/TLHG/ - The Loud House General
Dead Memes Edition
>Booru:
http://tlb.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=all
>Fanfics:
http://tlb.booru.org/index.php?page=forum&s=view&id=2
>Thread Archive:
http://pastebin.com/h2ZBJ3GS
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>Episodes:
http://pastebin.com/7p86SMZD
>Extras:
http://pastebin.com/59KNQH3Z
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News:
>Season 3 Green-lit for 26 Episodes
http://variety.com/2016/tv/news/nickelodeon-animated-hit-loud-house-1201893212/
>Season 3 Premieres Summer of 2017
http://filmschoolwtf.com/the-loud-house-season-3-release-date/
>The Loud House: "There Will Be Chaos" Available for Pre-order on Amazon
https://www.instagram.com/p/BM1oJEIjo4x/
>The Loud House Available for Free Comic Book Day, May 6th, 2017
https://www.instagram.com/p/BONxApojuAo/
>The Loud House Nominated for GLAAD Awards
http://www.glaad.org/blog/and-28th-annual-glaad-media-awards-nominees-are-glaadawards
>The Loud House Nominated for Kid's Choice Awards
nick.com/kids-choice-awards
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Upcoming Episodes:
No Such Luck (Monday: 3/13)
>Lincoln finds himself with unexpected free time after his sisters worry that he is bad luck, and ban him from attending their activities.
Frog Wild (Tuesday: 3/14)
>When Lana hears that Lincoln and Clyde's class are going to be dissecting frogs, she convinces Lincoln that it is wrong, and the two embark on a frog rescue mission.
Patching Things Up (Wednesday: 3/15)
>Lana and Lola try out for Bluebell Scouts, but soon discover that one of them may be more suited for it than the other.
Cheater by the Dozen (Thursday: 3/16)
>Lincoln and Clyde think that Bobby is cheating on Lori, so they conduct an investigation on him.
Bobby x Loki should continue!
Happy spring break, everyone.
do you think that Lincolns little abominations ever get bullied at school
/utg/ is in trash now
>>8123164
>>8123134
Spring Break's over, though.
>>8123634
I can't believe that place is still alive wowee
>>8123634
>nobody cares
http://tlb.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=30281
>>8123754
was just gonna post that, wew
Loki x Boy Lynn when??
>>8123778
No poorly edited image for this ship? You're better than this, man.
>>8123778
>>8123778
Fic where the sisters want Lincoln to cum inside but he keeps trying to pull out when?
>>8123811
>Lori molesting boyLynn against his will
unf
She's a treasure
>>8123811
>Lori/Male Lynn
Mother of God that's hot.
>>8123778
Neck yourself Hot-Dog
>50 years have passed yet... I still love Lincoln
9 hour 10 minutes left
>>8123754
>>8123899
Because you're gay, and that's okay.
>>8123901
>>8123778
>okay
>>8123754
I want to titfuck Loni
Leif's Crossdressing when?
>>8123880
Do you think he's going to fix everything in the past or realize its fucked and work on saving the future?
>>8123928
This is the most important question right here
>>8123919
We are all gay here, anon.
>>8123951
Thought this was bigger, but whatever.
>>8123972
>We are all gay here, anon.
It's not gay if one of them is wearing a dress.
>>8123972
It's not gay if the balls don't touch.
>>8123987
True
>>8123134
totally!
>>8124005
I'd give that little girl another type of pearl necklace if you know what I mean.
>>8124040
Loki, of course.
>>8124029
You can be more specific anon?
>>8123993
Leni Dom fic when?
>>8123987
This
>>8123972
u hamo
If y'all are gonna be fags, couldn't you at least be fags with good tastes?
>>8123951
Yes, crossdressing Linka is the logical next step.
>>8124187
And you?
>>8124187
Why would Marco wanna date a boy when he has Star at his house wanting his dick 24/7?
>>8124187
Okay
>>8124209
da hell?
New pic
>>8124276
>that predatory grin
Oh god I have the boner.
>>8124276
Her expression scare me
>>8124276
lincoln doesnt stand a chance against the latina heat
>>8123972
https://youtu.be/Db0ztBIh8cU
ANON - Update and New Chapters List (MO4444R!)
>http://pastebin.com/DMPFQ29u
HIGHLIGHTED FIC OF THE DAY
>>Redpilling Lincoln<<
Author: UnderratedHero >>Bro Happy birthday!! :D<<
WIP - http://pastebin.com/SADJCnCK
Last Update: 03-03-2017
>Bun-Bun comes to life, and starts to give Lincoln shady advices on how ot treat his sisters.
NEWS & Q/A
>Next session will be this TODAY, 9:00 PM GMT-3 (7:00 PM EST, 4:00 PM PST).
http://pastebin.com/pyfS1LAq
Godless Sound
Yourhead
>Update
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12255015/16/The-Other-House
The Other House
The 21st Century Pendragon
>Loud House Family Values Update!
http://pastebin.com/rc5KAkaM
Loud House Family Values
smallface
>Definitely want to do this but i'm way too tired right now
http://pastebin.com/je3pTedy
In the Anon House (WIP)
Bievos
>this was like done on the fly
http://pastebin.com/W0vZTBsu
succ
guest/ nelauk
>For those of you who might not have seen it earlier today.
http://pastebin.com/E1jKUmFu
Cupid's Chokehold ( TLH / Green / WIP )
Geenymous
>Update
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12335445/6/Dinner-Disaster
Dinner Disaster
VickyT36
>Update
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12153129/132/One-shot-collection
One-shot collection
nightmareking
>Update
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12399227/1/
Gaping Memories
Omega Ultra
>New fic involving crossover between Loud House and Aqua Teen Hunger Force!
http://pastebin.com/LgXp7sGw
Aqua Teen Loud Force
smallface
>I've just updated Requiem, for those who may be interested
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12081598/17
Requiem for a Loud
UnderratedHero >Happy birthday Bro!
>Finally wrote something. It's pretty short, but you have to start somewhere isn't it?
http://pastebin.com/niS6Xg3M
Are you ready?
DV116
Booru kill for anyone else?
>>8124276
Should Luna or. Lynn also got crush on Ms. DiMartino?
>>8124346
kys spammer
>>8124352
Works for me
>>8124352
No it's fine
Lynn wants Lincoln to dress goth when she does the lewds with him.
>>8124356
kys spammer
>>8124352
nope
Post best sister.
>>8124436
you already did
>>8124436
don't you have your own thread on /co/ you could go to?
>>8124436
>>8124436
>>8124436
Lana best sister
>>8124209
>>8124236
>Hi. Leni and Lori Loud are adult, voluptuous futanari ladies with Rinnegan of their own eye colors. Both have five fingers and toes with white fingernails and toenails. They are absolutely naked, with no lipstick on at all. They have erect penises with testicles (no pubic hair whatsoever) while keeping their vaginas. They also talk dirty with words I made for with Leni riding Lori's penis with her testicles visible. They talk like this because somebody might be watching them for sure. Thank you.
>>8124595
...You need to be euthanized as soon as possible.
>Lincoln is the sexiest loud
Am i right?
>>8124615
It's from the source: http://the-arthman-nsfw.tumblr.com/post/158257664444/hi-leni-and-lori-loud-are-adult-voluptuous
>>8124005
>>8124062
>>8124385
>>8124492
>>8124646
Best loud in the whole series
>>8124436
>>8124613
Isn't being a fag illegal in Russia?
>>8124826
Imagine having such a casual brother that he buries in sand just to copy a shitty game
>>8124860
It's always people who can't fucking draw.
>>8124860
>>8124903
Seems average enough. I'm sure if it was incest you'd praise it.
Reminder to keep it pure.
/ss/ incest is the only way.
>>8124518
>>8124722
Lori a cute
>>8124987
>Jmc-2 drawing Lynn
Betrayed by the mapache
Download this image to die instantly.
>>8124960
It looks like low-effort MS Paint trash. If it was incest, I'd ignore it, but since it's OC, it gets mocked.
>>8125022
That's old as hell dude
Lynn was among the first he's drawn
>>8125201
You know how this work. starts drawing shit and at the end you will draw real masterpieces
>>8125246
Savage
If you are following this, I'll let you know that I've updated it.
>http://pastebin.com/AheJUdsq
Probably with some mistakes.
Have a nice day.
>>8125246
There are others who've drawn Lynn.
Let Luna judge your favorite song!
>>8125388
They work from greatness...
>>8125397
...so they create great works.
>>8125410
There's plenty more of Lynn not from jcm-2.
>>8125307
nice update
>Listening "It ain't me" after so many years
>It's shit
This general has shitty taste in music
>>8125464
IN THE LOUD HOUSE
IN THE LOUD HOUSE
>>8125484
DUCK DOGE PUSH AND SHOVE
https://vimeo.com/207931176
Looks like Lana is the one going going to be the better scout.
>>8125307
>http://pastebin.com/AheJUdsq
Neat
>>8125518
thats obviously from the beginning of the episode
>not in a scout uniform
Wrote a Linka story in the previous thread but it was about to die. Here it is if you want to read it.
http://pastebin.com/bhADikvd
>>8125619
good job
>>8125390
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GRe19mPhZvo
Don't have a favorite song, but this is one I think about a lot
>>8125518
>HOLE YOU POOP IN
This should be /TLHG/ banner
>>8125390
https://youtu.be/hTWKbfoikeg
>>8125518
Lana is so cute
I'm ready for this week
>>8125518
>My interest in the episode drops even lower
Lola please save the episode.
>>8125656
Very very mellow and relaxing. Something I could go to sleep to. I like it bro!
>>8125619
Was wondering why there wasn't an ending. Nice.
>>8125390
My most recent favorite song. 2sad4u
https://youtu.be/MS_bN5ECJTI
>>8125679
>http://pastebin.com/bhADikvd
You should have 18 to post here anon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9xIe1tPtyAk
>>8125518
>Going so far as to locking Lincoln outside
I wanna give that poor bastard a hug
>>8124725
Linka would be a rad gf. Shame it was a one off, Lincoln is still bro tier though.
>>8125679
This song is overrated and you know it bro. PearlJam is better
>Dear diary
>Today at school all the popular girls started picking on me again
>They mockingly read the lyrics I was working on out loud
>They chanted "rock-slut" over and over
>I've never even been with a boy, and they know it
>None of them find me pretty enough I guess
>"You look like a dude", "You have no tits"
>Would anon even like me?
>He would make life all worth it
>He'd walk down the hallways with me, hand in hand
>And we'd ignore what everyone says
>And for those stressful days, when I want to get away from my family
>I'd go to his house, and we could cuddle in his bed
>We could lay together, listening to music
>Maybe I could play him a song I wrote
>And he'd put his hand on my thigh and whisper in my ear
>"You're an amazing girl, Luna. I love you."
>And I'd forget about all the cunts who pick on me
>I would finally be at peace
>With anon
>>8125518
Oh, hey, ribbon Qt
>>8125756
Shit man. Lincoln's a regular pussy magnet.
>>8125492
ITS HOW WE SHOW OUR LOVE
>>8125518
>kicking out their own brother.
Sluts, they should be all raped.
>>8125766
Pls stop I don't need this right now
>>8125766
I miss Luna bully...
http://pastebin.com/KyFJGyC2
>>8125766
>anon
disgusting. You make me sick.
>>8125766
Lunafags unite in hopes of being with luna.
>>8125518
>kicking Lincoln out of the house
When are we getting a fic where Lincoln has enough of his sister's bullshit?
>>8125792
The episode that leads perfectly into the recent abusepics
>>8125825
Go back to tumblr.
>>8125792
إن شاء الله
>>8125390
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KzVD5cv9wU8
uhhh this one I guess. Love the keyboard.
>>8125518
saturday got a hell of lot better
>>8125832
There already is one.
>>8125820
Better than Luna lusting after her faggot brother
>>8125907
Link?
>>8125927
>self insert losers actually think this
lmao
>>8125887
Frank Zappa is gr8 m8
this is my fav zappy song doe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dHx5C4O0Cvg
or this one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FVtm_HCxdXY
>>8125907
There is?
>>8123880
*unsheathes Lincoln*
Now this is a sword, and it's bigger than yours
>>8125991
why am i amused by this?
>>8124276
That's one scary teacher
>>8125957
Why does it matter whether it's anon or Lincoln? You're both just self inserting.
>Aqua Teen Hunger Force x Loud House Update!
http://pastebin.com/LgXp7sGw
We're going to war! edition
Update at line 105
Note: i know that meatwad is too stupid to be shy around anyone, but i find it more adorable. Also i changed him to be wearing brown shorts instead of jeans.
Any feedback is appreciated.
>>8126129
>self inserting as lincoln
>not taking advantage of him being 11 years old and write stories around that
Pathetic
>>8126142
>Aqua Teen Hunger Force x Loud House
stopped reading there
Luna x Ms. DiMartino fanart when?
>>8126172
never
NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER
NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER
NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER
NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER
>>8126172
Right after incest becomes canon
>>8126142
Lmoa good stuff man
>>8125832
I'm hoping that's what the episode might be about. Just so we get the sisters appreciating him for once.
>>8126297
Cause the sisters have never shown appreciation for Lincoln, before. And Lincoln has never actually earned their scorn.
>>8125907
SAUCE YOU STUPID CUNT
>>8125712
Sting. Classic rock icon, love it bro.
>>8124436
>it's a baseball episode
>>8126367
What the fuck is this
>>8126397
I think that's Lincoln in a costume.
>>8126367
>Luan has a Baseball hat with her own name in it
kek
>>8126367
>Lynn's fuck huge bean head
Why we died?
>>8126561
Cause most things here happen at night.
>>8126367
>>8125518
>Sisters think Lincoln is bad luck
>Lynn is very superstitious.
Maybe Lynncoln will finally die
Was it necessary to post all those TV screenshots on the Booru?
>>8125907
He might be talking about this:
http://pastebin.com/SADJCnCK
Redpilling Lincoln
>>8126622
No.
>>8126367
>Luna with a deep V neck
unf
>>8126622
nah
>>8126609
>Maybe Lynncoln will finally die
Yourhead here.
If anybody interested in Godless Sound is alive and present:
Today it's another session in around 2 hours, but I want to finish some half-baked pictures before starting. Is it much trouble if I push the start one hour more?
Thanks for your attention.
>>8126697
Go for it
>>8126697
fuck off, you're just going to samefag it anyway
>>8123119
>No Such Luck
>Lincoln finds himself with unexpected free time after his sisters worry that he is bad luck, and ban him from attending their activities.
>Lincoln wants to waste his free time with his family despite his own family consider him an iman for problems
Lincoln deserves all the bad shit that he's going to get in this episode
>>8126697
No more strawpolls please
>>8126740
Alright who's this, Cedric is that you?
>>8126744
Don't say that, you'll trigger the Lincolnfags.
>>8126756
dont samefag your shit yourautism
>>8126751
I prefer voting on the polls to be honest.
>>8126751
Why not though?
>8126744
You're not getting any (You)s from me today
>>8126744
They have to force a conflicts somehow. Would Lincoln just shrugging and napping make for an episode?
>>8126367
>>8126609
>inb4 Lynn abuse
Locking out based Lincoln? Fuck that
>>8126648
>Luna with deep V neck, perky little mounds and nipple indentations
Artists please
Any drawfags here, guys come on
>>8126744
Lincoln it's so pure. They have to force fights over silly things just to make things happen
>>8126740
>shitposting the day Samurai Jack airs
You really have no shame, do you?
>>8126791
>Lincoln's luck starts improving the longer he's away from his sisters while their luck becomes increasingly worse
Fic when?
>>8126791
>>8126834
This show doesn't have perfect writers, but in the first season we got episodes with very original premises like The Sweet Spot.
>>8126852
Not him, but Samurai Jack is not as good as everyone says. I really don't understand why people got so fucking angry when the show was cancelled, the show never got continuity and there was no real progress. I couldn't care less if they implement blood or guns in the new season.
>>8126852
>using an unrelated thing as a distraction from your samefagging
d
>>8126906
I'm pretty sure this new season will have continuity, it's a limited series so it's not meant to go on indefinitely. Just end the series properly.
>>8126988
DICK
>>8126367
Ohhhh I get it now, Lynn's always been really superstitious in the show with her no pooping rule and wanting to hit the batting cages first.
The family is excited about Lynn's upcoming baseball game, then they think Lincoln's bad luck and kick him out. So if he hangs out with Clyde, they're probably gonna try and find him a good luck charm but only succeed in giving themselves bad luck by breaking mirrors, walking under ladders, and so on.
Also, I guess they'll have a "joke" about the rally squirrel (see 2011 National League Championship series). This better be funny. Ah who am I kiddin, it won't be funny.
No guys, I'm trying to spell something else.
d
>>8126906
Because it's likely it will have continuity and progress now. Show definitely had it's flaws but it still was one of the better cartoons for many people.
They had a very different mindset about it, overall, back then. Now people expect things to be different, especially that they don't have to stay kid friendly
>>8126872
"Making the Grade" watered down "Snow Bored"
"Vantastic Voyage" was a "Out on a Limo" rehash
The writers in this show are far away from perfect
>>8127010
esu
>>8126906
I always had that feeling that Jack was somewhat progressing through his journey, with each episode, and I liked how, overall, self contained each chapter was.
>>8127010
k
DONKEY KONG
>>8126998
Wow this show can't be less predictable?
No guys! It starts with "d" and ends with "d".
>>8127113
Dood?
>>8126756
What are you idiots blaming me for, now?
>>8127113
dread?
>>8126998
>kick Lincoln out
Lincoln can't even count on his parents to defend him.
>>8127113
demand?
>>8127113
Dad?
>>8127146
makes me wonder at times if the kid would be better off on his own
>>8127113
ded?
>>8127113
Drawfriend?
>>8127146
Would it ever get so bad that he would try to run away from home?
>>8127113
Dawnfiend?
>>8127113
dilapidated?
>Moralfags getting pissed by Lincoln being (with a good reason) ignored by his family
You guys are even worse cancer than SJWs for saying this shit right here of all places
>>8127179
I CAN'T FIND THE COMIC
>8127224
You're not getting any (You)s today.
>>8127224
b-b-but muh perfect family
>>8127113
Door?
I'll watch this I guess while I wait for samurai Jack.
>>8127113
dicked?
>>8127224
Pointing out that we're getting another episode where Lincoln does nothing wrong knowingly yet gets pushed around by his sisters is hardly SJW talk.
>>8127297
>Lincoln does nothing wrong knowingly yet gets pushed around by his sisters
There must be a reason of why they consider him bad luck.
#LetLynnoriCanonInsteadofLuaggie.
>>8127341
>hashtagging
fuck off and die
>>8127341
#Lynnoriiscancer
#incestisgay
>>8127331
It'll probably be done in the lazy form of flashbacks so they don't have to take the effort to set up gags.
"Lincoln, you KNOW how much of a jinx you can be. Remember last year's _____?"
I guarantee you they'll do it. You know, just to show that Lincoln's even MORE of a total loser than we currently thought.
>>8127341
Are you the DiMartino x Luna anon?
>>8127341
>>8127264
ITS LiVE WHERE YOU AT TLHG
>>8127481
Not there
>>8127478
What
>>8127264
>Live
So, Loud House confirmed to win?
d
a
icks
>>8127716
c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHO84rOp8FQ
>>8127341
Lori x Leni is only acceptable lesbian ship. Fug off
>>8127331
So what if there is? Going from the show so far we're going to have Lincoln get pushed around by his sisters for not actually doing something exceptionally wrong then kneel down and let them smack him until he says they are right to be like that.
Requestan this with Lori and Lincoln
>>8127813
>So what if there is?
If he's annoying and brings bad luck with him, the sisters can (and should) avoid him. Leave out your shitty family morals for a while.
>>8127179
>Lincoln runs away from home
>Years later, Lisa manages to track down his location
>The Loud family head there, only to find Lincoln raising a family of his own
Fic when?
>>8127820
If you didn't notice, all drawfags and writefags are dead
>>8127883
They are in Discord talking in VC. But yeah, pretty dead
>>8126744
you just want to see lincoln finally snaps isn't it?
done.
>>8127849
>Lincoln tries to run away from home
>gets a huge run of mishaps along the way
>family finds him and embraces him
>they speak in a cruel tone barely masked with polite nothings about how they knew he couldn't hack it and didn't have what it took to run away
>"Haha, yeah, I guess I learned my lesson. I thought I was good at running away, but I'm not."
>"You're good at being our rock, Lincoln."
>Family embraces him again
>"By the way, you're grounded, and you the chores you were supposed to be doing are backed up."
"Dang it." *punchy punk-rock power chord*
>>8127847
Except Lincoln has already been shown as competent enough to help his sisters in their hobbies as a routine.
>>8127967
And Lincoln has also already been shown as being a little shit as a routine.
>>8127934
Nice
>>8127937
is that you, sullivan?
>>8127179
I would want to see him calling out each member on their shit (excluding Lily) before running away
>>8127934
It's trash.
>>8128024
I know.
>>8128031
Good.
>>8128049
Well at least I'm not the only one here thinks my art is absolute shit but at least now I know.
>>8127934
Drawing needs a lot of work (body, mostly) but I loooove your coloring. I cannot even do that awesome coloring! x)
A good folk once told me using manga as reference works pretty good.
>>8128070
*Sigh*
You're somehow making me feel bad. Get better.
>>8127849
>It was 10 pm in the Loud House
>On a normal weeknight, everyone would be asleep by then
>But not tonight
>Tonight was absolute madness in the house
>This chaos was the result of the absence of the only brother of a family of 10 girls
>They had no idea that Lincoln would actually follow through on his words that morning
>"I hate how you all treat me like dirt! I'm leaving for good!" was the last they heard of Lincoln that day
>They remember him packing and going out the door
>His sisters thought he was just bluffing, so they didn't feel like there was anything to worry about
>They shouldn't have expected Lincoln 'Man with the Plan' Loud to break his promise
>The house was filled with shouting, phrases like "Where did he go?" were heard every minute in this moment
>The parents were deeply troubled that their only son actually wanted to leave them
>"We're going to call the police to tell 'em that he's missing, you guys go find him!" Lynn Sr. shouted
>"Come on, we literally need to get Lincoln back right now!" Lori said, exiting the door to get to Vanzilla
>The ten sisters all loaded into Vanzilla, unsure of where they were going
>"Where do you guys think Lincoln would be?"
>"Maybe he's over at Clyde's house?" Lana said with uncertainty
>Lori exited the driveway and began the drive to Clyde's home
>>8127179
There was a fic kinda similar on fanfiction.net but it's dead
>>8128099
Sweet someones actually doing this
Give me fic ideas or pics you want to see made into fics.
>>8128098
Cool.
Yourhead are you here?
>>8128070
At least she wasn't on the same fucking pose you do all the time.
>>8128132
>>8128132
Linka seducing Hung Husbando
>>8128144
He's still working on some finishing touches.
Should start in like 1h 10 min or so
>>8128132
Lincoln saving Lola from being kidnapped
>>8128132
Lynn Sr. intervening before Lincoln could reignite the fight between Lori and Leni by sending him out of the house for the day. Lincoln takes the time away to get to know some of his friends a little better.
>>8128151
I'm trying best not do the same standing pose every drawing I do.
>>8128132
>>8128132
>>8128144
Ye I'm here. I'll take some more time to finish a picture and some other details, so like one hour more of wait. I hope you don't mind.
>>8128214
>those lewd expressions on the girls' faces
UNF NICE
What if Lana ate all your food?
>>8128253
I have food?
>>8128253
She'd probably still be hungry
>>8128132
Rita wants to spend more time with Lincoln so she decides to force herself in his room to try and do some stuff that he enjoys, like reading comics and whatnot.
Also eventually tries to read comics with him in her underwear, to his embarrassment.
If it gets lewd or not, it's the writer's call
>>8128253
I would take her to the grocery store, buy all the things she wants to eat, get home, tie her to a chair and eat everything right in front of her
>>8128245
Of course not
Take your time
>>8128253
Something like this would have to happen afterwards.
>>8128253
Giver her a belly rub and some hot water to help her digest, then tuck her in to bed.
>>8128326
>tuck
>minus t
>add
...p
>>8128366
Fucking kek xD
>>8128420
Edgy
>>8128366
>Bobby Lewds
Nea-
>that messed up ass and body
>>8128420
Those lines on the right remind of that Radiohead song. Sheit I can't wait to read this chapter after work
>>8124436
>>8128099
>The drive to Clyde's was mostly silent, with an occasional cough made by one of the siblings
>They made it to the front of the Mcbride's single story house
>No lights were on, so they were probably asleep
>Lori got out of Vanzilla, quickly followed by her sisters to the front door
>She loudly knocked on the door several times, stopping once she heard the rustling of someone waking up
>The door was unlocked from the inside and slowly opened to reveal Howard Mcbride, his red hair slightly disheveled
>"We're sorry for waking you up," Lori started, "But Lincoln's been gone since this morning and we literally can't find him!
>Howard gasped
>"That's awful! We haven't seen him at all today, but i'll go ask Clyde if he's seen him at school."
>"Thank you, and again, sorry for waking you up."
>"It's alright. If we can be of any more use in your search, you let us know."
>The girls retreated back to the van, Lori started the car and exited the driveway
>"Where else would he be at?"
>There was a pause, no shorter than a few seconds
>"I don't know, bro..." Luna disappointingly said
>Everyone in the van soon admitted to not knowing where else Lincoln could be
>Lori let out a sigh
>"Looks like we'll just have to blindly search. It's not like he could've gotten that far on foot right?"
>"Well, according to my calculashons, assuming that Lincoln is walking, he should be no further than a thirty mile radiush." Lisa confirmed
>"Perfect, let's go."
>>8128366
oh my god this ass, fucking horrible
>>8128514
more
>>8128514
More, please.
>>8128514
I can't wait to see the Loud House but better. Lincoln would not make the mistakes of his father.
>ultrafag complaining about upcoming episodes
you make a big deal out of leaving the fandom and you're still here? fuck off already fag.
>you will never beat the shit out of Linka in a MMA match
>>8128649
>you make a big deal out of leaving the fandom
He never did that, though. He left the discord and made very little a deal about it.
>>8128649
this
>>8128514
its gonna be a shame when Lisa finds out she is wrong
>>8128649
I'm just tired of his constant complaining about the episodes. I've never seen someone suck the fun out of a cartoon faster than him.
>>8128649
Who's that?
>>8128666
>He left the discord
Wait, when and why it happened?
>>8128649
I think he takes a little too serious a show meant for little kids.
>>8128214
>Luan's panties are not yellow
kys
>>8128514
>They're gonna find him
>He's gonna be dead
>>8128514
Seems pretty rushed
>>8128791
nah, they are gonna find him years later with a family of his own, with probably a white haired daughter(s)
>>8128766
I don't know, I think it was around the "fall of the nut empire".
>>8128803
ten of them?
and would he change his name? it would be fairly easy for lisa to find him if he didn't
>>8128766
yea he left said his goodbyes to anyone that was listening, when people stopped careing he left, then within a couple of days he was back
>>8128803
God I hope so. I want my boy to have a happy ending.
>>8128514
>The drive from that moment became a lot less silent
>The girls felt like it was their duty to help find their only brother
>Unfortunately, they had to result to grasping at straws to the whereabouts of him
>"Maybe he's at Ronnie Anne and Bobby's house?"
>"He would've texted me about it by now."
>"He could be at the comic store?"
>"We've crossed it a few times already."
>"Maybe he's at the arcade?"
>"We checked there already, Leni!"
>They searched every nook and cranny of Royal woods until 2 AM, with no clue where their brother could be
>They gave up for the night, physically and emotionally exhausted
>They returned home to find their parents waiting at the front door
>Their mother clearly cried earlier, mascara running down her cheek
>Their father wore a regretful look
>"Did you find him?"
>They all simply shook their head
>Lynn Sr. took a deep breath and entered the house with the remaining part of their family
>"We'll go out to find him soon, you kids have a good night's rest."
>"Okay, dad!"
>>8128653
>ywn lovingly put Linka into a cobra clutch
>>8128908
>ywn lock linka in a camel clutch, fuck her ass and make her humble
>>8128800
That's cause I'm dogshit at pacing stories
still new to this writefag stuff
>>8128836
>Within a couple of days he was back
Seriously? Way to stick with it, Ross.
>>8128927
keep it up, man. looking forward to where its goin
>>8128507
Which Louds do you think enjoy head pats the most?
>>8128782
>wanting piss stained panties
that would be hot if it wasn't Luan
>>8128862
Good
Prease continue
BABBY
>>8129035
Baby Lincoln looks like shit tb h
>>8129035
Liincoln is a baby slut!
>>8128862
loving this senpai
>>8128947
It's only human to desire to be with others that share a common interest.
>>8129010
Given this premise and his level of experience i'd say it's probably going nowhere
I just want to say: good luck on the KCA. (even though the Sponge is Disney levels of wins)
>>8129125
But the question is, how would the people react if Spongebob wins?
>>8129125
Or might I say rigged wins.
>>8129136
indifference he always wins
>>8129136
Doesn't it win every year?
>>8129136
People will be disappointed, but wouldn't be too surprising.
>>8129125
I hope Spongebob wins, the loud house doesn't deserve it.
>>8129125
Nick might be cool with The Loud House winning since it is a nick show
>Got a lot of college's homework
>Retarded family believes it's a good thing that we should hang out
I swear in the moment I got a job I will never interact with them again
>>8129125
So when exactly do we know?
Let's see - the last KCA I remember watching had Randy Savage appearing in it. That was back in...1999, if I recall correctly.
...I feel old.
>yfw Teen Titans Go wins
>>8129232
In the next hour or so. Currently looking for a stream.
>8129206
No (You)s for you
>>8129249
You mean my new favorite show? That would be fantastic!
>>8129217
who'd be the one to come collect the award?
>>8129249
OK, I THINK I have enough stuff ready. We'll probably cut this session a bit short since I want to do other stuff in two more hours, and then continue tomorrow at 9. We'll discuss that after the end of this session.
Are you ready?
>>8129303
Sullivan.
>>8129303
Sullivan
>>8129319
I'm ready for you to kill yourself
>>8129319
Let's go
>>8129319
Oh, right, the Pastebin for the uninitiated on Godless Sound if you wanna know what this thing is: http://pastebin.com/pyfS1LAq
>>8129319
You plan on spamming us for 2 hours and you call that short?
>>8129319
Lets jam
>Shamless Samefag begins
There goes the thread.
>>8129319
>>8129368
>>8129333
OK, I'm not exactly ready, but here I go I guess.
_________________
“So how will we find this place?”
“Why do you keep asking me for help?” Lisa questioned back to Luan.
“Lisa, we need help for this, seriously. You saw the message Luna sent”. You insisted.
“I can't make non-existant buildings appear out of thin air. Now please, I have other things to do”.
“Goddammit Lisa, Luna may be in danger and you will ignore it?” Lynn interjected.
“I'm not ignoring it, I'm being realistic. I have nothing to work with here, no spectral signs, no ethereal readings. I can't suddenly invent magical things in one hour. I'm useless now”.
She acted very stoic, but you were sure it wasn't out of insensibility She seemed... tired, like she has done everything and it still isn't enough. You've been noticing pill bottles on her room. Has she been trying to keep herself awake? Or sane?
“Now, unless you have a brilliant idea on how to use my technology to find an invisible hostel, please leave”.
Lynn crossed her arms and rolled her eyes and walked to her room, signaling the rest to follow her. Lucy remained silent with her head down and followed, and the twins left somewhat concerned about their younger sister. Luan felt like saying something else, but she could notice words wouldn't change Lisa's stance, and left with the others. Only you stayed for a little more, at first just looking at her, trying to find any clue that could tell you what's going on in her confused head.
“You too, Lincoln” She insists.
You don't say anything. Maybe it's better to leave her for now. You walked out, looking back just once to see Lisa go back to her table, mixing many chemicals with luminescent fumes, being those the only light left in that room after the door is closed behind you.
>NEXT POST
>>8129393
kys
>>8128862
>The girls rested uneasily that night
>They felt like it was their fault for his departure
>They all knew what the reason for Lincoln leaving was
>The morning he left, Lincoln cooked breakfast for the family
>He sat down at the kiddie table to eat with his younger siblings
>Not even a minute after sitting down he heard a loud "Food fight!" to his left
>This was a common occurrence on the table, but he was the first to be hit
>Right on his face
>Naturally, this was somewhat annoying to him
>Not even 8 in the morning yet and he had to clean his face
>After changing into a new shirt and cleaning his face off with water, he returned downstairs
>Downstairs he was quickly tackled by Lynn
>"Sorry, bro, I gotta practice tackling for football!"
>She had no ill-intent, but it definitely hurt
>He stood up, put on a fake smile and gave a small laugh
>"It's fine, Lynn."
>He was unsure why, but for the past few days it felt like his sisters had been mistreated by his sisters
>It started with the whole 'sister fight protocol' where Lisa told him that they fixed all their problems because he wasn't there
>Still, he couldn't fault them, they were his sisters, and they certainly must still love him
>Right?
>>8129393
After the call suddenly going off, Luan got a text message from Luna, it read in hastily written english “theyre mad send help im trapped in here”, along with an attached picture of a wall smeared with a message written in crimson: “You are our Lady of the Moon”. The implications alone are enough to know the third oldest of the siblings is in peril, but a few problems arise to go to her rescue, as you've been discussing.
Calling the cops for a place that may or may not exist is iffy, and if you'll deal with the supernatural, as it has been lately, you are sure that your family might be better suited for this. If Lisa helps out with something, that is, and she seems a bit uncooperative.
You're assuming that Luan, being the “adult” and being the only one right now with a driver's license, could borrow Vanzilla for a while and give explanations later.
Really, the “how” is not a problem, but the “where” is. You have little information of the place besides the name and a very general location. Lynn called Maggie for more indications if that was possible, but the only thing she could think of is to follow around the city the symbol of this “brotherhood”: A circle with one half painted white and the other black, sometimes drawn as the iris of an eye.
“The hostel might be a cover for whatever shady crap they do” you hear Maggie's voice when Lynn put the phone in speaker. “And if he's dumb enough to tell a total stranger about a 'secret' brotherhood, might as well be dumb enough to mark the place”.
“There have been sightings of that symbol in Michigan” Lucy informs, checking on a little notebook. “It's not a far shot to find something like that at the rural edges of the city”.
>NEXT POST
>>8129407
Look at all these people caring!
>>8129407
“That still doesn't solve our main problem” You interject. “Unless my own informant was lying, the building is magically invisible. Any idea on how to find it?”.
“Beats me”, Maggie answers. “My friend did talk about the brotherhood being for those who 'see beyond', whatever that means”.
“How do we know we are 'seeing beyond' then?” Luan asks, confused.
“How did you meet this guy anyways?” Lynn interrupts.
“I won't say that on the speaker”.
Something distracts you for a moment, while everyone else was talking about how to do the magic trick of making a hostel appear or Maggie’s choices on friends. You see Lucy standing up and leaving. What is she up to? You stand up as well, excusing yourself, and follow your sister. You see her at her room, shuffling between books and magazines, in a hurry, dropping a few things in the process.
“What are you looking for?” You ask, entering through the open door.
In a weird twist, it is you who surprises her this time, making her drop the book. She picks it up again, looking at you through her dense raven-black hair.
“I may know what we need to do” She explains, pointing at the cover of the book.
You take a closer look at it; a seemingly old book, yellowed pages and dusty, leathery cover, with gold letters corroded in time. The same book you saw her reading at the basement a while ago, “The Family Trees of Massachusetts”..
.”Where did you get that?”
“My friend Haiku had it” She explained. “I believe she had a few relatives from there, and she got into the rabbit hole of genealogy. This book shows us the many families which traversed the Atlantic to live in this country and how their roots latched onto the land, giving us their poisoned fruit, such as...”
She starts to skim through rapidly, until she gets to a particular page. You get a peak of what seems to be a portrait of an adult to middle-aged man.
>NEXT POST
>>8129415
You seem to care
>>8129427
You consider this new information. It'd be great to have this invention, but...
“OK, he invented something... And how do we get that?”
“His invention might be lost in time, but not his investigation. I know I saw this name on Lisa's books when she borrowed me some for my digging, but...”
“We need to convince her to help”.
Your somber sister nods, putting the book back on its shelf.
“She's losing her senses”.
You don't comment on it. To say anything else would be redundancy.
“This whole family is walking near the abyss of madness, and she's probably the one who has stared to it the most”.
“Don't worry, sis” You comfort her. “I'm sure she's still with us. I'll talk to her”.
“I hope your voice is stronger on her than madness’ call” Your gloomy sister sentences.
You leave the room, decided to talk with them. Lucy, on the other hand, goes back to Lynn’s, to keep discussing the rest of the plan. Before going to talk with Lisa, however, you take a peek to downstairs, to see if your parents are still around. They seem to be discussing something too, but you don’t manage to hear what it is. You assume the same as it has been lately: debt, stress, tiredness. Your sisters have been through a lot, but you don’t know how your parents feel about the disgrace touching upon their progeny. You wish you could tell them the truth about everything, since they’re the only ones to not know, but it’s hard to know when the right moment is, or if they’d believe it in the first place. You thought on discussing it with Lisa at first, but you’re having your doubts about her current judgement. The grief from losing a friend might be hurting her, but it may as well also be her mind being hurt by insanity. Your other sisters are in a divide: Lynn doesn’t want them to know out of fear of their reaction, but Lucy prefers to have everyone in the know. Luan is currently neutral about this, since she only got informed about the situation after Luna’s SOS message.
>CMDS NEXT POST
>>8129449
Maybe you could take this decision instead, since nobody will. You could talk with yoru parents after this whole debacle resolves, whichever the outcome, and get everything in the clear, even if it seems unbelievable. Maybe it’s better to give an explanation to them rather than keep them in shadows.
On the other hand, you don’t know how will they react about it, nor how your sisters will feel about it. You might just break more your already torn family.
CHOOSE:
>TELL PARENTS THE TRUTH
>KEEP THEM OUT OF THIS
VOTE HERE:
https://strawpoll.com/b6rx25y
__________
We'll keep the Strawpoll method for now, sorry if you don't like it much, but I guess it's better to cut on the posts.
>>8129469
No one cares about your edgy cringefest. Stop flooding the thread.
Hey kiddos, would you like to see something Lewd?
>>8129524
Nah I'm good. Thanks for offering though!
>>8129524
Perhaps
>>8129524
depends on what it is
>>8129524
Does it have more cringy self-insert or that disgusting design of edgy smoking Lupa?
>>8129524
Yes
>>8129524
I'm always up for lewds
>>8129524
Why not, I need to fap and SB doesn't seem to be dropping by to provide us with asses tonight.
>>8129524
Draw this slut doing anal. With Lincoln.
>>8127934
Also, some Lola requests?
Quick question, how many images do we have until we hit the limit?
>>8129568
250
>>8129568
106
>>8129524
patanu? wow, he really will to leak his lynnxlynnxlinkaxlink...
>>8129565
Lola accepting the KCAs if TLHG wins.
>>8129575
Neat.
>>8129469
Time's up. These are the results.
Now wait for the next bit.
>>8129568
Lola being kidnapped
>>8129596
But wait, there's more.
>>8129580
That image has a very gritty feel. I kinda like it.
>>8129615
Another one.
>>8129565
Lola dressing and acting like Lana
>>8129606
>actually telling them about all this wack shit.
welp. be prepared to be fitted for a straightjacket i guess
>>8129637
>It's shit
figures
>>8129664
impregnate them both
>>8129637
>>8129615
>>8129606
>>8129469
Sorry, had to go to the bathroom.
Here we go.
_____________
Nobody can take the decision, so you’ll do it, everything be damned. You’ll deal with those problems that they may bring. However, this will have to wait at least after you talk with Lisa.
You walk to Lisa’s room now, and enter. It seems like she forgot to key the door this time, but she didn’t flinch. She keeps on whatever she’s doing now, which seems to be mixing some chemical concoctions, who knows for what purpose.
“Lincoln, I assume?” She asks, very concentrated on her task.
“Yes. We need to talk”.
“I already told you I won’t help. I can’t, not this time” She insists, completely devoid of any emotion.
You pass your hand over your head, and take a deep breath. Right now, talking with your genius sister feels like smashing your head against a wall.
“Are you sure it’s just because of that? Because Lucy found something that could help us, but we need you for it”.
“I know our broody sibling has more wits than anyone would have thought before”, she says, while observing very attentively to one of the test tubes. “I shared some of my knowledge with her and she seemed to understand a good part of it. But I can't think on any finding that could help".
"Does the name 'Tillinghast' ring a bell?"
She doesn't seem to respond.
"Lisa, I'm talking to you".
She keeps being silent, completely. It's starting to worry you now.
"Lisa, please..."
She stands up, suddenly, leaving the test tubes carefully on their place, and walks towards you. She doesn't seem very happy.
"I told you I need space, and I can't help. Doesn't matter what you tell me now".
You sigh again. She's being way too stubborn.
"Are you truly 'useless'? Or is it you just feeling useless because of what happened to your friend?".
You touched a nerve there, but she barely let it show.
>CONTINUES NEXT POST
And top it off with a joke.
>>8129679
I mean, I'm sure the people who are obsessed with incest will love it unconditionally.
>>8129613
>>8129649
Well, you can't please everybody.
>>8129718
I understand that reference.
>>8129718
>ass eating
did another CC with an ass eating fetish put you up to this? either way nice
>>8129715
"You haven't been yourself lately, and it shows. I know the issue with your friend has affected you..."
"How I feel is not of your concern. I'm fine, I really can't help now" She answers in monotone, even though she doesn't seem tht unaffected by your words.
"According to the letter you showed me", you counterattack almost immediately., "I have enough reasons to be concerned".
"What she wrote about in that letter is not about current events" She defends herself. "I told her about the graveyard, and my experiments there. She gave me advice to avoid that, and nothing else".
You have serious doubts on that much. Her sentence seems strangely untruthful considering past situations you have observed, even though she has a strong conviction in her words.
You know you could crack her a bit and maybe she'd be more cooperative if you inquiry further on it.
Would you pursue this issue further, or leave it be for now?
CHOOSE:
>YES
>NO
VOTE HERE
https://strawpoll.com/s2gbd65
>>8129754
I was running out of positions.
>>8129729
Pardonne-moi for not immediately faffing over sketchy, undefined, same-old Lynncoln, but I sort of just feel nothing.
In No Suck Luck the sisters lock Lincoln out of the house. Any guesses on who wrote the episode
>>8129807
Alex Hirsch
>>8129764
reminder no one cares
Spongebob won again
>>8129807
>>8129807
i can take a guess - it starts with 's' and ends with 'n'
>>8129807
George Lucas?
>>8129789
Its cool dude.
Next Thread: >>8129567
>KCA
>that cringe when they tried to get people to sing Go Go Power Rangers
Fuck
Why are they doing this
>>8129399
>The day continued similarly as he tried to be of use to his sisters
>Lori asked him to help find her phone
>He spent a good half hour working to find them only to find out that it was in her left pocket
>Mildly annoyed, he walked toward his room until he was stopped by Luna
>"Hey bro, you think you could set up my amp?"
>He agreed with a sigh
>While setting up her amp, he accidentally set it to ear-piercing levels
>Sitting right next to it caused his ears to ring
>"Sorry that you did that, bro!"
>With ringing ears, he opened the door out of the room, where he was met by an ice water shower courtesy of Luan
>"Water you thinking, Link!?" She laughs, "Get it?"
>"Yeah, Luan, I do." the boy said flatly
>"Buoy, you don't seem like you're in a good mood." she left without another word
>Lincoln felt a tug at his hand
>He looked down to see Lisa
>"I would like to tesht out a procedure on you."
>He groans
>"Will it be painful?"
>"It will be alright, there's a ten percent chance that you will feel nothing!"
>Knowing that his sister is now openly admitting to wanting to hurt him, regardless of whatever "scientific progress" it would make was the straw on the camels back
>He went straight to the door and shouted that he was leaving
>This was mostly ignored by anyone in the area that could hear
>Even as he left and slammed the door shut, he still felt mistreated
>>8129807
And the parents do zip.
>>8129873
Meh, I'm overreacting.
>>8129896
Anon, are you menstruating?
>>8129896
No no, you have a point lynncoln is oversaturated and my response was rather coy. My apologies.
>>8129885
Move it next thread dude
>>8129764
OK, the results are a bit... Expected, really.
This next bit will be a little weird, but bear with me.
>>8129938
>>8129764
You’ll try to make her open up a bit. However, you need proof. You know that the letter not only talked about the graveyard incident, and you have noticed some things that have been strange about her. What are those details?
GIVE THREE CLUES:
1.
2.
3.
__________
OK, now to explain this:
There are at least three situations or details that have been suspicious enough throughout the whole story to confirm that Lisa is lying. You’ll have to name these three situations/details and point them out. They’re both in the narration and in the pictures that have been part of the story so far (and I mean everything from the start and onwards).
Whenever there are three “clues” that are valid (obviously I’ll be the judge of that), the story will continue.
>>8129928
meh
>>8129984
I'll take that as a yes
>>8130000
nice quads, anon
>>8129955
fuck that's a difficult one
>>8129955
niggers
niggers
niggers
>>8129882
Because synergy