HG Thread
Continued from: >>8124216
thanks, friend. I saw this image looked fucked up, but i'm posting it anyways.
Day 5
>>8126324
So where's Josh Homme?
>>8126347
Thanks doc.
>>8126324
>>8126347
Who the fuck is josh?....
I want to show Ruby the dark side of the bright side
>>8126318
And my name's Haru - I'm an alien! It's super cool to meet you, Ruby! You almost look like you could be one of us with hair like that. You wouldn't happen to be an extraterrestrial like me, would you?
>notices your bulge
OwO
Night 5
>>8126365
The guy with the short hair, black wristband, and flannel shirt, you put him in your game.
>>8126376
Just have her play this.
>>8126376
That's the spirit.
>>8126393
Nope, I'm just a regular little human, Mister Haru.
>>8126403
day something..or night
>>8126403
Traveled to another Qpu, desu.
>>8126403
Too hot.
>>8126404
I like that game.
I summon _____
>>8126442
Spike
>>8126442
Dark Magician
>>8126442
Jim
>>8126449
he has a discord you know
and steam
>>8126420
night 5?
>>8126482
In the threads, damn it.
I am a rock.
>>8126476
Night 6
We /dedhours/ now senpaitachi
>>8126484
oh yeah. this slide.
>>8126507
I am an island.
>>8126507
https://youtu.be/6U8B1i0gGic
>>8126508
Don't worry Host, today's Saturday, people probably got invited to do stuff.
>>8126486
anon...
>>8126508
We still /ded/ for Day 7
>>8126533
shorter gap, desu
>>8126557
Well, it's his choice.
>>8126545
I'd RP but I'm high and can't find my pants
>>8126571
Maybe they are low.
>>8126552
Bad trap
>hits with newspaper
>>8126557
My hopes: gone.
>>8126559
Quadruple parallel universes are dank
>>8126596
I didn't do anything!
>>8126558
7th Night
>>8126608
winner next slide, desu
>>8126659
Go Josh!
>>8126557
Why did Spike leave?
>>8126674
Nobody likes Josh, Ruby.
He raped Robert's mom and sister
>start hosting a bit after the other guy starts his 24
>post at relatively the same pace and finish first
>did a 36
It wasn't really that hard.
>>8126692
>>8126700
Oh. I didn't know.
Well congratulations and thanks for hosting!
Behead those who support Josh
>>8126727
8th night
>>8126738
IDORT IS DIO CONFIRMED
oh yeah, the stats. whoops.
>>8126727
Day 9, the Gapster claims his next victim
>>8126762
Congratulations!
thanks for hosting!
>>8126762
Congrats Gappy
>>8126762
Thanks for the game.
>>8126762
First win on 4chan. Nice.
>>8126762
Despite you besting me in combat, I suppose congratulations are in order on your victory. My thanks to the host as well!
If you are from the following places. You are a blight on humanity and should kys
California
Texas
France
Tokyo, Japan
Peru
Czech Republic
Totton, Japan
UK
Germany
Florida
Indonesia
New York
Fukuoka, Japan
Osaka, Japan
Turkey
Finland
Netherlands
Argentina
Russia
Idaho
>>8126803
Thanks for that hosting.
>>8126736
What might you have against my little brother, Might I a~~~~sk?
>>8126803
Josuke, you continue to impress me. Congratulations, and thank you for hosting.
>>8126826
In short, fuck Japan
>>8126826
>Not Australia
>>8126826
>mfw California
>>8126826
If you are from the following places. You are a blight on all lifeforms and should kys
Earth
Pluto
>>8126826
So some parts of Japan are okay?
>>8126826
>Aw sweet. I'm good.
>>8126826
What's wrong with them?
>>8126762
The stats
>>8126725
>>8126803
Yes, yes, congratulations to the both of you.
>>8126753
I suppose I should thank the two of you.
>>8126871
Thanks for hosting mate.
>>8126826
The only true place in there is California.
>>8126762
>>8126871
Congratulations and Thanks for hosting.
>>8126871
>>8126874
>Wait five minutes.
>Assume no placements.
>Post.
>See placements.
>>8126826
>Guess I should kill myself.
>>8126892
>O-oh..
>>8126871
Congratulations!
Thank you very much for hosting!
>>8126903
You tried your best, but in the end, it doesn't even matter.
>kissu
>>8126915
Keh?
Erm...thank you.
>>8126912
You should Kyssu yourself, Californian. unless you live on the north.
>>8126927
>B-but I do..
>>8126968
Then no need to kyssu yourself.
>>8126980
>It's like you knew is all.
>>8126826
>From Sweden
>live in Florida
I'll take what I can get
>>8126903
Connection issues, m80
>puts a row of blank potions down
Roll for effects:
1: become the opposite gender
2: fall in love with the first ava that replies to you
3: get in a rivalry with the first ava that replies to you
4: moodshift to bitchy mood
5: moodshift to happy-go-lucky
6: moodshift to friendly
7: truth potion, tell the truth about anything.
8: shapeshift into a llama
9: poisoned
0: nothing
Though the chains of destiny may bind you, though you may be fated to fight, know that a noble heart is as strong as a diamond, and as free as golden wind in the sky. Though you may be imprisoned in a sea of stone, you can keep walking toward the light. There's always a blessing waiting in the wings, and as many signposts to guide you as there are stars in the sky.
>>8126826
There is absolutely nothing wrong with France!
>>8127041
Let's roll again.
>>8127041
>>8127041
>shoots all the potions
>>8127060
French are smelly
And nigger immigrants
>>8127041
i am a cute anime girl and i am going to post a reply to this message as a means to participate in the thread
>>8127041
Oh god what are all these. You guys throwing a party or something?
>>8127041
What could go wrong
>>8127099
How unlucky.
>>8127041
>>8127041
i am a cute anime girl and in response to the prompt telling me to shit to a bitch mood, I hate all of you fucks. kys all of you
>>8127102
I DONT KNOW
>>8127072
Ill help you fall in love!
>>8127041
I will try this one more time, but I warn you, poison me again and You will drink it yourself.
>>8127104
you all suck and i hate you
>>8127114
What a stupid potion, tastes disgusting.
>>8127127
wtf is that edit?
nice rp
>>8127127
How can I physically descend into an emotion that which has no mass?
>>8127124
Oh. Oh no.
Kihihihihi~....Suddenly, I feel so...happy. Hehehehehehe~!
>>8127153
I try
>>8127110
Oh jesus christ. Do I at least get a painless death for getting these stupid numbers or do I just lay down and die slowly?
>>8127145
>Yep, I did it by myself
>>8127155
is easy, just stop thinking with your mind, and start thinking with your heart!
>>8127191
Can I erp with you
>>8127191
I do not have a heart. The closest thing to a human heart would be my Union Core. You are telling me to stop doing something that is impossible for me.
>>8127110
One away from that? Lucky me.
>>8127172
Well, I'd think quick and painful.
>They tap the side of their head, as the reptile's heart suddenly feels engulfed in agony.
...But, it'd be so unfortunate of me to lose someone I just started talking to~.
>And just as quickly, that pain is gone, the moment the words come out of their mouth.
>>8127161
This merry spirit brings forth a warming light so radiant it shines through all darkness!
>>8127041
>>8127210
Hahahah~! It's great, isn't it?~
>>8127201
>depends
>>8127206
Even the persons with no heart can love! please let me teach you how to love!
>>8127206
You have bad taste in lipstick
>>8127244
>>depends
>>8127244
Is there a compelling reason to do so? At some point in the past 240 hours have I watched an actor on a television play cite the phrase ''Love is the death of duty''. I believe the actor was right in stating that.
>>8127244
Depends on what?
>>8127209
Quick and pain-
>Starts coughing and clutching her chest, gasps when it stops again
Holy *shit*....
>>8127229
Yes it is, bespectacled warrior of the long face! Shall we drink another? Perhaps I could make a noble brew of many things myself!
>>8127279
Absolutely!
>>8127265
It looks like it's someone's lucky day.
>The whatever-the-fuck-their-gender-is smiles slyly, a deck of cards coming to their hands, which they begin to shuffle.
>>8127256
>
>>8127258
The only thing that matter is love! love always wins against anything, and is the most precious things life has to offer!
>>8127261
>are you going to use a ava or not?
I want your clothes, your boots, and your avatar folders
>>8127041
Let us drink another! Surely nothing can go awry! Nothing can ruin this great day~!
>>8127296
Oh no what now. I'm in here five minutes and everything's spiraling out of control.
>>8127315
Wow! The same potion?! How lucky! Maybe one more try can't hurt!
>>8127304
Y-yes?
>>8127337
>what ava?
>>8127250
Taking note of the colouration of my lips should not be a priority for you, invisible one.
>>8127304
Incorrect. The most precious thing in known existence is californium 252. A radioactive isotope which is as short supplied as it is worth. Placing monetary value on emotions is useless.
Alright, so I'm logged back in to HG Online. Glad to see the ol Dice Roller still hasn't changed in the uh... what was it, week, that I haven't logged in? Well, here I am so it's time to be the best.
>(tfw legitimately can't remember what vidya character says "Time to be the best")
Yo first 24 or something
>>8127344
What do you want?
>>8127376
Bitchy Rube
>>8127376
The Real Guy, The Best Guy
>>8127376
Suz
>>8127376
Reigen Arataka
>>8127376
Doktor Frogg
>>8127376
Cirno
>>8127376
Kirito
>>8127376
Gruul the Dragonkiller
>>8127376
Shoukin Kagerou
>>8127376
Kosaku Kawajiri
>>8127376
Friendly Ophis
>>8127376
Nrvnqsr Chaos
>>8127329
What now what? I'm not doing anything...just yet, now am I?
>The smile turns to a smirk, as they continue to shuffle with a practiced ease.
>>8127362
Dice roller, you say? I like the sounds of that.
>>8127376
Xeno a
>>8127376
Mr. Bread
>>8127376
Super Cage
>>8127376
Lord Beerus
>>8127376
Lum!
>>8127376
Baited Bea
>>8127376
Raven.
>>8127291
Very well.
Let the challenge..BEGIN!
>>8127041
>downs another
>>8127376
The Rock with a rock
>>8127376
Odin
>>8127376
Pelinal Whitestrake
>>8127376
Camilla
>>8127376
Pizza Morty
>>8127376
Fujiwara no Mokou
>>8127376
Shinobu "Ram Your Killer Queen Into My Stray Pussy" Kawajiri
>>8127362
No one wants you here fuck off
>>8127376
Kongou
>>8127350
You live in a world that I don't want to live. love is unique! not like the stuff you like
>>8127376
Natsuo Maki
>>8127376
Popful Mail
>>8127405
I don't. I don't like games of chance. I don't like games that have a chance of me losing due to circumstances and events that I have no control or even ability to prevent. It's why Mario Kart Wii is the worst one in the whole series. Yeah, even worse than Super Mario Kart.
>>8127376
Unassuming Local Guy
>>8127402
>removes duck tape
>>8127448
rude
Thanks for the (You)'s fags.
>>8127382
>Takao from D-Frag!
>im watching that anime recently so it would be interesting
>>8127453
You know nothing of me, child. You should thank whatever deity you choose to direct your prayers to for that.
you're welcome
>>8127488
dubs confirm ruse
>>8127376
Late grimes
You guys really wanted to wait til I took a shower to start, huh?
>>8127484
Rude Jude
>>8127488
>mfw didn't fall for the ruse
>>8127513
jude's a rude dude
>>8127376
Captain Luna
>>8127405
You're probably going to take out my soul or something with those cards. Wouldn't be the weirdest thing to happen here.
>>8127496
Love is going to win while the ones that not believe in love are going to lose, you'll see!
First 48
Why is my ava so fucking badass, HG?
>>8127523
Jude's a rude dude who'd steal all your food, putting you in a bad mood.
>>8127523
Jude's a rude dude who's crude, too lewd
fuck me in the mouth please with a a biiiiig dick!
>King Knight, sucker of knobs
>>8127483
I would ask that you do not do that anonymous.
Can I have 2 more?
>>8127546
Doesn't cost me anything.
Dawn
>>8127557
Yukine
>>8127557
Saya
>>8127557
Toffee
>>8127557
Team Anxiety
>>8127557
An Egg
>>8127557
my clover team
>>8127546
>>8127597
I'm not baiting, I'm just posting my favorite tv show
>>8127577
>Fakemon hack
ew
>>8127603
>not playing /vp/s awesome hack
You know what? Fuck it. Bumping it to 48. 7 more.
>>8127615
The absolute madman!
>>8127615
Chizuru Kashiwagi
>>8127615
The Hollywood Hootsman
>>8127615
Slime Tits V2
>>8127615
Ruby Rose
>>8127615
Best Waifu
>>8127615
Bunnie D'Coolette
>>8127615
Gary Motherfucking Oak
>>8127615
Garrosh Hellscream
>>8127462
Hmm, sounds vaguely familiar. That's a shame, I was hoping someone would take me up on a bit of a gamble. It can be thrilling, you know.
>>8127531
Oh, phshaw, not at all! I don't even have a power like that. I'm a dealer, I'll have you know, not some soul-sucking abomination!
>They hold the deck out.
If you don't believe me, here, take a look. They're perfectly normal cards.
>>8127615
Mexican Kyubey
And here we are. Ready guys?
>>8127557
Jobin Higashikata
>>8127676
Yeah yeah, whatever, just start the game already.
>should I just be under the bitch effect in this game?
>>8127676
Looks good to me.
Let's have some real fun.
leaked
>>8127676
>>8127536
Go on then, girl. Prove me wrong and show me the power of love.
>>8127655
The only gambling I'm into is gambling the lives of everyone else. Like "Do I reward myself with a double decker sandwich for clearing this dungeon floor in a certain allotted time" or "Are my stats higher than that other guy's?". Protip: They always are.
>>8127676
I'm not too sure how I feel about the other two, but that giant cyclops guy? You're tanking, buddy. You don't seem all that bright so it should be no problem to make you act as my dumb meatshield.
>>8127676
Please begin. I am ready.
>>8127676
Let's get this mess over with.
>>8127655
...
>Reluctantly reaches out and pulls a random card, ready for the worst
>>8127707
>begins
>>8127676
Lets go then!
Bloodbath time!
>>8127689
Sure, why not?
>>8127676
>>8127696
I WILL! prepare because love is going to win
>>8127717
>ends
>>8127676
>>8127399
>>8127683
Would it be alright if he could take my place for this? I have errands to run, and I have to repay him for attempting to swap somehow.
>>8127724
>doesn't matter, has already begun
>>8127720
THIS IS A JOKE
>>8127720
Oh wow, something I really don't give a hot shit about.
>>8127720
That's not a doorway you know.
>>8127720
Just so the people watching at home know: I'm not running away, I'm performing a tactical retreat. All part of my grand strategy to win.
>That still doesn't change the fact that Kirito ran away screaming like a little girl, as he was wont to do when he was absolutely positive that nobody was paying attention. His coat DID look pretty bad-ass flying in the wind as he made his "tactical retreat" though...
>>8127720
Day one.
>>8127729
Apologies, maybe another time lad.
>>8127720
I feel like Dawn always dies first
>>8127720
>>8127721
Does it now? It seems that my previous statement was correct.
>>8127757
>Because she is worst girl, TBHQ
>>8127753
Jack ass traitors.
>>8127753
Nobody will ever be able to touch me now!
>>8127753
still not even past the first day
and still no pvp buddy
: c
>>8127753
Gkh. It serves me right for being too late to do it. I suppose it would have been a bad idea since Shinobu is here...
I will get ready to do my best regardless.
>>8127753
>Ahri lets out a triumphant laugh as her plan is set in motion.
>She doesn't laugh for long as it backfires, and she's run through.
>Waking out upside, Ahri lets out a long sigh.
I should have known that wouldn't end well...
>>8127729
I prefer to observe, but if you insist on my inclusion I suppose there's nothing left but to thank you.
>>8127753
Its time to dance folks!
>>8127760
At least I have a heart...
>>8127720
Wow. That was impressive.
>>8127753
...I think choosing mage made the fight too easy.
>>8127798
Shit.
>>8127798
The slut did it, you know, the slimey one.
>>8127753
WAIT, IS THIS A VIDEO GAME?! I-I'm horrible with Video Games-
>Frogg is immediately destroyed with the rest of his party members.
>GAME OVER
>>8127714
That card is...the ace of hearts.
>Despite their eyes being closed at the time, it is, indeed, the ace of hearts.
>>8127699
Well, isn't someone cocky.
>The person smirks.
Oh, come on, now, don't you have a sense of competition? Isn't there a thrill when something's on the line?
>>8127720
>They also just so happen to not run in to the most well-armed and well-prepared tribute.
>>8127753
>>8127794
Sorry, but it's all in the luck of the dice. Just so happens it chose you.
>>8127798
How...unlucky for you.
>>8127798
>the fricton of the breakdancing generates enough heat to melt her away
>>8127753
What a dumb statue. I bet he was a like big famous guy or something. He has to be, right? The colour doesn't really match the rest of the scenery though but I do like the over-use of the black. Whoever built this guy had taste in-WOAH SHIT
>And while Kirito was admiring the "statue", the huge figure came to life, attacking him with that large weapon he was holding! The Black Swordsman was quick to recover from the initial shock and drew his swords, eagerly parrying and counter attacking the much larger figure. He was confident, confident that because the statue was bigger, he had the advantage in speed.
>>8127798
I don't dance. I don't do the dancing thing. I
>And then Kirito was break dancing, pulling off fancy flips and spins. Until he accidently flipped a bit too hard and landed right on his neck. It hit the ground with a sickening crunch and the rest of his lifeless body soon followed. Kirito's life bar floated above him and quickly went from green to black in a near instant. With no life left, the boy's body exploded in a shower of colouful shards.
>GAME OVER
>>8127753
This stone armour is more heavier then I realized. Let's see if I can shift out of this trap.
>>8127798
I was a great morris and kilt dancer back in my day hostie.
>>8127795
As do I, but it is the least I could do to thank you for attempting to get me in earlier. Consider us even now.
>>8127798
Night one.
>>8127835
That had to hurt.
>>8127798
>Plays a piano melody for everyone to dance to
>>8127802
Yes we concluded a few moments ago. What of it? You should learn from this and not trust blindly on emotions. Adapt or perish with your old ideals. The choice is yours.
>>8127846
Furries out.
reeeee.
>>8127846
..Fitting to atone for my misdeeds. I shall take my exit now. Good fortune to those still in the running if you value blessings.
>>8127832
If you weren't clearly some kind of weird magic thing to begin with I might've been a tiny bit more impressed with that.
(It's actually a good thing I died so soon since I have to head out now. So sorry for leaving, but thank you for hosting and an early congrats to the winner!)
>>8127832
Does dignity count as something being put on the line because I cannot be seen PvPing with lower leveled n00bs, okay?
>>8127846
Not as much as my pride does.
>>8127846
The feast is here!
>>8127868
Have a nice day shiplady.
>>8127877
I suppose you're right. See ya soon aswell.
>>8127845
I suppose there's no helping that, humans by default seek out to make amends for both good doings and wrong sought out to them.
...Though, maybe I'm in no position to ask, and this is a bit embarrassing to say, I'll admit; but would you be against the notion of me...how do I say, betting for you, in this game?
>>8127872
Magic? Oh, no way! It's all a matter of luck. And my luck never fails me.
>>8127877
Sure it does.
>Buhbye.
>>8127894
It's a lucky weapon.
>>8127894
Betcha the food is low-rate bullshit from a retarded cow.
>>8127894
This game is going really fast for 48 tributes
>>8127911
FAST FAST FAST
>>8127846
>>8127894
>continues sleeping
>>8127894
Day two.
>>8127911
That might be because the death rate is set on very high.
>>8127921
You fucking whore, whatcha gonna do about it sist-
>>8127902
Indeed. I wouldn't be able to sleep at night if I didn't at least show acknowledgement for your kindness.
..."Betting"?
>Kosaku ponders the man's words for a moment or two.
It depends. Although my luck seems to have led me to lose this particular round, perhaps the next round will be in my favor. What do you have in mind?
>>8127921
Night two.
>>8127905
Luck huh. Should've known. Luck doesn't stop heart attacks while they're happening though.
>>8127953
WHAT ELSE IS THERE TO LIFE EXCEPT TO KILL ELVES?!
>>8127921
>The branch happens to break against them.
Ooh?
>>8127953
Say, what're these called again?
>>8127955
They do with me~. I'm never unlucky, no matter how vague that might be.
>>8127953
Day three.
>tfw have an informant in all the discords
I'm actually surprised he managed to get in all of these.
>>8127975
So you like, control luck and used it to stop me from convulsing on the floor and probably choking on my own puke. Is that the explanation here?
>>8127984
Night three.
>>8128004
>thinking Discord matters
>he doesn't have informants inside the HG Skype groups
>>8128004
Autist
>>8128022
> HG Skype Groups
> not the HG Mumble Servers
>>8128017
well that's not going to help his team anxiety
>>8128038
>not postal addresses
>>8128030
Mumble servers is dead
only active platforms are Skype, Steam, Club Pinguin, the GMod server, and through binary messages planted inside the pictures used when posting
>>8128017
Day four.
Team anxiety sucks!
>>8128066
no u
>>8128058
>Club Penguin
Anon. I have some bad news.
>>8127984
Not a soul. How lucky.
>>8128017
Oh, no, I like my confidence right where it is.
>>8128011
Hmm...in a sense, sure!
>They closes his eyes, and starts drawing cards from the deck at random, every time calling out what card they draw right.
It's more like it won't let me be unlucky.
How much people are in Team Anxiety anyway?
>>8128062
Night four.
Winner in the next slide.
Team introvert is the best
>>8128058
>Club Penguin
>Active
Not anymore.
>>8128085
pretty sure most people in that team aren't going to speak up anyways
>>8128085
>>8128094
Straight Edge Society is better, purity is best.
>>8128107
> XXX
lewd
Could someone tell me about that team business?
What's all this about teams?
>>8128078
Did you kill people to get this lucky or was it something you were born with?
>>8128092
Aaaand its over.
>>8128143
Congratulations Cory.
>>8128131
Anon, it's the Xs of Straight Edge, not that sort of XXX.
>>8128133
>>8128139
I'm sure it's just a meme, I'm treating it like it.
>>8128148
GG Cody!
Thanks for hosting Mister Cage.
>>8128148
Placements.
>>8128148
This was the best possible ending to the CitH manga.
>>8128148
Congratulations. Thanks for hosting.
>>8128148
Bah, i figured it was too good to be true. Least i can still hold the title of TWODO.
Congratulations, mr. president
>>8127946
Oh, have you already died? Forgive me then, I simply thought it would be quite fun to place bets on who might live and die. Everyone has to find fun some way, right? It sounds morbid to bet money on other's lives, but thankfully no one actually dies in this place for good.
>>8128158
>>8128141
Allways have been, alllways will be.
>>8128143
It looks like...today isn't your lucky day~.
>As they go off, the ground under Xeno collapses. The blast knocks them clean unconscious for the rest of the game, but also seals the wound.
>>8128148
Lucky boy! Congratulations! And thanks for alll that.
>>8128148
Congratulations and thanks for hosting, Cage.
>>8128164
>thanks for hosting
>We ever had a Tron?
>>8128197
Do it
>>8128197
Is that crotch armour?
>>8128164
Congrats and thanks for hosting
>>8128193
First I thought it was cute, but then I lost.
>>8128218
Not my fault they named her that ;^;
>>8128207
Pretty much
>>8128206
Roger roger
>>8128148
Now is the time to say thank you. What a bizarre winner...
>>8128173
Isn't that the purpose of this place? I can assume that people place bets here quite often, given the nature of the people that come by often.
I can't judge others for their definitions of fun, although betting on who will live or die is quite bizarre... Don't you feel a small bit of guilt for it?
>>8128220
>it's both
Gonna pee nobody host ok haha
don't listen to him, it's a trick!
>>8128176
That isn't too assuring. I'm going to assume you did something illegal and leave it at that.
>hosts
>>8128300
>>8128300
>>8128300
>>8128300
>>8128300
Lets go again shall we?
>>8128267
Oops.
>Doesn't host