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>>8126290zipperdick
>>8126290
Sylveon!
>>8126241
Oh that sounds super interesting! I would like to learn about that sometime actually...
>leg goes a little bit crazy
>>8126246
woops?
>>8126290
On most days I like myself
>>8126009
I awoke a Duskull. Use of a Reaper Cloth in a spell turned me from Dusclops to Dusknoir.
Dave did you send me a message last night?
jvc
>>8126344
yeah dude
heard you were lonelier than my left nip
sun has an armaldo for you
apparently
guess you get to go run to alola and pick it up
>>8126405
>slap ass
Yo, like, what's up, world?
>>8126290
Uh, I only really knew one ghost-bro close, so I gotta say it's this guy: >>8126071
ray is for fug
>>8126290
Stitch.
>>8126290
Boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooonessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss.
>>8126290
Either Stitch or Bones.
Gengy seems alright too.
>>8126413
Hey dude, this might be a silly question considering you're an electric type but do you know much about repairing generators?
>>8126410
frisky
dude you better not be making empty promises
you dtf or what
>>8126246
i guess that comfirms that he does want to fug zapdoggo
>>8126432
Bro, like, 'chu know the Fallarbor BS last night? I kinda broke my legs getting away from that cluster.
So, like, gimme some time to get used to the casts before anything, like, goes down. That and maybe a drink.
>>8126462
Not a lot, but if you describe the problem I might be able to figure something out.
nirie wants go fug zapdoggo
>roll to marry all gay ghosts
>>8126538
>marry bones to gadreel
today was pretty slow today on the cafe
maybe but hey it was a good day
>>8126538
This is quite a lot of rings.
>>8126490
Well the wiring mostly intact apparently, I don't really know what kind of damage the generators have, if any.
I mean, if there is a problem it's probably sand related.
>>8126538
>>8126564
I do not recall possessing these rings before. Strange.
>>8126603
>>8126538
>Confused haiku ghost sounds
>>8126538
Where did all these rings come from?
>>8126640
Do you count as a gay ghost? You're a chick.
>roll to marry every gay ghost to every man
>>8126405
Can't the pokemon be transferred or something? I don't even know where sun is, also why should I take care of a random pokemon?
>>8126615
We could take a look...
See what's wrong.
>>8126615
Sand in the fuel intake would do it, bro. If 'chu can, like, clean the sand out of the thing, it might work. If the intake's been shredded, though, then the internals might need to be, like, replaced.
>>8126663
(Lesbians are still considered gay)
>>8126490
...DAMN, I'm sorry. At least you're still alive.
>>8126615
What else can you tell about the generators?
>>8126666
BONES HELP
>>8126666
I DONT HAVE ENOUGH HANDS FOR THIS
>rolling to marry everyone to everyone else
>>8126666
does that mean that everyman is offically gay now
damn it
i guess i'll date a girl then, maybe this time it isn't a crazy woman
>>8126673
Good idea, lead on.
>Sandslash is ready to follow Yanmega
>>8126679
Thanks man, I'll keep that in mind.
>>8126687
I haven't looked at them myself yet, I'll let you know in a bit.
>>8126330
>alternate nibbles and belly rubs
Yeah it does sound kinda interesting
>>8126719
Yes!
give up on males, every male who cones here becomes gay, so you have more chances with girls,accept the way of the scissor
>>8126719
Are you tasty?
>>8126747
ahaaha!
i really like th-that!
>>8126778
>mumbles
I'm not gay
>>8126779
why do you ask?
>>8126778
it seems to be like this here
>>8126719
You wouldn't be interested in a date would you?
>>8126723
>Yanmega leads Sandslash to the generator room
>The air inside the room is stale and dusty, and piles of sand have formed, seeping in from above
>The generators sit silent in the middle of the room
Well...Here we are.
>>8126842
You won't fuck your female pokemon so you must be gay
>>8126851
Cause you look like you'd be tasty
>>8126825
Do you now?
>double up on the belly rubs while giving the other ear attention
>>8126855
sure, as long as you aren't trying to kill me
but hey what's your name?
i'm adri
>BOOM
I NEED... EXCESSIVE AMOUNTS OF METALS
MORTALS, YOUR RINGS
>Poof away all rings
PRESENTING THE DENSIFIER 493K
>Rings go in
SCIENCE
>Clank!
ONE RING FOR EVERYONE
YOU'RE WELCOME, ALL MARRIAGES ARE STILL VALID
>>8126889
My friends call me C. Um, where can I find you?
>>8126887
Well you won't fuck zorro, does that make you gay?
-SF
>>8126538
>>8126564
>>8126666
...No.
>>8126887
>leg is going nuts
h-hey! -
>>8126932
>internal AAAAAAAing
>>8126918
okay C i'm in the spinda cafe in alola,
>>8126887
i guess, that wierdo, wanted to eat me yesterday, but don't go thinking that i'll let you bite me or something like that
>>8126898
>one ring for everyone
>one ring...
>one... ring...
PRECIOUSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
>>8126932
I've fucked him before, you should fire your research guy.
>>8126939
>giggles at the crazy leg
You're enjoying this way too much
>>8126949
Who said anything about biting?
>>8126949
I will be there shortly.
...I wonder if that thing Dave said about the dicks works for women.
>Roll to think lesbian thoughts.
>>8127000
...
I think I'm stuck. I suppose I'll be there faster than I thought, Adri.
>>8126960
How about you let zorro fuck you instead? If I remember correctly it was during the genderswap
-SF
>>8126880
...Well, looks like there might be a bit of a sand problem.
Hopefully there isn't any in the generators themselves.
I guess first we need to clear away all the sand and dust, then we can take a closer look at the machinery.
>Sandslash starts clearing away sand and dust, roll for effectiveness
>>8127031
I'm fine with that, he's afraid of making an egg though despite the changes in making one.
>>8126960
>Who said anything about biting?
i guess it was because of yesterday
>>8127000
>>8127018
well see ya soon C i'll be waiting
>>8127069
>slaps ass
>>8126960
h-hey can i ask you a thing?
>>8127105
Sure
>stop the nibbles and rubs
>>8127069
>Knock on the cafe door.
Hello?
>>8127088
Do not.
>C uses X-Scissor.
>>8126955
>BOOM
YES
ONE, STANDARD SIZE RING FOR EVERYONE
>More mechanical noises
>More rings
MALFUNCTION! BLAST IT
>Poof away all rings back to their rightful fingers
>>8127046
>More than enough sand is cleared out to view the generators properly
Here's hoping it's just sand in the intake...
>>8127088
eek
>tries to attack the ass slapper
>>8127129
oh hey C, hello
come in
>>8127121
>roll to work up the courage
are you sure?
>>8127129
You're supposed to scissor the kitchen set
>>8127143
Nnnnnnnnnnoooooooooooo.... nnnnnooooo precioussssssss...
>Sableye slinks back into the shadows
>>8127176
Yeah I'm sure, what's up?
>>8127207
>deep breath
w-why do you like me? I really do not like me....
>>8127168
>She opens the door and walks inside.
Um. Hello.
>>8127185
I'll scissor you next if you don't shut up.
>>8127058
That all egg groups are no longer a thing? Must I remind you that it was my turtwig who did that?
In the end it doesn't matter I'm dieing a wizard if I go gay or not
>>8127232
No that the only way to make a child is if both partners have sex and wish to make one.
>>8127226
Well you're brave and have a good sense of justice, and you do cute things like right now you stuttered.
>>8127260
Oh that part, simply say no? Is that so hard?
-SF
>>8127230
so, do you want a drink, we have both alcoholic and non alcoholic drinks here
it's already closed for today, so there won't be any customers at all and boss kept me in charge because she's sick today, so we can stay here for a while
so, C your friends call you that for some reason, or just because?
>>8127147
>Sandslash inspects the fuel intake
>roll for how severe the damage is
>dubsodds = it's completely shredded, internals are also fucked
>odds = fuel intake is in pretty poor condition, nothing's too badly damaged internally though
>evens = there's a bit of sand that needs clearing out but it's otherwise fine
>dubsevens = looks like it just needs some fuel
>>8127260
i-i do not stutter like that!
>flustered and stuff...
I-i just seem to mess stuff up all t-the time and it makes me feel terrible.
>>8127274
Nope!
>>8127321
Listen we all make mistakes, some worse mistakes than others but its apart of being alive. If everything were perfect it would be boring.
>>8127284
I can drink alcohol. My friends call me C because I was third in a group of Scizor.
We had a stupid plan to protect Johto Scizor Ranger style. It didn't end very well, the others disappeared.
>She shrugs.
Not sure why. Something about MC&D.
>>8127346
What do you know about MC&D?
>>8127290
...
>Sigh of relief
That should be an easy fix.
>Start cleaning sand out of the generator
>>8127343
I am supposed to be a good example though...
Thank you for listening to me! I feel a little better now i think.
>hugs sylvie tightly.
>>8127346
oh, well i hope your friends are safe, but okay i'll put some drinks to us, C
>pours some glasses of beer for both
sits on the tables for two that are usually reserved to couples
let's sit here
so C, you're from johto, i'm from kalos
>>8127343
Why is that?
-SF
>>8127395
Again. The others in my group went to work with them. I think they had offered them Mega Stones of their own.
I had no interest in them so I left to work on my own. The group disappeared shortly after.
>>8127476
>She sips her drink.
How is Kalos anyway? Johto's been getting worse. I've been thinking about forming something new to protect Johto and Kanto.
Something that isn't just Scizors.
It's time for a stroll.
I need to meet with an agent personally.
Such a shame that Unova has fallen to degeneracy...
No matter. At least some of my leisure attire is not yet illegal here.
>Rolling for subtlety
>>8127431
>roll to help
It's amazing how intact these generators are, I can't wait to have them come back online again.
This ship is starting to feel more and more like a home, it's really nice.
>>8127460
>hug Zorro back
Anytime bud.
>>8127524
MC&D are still working in the kanto johto area
>>8127524
okay, kalos is nice, but it's sometimes pretty dangerous too
i hope you can find a nice group, i can't join because i have a job here, but i would if i could
but hey, but for how long do you plan to stay in alola?
if you need a place to stay i have small apartament
>sips her drink
>>8127539
>A youth is skateboarding ahead, radio set way too loud for anyone not willing to go deaf early
>"...AND THIS IS RADIO CATALYST, YEAH"
>Roll to not be mesmerized by the oddly dressed man
>>8127704
-Scizor, forgot her image, oops
>>8127704
How determined are you to stop them?
>>8127704
>You have no interest in fighting?
i have, and i know how to fight, it's just that i don't want to lose this job, i'm saving money to be able to chase my dream again
>>8127460
>>8127561
GOOD AFTERNOON.
I HAVE ONE LAST TASK FOR YOU, SHOULD YOU CHOOSE TO ACCEPT IT.
I WARN YOU, SHOULD YOU ATTEMPT THIS, FAILURE WILL UNDOUBTEDLY RESULT IN DISASTER FOR YOU AND YOUR COMPANIONS.
I WILL NOT THINK LESS OF YOU IF YOU DECLINE.
>>8127700
>Old Man Yells At Local Teen
TURN OFF THAT INCESSANT RACKET!
>>8127547
I agree. It gets more and more comfy everyday. It's sort of weird how intact everything is, though...
...
Uh, be careful with that bit.
>Keep cleaning out sand
>>8127747
If stopping them means understanding what happened to my friends.
I am very determined.
I am their worst nightmare. The scissor that cuts swiftly.
>>8127756
I see. I do hope you can pursue your dream again.
What is said dream?
>>8127766
FINE DAAAAAAAAAAD
CHILL OUT
>>8127561
you are my best-!
>>8127758
>*gasps*
aaah!
Oh its Xerneas!
Yeah I am ready for everything! let us hear it!
>>8127841
What kind of disaster?
>>8127771
Maybe it has something to do with those ghost types you told me about a while ago?
...Or maybe we're just incredibly lucky.
Getting this sand out is not easy...
>roll to clear out the last bit of sand
>>8127825
well i'm like making clothes in my spare times, my dream is to have my own clothes shop
that may sound silly and a bit childish
but that's my dream
you can laugh if you want
>>8127841
ONE OF THE MEN RESPONSIBLE FOR THE POISONING OF JOHTO AND KANTO IS WALKING THROUGH THE STREETS OF CASTELIA. I INTEND FOR HIM NOT TO RETURN TO HIS HIDEAWAY.
>>8127857
AN EARLY DEATH, OR A FATE WORSE THAN SUCH.
>>8127825
how about this
xerneas is giving a few pokemon a little mission
castelia city
guy might know where your friends are
>>8127891
>She shakes a claw.
Well I always wanted to be a superhero as a Scyther.
I think that's much more childish than anything you could muster. The only hero I've been is a hero of failures and misses.
>>8127913
...
If Xerneas contacts me I suppose I'll join in.
>>8127900
oh i can do that.... I am not sure my other friends are though!
I accept however...
>>8127956
Zorro you need to think about this before running into danger, if we fail it will surely mean death.
>>8127928
you don't need to be so hard on yourself, every dream is good, i believe that you can be a hero
>hold her claw with her hand
don't lose determination and keep trying and you will make your dream come true
>>8127880
Alright. That should do it.
...
I think we need to refuel it. And possibly drain the tanks...
How quickly does gasoline go bad?
>>8126290
You tell me
>>8127969
I am pretty tough though! there is no way they are that tough... we already got a couple of them!
>>8127928
eat adri
>>8128009
He wouldn't be warning us if it weren't going to be difficult
>>8128009
>>8128035
I WILL TELL YOU NOW: THIS TASK REQUIRES STEALTH AND SUBTLETY. YOU WILL HAVE ONE CHANCE TO STRIKE - IF HE GETS A CHANCE TO REACT, THEN DEATH WILL BE THE... LEAST TERRIBLE OF POSSIBLE OUTCOMES.
HE IS WEARING AN ARIADOS-SILK SHIRT, SHINY CORSOLA JEWELRY, AND A TIE EMBLAZONED WITH THE NAME "CARTIER".
>>8128042
You're asking us to take out the head guy? Surely you have somebody more suitable for this, I mean he probably has max level pokemon at his disposal
>>8127979
>She laughs.
I'll make you proud then.
>>8128034
Hm?
>>8127979
>She shrugs and leans in, planting a kiss on the Bisharp's mouth.
>>8127980
I have no idea.
Probably best to drain the tanks just in case, the ship's been here in the desert for a long time now.
So if there is any fuel left in the tanks it's probably not safe to use. Good thing we have more than enough gems from that one cargo container to pay for refueling.
>>8128063
HIS OPEN AND UNGUARDED ACTIVITY IS AN OPPORTUNITY THAT WILL NOT PRESENT ITSELF AGAIN. AS FOR HIS TEAM? THEY ARE UNDOUBTEDLY AS STRONG AS YOU THEORIZE, BUT IF HE IS LAID LOW IN ONE STRIKE THEN HIS TEAM WILL BE IRRELEVANT.
AS I SAID, I WILL NOT THINK LESS OF YOU IF YOU DECLINE THIS MISSION.
>>8128042
hmmmmm
>>8128063
you really think so?
>confused....
>>8128089
>blushing
hehe, C, you're so cute from up close
>kisses back
and i know you'll be a hero, but hey, i would love for you to be my hero, and being carried in your amrs
>>8128127
>>8128116
See? It comes down to whether we can kill a guy before he can react and if we can't we're dead or worse...
you guys rekindled my love for pokemon. I like the images they're great
>>8128194
(that's good, you wanna join in?)
Hey everybody, how's everything going?
>>8128186
but i feel like it is the right thing to do!
>>8128251
terrible!
>>8128178
You're cute as well, Adri.
>She laughs.
Maybe I'll save you one of these days?
>>8128103
...
Yeah, I was sort of thinking the same thing...
>Yanmega looks around, and flips a valve, draining the fuel tanks
...
Not much else we can do with these right now.
>>8128251
Another boring day in Striaton, you?
>>8128251
Good! Good!
Human friend has new job and new place to stay!
There's trees here to glide from! Whee!
>>8128269
I just don't want to lose you.
>>8128281
go to castelia
the man with the tie emblazoned cartier
slay him
>>8128269
As terrible as accounting?
>>8128315
Just working in my half-assed job
>>8128332
Haha, ok little guy have fun with your gliding
>>8128251
Hang on a second...
>Black hand using laptop
>White face and two more hands out of the ether
Are you..a wizard?
>>8128219
(maybe at a later time thanks for the invitation though this is great)
>>8128281
well, when that day happens i know you'll be there for me
maybe i could be your hero too, C
>kisses superhero bugfu
>>8128251
i'm happy, with my date, with C
>>8128381
(well when you feel like it just hop in as a human or pokemon)
>>8128351
....
This is a hard decision.
I never have been so split like this before! what if he continues to hurt others!?
>>8128291
Alright.
So, want to go do something fun?
...Want to go finish off that wine we got yesterday?
>>8128370
>Okay coming OOC.
>Not gonna hop in on that plot unless Xerneas, Sylveon or Zorro invite my character.
>Don't wanna shit up their plot with rando telefrags.
>>8128398
>She laughs.
I could use a partner to help me fight crime. Multiple actually.
I need to think of a name for our group...
>She shrugs and kisses Adri again.
Either way this is a nice date,
>>8128451
I don't see why not.
>Happily flutters alongside Sandslash
>>8128437
Somebody is always hurting people, why should we have to go on what's potentially a suicide mission. As far as this guy goes I'm sure there will be opportunities in the future for a human or pokemon more equipped to deal with such a high threat target.
>>8128475
Like that other guy has told you somebody rooted in your friends disappearance is in Castelia city and I'd rather not lose my best friend, if you think you can get there in time you should confront him.
-Sylvie
>>8128484
Cool, let's go then!
>Sandslash starts walking back towards the kitchen
Did you put the wine away somewhere earlier or is it still on the table?
>>8128505
you really are worried huh... i never have seen you like this!
Anyway back to accounting for my weapons manufacturing company
>>8128585
I just have a feeling things won't go well at all.
>>8128475
well, i would like to be your partner C, in more than just figthing crime of course, but yeah it's a nice date, but hey do you want another glass?
i'm happy that i've met you C
>>8128589
Wait, weapons manufacturing?
Who do you work for?
>>8128505
This is why I will not think less of you, of either of you, should you decline.
>>8128601
>kind of looks at himself and the scars...
yeah okay...
>>8128621
I am sorry Xerneas but i am not strong enough for this task...
>>8128583
I think it's still on the table...
>And she's right.
>The wine bottles are sitting on the table, where they left them.
>Yanmega sits at the table
Last night was really nice...
>>8128573
Mmm... I'll see about coming there if you'll give me a few moments.
>>8128606
You'll be a fantastic partner.
>She leans in for another kiss.
Adri I'm afraid I'm going to have to cut this short. I just got a tip about something... Interesting.
>She hops out of her seat and gives the Bisharp her number.
Call me later!
>She zooms out the door.
>Last post number is amount of posts until she gets to Castelia?
>>8128637
pls dont die
>>8128681
gonna die
>>8128630
You need not apologize.
I accept your decision, and feel that is is the wisest course of action.
When the time is right, this man can be brought to justice.
>>8128637
>kissed
oh.. next time ok we meet we'll go on another date i promise you, and i'll be your partner
>holds the number C gave her
i hope you stay safe C
>prays for C's safety
>>8128634
>Sandslash moves his chair around the table so it's next to where Yanmega is sitting, then sits on it
Last night was the best night of my life by far, even better than the night that you got drunk and carried me off into the desert.
>Sandslash leans over and gives Yanmega a kiss
>he then pours some wine for them both
>>8128613
An arms dealer in oblivia called Humans Armory in Association with Combat Training, Hunting and Elite Training. Or just H.A.A.C.T.H.E.T for short, company is relatively new so most haven't heard of it
>>8128701
>feels sick still...
I really hope so.. I want this guy dead as soon as i can but i do not want to be stupid about it...
>>8128744
>idea
How much do you sell them for and what do they do?
>zorro
I tire of this new radio station which the classless Unovan locals seem enthralled by.
Does anyone know who owns said station, and how much money would be necessary to convince them to leave their industry?
>Last two digits are how many posts until Cartier ducks into his gilded hidey-hole.
>>8128744
Either that or most don't remember it because of the stupidly long name, even the abbreviation is way too long.
>Trying to keep knifewife lesbo thoughts to a minimum.
>Roll to find Zorro and Sylvie.
>>8128767
Oh well, are weapons are sold at a cheaper price than what other regions offer.
Shipping is mostly free, the only fee is that of gas money used from the transportation.
It also depends on what your buying, what do you have in mind?
>>8128856
.....uuuhmmm
What would cause the largest amount of damage?
>>8128739
I completely agree with that, because I feel the same way.
I don't think I've ever been that happy...
...
>Holds up her glass, for a toast
To us.
>>8128871
Depends on how much money you can put up, and what your looking for
>>8128818
Oh sorry I didn't specify, I meant people OUTSIDE of oblivia haven't heard of it. We're pretty popular here in the home region
>>8128856
(Our* weapons)
>>8128940
A large big bomb!
>>8128875
I'm glad that I'm able to make you happy.
>Sandslash holds up his glass
To us.
>he then drinks his wine all in one go
>>8128988
>Yanmega does the same
>Squeaks happily, then snuggles up to him
So...What do you want to do now?
>>8128940
Oh, right. I've never heard of Oblivia either, is it far from Orre?
>>8129029
Well...how confident are you feeling tonight?
>Sandslash squeaks nervously
>>8128964
Ok friend your going to have to specify as we still follow protocol when selling weapons to other regions
Ok let me make this easier for the both of us. I'm going to need
-Your region
-Your weapon license info
-(a reason to live)
-Reason for your purchase
-And was I helpful?
Just give a quick run down on answering those questions and you should be good to go, or you could just give whoever it is that's bothering you a toilet swirly that's what I did in my high school days
>>8129045
Very far, we actually tax imports from here to orre, only region we do it to, too
>>8129083
>Wraps her tail around him
...
>Kisses his cheek
More than usual...
>>8129140
BUG FUG BUG FUG BUG FUG BUG FUG
>>8129111
>-Your region
Unoooooova!
>-Your weapon license info
uuhhhhmmmmm hold on
it is: 12f10-1269-1121
>-(a reason to live)
a good friend i think...
>-Reason for your purchase
hero reasons
>-And was I helpful?
absolutely! i will rate 5 stars!
>>8129154
she said that she's going to do something important right now
but hey C did give me her phone number so when she finishes what she has to do
>Roll to knock on a random door and hope it's the house Zorro and Sylvie live in.
>>8129156
>looks at his reason for purchase
EEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Yep. Fuck it. It checks out.
Here's what I can offer, now while you decide, I need to unblind a possum
>>8129140
Oh...alright then.
Do you want to go to the bedroom?
>Sandslash returns the kiss
>>8129277
the 4000! It looks big enough!
How much is that one!?- hold on the door
>>8129268
yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees~?
>>8129306
...Hello? Is this the residence of a Sylveon?
Have I interrupted something?
>>8129295
Sure.
>Lifts him up, and flies him to the bedroom
>Gently sets him on the bed, then snuggles up to, and wraps her tail around him again
>Happy noises
>Goes for another kiss
>>8129295
>>8129268
https://youtu.be/9dZ_IchN1Dg
>starts playing at a pre-set jukebox
>she watches intently, hidden in the distance
Ohhh?~~~
>>8129329
noooope not yet anyway...
Yes a Sylveon lives here! what do ya need?
>>8129383
I think I'm supposed to meet with them? I can take a seat and wait for you to be finished if that's easier for you.
>>8129409
oh sylvie was expecting you? You can some inside if you want to! I am just trying to get something for xerneas...
>>8129338
So uh...neither of us have done this before.
I'm just glad my first time is with you.
>Sandslash continues kissing the bug
>>8129425
I'll just take a seat.
>She floats in and sits on the couch.
You can get back to whatever you were doing. Sorry for the bother.
>>8129426
I feel the same way...
>Kiss
...
So...How do we do this...?
>Rubs her abdomen against him
>>8129476
>more nervous Sandslash squeaks
Um...I don't know.
Where do I uh...y'know...put it in?
>>8129443
you are no bother! I have not seen a red scyther before though... Do you have a trainer human?
>wakes up
uhh what happened?
i passed out
>>8129532
...
At the end of my abdomen, I think...
...
Um...Do I start this, or should you...?
>>8129547
I am a Scizor. And no I do not have a trainer.
Do you?
>>8129605
can i call you genos
i wish cosplay anon was still here
>>8129584
Jolteon.
>>8129605
oooh a Scizor!!!
Yeah i do! he is the one who got us this nice house.
what do you like to do for fun?
>>8129586
Um...alright then.
I guess I'll start, if you're ready that is.
>I guess fade to black time now
>roll for how well Sandslash does for his first time
>>8129645
i miss noodles in genersl desu
>>8129659
>Jolteon.
what happened with inazuma?
Sliggoo slime is very good at breaking down grease. He's actively started volunteering to help with dishes, so I guess gym visits will become a daily thing.
>>8129659
I enjoy fighting. If you wish to train I feel I could be a good sparring partner. I am level 80.
I grew strong from my job.
>>8129722
Hello. Who are you?
>>8129532
Fug bug
>>8129713
We did things
>>8129713
noooooooooooothing!
>>8129746
ooh you are pretty strong huh? I would train with you but it is a bad matchup....
>>8129770
>a shedinja floats down form nowhere
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mFpks7EvkQY
>starts charging a solar Beam
>>8129767
WE DID WHAT?
we didn't, do "it" or did we?
>>8129770
>goo baby freezes
is there something i didn't do while i passed out?
>>8129746
Hilbert, I work for the Unovan Aether Foundation branch in Castelia city. Currently studying the best ways to maintain a clean environment through the use of Pokemon.
>>8129770
Well it would still be an interesting matchup.
>>8129782
...Is this normal?
Die.
>She uses X-Scissor.
>>8129808
Nice to meet you Hilbert. If you're ever interested in training I'm here to train.
>>8129703
>Yanmega lies on the bed, exhausted, and "wet" at the end of her abdomen
>She is still shaking, and probably will be for a few minutes
>Squeaks happily
That was fun...
Even if we had no clue what we were doing.
>>8129782
.....
>ember?
>>8129792
maybe. maybe not.
>>8129808
hello!
>>8129815
You think so? You are a bug!
>>8129853
(Fug forgot pic)
>>8129859
>>8129853
>ember!
>>8129829
Even if I am a bug it's still good to train against something you're weak against.
>>8129853
...Please leave.
>She uses Bullet Punch.
>>8129886
stay safe your girlfriend is waiting for you to return safely
>>8129874
>Shedinja is burnt to Ash
>>8129886
>then scattered into the wind
>>8129886
>roll to curse
>>8129886
>>8129906
what was that about?
Do you know what level i am? i do not want to hurt you hahahaha!
>>8129818
>Sandslash lies down next to Yanmega and puts an arm over her, pulling her close
Yeah...we need to do that again some time, that was great.
I love you, Yanmega.
>Sandslash kisses Yanmega on the bugcheek and cuddles up to her
>>8129829
Hi?
>>8129815
I'm not here for battle training - I just need to keep Sliggoo in shape. He's been eating more than normal and it needs to be balanced out by being more active.
>>8129829
no, no, no, inazuma what did we do?
what are those "things"
>roll to mantain calm
>>8129943
I love you too...
>Eagerly snuggle him back
>>8129924
>Cursed?
>>8129906
>>8129935
I'm not sure.
Regardless. I have a few tricks that would help me in a battle against you.
>>8129947
A good battle does wonders for the muscles. Get your pokemon some Evolite.
>>8129818
Bug is fugged
>Whispers of the desert wind fade away
noodles pls come back we miss u
>>8129947
hello!!!
>>8129953
nooooooooooooooooooooothing~!
>>8129962
>stretches
Welp okay i could use some training. i have knot had a tough battle in a bit.
>goes out back
I will even let you have the first move! hit me with your best shot.
>>8129990
You have an arena in the basement doofus
>>8129962
I don't see any harm in picking one up... Does it double as an Everstone? My apartment doesn't have room for a Goodra.
>>8129990
Hello...?
>>8129990
I'll try not to be too hard on you...
>Scizor Mega Evolves!
>Scizor uses Superpower.
>>8130015
As far as I understand they do. Good luck! I'll come train with you sometime.
>>8129953
Just confess to zapdoggo already goo baby
Do your tender love and fugging
>>8130028
>Forgot calcs rip.
252+ Atk Scizor-Mega Superpower vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Ninetales: 203-239 (70.7 - 83.2%) -- guaranteed 2HKO after Leftovers recovery
>>8130046
>>8130028
OWW!
n-nice hit there...
>drought
>fireblast
>>8130044
yes
plan seconded
gay goobabby: habben
>>8130201
Apologies.
>She sidesteps the attack.
That would have hurt. I'll use something weaker,
>She keeps images of Adri in her mind.
>Scizor uses Bullet Punch.
252+ Atk Technician Scizor-Mega Bullet Punch vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Ninetales: 76-90 (26.4 - 31.3%) -- 20.7% chance to 4HKO after Leftovers recovery
>>8129960
>gentle cuddles for the bugwife
You know, I've wanted to have a night like tonight for a while now, I'm glad we finally managed it.
>>8130028
Right.
Does anybody know where I can buy an eviolite? Preferably in Castelia?
>>8129990
>nooooooooooooooooooooothing~!
>panic
>>8130044
b-but i don't know what to do?
>>8130231
>dodged...
No need to go easy.... I love good fights!
>flamethrower
>zorro is level 78 btw
>>8130257
>Thank you! Sorry I keep forgetting to check the character pastebin.
>She sidesteps the flamethrower.
You aren't holding back, are you?
Hopefully I don't make a fool of myself this turn.
>Scizor uses Bug Bite!
252+ Atk Technician Scizor-Mega Bug Bite vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Ninetales: 94-111 (41.5 - 49.1%) -- guaranteed 3HKO after Leftovers recovery
>>8130303
>gracefully dodges
Ha!
>fireblast again!
>>8130251
Casteliafag here. The shop on East and A sells them for like 80,000P. Kind of expensive but I hear the newly manufactured versions give the same effects as an Everstone.
>>8130329
>She dodges it.
This is quite a miss match... Guide me to victory.
>Bug Bite again!
252+ Atk Technician Scizor-Mega Bug Bite vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Ninetales: 94-111 (41.5 - 49.1%) -- guaranteed 3HKO after Leftovers recovery
>>8130330
Holy... That's a lot of money. I'll have to thank the new President again for that raise next time I see him.
Right, I'm off to find that store. Hopefully I don't get mugged.
>>8130352
......
>ko'd
OOOF!
>>8130388
Good fight.
>She gives Zorro a revive.
You aren't hurt, are you?
>>8130352
The knifewife would be swooning over you if she was here right now
>>8130232
To be honest...
I've wanted to do this for a while too...
Never worked up the courage until now.
But I'm glad I did.
And I'm glad I met you.
>Kiss
>>8130413
>pops right the fuck up
Ha! No that was really fun! You are pretty strong! We have to fight more often... maybe next time i will not be so easy....
>>8130374
Take care dude. I work there ironically.
If you need to work something out we take trades and shit too.
>>8130424
Thank you.
>>8130445
Next time I won't mega evolve. It feels a bit unfair.
Do you want to do something else?
>>8130445
>steals squeaky toy
>>8130506
>walks over in to get some potions and starts spraying down....
Want to go another round-
>>8130006
I like going outside!
(shhh i forgot)
>>8130523
Oh no you do not!
>Steal back....
>>8130437
I'm glad too, for the same reasons.
I don't think I could go back to living on my own in the desert after meeting you, especially not after the past two nights.
Every moment I spend with you is one worth remembering, Yanmega.
>Sandslash returns the kiss
>>8130447
No, today's paycheck more than covers it. I'm not sure I have anything interesting to trade anyway. Right... 80k P, wasn't it?
>>8130826
>Gives a bone and a good rough petting
>then attempts to steal squeeky toy again
>>8130851
The hell kinda paycheck do you get? Anyway yep, if you have the money it's all yours.
>>8130826
>steal squeaker
>>8130826
We c-
>>8130870
...Put it back.
>>8130873
$135 Unovan dollars an hour. I work a lot of overtime.
... probably not the best thing to tell people if I want to avoid getting mugged.
I'll just pay for the thing and get going.
Good luck with your job.
>>8130870
>>8130888
>is distracted by pets and bone
Allright! yeah yeah!
>>8130893
Do you see this bone!? it is great!
>chew
>chewing
>Frankie: Finally get back from shopping
>After who knows how long and having his RPer get sidetracked by nine kinds or other stuff from RL
> See >>8130893
Um. Hi.
>Slightly awkward wave.
>>8130939
Hell that's a lot. Here you are, sir.
>Hand it over.
>>8130947
...It seems interesting.
>>8130952
>Roll to not be too intimidating.
Are you the trainer?
>>8130984
Hi I'm Sylvie
>squeak
>>8130984
Yeah, name's Frankie.
>Frankie: carefully shake hands
And you are?
well i finished cleaning the cafe, i'll go to me apartamen
>adri looks at C's phone number
>puts on her bag in a safe place
when i get home i'll call her to see how she's doing
>Last post number is amount of posts until she gets to her apartament room and calls C
>>8131011
You are the one that contacted me?
>>8131018
C. I was the third in my group. C-zor.
...Get it?
>>8130984
Awww yeah it is!
>nawing on bone intensifies
>>8131011
Sylvie! Look at this bone! That i JUST got!
>>8131052
That's a big bone!
>>8131045
Yeah Cartier is in the city, I don't know where at though or if he's gone underground again. Sorry I fell asleep!
>>8131045
>adri arrives home
>pulls the phone number that C gave her
it's worth a try
>calls C
>>8130829
Same here.
I'm so happy. About everything.
I can't wait to fix up this boat with you.
And then we can travel the world.
Together.
>Kiss
yo guys
wheres b dave and s dave
wanna know if theyre coming with on the hoenn challenge
turn this into a wicked ass dave trip
fueled by homo and aj
>>8131052
>>8131076
We can take care of your Cartier in...
>Her claw starts ringing.
Ah, just a moment. Tell Frankie I am outside.
>>8131087
>She floats outside and answers it.
Yes?
>>8131045
>Frankie: smile.
Heheh. That's pretty punny, C.
Anyways, feel free to stick around a while. I bought enough chow for the whole group, and it's no trouble to add one more plate for family dinner.
Hmm. Speaking of family dinner, can you eat tofu stir-fry?
>>8130829
>>8131110
>reminder to all
>she watched the whole thing
I didn't know it could be that big...
>>8131076
Yeah! want to try it!?
Cartier?
>>8131265
The guy Xerneas wanted dead. I've never chewed on a bone this big before...
>>8131233
hello?
it's me adri, welll, i finished closing the cafe and went home, but i decided to check up on you
so how are you doing there?
>>8131282
oh it is great-
Oh him.
I decided not to go after him.... yet. But i am making a surprise for him!
>>8131110
I couldn't have said it better myself.
Goodnight Yanmega, I love you.
>Sandslash gives Yanmega one last kiss before going to sleep beside her
>>8131323
What kind of surprise?
>squeak
>>8131240
...Tofu stir-fry? I can't say I've ever had that. I'll be willing to try it.
>>8131295
Very well! A few others and I are making plans to defeat someone.
...I also managed to defeat a fire type that's nearly matching my level.
>>8131341
Excellent. I'm no expert on Pokemon nutrition, so I figured I'd ask just in case tofu or any of the veggies were a no-go.
>Frankie: Git Cookan
I WANT LESBUG AND KNIFU TO BE MY HOT MOMS
>>8131338
a large one!
>chews on bone.
>>8131323
Oh shi- I lost track of time
But I do have you're order ready, now how would you like it delivered? By drone? Or... you want me to send it to someone else as a "Surprise"?
>>8131341
i'm glad you are okay, and that's amazing, you really are a super hero, C, right down to the courage, me i get all nervous when i see a fire type, even more a fighting type to be more of a similar example, i bet you kept your cool the whole time
>>8131407
Thank you. I'll be willing to help if you need any help when I'm done here.
>>8131419
I was actually a little frustrated that I kept missing. How have you been?
(So what exactly is going on in this thread? Is it people RPing as pokemon and sometimes humans posting on 4chan because the OP didn't help)
>>8131463
(It's just an RP that takes place in the Pokemon World. Unless implied otherwise the characters are talking to each other using a 4chan thread as the medium. )
>>8131417
Well I think i need it first. because i have no clue were else to send it!