HG thread

>>8151610
First for fire

sometimes god takes mommies and puppies away

and sometimes

just sometimes

i do too

Shitpost HGA with us.

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Why do these threads always move so fast and why are there always so many people?

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>>8151529
Not just a bit. I'm a little... sexually frustrated at the moment.

>>8151616
First for wind

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>>8151543
I'd be lying if I said that some gals didn't find mysterious people endearing.

>>8151632
Because these threads are not waifu threads

>>8151634
don't worry I'll help ya out senpai

lets head over to /erp/

>>8151632
Because it's less cringing than the rest of /trash/

Did binary anon ruse us

>>8151656
0010110

>>8151616
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=en1uwIzI3SE

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>>8151636
>>8151616
You mean ghost.

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>>8151613
>Knew it. Felt something was off.
>>8151634
You can take care of that you know, like anytime.

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>>8151638
>>8151520
Eh, don't worry about it. I'm just glad the stuff's not getting wasted. So, deal? I can't really shake your hand about it.

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>>8151646
The last time I erp'd with an Anon, it was pretty meh.
>>8151675
Ohh? How?

>>8151664
Thanks for ruining the summon ritual! Now those polluters are gonna get away with it!

Why can't you all shitpost Junko
Hoshi is dead and gone

>>8151680
you can trust me babe I'm owain but with less filler, each word precise and to the point and calculated rigorously to induce one of, if not the, strongest orgasms you'll ever receive when pretending to have sex through text

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Alright Lurkers,
Reveal yourselves or I'm pulling the trigger

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>>8151638
Are you telling me girls don't just judge someone off their looks? I don't think I can believe you, Leo. The ones I've seen have only ever cared about my looks. None of them have ever gotten to know me or anything, yet they still try to "get with me".

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>>8151642
I don't like waifu threads and wanted to move here but Aikawa scares me...
>>8151651
I love cringe what's wrong with you

>>8151708
Because Junko didn't do anything wrong

>>8151719
who the fuck allowed you to breathe you OC looking trash

>>8151708
But he was here earlier.

As for Junko... I don't know what ava she is using atm

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>>8151684
Who is to say I messed it up?
We'll get those polluters before they even know what hit them.

>>8151718
Acerola here!

>>8151732
>Littlefinger

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>>8151680
...You can lick the carpet or something to that effect.

>>8151736
What did he say?

>>8151719
You look like a Danganronpa character had sex with an avocado and created you.

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>>8151718

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>>8151709
Well that sounds pretty promising, but I don't think that's the issue. With Anons I feel kind of violated.
>>8151741
Remove the C.
>>8151751
'Your' carpet?

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>>8151718
>equips Genji shield

>>8151755
damn I love avocado

>>8151708
Meh, Junko is alright desu

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>>8151734
I think you're looking for the man named Joris Cullen. Most people get us confused, but I can assure you that we're polar opposites.

>>8151755
I would be lying if I said I didn't like avocados~

>>8151792
Only three people here would say that desu

>>8151726
>Aikawa scares you
Where did you come from? /b/?

Also, do not mind Aikawa. If you ignore him he loses interest. You can also use filter to block his posts since 99.9% of his images start with ss

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>>8151676
Deal! Thanks! So what's the first order of the day Boss?

>>8151719
Come on now! You said you've been around right? You should know not every girl you meet is going to be the same. Take me for instance!

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>>8151766
Are you kidding?
I can't move the sea! That's impossible on multiple levels.

>>8151754
He kept quiet. He's trying to fade from HG existence

>>8151766
why? is it because of the no-face? don't worry babe for a limited time only i'll let you pick out one male ava of your choice and will play them so perfectly you'll be thinking you're typing to the real fucken deal

any ava, no matter how obscure, i can re-create perfectly. depending on how difficult the task you grant me i will get it done within a certain "research" period that will never, and I mean never, extend past 1 week of length. for example, some more well-known characters are well documented and can be done easily, but more obscure characters will have me scouring through the source material just to improve your ERP experience

every, and I do mean every, ava i have gotten with have poured praise unto praise upon me for my brilliant perfomance. had i an identity and performed my magic more often I would be, without a doubt, the most popular anon within ERP.

>>8151732
>>8151734
>>8151736
>>8151747
>>8151754
>>8151755
>>8151776
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>>8151803
For you bitch!

>Gives everyone the finger

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>>8151766
Nah, mine is kinda dirty and not all that healthy.

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>>8151820
fuck are you me?

>>8151820
Damn this guy is good, he's. it even ERPing and I've cummed twice. You should definitely get with this dude

>>8151819
>fade from HG existence
that's what he shouldn't do

>>8151836
>gives it back

you dropped this sir

>>8151848
you are an RP god and yet even i can say with complete confidence that you are but a smear of shit compared to the talent i possess

>>8151848
Let's fuck in DM again

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>>8151810
You're definitely right about that much. You see, I don't usually talk to...tomboys. That's what they're called, yeah? I'm not saying they're bad, but they're usually very energetic and sweaty. It's hard to talk to them when they leave me at a loss for words.
Though it is refreshing to talk to you. I feel as though we have a lot in common with our mutual interest with adventuring.

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>>8151818
Oh no, the letter C in your name. Aerola.
>>8151820
Wow, you make me smile. But I have to leave now anyway, plus I'm more into girls when it's about pleasure. Though semen is also pretty good.
>>8151847
Dirty? You should shower more often then. I can help you some time if you want.
I'll go masturbate now, see you.

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>>8151877
Woah...this confidence... he's good..

>>8151855
He probably believes it's the only way to enjoy hg anymore. If he quietly vanishes and starts over on HG he would not have to worry about all the shit people start over him.

>>8151898
chicks, chicks with dicks, boys with pussies i can do the whole shebang with a level of skill nobody alive today could ever come close to possessing

>>8151901
your filename says it all, you already acknowledge this as the truth. the aura of confidence i exude is so overwhelming that even those who have yet to see me my roleplay in action can tell "he's the real deal"

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>>8151898
Annnnnd... she said it. Well, shoot. But uh, see you later.

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>>8151810
Wha? Orders? Nah, don't worry about it. Do what you feel like, just keep an eye out for that lady. I'm not one for giving orders like that, myself, anyhow.

host when

cody please fuck me
>city

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Someone needs to fuck me, like right now.

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>>8151803
Yus I a /b/friend. I have trouble ignoring people because then I feel bad for doing it...

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>>8151922
>who have yet to see my my roleplay in action
>see me my roleplay
Your RP a shit.

A shit!!

the city betray you cody fuck me instead
>the codfather

>>8151973
shhhh, he's in character as anon, anon's say stupid things like that

>>8151903
i disagree.

newton's third law: for every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction. real life twists it a bit, to a simple phrase: "keep the balance"

black's counterpart is white

god's counterpart is the devil

here, i can say the counterpart for hoshi was junko. having them both kept a balance here. with one of them gone, the balance shifts completely, and you're left in a single-sided existence.

believe me, i don't like either too much, but hoshi coming back would keep the balance again. existence needs balance. with it gone, chaos can soon follow.

I'd like to get into ERP but I'm quite shy.
If some of you could teach me the ropes in private, I'd really appreciate it.

Wanderer#2382

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>>8151894
You think so? I gotta say I didn't think I would meet someone who shared the same interests as me. Well it's getting kinda late, and I should head to bed. I appreciate our conversation, later!

>>8151933
Anything you say Boss. I'll go ahead and check out my new room! Thanks again Ms.Rika!

>>8151971
Try telling him off?

>wait, what lead you to believe he is stalking you?

>>8151993
Rin, stop these memes mane. I'm too tired to deal wiv dis.

>>8151973
do you know how fast my mind works? how many different scenarios i have to shift through in my head, all the nuance and subtlety i have to include in my dialogues when i put on my act? these fingers are not able to keep up with how fast my mind processes this information, this vessel too slow, too weak. the unfortunate reality of being an absolute RP legend is that my mind's capacity far succeeds my body's potential, and thus errors like that are all certain to happen. it's a sad situation, but when i'm assuming my actual role i push this body to its limits, until it wants to break, until the lettering on my keys have faded from how fast my keystrokes are

as you can see now i haven't been using proper grammar; i have to save that strength for when i actually assume a role

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>>8151971
>Another convert from /b/, eh?

>>8151991
I agree 100%, I was just stating what he is trying to do.

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>>8152022
Goodnight. Let's hope nobody messes with you while you sleep~!

>>8152045
and he shouldn't do that

i do hope he's reading this

>>8152041
Okay. Show us your rp skill. Rp as Roy Rondo

>>8152043
That thing isn't from HG /b/.
Its from the waifu threads.

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337th I need one of these games

First Whatever.

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>>8152071
>/b/ nonetheless, no?

>>8152086
Muffet

>>8152071
Waifu threads also contain rp just like HG, only without the sim

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>>8152086
Kurumizawa Satanichia McDowell

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>>8152086
Raphiel

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>>8152086
Nrvnqsr Chaos

>>8152086
not enough images left

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>>8152086
Hiiro Kagami

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>>8152086
Rantaro Amami

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>>8152086
Konngara

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>>8152086
Lum!

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>>8152086
Orihara Izaya

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>>8152086
Rubick

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>>8152086
Agrias Oaks
>please no bait this time

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>>8152086
Artoria Pendragon

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>>8152086
Uni

>>8152097
>over 200 images left
Retard.

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>>8152086
Chinese CIA

>>8152069
alright this'll take me about a day, i have to analyse all his pre and post-game interviews, his style of play, how he co-operates with his team, his strengths and flaws on the court and all that and then incorporate it into my godlike rp

you will fucking cum mate i swear

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>>8152086
Betrayed Bell Cranel

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>>8152086
Mazda 110s

>>8152127
I bet you have nice rp.

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>>8152086
Kino

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>>8152086
Mikan

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>>8152022
Eh, I'm heading that way, too, I'll show you there.

Later people.

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>>8152086
Lisa

>>8152091
>waifu threads
>rp
Oh my god man you're a fucking riot.
Those threads are like HG without rp or HG. Like the good old April 2015 days of Illya and Mion ooc circlejerking with every anime girl in the thread. That's what the waifu threads are like.

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>>8152086
Saber

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>>8152086
Xeno a

>>8152146
I wish I could RP friend.

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>>8152086
Araragi

>>8152140
Here's the kicker. In the cyoa story he is from, having sex is automatic bad end.

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>>8152025
They told they were my stalker...

>>8152043
Maybe

>>8152071
>thing
rude

>>8152191
Oh.
Sorry.
Is calling you it better?

>>8152166
Uh... We had rp then too. Even the ooc became ic from the circlejerkers

>>8152127
sauce

>>8152208
Nonono. What Illya did was the furthest you could get from rp.

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>>8152086
Orange Star Recon

>>8152227
S-Stop reminding me

>>8152110
>kissu

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>>8152206
no but a hug would make it better..

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>pick up a bunch warhammer books at a book fair
>paid fuck all for them
>ask a warhammer group what they're worth
>a bunch of retarded neckbeards sperg out and tell me they're garbage because they're worth ten-fifteen bucks each max

Why are these kids fucking so spergy?

>>8152248
>hugs you

>Aikawa

>>8152215
She's from arekishi's sandwich series.
Hope you like paizuri because that's all he fucking draws.

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Here it is.

>>8152227
That's just it. That's still rp. Non canonical rp, but rp none the less. They took Illya and warped her into their own creation. Kind of like taking a hdd and reformatting it to replace the os witj your preffered cancerous os

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>>8152248
>hugs you
You won't escape him. You'll be stalked no matter what you do. It's best to make yourself look unwanted. Gain some weight if you need to, but you're going to need to do something.

>>8152235
You're still here?! O.o

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>>8152271
I was a little frightened that this game wasn't going to happen, but alas you have proven me wrong! I think we're good to go, hostess.

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>>8152271
Let us begin, shall we, dearie?

>>8152259
You probably got a codex version that was universally hated amongst 40k fags

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>>8152261
Time to kill myself.

>>8152280
Does this count?
>

>>8152259
Why are you such a fag?

>>8152235
Oh, for what its worth I liked your cancerous ooc thirst circlejerking. It made the threads feel really nice a and its part of the reason I joined all that time ago.

>>8152325
t. cancerous ooc circlejerker

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>>8152271
Let's go already!

>>8152325
Same! While you did technically butcher your canon, you did not fail to entertain, make people laugh, bring people together

>>8152215
Scratch that artist is alexi.
Seems he goes by the 2>>8152266

>>8152348
No, that would be me you're thinking of here >>8152367

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>>8152310
Probably, if so I hope it triggered the fuck out of them.
Bunch of bald thirty year old man children deserve some triggering.
>>8152318
I suck dick for money. That's probably why.

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>>8152355
Yay... ~

>>8152367
holy shit off yourself

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>>8152312
You look amazing! If I were Aikawa I would be arming myself with harpoon guns instead of stalking you.

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>>8152355
Day one.

>>8152384
Despite the uber-nerds, there is some awesome things about 40k. Like the Angry Marines(not canon... Yet), orcs love of dahka n waaaaaggghhhhh, the horribly painted figurines that you paint youself( I have no mouth, yet I must scream!)

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>>8152417
My, I should have thought of this sooner! This is an excellent way to make profit! Ahuhuhu~!

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>>8152417
Excellent work, friends! We've lessened the competition.

>>8152384
>unzips duck

I'll give you a tenner if you suck me off right now.

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>>8152405
Wow rude much?

>>8152400
But then I couldn't enjoy watching people like you pop a blood vessel over others having fun in ways you don't approve!

>>8152459
lol mad

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>>8152417
F

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>>8152446
>unzips duck

>>8152459
careful, anon, letting people have fun in their own way is HG wrongthink

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>>8152417
>throws the dart back at Amami
Next time, try not to e standing in front of the person you're going to shoot with that thing, you's chances of success will be higher.

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I wonder what my least favourite utterly boring, complete wastes of time and space are up to.
Nothing interesting? What a surprise.

>>8152491
Quiet Hoshi!

>>8152500
please ship with me

>>8152474
Nah, I got Glad!

>>8152502
f-for the games...

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>>8152478
Night one.

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>>8152417
>>8152493
I shouldn't be as amazed as I am at your skill, but nevertheless, I believe I overstayed my welcome!
>runs as fast as he can away from Araragi

>>8152457
Is this not what you wanted? You'll definitely scare Aikawa away with your new look! Color me impressed, whoever you are.

>>8152500
Well, well, well. Look who it is! How's your life coming along, Yoz-chan? Are you still angry at Sena for being pretty?

>>8152500
>Yozora
>talking to people
Nice rp.

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>>8152435
I know some parts of it are good. A friend of mine plays it in Melbourne and he's shown me some of it. I also know the story and have played a good percent of the video james. But fuck me the community can draw in some turbo autists that are just laughable.
>>8152446
>Pets the duck
>Feeds it some bread
>>8152487
Its a meme.

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>>8152520
This girl...she's really fond of being a minimalist. All she keeps with her is that strange bike and a sleeping bag.

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>>8152518
FOR THE GAINS!

Whats this? A thread woefully underpopulated by bees?

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>>8152520
What on earth am I even going to do with this?

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>>8152523
Im just a fat no body now!

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>>8152520
>Bell looks around the warehouse, wondering what all could be inside.
Maybe I can find some rare items here...

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>>8152520
I really must be, just like everyone else in this place, only someone completely insane would willingly take part in this.

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>>8152560
Hey now, that's not true!
>Amami pats her on her back and almost loses his hand to her folds in the process
I'm sure you've got the personality of a somebody! All you need to do is let it shine through and you'll have tons of people lining up to be your friend!

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>>8152546

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>>8152506
...

>>8152523
Well, well, well. Look who it is. The, ehh... guy. You. What was your name again?
Actually, don't bother telling me.

>>8152528
(I know it's not perfectly right.. I'm really sorry, I just don't really know how to start RPs with people otherwise... Do you have any ideas so I can be closer to her canon self, please?)

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>>8152520
Day two.

>>8152583
>Do you have any ideas so I can be closer to her canon self, please?
Be an anti-social turbobitch

>>8152536
And other communities do not? Look at DnD, or here.
>>8152574
Thanks for the kek

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>>8152589
I know it's you, dearie. You can take off that ridiculous mask now.

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>>8152589
F

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>>8152520
>Rubick ducks down behind a tree, bullets bursting through the bark and spitting wooden chips out at him. He peeks his gun out from behind his cover and takes a couple of blind shots, accomplishing nothing

I never really thought I'd find myself in a scenario such as this.

>>8152589
Who are you?

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>>8152603
Night two.

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>>8152589
Tha-That was no accident! Someone planned for that piano to fall on me, and I'm going to find out who it was.

What if Hoshi... is TND?

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>>8152583
I wouldn't dream of it. The sound of my name coming from your mouth is something I would want to avoid anyways.
So, how's your life? I'm extremely interested in hearing how adventurous your life is.

>>8152589
Where's the switch at?

>>8152611
Given my history, I would say I win.

Shit RP and enjoyable or Great RP and boring

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>>8152601
They all draw in anime loving spergs who take what they do way too seriously.

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>>8152611
Day three.

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>>8152610
N-no one!

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>>8152631
What a ragtag group...

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>>8152611
P-Please stop... I-I don't plan on fighting back, j-just let me go...

>>8152626
I like a balance of both.

>let's see you fuckers guess who I am

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>>8152611
>Rubick grabs hold of his shirt, a crazy smile buried underneath his mask as his fist repeatedly pounds into the man's face

This powder was a magic of its own!

>Rubick drives a heavy knee into his gut and throws him to the floor, walking away and looking for his next conquest.

>>8152631
>>8152633
No one? Then you will be forgotten tomorrow.

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>>8152631
F

>>8152642
Shit rp and boring,got it

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>>8152645
Night three.

>>8152642
someone who still cares about HG

somehow

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>>8152655
It tastes amazing, but for future records please don't seat me near Araragi. He's aggressive.

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>>8152643
>Agrias says not a word as she just glares at you

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>>8152624
My life isn't something that concerns you, or anyone else for that matter. I'll decide how adventurous or not it is, I don't need some half-girl half-boy looking idiot to tell me how to live it.

>>8152649
>>8152660
I've seen cancerous ship girls more entertaining than you

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>>8152655
Day four.

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>>8152631
>takes the mask away from Saber
You need to try harder if you want to scare anyone, a mask is not enough to bring terror to your victims.
>>8152655
For someone so dumb, you sure know how to cook.
>>8152668
Says the guy who tried to shoot me with a poisoned dart, I haven't done anything that would qualify me as aggressive...

>>8152679
I'm just an anon
Anon no.50175 to be exact

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>>8152655
Oh, and it was such a fun game too...anyways, please leave now. You've upset me.

>>8152639
You're still talking?

>Rubick walks back and clubs him over the head with his staff, then walks away again.

>>8152670
>Rubick slowly pulls the sickle out of her, his eyes expressionless as he looks upon her face

Did I do something to upset you? You shouldn't take my murder of you personally, it's just a game.

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>>8152683
F

>>8152678
I've seen cancerous ship girls more entertaining than you

>>8152694
Really? I'm anon 50138!

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>>8152701
Night four.

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>>8152678
Oh, my. I think I see the problem here.
You're angry at me for being half-girl, aren't you? It's not my fault that you're an all around witch, so please don't take your envious anger out on me.

>>8152683
No...definitely no. I can't let him know this.

>>8152690
Can you really blame me? You're the most threaten person here. If I didn't act while you were occupied then I would have missed my opening. Little did I know I would have missed it either way.

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>>8152683
T-This isn't funny... What am I going to do now? I can't just become a bum...
>>8152696
If there's something I can be proud of about my-
>Rubick's hit makes him pause for a second
... Myself... Is that no matter how bad a beating I get, I not going to shut up...

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>>8152716
The Feast!

>>8152642
Spike

>>8152732
>no one dies at the feast
This is what happens when you take Nep's pudding off the menu!

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>>8152732
Day five.

>>8152738
Not even close

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>>8152748
F

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>>8152729
I'm not angry at you in the slightest? Why do people always get this vibe from me as if I'm spewing some sort of hate speech, I wonder. All I'm saying are facts, both that you're an idiot and that I don't need to know your opinion on my life.

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>>8152758
Night five.

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>>8152716
Although my robe has become dirtied, I'll stick to wearing it over these strange clothes. It has a strangely phallic emblem sewn on the front, and the words underneath are more than offensive.

>>8152731
>Rubick pauses as he hears Araragi speak up again, and considers turning back and bonking him for a second time. He shrugs, and decides to move on to better things.

>>8152732
I've already eaten, my presence there would just be a waste.

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>>8152732
You really want to make an enemy out of me, don't you?

>>8152748
>before being able to react to the busty girl that slid right next to him, he gets knocked out by the huge shovel she had by her side

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>>8152729
Ho-How am I threatening...? I should be the one saying that about you... You just see me and the first thing you try to do is shoot me...
>>8152748
Crap... That thing is pretty fast for a dumbass... It has more hidden talents than I orginally imagined.

>>8152771
>>8152765
(Just in case you missed it.)

>>8152768
Welp my tribute is down
Going to bed now,thanks for hosting.

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>>8152768
Day six.

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>>8152781
F

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>>8152781
>Wryyyyy's externaly

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>>8152787
Night six.

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>>8152765
>>8152778
>he turns back to Yozoro, noticing the sun reflecting off the grease that has collected on her forehead.
I'm sorry, what was that? I wasn't listening. I'm too busy reminiscing about the dark literature that I've been reading.

>>8152775
You're a vampire, correct? A vampire that's difficult to kill to boot. You tell me how that's not threatening.

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>>8152768
You should pay attention to what you're drinking.

>Rubick reaches over to her cup and pours the rest of her drink into his own cup, then downs it all.

There's one for the spectators.

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>>8152768
What happened to him? There are bits and pieces of the body all over the place...
>>8152781
Please don't take it personal... I just want to get done with this as soon as possible...

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>>8152799
Day seven.

>>8152749
Guts

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>>8152799
I don't mind a few puns every now and then, they can be quite funny... But do you know any that aren't spider related?

>>8152826
Really?

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>>8152820
F

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>>8152802
>She stares back at him, looking rather disgusted at the large pit stains forming on the front of his shirt.
What sort of dark literature? Horror? Gruesome murders? Or just some likely fake DIY voodoo book?

>>8152832
Yeah

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>>8152820
I keep breaking this record. I'm not even sure what it is I'm not doing to deserve this.

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>>8152834
Night seven.

>>8152840
>Stomps off in autistic anger back to Midland

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>>8152802
I won't ask how you find out about that... But that's hardly a reason to want someone dead.
>>8152820
Just make sure the spider isn't holding more than one gun.

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>>8152846
Day eight.

DEJA VU

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>>8152838
Amami tries staring away from the girl's obvious pockmarks on her face, but atlas falters and averts his gaze back to her
Paradise Lost, actually. I'm sure a scholarly woman like you has heard of it before, correct?

>>8152846
>as soon as Amami gets up from being knocked out by the shovel, he gets donked on the head by supplies, knocking him out once again

>>8152873
Coo coo cachoo!

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>>8152870
F

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>>8152870
What was that even?

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>>8152876
Night eight.

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>>8152846
>>8152870
>the hit from the falling supply crate knocks Araragi out cold and he doesn't even notice the shooting that is happening near him

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>>8152874
Why are you narrating what you're doing? Is there something wrong with your brain, perhaps? A few connections short-circuiting? Maybe a gratuitous sense of self-worth?
And yes, I've... vaguely heard of it. Though I'm more inclined towards reading modern works.

>>8152881
Death by a thousand by bytes

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>>8152882
Day nine.

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>>8152884
>>8152870
>Amami staggers back to his feet and saves Araragi before Muffet puts him out of commission

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>>8152882
I knoe you cooked for me, and it was delicious... But I can't fail at killing you again and risk looking like an idiot for not being able to aliminate a dumbass...

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>>8152896
F

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>>8152903
Night nine.

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>>8152894
Oh, my bad. Once you've read as many books as I have you start developing habits like this. Please forgive me, for I mean nothing by it.
Please, I'd love to hear what modern work you've been reading. Maybe we can finally find common ground?

>>8152907
>>8152902
Is this how you repay me, Araragi?

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>>8152907
Hmmm..

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>>8152895
So I was bitten to death then? Hm, I didn't even notice.

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>>8152921
oh shit
Time to get that car once Maximum Tune 5 comes out.

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>>8152921
Congratulations Mazda 110s, you are the new winner of the Express Games!

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>>8152928
And thank you all for playing!

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>>8152907
>>8152916
For what? Destroying my camp? I think you deserve it... And if anything is going to remove Bell it's me, I made him a pro-
>>8152921
>Araragi keeps walking while talking to the dying Amami and doesn't notice the death pit set by the Mazda and falls in it

Female Human x Male Orc is the best combination

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>>8152928
Congratulations. Thank for hosting.

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>>8152928
I can't believe I lost to a car. Good job with not breaking down.

>>8152929
And thank you for hosting, hostess! I hope I have better luck next time.

>>8152930
You made him a pro? Pro at dying along with you in the most embarrassing way. I can't believe I let you kill me.

>>8152936
More like Human Female x Minotaur Male

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>>8152928
Congratulations. And thank you for the game, kind host.

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>>8152938
A promise! A-And the fact that one of the men who fell into a trap set who knows how by a driverless car was able to beat you says a lot about you.

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This is a half horse, half centaur

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>>8152946

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>>8152929
Thanks for hosting

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>>8152951
But I lost to a human. You, as far as we know, lost to a driverless car with no hands and without the function to properly set traps. What's your excuss going to be this time?

>>8152983
The driver forgot to put it in park?

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>>8152983
You think I don't know that?! I would have taken getting shot by a spider over it any time. but you had to ruin it!

I summon ____

>>8153002
>Not harassing lolis

Horrible rp. Absolutely atrocious!

7.8/10

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>>8152998
I don't think the car has a driver, anon. Take a look for yourself.

>>8153002
You mean I had to save you. You're welcome, by the way. Without me, you would have let me kill that pale fellow, basically securing my victory. I don't think you'd want that from me.

>>8153014
Mara from Persona!

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>Seriously tempted to watch Lazy Town just to avafag Stingy
Is it worth it?

>>8153023
Nah. Go read a book instead

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>>8153023
100 times yes

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>>8153017
I know hoe to fix that...
>hads you a piece of paper with hi phone number on it
Give me a call next time you see Hachikuji-chan around, I'm overdue with her monthly dosis of sexual harassment.
>>8153020
It was supposed to be over for me right there, you ruined everything and set me into the path of being killed by a car!

pōkarekare ana

>>8153023
When you were a child did you ever think you would ever ask that question?

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>>8153027
No.
>>8153028
Alright.
>>8153067
I don't think this show was even around when I was a kid.

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>>8153045
It could have been worse. You could have been killed by a little girl.

D E A D

>>8153149
Dead as Pippin

>>8153079
The point
----------------
Your head

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>>8153149
>

lurkers? I've got a game ready...

>>8153182
nobody is lurking, the games are dead
you can go home now

>>8153208
sweet

>>8153182
Here

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>>8153182
Standing by, I guess.

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>>8153182
God is always watching.

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>>8153221
NOOOOPE. chuck testa.

>>8153226
Why am I keking at this?

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>>8153320
Everyone but the trap boat

>>8152292
>>8152325
N-No, I'm the person who picked up Illya after the old one...

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>>8153338

>>8153354
Kamina?

>>8153354
Ohio Gosaymasu

>>8153357
No! Bad trap! Bad!
>swats you with a rolled up newspaper

Someone wake up Mion n make him host!