HG / Hunger Games thread.
We begin your journey.
>>8119232
I'll see you all at the finish line!
>>8119216 (Blue hair)
Well that's really generous of you stranger. Or maybe you just want to see me lose and dirty my already dusty rags. Very sneaky I must say.
>>8119232
Running away. A reliable way to start the game.
i want kaito to eat me out like he eats ice cream
>>8119232
The First Day.
I would like to see these "Snowmen".
>>8119263
So long as none of us step outside until it leaves us be, we should be fine.
>>8119146
Would you still be indifferent if I treated you like a roo~
>>8119263
Well I can see someone is probably having a little "get together."
It would be a shame if an uninvited guest, being me, were to interrupt their fun so I'll just find something else to do.
>>8119232
>>8119263
At least I have a stupid canteen to help me get that done, I'm sure it will come in handy...
>>8119263
A special event.
Some of you died, some of you did not.
>>8119255
Huh? No, I just feel like you needed a chance to start talking, so I have you one, that's all.
>>8119261
S-sorry, I think only person can get that kind of treatment.. Mr. Ice cream cone!
Post friends
>>8119263
>Go Back
>Get Back
NO CAN DO BIG-GUY! I'm not getting paid
>>8119160
Thanks for the compliment dude~!
I try my best to maintain this thick hairdo and boOOOOooy do I wish I could afford myself a fine date with a cutie-pie, I'm a little burnt on money.
>>8119263
>Smolgore runs as fast as his tiny legs can carry him...
AHHHHHHHHHH!
>>8119294
>...Right in front of Marin, who pushes him to his death.
AHHHHHH-!
>>8119294
>A wolf mutt growls at Rubick, so he bashes it with his staff. The wolf mutt bows its head and whimpers, running away.
Stupid dog.
>>8119294
The first night.
Red must have been inside his head. That pest is everywhere...
>>8119294
I knew that thing would be useless!
>gets dragged away by the mutts after they are done trampling him
>>8119279
Nu~
>>8119294
Seems like they were too scared to approach the tank, but they might be around still.
>>8119320
We'll wait and watch here. As soon as we have a clear shot, take it.
>>8119294
Fuwahh! Acerola's plans have been ruined!
>>8119297
Well I think you can see how that worked out in my- wait a second it didn't work at all!
>>8119216
Well just imagine trying to download a file and getting a virus or something. That's as simple as I can put it. Anyway it was bad business that I put behind me.
>>8119320
It's fine, not like I like to hang out with others...b-but can my mushroom friends stay?
>>8119320
The second day.
>>8119320
It's nice to not kill somebody once in a while, so let's take a break from it tonight.
>>8119300
Haha, I'm sure a girl would be fine with paying for a date with such a great partner.
>>8119332
Ah, sorry.. But there's always next time, at least that's what my sister says.
>>8119337
But the virus being something my natural anti-virus couldn't defeat? Hm.. That sounds dangerous, did you survive? Haha.
>>8119346
T-Too many people...There are just too many people in this...group. I-I think I'll just go the other way, because if I don't...I won't be able to control myself around all these normies.
>>8119346
Why don't we just spare ourselves the trouble of tracking others, and just hunt each other?
>>8119346
The second night.
You all should go to sleep.
I'm a better dancer than you guys are
>>8119373
Probably a better cocksucker too
>>8119373
So? Darkness out dances me, and occasionally steals my bike!
>>8119371
I'll take one of the later shifts, I'm not feeling all that tired.
>>8119373
I wouldn't doubt it, I'm terrible at dancing.
I'm really sleepy...nighty night, guys. Thanks for hostin'!
>>8119371
It's cramped in here as it is so try to stay out of the way.
>>8119354
True.
Thank you for giving me a fair shot at least. So who do I have to thank for this?
>>8119373
Well? Don't just stand there like a bug on a rug show us what you got.
>>8119371
A feast for the remaining tributes.
So... Rubick has stolen Ginji?
>>8119389
Good night.
>>8119373
You wanna run that by me again?
>>8119397
Who do you have to thank..? Oh! The host. They set this up after all.
>>8119396
No promises
>>8119402
Fire cleanses all
>>8119402
The third day.
I would have assumed that the thief would have been more selfish.
>>8119402
Come with me, turkey. No, don't struggle. Keep calm.
>>8119402
She just kept walking around w-with that fluffy tail...How can she not realize that IT'S FREAKING ANNOYING WHEN THAT THING ACCIDENTALLY HITS SOMEONE IN THE FACE?
I-It kinda annoyed me...a little.
>>8119407
No you dummy I was referring to you. You know? Asking for your name?
>>8119354
Extroverted, Charming, Tall, Handsome, I'm getting carried away here but who wouldn't pay a meal for a guy like me? That all sounds great but I ain't a cheapskate.
>>8119426
I'm no thief, I merely borrow.
In any case, take this jacket. This robe is more than enough for me.
>>8119426
The third night.
The cold brings us down to four. Only the strongest will survive.
>>8119421
If you're going to have that attitude then you can get out and fend for yourself.
>>8119402
I see you're not wasting any time.
>>8119426
We'll send our thanks to them when we're done here.
>>8119441
One can not hate the fluffy tail! Repent! And thou thalt be saved!
>>8119354
Yes and no? It kind of resulted in me sacrificing myself and erasing my ancestor and me from existence.
>>8119441
I just read this out loud and laughed my ass off for some reason
>>8119453
It's hard to see anything ou-
>Is killed by a falling icicle
..Dammit! I'll be keeping inside the cupola from now on.
>>8119453
You're sparing me? You seemed a little too unhinged to be capable of doing that, but I'll take my life when it's given to me.
>>8119474
Good, you needed to chill anyway.
>>8119453
The Fourth day.
Arataka Reigen... It is a shame that you went out in such an embarrassing way.
when do we turn this into an RP general with HG elements?
>>8119481
Damn. I really wanted that jacket back.
>>8119490
hopefully never
>>8119456
I-It's really annoying and it makes me sneeze...s-so no thanks.
>>8119471
Laughing at the misfortune of others i-is not nice...
>>8119476
>>8119453
I don't feel the METAL now, so I'll let you go...I'm not even angry anymore, so I couldn't do do anything anyway.
>>8119492
>muffled voice
It's on the log behind you!
>>8119443
Haha, I was just making a joke, but mine have always been bad.. Kaito, that's my name.
>>8119444
That's a nice thing to say, but since you guys are broke maybe you should hold back on ideals like that just for a bit..
>>8119460
Huh.. That's strange.. My eyes and ears must be malfunctioning then.
>He covers his ears and closes his eyes, then opens them and removes his hands from his ears moments later.
Nope, still here.
>>8119481
The Fourth night.
The insane child nearly dies of hypothermia.
>>8119481
This will take some time...but I don't have anything my schedule anyway. W-Well anything that's not work related...so I have enough time to do this, even if it takes hours for me to melt all of it.
>>8119480
Now you're making puns? How annoying. After coming this far, you better not fall short now.
>>8119509
Who does that fire belong to? I just saw the other tribute fall into a lake, and the other one's parading around as an icon of Christmas. I think I'll just ignore it.
>>8119503
>Rubick turns around to see his jacket wrapped around a log.
Oh, and so it is! Thank you friend, sorry for attacking you and all that!
>>8119501
The metal? Well, whatever that is, thankfully for me you weren't feeling it.
>>8119509
T-That was kinda cold...Fuhi...Maybe I should stop trying to find new friends near the lake...
>>8119509
>Skipping peace now.
The sixth day.
The one with the fungus has died. We are down to our last two. Who is stronger?
>>8119530
Iron vs magic. Let's rock!
>>8119523
Lucky..? I'm not sure about that...Some people appreciate METAL as much as I do, s-so those people would like to see me like that...
But you don't look like them at all, s-so maybe you're right...
>>8119530
>>8119524
I should start following my own advice...
>>8119507
It's a very complicated story that deals with time and what not. So, after not existing for a while I was brought back by Betty, whom I'm sure you've heard of before. Apparently my actions had left some sort of anomaly in the space time thingy. And next thing I knew, I was back on my two legs. Pretty crazy huh?
>>8119530
The sixth and final night.
How brutal.
>>8119555
Your Winner.
>>8119507
Duuuh man! It's all wishful thinking in the end. But thankfully things are getting better with these insane comissions!
We could afford ourselves groceries, instead of chipping in at the edge of our lives for some mucky park water. How'd you think I was able to offer yah that ice-cream eh?
>>8119559
Thanks for the game...or something like that.
>>8119559
See how hard you fell.
>Wincard soon.
>>8119555
Congratulations. Next time we'll be your opponent at the end.
>>8119507
Well you get points for effort at least. Nice to meet ya Princess. Acerola is the name and ghost types are my game.
>>8119555
>trips
>fitting event for Guts
>Guts doesn't die
>>8119545
Well I'm not even sure what you mean by METAL, but you sound awfully enthusiastic about it.
>>8119555
>>8119537
What a terrible outcome for me. Oh well, congratulations. Please note that this battle was not in fact a representation of magic vs iron at all.
>>8119566
Thanks for the game.
>>8119456
>>8119566
To think I'd be congratulating my murderer; Congrats I guess and thanks.
>>8119581
>stares murderously
Eyes off my pic!
>>8119559
>>8119566
Kinda disappointing to see myself so far down the rankings but hey, what can I do about it?
Thanks for the battle and well done winner.
>>8119574
M-METAL is aggression...and power in the form of music...It can fill even a meek person like me with power!
>>8119585
Hey fuck you lady
I'm just doing my job and a bitch like you starts fucking with my shit.
Give me a break...
>>8119566
Congratulations Mr. Guts!
Thank you very much for hosting!
>>8119593
Power through music? Ah, like a bard then, empowering himself and others through melodious and heavenly tunes that drive them to success.
Although METAL sounds different from what I'm familiar with. This is something I'll have to study.
>>8119604
I-I have no idea what you're talking about...B-But it's probably just something that normal people talk about, so that's why I don't understand it...
B-But I understood one thing...I think. You want to learn about METAL?
>>8119566
Thank you for hosting.
>>8119567
Hope so, and thanks.
>>8119574
Well it still worked out.
>>8119584
I enjoyed every second of your death.
shut up you fucking faggot, I'm 21 and have a job, have been posting on this chan for 2 years, and have sex regularly, don't fucking call me edgy. I'm going to take thirty fucking Kershaw kerambit knifes and furiously stab you until your screams of pain are reduced to gurgles and then in your death throws find the biggest knife wound and fuck it until I orgasm, using the blood as lube, and I hope all of you other liberal retards get cancer and in your final days bleed out in a car crash so I can jack off to the images just like I did where the Starship Troopers where Diz gets ripped apart and chokes to death on her blood, you'd better fucking run before my penis is covered in your blood, and be a lesson to all of these faggots who think the fallacy of calling me edgy is a legitimate tactic for arguments.
>>8119595
Stop staring at my ass!
>>8119613
Ah, you shouldn't worry about it too much. I come from a very different world, people sometimes find it difficult to understand what I'm talking about.
And yes, I'd love to learn about METAL. You sound quite passionate about it.
>>8119552
Oh! I finally get it! You're a French actor and all those flames have been special effects! And this story is just a script for a movie you star in!..
Is what I would say if I didn't see all the crazy stuff that happens here..
>>8119561
I'd say you stole them, but you're not that kind of guy so you probably used a coupon, oh right.. And..
>He drops his cheerful demeanor and his smile with it and stares directly into Ginji's eyes.
You've been taking care of my little sister, right?
>>8119569
Princess? But.. Ghost 'types'? Oh, is that kind of like what Mr. Dimple is? I wonder how he's doing..
>>8119619
Diz didn't get ripped apart though
>>8119619
Talk about a dull edge.
>>8119625
Yeah ghost types, you know, as in ghosts? I guess you could say I've always been in touch wwith them since I was little.
Also who is this Dimple guy? Is his face pocketed with dimples?
G-gettin aweful s-spooky in here...
>>8119622
I-I see! Fuhi...Usually not many people are interested in it, but you're the second person from here who wanted me to tell them about the p-power of METAL!
I see, I see...I-I have to go now! But I promise you that I'll teach you about it the next time we meet...
>>8119615
Your Prize.
>>8119636
Ah, well he's a ghost, he has this unmistakable blush.. But ghosts, isn't that something kind of scary for most people?
>>8119650
So scary.
>>8119625
Eh...?
>Ginji drops his cheerful deamnor in exchange for a worried one.
....Sister?
>>8119650
Is it really? I sense no chill in the air and I also haven't got chicken skin yet either.
>>8119654
I look forward to your return. Learning about this power called METAL interests me greatly.
>>8119625
Yup, so take my advice and don't mess with time travel and all that. It's a headache. Oh and watch out for crazy relatives, blood can only run so deep.
>>8119655
>I must get the origional of this pic!
This makes what? 4 wins?...
Imma host a game
Give me 24 please. Not bait, I'm the guy who usually asks for a code to be linked but I won't need that for this game
>>8119671
>Here.
>>8119678
Oroborus Dragon God Ophis
>>8119659
Can't say I have ever seen the guy and I would know if I ever had seen him.
Ghosts types aren't for most people really. It helps if you have always been around them from a young age and ghost types are generally just afraid of you as you are them.
Sometimes they just want to play but everyone usually just runs away screaming like a little girl.
>>8119678
Acerola, reporting for spooking!
>>8119678
King of Hyrule in deep thought
>>8119678
Reigen Arataka
>>8119678
Ginji Amano
>>8119663
>His stare is so intense the lights in his eyes show a little of their inner workings.
Yes, my little sister, Haku.
>>8119669
Well, I already has a relative that carries around an ice pick everywhere, he's.. Kind of attached, more so than me even.
>>8119678
Close-up Kaito
>>8119678
Secret box
>>8119678
Kosaku Kawajiri
What do I name my pizza?
>>8119678
Ash Crimson
>>8119702
Depends. What kind you get?
>>8119678
Rosetta
>>8119702
john
>>8119678
Vita-tan
>>8119705
This kind.
>>8119678
Specter deflector
>>8119719
How about Isauceles?
>>8119717
haha no games
>>8119698
Does he come by often?
>>8119678
Miku's ass
>>8119735
>>8119659
S-shut up!
>>8119665
Are you sure?!
>>8119678
angry loli
>>8119678
Burger-chan
What makes a good character
>>8119678
Youmu Konpaku
>>8119698
Oooooohhhhhhh..... The resembalance is kickin in now; no wonder my powers felt so fuzzy 'round you guys, you're ROBOTS afterall!
Quit giving me the 'Evil-Eye' dude she's not attracted to me.
>>8119741
As far as I can tell, yeah.
>>8119678
Sad girl
>>8119678
Bill Nye
>>8119678
Cow tits
>>8119678
proffesional making stacks attention whore
>>8119680
Thank you, based host
>>8119678
Plain Bread-chan
>>8119749
Good...
So what was the change in the game that Yukine was talking about? Did he reveal logs or something?
This is a roster. It features tributes.
True or false?
>>8119737
He doesn't come around at all, at least I haven't seen him, he looks like me but is purple and always covered in bandages.
>>8119739
You have the project diva games at least.
>>8119741
I'm being serious, so scary.
>>8119748
We have no resemblance though, and of course she isn't, she's not really attracted to anyone.
>He sighs then goes back to his usual self.
>>8119781
He made a game that changes events each slide.
Too bad the events weren't anything special.
>>8119781
Program that lets you make events specific to day 1, night 1, day 2 and all that.
Looks like it requires a lot of effort to use, though. I think he said he was going to refine it or something.
>>8119781
He hosted a pretty neato game. Only jealous fags will tell you otherwise
>>8119783
True.
>>8119786
>hides under a bed
>>8119781
every slide was a chapter in a story
with an event set of it's own
>>8119788
shut up faggot, it was good
I am limited in grammar you cuck
now give (You)s
>>8119779
Great.
>>8119783
Looks alright to me.
>>8119800
You act like I'm shitposting your games but I'm just giving my opinion on it. The events were meh, the commentary was meh.
I'm impressed by the effort put in, but not the result.
>8119800
>almost gives (You)kine a (you)
>almost
>>8119786
Hold on, you have a mummified version of you as well as one that's all black...by Gaia how many versions of you are running out there?
>>8119796
Hell yeah, that's the correct answer.
The tributes are summoned into a magic battlefield and are blessed with powers. Some tributes, such as staunch believer in science Bill Nye, might refuse to use their powers. In that case, they die. So you gotta use em.
That should be a good enough reason for avas to randomly use Steal and shit, so let's progress. Dragon eggs are yummy.
>>8119813
I got plenty stacked today anyway
>makes it rain
>>8119786
Resembalance in terms of life-force, so to speak.... never-mind that... yeah uuuuum what made you ask?
>He awkwardly winces for a moment.
>>8119817
Acerola and that Dragon God get stupider, an angry tree bashes an angry loli and a ball of light or whatever that is nopes the frigg out.
>8119828
>makes it rain
>only hands out one (you)
Thanks, Jewkine!
>>8119844
Wait a second I feel no different than I usually do.
>>8119800
Whenever I have the free time to start making codes again I'll definitely try to use this. It will made the games I've actually really wanted to try out possible now.
>>8119687
Well that's because just like people some are evil and lash out at others, a few bad ones is all it takes to ruin a reputation. But I don't have to worry about them myself.
>>8119798
What'cha doing down there exactly? Cleaning out dust bunnies?
>>8119816
More than I can count.. But it's fine, we're just a big happy dysfunctional family.
>>8119817
This is a pretty good omelet.. You want some?
>>8119830
Oh, no reason, I just keep informed is all and I want to make sure she doesn't sink any further than she is now.
>>8119844
Ah, unfortunately I can't use magic, sorry wand.
>>8119844
What horrors lie in the nightmares of Bill Nye? Also, to the tributes I misgendered, I apologise.
>>8119844
>>8119864
the event writing is easy
the prep work is boring but doable
if I didn't get bored so easy I would have had this done months ago
I'll make a video on it when I get the time
>>8119874
In such times the king is the one who should be most defended.
>>8119866
Yes?
>pretends to dust under the bed
>>8119874
"They" being Rosetta. Cast the spell and ran out of mana, then fell into a direwolf den. You know, like that spell in Konosuba. I'll fix that up so it's easier to follow.
Plain bread manages to avoid becoming toast while the Oroborus Dragon God Ophis gets friggen a n g e r y
>>8119874
Looks like you fell for my hypnosis.
Not it's time for the dream eater.
>>8119905
The dead are not able to rest in peace, and as a result, some of our tributes can't either.
>>8119897
>He sighs and kneels down to look under the bed.
You didn't take a duster, ya'know.
>>8119905
>We all died as well right?
>He just explodes without warning.
>>8119866
Sink down? Haku's depressed? I thought she was timid but depressed!? It's okay if you've been spying on me dude, I understand my man.
I'd do anything to 'GETBACK' the happiness she deserves and I mean it as a hardworking retriever.
>>8119866
Just stay away from any haunted mansions or old run down thrifty stores and you should do just fine.
>>8119905
Since when can people use explosion? Well there was that one time Uncle Nanu blew his top.
>>8119866
Having one of you running around here is enough for a lifetime. I couldn't imagine Squigly's reaction if she saw all of you together at once.
>>8119924
Did too!
>uses Myon like a dust rag
>>8119920
The protagonist reveals himself! Also, we've got some artists in the game. Don't draw anything too outrageous.
>>8119924
Yep, exploded into thousands of bite-sized pieces. Rest in pieces, man.
>>8119941
So he bursts into treats?
>>8119941
It must've been a decoy protagonist. In the meanwhile, a demon decides to toast Plain bread-chan with the fires of Hell.
>>8119953
It's mum flavoured, for some reason
>>8119953
Any treats left laying around?
It won't be long until Gengar gets hungry again.
>>8119968
Bill Nye the evil guy
>>8119968
>>8119985
BILL
>>8119929
She's.. In a place I understand all too well unfortunately, she'll pull through it on her own eventually. To be honest, I feel like she should have already considering her popularity.
>>8119932
I don't think there are any of those that I can reach with the tight leash I'm on, but I'll try to go to one, people saying not to is an invitation to go, right?
>>8119935
She'd have a heart attack, but man.. She really hates me.
>>8119938
Why are you under the bed anyway? I want the real answer please.
>>8119981
Yeah, right... Over... There.
What is that next to you?
>>8119988
BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL
>>8119968
Skipped some peace. A shrieking skull seals angry loli's doom and Miku's ass gets FUCKED by a snake's tail. Read more inside!
>>8119985
His face is even shrouded in shadows. I knew science was evil.
>>8119995
BILL BILL BILL
>>8119996
Oh, this is the old version of the code before I changed any of the fatal feast events. Eh, whatever, I'm sure it doesn't matter.
>>8119990
>fidgets
I may be... Kind of slightly... Afraid of ghosts...
>>8120007
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E3pfPaoHteY
>>8120007
Drat. I have been taken out of the game.
GET UP ON THE HYDRA'S BACK
>>8119990
Mmhmm, and I totally enjoy her tearing you apart verbally.
Can't please everyone Kaito. It only gets creepy and annoying.
>>8119990
Popularity doesn't buy you happiness; look at me for example... well I use to be popular but...
...that's not important what's important is that Haku's meddling with demons her way and I'm glad to hear she might be doing HER WAY!
>>8120017
Skipped a peaceful night.
>>8119993
This big guy? It's just a Pokemon known as a Gengar. They love eating poke' beans or people's dreams.
It's good to fill him up on treats so he won't be feeding on your sweet dreams instead.
>>8119990
Well not in this case actually. If you don't know what you're doing ghost type pokemon can be extremely dangerous.
>>8120034
Bill Nye gets the succ. Burger-chan finds out she's destined for greatness.
>>8120044
>>8120017
>postin kindergarten level annoying video
Pleb.
https://youtu.be/iDO2f_grCQs
>>8120020
>loli butt
>pasties
HNNNNNNNNNNG
>>8120044
Woah. So that's the strength of the Chosen One....
>>8120048
Yeah, that's definitely more annoying. However, it wasn't relevant so what could I do?
WHAT'S IN THE FUCKING BOX?
>>8120043
Interesting. But why does it eat dreams?
Thaaaaaaanks for playing everyone. Critcism is welcome, unless it's about the grammer and needing to cut out on using "they" and "their" so much.
>>8120061
Add a nipah event?( fatal, obviously)
>>8120068
>thanks for da game
>the box opens
>>8120068
I would like to see what is inside of this box.
>Congrats.
>>8120077
>Thanks for hosting.
>>8120077
*grammar
You see, look at that. I can fix the grammar/spelling mistakes eaaasily.
>>8120081
Is this an embarrasing photo of Spongebob at the Christmas party?
>>8120081
>out pops Hoshi's vintage dragon dildo, signed by Junko
>>8120077
Congratulations? Thanks.
>>8120082
>>8120086
>>8120091
>>8120092
>the box plops over revealing nothing
>>8120079
Sounds like a plan, anon.
>>8120012
Ghosts huh? Is there a specific reason you're afraid of them?
>>8120028
I suppose I already knew that, ah well, I can't just ignore her though. I'm just that kind of masochistic, haha.
>>8120032
And why would you say she's timid? You realize we're professional idols right? We sing in front of many people, but you don't hear her stuttering.. At least while singing.
>>8120043
Those kinds of warnings are for normal people, though I thank you for the concern, it just sounds fun is all.
>>8120077
Congratulations box of secrets!
Thank you very much for hosting!
>>8120099
No, I see that secret compartment, you can't hide that shit from me ya stupid box!
>>8120099
... Disappointing.
>>8120104
I don't want to get into that topic really...
>>8120068
>>8120077
Fuwahh. Outdone but a box.
Thanks for the battle and everything!
>>8120069
Because all Gengars love eating them. It's what they thrive on especially the dreams of children.
>>8120104
*Acerola simply shrugs*
Well as long as you don't have a soul or fall to physical illnesses you "should" be alright.
>>8120106
>the box fucking explodes
>>8120131
>the anon fucking dies
I can't believe anon is dead
>>8120104
Oh don't stop, I'd love to see just how much you can push her buttons. It's hilarious.
I'm off for now. Later.
>>8120012
>>8120123
Why don't I trust it...
>she keeps a close eye on it
>>8120110
host faggot
>>8120153
Faggot, host!
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like Roleplay.
You: Yo
Stranger: M 19
Stranger: Hi
You: F 18
Stranger: Nice to meet you sweetheart
You: Hey
You: Whats your name?
Stranger: I'm Alex from Canada. Can I suggest you role..
You: No
You: I'm the rp god here
You: You'll rp how I tell you
Stranger: Ya sure, as you say
You: Now, I'm Aussa the earth charmer, I'm also a mechanic, a scientist, a doctor, a god and a disappointment to my 5th foster family. and I'd like you to rp my step-brother and beat me up and steal my neetbux
Stranger: I'm wearing black shirt with blue jeans. Mon and dad are out of town. I come to see you in the kitchen. Sis, what are you doing here. I blush, looking at you..
You: Oh, Hey bro. Just god modding some rp, What about you?
Stranger: I was also chatting online on Omegle with strangers. I never thought it was you. I send my nudes pic to the stranger. Waiting for her reply. I smile...
You: (Nigga fuck all this shit. Just punch me)
Stranger: ( I want you to caught me on online. Want to know about this nude pictures. )
You: (Whos the rp legend here cunt? Not you, Me. Now you'll rp how I want or I'll just go back to being the best rper on the hungergames threads on boards.4chan.org/trash/)
Stranger: As, you wish sis. I hug you tightly my chest pressing your huge boobs. I love you alot sis...
You: Nigga miss me with that gay shit
Stranger: Fuck off
Stranger has disconnected.
>>8120153
... No.
>>8120161
wow
>>8120116
Ah, alright, but ghosts aren't too scary. Though I suppose that's just to an abnormal guy like me.
>>8120123
I hear ghosts throw things as well, a brick to my head or something is no big deal.
>>8120146
You would find that fun to watch, sadist.
But goodnight Ash, have just okay dreams.
>>8120169
>that moment you realize that Hoshi, was actually Aussa's tulpa all along!
>>8120149
Don't worry about him he gives everyone the same look all the time.
>>8120176
Then follow what little advice I am about to give you.
Don't go.
>>8120181
>tfw hoshi was aussa's split personality
I'VE CRACKED THE CODE LADS
>>8120104
...and I'm a big-time jolly ole' bum, I've got a heap of problems to worry about but that's all small-time to me; working an actual job wouldn't be so bad now that I've retraced that thought.
I dunno though it might be just me, maybe I'm too something to know how a person really feels; oh and I had no idea who you were till I met you, might of seen you in a kids meal or something then but now I know for sure.
>>8120189
Everything makes sense now! I feel like Cirno after she rediscovered how to breathe
>>8120198
wait what
>>8120208
WAIT WAIT
what if
now this might be crazy but you have to see where i'm coming from
what if the newfags are oldfags in disguise?
>>8120221
Like whom?
>>8120221
Nah.
>>8120221
That's actually normal, anon.
dgasdgsdgasdfaisuidfasidfasoidfasoid
>>8120182
Fine, but only because having someone worry isn't a good feeling.
>>8120194
A kid's meal? Nah, I'm not that popular, Miku's the one with her face on race cars and next to Ronald.. But you guys don't get a job because of your partner thinks it's below you right? I'd just say go with what feels right.
>>8120198
>I stand by that.
Who made the most codes during their run here?
>>8120227
>shoves you into the gender changing coffin
>>8120256
>he doesn't know wiggins was LF
>>8120277
>He doesn't know that LF was Lenny
>>8120256
Tell me how I'm an oldfag then.
>>8120268
GOD DAMMIT YOU-
>>8120282
oh fuck i don't have evidence
you are revy in disguise probably
>>8120277
>He doesn't know he's dead
>>8120282
Well you may not be an oldfag, so much as an old fag.
>Yeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaah!
>>8120298
...
>Snorts
>Spits in your fucking face
>>8120294
Revy?!
>>8120282
>jiiiiiii's over one thousand times
>>8120294
Nah. To be honest I don't even have a single picture of her on me
>>8120307
>it misses, despite being dead on
Please, I deal with more talented rodents than you on a daily basis.
>>8120262
He feels that way! Ban-chan wears his pride on his sleeve - time and time again I've told him to reconsider and find ourselves a small part time job, but he finds himself above that.
Overtime I grew along with it and I've enjoyed helping people ever sice then.
KIRA QUEEN
>>8120341
I want to recreate his car. I don't care how gay I look driving it.
So what was Yukine's big thing about the games changing?
>>8120373
Scroll up.
>>8120373
Eventa that only trigger on specific days
>>8120341
You know.. At least you're just going with it instead of making conflict I suppose, no point in risking your guy's relationship.
>>8120262
If you are interested in seeing some ghost type pokemon I could accompany you to and through an abandoned market.
The pokemon there love the toy isles.
>>8120353
The Subaru-360 isn't too shabby of a car bud.
Post your discords direct messages tab
>>8120425
But it's so fucking boring
Everyone's
>>8120391
It's a habit I have after miserable/slow day's work as a retriever.
>>8120396
That.. That sounds pretty fun actually, but we'll have to think of a day to do that.
Hmm, I wonder if Paula would enjoy that..
>>8120439
Being a push-over? Eh, at least we have something in common other than our attitudes.
>>8120442
>being such a nu-male the girl has to princess carry you
>>8120444
>
>>8120485
Thank you!
>>8120467
>Better?
>>8120485
How the fuck does someone even use glasses that small? This is like some proto-hipster shit.
>>8120501
Yes
>>8120493
>You're welcome m8.
>>8120507
>How about this?
>>8120520
Quit while you're ahead bro
>>8120530
>Nah I want this to go on, I'm bored.
>>8120540
True. It is ded hours
I miss ____
>>8120572
Mion n Shion
>>8120572
when oldfags weren't cancerous shitposters
>>8120563
>Yeah and this idle tomfoolery will make it comf, just a bit.
>>8120582
Ayyyy lmmfoao!
>>8120582
Have a (you)
>>8120587
I agree, kind chap!
>>8120622
>Does that crocodile have a bomb on it's back? Or is it an alligator..
>Of course.. Unfortunately I just passed out for a bit, so I guess we can't make it comf, I'm sorry.
Post your favorite hg caps!
>>8120442
Sounds like a plan to me but for now I think I'm going to get some well needed and partially deserved rest.
See ya around people
>>8120641
Not sure. Only thing I am sure of, is it is a pet, and has a fucking detonator for a nuke on its back!
>and that Ronald McDonald is in the background firing a shotgun, possibly a spas 12
What does Bill Clinton, and Dick Cheney have in common?
They both shot someone in the face
What's the difference between them? Only Dick's victem had to go to the hospital.
Fuck this. I'll go make myself own HG thread. With blackjack! And hookers!
Real Bread hours? Here's bit of crumbf:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kG4wV9q3qkQ
>>8120642
>>8120694
Hi TND
>>8120698
Pretty sure I read this plot before in a hentai doujin...
>>8120701
TND?
>>8120701
You lost me, sensei!
...
>>8120767
>puts crawdad in your boxers
Never forget
>>8120767
>>8120767
Emilia Daisuki
>>8120774
>it crawls out of his boxers, leaving the content from within unharmed
>>8120787
>he's still asleep
>>8120790
>he wakes up
Where!?
>>8120767
...
Looks like you died.
>>8120797
Couldn't find anything to snip!
>you're now reading this in Jack Nicholson's voice
>>8120819
Shut the fuck up Bell
Fucking pussy faggot
>>8120814
...
Y'all mind if I praise God?
>>8120827
At least I proposed to my lifelong dream girl.
>>8120819
>>8120829
Zzz...
>>8120832
>Half-conscious thumbs-up
>>8120832
Yes. No praising imaginary friends!
>>8120832
I will not allow it.
>>8120832
Helo it is your god Zammy
Chaos and stuff rolfcopter
>>8120832
Praise as you wish. I do not care.
>>8120846
>lays with
>kicks legs back and forth, waiting for Kaito.
Sooo.. how did yukine change the game?
>>8120856
CHAOS!
>Lord Commander Badass, with the fury of a thousand spartans hocked up on coke, bashes his head into the button to deploy his ships shields
>FUCKING CHAOS!
>a giant space ship, with shields shaped like a hand giving the bird, begins accelerating torwards earth.
>>8120883
He has events that only occur on certain days like day 2 exclusive events for example
I have to give it to him, it is a cool idea
>>8120883
Had different events for each day/night
>>8120876
SCP 173-chan a cute
>>8120859
Put some clothes on warrior.
>>8120883
By sticking his dick in the mashed potatoes, and calling it tater salad
>>8120901
You're cute
>>8120916
Y-You too...
>>8120876
>blinks
>>8120864
>Hanbei sleeps uninhibited.
>>8120919
Marry me?
>>8120956
Later.
Go to Omegle, set interest to Roleplaying, and start advertising HG
>>8120984
That sounds like trying to turn HG into ERPgames.
No. Just, flat out fucking no.
>>8120984
>Implying I don't already
I advertise hg everywhere as a meme