Objectophile Thread! Who was your first object love/crush?

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>>8116337
Those light casings that look an awful lot like boobs...
will always be my first object boner

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>>8116337
hot sword

>speedy, the general

>>8117002
i genuinely have no idea who speedy is
so can you red pill me real quick if possible? i'd like to know
>>8116337
btw what's the name of that battery i have a need in my loins

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Do robots count?

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>>8117780
Of course
it's literally what op has as the first picture

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>>8116337
>robopon
https://exhentai.org/g/615425/9dc649fcce/

>>8117987
I know you guys might make fun of me but how the fuck do i make an account to access exhentai?
i made an e-hentai account already and it doesn't work

>>8118000
>checked

You need to have the e-hentai login cookie when you visit exhentai. If you go to ex first your get that cookie which blocks you from the good stuff. Clear your browsing data, log into e-hentai, then open an exhentai link.

captcha: police notell
They know.

>>8119187
Nevermind i just figured out what was wrong
i was typing in the wrong password like a fucking retard thank you so much for the help though you rock dude

>>8120429
Who is this cutie and can you please post more?

>>8122641
She's Monita from Nintendo Land.
Right now I can't post more but I'll try later.

>>8120429
Kawaii

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does anyone have a objectophilia folder and wouldn't mind sharing.

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>>8124556
I don't have specifically a objectophilia folder rather just an overall porn folder but i can dump some of the stuff i have

>>8124556
I wanna fug that hook

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>>8125593
That's an adorable angry hook
i love it

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>>8117060
Some guy who requests in drawthreads I think. I don't know why everyone hates him.

>>8125573
In case you were curious, it's from Dungeon Fighter Online. More specifically, the anime adaption of it, Arad Senki. It's bad don't watch it.

>>8128902

Is arad senki the name of the hook or anime adaptation?
Also how bad is the anime on a scale of 1 to SAO

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>>8124556
No but I have a folder for robutts.

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>>8130488
Arad Senki is the anime adaption's name.
The staff is Werry. It exists in the actual game as well, as the highest level staff, but it looks significantly different there.

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>>8131513
Forgot to answer your question.
I've never watched SAO, but I'd rate the anime 2/10. Not worth watching even if you like the game.

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What makes objects so....attractive?

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>>8131094
We accept that too, as long as it doesn't turn into just humans with lines on them (i think we might accept that too idk)
>>8131572
Ok ty for the info i'll watch it with friends just to make fun of it
>>8131661
Something something subconscious something something psychological bullshit something something emotions something who really cares let's just cum on our phones and other appliances

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>>8131741
>We accept that too, as long as it doesn't turn into just humans with lines on them (i think we might accept that too idk)
Oh cool, some of my favorite robutts aren't very human so not even the /d/eviants seem interested in them.

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>>8131741
I like "humans with lines" robots but those can be posted with no problem in other boards so I think it would be better if the thread was dedicated to objects and robots who are too inhuman for the other boards.
>>8131943
Medabots are so fuckable.

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>>8132804
Made for sex

>>8133309
wish there were lewds with it.

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>>8133541
Same

>>8131943
Is that the first model L boss from megaman zx? i forgot what that pseudoroid's name was but holy shit was she fucking cute even though the other half was a giant mechanical angler fish ready to kill
>>8132804
I think it's a psuedoroid but it's been a while that i play zx so fuck if i knew
also i don't remember much about ghost in the shell for what it's worth except how adorable these things sounded i fucking love that they have really cute voices for being literal weapons of war

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>>8133765
Yup, her name was Lurerre. I would love to kidnap her smaller body and do all sort of naughty things to her.
Megaman Zero and ZX had some cute and fuckable bosses

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I wanna fuck this.

>>8134992
>lil claw hands
cute

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>>8134030
Post more, preferably porn, last time i tried to find any i got jack shit
it was most likely the website but still it was sad for me

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>>8135851
Here, she doesn't have too many lewds aside from a few on pixiv if you search using her name in japanese.

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>>8135851
Is there any subject you wanna talk about by the way? Image dumps can be a bit boring, I prefer when there are also conversations in the thread too.

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>>8135851
Last lewd pic of this robot I have, I also have porn of other Mega Man Zero/ZX porn in case you're interested.

>>8136129
*of other Mega Man Zero/ZX bosses

>>8136098
Yeah that's true
Fuck I don't know what to talk about really...
What about op's question? What was the first object to ever turn you on and/or you in love with?
Mine was the boob light fixtures when I was really young, I was rather horny for a kid, forgot how old exactly but I was like 5 or 7 if I remember and noting that those lights looked like titties I got horny and awkward whenever I looked at them...

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>>8136177
I'm more into robots than objects, but my first boner for a robot was thanks to a rather "violent" game called Wild 9 in which the enemies were robots and you could torture them while they begged you not to kill them, I guess the juxtaposition of seeing a dangerous machine crying like a sissy for it's life was kinda erotic. Another one of my first boners was thanks to Star Wars The Empire Strikes Back, when the imperial walker falls face-first into the ground my dick went mad.

>>8117060
I think that's a B-Cell, a starter from the japanese gbc Robopon game.

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Where do I find cute objects to draw?

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>>8137193
What about a cuter version of this taking it in the butt?

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ehhh enjoy a crappy bump image

>>8138260
Cute thingy.

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But then, the guy breaks her...

>>8138313
anything mark does is fantastic

>>8137469
eyepots are fuggable

>>8138400
Rip.

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can some tell me why do people like this because i really want to kown

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>>8139002
They have some weird fanart.

fug

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>>8140557
Im pretty sure kirby doesn't count as an object but can't do much about your post (i think...) so for future reference you should just draw a hung as fuck circle instead of posting kirby
btw the clippy thread is still up and it's getting real fucking good

bamp

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>>8140557
Piece of shit

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>>8136267
Dayum, that sounds esoterically brutal, i gotta try that game out
also it might be more of a weird mechanical torture fetish you have, which is kind of hot in hindsight
>>8136363
Oh thank you anon you rock dude

I'm gonna ask before posting. What do ya'll think of Cuterus and that stuff?
Fits?

>>8146445
Not an object

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>>8131943
>>8134030
Butterfly robot was cute too.

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>>8146434
>Dayum, that sounds esoterically brutal, i gotta try that game out
>also it might be more of a weird mechanical torture fetish you have, which is kind of hot in hindsight
It's more of a kink for machines in vulnerable positions and situations, a few times I like if robots look scarred but seeing the robot destroyed can be a turn off. Seeing a dangerous machine made for combat in a completely vulnerable position always turn me on though.

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>>8146564
Yeah sol titanion and Noble mandrago were pretty hot too
there was also hurricaune who's a cute lanky weaselbot, which sadly doesn't have anything at all, even though she even had a line suggesting possible rape towards the female (and male also maybe?) character so i was expecting alot but got none...
>>8146758
yeah i can see the appeal, robots tend to be viewed more as powerful and near perfect so them being vulnerable is kind of hot

>>8146865
I would fuck Hurricaune, wish there was porn of her, that evil cruel bitch personality was delicious.

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>>8146865
>>8146919

>>8147043
holy shit from where did you get that and how do i find more?

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>>8147077
Pixiv, there are only two pics though and 0 lewds sadly.

>>8147077
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?id=30577

>>8146865
>>8147043
>>8147243
She's got some nice hips.

>>8146865
Any MMZ or ZX boss you want me to post?

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>>8147276
Thanks for the link you rock
>>8148008
not really just post whatever you want personally

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I know that raggedy princess isn't an object, but i don't know where I'd post her.

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>>8148184
Ok, will post just this for now.
>>8148349
Looks cute.

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>>8148349
I would've said that if it was usually any other princess but i think this one fits perfectly, she's a literal sock and scare crow
on an unrelated note i decided to fuck around a little too much with my drawing program and did this to my rotomdex and chandelure drawing

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Hhhnnnggg can someone draw more of these two?

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I really wanna torture cute objects.

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>>8150773
don't worry man i gotchu on that
btw the water droplet is called tear drop right?

>>8151478
YOU ACTUALLY DID IT! You are a god among men, also yes.

>>8151706
thank you for both the compliment and info

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Saving this thread some more

i would draw more object porn
but i'm too busy with Breath of the Wild.

drop some ideas and if i get to it I might draw it
or another drawfag might do it

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>>8158889
may i recommend clippy and pinny porn or anything with rotomdex?
pic not related

>>8151409
Elaborate.

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>>8158889
Breath of the wild is the killer of trash threads
truly it's the truest of pottery

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This thread is genuinely dead
oh well i'll just keep on waiting until it gets back booming, along with you >>8165015 fellow anon

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>>8165389

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>>8165417

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>>8165433

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>>8165456

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>>8165503

>>8165481
>>8165521
>If cars and planes were made by brazzers minus the fake tits and johnny sins
all shitty jokes aside these are great anon, know the source by any chance?

>>8165575
http://www.pixiv.net/member.php?id=277219
http://www.titanatelier.com/hentai/original/

>>8166819
Thanks anon you're great

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>>8150773

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Slow in the morning
Fast in the evening
Slow again in the night
the fuck am i doing up still
...i hope you enjoy my poem future visitors to this threads

>>8170180
night nerd

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>>8158889
Draw L.O.G. getting bukkake

i love chandelure

>>8173399
how much do you love chandelure?

>>8171714
LOG a cute

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>>8171714
not anon but i made this so i hope you still enjoy

bump up

>>8176342
thats fantastic anon