ITT: Pokemon are real. Who's the cutest pokemon? Info

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>>8142280
Me, wait NO

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>>8142280
C of course

>>8142280
claw wife and not resident shitposter turts

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>>8142280
The Alolan Vulpix I met today is pretty cute.

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>>8142305
Thank you, makes me feel better about myself

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>>8142280
Me~

>>8142305
Even shitposters are better than Turts dude

>>8142329
hateboner pls

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>>8142280
Adri is cute.
>She rolls to kick the tree down.

(Can we take GM powers away from Chuckles?)

>>8142338
Hateboner YES, ALL OF U R SPER GAY, GIT GUD PPL I SIT AT HOME JERKING IT TO 5 YEAR OLD HOLOCAUST VICTIMS, WHILE YOU NORMIES HAVE LIVES AND JOBS AND PARENTS THAT LOVE YOU

>roll to make claw wife and knife set fug

>>8142417
fug

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Hey, Seb? You got a moment?
I need to get something off my chest, and I'm not sure I should bring it to our boss' attention yet.
>John goes in search of Streambro...

>>8142431
>touch butt

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>>8142328
I dunno I'm pretty cute too.

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>>8142431
>There's a note taped in the soundboard
>"Currently at the workshop, knock before entering"

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>>8142417
(don't worry anon, it will happen but not now)
whew, being a waitress isn't a easy job

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>>8142328
>>8142470
What about me?

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>>8142448
>Shove Anon out door.
>>8142471
>Down goes John to the workshop.
>He didn't know there was a workshop at all, but that at least explains the clanking in some rooms.
>Knock knock.

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>>8142520
You're pretty cute as well!

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I think mareeps are pretty cute. Like little pillows that walk around.

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>>8142470
>>8142520
I had to try to steal the cute credit there, but you two are also super-cute

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>>8142538
Let's call it a tie then

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>>8142527
>>8142538
Thank you.
>>8142555
A bowtie?

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>>8142598
Hehe

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>Door opens slightly
>And peeking from the gap is Hal
>Door opens fully, let John in, and close door again
>VOCALIZER: ON
"Seb is currently in the lower levels, he should be coming up soon"

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>>8142721
Thanks, Hal.
I've got the station rolling a playlist right now, so there's no rush.
Besides, Ruffles is taking a nap so he can't get into too much trouble.

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>>8142617
Would you like to do something else or are you done for the day?
>She attempts to cut a tree straight at the base.

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>>8142832
What do you have in mind? More training?

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>>8142777
>The wall at the farthest end seems oddly clean of dust
>Like something was piled on it and then recently removed
>And then it opens up showing a pretty spacious cargo elevator
'sup, did you knew about Colress interior redecoration hobby"?

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>>8142845
Mmm... We could go into town. Shopping?
Look for battles? What do you normally do?

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>>8142777
>777
>Hey look it wasn't sb this time
>You know the drill.
>Payday sack, meet face.

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>>8142868
Well, I do now.
I'm guessing every property he acquires for the team gets a home-away-from-home add-on?
Anyway, I'd like to talk to you about some of the, er, new mergers that are being discussed.
Simply put, I'm not convinced that our reputation could survive some of them.
>>8142936
>BONK
>John goes down, then drags himself back up.
Well, that was something.

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Today was productive, i filled four tip jars, either that or the customers were generous today

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>Slugma looks for low level forest pokemon to fight

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>>8142981
Da.

Hello small cat.

I am Zinzolin.

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>>8142950
More than a full on lab down there, although it is now home to U4 and Necrozma.
What mergers you say? Anything else part Skull?

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>>8142899
We just moved here a few days ago so I haven't really explored the city much, it took me ages to find a store that sold the Hidden power TM. Do you know Castelia City well?

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>>8143026
...
Hello...?
>Slug is confused

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>>8143026
Ah, someone who is near my age! How delightful.

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>>8143051
I will give you amazing fight.

Da.

Kitty cat.

>Out goes LV 24 Sneasel.
>Sneasel uses Low Kick.
252 Atk Sneasel Low Kick (60 BP) vs. 196 HP / 196+ Def Slugma: 16-19 (17.2 - 20.4%) -- possible 5HKO
>>8143060
Hello.

I am Zinzolin.

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>BOOM
APOLOGIES, MORTALS
WHAT YOU HEARD WAS A TEST RUN OF THE TELEPATHOMATIC-493K
MEW JOKINGLY SET THE RANGE TO "THE ENTIRE WORLD" AND VOLUME TO "ARCEUS LOUD"
APOLOGIZE IN THE NAME OF SCIENCE, MEW

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>>8143060
It's a pleasure to meet you, Zinzolin. I am Grand Master Greevil.. You serve under Ghestis, correct?

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>>8143028
Word is we might be taking some splinters from a group with Kanto-Johto roots and an even worse rep than Plasma under Ghetsis.
Now, I know full well how hypocritical this is, being a literal killer and complaining about other people's reps, but I feel like we should keep this quiet.
I'm also a little worried that any defectors we take on may not be, to go full corporate-speak here, decent fits with the existing company culture?

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>>8143090
... oh. Hello, Zinzolin. How is jail?
>>8143135
... okay. Colress... did you make an Arceus?
>>8143145
Ghetsis isn't around anymore, as far as I know. I crisped him fairly well. Twice.

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>>8143090
Ow...
Uh...Okay.
>Slugma uses flame burst
(Level 31, flame body)

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>>8143145
Used to.
Da.
He went fucking crazee.
>>8143197
Fantastic.
They let me out on good behavior.
Now I am looking for cold.
>>8143204
Fantastic.
0 SpA Slugma Flame Burst vs. 0 HP / 0 SpD Sneasel: 62-74 (88.5 - 105.7%) -- 31.3% chance to OHKO
>Sneasel is down.
Number two kitty cat.
>Glalie is sent out.
>Glalie Mega Evolves!
>Glalie uses Taunt.

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>>8143034
We could always just look around town. Are you interested?

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>>8143248
>Slugma is now unable to use status moves
...
>Scared noises
>Slugma uses flame burst

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>>8143135
W-what?! I-I... T-that wasn't... I...

>Mew deflates, then says the following in the most exasperated, monotone, Arceus-is-pulling-this-apology-out-of-my-gritted-teeth-with-a-pair-of-pliers voice that she can muster.
...Sorry everyone...

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>>8143321
>Miss.
Are you scared yet?
Da.
>Mega Glalie LV45 uses Torment!

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>>8143162
Kanto-Johto? If you're talking of Team Rocket I didn't expect them to even have splinters, not with the massive police ineptitude scandal of years ago.
And agreed, any new "hires" coming that way will need to be followed closely. Including the ex-admin that is coming for a talk show here in the next days. I mean, he better not try something bad with radios again.

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>>8143283
Sure!
>Sylvie starts heading off into the city
>0-3 its the restaurant district
>4-6 its the shopping district
>7-9 we end up in a bad part of town

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>>8143366
>>8143366
>Torment goes into effect
...
>Very scared slug
>Slugma uses rock throw

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>>8143402
>She follows after.
This area seems nice. Hm...

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>>8143440
Yeah while we're here do you want something to eat?

I see.. Ghestis and I were fairly alike, from what I have heard. We're the only ones who have used 7 pokemon in a battle before.

>>8143474
(DRINK!)

>>8143482
shots shot shots

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>>8143328
GOOD
AND AS AN APOLOGY FROM ME, I WILL GIVE HUMANITY A PIECE OF USEFUL TECHNOLOGY
>The data for the manufacturing of a pokedex chip capable of translating pokemon speech is dropped on a desk in Silph Co.'s labs
SCIENCE

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>>8143482
(Excuse me what?)

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>>8143406
You are very good, fire cat.
Da.
>Glalie uses Torment again!
>>8143474
Da.
I plan to use eight pokemon.
>>8143506
Da.
We drink to image failures.
Da.

>>8143518
Forgot calculations.
Da.
0- Atk Slugma Rock Throw vs. 0 HP / 4 Def Glalie-Mega: 10-14 (7.1 - 10%) -- possibly the worst move ever

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>>8143518
>Tormented again
...
>Slugma uses smog

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>>8143473
Sure. I'm a bit hungry as it is.
Do you have money?

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>>8143518
>the old man mumbles to himself, palming the Pokeballs in both of his hands
You plan to surpass me? Well, you shall have trouble with that.

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>>8143533
>The smog misses by a mile.
Kitty cat.
Show other cat how it is done.
>Glalie uses Attract!
>Glalie is male.
>Yes I know this is a bad move.
>>8143552
I will use eight Vanilluxe.
You will see.
Da.

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>>8143389
Hey, this is us we're talking about. We'll be fine.
I hope he doesn't pull any crazy stunts, mostly because Ruffles shouldn't have to see the resultant hands-on problem solving.

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well, the cafe is almost a closing hour, and the cafe is pretty empty right now.
i got nothing to do

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>>8143599
>Critfail
>As suspected, it does nothing to the male slug
Uh...
>Torment wears off
>Slugma uses flame burst
(It's been two turns, I think. If I'm wrong, retcon it to smog)

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>>8143599
Vanilluxe?.. I'm afraid I don't know that Pokemon. I'm from the Orre region, see.

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>>8143645
(You're fine I'm not trying to have Zinzolin kill/KO Slugma anyway.)
>Hit.
0 SpA Slugma Flame Burst vs. 0 HP / 0- SpD Glalie-Mega: 38-48 (27.1 - 34.2%) -- 0.5% chance to 3HKO
Da.
Very good.
You will fall to Almian power.
>Glalie uses Tackle.
252 Atk Refrigerate Glalie-Mega Tackle vs. 196 HP / 196+ Def Slugma: 31-37 (33.3 - 39.7%) -- guaranteed 3HKO
>>8143667
I will come with team of eight.
Maybe Cryognals.
Da.
What is favorite ice type?

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>>8143540
Yeah I've got plenty, what are you in the mood for?

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>>8143724
They serve burgers in Unova, right? I think I'd want to try one of those.
...One of the ones not from McGhetsis.

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>>8143707
>Greevil takes one of his Pokeballs out and throws it into the air, his Shadow Articuno flashing out of the ball and touching down onto the ground

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>>8143707
(Okay then. Thanks.)
>Slugma barely dodges it
>He uses flame burst, again

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>>8143757
Good choice. McGhetsis is garbage. I still feel bad for living off of that junk for a while.

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>>8143776
Ah.
Da.
Very fantastic choice.
I have always wanted an ice dog as well.
Do you brush it's mane?
>>8143782
0 SpA Slugma Flame Burst vs. 0 HP / 0- SpD Glalie-Mega: 38-48 (27.1 - 34.2%) -- 0.5% chance to 3HKO
>One hit left on Glalie.
Da.
Good work, kitty cat.
>Glalie uses Tackle!

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>>8143757
I'm pretty sure they've got a place other than mcghetsis that serves burgers, let's see.
>try to find a classy burger joint

>>8143812
Da.
252 Atk Refrigerate Glalie-Mega Tackle vs. 196 HP / 196+ Def Slugma: 31-37 (33.3 - 39.7%) -- guaranteed 3HKO

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>>8143812
Er, Zinzolin.. You may want to have your eyes checked. This isn't an ice dog.

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>>8143614
And also because it would be a mess to clean up all the equipment.

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>>8143798
Haha. Thank you.
Would you be interested in training sometime? Since I am in the area.
>>8143815
...Are you sure this is classy?

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>>8143812
>>8143828
>Slugma is at 40% HP
Ow. Ugh...
...
>Flame burst, yet again

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>>8143853
>nope she finds a dive bar
Well It's not classy but the restaurant app says they've got great burgers, wanna try it?

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>bored because due to the low of customers at the moment
I wonder how C is doing?
She's probably having fun, but i hope she's okay
>adri goes to see if there is anything out of stock right now

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>>8143835
I know ice dog when I see it.
>>8143864
>Glalie is down.
Very good fight kitty cat.
Prize time.
>Roll for prize.
>Evens: Money in a lava proof bag. Odds: NeverMeltIce.

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>>8143886
>A Muk slithers into the restaurant
>She leaves a trail of goo on the floor behind her
>Waits at the counter for service

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>>8143853
Sure, where am I headed? Castelia Park?

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>>8143882
Still interesting. Sure, let's try it out.
>She opens the door for Sylvie.
>>8143913
Hm. My friend and I are getting food. Do you know where... The Muk Dumpster is? We're eating there.

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>>8143909
hello miss, what do you wish to drink at the spinda cafe?

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>>8143901
>Slugma is now level 35
Thanks...
>Takes the ice chunk
>Winces in pain a little while holding it

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>>8143972
Do you sell chocolate shakes?

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>>8143923
>she walks in and hops onto one of the unoccupied bar stools
>the bartender walks over and asks what the pair will have
Umm I'll have a burger and a glass of your top shelf bourbon, neat.
And whatever else my friend is gonna get.

>>8143901
>Greevil sighs heavily and throws out three other pokeballs, releasing the rest of the legendary birds, including XD001, or Shadow Lugia

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>>8143978
Oh.
Sorry kitty cat.
Da.
>He puts the ice in a kitty cat (lava proof) bag.
>And hands it back.
Da.
Take care kitty cat.
>He leaves.
>You can roll for if it was the bag of cash or not.
>>8144001
Da.
Amazing.
I very much enjoy your seal.
Da.

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>>8143996
yes we do,
that is your order, anything else?

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>>8144001
(I don't have an image of such a thing, so here.)

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>>8144027
That'll be it.
>Hands the Bisharp the appropriate amount of money, the currency coated in slime
>Goes over to a table, and sits in a chair, covering it in sludge

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>>8143923
I think so, I believe I've taken Sliggoo there before. Give me... 15 minutes.

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>>8143998
A burger and some pepsi, please.
This place is nicer than I thought it would be. Oh, remind me to pay you back sometime, Sylvie.
>>8144069
Okay. We're at the part with the stools. Look for the Scizor and Sylveon.

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>>8144010
>Slugma waves goodbye to the strange man, taking the ice
...
>Slithers back to the house

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>>8144054
>>Goes over to a table, and sits in a chair, covering it in sludge
>thinking "that will be annyoing to clean
>making a chocolate shake
>put the closed sign on the window outside beacuse it's the hour to close
well you're our last customer for the night
enjoy your chocolate shake miss
>put the shake on the table muk is

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>>8144077
Don't worry about it
>The bartender prepares their drinks, the food orders arriving in last number's posts
>she sips her drink
So other than your 3 scizor group what have you done that's gotten you so strong?

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>>8144077
>>8144139
>A biker heckles the two.
Hey. No queers in the bar.

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>>8144164
Queers? We're just friends dude fuck off

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>>8144139
>She sips her drink through a pink spiral straw.
Mostly that. I've been working with a few other groups that fell apart.
>>8144164
Leave if you value your life.

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>>8144077
>>8144195
>>8144164
.... what's going on here...?

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>>8144195
>>8144215
Right, fag.
>LV 34 Venomoth is sent out.
>Venomoth uses Signal Beam on Sylvie.

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>>8144254
>Puts a beer bottle on the bikers head

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>>8144220
Some idiot. Why don't you order while we deal with this?
>>8144254
>C uses Bullet Punch.

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>>8144254
Ugh are you serious?
>Sylvie used Psyshock
252+ SpA Sylveon Psyshock vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Venomoth: 198-234 (194.1 - 229.4%) -- guaranteed OHKO

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>>8144115
Thank you.
>Drinks the shake
Not bad...
>Gets up
This place is nice.
I'll be sure to come back.
>Slithers out the door, leaving another trail of sludge and toxic fluid

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>>8144271
Holy...
>>8144278
Alright. I'll go do that.
>Roll to get a waiter's attention

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>>8144271
Nice. Need some booze.
>Swig.
>>8144278
>>8144282
Fuckers.
>Level 38 Qwilfish goes out.
>Qwilfish uses Bubble on Sylvie.

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>>8144293
what
never seen a guy in a log before?

>>8144314
>Sticks another one on there
>Attempt to stack empties on top

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>>8144293
Thank you.
>>8144314
Leave.
>C uses Bug Bite.

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>>8144314
Seriously now...
>Uses psyshock again

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>>8144287
have a good evening mam, i hope to see you again
>sees all the trail of sludge on the floor and furniture
>picks up cleaning material
well,i'm going to do some extra today, but it will take a while to clean this up

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>>8144329
Hey.
>>8144332
>>8144346
Aight. Gonna make it with this one.
>Out goes LV50 Nidoking.
>People start to slip out of the bar.
>Nidoking uses Earthquake on Sylvie and C.

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>>8144385
hey.
>Try again

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>>8144385
>Bartender is pissed you're wrecking his bar with earthquake
Get out son
>Sylvie used psyshock

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>>8144385
I am not in the mood for this.
>C Mega Evolves.
>C uses Superpower.

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>>8144408
Fuck off.
>>8144429
>>8144433
Ha.
>Nidoking uses Earthquake.

>>8144444
Praise Checkem-Chan

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>>8144329
... no, I can't say I have.
>>8144332
>Waiter is distracted with the bar fight
>Catcall him and see if that works

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>>8144433
>She hurt herself.
>>8144457
Ugh.
>C uses Bullet Punch.

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>>8144457
Dude you're destroying everything, stop it
>Sylvie used Psyshock again

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>>8144457
fuck you i'm making art
>Tower of bottles: happen

>>8144475
well
hi then.

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>>8144476
>>8144478
Fuckin'.
>Nidoking goes down.
>Biker dude rolls to smack C with a barstool.
>>8144491
Why are you like this?

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>>8144528
That's your last mistake.
>C uses Bullet Punch to break his arm.

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>>8144528
>hyper voice the biker dude

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>>8144528
>Tower of bottles: fall.
fucking
>Smash one over his head
quit moving you shit

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>cleaning the floors of the cafe
>suddendly adri gets incredebly angry for some reason
whoa what was that?

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>>8144555
>>8144557
Ya'll can't hit shit.
>Hit the gay fairy dog with the stool.
>>8144561
Fuck off.

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>>8144555
Oh no...
>Pick up the bug
>>8144584
Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to stop.

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>>8144584
>>8144555
>>8144557
Freeze! Castelia PD!
>Policefag is not having a good day today.

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>>8144584
Ow you're a jackass you know that?
>hyper voice this fool

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>>8144555
>Whoops that was her own arm.
>>8144584
>>8144593
G-get him, please.

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>>8144584
>Bottle broke ineffectually
god fucking
cant do goddamn anything right
>Throw leaves in his face and leaf

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>>8144444
Wasted

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>>8144593
>>8144595
Fuck off.
>>8144600
>Redneck guy is probably going to be deaf now.
>He's down.
>>8144622
>And leafed.

>>8144632
go back to your pedophile general

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>>8144593
>>8144612
>By pick up I mean move enough so that she's sitting up
I'm sorry, I'm not a Pokeglot...
>>8144633
Sir? No.
>Level 37 Sliggoo is sent out

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>>8144633
>>8144650
>Policefag steps over the general debris.
Everybody step the hell back. This party's over.
Just don't make any sudden moves and we'll work this out.

>>8144632
I don't give a fuck about Pokemon but I'm glad that was the get instead of your garbage show and your garbage thread, fuckboy.

Newfag here, what is this thread about

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>>8144633
>>8144650
...Ow.
>She grits her teeth and tries to set her arm back in place.
>Roll for if she's done that before.
>>8144671
>Confused bug noises.

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>>8144671
Uh. Certainly. Don't move. Got it.
>Something something I just came here for a burger what the hell is this

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>adri is still angry for some reason but calmed down
>due to sheer anger adri cleaned the cafe incredebly fast
well, i'm finished i'm going to close the cafe and going home

>>8144693
(Pokemon roleplay general. You play as either a human or Pokemon interacting with others in the Pokemon world through the use of a 4chan thread. )
(Unless your character is in the same area as other characters, in which case you'd actually be talking.)

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>>8144671
Okay... I hope that guy's okay even if he was a dumbass.
>>8144693
We talk to trainers and pokemon here.

>>8144719
I see. I'm gonna lurk and eventually give it a try.

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>>8144695
You need a ride to the Pokecenter?
>>8144702
Well, the fella over here >>8144633 is a frequent flyer with Con Air is you know what I mean. Switch, can you take care of this guy?
>Policefag sends out a Pangoro, who tosses the redneck over his shoulder and walks off.
>>8144720
>Kneel down, smile.
It's OK, he'll be fine. Probably.

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>Looking around house
Huh...

>runs and checks the mail box

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okay where the fuck
which of these shitty trumpet towns has the first gym
carrying a dave isnt as easy as it looks

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>>8144782
Yes, please.
>She nods.
>She gets her burger to go and gives Policefag a smile.

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>>8144797
>Slugma comes up to the house, carrying a bag
>He waves to Zorro

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>>8144830
>Policefag understands a nod, even if the finer points of Pokemon language elude him
>He and a Midnight Lycanroc give her a ride to the PokeCenter while a junior officer shows up to deal with interviewing the bar staff.

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>>8144848
>waves back
>runs up to slugma
Hey there! What where you doing!?

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>>8144808
Rustboro would be the first stop, if I remember correctly.

>>8144808
Isn't touching your past self like paradox stuff?

>>8144797
>There's a package. A big package.
>It's the thing.
>There's no way it's not the thing.
>How it got through Unovan customs is a mystery, but there it is.
- Weaponsguy, unable to imagepost atm

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>>8144782
Right so... Can I go? I think we still have Hoennese takeout in the fridge.

>>8144782
>head to the pokemon center with them
-Sylvie

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>>8144894
( Breaking the normal flow of things as not to leave you hanging )
Yeah, you're good to go.
Stay safe, alright?

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>>8144888
nah dude
this is future me from an alternate timeline
its fine
just masturbation
>>8144879
aight
to rustbucket
>Roll for how many posts it takes A-Dave to get there with B-Dave dozing on his back

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>>8144908
Right. Certainly. I'll just... Hopefully not get mugged on the way home.
>Time to go home

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>>8144871
Thank you. I can't believe I hit myself in the arm.
>She laughs while the doctors fix her up.
>>8144898
>She waves with her good arm.

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>>8144910
>He's there
>Thankfully B-Dave's klinks isn't narcoleptic too
aight
okay
lets do this
time to find me a gym
>Roll to find gym

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>>8144926
Hey, that was crazy wasn't it. SImple burger run turns into wrecking a bar and some dude.

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>>8144872
Training with some old man.
I gained a few levels, I think.
He also gave me a chunk of ice.

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>>8144937
>>8144926
>Policefag doesn't grasp much of the conversation. He's a cop, not a Pokeglot. Still, a good day on the job.
>He ambles on out the door, after checking with the nurses that C's gonna be fine.

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>>8144937
>She laughs.
Yeah. Sorry about that.
Do you want my burger?
>>8144994
>She waves.

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>>8144994
>wave at the old cop
Bye police dude!

>>8145004
Nah I'm fine, you keep it.

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whew
i'm so tired from all that cleaning,
i'll go take a bath, i'm smelling like muk slime

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>>8145017
>She laughs a little.
Well that went south. What's our next date going to be?
>Last post number decides how many posts until she can leave the Poke Center I guess?

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>>8144893
Aaaaawwwww yeah!

>attempting to push it

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>Mew flops on someone.
>Anyone.
>Literally the next person who makes a post, Mew flops on them.

>She seems upset.

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>>8144935
wait no
wtf
this aint a gym
fucking
trainers school
>Shoo children away from the cape

>>8144942
That is great! You look stronger to!
What is with the ice though?
-zorro (auto update fail)

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>>8144935
Nobody has a sense of direction these days.
>Teleports a map into him
>Number indicates how fast it flies
>Dubsfail, it ends up inside his stomach

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>>8145087
>>8145096
>Suddenly there is an upset mew draped over Dave's shoulders.

...Hello.

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>>8145096
>Jirachi flops in Dave's hair.
Hey I heard the next Mythical Meetup was here?

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>>8145070
Date?
>nervous
U-uh whenever you get better I suppose?

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>>8145136
>>8145137
>GIRLY SHRIE-
>>8145122
>Hit in the mouth with a very, very fast map
>Dave starts coughing and sputtering

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>>8145161
>A very spooky dad head rises from the ground behind dave and the others
>Doot.

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>>8145155
>She shakes her arm and stands up.
I feel fine. Where do you feel like going?

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>>8145100
Uh...I don't know, to be honest.
It hasn't melted at all yet, which is weird.

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>>8145137
>>8145175
>Mew is too humiliated to face Jirachi and ghost dad
>And is simultaneously too demotivated to teleport away or transform into a different species

>Mew just turns into a red mew, to blend in with Dave's shirt. It's a very halfassed job and no it doesn't work at all.
>Also no you don't get a picture of red mew because I can't into gimp.

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>>8145188
Well we can try to find the shopping district, maybe look at the latest Unovan fashion or something? By the way who was that guy back at the bar, it seemed like you knew him

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>adri finishes her bath
>suddendly her heart sinks
uhg, why do i feel so sad all of the sudden, i feel like i want to cry and i don't know why?
i'm going to bed
maybe i should call C, she might confort me
>even she calls C
>odds she doesn't

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>>8145203
>the package wont budge...

That is *grunts* pretty cool!
Not even when you hold it and stuff huh?

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>>8145241
>She punches for effect.
I feel great. Hm. Sure. Just a moment.
>She walks out and answers her claw.
>>8145248
Yes Adriiiiiiiii~?

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>>8145161
>>8145175
>>8145236
Soooooooo... What's up?

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>>8145286
Yeah.
>Pulls the piece of ice out of the bag, and holds it, to demonstrate
>It doesn't melt at all, and Slugma's lava sizzles at the contact
Ow.
See?

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>>8145343
h-hello C
for some reason i felt that something happened to you, are you okay?

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>>8145175
>Dave jumps, another girly shriek muffled by the map
>His trips over a combination of small child and cape
>>8145369
mmmmmmffff

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>>8145371
that is pretty neat!
>studies the slugma....

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>>8145380
Just a bit of a rough fight. I'm tough as nails though.
How are you?

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>>8145403
Uh huh? Really?

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>>8145236
..Dang, sis, I've never seen you like this.
Need a little 'pick me up'?

Might wanna work on that keckleon impression, btw.

>>8145369
Dunno, got bored of the dad council, decided to come goof off.

>>8145403
Still scared of ghosts, kiddo?
>Dad-ly snort

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>>8145409
>Slugma is blue
>He also looks beat up
>HP is at 40%, approximately
Do we have any potions, by the way?
...
And what's in that box?

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>>8145369
>>8145403
>>8145434
>Mew senses that her weak attempt at camouflage has failed, and drops it, becoming pink again. She looks away from Jirachi and Ghostdad... seemingly ignoring the human that they've gathered around.

...I don't wanna talk about it...

>...Mew has indeed been like this before. Once. Or possibly twice. Either way, it doesn't happen too often.

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>>8145416
oh, i'm good, had a busy day at work, lots of customers today, and at the near the closing hours a muk came and after she went away, i had to clean the cafe of the slime
it was a bit tiring, but i'm home now, took a shower and i'm all clean now
and about that fight, what happened?

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>>8145491
Oh. That's a shame. I hope it wasn't too annoying.
>She laughs a bit.
Some silly biker tried to start a fight with me and a training partner.
We got rid of him!

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>>8145460
>.....
>studies intensely
>pretend to not hear that second question
Yeah we do! come on inside i bet there are some berries in the fridge.

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>>8145433
>Dave is piled underneath two mythics, a Dave, and several children
>He responds with a sarcastic mumble
>>8145434
>An indignant "mmmfff" is all Ghost Dad gets

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>>8145434
Huh!
>>8145479
Okaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay Mew~
>>8145569
Really? Okay. Wish granted.
>Dave is poofed out of the mythic pile.
>By that I mean on spookdad.

>>8145558
Okay.
>Slugma follows Zorro
-Slugma

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>>8145608
>Mew: Meet the ground.
>Mew's face: Meet the dirt.

>...Right where it probably belongs. Or at least that's Mew's current opinion of herself.

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>>8145569
I'll take that as a yes.

>>8145608
>Has been dave-ify'd
Oh no.
I've been infected with 'the cool'.
>Shades: on
jiji why are you like this
i thought you said you werent a genie

>>8145479
hey thats cool sis
no presh

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>>8145608
>>8145658
>>8145680
I'm sorry I'm late for the meeting again.
>He puts down the cake him and Gadreel made.

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>>8145540
nah, it was okay, me being the cafe's only waitress is a bit overwhelming in somedays but i can pull it of
i can clean, cook and manage stuff pretty well
too bad he got in a fight with someone as tough as you, right C

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>>8145479
>>8145658
>Mesprit pops in, wearing a construction hat
Hey sis-
...
>Sighs
Let me guess...
It's like that time you tried to "pink" Unova.
No need to be down.
Here. I'll help you cheer up.
>A massive pile of chocolate bars appears above the group
>It starts to rain down on them
I'm in the middle of replenishing my stash anyways.

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>>8145608
>>8145680
>Panicked "mmf"ing as the two Daves fall onto Arceus
>He takes this opportunity to remove the map from his mouth
ye well the cool has a price
ur gay now
god is gay
>>8145720
ooo
chocolate
>Several bars of chocolate are eaten

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>>8145707
Next time they won't get a single hit on me. How's work been besides the Muk?

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>>8145701
>Muffled, reluctant "Hi, Darkrai." Which most likely comes out as a "Mrrh, mrrph."

>>8145720
>Mew looks up at Mesprit with a dejected look on her face.
>At least it isn't buried in the dirt anymore.
I thought we agreed never to speak of that again...

>...She sighs, rolling over onto her side and claiming one of the chocolate bars for herself, halfheartedly nibbling on a corner.
>She still hasn't gotten up from the ground.

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>>8145616
>rummaging around in the fridge
>tosses slugma a sitrus berry
I do not know where frankie keeps the potions actually....

Sounds like you had an awesome day!

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>>8145766
pretty strong today, there were loads of customers, but it was fun
well i wish i was there to help you out, if i was there we would kick their asses no problem

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>>8145740
jokes on you sonny
i was already gay
tis the law of ghostkind
'ye must be gay as fuck'

>>8145701
its all good my shadowy dude

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>>8145779
Hello.
>>8145823
Not a problem, ah, my dude?

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>>8145799
>Catches the berry, and eats it.
>Back to 100%
Probably keeps them in the bathroom or something...
>Shrugs
Anyways, I'm really happy that I leveled up.

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>>8145816
>She laughs.
I know you would. We can talk later? I've been looking around Unova to get the lay of the land.

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>>8145823
but how gay is gay as fuck
like
i occasionally partake in the booty
or i can mega evolve off of dick thoughts
>>8145840
yo

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>>8145844
Yeah!
>hugs slug
You should train a lot so then I can train with you too!
We can make each other the best!
Maybe you could teach me how to art one day too...

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>>8145880
yeah i was just checking on you, because of a gut feeling i had
i'm going to sleep soon, good night C, love you

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>>8145892
Yo.
...
Cake?
>Offer a slice.

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>>8145909
Good night, Adri. Love you too~!
>Click.

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>>8145893
>Hugs back
I certainly wouldn't mind either...
Always wanted to teach someone, to be honest.
What have you been up to?

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>>8146007
Trying to come up with a plan to kill these poachers...
Weird question. Do you know how to drive a large big truck?

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>>8145892
an amount of gay that would be completely impossible to interpret through words alone
and i doubt you want a demonstration
especially with you like
all up on me and shit
so lets go with basically infinite mega
if i could that is

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>>8145920
>The cake slice is accepted and eaten
dudes
as much as i wanna chill here
i got a gym to beat
>Alpha Dave picks up his alternate self and makes his way to the gym
>Not rolling to find it, because map
>I'll give the Showdown match link next post when he gets there
see ya dudes

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Because I'm pretty sure at least someone here cares to know what happened with me, I shall recount what happened today.
So going by the suggestions in the thread yesterday, I talked things over with Master and we decided to forget the whole thing happened and go on as normal.
Although I'm pretty sure I won't be able to forget the fact he probably pleasures himself to me.
Also I decided to draw a picture of myself using the power of COMPUTER ART PROGRAMS seeing as most posts here also contain a picture of the poster.

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>>8146050
aight
here we go
battling the chick
https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7customgame-546495667

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>>8146036
...
Um...I've never driven before...
Can't be too hard, though.
>Looks ever so slightly befuddled by the question
Are the poachers planning to attack us or something?

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>>8146048
>>8145920
>Depressed Mew noises have yet to actually cease.

>>8146077
Well you can draw better than me. How's life?
Better than Two Island I can assume.

>>8146078
(Dice gods are assholes. Rematch: happen)

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whoosp
dads of the round table are calling
>Shades: off
Have fun kids.

>>8146126
,,.
>Plop little baggie of Mortys Finest next to the sad catmom
>Doot out

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>>8145978
Who's adri?

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well i'm going to sleep, at least i know C is okay,
>roll to fall sleep

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>>8146225
>She sighs.
Well... My girlfriend I guess? But, I like you too.
And...
>She taps her claws together.
This is why I avoid making friends.

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>>8146115
I think so!
But i have a plan...
I am still looking for where he hides though...

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>>8146327
Wait you like me? Like me as in how you like Adri I mean.

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>>8146503
...Yes.
>She puts her claws over her face.
>Less in embarrassment, more in shame.

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>>8146558
There's nothing wrong with liking more than one person like that. I like Zorro like you like Adri and I kinda like you too I guess.

>>8146170
What do you mean by "better than Two Island"?
Pretty sure despite it being very small, it's a well off area with virtually no crime.

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>>8146581
...Right.
Do you want to go shopping? There are probably some nice places around here.

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ohhh yeah guess who got their first hoenn badge
based klinks sweep

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>>8146641
Yeah sure let's go
>She walks out of the pokemon center and heads off towards the shopping district