ITT: Pokemon are real. Who's your favorite pokeglot?

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>>8147246
me

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>>8147246
The fuck is that?

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>>8147230
Hmm maybe
>puts the focus sash on
Does it look good?

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>>8147260
A human who understands the language of Pokemon.

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>>8147246
>Mew buries her face in something nearby that's soft.

>Or alternatively
>Rams it into the ground

>>8147254
>>8147214
I definitely don't deserve it...

jirachi is for rape

>>8147280
rape is good

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Let me see what I can do.
>Mesprit touches mew
>A sensation of unbridled happiness spreads through her body
Better?

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>>8147270
Oh... that comes down to my trainer and you

>>8147286
That's a funny way of saying rape is bad

>>8147266
How are you wearing two items at the same time? I thought it was impossible for us Pokemon to do that.

>>8147279
dont become emrys chuckles

Knife is for being cheated

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>>8147210
...
Okay then.
That's probably best.
Any idea of where he is?

>>8147300
obviously they put one down first nerd

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>>8147195
>Caller Id? Does this thing even have caller id?
>Seb doesn't recognize the voice either
Requests are always available! I don't particularly enjoy it either but I guess someone listening will!
>PLAY: Nicki Minaj - Anaconda

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>>8147266
Look good to me. You want it?

>>8147280
jirachi is for rapING

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what is going on in this place?
who are you losers?

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>>8147341
Sure why not.

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>a shiny F-sylveon cries into him
It's ok, it's ok. It was my bad not yours
>he pets her comforting her
It's fine really it is, we're all out of practice here. Trust me you all did as best you could, we just need to try harder

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>>8147309
....hmmm
i thought i was close but it was just a flase thing...

I was hoping you could help! I am bad at finding stuff...

>>8147319
"You could wear this AND your Choice Specs."
You can't worm your way out of this one senpai.

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>>8147347
I'm pretty cool. Who are you?
>>8147352
Alright.
>She rings both up.
>Cost is last four digits x10.

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>>8147356
I mean, I could help, but I don't know where to start looking...
Also, where's the...er, present?

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>>8147280
...

If you do I will mindfuck you so hard that you'll think you're the Sugarplum Fair-

>>8147291
>Mew's train of thought is derailed considerably by her sister's emotional manipulation
>...It doesn't last long, though. It quickly fades...
>Leaving just a sadcat behind.
...I uh, I don't think it works all that well...

>>8147305
(One character does not make for an entire RPer. And besides, I see nothing wrong with a character who, after fucking up horribly in front of the entire world, feels like absolute shit.)

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>>8147347
Loser? I suppose that's not inaccurate. I'm N, and typically we.... Chat. Mostly just chatting.

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>>8147414
it just came in the mail! its that thing out front...

if you wanted to wear a eevee scarf wear would you hide...

>hmmmm intensifies.....

>>8147347
We're chattin it up little dude.

>>8147415
emrys emrys emrys emrys emryssss

>>8147444
>trips for emrys
um

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>>8147347
Hi!
There's a lot of weirdoes here but some of them are ok.

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>>8147435
Poachers usually hide out of sight...
And they like fancy things...
Hmm...

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>>8147403
yeah you seem like a really cool guy, do you have a girlfriend
i'm mary
>>8147417
what's with this big salad human?
>>8147437
what ever you say, i don't have much to do anyway
>>8147476
how are sure are you that you are not one of them?

>>8147444
confirmed

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>>8147415
Hmm...
>Mesprit tries harder
>The effect is much stronger this time
That's probably the best I can do.
>Offers chocolate bar
Honestly, I don't know how else to help you.

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>>8147320
Well. That went well. Who to call next...
> 0-3 Calem
> 4-6 Next poster to get evens
> 7-9 Next poster to get odds

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>>8147476
Am I a weirdo? Can't blame you if you think that

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>>8147530
Oui? I am framing my new Master Ball.
How are you Siebold?

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>>8147482
Yeah you are right....

I do not know... it is making my head hurt thinking about it!

>>8147451
emrys?
>emrys is a new pokemon
>>8147502
you're the weirdo

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>>8147502
Well. If that isn't a nickname I've heard a lot... I'm the co-leader of Team Plasma, and I believe I would be second only to Gladion in the Aether and Skull command hierarchy.
You are...?

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>>8147502
Good one.

>>8147534
Nah you're... cool.

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>>8147403
...geez.
>She pays for it.
>>8147502
I have a girlfriend I suppose?
Nice to meet you Mary.

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>>8147545
Fine, fine! Grimsley and I are doing the Battle Tree challenge, currently taking a break after the 20th match.
Oh? Master Ball? How much groveling was needed?

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>>8147587
it's to be expected, you look like a cool guy, i have a boyfriend too
>>8147555
what ever you say wierdo
>>8147575
like i said i'm mary, you have an wierd name
>>8147579
you are always this upbeat?

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>>8147527
>Mew takes a bit to respond, but once the about... say, ten seconds of Mesprit-induced happiness fades, she just gives her sister a weak smile.
...It's okay...
>She nibbles the chocolate. ...She still seems to be in her funk, but... honestly, the aftermaths Pink Unova incident and the Victini Vietnam incident both lasted a while before Mew was back to her old, feline, playful and kinda-mischievous self again.

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>>8147631
Do you think I'm weird?
>>8147587
That was expensive, you sure you can afford that and my new sash?

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>>8147553
I haven't a clue where to look...
Sorry...

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>>8147609
A decent amount. But it's mine now.
All miiiiiiiine~. Until Black takes it for his... How you say? Keikakus?

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>>8147631
... N isn't my full name. It's an abbreviation... I'm certain you'll find my name even more amusing in its entirety.

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>>8147631
What's your boyfriend like?
>>8147650
I've made a decent amount of money~.
>She laughs.
Do you want to head home? Zorro might be worried.

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>>8147658
Oui, I think so. It is a Kantonese word, non? Why mount it if its going to be taken soon, mon cher?

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>>8147656
it is fine!

He will slip up and when he does.... ohohohoooo.
>visions of fire flash in head

Anyway... what do you wanna do now?

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>>8147674
Yeah probably for the best, who knows what he's gotten up to.

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>>8147674
everyone calls him a cool and serious guy, but he's always been a big goofball
>>8147650
depends what are those bows made of?
>>8147673
well i'm in for an amusement say it then

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>>8147923
Just for fun I suppose. I've never been to ze Battle Tree. What is it like?

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>>8147958
Hahaha. Let's be off then.
>She starts heading towards home.
>Maybe...?
>>8147965
Well he sounds nice. That's good at least.

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>>8147631
Just about! Sometimes I'm sleeping though.

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>>8147965
My skin and fur, whats your coat thing made out of?
>>8147992
>they manage to get home without issue
Thanks for spending the day with me I really enjoyed it, even if we did get in to a fight at that bar.

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>>8147965
Natural Harmonia Gropius. I suppose the last name might be different if I actually knew what Gladion's last name was.

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>>8147950
That's a good question...
Hmm...
I would train more, but everyone here is a bit too strong for me, so...
That's off the table.
And I don't have any inspiration for statues right now either...
>Thinking intensifies

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>>8148044
we could try to move the present to the backyard!?

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>>8147976
Hmm... It is like the Battle Maison... But a tree. Perhaps you should try it at some point. I have heard that Blue and Red run the Tree, when here.

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>>8148132
I guess.
It's that big box out front, right?

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>>8148146
Oui! I will try it out sometime.
Maybe I'll jump into one of the doubles spots so you can have an attempt to beat me.
Who will I get... Why don't you call someone else? I need to see if I can get Serena to battle with me in it.
See you soon!
>Click.

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>>8147992
yeah, sometimes the other girls in class keep saying how i neet can be dating a cool guy like him, but hey it's like they actually know him, we've been friends since we were kids
>>8148006
sounds about right
>>8148035
leaves my mom makes, she makes, sometimes i make them too
>>8148039
you're right it is a dumb name

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>>8148035
Well the fight was worth it in the end. You can go ahead I'm going to... Try this suit on.
>>8148204
That's nice. I'm glad you found someone nice to spend your time with.
If they're mean to you remember.
Everyone can be beaten.

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>>8148201
... merde.
I suppose I shall just.... Take a nap until Grimsley is ready for match 21. Oui. Good idea.

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>>8148181
yeah! it is super heavy...

It will not move! We might have to hire a machamp or something....

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>>8147579
>nah you're cool
Yay! Well I'm not as cool as my trainer that's for sure, he's in sinnoh right now actually

>>8148204
You seem a bit down/angry something wrong?

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>>8148204
Oh that's neat
>>8148238
Alright, i wanna see when you get it on!
>>8148303
Hey Zorro I'm back!
>smooch the fire fox
What is that?

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>>8148347
There you are.
I was wondering where you went to...
I gained a few levels today.

>>8148303
We have money, so we might be able to.
We might also be able to use Frankie's truck.

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>>8148303
Hey did you get the package yet? Just need to know as for accounting purposes of course

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>>8148204
Yes, I think so too. Hence I go by "N" instead. I'd rather not be reminded of my father everytime someone tries to talk to me.

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>a man walks into the Hotel Grand Lake at the Valor lakefront
ALMIA ACKBAR
>explodes

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>>8148388
That's great news!

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>>8148347
A gift!

>>8148388
yeah... are you good at reading? we could get the phone book for the local machamp movers...

>>8148396
Absolutely! You guys are the best! I will give you the best on the survey.....

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You guys think it would be easier to do stuff with my legs instead of my hand nub things?
>inb4 footjob joke

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>>8148434
>sees explosion in distance
>dials arcues... somehow
Uhhh Raddad...

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>>8148434
.... what

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>>8148484
Yeah kid? What's shaking?

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>>8148469
I don't know what you are
>>8148467
A gift for whom?

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>>8148496
Uhhhhhhhh >>8148434
That's shaking... and now it's falling

>>8148505
Tsareena, I'm sorry if the power of COMPUTER ART PROGRAMS didn't do a good job at it.

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>>8148537
That sucks kiddo, wanna come sit and see what happens? Promise I'll fix it if it goes to shit, sport.

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>>8148238
you know it, but yeah, i remember some girl tried to make me and my boyfriend, he even stood up to me, that day i was the happiest girl around
>>8148321
nah i'm just grumpy all the time
>>8148347
yeah, sometimes she is overprotective of me, i say don't worry my best friend, she doesn't know we are dating, well be keep me safe
>>8148425
yeah, i would always use a nickname if i had such a stupid name, and your father sounds like an pretentious asshole

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>>8148467
Yeah, I can read somewhat well...
Can't flip the pages of the book, though.

>>8148463
Yeah. I think it was four.
So, I'm level 35 now.

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>>8148321
Oh? You have a trainer? Is that new or did it just never come up before?

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>>8148434
.... that's not good. I'll have some Plasma members check it out.
>>8148585
You'd be correct. Have you ever heard of Ghetsis?

>>8148568
... sure why not?
Popcorn?
>He holds out delicious popcorn for raddad to take
-SF/V

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>>8148602
You shoulda told me when I was in town with C, coulda got you a present

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>>8148505
out friend cartier!

>>8148602
you are the best! i wish i could read super good....

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>>8148467
Hey that's great, remember to tell your friends or just call me if you ever need anything else

>>8148505
From me

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>>8148632
Well, I gained them today.
Some old guy offered to fight me.
He was weird, but otherwise okay.
He also gave me a weird chunk of ice. It won't melt, even when I touch it.

>>8148663
You can always learn.

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>>8148585
Well turn that frown upside down!

>>8148609
Always had him, it just never came up

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>>8148626
Don't got a mouth, bucko. Thanks anyway, I'll just...
>Some of the popcorn magically vanishes

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Thinking about dick doesn't fucking mega evolve you. You guys are fucking dipshits.
Watch.
>Thinking dick thoughts.

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>>8148720
...
Groovy.

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>>8148720
>>8148742
oh wow
look
it worked
welcome to the gay club dude

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>>8148701
Guess that explains why you're so strong, snowstorm.

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GAAAAAAH
THE NEIGHBORS AND THEIR FAVORITE RADIO STATION HAVE OFFICIALLY GONE TOO FAR
THEY ARE BLARING A SAD EXCUSE FOR MUSIC ABOUT FILTHY PLEBIAN FORNICATION
GRUNTS? SOMEONE SHUT DOWN THAT TOWER. I'M GOING FOR A DRIVE, AWAY FROM THE NEIGHBORING PENTHOUSE SUITE.

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>>8148616
i heard about it, i don't remember much
>>8148701
nah i'm fine that way, my boyfriends say that's my charm, what ever that means

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>>8148720
>>8148742
... wait

>>8148749
Wait just a fucking moment

My gardivoir is a girl... but she doesn't need me around to mega evolve...

Well I'm extending my away time from them

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>>8148749
Yeah.
>>8148822
Something to test my new body out on.
Groovy.
>Roll to find the Radio Station.

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>>8148822
You need something to uhh... "silence" the radio station?

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>>8148679
Yeah for sure!

>>8148698
every time i learned it was terrible... Learning is bad!

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>>8148829
dude
you gardevoir is a lesbo
have fun with that
>>8148857
shit dude
make the best of your newfound gayness
peench someone

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>>8148806
Um, I'm sure you can get real strong without a trainer! I believe in you

>>8148823
Well whatever, you do you

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>>8148822
>possess his car radio
>play this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v8tyehOb5dE

>>8148880
Oh thank acrues I got scared for a second... hopefully you ain't lying about it

-V/SF

jirachi i wish dave and sf were pokemon for an hour

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>>8148822
I'm still in alohaland, go put Clint from the greenfinger crew on that shit.
Never liked him anyway, he was too fuckin' close to Marshall to trust
Also, you have no sense of humor. Just sayin'.

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>>8148880
Hell yeah.
>Roll to find that radio station again.

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>>8148930
wut
y tho
>>8148917
nah dude
megay evolution
only str8s need partners to evolve
wimps

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>>8148865
Yes, please. Preferably delivered as to root out any subterr-
>>8148900
>Double-0 dubs confirms James Bond levels of effectiveness
GAAAAH!
>He ditches the car with his bodyguard, and storms down the street with only his Pokeballs.

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>>8148930
>Dave and SF are pogeye'd for an hour.
Goodnight.

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>>8148975
fuck
well
might as well try this out
>Channel all of your gayest thoughts
>Roll to Mega

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>>8148936
>There's a rockbirb hanging out outside.
>Those definitely aren't native.
Hi! Hi!
Um, who are you?

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>>8148936
>Worried beeping

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>>8148891
sure, everyone has their unique charm, that's what he said to me, he has this goofyness that he doesn't show to anyone but me and his closest friends
i don't have many friends compared to him, he was the only one who came

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>>8149015
>>8149016
I heard there were some freaks to splatter.

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>>8149006
never doubt the gaymeister ever again guys
megay evolution confirmed canon
kicken chicken gonna fucking rock this joint

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>>8148973
>Roll to see if she can figure out this is the same guy Xerneas was talking about.

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>>8149035
>Processing...
>Vocalizer: On
"No freaks detected in the vicinity"

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>>8149035
Freaks? Where? Where?
I should tell my human friend about this!
>Loud squawking
A BIG BUG GUY SAYS THERE'S FREAKS HERE!
HUMAN FRIEND, HELP FIGHT THEM PLEASE!

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>>8148663
I see. well whats in the present, I wanna know.

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>>8149072
Nope. Pincers picked up freaks.
>>8149082
Get em out here.

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>>8148878
...
Why do you think it's bad?

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>>8148891
No doubt!

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>>8149102
Uhh...
>Awkward waiting
I don't know why human friend isn't coming out here...

>jerks off while waiting on ray

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>>8149102
>Processing...
>Freak definition modified
>"Freak detected, right in front of me"

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>>8149100
A fire weapon.

>>8149151
every time someone tells me stuff i do not want to know! but i guess at the same time i am glad they told me...

It makes feel feel stupid!

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>>8149194
Guess they aren't here.
>>8149210
Well.
I'm gonna be waiting.

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>>8148930
Why you do this?

>is turned into a poke

AAAAAAAAAAAAA wait...

>>8149006
Hmm................
Wouldn't hurt to try.......
>does exactly what Dave did

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>>8149237
>>8149102
>>8149035
>...

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>>8149225
Thats a big box for a fire weapon, whatever though. Do you like my new focus sash?

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>>8149254
Ampharos are cute!

>>8149030
are you and your boyfriend fucking?
he's a scolipde he's huge compared to you

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>>8149030
Aww, well at least you found someone who likes you for who you are, me on the other paw still has a way to go

>>8149160
You can do it!

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I swear, I am going to have that radio station levelled to the foundation!
>Angry evil businessman ranting
>Roll for who's nearby:
>1,3,5: Zorro and friends. 7,9, all odddubs: C
>Evens you'll have to track him down.

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>>8149259
>Roll to pince the stupid thing staring at me.

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>>8149265
>examines sylvie
Oh yeah! That does look really great on you...
You had a really good day huh? Where did C go to?

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>>8149266
...


So uh... how do I look everyone?

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>>8149225
Learning is painful sometimes.
But it pays off in the end.

>>8149325
awful

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>>8149324
Yeah it was a good day, C said she was going to put on her new suit she bought.

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>>8149315
what the heck is that? sounds important....!

>>8149345
clothes are kind of weird though... I might have to try it still.

>>8149337
well i mean I guess you are right. You are super smart slugma!

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...and now, a message to the listeners. If any of you let loose a Mega Pinsir, please come here to the station at Virbank and pick him, or her, up.

>>8149316
>Feed goes dead
>Worry

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>>8149379
Just think of it as something nice to wear, like your necklace.

>>8149345
fuck the claw wife and cuck the knife

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>>8149410
Okay?

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>>8149379
>Sees Zorro
>Instant recognition
>Roll for poker face
>>8149060
>( forgot about that roll sorry, you can engage too.)
just keep walking, they can't know...

>>8149430
make the knife cry

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>>8149379
I'm not that smart...
I got caught by those poachers.

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>>8149341
Bitch

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>>8149325
a cutie patoot

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>>8149431
...Hello.
What store do you get your clothes from?
I'm not really sure if my suit looks good on me.

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>>8149393
oh i NEVER take this off! it is super awesome!

>>8149431
...
>squints
>brain in think mode
I know you...

>>8149445
You are sooooo smart! you can make art and stuffs.

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>>8149431
>notice the guy wearing gaudy clothing made from pokemon pelts
>>8149473
Zorro I think that's the dangerous guy

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>>8149311
i sure you'll find someone it's easier for extroverts like you to find these kinds of people, i was just lucky to have someone who likes me from who i am since i was young
>>8149298
it's a girls secret

>>8149469
>>8149473
>Cartier understands none of what is being said.
Get away from me, I am not in any mood for games.
>Pokeball in hand.

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>>8149489
Well. this is super convenient.
We should give him his present!

>>8149516
>looks at the large box
>looks at the cartier.

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>>8149516
>Mega Stone activates.
>He's feeling a lot more confident today.
Behind you.
>C uses Bullet Punch.

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>>8149460
>>8149325
so youre gay
thats why you dont wanna fuk ur pogeys
thanks for coming out

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>>8149535
Oh fuck
>>8149516
Fuck fuck fuck
>hyper voice cartier

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>>8149473
...
Yeah...
I mean-
...
>>8149516
...

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>>8149535
>He barely avoids it.
AAAH!
Hashshashin, hit it with Low Kick!
> He sends out a Greninja!
> 4 Atk Protean Greninja Low Kick (100 BP) vs. 0 HP / 4 Def Scizor-Mega: 153-180 (105.5 - 124.1%) -- guaranteed OHKO

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>>8149566
>WELP
>He's reeling, and probably just had his eardrums exploded.
>Rolling for another Pokemon to get out of its ball [on odds], which digit decides which one...

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>>8149595
>He dodges it.
My claws are the claws that strike justice.
>>8149621
>He swivels around and rolls to hit Cartier again.

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>>8149550
I'm not going to fug them cause its wrong to do so, and I'm not gay... I think... I blame you for this

>>8149463
>blushing
... thanks... though I'll change back to human eventually

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>>8149628
>I don't have any dead pics, prepared, surprisingly.
>Cartier meets his ironic fate with a lethal throat-punch, launch backwards from the sheer force.

>>8149628
>The Greninja keeps fighting!
>4 Atk Protean Greninja Low Kick (100 BP) vs. 0 HP / 4 Def Scizor-Mega: 153-180 (105.5 - 124.1%) -- guaranteed OHKO
>>8149566
>A Skarmory breaks loose!
>0 Atk Life Orb Skarmory Brave Bird vs. 0 HP / 4 Def Sylveon: 382-450 (224.7 - 264.7%) -- guaranteed OHKO

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>>8149500
Well I've never found anyone, yet... well I hope you and your boyfriend stay happy

>>8149650
gayest mega in existence
pretty sure your gay

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>>8149682
>KOed.
Fuck..

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>>8149682
Hip check.
>Pinsir uses Close Combat on Greninja.
252 Atk Pinsir-Mega Close Combat vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Greninja: 414-488 (145.2 - 171.2%) -- guaranteed OHKO

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>>8149682
.....
>Drought
>fireblast the skarmory.

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>>8149682
>fucked in the fuck

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>>8149722
>L100, it's badly wounded but still standing.
>Cartier, as a Team Leader tier villain, only has [had] the best.
>>8149729
>Skarmory panics, and uses Brave Bird!
>0 Atk Life Orb Skarmory Brave Bird vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Ninetales: 220-261 (95.2 - 112.9%) -- 75% chance to OHKO

>>8149783
>(e: Focus Sash activated, Greninja flinched)

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>>8149783
I'll make you into fucking salami.
>Pinsir uses Close Combat on Greninja.
252 Atk Pinsir-Mega Close Combat vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Greninja: 414-488 (145.2 - 171.2%) -- guaranteed OHKO

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>>8149650
dude
you mega'd by yourself
youre at least half gay
wait
hows this my fault bro
you saying i made you gay
because that is the best theory ever
daves turn all men gay
were irresistible

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>>8149817
>Barely missed.
>Greninja used Ice Beam!
>252 SpA Protean Greninja Ice Beam vs. 0 HP / 0 SpD Pinsir-Mega: 272-324 (100.3 - 119.5%) -- guaranteed OHKO

>Skarmory used Roost!

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>>8149682
>>8149705
>>8149722
>>8149729
>>8149767
>>8149783
>>8149817
This is an APB to Unovan PD. We have a battle in the middle of the street.
Closing off East and C.
Repeat. Battle in East and C. Closing off.

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>>8149878
Son of a fucking-
>He ragdolls to the floor.

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>>8149879
Thorpe to all units, I'm on my way.
>Last post number plus five is how many posts until he arrives.

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>>8149879
That's weird.
Hilbert? Are you seeing anything down there?

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>>8149840
Sup.
I exist solely to disprove your theory.
And maybe to get some input on where I should eat over in alola.

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>>8149840
Nah, he's just narcissistic. He loves himself so much he mega'd.

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>>8149690
Uhh...

>>8149840
I'm pretty sure that theory is a fact at this point, goddammit worse part is ill never find a lover... I swear if you tell me to romance a pokemon I'll... I'll tell you to shit up, I'm a nice person I wouldn't hurt anyone unless if I had to... I'm not losing my virginity to a pokemon, the possibility of a pokemon making me fall for them is 1 to None and that is also a fact that hopefully can't be disproven...

I'll go pamper myself like the half-gay I am now

>>8149937
your picture is cute, CUTE

>>8149937
pleaaaaase stop using up all our images

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This is CATALYST RADIO (YEAH) with a public service announcement. Avoid the East and C, as there is a street battle with one confirmed human death.
Now back to the music!
>Playing: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AC3fx7pw6gY

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>>8149686
I'm sure you will, you heve everything on your side, cute and have a upbeat personality
The only thing i have was that i am smart
I would probably be all only if i did not have my boyfriend as a childhood friend

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Alright, freeze!
Unova PD!
>Policefag sends out a Pangoro and a Midnight Lycanroc!

>>8149999
(Stop scripting)

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>>8149705
>flightofthebumblebee.wav
Can we bee of assistance?
>Attempt to give claw husbando a revive

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>>8150013
>ahahahano
>Skarmory uses Brave Bird on the Pangoro!
>0 Atk Life Orb Skarmory Brave Bird vs. 0 HP / 4 Def Pangoro: 562-663 (278.2 - 328.2%) -- guaranteed OHKO

>The Greninja uses Low Kick on the Lycanroc!
>4 Atk Protean Greninja Low Kick (60 BP) vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Lycanroc-Midnight: 260-308 (136.8 - 162.1%) -- guaranteed OHKO

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>sleeping quietly
>doesn't know that her girlfriend is in danger

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>>8149995
Well if I do find someone I hope they aren't some lying ass

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>>8150066
What..?
>>8150072
Fuck.
>>8150013
Get backup.
>>8150072
Both of you are dead.
>He uses Bug Bite on the Greninja.
>Inb4 I critfail or just miss and waste this.

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>>8150066
>>8149912
>notice another Claw husbando down
>roll to see if bwee have another revive handy

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>>8149965
>Images are a limited quantity on 4chan
Oh no we'd have to make another thread or something that's so hard you quadruple autist.

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>>8150072
>That's Thorpe's entire team.
>Policefag backs up slowly.
Police Pokemon are down, requesting backup!

>>8150108
(Wait is C male or female, or is it trans)

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>Public camera in the area....visuals acquired
>>8150066
>>8150072
>>8150108
>>8150113
>>8150120
>Intense sweating

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>>8150108
>Greninja is down. Focus Sash isn't saving his ass this time.
>>8150120
>Skarmory uses Roost again!

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>>8150072
>Slugma attempts to jump onto the Greninja
>Calculate it as flame burst, I guess

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>>8150140
>buggos wave up at the camera
Hi momma we're helping!

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>>8149937
but dude
guy hates himself
>>8149931
just cause i havent gotten to you yet dude
anyway
theres a pizza place in hau oli
90% sure thats what jacket lived off of
theres also a malasada place in the mall
pretty good
>>8149942
aight man
you need some self pampering stuff ive got a bunch of human me selfies lying around
pampering
iykwim

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>>8150145
You are worthless against me. I am the bastion of determination. Virtue. Willpower.
>He uses Superpower against the Skarmory.

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>>8150146
>Greninja's down, I'll count that as being on the Skarmory.
>0 SpA Slugma Fire Blast vs. 252 HP / 0- SpD Skarmory: 38-48 (11.3 - 14.3%) -- possible 7HKO
>Well, he ain't using Brave Bird next turn unless he wants to suicide.
>>8150167
>The Skarmory takes wing at the last second!
>It uses Flash Cannon!
>0 SpA Life Orb Skarmory Flash Cannon vs. 0 HP / 4 SpD Scizor: 32-39 (11.3 - 13.8%) -- possible 8HKO

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>>8150184
>Hit.
>He shrugs the move off.
I will not be put down.
>He thumps his claws together.
>Guess those black parts are speakers.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9O-c2YZTvH4
>He uses Superpower again.
252+ Atk Scizor-Mega Superpower vs. 252 HP / 252+ Def Skarmory: 60-71 (17.9 - 21.2%) -- possible 7HKO after Leftovers recovery

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>>8149931
He'll turn you gay if you don't be careful, at least half at best
>whispers
Run while you still can

>>8149937
Haha, I hate myself, if I loved myself like that I'd be an asshole see>>8150157
He even knows
>>8150157
Yes I shall pamper... what do you think of my eyes?

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>>8150208
>Anime as fuck.
>That finishes the wounded Skarmory, which gives a pathetic crow as it hits the hard ground.
>This fight, at least, is over - and miraculously, without Cartier dragging anyone to hell with him.

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>>8150157
Nah, I got specific tastes, and you ain't checking much of anything on the list besides 'alive'.
Thanks for the tips though, probably gonna hit the pizza joint.
Later, kfc.

>>8150212
Nah.

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>>8150327
>He takes a breath before checking on the others.
>He rushes to get Thorpe.
>He points at the scene and waves his claws.
Please help?

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>>8150365
>Thorpe's no Pokeglot but he gets the basic message.
Sweet mother of Mew.
We got this from here, friend.
I owe you my thanks, for saving my hide there.
>Thorpe stumbles onto the scene, and the police begin investigating.
>Attacking a cop is a great way to make the police think you started the fight, so no suspicion falls on C or the KO'ed Pokemon.

>>8150345
later batman
watch out for those other daves
one of them might hit those expectations
-Dave the Mega Blaziken

>>8150365
You truly are a hero C.
I bet adri will be happy to hear the news

>>8150212
(shit, forgot a post)
anime as fuck man
go bat them around
watch peoples hearts go doki doki
-Dave the Mega Kicken Chicken

>>8150523
especially now her competition is ded

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>>8150461
>He nods and sits off to the side.
>He shudders a bit, watching Thorpe.
>Thorpe will probably ask for help if he needs it.
I can't believe we did that.
>>8150523
Thank you.

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>>8150156
>If the camera were actually a video intercom they would see Seb wave back
>Bless these bees

>>8150167
>The most hype moment

>>8150461
>Should I use that phone...?
>Chances are low, but...
>Ring, ring, ring...

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>>8150549
>Thorpe smiles.
You did good, kid.
>Watches as the cops search the place, and administer Revives to some of the downed Pokemon.
>>8150605
>Ring, ring.
Thorpe reporting.

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>>8150505
Aren't all you nerds the same person though?
Also you forgot to mention this place is fuggin packed, gonna be like, an hour till I get my grub.

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So how was everyone's day today?
Also seriously why do we keep using pictures of ourselves?

>>8150549
no problem you deserve it the praise, you were cool

>>8150663
(to better identify posters)

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>>8150647
>Smile and wave.
>Give claw version of thumbs up.
>Watching...
>Waiting...
>>8150663
Mine was pretty good. I did some fun things today.
I think it's to help everyone see eachother?
>>8150709
Thank you. I'm just happy none of my friends died.

>>8150716
(I know, the question's in character)

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>>8150647
Seb "The Streambro" here. Call it a very thin thread, but, having seen that Ninetales before, I do believe that dead man requires a very thorough investigation.

>>8150739
(sorry im dumb)

>>8150650
yeah but like
each dave is a bit different
different shit happened for them and stuff
like
b dave naps constantly
has lower self esteem
theres a green haired dave that writes news stuff
probably some sorta edgy gay goth dave or twinky nerd dave out there too
really man
they were pretty fast for me
say you work for aether
>>8150663
because the world would collapse without my pretty face
which no one can see right now
got turned into a blaziken
-Dave the Mega Blaziken

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>>8150535
Well times up so I'm no longer something lovable, I hate myself and life damn me and my loneliness

>>8150345
If you go gay, that's on you cause even Dave warned you

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Interesting day today.
>Totally not bidding for the plans to that pokemon translator tech.
>No sir.

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>>8150744
That's an interesting assertion.
We're scouring the place, but would you care to explain the hunch here?
>>8150734
>Smiles
>Thorpe's team gets revives and joins the supervising group

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>>8150808
...
>Point at the phone.
>Point at Sylvie and Zorro.
>Repeat for extra effect.
...?

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>>8150776
I'll be fine.

>>8150765
So, a narco, a pastel 'goth', probably those two somewhere, and regular dave. Maybe dave with tits if she shows up again.
You gonna start your own league or something, dude? Looks like you'll have enough davepower behind it at this rate.

Also I'd rather not get shot, y'know.

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>Slugma is now level 36

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>>8150808
At the risk of incriminating the Ninetales and his friends, I've seen him and his Sylveon friend in footage from the medicine truck raid last week.
Nevertheless to say, the rest of the police doesn't need to know this.

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>>8150956
Affirmative and agreed.
>>8150870
I have an informant. Allegedly there's more to our dead guy than meets the eye...
>One of the cops run up with a chemical sample and an injector in separate evidence bags.
>Thorpe reads the labelling...
My God...
This is now a priority one investigation.

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>>8150933
Slugma?
>>8151010
What is it?
>Right, humans.
>He points at the bags?

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>>8150776
rip man
obvs you need to fug yourself
>>8150917
holy shit
maybe
gotta go become the pan regional champ first

shoulda ordered delivery
pizza boy is cute and takes like
thirty seconds tops
fucking ordered from aether paradise thinking itd be cold and id rake in free pizza
alas
all for not
had to fork over cold hard cash to the cruel grip of the pizza boy

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>>8151010
Anyways, thanks for listening. The invitation for the interview still stands, of course.
Until next time.
>beep beep beep...

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>>8150917
Ok...

>>8151064
I'll do that when I'm dead and after I get some sleep

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>>8151035
>Sylvie walks up to C
What happened after I got knocked out? Did we win?

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>>8151035
This man was carrying a concentrated vial of the contaminant in the Kanto-Johto water crisis, and an alleged injector of a curative agent.
If this is legitimately a cure, then we've just found out who's behind the mass poisonings...
Looks like you saved a lot of lives here.

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>>8151114
We did!
>He hugs Sylvie.
You did great.
>>8151118
>He nods.
...
>He gestures for a paper and pen?

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>>8151155
>she pulls herself up to C using her ribbons and gives her a kiss on the cheek
You're my hero, you know that? You did what me and Zorro couldn't and took down probably the worst man in the region.

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>>8151155
>Thorpe nods, and hands over his notebook and a nice sturdy pen.
Good thinking.

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>>8151182
>Hug.
Thank you so much.
>Hand her the pen and paper.
I think you'd know more about that guy than I would. Care to lend the officer a hand.
>>8151208
>Put Sylvie down.

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>>8151064
Well, good luck with that goldielocks.
If you get that running and I ever get my team set up, I'm totally running it.

Also I don't have anywhere for it to be delivered to, or I would have. I'm back to my old benchhobo ways.

>roll for jij to not die

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>>8151208
>she starts writing on the paper

>>8151326
>roll for jirachi to die

>>8151348
>roll for anon to die

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>>8151330
Let's start with why that man apparently had the Kanto-Johto water toxin on his person, as well as an alleged cure?