HUNGER GAMES
I'm pretty gay.
>>8146095
(Licks) I want to die.
Oui. Tu es.
>>8146095
k
>>8146127
Evening goyim
my name is jeff
does anyone want a game my name is jeff
>>8146135
Prolly not a jew.
>>8146137
I'd like a game mr Jeff
>>8146137
Please give these guys a game! Paula would like to do another but the headaches are back.
>>8146180
Take a advil then.
What's the song that gives you goosebump?
*unsheathes katana*
*resheathes katana*
I wish I had some coffee.......
Anyway when the next new game I really want to punch some people head's off.
*waits for replies*
*sips coffee*
>>8146214
https://youtu.be/eKKJ72i9QeU
>>8146214
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E0ij3L7GhDw
>>8146180
The loud explosions you are hearing in the background that I caused are probably not helping that are they? Sorry.
OKAY WHY IS THERE NOTHING GOING ON>?
>>8146214
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Abc6iQzNKgA
>>8146187
I did! Maybe Paula mislabeled the bottles. She will just go to sleep for now. Goodbye ghost.
>>8146235
So they are real? Paula thought she was just imaging it! Now she can sleep easier!
>>8146214
https://youtu.be/PcfJBRCBWKc
>>8146214
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gXiYpfR-cRE
>>8146214
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tG35R8F2j8k
>>8146214
https://soundcloud.com/the_thought_jfm/casper-prod-bugseed-x-zuper-x-suff-daddy
The first 24 people to respond will be taken to an enchanted forest where you will be blessed with magical powers. Will bump to 36 if there's enough interest
aeiou
*ponders sign extension and floating point representation methodologies*
>>8146352
The Real Guy, The Best Guy
>>8146352
Nrvnqsr Chaos
>>8146352
Shaq constructs a shack
>>8146352
Duke Onkled
>>8146352
Kurumizawa Satanichia McDowell
>>8146352
Fujiwara no Mokou
>>8146352
Gabriel
>>8146352
Toonces
>>8146352
Tovarisch Sovietsky
>>8146352
Plague Knight
>>8146352
Lum!
>>8146352
Bea
>>8146352
The Rock with a rock
>>8146352
Dubsman, the digit master
>>8146352
Space Dandy
>>8146352
Serena
>>8146352
Unassuming Local Guy
>>8146352
Sucy Manbavaran
>>8146352
Da coolest
>>8146352
Rika
>>8146352
Glass Joe
>>8146352
Echizen
>>8146352
Raphiel
>>8146352
Anastasia
>>8146352
Final Boss Eggman-Kun
>>8146214
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6pkSSbGcaz4
>>8146352
Suz
>>8146352
Jughead
>>8146352
Ash Crimson
>>8146352
Tiny snek
>>8146352
Gary Motherfucking Oak
>>8146352
Crashman
>>8146352
Saren Arterius
>>8146423
Debatable.
I think we need 2 more?
>>8146562
It ain't debatable in my eyes.
>>8146568
Tibby Dobbs
>>8146584
Metal, freezeman is technically the coolest we both know that.
Sorry for the wait everyone, my Firefox killed itself. Had to re-install.
Any problems?
>>8146683
Let's begin.
>>8146683
Looks alright. Let's start this.
>>8146683
This rooster seems to be fine. So let's just fucking start already.
>>8146683
DAVAI DAVAI! BEGIN GAMES!
>>8146683
Da coolest is way too cool for this shitty /co/de and nopes the hell outta here. While that happens, a skeleton claims the life of a tribute.
>>8146679
>>8146739
Who summoned me?
>>8146739
>Gary Oak beats Eggman-kun to show dominance
Watch out everyone, we got a badass over here.
>>8146739
>Looks around
Woah shit, magic. Now that's a bit new.
>>8146739
Plague Knight is a bully! A big fat bully! Meanwhile, the Chosen One is found.
>>8146760
I 'unno.
>>8146739
Oh shit. Watch out niggas. Gary Oak is now the final boss of the game.
>>8146782
Even I can have a little harmless fun sometimes! Hee hee!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rCnxGzm5rU8
>>8146782
I guess you could say...
Shaq learnt some black magic.
>>8146782
You've got to be shitting me right now.
>>8146739
J'ai perdu?! Déjà?
Eh, le moins que j'ai gagné avant....
>>8146782
The moon cracks open. Don't look up.
Also, if you've been misgendered it's probably because I forgot to do that (his/her) thing so I'll fix that later.
>>8146804
CARLOS SHUT THE FUCK UP
>>8146782
....what just happened? Where'd my clothes go?
>>8146825
Well that went about as well as I expected.
>>8146825
All around me are familiar faces...
>>8146825
Y'know, you guys should stop mooning.
It's really immature.
>>8146825
>Plague Knight wakes up in the morning and peers outside.
...Keh?! What on earth happened?!
>>8146844
A broken event, I've got to fix that.
Although the moon cracked moments ago, the horror's gone now so you can all look up and wish upon shooting stars and all that.
>>8146845
shut up you mexican nigger
>Wanted to watch spice and wolf to start capping images but can't find it anywhere in 1080 and can't download it due to shitty devices and connection
Dubs decide if I kill myself.
>>8146782
>Sniffle, sob.
Shut up...!
>>8146825
This is just my luck! Boo, hoo....
>>8146910
livestream it
>>8146910
Yes and no
>>8146741
Easy, easy, coldman, my bad.
>>8146886
I guess Tibby got woken up by morning wood, huh?
And no wonder Jughead got that name. They've got TWO jugs on their head right now!
>>8146886
Many of you are unable to find your way to the feast. It's probably for the best, people only ever die there anyways
>>8146910
Do a livestream
>>8146944
I do hope you enjoyed that Feast, for it was your last! Hah hah hah hah!
>>8146910
Do it fagget, disguise it as a pokemon livestream
>>8146910
>you will never see me killing myself even if I suffer a lot, letting life win is just dumb.
>>8146966
Oh fugger
same
I'd probably be less gay if I just stopped for a bit and chilled out
>>8146944
A peaceful day. Well except for the people dying that is
>>8146940
Fucking die Carlos
hi
>>8146998
Fuck off.
>>8146998
Hello
>>8146987
Skipped two slides of peace so we can see the moon crack itself open again. Who repaired it from the last time this happened?
>>8146998
>>8147008
hello
>>8147004
die meanie
>>8146998
Privet.
>>8146987
Hey now.
What if I don't want to die?
What if my shirt wants to dye instead?
>>8147017
CYKA BLYAT
>>8147016
I wasn't doing anything else tonight. Why do you people even have that much glue just laying around anyways?
>>8147035
IDI NAHUI PASHOL
>>8147016
Skipped another two slides of peace so we can see somebody die from a tree.
>>8147024
I will end you
>>8147037
I guess it was for the event of the moon breaking. Thanks for that one
>>8147050
Skipped like ten thousand slides of peace so we could see GO1 use the "first place" spell. But Haru is the Chosen One. How will it end?
>>8147050
Wow, I guess plague Knight was all bark and no bite huh? The trees seem to agree.
And Ash has a screaming sword?
That's pretty metal, if I do say so myself.
>>8147050
Just don't expect me to fix it twice. That Moon glue stinks like hell.
>>8147082
Bugged spell mechanics, he was pressing buttons and everything
>>8147098
I'm giving you one last chance Carlos because I swear to God I will come down upon you like the crashing of a thousand waves
>>8147100
The moon breaking for a third time would just be ridiculous. Your services are greatly appreciated
>>8147050
Keh?! Let go of me!
>>8147098
Quiet, you! I've got enough "bite" for the both of us!
>>8147124
I guess this only ever really had one ending
Post screens and guess ava
>>8147148
Those ancient prophecies don't lie. Congratulations Chosen One.
You guys ever heared of tryphobia?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wM1jBXEVP0w
>>8147124
No problem. You'll get the bill in the mail soon. You get taxed extra since a chunk fell on me the first time it broke.
>>8147166
Nice job, congratulations. Thanks for hosting or whatever.
>>8147166
Thanks for playing. Here's everyone now
>>8147124
Ash shoves his wand down GO1's throat?
What is this? A gay doujin?
>>8147148
And Haru won? Now this is one alien concept I can't grasp!
>>8147143
Oh really?
Well, in this pecking order, you're at the bottom of the pyramid!
>>8147166
Congrats, and thank you for hosting.
Also, good evening everyone
>>8147168
oh man is it babby's first edgy discovery on 4chan?
>>8147175
Thank you for the game, Mr. Host! I had lots of fun and it all paid off in the end!
>>8147124
"wand"
Knew it, he's a homosex
>>8147175
>the sim ordered the dropouts in order from best to worst
pottery
>>8147175
Congrats and thanks for hosting
>>8147166
Yes, yes, congratulations.
>>8147175
I suppose I should thank you.
>>8147181
Hee! That was your attempt at a bird pun? I'll give you credit for effort, at least.
>>8147199
So, what's with the mean comment?
fuck me daddy
>kk
>>8147294
im cuming son
>lf
>>8147294
No son. You rectally drank all my mojitos
https://m.youtube.com/channel/UChHWrZJD5eDcmE-_l7sMORg
Subscribe to this dude.
>>8147048
WHY ARNT YOU RUSHING B? CYKA BLYAT!
Next game when my niggas?
>>8147406
GAME NOT START YET COMRADE! AND DON'T HURT ME PLEASE!
>>8147362
Why?
>>8147422
Well are you paying for that archer's child support Vlad?
>>8147419
When someone hosts nibba
>>8147424
Because if you don't, I'll fuck your mom.
>>8147447
I'll host in TND'S discord everyone important is already there anyways.
Game there in 5 mins.
>>8147438
HAHAHAHAHAHA! You simple person... I am the one raising her, and being a father is the best thing ever.
>>8147477
no
>shots u
>>8147477
Why would someone go to a discord just for a shit game lol
>>8147473
>Lizardraw
>>8147485
Good. You better be, I would be disappointed if you didnt.
>>8147517
One of my dreams was being a father so thinking I was going to bail was bad of you. The only problem is that, Setsuna bailed out on the kid and I am only one raising her.
>>8147542
This is why you should never trust a Hoshidan.
>>8147567
You shouldn't trust anything with "Hoshi" in its name.
>>8147567
Not that. I blame the neighbors for teaching her that mentality. Then again, they did get me to get with her and have the kid... So they are a mystery.
>>8147542
....
So armour piercing, biogenic or just regular plasma coated bullets?
>>8147567
>Hoshidan
What did he mean by this?
>>8147636
i just figured he meant hoshidog
>>8147636
It's a Fire Emblem thing.
>>8147642
But what about updog?
>>8147583
>not trusting Hoshi
What are you, a normie?
>>8147636
In the source Setsuna is from she serves in a kingdom called Hoshido.
Its shit.
>>8147627
Using AK-74 rifle and using civilian issue 5.45x39 mm ammo. Weapon has very low recoil from the bullet itself and with the muzzle break it is shipped with? Basically a laser gun now
>>8147651
what's updog?
>>8147672
>>8147669
>using ak-74
>not using glorious an-94
Do you even into kebab removal anymore?!
>>8147937
COMRADE I WILL GIVE HER THAT ON HER BIRTHDAY! SHE NEEDS TO APPRECIATE CLASSICS FIRST!
>>8147909
oh, you...you're a cheeky one
>>8147971
But... Wouldn't the classic be an ak-m?
What themes have yet to be used in /co/des? I was thinking of making a desert themed one
>>8147986
Not yet. I don't think her arms can really hold it yet. And it is AKM, all one.
>>8147991
The "reliable dead hours host" theme.
Ffs! I just got off work, and not a game in sight!
Lurkers come out or the doggo gets it.
>>8148038
Don't
>>8148038
>Figuring folder shit out man. You need something?
>>8148038
Please don't shoot him. He doesn't deserve it.
>>8147991
Go for it. I remember when one guy was making one. It was pretty fun for how little it had.
>>8147991
Sounds good
Ice themed games is fine too
>>8148018
Makes sense
>When you're so tired you fuck up your fave rifles abreviation
>>8148038
>the mechanic raises her hands up
Don't shoot!
>>8148038
Heartless bastard.
>>8148038
: l
>>8148038
Alright, fine. You've convinced me. Keh...
>>8148038
How dare you! Release that poor dog right now!
>>8148038
What? Why would you hurt him? He looks like a sweet, innocent pup.
Please don't.
>>8148038
No balls. You are just coward.
>>8148065
>t. Cirno
>>8148081
>>8148079
>>8148077
>>8148075
>>8148061
>>8148051
>>8148058
FUCK HE TOOK THE GUN
RUN
>>8148038
Put the gun down, for the sake of HOPE!
>>8147971
Were you really planning on giving me such a cherished antique?
The bullets were for that hoshidan whore for the record.
>>8148038
STOP IT OR I WILL USE FORCE, BLYAT!
>>8148038
LEAVE THAT DOG ALONE
>>8148096
Evening Ahri.
>>8148112
>>8148112
AAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>8148038
>>8148112
>A group of cyclists run over the dog.
>>8148112
What is that? A SnW 500 snubby?
>>8148112
That's fine. Animals don't know how to use guns.
>>8148112
>walks to **** ******** * *******
bye
>>8148123
Good evening Soviet.
>>8148112
Oh... Well now the tables have turned.
>>8148112
>the mechanic hides behind a small boulder
Oh no!
>>8148112
I'm good, thank you.
>>8148118
Maybe. If you come back, and Lisa loves her original mother. Saying she has a heart of gold is an understatement, And I can't be mad at Setsuna either. Care for her too much and would hurt my heart.
>>8148112
NOW SHOOT THE MAN WHO TOOK YOU HOSTAGE! NO BITE! JUST BARK!
>>8148139
>Over one thousand pow hammers are thrown to the cyclists
>they all die becuase RPG logic
>>8148166
I fucking hate you.
Little bitch.
>>8148150
I have been getting high readings of Yuri during these times. Noticed it happens when you and Suz are here, and part of me asks. Are you two together or something?
>>8148200
I used two "o"s, not one, piss off.
>>8148212
You have? Now that's interesting. I wonder why.
>She shrugs nonchalantly.
So I gotta ask, does anyone know how to get out of here? Cause umm...I can't find an exit.
>A erie fog appears out of no where because fuck yo weather.
>>8148195
>The three cyclists die after the barrage of hammers. However, another group identical to the previous one arrive briefly after.
We are the cyclists, the intermediate state between humans and pure energy. We are many, and we cannot be stopped by mere bystanders and their grieve for the death biodegradable creature.
>Out of curiosity, how many Hotline Miami avas do we have on here besides Jacket?
>>8148237
I have this special Geiger Counter that was remade to detect Yuri shit and when you two are close. The clicks go ballistic
>>8148243
To be honest, out the way you came. But welcome comrade!
>>8148255
Nigger what are you doing?
>>8148243
Tear open a portal, find a door standing in the middle of nowhere, or keep walking in one direction and don't stop.
If it works it works, if it don't it don't.
>>8148255
Eh. I like a bit of fog anyways.
>>8148265
>Not a one to my knowledge.
>>8148218
You fucking cunt, don't fucking tell me what to do and don't act like you're better than me or I'll smack the shit out of you, fuckintg pissant. I swear to me.
>>8148243
Have you tried walking until you can't walk any longer?
>>8148265
>I think we had a Manny before
>>8148265
We have 7 jackets.
>>8148243
>walks through the fog carefree
>Miyako rememberd to do her exercize routines today
>>8148255
Keh? That is quite ominous.
>>8148277
>>8148289
>I could've sworn someone did the Twins as filler or something before. Thinking about doing one of The Fans from 2.
>>8148255
Gasmask on
>>8148255
Just in time! A nice ominous fog is needed for this time of night.
>>8148261
Im never going to forgive about what your friend did, im gonna eliminate every single one of you until you and your other friends stop with your sins
>>8148255
>Suddenly out of the fog comes a war torn soldier.
>>8148038
>Comes up from behind the Anon and punches him hard enough to knock him out.
Hello everyone I'm not dead anymore. What year is it?
QUICK! SOMEBODY HOST! THERE'S NO TIME TO EXPLAIN JUST QUICK!!
>>8148270
>Ahri runs a hand idly though her hair as she speaks.
Now that's strange. Maybe it's detecting something else. That would have to be the case. Is it even going off now?
>>8148255
Oh... A fog is rolling in. That's odd for this time of night.
>She smiles to herself.
Jesus fucking christ. I was going to host a nice, comfy 36 for you faggots, but it took me two minutes to find this thread since you niggers decided it would be great to have a thread without "HG" somewhere in the title.
It didn't help making that cuck LF the picture either.
OH MY GOD IT'S GOT MY LEG SOMEBODY SAVE ME HOST A GAME
I'M DYING
I'M DYYYYYYYYIIIIIIIING
>>8148367
>he doesn't ctrl f hunger games if HG fails
Nigger what
>>8148340
Same year and same month. Welcome back sir.
>>8148353
>pulls out his detector and there is only a few, low clicks emitting from it.
Not too much, but might pick up later tonight.
>>8148367
Tovarisch Sovietsky
>>8148370
Amazing, now to find my dreams of getting into a relationship begins.
>>8148370
I don't want to get sweaty.
>>8148367
>hunger games in all caps
>I-I couldn't find the thread guys??!
Not our fault you're fucking retarded bro.
>>8148383
>T-That happens to me sometimes
>>8148270
I was dropped off here. And I don't know if I could walk back for miles and miles, with no food or shelter.
>>8148277
Umm, I haven't seen any of those, and I feel like walking in one direction forever is suicide.
>>8148289
Getting lost and passing out from exhaustion isn't exactly something I wish for.
>>8148305
Wie bitte?
>>8148340
The year is 2914, God emperor Donald Trump has expanded his empire outside the galaxy, where he now battles against illegal alien immigrants.
336th Express Games.
First Whatever.
>>8148150
>that image
Hnnnnnnnnnnnnng!
>>8148352
first 24-36
no dupes
no long names
no special characters
not hosting lel
may bump if needed
I reserve the right to ban anyone.
>>8148414
I have food if you are hungry. Davai, davai, follow me.
>>8148426
Colette
>>8148426
Aunt Mall Cop
>>8148426
Kurumizawa Satanichia McDowell
>>8148426
Nrvnqsr Chaos
>>8148278
Oh, pick someone of your own religion to bother, I'm sure you'll find them more entertaining and worthwhile.
>>8148370
I'm on good terms with undead.
>>8148414
Nah, not really. It's never that hard to find food or drink. And oyu don't just "find" portals, dumbass, you gotta open them yourself!
>>8148426
Rika
>>8148426
>>8148433
Penguin
>>8148426
Plague Knight
>>8148426
B8
>>8148426
Raphiel
>>8148426
Rubick
>>8148414
How else are you going to find an exit? You have to put everything you've got into it. It never fails to man up and pass out every now and again in order to get the outcome you want.
>>8148426
Amami Rantaro
>>8148426
Sergeant Feels, The Tragic Hero.
>>8148426
Jughead
>>8148426
Asuka Shikinami Langley
>>8148426
The Doll
>>8148383
Im a lazy son of a bitch. Sue me.
>>8148397
Are you retarded?
>>8148410
Read three lines up.
>>8148426
Stork
>>8148426
Gabriel
>>8148426
Hiiro Kagami
>>8148426
Syria
>>8148370
Huh? Where?
>Miyako looks around ever oblivious
>>8148414
Oh! You're new..
>the young girl looks incredibly pale as she shuffles towards you
>>8148426
Leo
>>8148426
>>8146400
>>8148336
To threaten the most energy efficient beings in the surface of the planet is nothing but a foolish idea, woman. Everything we do has an end of conserving earth's resources, will you still insist in opposing us even knowing about our flawless logic?
>>8148426
The Cyclists
>>8148426
Prompto
>>8148426
Lucklord
>>8148426
Purple Slime Tits
>>8148426
Insane Cultist
>>8148426
Bell Cranel
>>8148426
Chihaya Kisaragi
>>8148433
Baited Soviet
>>8148426
Bugs Bunny
>>8148426
Haru
>>8148426
Agrias Oaks
>>8148426
Nagito Komaeda
>>8148426
Kino
>>8148397
>Ahri tilts her head as she looks at the detector from over his shoulder.
How odd. Wouldn't it go off just from me being here? I think it's broken.
I suppose I'll believe it when I see it.
>>8148426
Nero Claudius Caesar Augustus Germanicus
>>8148426
Miyako Yoshika
>>8148536
I said you AND Suz. Forgot the and part there, but it is awfully quiet... Might be low batteries.
>>8148426
Jill Stingray
>>8148500
This world is only for good persons, im not going to accept that bad people lives in my world
>>8148426
>>8148433
Lisa
>>8148509
(use this instead)
>>8148542
Feels, what was the after life like? And how did you get back?
>>8148436
Hey! I'm not just going to follow a total stranger for food! I'm not that gullible...
>>8148447
No need for the vulgarity miss. I don't think that last thing is an option for me.
>>8148468
Would you trust the people here, if you were found passed out and unconscious? It's like a pervs wet deeam.
>>8148494
Y-yeah...
>Leo slowly backs away
Do you mind?
>>8148518
cute
>>8148593
Even using AS Val-... I think I might cry...
>>8148575
Sounds like changing them would be a good idea. I'm sure there's another reason for it.
>She moves around him, looking at it from other angles.
Technology is strange after all...
As of today, everyone is a winner of the Express Games.
>>8148658
Let's begin.
>>8148518
I swear to God if you fuck up my waifu with shit rp I will hunt you down and gut you with a wooden spork!
>>8148658
Just made it? Guess my trash luck payed off!
If there's no objections, guess we should start. I'm looking forward to testing everyone's hope in this bout.
>>8148643
Clever too. Ok, I will be back.
>goes into his home and returns to hand you some newly cooked Chebureks, larger fried versions of pelmeni.
>>8148643
Let's not kid ourselves here, Leo. While you're right about it being a...pervets "wet dream", that's assuming they know you're a female. They would most likely leave you alone based solely on your looks.
Even so, I don't think anyone here would do that to you. You won't get anywhere by thinking people are inherently evil.
>>8148683
(Woops, forgot pic)
>>8148658
I march forth, to overcome the flames of battle!
>>8148658
Let's have some real fun!
>>8148658
What a dumb sentiment... If everyone is a winner, no one is a winner. Let's just get started...
>>8148643
I'm a vulgar person, lady, it's more fun when you don't care. Modern outfit..lemme guess. Magic doesn't exist where you're from.
>>8148736
There's a floating sperm by your head
>>8148710
Ily
>>8148736
Does Youmu know you stole Myon?
>>8148710
It's a joke, you dip
>>8148752
That's a ghost.
>>8148789
It's MY ghost.