ITT: Pokemon are real.
Who's your favorite keikaku master?
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Previous thread: >>8131511
8lessed
>>8135499
not blessed
>>8135485
...
...I suppose... Colress...?
>>8135450
Nice, nice.
There's still one topic more to discuss, that being the Aether lab data you recovered.
It is in our best interest if Colress were to have it.
>>8135522
>pet
sup par how do i kms
>>8135537
>confused desertghost noises
>>8135545
hang on doing it now
>>8135557
>scratch under chin
>>8135545
>>8135560
(By being the big spoon and suffocating on my hair. )
>>8135485
Not me and not my old boss.
I'm barely smart enough to know when I don't know shit, and my boss' plans have been blowing up in his face.
>>8135457
Sure thing. Warper here's a little weird, translucent gray-ish, got his name 'cause I'm pretty sure he can teleport or something. Real affectionate, at least. I like 'em.
>>8135474
Ol' Darke and Cartier are trying to get ahold of Aether plans, for starters. I think they're hoping to be able to sell designer-spliced Pokemon, or recreate the SIlvallies, or some shit.
The Kanto-Johto water crisis is all Darke's idea. Create a problem, then control access to the solution. Rumor is they're working on a worse version of that shit. Also, Admin rumors are that they have a cure in hand and are sitting on it.
Cartier wanted to hunt some particular Ninetales in Kanto, only reason that's notable is that he wanted -that one- and got a lot of Kanto grunts killed over it.
wake me up
>>8135572
>Even more confused desertghost noises
W-w-what are you d-doing...?
>>8135610
(Okay. Rolling to wake up the anon. )
>>8135590
... does it giggle a lot?
Do they have any agents in Aether?
>>8135625
(Fuck. )
>>8135537
>>8135572
I don't think the Yamask enjoys that.
>>8135590
Thank you for the information. Consider N your boss as well, alright? Green hair, doesn't shower a lot. If he asks you for any information just make a note and I'll be sure to pay you.
Sort of not focusing well right now.
>Colress fucks off because I really can't focus on this right now go talk to N por favor.
>Also he'll get to the Yamask later.
>>8135666
WHO HAS SUMMONED ME TO THIS REALM
I WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF WATCHING MY LITTLE PONY SO THIS BETTER BE A GOOD REASON
>>8135724
SATAN FORGOT HIS PIC
>>8135672
Sir, yes sir.
I'll send you the original lab info, Cartier can get the shitty copies.
>>8135666
For agents, they don't have much in Aether that I know of and they got jack shit in Plasma.
Mostly the bosses focused on government and corporate shit as far as clients and accomplices and shit...
How'd you know Warper giggles, by the way? Is this related to why C&D want this little rascal so damn bad?
>>8135740
>satan is now pink
>jirachi proceeds to slam into a wall to knock himself out
>>8135672
>Yamask nods, before getting comfortable somewhere.
>>8135724
>>8135733
...You're not Giratina.
>tfw been up for like two hours trying to figure out what to do with my char
>pretty much everyone i could feasibly interact with is probably asleep
welp heres my goodnight shitpost
>>8135852
night senpai
>>8135852
yeah ive sort of dropped out because i have no idea what to do with my characters
>>8135764
>satan is now pink
>But because I can't into editing and Google images failed me with pink Satan pic related will have to do
>and because it would be weird for Satan to stick around this long to wait for a reply from the original person who Got Satantrips I guess Satan also Gets Dragged back to his hell dimension place
>>8135747
Excellent. Thanks for all the data, you're already going places, in a good way.
And yes, Warper there is very special.
whats a good ghost type to get?
>>8135724
>>8135733
>>8135733
>>8135740
>>8135764
What the fuck?
>>8135884
>>8135852
(Make new characters, screw around with Steven the drunk, screw around with one of the Honhons, try to find "Blue", pester Dialga or Palkia, pester Gadreel or Froslass... I really can't offer suggestions without knowing which characters you're talking about. )
>>8135957
That depends, what are you trying to do?
>>8135747
.... Does it look like this?
>>8136022
new job
need to do dirty work ill go for a banette
>>8136053
I wouldn't suggest the aid of a Ghost Type specifically for such a thing, but a Banette is the worst possible Ghost for a dirty job - they don't take well to having their bodies dirtied. Golurks are built and programmed to enjoy labor, so that would be my suggestion.
>>8136101
Thank you sir. Would you suggest a Muk as well?
>>8136110
Either variant of Muk, Garbodor, or Swalot, yes.
>>8136128
One last question. The site were cleaning has er... Corpses. How good are Swalot/Muk at dealing with those?
>>8136147
....... yeessssssssss, albeit reluctantly....
I'm presuming you will refuse to tell me any details about what's going on, correct?
>>8136168
Sorry sir. Out of my jurisiction. Promise what we're doing is legal from an ethical standpoint. Not so much a building one.
>sanctuaryfag is fast asleep
>yet for some reason he has this song playing really fucking loudly
https://youtu.be/Ho1LgF8ys-c
Good morning everybody
>>8137962
>walks in from outside all muddy
good morning!
>>8138045
Whatchu been up to that's got you all muddy?
>>8138053
I was digging holes and looking for cartier house all night! I could not sleep....
>>8138134
Y'know you kinda hurt my feelings last night when you accused me of thinking all your plans were stupid. But whatever this won't be as good as a night of sleep but maybe it will make you feel better
>kiss the fox
>>8138220
>has a big dumb grin now
Well every one says that so i just thought you did too...
I still do not feel good about letting him go though...
>>8138245
I can understand that I guess.
>she hugs Zorro
I'm sure it will be all right though.
>>8138409
>hugs back!
I hope so! i have got a feeling he still wants to kill us though...
>>8138432
I'm sure he does but he can't as he doesn't know where we are.
>>8138542
I sure hope not...
What do ya want to do today?
>>8138671
I haven't given it much thought really, might go try training some more.
>>8138672
that C scizor is really good to train with! maybe that will work....
Hey Hex Maniac here. My pokemon keep acting funny?
My Trevenant has been spending less time in the sun and my Chandelure has been a little more protective. Anyone know anything about this?
>>8138677
She's close to your level and will likely knock me out in one hit.
>>8138681
There was a ghost psych on here yesterday, maybe he'll come by today as well.
>>8138681
Have you tried asking them what's up? Even if you can't understand them normally, a lot of Pokemon know how to write or type.
...I'd probably get worried if they won't tell you though.
>>8138681
maybe they know something!
>>8138692
pfff yeah with that attitude!
>>8138725
Fine when they wake up i'll battle them once, maybe with HP fire i can do something at least.
>>8138746
yeah you have fire pants remember!
You can not lose now!
>>8138746
>boops
>>8138746
>butt fugs
>>8138870
>is booped by anon
>boop him back
>>8138887
>off by 1
BORK WHAT HAPPENED???????
>>8138887
>1 off
no longer blessed
>>8138896
obviously if i get 8s all the time people will think i'm scripting duh!
>sleeping
>don't wake goo baby up
>>8138920
>pets
am i still the banned?
>>8138920
>marries to arceus
>>8138920
>Tape up lewd Jolteon pictures all over the room
>>8138950
(Apparently you aren't. Welcome back, whoever this is. )
>>8138920
>>8138972
>>8138797
Probably, did you have any plans for today yourself?
>>8139020
probably gonna train... look for cartiers hideout i guess...
>>8138979
>nose bleed
There nothing to do
(Both ic and ooc)
What's the best way to no longer be bored?
>>8139138
Get laid. I'd say go fuck with somebody's fangirls, but you aren't a ditto, and that's my gig.
>>8139138
I know right?
Especially here in Orre, there's way too much empty desert here.
>>8139094
Whats with the nose bleed?
>>8138928
>Pets wake him up
Yawn who is it?
>>8138966
>Suddenly a ring appears in gel hand it's incredibly fancy looking almost holy
Huh? When did i get that
>>8138972
Notices all the lewd images taped all over the roon
Uhh
>>8138979
Focuses on one image
>roll to try no to have lewd thoughts with inazuma
>>8139192
....
>nose bleed intensifies
it is n-nothing! I just walked into the slider glass door again!
>>8139156
Well at least you technically have fan girls, I don't get out much mostly due to not having many friends, the only real friends I have are my pokemon and 2 other people who I only know through my old job
>>8139179
Well at least orre has chaos fun, like that shadow pokemon thing that happened a while ago?
Wait I have an idea
>Roll to call someone
>0-1 N
>2-3 Honhon siebold (I think that's how it's spelled)
>4-5 batter guy
>6-7 sabi/rust
>8-9 coloress
>if dubs he puts everyone in a group call while "what is love" by the Hathaways plays in the background
>(If I role an Rper that's not online, I'll just self Rp till something happens)
>>8139253
...? Okay then
>wipes away blood for Zorro
You should get cleaned up, don't want frankie mad at you for tracking mud in the house.
>>8139212
Okay I need to get rid of them before anyone sees it, specially inazume he can't see this, because if he saw this he would probably think of me as a obsessed nutjob
-nirie
>>8139291
>realized covered in mud just now
haah! I guess i am pretty dirty!
Can you hose me down out back?
>>8139301
Nutjob?
>>8139301
>The pictures are not just taped
>They have also been super glued to the wall
>>8139258
Go make friends, get out and do shit. Limiting yourself is for pussies.
>>8139258
>no answer
Well...
Anyone here need some asshole dead? I have nothing better to do, I'd go to sinnoh but flights are being a bitch, and I can't fly on obe of my polemon do to winds at the moment, well to get to sinnoh anyway.
So... anyone? Maybe recommend me something to do?
>>8139318
>panics
AHH, inazuma this is not what you think
Don't jump to conclusions
-Nirie
>>8139346
(Fugging auto update)
I'm doing that now, I just do know what to do
-SF
>>8139368
(Don't know what to do*)
>>8139258
Trust me, the Shadow Pokemon thing was not fun...
Apparently there's a Yanmega who lives somewhere in the desert, any idea where they are?
>>8139349
>>8139368
Baaaaaattle. You have Pokemon, right?
>>8139317
Sure
>walks out to the backyard
>>8139349
...
>Poke
You are cute.
>>8139362
It looks pretty obvious to me Aniki!
>>8139438
>walks out back
>turns hose on and sprays sylvie
HA!
I should've never tried dating Olivia. Ever since I started, I then began to notice Tapu Lele around my area way more often than usual. Often trying to drag me away from her in one way or another and interrupting our time. Any ideas to make Lele stop?
>>8139474
You like seeing me wet don't you?
>>8139484
Catch her and keep her in a ball?
>>8139392
I may know someone who does...
>rings up a lolapix
>>8139405
Yeah... I am out of practice though... and I'm taking time off from my pokemon as mist of the females have tried fucking me... then again my strongest team doesn't do of that... fuck it where you at?
>>8139439
...
...
...
How'd you get into my house?
>>8139484
Tell her no
>>8139484
Stop dating Olivia...? Easiest answer ever, dude.
>>8139486
yeah haha!
I think you look funny!
>hands the hose to sylvie
Now do me!
>>8139486
You must admit that it's better than being on fire, little 'eon.
>the old man chuckles to himself and pets the Sylveon on the head
>>8139497
What up Mr. V
>>8139497
...
The back door?
It's not locked.
>>8139449
it wasn't me who put those imaeges, believe me
>goo baby is a ball of shame and embarrasment
>>8139499
>sprays down Zorro with the hose
You know you can get me wet in other ways right?
>>8139500
>best pets fairypupper tail wagging like crazy
Who are you?
>>8139497
(Fucking autoupdate.)
Guess I can tell you, as long as I keep up the French Fry disguise. Hearthome City.
>>8139507
(Drink)
>>8139520
(Good thing I have my alcohol out already)
>>8139500
Hello guy!
>>8139509
>the mud falls off.... mostly
>shakes the water off getting water everywhere
Thanks!
Other ways? like pushing you into a pool?
>>8139497
Thank you!
Let me know what you find out.
>Yanma waits patiently.
>>8139556
No silly, remember the eating thing?
>>8139509
>>8139556
I'm surprised that Yanma hasn't told people about my reappearance here yet, but I guess I'm not exactly too pleasant to talk about for him yet.
Anyway, you can call me Mr. Verich.
>>8139585
Mister Verich huh? Well nice to meet you I'm Sylvie and my friend here is Zorro.
>a ribbon coils around Verich's arm and directs it to continue petting
>>8139577
like food or the other one?
>>8139585
Mr.... Verich!
How are you!?
>>8139615
The other one
>>8139506
There's a lil' red dragonfly who needs you Right now, you should run into them
>>8139507
>>8139520
>looks over to see there's a hole in the back of his house
I have several questions, but that'll have to wait...
>he gets what he needs and is about to head out
>before he leaves he glances a frightened look at the Garbodor
>he then remembers the news stations on how poacher groups have been going around more often
Look you may scare me a bit but I still don't want a pokemon getting hurt
>he takes his revolver and hatchet
Anyway I don't know if you'll stay here or you want to come with but in going to hearthome city
>>8139517
Ok then I guess I'll be there as soon as I take a stop by a pokemon center to transfer my team
>>8139562
She should hopefully be there soon
>>8139642
Ok Mr.V
>>8139562
Would by chance that be you?
>>8139604
>>8139615
>Verich continues to pet Sylvie with his surprisingly soft hand, smiling warmly all the while as he looks at Zorro
I've been having better days now that I have departed from the Orre region for the time being, thank you for asking. I don't believe I've seen this species of eeveelution, however. What species would you be?
>>8139585
That and I'm trying to not be spiteful.
I think you'd get a lot of unwanted attention if I told people about you.
>>8139642
She?
>>8139654
Oh, hello.
Are you the person that guy was talking about?
The one that might be able to help me find the Yanmega?
>>8139621
...
>putting the pieces together
Oh! Yeah...
You want to do that uuuh maybe later?
>stammering and stuff
>>8139664
Is orre really as bad as everyone says!?
>>8139664
>murring a bit she's quite enjoying those pets
A Sylveon, evolved due to affection given to me by my old trainer's girlfriend.
>>8139697
Maybe~
>>8139642
>The Garbodor follows him
What's your name?
>>8139508
JUST SAY THAT YOU LOVE HIM ALREADY GOO BABAY
>>8139642
Alright dude. What's your plan? Contests? Chilling? Gym?
>>8139697
Most of my experiences here have been bad.
Plus all the desert makes it really annoying for me if I want to fly anywhere, a sandstorm would probably ruin my wings.
(Yanma)
>>8139717
Of course he loves me!
>>8139508
Don't you?
>>8139690
Yes I am, and is there a problem with me being a girl? And yes I can help you find yanmega
>>8139690
I'm very much used to it, by now Yanma. You are free to tell people of my past.. They deserve to know who they are dealing with.
>>8139697
Orre isn't too bad if you do not mind the lack of wild Pokemon. Or the sand. Or the dryness. Or the old people, such as myself.
>>8139704
Is that so? Well, the newest Eeveelution I've seen would have to be an Umbreon.
>>8139743
Oh then there are 2 more Eeveelutions you haven't seen, Glaceon and Leafeon. I've never met a Leafeon myself but they seem kinda cool.
>>8139709
Wow, you're the first person to actually ask me (ic and ooc) it's Veiyez. V-ay-ez
>>8139718
I was just chilling but I could hit up a gym
>has just transferred his team
Though I don't think my team is fair unless I fight the gym stronger than normal that is, anyway I should be there soon
>last digit is how many posts until he gets to hearthome city
>>8139729
i-i do love you inazuma
>embarased goo
>>8139736
...There's no problem, no.
It's just uh...nevermind actually, it doesn't matter.
You might need to come and get me, I don't know my way around Orre.
I'll go wait outside Gateon Port for you.
>Yanma flies to Gateon and hovers around, waiting for Alolan Vulpix.
>>8139743
...Alright. Thank you.
>>8139784
I love you too niichan!
>kiss the goobaby on the 'cheek'
Good morning~!
>>8139697
>>8139621
How's the cutest couple in town huh?
>>8139664
Oh hi mister, are you here to talk to Frankie or just hanging out?
>>8139704
I think we should go to orre sometime...
>>8139724
I really want to see it for myself!
>>8139743
Yeah! Sylveon is the best one though!
>>8139772
Who cares man. A win is a win. I think they use the VGC shit for gyms now, but I could be wrong.
>>8139796
Doing good, how are you this morning Vapey?
>>8139799
Why would we go to Orre though?
>>8139793
Ummm.... ok then?...
>is off to Gateon
>fuck all, she's a really fast ice fox
Hey is that you?
>>8139796
Who is the cutest couple?
Oh and good morning to you!
>>8139814
because why not!?
>>8139826
I dunno, deserts are hot and the only hot thing I like is you.
>>8139794
>>kiss the goobaby on the 'cheek'
>blushing
>not to not spll the spaghetti
Ey, what's good, world?
It's 'chur boy Ray and, like, I think I'm gonna go stir crazy.
Life's, like, kinda bluh but at least I'm still kickin'. Metaphorically. Literally, I'm not kickin' much for a little hile.
>>8139796
I'm guessing I'm here to hang out, as I do not know who this "Frankie" is.
>>8139799
I can definitely see why you say that, Zorro.
>Verich chuckles yet again, looking fairly pleased that the Ninetails is interested in Orre.
>>8139799
But you're a Fire type, wouldn't you hate the desert because of all the sand?
>>8139822
Hey!
I can see you.
>Yanma flies over to the Vulpix.
What's an Ice type like you doing in a region that's mostly desert, anyway?
>>8139814
Pretty good. I snuggled Cocoa a bit, slept in too late, tried out the bathtub here
All good stuff
>>8139826
You're the cutest couple~
>>8139835
>Giggling fishpupper noises
>>8139852
Hes the Trainer here and stuff hehee
>>8139835
Well the only pink thing i like is you...
>attempt at a pickup line
We should go there sometime for the battling...
>>8139852
Yeah i bet! So what are you doing around here?
>>8139875
I guess that makes sense... Sand does not bother that badly! then again i have not seen too much sand yet...
>>8139889
I-i am!?
>>8139843
>pet the 'chu
>>8139889
Ah, would you mind bringing him to me? It's been a long time since I've had battles..
>The Old man takes on a slightly darker tone of voice, holding 7 pokeballs in his hands instead of the usual six
(How do I get in this rp without feeling forced? No one really interacts with my charactrs.)
>>8139901
Yep, you and Sylvie~
>>8139908
Sure
Not all of us are on the same level though
Zorro used to do League stuff, but I was just a Sunday scrapper in Fuschia
Pretty sure Sylvie's between Zorro and me
>Vapey: go get Frankie
>>8139875
Borderline boredom, and curiosity
So why do you want to meet yanmega?
>>8139906
>happy 'chu sounds
Mmm, thanks, bro.
Just, like, watch the legs, those got all messed up recently, kay?
>>8139932
( I introduced one of my newer dudes with "hey PAR i has thing going on what do" and some IC asking about what's going on in the world )
>>8139804
Ok I think I see you I'll be right there
-V/SF
>>8139901
Hehe If you want to I suppose
>she boops Zorro
>>8139889
Cocoa snugs are always the best
>>8139789
>as a Incestuous brother
>Another apartmen wind whispers
>>8139932
(You could always have them ask for advice of some sort. That's typically enough for most characters to have an excuse to interact with them long enough to get to know them. )
>>8139964
You just asked for an answer my dude. That's the easiest one. Either that or just date the Tapu as well.
>>8139970
Alright. What are we doing? I've just been drinking today. Dittos can't get drunk, for better or for worse
>>8139901
Well I think it's horrible, maybe you'll like it because of the heat.
>>8139932
(Most characters seem to be in groups and do stuff together, maybe have a character run into them?)
>>8139943
Curiosity mostly, I didn't think I'd see another one of my kind in a desert.
That and I just want to meet new Pokemon, I've been lonely for way too long.
Before you say it, not like that. I want friends.
>>8139933
Yeah! we are!
>>8139973
ha!
>getting all excited
>>8139987
Yeah i do like hot things!
>>8139933
>Frankie: stumble on out
What's up, Vapey? You're not normally this worked up about battling...
>Frankie: see odd man out front
Good afternoon, sir.
>>8140033
Good morning Frankie!
>>8140001
Hot things are nice sometimes.
Not when they're constant like the desert here is.
>>8140062
Good morning, Sylvie. How's it going today?
>Frankie: give dem good pets
>>8140100
>today is a great day for pets, tail is a blur
Doing great especially with all these pets!
(zorro player. irl came up and i have to go. go ahead and npc me!)
>>8140123
(alright later senpai <3)
>>8139987
Say what? I like friends too, and yeah I'll help you get to yanmega there at the S.S.libra let's go
>>8139984
Well if you want we could go for a gym? Or look for someone who needs "a lesson taught" I'm up for whatever honestly, not sex though... don't get the wrong idea
>>8140218
What, have I confused you?
Anyway thanks, I wonder what the Yanmega thinks of this region.
...Do you know if this Yanmega is female or not?
roll to die
>the spinda cafe is busy today, lot's of customers, and adri is doing her best work
>the tip jar is piling up
wow, today sure is busy, at least thing are going well
>adri, goes send some shakes to some customers
>>8140299
Yea she's a girl, she's also with her soon to be husband. How about you? You seemed a bit jumpy when I you found out I was a girl...
>>8140242
Nah, if I wanted to go get laid I'd go look for a fangirl. More energetic in bed. I'll watch you do the gym, but I'm not helping. I'm a lover, not a fighter.
>>8140334
with such a cute waitress who wouldn't go the cafe?
>>8140351
I'd say the same but ive never had a lover soooo I got nothing... where Is the closest gym again? It's been a while since I've been in sinnoh, living in alola and all
>>8140425
In Hearthome. Luckily for you I know the way. Getting there without getting caught, however, is a different matter.
>Roll to not encounter Gladion fangirls on the way to the gym
>>8140345
Oh...Well I hope she's happy with her husband.
...I did say I've been lonely right?
I haven't really had any friends since I got captured by Cipher, I guess you could say I'm looking for someone to help with that.
Someone I could talk to about things that are bothering me, who will listen to me, that kind of thing.
>>8140449
Well I have a bunch of questions, like who cipher is and why he won't let you have friends. I'm here to listen
>>8140334
>In walks a Trainer with a pair of Disguise Glassesâ„¢
Yo, can I get some coffee?
I'm celebrating a new job but I don't wanna get wasted yet, i think my new boss needs me sober today.
>>8140542
sure how do you like your coffee?
>>8140542
Oh, hello again Mr.. Er, your name still eludes me.
>>8140498
You must have not been in Orre for long if you don't know who Cipher are.
They're a bunch of kidnappers who experiment on Pokemon like me, they had some creepy old guy called Greevil as their leader but apparently he's turned good now.
I saw him yesterday, I'm still not sure about him. If you see a creepy old guy calling himself Mr.Verich avoid him just in case.
>>8140500
What the fuck was that?! Does the wind always do that?
>>8140498
>Mr. Verich simply watches the Yanma and Vulpix talk to each other, seemingly okay with this little revelation from Yanma
>>8140448
>no fan girls are encountered
So... back here again... fuck it, I'm ready, my teams fully health and ready to fight
-V/SF
>>8140564
Uh, like, if I could get milk in it that would own.
Usually I just drink instant coffee 'cause that's my normal, well, former price range, hahah.
>>8140586
Ssshhh, I'm undercover. My former boss doesn't know I'm gonna be spying on him and his stuff yet...
>>8140589
Ohhhhh, ok I get it. Also yes the wind does that ALOT, you get used to it eventually though
>>8140624
.......
I feel watched
>>8140676
I'll be leaning against this wall.
Recording.
Maybe send it in to SB and see if he wants the footage for anything.
(If you make his team on Pokemon Showdown I can play the gym leader)
>>8140701
Oh, sorry... Have I introduced myself to you, little vulpix?
>The old man's memory seems to be slightly degraded, as old age does to most people
>>8140697
okay just coffee with milk, coming right up
>adri starts using the coffe machine and purs some milk on the hot coffe
there you go sir
>>8140564
fug the bug
>>8140757
Thanks.
I'd make a 'looking sharp' pun but i don't wanna accidentally get kicked out over a cheesy one-liner, haha.
So, any rumors and stuff here in Alola? I'm from out of Region, so I don't know much except for, like, a little bit of Team and underworld politicking
>>8140701
Right...and here I had thought I'd noticed all the weird things about this terrible region.
So are you going to take me to where the Yanmega is?
I'm kind of interested to meet her and see what she thinks of this place still.
>>8140726
...Are you following me?
>Yanma stares at Greevil.
>>8140792
Ah, no. I was following a Vaporeon, here. They said they would lead me to a trainer.
>>8140789
well, i moved recently to here, so i'm not familiar with the rumors of this region
well i heard that it had a serial killer on the loose in here
>>8140762
...
maybe on our next date, i don't want to be hasty with C
>>8140860
marry her
>Yanmega is examining the exterior of the S.S.Libra, looking for hull damage outside of the split in the middle
i want knife wife and claw bug to be my moms
>>8140832
A Vaporeon?
I haven't seen any Vapoeons around here.
>Yanma stares at Greevil disapprovingly.
...Vulpix I think we should get out of here...
>>8140881
>blushing adri looks away
Well, we can't go far yet, she would think i'm desperate but i want it to happen at it's own pace
But if she was okay with it...
>adri is lost in tought
>>8140860
Yeah, one of my former bosses got offed by him, along with like half his richass buddies when it happened.
Glad he's dead though, he was somehow the creepiest of the three bosses which is fuckin' saying something.
Anyway, so, mind if I drop some hot rumors about crazy stuff going down?
>Grunt: sip coffee, wonder if odd jellyfish stings are destroying the filter between your brain and your mouth for a moment
>>8140807
>>8140832
( Vaporeon and co are in Unova, and Vulpix / Vanmega are in Orre, iirc. )
>>8140902
>Sandslash watches Yanmega from the deck as she flies around the outside of the ship
>>8140982
(Oh. I see..)
Hypothetically if a pokemon wanted to go from being a female to... A male. How would they do this?
Asking for a friend.
>>8141004
That depends, what species are you, friend?
Good afternoon!
How has everyone been?
>>8140972
>snaps out of it her toughts of marrige with claw bug
o-oh sure, tell me some of those rumors
>>8141025
Bug.
Type.
Um. Does that make it harder?
>C clicks her claws before rolling to knock down another tree behind Frankie's house.
>>8141053
Hey, more Bug types.
I'm...not sure about your question, maybe a human that works at a Pokemon Center might be able to help?
...If you don't mind me asking, what reason would this hypothetical Pokemon have to want such a dramatic change?
>>8141053
... to put it lightly, yes. I don't believe Bugs go through puberty the same way we vertebrates do, so I doubt we can replicate any sort of process on you. There may be a way to re-create the nymph to adult metamorphosis and impose such a change, but I can't say I would know who to go to or how that would be done. Perhaps you could settle for replacing or painting the problem sections of your chassis to better fit your ideal.
>>8141096
Whatcha doin?
>>8141029
So, I'm bailing on working for some sleazy guys. They recently branched out from their usual crime time stomach-churning stuff to shit that's getting actual attention because it's not subtle.
Anyway, they got a serious beef with my new bosses. Like, "you people are a threat to our existence" level beef. New bosses don't even know this yet.
Oh, and one of the serial killer hits was against one of my old bosses. Guy was a freak and a literal butcher, and grunts had rumors that he was a cannibal too.
>>8141133
Training.
Do you want to train?
>>8141169
Sure but I'm not nearly as high of a level as Zorro is.
>>8141145
ah cannibal
>remember that mawlie
i hope i never meet who ever that is
well enough talking i have to get back to work the other customers are waiting
>>8141027
Good! Good!
Human friend has been playing music and fixing machine things all day.
I've been gliding and looking for Berries, and fought with Pidoves over some Oran bushes! Oran bushes!
I won! I bet human friend will be proud! People say he fights sometimes, but I've never seen him fight...
>>8141183
Level fifty? We can work with that, I'll avoid using Bullet Punch.
You go first.
>She takes a stance.
>>8141192
Thanks for the coffee, yo.
>Pays tab, leaves tip, heads out.
>>8141228
(pastebin hasn't been updated current level and moves are this
Sylvie (Sylveon) @ Leftovers
Ability: Pixilate
Level: 51
EVs: 4 Def / 252 SpA / 252 HP
Modest Nature
- Hyper Voice
- Psyshock
- Hidden Power Fire
- Shadow Ball
)
Alright then
>Sylvie used Hidden Power!
>>8141246
have a good day mister
>picks the tip and puts on the tip jar
>>8141188
Well, I hope whatever your friend decides ends up making them happy.
If they need a friend just tell me where to find them, once I'm done with a few things here I'll probably get out of Orre, I'm not a fan of the desert.
>>8141221
Fighting and Food, the two most important F's there are. Sounds like you're having fun there.
>>8141325
BS, you're forgetting the most important F in existence.
>>8141264
>252+ SpA Choice Specs Sylveon Hidden Power Fire vs. 0 HP / 4 SpD Scizor: 156-188 (69 - 83.1%) -- guaranteed 2HKO
>She takes the move straight on.
Ugh- Remind me not to get on your bad side. You're more accurate than the fox.
>She uses Bug Bite.
252+ Atk Technician Scizor Bug Bite vs. 252 HP / 4 Def Sylveon: 142-168 (69.2 - 81.9%) -- guaranteed 2HKO
>>8141384
( fug. Discord, take a drink. )
>>8141359
Family?
>>8141361
I have my moments I suppose!
>Hidden power again
>>8141393
Nooooope. Guess again.
>>8141359
Fucking?
>>8141403
>She hops out of the way.
Remind me not to ban any moves in the future.
>She uses Bug Bite again!
252+ Atk Technician Scizor Bug Bite vs. 252 HP / 4 Def Sylveon: 142-168 (69.2 - 81.9%) -- guaranteed 2HKO
>>8141027
I'm good
>>8140950
Yeah... let's go...
>she leads the way to the s.s.libra
>last number determines posts left
>>8141421
>Dodges the bite
I honestly didn't think I'd last this long.
>Hidden power again
>>8141421
More li scissoring, amirite?
Scissor the knife wife
>>8141409
Hmmmmmmm.
Not fighting. Not food. Not family... maybe fire if you're a fire-type or flying if you're a flying-type. I'm not sure if fairy would be fore a fairy-type since that seems a little weird.
I give up. What is it?
>>8141429
Hey snowball!
>>8141421
Bingo, you got it. Give the lady a prize.
>>8141452
The k-
>>8141444
Oh fuck.
>KOed.
>>8141475
I'm confused! That's the word that human friend John uses when he's really mad. Mad!
How's that up there with food?
>>8141472
Maybe I should ask my human friend, this is confusing! Confusing!
>>8141472
(Rip, autoupdate failed me. )
Come on dude, bug lady got it.
>>8141475
>>8141421
>>8141429
>Yanma follows eagerly.
Thanks. Do you have a name, by the way?
>>8141475
>hands the claw wife a kitchen set with loads of polished knoves
>>8141483
(FUUUUUUUUUCKING AUTOUPDATE. )
You're a virgin, aren't you?
>>8141479
Shit...
>run into the house and find a revive
>>8141485
You're weird.
>>8141498
>she found one, now shove that revive in C's mouth
>>8141498
>>8141532
>She sits up and laughs a bit.
Ow. That was a good hit. Are you sure you're level 51?
>>8141544
Yeah, got lucky I guess
>>8141496
Um, I'm an Archen!
>>8141517
I know! I know!
I see human friend from where I'm perched, he's trying to get a Berry bush to grow in a big pot!
I wonder if it'll give Berries soon?
>>8141559
>She hops back up.
Do you want to do another round? I feel great!
>>8141562
Right. Do you know what the word "fuck" even means? How old are you?
>>8141517
Who needs fighting when sex is more enjoyable?
>>8141595
If you want to I'm up for it.
>>8141597
>he doesn't like wrestling in bed
What a loser
>>8141604
Alright.
>C Mega Evolves.
You first.
>>8141517
Don't listen to the lewd ditto, you're a cinnamon roll dude.
>>8141620
>nervous
A-alright
>She uses Hidden Power!
>>8141562
I guess it'd be neat to grow berries indoors if you spend a lot of time inside like humans do.
>>8141492
No one has ever bothered to ask, but it's Carrie... thanks for asking
>>8141472
Hey blueberry
(Fuck, stuff came up, feel free to npc)
>>8141610
Who, me? Of course I like bed wrestling. It's the only good kind.
>>8141622
I'm just saying that fucking is a more enjoyable F than fighting. At least with fucking the only danger I face is from the girl's father. Or the boy's father. Depends.
>>8141634
>The move connects.
252+ SpA Choice Specs Sylveon Hidden Power Fire vs. 0 HP / 0 SpD Scizor-Mega: 108-128 (38.4 - 45.5%) -- guaranteed 3HKO
Don't hold back. Let's make the stakes higher, I'll give you another chance.
>Scizor uses Swords Dance.
>>8141597
I know it's what human friend John says when he's really, really mad. He tries not to say the word when I'm around, but I'm sneaky! Sneaky!
I, um... I'll ask John how old I am!
>Loud rockbirb squawking noises
>A few minutes of confusion
I'm January old! That's when fossil science man revived me!
>>8141642
Human friend is worried! Worried!
He doesn't know if the Berries will grow outside in the weather! He says it's a rare Berry plant! Rare!
>>8141688
Right!
>Hidden power again!
>>8141648
Well Carrie, I'm Kol. Nice to meet you.
Maybe people just don't expect you to have a name, I know most wild Pokemon don't have names.
>Meanwhile in the Catalyst Radio station workshop...
>Box shuffling noises
>Something heavy is being moved
>sends 3 berry shakes
wow they keep coming, i need another tip jar
>>8141724
>The move connects.
>One hit left on C.
May the swiftest win.
>She uses Bug Bite.
252+ Atk Technician Scizor-Mega Bug Bite vs. 252 HP / 4 Def Sylveon: 243-286 (118.5 - 139.5%) -- guaranteed OHKO
>Suddenly, everyone on the planet- humans and Pokemon- hears a tapping noise in their head, then a voice. No matter what language they speak, they can understand it.
Hello? Is this thing on? ...Ahem.
My children, I am Mew, mother to all mortals who live on this planet.
A couple of weeks ago, a wish was made, one that made a simple request- that all Humans be able to understand all Pokemon, for the first time in eons. I allowed it, to see if Humankind had truly opened their hearts and minds to their brothers and sisters once again, to see if Humans and Pokemon could once again walk the road of destiny together, not just as partners, but as friends, and family.
In that time, Humanity has proven one thing. That nothing has changed since I passed down this judgement, so long ago. You still look down upon Pokemon as but tools and weapons, and treat your brothers and sisters poorly, facing them with abuse and neglect... your ancestry, long forgotten. And you do so, while still worshipping Pokemon as gods. Have you no shame?
From this moment forth, the ears of Humanity will once again be sealed shut to Pokemon, to match their hearts and minds...
Excepting a few.
To those whose hearts and minds have truly opened to your brethren... your ears will remain open. Perhaps, you might teach the rest of Humanity to open their own hearts and minds... and perhaps, one day, I might be able to, in good faith, lift this sentence permanently, for all of humanity.
>>8141755
(guess I need to get a drink)
>>8141772
Ye-
>KO'd
>>8141779
>Two Island guy drops his soda off the cliff at the sudden voice in his head.
Fuck. I'm going to talk to a psych.
>>8141817
Apologies.
>She gives Sylvie a Revive.
Are you alright?
>>8141779
... Wait.
Pokemon could talk? How come I didn't know about this?
>>8141844
Yeah I'm good, you bit me pretty hard though
>>8141862
I'm sorry. I was trying to make sure I held back.
Do you want to stop for now?
>>8141844
fug the knife
>>8141779
Okay? Yet again, nothing changes for me.
>>8141851
... perhaps your Pokemon are just quiet?
>>8141779
ok
>>8141883
No I'm fine to keep going if you are but I can understand if you want a better challenge.
>>8141779
what
so like
blaziken has just been trolling me with his bawk bawk bs
what else is new
>>8141955
Remember. Growth isn't always winning. You learn even from every loss.
Hit me.
>She unequips the Mega Stone.
>>8141990
Here it comes
>she uses Hidden Power
>>8142029
>She moves out of the way.
Treat me like an enemy on the field, not a friend.
>She uses Bug Bite.
252+ Atk Technician Scizor Bug Bite vs. 252 HP / 4 Def Sylveon: 142-168 (69.2 - 81.9%) -- guaranteed 2HKO
>>8142062
>roll to give bug wife adaptability instead of technician
>>8141779
>Somewhere in a Virbank radio station, a guy stops tending a finicky potted plant and hangs his head.
>He wonders for a moment if his coworker is chopping onions nearby.
>>8142062
...Alright
>Hidden power used again
>>8142088
>The move connects and she's KOed.
252+ SpA Choice Specs Sylveon Hidden Power Fire vs. 0 HP / 4 SpD Scizor on a critical hit: 236-280 (104.4 - 123.8%) -- guaranteed OHKO
>>8142107
>use a revive on the clawgrrl
I guess I just had to get in the right mindset
>>8141851
( OOC, it was a wish event about two weeks ago that went severely underutilized. )
( Discord's in a slight bit of discord [ha] over the exact wording and Deepest Lore Implications right now, but basically this is resetting things to the way they were pre-wish )
>>8142129
>She sits up and laughs a bit.
Ow. You sure are a good fighter. Feeling any stronger?
>>8142107
Claw wife use X-scissor on knife wife
>>8142157
Yeah I think I do feel a bit stronger now, thanks for training with me!
>>8142166
Later.
>>8142177
>She nods.
If you want to train some more I'll be out here.
>She stretches a few times.
>And rolls to punch down another tree.
the cafe calmed down, now the movement is at it's regular pace
>>8142144
(ooc i know this, ic hilbert wouldnt, because sliggoo is his only pokemon and doesnt really talk)