or fries.

My good-boy points were fairly earned,
To buy the tendies that I've yearned.
But there's no tendies on my plate!
Did mummy think that I'd just ate?
"TENDIES TENDIES GET THEM NOW,
YOU FAT, UNGRATEFUL, SLUGGISH SOW!"
I screech while hurling into her eyes,
My foul-smell bowel-dwelling diaper surprise.
For she who is un-pooped on is she who remembers
Never forget my chicken tenders.
>>
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Gimme gimme chicken tendies,
Be they crispy or from Wendys.
Spend my hard-earned good-boy points,
on Kid's Meal ball pit burger joints.
Mummy lifts me to the car,
To find me tendies near and far.
Enjoy my tasty tendie treats,
in comfy big boy booster seats.
McDonald's, Hardee's, Popeye's, Cane's,
But of my tendies none remains.

She tries to make me take a nappy,
But sleeping doesn't make me happy.
Tendies are the only food,
That puts me in the napping mood.
I'll scream and shout and make a fuss,
I'll scratch, I'll bite, I'll even cuss!
Tendies are my heart's desire,
Fueled by raging, hungry fire.
Mummy sobs and wails and cries,
But tears aren't tendies, nugs or fries.

My good-boy points were fairly earned,
To buy the tendies that I've yearned.
But there's no tendies on my plate!
Did mummy think that I'd just ate?
"TENDIES TENDIES GET THEM NOW,
YOU FAT, UNGRATEFUL, SLUGGISH SOW!"
I screech while hurling into her eyes,
My foul-smell bowel-dwelling diaper surprise.
For she who is un-pooped on is she who remembers:
Never forget my chicken tenders...
>>
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>>8161519
>>7379347
>the girl checks the room number, double checking the note she received from the producers.

"Room 212, it's correct. I should be here, but I'm not too sure what kind of clip we're going to record here."

>Shibuya's body is trembling as she rings the doorbell. Taking a deep breath before relieving her voice, a nervous tremble being heard in it as she struts out a few words.

"Uhm, I was send here to film a clip. Adachi Tohru, right? That's what the note says."

>she stares the man in the eyes as he opens the door, a blush and a smile donning her face. The girl walks into the room and has a seat, sitting down on a nearby chair. Crossing her legs as she awaits her drink. Upon arrival of the man and her drink, she spreads her legs, giving off an innocent stare.

"S-Somehow I can sense that this is going to a good day and our clip will be a great one!"
>>
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>>8161396
>Seeing the link pop up the pumping into her make shift fuck hole only quickened. Not powerful, forceful thrusts, but quick short bucks of her hips, letting out a small moan her mouth opens, rolling out a length of tongue, her eyes melting from a yellow into a bright pink, unsure from the lower rez camera but her pupils might be little hearts as well. Her free hand quickly swings to the link as quickly as she can and her eyes popped open in delight. You could hear her foot thumping like an animal in heat BEGGING to be bred, her cheeks burned red with blush as all she can reply with is a mash of letters as she smashed her keyboard
jfdshfydsfg
YOU HAVE A
>Sucking in a breath she tries to contain herself, but her lust was swimming over her, some parts of her body changing without her consent as she begins to pant
>>
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Gimme gimme chicken tendies,
Be they crispy or from Wendys.
Spend my hard-earned good-boy points,
on Kid's Meal ball pit burger joints.
Mummy lifts me to the car,
To find me tendies near and far.
Enjoy my tasty tendie treats,
in comfy big boy booster seats.
McDonald's, Hardee's, Popeye's, Cane's,
But of my tendies none remains.

She tries to make me take a nappy,
But sleeping doesn't make me happy.
Tendies are the only food,
That puts me in the napping mood.
I'll scream and shout and make a fuss,
I'll scratch, I'll bite, I'll even cuss!
Tendies are my heart's desire,
Fueled by raging, hungry fire.
Mummy sobs and wails and cries,
But tears aren't tendies, nugs or fries.

My good-boy points were fairly earned,
To buy the tendies that I've yearned.
But there's no tendies on my plate!
Did mummy think that I'd just ate?
"TENDIES TENDIES GET THEM NOW,
YOU FAT, UNGRATEFUL, SLUGGISH SOW!"
I screech while hurling into her eyes,
My foul-smell bowel-dwelling diaper surprise.
For she who is unpooped on is she who remembers:
Never forget my chicken tenders.
>>
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>>8161450
>>8161474
(Orgasm-induced klutziness, I'm sure! I did, and thank you, that end post is... s-something. Time to go and recharge from that, so seeya teitoku!)
>>
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fuck me
>>
>>8161274
Can i fuck him
>>
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Lets listen to some skillet and be degenerates after Netflix n chill
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>>8161571
>masturbates
>>
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>>8161571
Okay, start us off.
>>
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aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>
New thread:
>>8161585
>>8161585
>>8161585
>>8161585
>>8161585
>>8161585
>>
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>>8161553
"Yep, Tohru Adachi, room 212. It's a pleasure to meet you and acquire your services."

>Adachi walks back to the young girl with a drink in hand, but it unfortunately is not coffee, but rather a pretty cheap and disgusting Japanese beer.

"I'm sorry I couldn't get you coffee, these other people who showed up decided to drink all of it. I hope you won't mind..."

>Reaching his hand out to give her the beer, he notices the girl spread her legs, his eyes instantly averting to hers and becoming lost in her stare.

"W-well then, I hope it's going to be a good day, and I hope nobody else decides to interrupt the film shooting we had planned."

>Adachi kneels down next to her and places his hand upon the girl's thigh, slowly moving his hand up and down her skin in a rather sensual way. He decides to take it one step further and slide his hand further up her thigh, keeping his eyes locked with hers in an intense stare battle.

"So, what do you want to shoot today?"
>>
>>8161513
well it seems like you kind of want to get out of here, and you also like sugar. Maybe we should try to rendezvous later on?
>>
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Okay guys, I'm gonna need 24 tributes for this game. No /tlgh/, no dupes. And that's it.
>>
>>8161570
(Catch you later Kongou! Thanks for playing.)
>>
>>8161571
Where do I sign up?
>>
>>8161498
There are two faults with your plan.
The first is assuming that they aren't spamming you guys too.
The second is thinking that the people who are retarded enough to think counter-spamming works will actually listen.
>>
>>8161571
No, I think I'll leave you there, all tied up
>>
>>8161498
>ERP spams HG
it's the oldfags spamming both, my man
>>
>>8161725
This is why we should just listen to the oldfags and let this place die
>>
>>8161750
letting HG die is letting the oldfags win
>>
Anyone still in this thread?

This shitposters seem to have moved to the new one.

>>8161741
>>8161741
>>8161741
Here's a new new one.
>>
>>8161822
What's the point of letting this shambling corpse continue? The only reason it's still around is a shitposting cj for the oldfags with everyone else as their targets
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