ERP Thread Late Night Encounter Edition Last thread: >>8096027

>>8100784
Who is this semen demon?

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It's morning, you fool.

>>8100803
good morning

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>>8100801
OC donut, artist is w-ruwaki. That's the only pic she has.

>>8100803
Fuck Off Yuropenis.

>>8100803
AM could still be night. That's whybthe middle (which is AM) is called midnight.

>>8100802
Fuck off, Chat.

>>8100828
That's funny because our ESL avas can write better than him and he's not ESL.

>>8100835
Yeah, he's just an uneducated fucker from Alabama.

>>8100820
I'd avapost but I'm fininishing off my last bit of alcohol and I'm looking for dumb moeshit to watch

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Hello
Where are the lolis?

>>8100768 (Tokikaze)
>Upon hearing the next charge being laid upon him, the once playful admiral quickly removes his hand from the ship's legs. His face lights up with a bright red tone, blood having been flushed quickly to his cheeks, causing him to turn his head away from her in utter embarrassment.
Y-You have huh?
>The admiral can only wonder which of the porn magazines Tokikaze has found, and the severity of the punishments for each one. Gulping down, he readies himself to be punished for his heinous deeds, then slowly turns to the ship next to him with his face still red.
S-So...W-What's the punishment for having porn mags on the workplace?

>>8100854
Never.

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>>8100820

I'm sleepy but a goodnight from Morrigan would be nice.

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Where all da furries at

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>>8100820
Honk.

>>8100768 (Tokikaze)
>His hands fumble around as they look for the top of her pantyhose, they begin sliding both them and her panties off as his tong pokes at hers, flicking her tongue while he spreads her ass.

>>8100663(Gert)
>He stops bouncing her every slightly on his cock, wrapping a big hand around her small mouth shushing her. With her mouth covered he takes the chance to force her to take another inch.

>>8100854
Not here.

>>8100863
Fuck Off Boco.

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>>8100859
>>8100870
Never give up hope!

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>>8100820

>>8100865
Discord.

>>8100879
Not Boco

>>8100863
>That passive aggressive tone coming from boco, as if demanding something from the angel of a person that puts up with him

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>>8100863
Good night anon and sweet dreams. See you in the morning.

>>8100887
You are the New Boco.

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>>8100723
Oh Karl, you're silly and clumsy in just the right way. That's what I like most about you.

But sure, we could do that sometime!

>>8100738
Well it kind of is, in a way, heh.
>She felt him wriggling about slightly in there, the squishy walls of her tail keeping him safe and snugly.
Go ahead, let it all out for me~
>She says teasingly, her skillful and prehensile inners pumping away at his constricted shaft. Soon the bottom part molded around his balls, playing with them in his sack to stimulate them.

>>8100900
Nice tits

>>8100900
>Nibbles on her titty

>>8100900
Will you really be available? :3

>>8100900
wow, that is pleasant. I could goto bed like that every night

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>>8100908
No no no you can't tease me with that fuck pillow you call a tail. I mean it's so big I could just use it like a diakimura. A.... humpable one..

>>8100925
Creepy ...

>>8100950
White knight harder faggot

>>8100868
Allow me to direct you to >>8100761

>>8100908
(heh i had to go get some juice, just so i could further immerse myself into the experience!)

Unnghhuuah.. N-not my baaallss.. AaaAAaAaaaAAH!!
>He cried out as the finishing touches of your ooze molding around his sack set him off like a powder keg. Firing round after round of his hot jizz into the void of your slime. Shooting around nine or ten forceful and viscous shots of his seed before settling back down. Still feeling the buzz of his climax stirring throughout his body. Like he was drifting away into a daydream. But lucidly enjoying the passionate delights of fucking a hot juicy fuckhole of his very own.
Sh-shiit.. c-cteno... that felt amazing

>>8100972
CREEPY ...

>>8100976
Thanks for letting me know.

>>8100950
so are you saying Morrigan saying goodnight to you isn't pleasant?

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>>8100857
Yes I have, admiral.
>The playful girl pats the admiral's legs while she gazes up at him with a cheeky smile, the same she was using just a moment ago before he turns around. Seeing that her admiral is very embarrassed, she thinks that she can do whatever she wants.
The punishment is simple. You have to do touch yourself right here in public! You need to think about those magazines too! Muahaha.
>Obviously Tokitsukaze also saw her admiral touching himself reading and looking at those porn magazines. Though every one of them have busty ladies and mature women.

>>8100868
>Her body squirms, freaking out because he's going too far now. However she doesn't stop the anon from removing both her pantyhose and her pantie. The cold air hits her tiny butt when he spreads her cheeks. This is too much for her, breaking the kiss, she breaths heavily before uttering some words.
A-anon. What are you doing? T-t-this is very lewd.

>>8101002
You are going to be worse than Boco.

>>8101019
I'm the first person to mention Morrigan in this thread, and the anon you're replying to is a different person.

>>8101019
>You are going to be worse than Boco.
>Boco

What's a Boco?

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>>8100948
But it's far too late, Karl!

Next time you'll be able to hump that big body-pillow tail all you want, alright?

>>8100978
(Was it fruit punch?)
>Cteno felt the man quake inside of her, squirming and shivering with pleasure as he climaxed between her gooey walls.
A-Aah~ Anon, you came so much!
>The permeating jelly membrane effortlessly siphoned all of his seed away, consuming it like some sort of salty treat.
Whew... Well, I'm glad you enjoyed it, anon!
>She says as she herself relaxes, laying down onto her bed with the man still snugly contained in her tail. She casually reaches for her nightstand and grabs her glasses, before doing likewise with a book next to it.
Do you wanna stay like this a little longer? Maybe spend the night here?

>>8101052
Chocobo

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>>8101052
"I don't know what a Boco is, but I have to imagine it's a foul, disease ridden thing, that wears not enough makeup and hangs onto succubi like some weird kind of parasite."

>>8101080
>not enough makeup
Heh

>>8101062
(Strawberry Banana)
Ngghhh...
>He was still writhing and emitting soft moans into your condensed walls as his climax subsided. Occasionally pumping his hips as he could feel his need sparking up again.
Yes. Yes that would be so wonderful! I want to sleep inside you.

(As much as I'd like to go again at least one more time. It is very late, and I need to get some sleep. I feel like you're getting tired too. I'll see you again sometime. I hope you have a good night sponty!

I SUMMON YOU! PINKIE PIE!

>>8101010
>Hearing such a harsh punishment be mandated to him, the admiral gulps down again, as the act of being caught touching himself will not bode him well in an actual court. He takes a second look around to make sure that there was absolutely no one near them, the returns to meet the ship's eyes.
A-Alright, just don't stare too much...
>He leans back against the bench, then moves his hand down to his fly and zips it down. His right hand delves inside his pants, and quickly pulls out his flaccid member. The admiral shivers a bit as the cool wind brushes against his prick, and he knew the quickest way to warm himself up was to jerk it. His fingers wrap around his shaft while his thumb rests on his sensitive tip, and when he had a good grasp on his member, he slowly starts to stroke it. His eyes shut as he then thought about the porn magazines she saw, and one of them depicted several girls getting fucked outside and in public areas. The more he thought about it, the more he pictured Tokitsukaze doing the same thing, causing his hand to rub faster and faster along the length of his prick. He quickly grew to full mast, and pre was beginning to drip out of his crown and down to his heavy sack.
T-Tokitsukaze, is this enough?

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>>8101096
(Ooh, that's good too!)

>She patted her own tail where the lump that was the anon could be felt.
Alrighty then. Good night, anon~

(That it is! But it was fun at least. I'll see you later then. Take care!)

>>8101010
(Nice get btw)
I'm just trying to... to uhh help you relax.
>Before she could put anymore thought into it, one of the hands reaches up holding onto her face as he leans down kissing her again. Breaking the kiss he lets go of her ass, placing on of her hand son his hard bulge. Mind taking it out and helping me relax too?

>>8101116
She is gone Anon. Rule #1.

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Does anyone remember this ava? Is he still around?

>>8101184
I believe that was Suki.

>>8101184
No.

>>8101188
I'm guess he's no longer here.

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>>8101116
>>8101181
Rule Schmule!

>>8101202
(Yes! Do you have a discord?)

>>8101139
(that pic of cteno sleeping is so cute. you take care too!)

>>8101202
Janet Schmanet.

>>8101244
Damnit Janet

>>8101257
DOTTOR SCOTT

>>8101062
You going to sleep soon?
How about you lay down in my lap until then?
>Poofs back into human-being form.

>>8101202
>rubs his cock against her ass

>>8101202
Fuck this horse gets me hard, wish it wasn't so late.

me me big boy

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>>8101214
The only Discord we ponies know about is an ugly mean old dragon.

>>8101244
(Canit Janet)

>>8101272
Anon why are you rubbing a rooster against my butt? that's not proper pony etiquette! You have to rub it on my face!
>Pinkie Pie grabs the anons cock rubbing it all over her face, she then tosses the mans rooster out an open window.

>>8101292
(You're not the only one it seems.)

>>8101330
(So, you don't have a discord? Ok, I got the hint... thanks.)

>>8101330
Can I eat your cupcake, Pinkie?

>>8101343
HOLY FUCK
WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BE SUCH A PASSIVE
AGGRESSIVE
BITCH?
MY FUCKING GOD

>>8101388
Nice meme.

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Can I circlejerk with you fellows?

>>8101396
>Ok, I got the hint... thanks.
Come back when you're older, you little nigger.

>>8101403
Fuck Off!

>>8101403
Aren't you too busy scrambling to keep your own people together?

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>>8101343
(Nope, you'll have to catch me when you can.)

>>8101355
How did you know I was a baker? Unless you're a customer then doi, of course you'd know!
Unless cupcakes doesn't really mean cupcake?

>>8101403
I'll never get over shitty RWBY looks

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>>8101409
But.. Why?
>>8101410
Why tf would I give a shit about keeping a group together?

>>8101404
>thinking that this ... means something

It's a sigh. Know your shit before you shitpost, bye pinkie.

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>>8101425
Dude you wanna see shitty you should see Vino in the latest season where they "updated" all the models.

>>8101427
I dunno, why would a shitposting aussie be trying to keep HG together? Shouldn't you be more worried about those abbos raping your women, or something?

>>8101415
Silly Pinkie, everyhuman know you are a backer, especially the one that watches the show.
>The Anon wave at the people watching them right now.
Hello bronies. Love and Tolerate.
>Laughs can be heard in the background.
And yes I’m using ‘cupcake’ here has a euphemism for your puffy, tasty, pinkie pussy. But I will gladly eat your other cupcake too. Or both.

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>>8101436
That's only in the Northern Territory and upper Queensland.
In Victoria I deal with bogans and sjws from Melbourne. The only abos I get are ones that are 1/128th aboriginal and jump up and down about muh special treatment.

>>8101434
Legit who the fuck is Vino? I've struggled through this series and I don't remember anyone named Vino at all

>>8101461
It's izaya from HG. Also known as negan, and vino here.

>>8101461
Mercury Blake

>>8101469
Going by what he said, there seems to be a character named Vino. That's what I'm asking.

Also, that isn't the Negan who used to mainly host here. He was one of several though

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>>8101469
>also known as negan
Fuck, you guys caught on.

>>8101477
Oh fuck, when was my boy Mercury in the new season?

>>8101480
>>8101481
>one of several
You mean one of two.

>>8101493
No no, it was a meme for a little while. A bunch of negans came to be for a couple of weeks or so. I know who the hosting one was, but I can't offer any proof

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>>8101497
Well if you can't offer proof than you don't know. You just have a speculation.

>>8101497
>A bunch of negans came to be for a couple of weeks or so.
I'm not talking about that week of retardation. That entire thing was nearly drowned out by our own self-made shitposting that week. The one that started shit with Jakuri was either Izaya, or Rinoa. I know everyone likes to pretend they're super stealthy when they shitpost, but people do have a certain way of wording things.

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>>8101415
Well, this'll get interestin' real quick...

>>8101528
You are the best Human AJ.

>>8101510
I did have concrete proof, and I still might. I accidentally closed out of it without archiving. Might be able to restore it though.

>>8101519
I'm not sure what that drama you're referring to is. All I know is the Negan who did most of the hosting here

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>>8101519
>me
>super stealthy shitposter
Mate when I shitpost I just do it. I don't try to solid snake my shitposting because that's more effort than you all deserve.

>>8101343
>all that begging only to act like this
Beautiful, I love it

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(Sorry about the delays and this very long delay. I'm feeling a bit down and those thoughts are blocking my mind. I can barely type anything.)

>>8101119
>She turns around to look around If the park is empty. Moving her head to look at her admiral, she gazes down at his crotch and how he unzips it. His member was very flaccid at first, but she pays attention very closely. The way he wraps his fingers around his shaft and how he tightly grasped his shaft, made her squirm on her spot. He started to stroke it very slowly and quickly his dick grew until it was throbbing on his hands. Tokitsukaze leans forward staring at his glans dripping out a drop of precum, she's pretty curious about it.
Noohoo, this is not enough. The culprit needs to finish its session.
>She doesn't notice If the admiral has their eyes open or not but she's very close to his dick know. The tiny ship cannot resist the temptation to reach out and poke the tip of his cock with her index finger to see his reaction.

>>8101150
>With the next kiss her thoughts are filled with sweet things and nothing more than love and care but suddenly he breaks the kiss and places her tiny hand on his hard bulge. Tokitsukaze nods to his words and pulls his zipper down. Her hand reached inside his pants, looking for his hard dick. When her smooth digits finally touch his shaft, she wraps her fingers around his girth and pulls it out.

>>8101548
Scratch that, I do have my proof. Let me go through it to see if it's how I remember

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>>8101563
>Im feeling abit dowm
Shooting yourself tends to ease depression. And you can easily clear those thoughts aswell.
Its win win.
And you cleanse the world of a degenerate typefucker.
Its win win win.

>>8101548
It doesn't really matter who was doing it, none of the people I cared about left over it, so that's about the extent of my investment in the whole thing.

>>8101602
Without a doubt. I'm mostly going through just to sate my own curiosity at this point

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>>8101547

Well, that's mighty kind of y'all to say Anon

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>>8101446
Show what show? Am I the star of my very own tv show? What do I do? I hope it's fun!
>Pinkie Pie dashes off, bringing back with her a whole stacked plate of cupcakes. She sets the plate down and begins juggling them. Pinkie Pie lays down on her back spreading her legs and she tosses the anon cupcakes in a seemingly lewd manner.
(I actually have very few images of her.)

>>8101528
If you wanna know interesting.
>Pinkie Pie Sequels with excitement.

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>>8101614
Instead maybe sate your desire to do something productive with your life and work on leaving here.

>>8101647
It's super early in the morning on a friday, what else am I going to do? I can't even get breakfast yet

>>8101660
Jump in front of a train. Solve your shitty life right now.

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>>8101665
Bruh, I get you want to engage in some low effort/ high reward shitposting, but come the fuck on. Surely you can do better than "lol kys kid"

>>8101563
(I'm the second anon there, I've been there, if you want to stop it's fine. If you wanna do some cuddly stuff that's fine too. I really don't mind. Just take care of yourself)

>>8101677
Give me a reason to give you any other reply than kys and I might play ball. But atm, you're just a whiny shitter with no life typefucking on the early morning like a degenerate.

What was that code word LD used to use to call vino over to the threads again?

I'd like to think that if m00t stuck around, we'd have australia completely blocked by now.

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>>8101641
[Oh lordy....]

Alright Pinkie, what's up?

>>8101700
Holy fuck I want to sniff that ass

>>8101693
First 24

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>>8101641

>>8101693
hoosaboga or some shit

>>8101641
Everything you do is fun Pinkie, except when you are sad, then is not fun and make me sad. But then you are happy again and then everything is fun again.
>The Anon grabbed one of the cupcake tossed at him, slowly licking the icing and savoring it. Pinkie really know how to make sweets, this is for sure.
Ummmmh … delicious.
>He said moving near Pinkie’s spread legs, lowering his mouth to her pussy.
Now I wonder how this cupcake compares …
(Goodness, Pinkanema make me so hard. I should not like Pinkie Dark side so much)

>>8101563
(It's fine! Do you want to pick this up another time?)

>The admiral groans out as he's being told to masturbate until he cums. The time it'll take for him to do so would put him in greater risk of being caught, and he worried that someone may walk into his punishment. As his hand resumes stroking itself, his pointer finger would rub the tip of his prick and smear the pre that was leaking out all over the sensitive head. The slippery fluid soon coated his entire hand, and in turn his whole length was covered in it. As he lost himself to the fantasies of Tokitsukaze being fucked right here on this very bench, he could feel something warmer than the chilly air surrounding them brush against the underside of his cock. Thinking it must have been nothing, he continues to quickly jerk himself, until he felt a finger, not one off his own, prod at his tip. His eyes bolt open, and locking down at his manhood, he saw the pupper ship staring directly at his throbbing shaft.
T-Tokitsukaze! W-What are you doing?!

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>>8101660
Go for a run, organise your room, really you could do almost anything and it'd contribute more positivly in your life than sitting here having virtual sex with a virtual girl whos most likely a dude getting off to you all day.

>>8101732
You know, you have a point. Thank you 3rd best RWBY

>>8101744
Who is best? Weiss? It better not be Ruby you fucking degenerate.

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>>8101700

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>>8101744
Of course I have a point. I've been trying to tell you guys you should quit and do something better with your life but because a gokd percent of you are thin skinned and get your panties in a bunch whenever someone points out your stupid degenerate hobby is stupid and degenerate and proceed to sperg out and call me a big shitposting asshole when really I'm trying to help you.
Atleast a few of you have taken my advice now and then and bettered yourself.

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>>8101415
>We have a pinkie now

>>8101754
Roman, hand down. He was the best part of that show

>>8101754
I dont like Weiss at all.

>>8101772
:okay_hand:

>>8101763
I agree that it's degenerate as fuck, but that doesn't bother me. Thin skin seems to be a problem around these parts for sure, but I chalk that up to some people being emotionally immature enough to form real attachments to the cute anime girls they typefuck around here. As with mostly everything in life, you're good if you don't take it or yourself too seriously

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>>8101762
Heya, cute farmer. Wanna tend to THESE crops?

Reminder that Pet Anon has claimed Iowa over in Discord and Kuroka is enabling it by posting a screen of her.

>>8101834
Reminder that Discord shit belongs in discord, you fucking subhuman.

>>8101834
I really think only you, kuroka and the other two involved care about this entire thing, anon.

>>8101834
Who care?

>>8101842
>>8101844
>>8101845
It's alright to be mad about losing your waifu, Clarent. That won't change anything.

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>>8101678
(If you have time and you don't feel annoyed by me, we can continue If you want. I love ERP and even now I want to do it.)

>>8101725
>Tokitsukaze was well aware that they might get caught If they last longer and this is why she wanted to speed things up. With her finger now poking on top of his dick, she smears the precum as well until a nice layer of sticky liquid is covergin his whole glans. She slowly turns around her head to look at her admiral directly on his eyes. All she does is smile and make a peace sign with her free hand. Without hesitation she tilts her head down and kisses the messy tip while she keeps masturbating for the little girl.
We need to finish this quickly or someone might see you abusing a little girl!
>What? How did she changed from an embarrassed girl to a totally different behaviour? The answer is clear as water. She has been planning this from the beginning and she wanted to try the same actions that happen on the magazine.

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>>8101796
Watch out dude. If you don't take typefucking seriously than all the super cool avas will cry about it after they're done throwing a shitfit over the latest Shitposter.
Really tho if you don't care about typefucking than you should go do something else. Fuck dude you don't even have to leave 4chan just go to one of the boards based around skills like 3d animation or origami and spend your time learning something new.
>>8101834
Reminder that if you subscribe to typefucking to the point you have to fill others in on current events you're beyond saving and migbt aswell just end it now so your parents don't have to worry about taking care of their fat autistic son anymore and can get on with their lives.

>>8101834
Who?

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Bye everypony!
>Pinkie Pie jumps into a hot air balloon and rides it back to canterlot

>>8101700
>>8101718
(Sorry, have to take off for the day SadFace.jpeg)
(Hope you enjoyed the tease though.)

>>8101708
(Thanks!)

>>8101767
Not for long!

>>8101870
I only do it to coax myself into being able to do real writing desu. It's my greatest talent, but I'm way to insecure to do anything with it.

>>8101883
(Bye Pinkie)

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>>8101867
>be me
>30 somthing virgin living in my parents basement, never had a job, never even felt the touch of a woman
>mentally unwell
>or atleast that starved for attention that I have to post and cry about it online to my only friends. The internet
>instead of searching for help, continue the facade of being a cute anime girl to both them and myself so I feel slightly better

Seek light, autist.

>>8101867
this bote doggo is 2 cute

>>8101910
>be Vino
>30 somthing virgin living in my parents basement, never had a job, never even felt the touch of a woman
>mentally unwell
>or atleast that starved for attention that I have to post and cry about it online to my only friends. The internet
>instead of searching for help, continue the facade of being a cute anime guy to both them and myself so I feel slightly better

Seek light, autist.

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>>8101886
Ever think of writing a book than? Or even a short novella?
Im sure in the time you've spent on here you could have competed at least a novella or two and who knows, maybe it'd become popular or atleast enjoyed to the point you have a little following of fans waiting for the next one.
Or hell you could write decent fan fiction or something. A friend of mine reads abit of rwby fan fiction and is always talking about this dude Coeur who doea some decent writing and has a good follower base.

Its better than writing for some fat dude whos that unstable he pretends to be a anime girl to get off to.

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>>8101910
At least you admit what a sad sack you are, Vino.

>>8101971
Sleep fucko
>Kissu

>>8101955
I really haven't been here for very long, but I see your point. I dunno. People always tell me that I'm really good, but I absolutely loathe everything I do. I guess having a fanfiction profile is really only slightly less anonymous than this.

Legit, thank you Izaya. Now all I need to do is find a series popular enough to write about so I can get some exposure

>>8101867
>The admiral squirms around as he's teased by the ship in front of him. Having someone else's finger rub across his tip sent small jolts of pleasure shooting up his spine, making him bite down onto his lips. When her plush lips kissed his tip, he let out a loud gasp that filled their surroundings, after which he quickly brought his other hand to his mouth to stifle in other noises that may come out, else he'd draw the attention of people nearby. With her lips still glued to his messy crown, he continues to pump his hand up and down his cock even faster. It wasn't long before he could feel his orgasm creep closely by, the feeling growing larger and larger by the second, and it wouldn't be long before he would shoot out load. His hands didn't stop, determined to finish him off, but as he stared down at the ship who's face was dangerously close to his cock, he sense of panic flashed through him. If he came, he'd spray it all over her, and it might bring forth yet another punishment!
T-Tokitsukaze...move out of the way...or else...

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>>8101955

>All this effort to get rid of one shitty typefuck place out of the tons that exist.

I gotta commend ye vino, ye least kno how to make the bait big an entertainin'

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Make way for early morning shitposting!

Also, where's my lolis?

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>>8101949
Nah dude, let me give you the real one

>be Vino
>be 19
>unachievable my way though highschool because fuck effort
>study to be a EMT
>Start working for a company doing private events (raves, rodeos, movie sets, etc.)
>not mentally ill but enjoy making idiots upset

>>8101971
I-I mean yeah, I'm some sad motherfucker who does nothing but shitpost all day.

>>8101986
No problem man, I'd recommend nothing too popular like naruto, supernatural and all that but maybe something with atleast around 10k stories plus already.

>>8102005
I just don't see the point in treating a mental problem with typefucking.
Go see a doctor or something.

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>He has to make up lies on the internet about himself

>>8102026
I bet you got those sick lawschool bants and accept your crutch wholeheartedly.

>>8101867
(For her? Yeah I got a couple hours, take your time.)
>The anon groans as he feels her tiny cold hands grabbing his warm cock pulling it out into the cold. His lips press back against hers his tongue presses against her lips as one hand holds onto her legs, the other one reaching down cupping her crotch.

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>>8102037
>his life is that sad and full of nothing he believes any slignt achievement in life is naturally a lie.
>>8102038
>lawschool
Wut? EMT is an emergency medical technician. I'm a step off becoming a paramedic and when I do that I'll be one of those guys that ride around in ambulances treating idiots.

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>>8102026
Not e'eryone takes these shores so seriously boy. Though I be agreeing with ye, people shoulden't. Tis meant to be a casual thing.

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>>8102094
But that's the problem. Alot of you tards take this seriously, or atleast seriously enough that you spend a good percent of your day here typefucking instead of going out and talking to an actual woman or if you're an ugly bastard just saving time and jerking it to a porno and then doing something else with the remaining time.
Sure its social interaction here but I'm sure if you spent less time here and more time outside you'd find someone to interact with and spend your time with.

>>8102142
Why would anyone listen to a 19 year old though

>>8102142
I have a feeling you're just shitposting, but the sad part is that you're 100% true. Fucking hell, seriously though. Even some of the HG erpers don't have any semblence of self awareness

>>8102152
Why would anyone listen to a 20 year old?
Why did a gaggle of faggots listen to a 20 year old by the name of lore?
Why are people who were raised on 4chan not locked away in some concentration camp?

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>>8102152
Because my job consists of raking care of people so I'm naturally looking at what's best for them.
And anyone here is either in their early teens so they should see me as their peer or in their late twenties early thirtys and even then if that's what they're doing that far into life that its safe to assume I know more about social interaction than them.
>>8102159
>I have a feeling you're just shitposting
I stated before I'm not. I just point out what you guys do all day is sad and degenerate and then when the big cheese of avatars gets upsetti at me for pointing out they could spend their lives better they jump up and down and call me a shitposter.

>>8102142
>He thinks he's helping.
Lead by example, cut your internet off, read a book and go work out.

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>>8102142
I be doing that, but to many here this be thier little porno. Would ye not say that yer time be wasted on the ill minded here as well laddie? Ye could be out there, slaughtered on rum and dancin with a real lass instead of just parleyin with little ol me.
I be here cause tis early in the mornin and I dont need anymore sleep so I have sod all else to do.

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>>8102001
Dawww admiral. This is part of your punishment for being a huge pervert! But don't worry, you won't make a mess on me...
>Surely those magazines did something with her head, she's less ashamed to do lewd things with her admiral now. Seeing that the admiral now is moving his hand a lot faster than before thanks to her touches, she decides to go even further. Just like in the magazines she saw hiding in the dock, she kisses his cockhead once again and then she pushes her head forward, spreading her glossy and delicate lips around his red glans until she squeezes down both of them on the shape of his crown. Tokitsukaze sucks in, slurping on his member. Her tongue prods against the tip, lapping on the center and tasting the salty flavour. She tries to endure the salty taste on her mouth, closing her eyes to concentrate. The poor ship wanted to help her admiral just like those magazines did and she didn't know If she was doing a good boy. Her ''blowjob'' was really amateur but she continues, sucking in and coating the top with her saliva.

>>8102055
L-like this?
>Her shaking head strokes his shaft back and forth with a weak grip on it. When anon pressed her lips against her lips once again, she closses her eyes, enjoying the wet kiss. His hand cupping her crotch can already feel how her sex is very moist. She speeds up the motion of her hand, stroking his whole shaft all the way to the tip.

>>8101940
I'm not a doggo! B-but you are cute too.

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>>8102182
>steals your fucking popcorn.

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>>8102185
I've been reading for years and actually started working out about a month ago. But thanks for the concern of my well being anon.
>>8102189
>Slaughtered on rum
I do that already when I go out, kraken black spiced is best. And if I did just that with my spare time I'd be concerned I'm actually becoming an alcoholic.

And if you have nothing to do in your mind than find something else to do. Something better than this.

>>8102201
Nice meme dude.

>>8102201
>responding to Izaya
Nigga...

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>>8102216
>I don't like what he has to say so I'm not going to respond to him and criticise anyone who does.

Hows your safe spaces treating you?

>>8102201
Fuck Off Chat!

>>8102194
Just like that
>His large thick cock throbs in her small hand. Seeing how comfortable she was even with his hand on her crotch, he slides in one, then a second cold finger. His tongue slides deeper into her mouth moaning into it as his tongue wraps around hers.

>>8102026
I'm going to do something better with my life, I'm going to find you and kill you. Thank you motherfucker.

>>8102272
He lives in Australia

>>8102272
the fauna will most likely kill him faster than you ever will

>>8102194
>With Tokitsukaze's lips gliding down his length and swallowing a portion of his cock into her maw, the admiral's teeth clenched together as the sudden sensation brought him closer to his limit. The hand still at his mouth muffled out the noises he made from her tongue teasing his crown that would have otherwise escape his lips, yet are still audible between the two. His hand continues to run up and down his length even as she sucked, moving at its fastest pace and threatening to rub his cock raw. Right when he passes the peak of his orgasm, his head reels back as his load erupts into the small ship's mouth. Thick ropes of salty seed pour into her maw, coating the insides of her cheeks and her tongue white with his semen. His prick continues to twitch as smaller spurts fill her mouth, and when he's finally done cumming, he releases his grip on his dick and lowers his hand from his mouth, letting them drop down to the bench as his crown stays in between her lips. He pants with his head tilted back as he recovers from his orgasm, then returns to look down at the pupper ship and give her a weak smile and a thankful pat.

>>8102215
Did you also stop watching porn? :^)

>>8102293
>salty seed


How the fuck do you know semen is salty?

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>>8102272
Go ahead, if it gives you a goal than go for it.
I'll even give you more of a hint than "In Australia"
I currently live in a town in Victoria created by a gold rush.
>>8102294
Of course not.

>>8102304
Not him, but
>what is google search

>>8102321
You know watching porn is as damaging as typefucking?

http://learnenglish.britishcouncil.org/en/

I'm leaving this here.
You know, in case you want to improve your English.

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>>8102293
>Tokitsukaze can feel how his girth pulsates on her cock pillows, ready to burst as she closes her eyes and keeps sucking on it. Her tongue twirls around his glans, reaching by accident a very sensitive spot on his dick. In that second, her admiral moves his hand at a faster pace and almost instantly reaches the orgasm, shooting long ropes of sperm all over her tongue, stuffing her mouth and filling her cheeks with every string. Even after his orgasm ended, she keeps on suckiing on it like a lollipop, licking and loving the manhood of her admiral. When he pats her head she turns her head around to look at her admiral. With this action, his cockhead prods against one of her cheeks, making a visible bulge for him. She smiles and tries to talk, obviously this wasn't a good idea.
Fffreffee offchargeffss!
>A few drops of cum leak out of the edges of her mouth, running down her cheeks, just adding to the beauty of her looks.

(That was pretty good anon. I'm sorry for my poor performance, and thank you for playing with me.)

>>8102260
>She lets out a moan at the invading finger, muffled inside of his mouth because of the deep, wet kiss. Her tiny hand moves at a faster pace now, rocking up and down on his girth as her grip gets tighter. The wet kiss is just what she needed to forget the things that are bothering her. Very slowly she moves her tongue, wrestling against his.

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>>8102388
>watch ten minutes of porn to bust a nut
>spend half an hour typefucking some fat cunt where you have to pretend hes a cute girl and wait for him to reply just to bust a nut

Sure dude.

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>giving it replies

>>8102468
Drink bleach, Baron.

>>8102468
Hello Fronk

>>8102438
(Thanks for playing with me as well, although I didn't see anything wrong on your part. It was fun either way. I wanted to do some more public stuff with the pupper ship, but I need to go within an hour or so. Thanks for the fun Tokitsukaze!)

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>>8102488
>>8102488
(Bye bye anon! The next time I promise that I'll respond faster because when that happens, I'll feel a lot better. We can do more public stuff later.)

>>8102509
(Would you mind if we continue from >>8102438 ? It's fun getting punished for being a pervert.)

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>>8102468
>I don't like what he's saying so no one should talk to him

>>8102438
>Dragging out a long bead of her juice he coats the tip of his cock with it, letting it slip in her hand. His tongue begins pulling back into his mouth. His fingers press back into her tight cunt curling hard to drag out more juice, with the wet fingers he begins prodding her other hole.

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>>8102468
I know early morning is dead hours but people shouldn't be that desperate for activity

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>>8102536
I like what you are saying.
But by making this scums life better you are ruining my fun.

>>8102565
Falseflag, Chat can't type this well

>>8100784
Whenever I watch something and two characters start having sex I get pretty sad. When I see an attractive character I can't help thinking "they probably do it sometimes." It's hard to look at others without thinking they probably did it. My sister recently gave birth and all I can think is that some dude put his penis into her vagina. I look at the pictures in this thread and think "yeah, these cute anime girls probably get fucked on the weekend or something"

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>>8102474
Who

>>8102484
Good morning.

>>8102561
Exactly, giving it responses makes it think it's a person

>>8102591
>My sister recently gave birth and all I can think is that some dude put his penis into her vagina
Can you picture how much she screamed his name?
Do you think she got mating press'd

>>8102598
How are you doing?

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>>8102591
>>8102600
>trying to NTR anon with his sister

This line of conversation goes nowhere good.

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>>8102534
(I don't mind at all. We can continue from there the next time we play. I enjoyed a lot both the public stuff and the punishments.)

>>8102560
>The gooey drop of her juice helps as a lube. Her tiny hand now is focusing on the tip of his glans, massaging and grinding on circles while she continues to move up and down to jerk him off. When anon pulls his tongue back into his mouth, she breaks the kiss for a brief moment, moaning more freely now. The tiny cunt of her destroyer is quivering, pulsating rhythmically against his fingers as he tries to drag out more of juices. Tokitsukaze opens her eyes wide and jumps a little bit at the sensation of the other finger prodding against her tighter hole.
A-anon! D-don't slide a finger down there... Y-you shouldn't do something like that.

>>8102620
(Great! I'll ask you to resume the next time I see you. Later pupper ship.)

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>>8102616
Just woke up, here to fuck some sloots
How are you

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>>8102536
From an objectivist point of view, lesser beings exists to serve better beings. Most of the scums here are nothing but my clowns, their pathetic lives happen only to amuse me. I’m the king of this place and you are nothing but a trespasser peasant, albeit a smart one. So please leave so that these filthy pigs could keep to root in their shitty lives and provide me with my well-deserved amusement.
Go find your bunch of mongrels to play with somewhere else.

>>8102676
Could be worse. Good luck in finding some good sloots to fuck.

>>8102620
It's okay, if you relax it won't hurt.
>To keep her quit his free hand turns her face back up at him, his tongue slides out to flick her lips.
Shh.... You're being such a good girl.
>His lip press back into hers, as he presses a finger into that tighter hole.

>>8102708
Jack is the best Human.

>>8102678
Brother may I have some oats

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>>8102708
A big ass in small shorts is always pleasant.

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>>8102719
No.

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>>8102694
>Tokitsukaze shakes her head from side to side in a ''no'' motion before the anon slides his tongue out to tease her lips and finally press her back into a kiss once again. Upon receiving the affection, she feels a finger pressing against her tight hole until it finally slips inside. Her pucker tenses up, tightening the gap even more as she lets out a loud moan inside of his mouth and her eyes open wide. The body of the pupper ship is trembling, arching her back and trying to take his finger out of her hole until she finally relaxes.

>>8102776
BRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

>>8102719

>>8102751
>The finger in her tighter hole stays there, letting her relax with it in there for a few moments. With her locked in a passionate kiss the anon reaches out grabbing her hand and intertwining their fingers as the finger in her ass starts to move, slowly at first as he works it in another inch.

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This is my fetish

>>8102801
Disgusting

>>8102801
Your ass is a disgrace and you stink of me....

>>8102783
What the fuck kind of onomatopoeia is this supposed to be?

>>8102824
Farting

>>8102824
Flatulence.

>>8102827
>>8102828
How
Literally how

Jesus fucking christ you people

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>>8102795
>Closing her eyes she feels how his finger advances another inch inside of her tight butthole. Her hole is pretty tight but he can fit one finger inside. Anon notices how her body relaxes around his finger, loosening a bit during the kiss. Meanwhile, her hand doesn't stop stroking his cock but this time her movements are slower than before.

>>8102838
Okay, this boat girl is too fucking cute.

>>8102833
It's a meme. If somebody posts a booty, you shitpost the booty by posting *BRRRRAAAAAAPPP* or something similar to attempt and ruin said booty for any who might be enjoying it.
Some folks get off to it as well. The farting, not the shitposting.
Maybe the shitposting too.

>>8102833
If my answers frighten you Anon then you should cease asking scary questions.

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>>8102813
>you stink of me
Yep, I do.

>>8102804
Why? It's just normal, vanilla sex.

>>8102880
He is too ugly for this to be Vanilla.

>>8102838
>He matches his rhythm to hers, the finger in her ass is going in and out as slow or fast as she caresses his cock. After a short while he pulls the finger free, sliding a different finger into her wet cunt, shoving it in as far as he can. The finger curls in her cunt, pulling more lubricant out, shortly after he starts shoving two fingers into her while focusing on the kiss they still shared to help her ease into it.

>>8102962
>fat set of tits in the picture
>he focuses on the guy
Dude...

>>8102999
I'm Bisexual. I can't get off if the guy is ugly.

>>8102838
Are you the same person who was playing Hamakaze yesterday?

>>8102801
>ywn be a prostitute approached by a fat virgin looking for succ&fucc

>>8103024
Fuck off abo

>>8103040
>you will never capture a loli and use her to storm the gates of wrath...

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Succubus senses tingling!

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>>8102993
>Her body squirms, spreading her legs a little bit more for him. With a soft moan, the anon pulls his finger out of her tight hole, leaving her tiny butt needy for more, pulsating. But this feeling ends quickly when he slides a finger into her wet cunt, very deep inside her tiny pussy. The juices began to overflow, coating his finger completely on her substance. At the same time, her inner walls clenched very hard against his finger, and they clench even harder when the second finger joins inside of her sex. Tokitsukaze is a lot closer to her orgasm now, unable to endure the barrage of pleasure that runs through her whole body like electricity. With a burst of both lust and pleasure, she tightens her grip on his cock until It's very firm and she pumps very fast on it.

>>8102846
(Y-you too.)

>>8103028
(No, I'm not.)

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>>8103061

>>8103071
Fuck Off Boco!

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>>8103040
I know this feel.

>>8102962
>>8103024
That's a shame

>>8103086
Do you not have enough lolis to sate your hunger yet?

>>8103089
Fat men have small dick.
It's impossible for them to satisfy a woman.

>>8103088

Sigh...yes sir...

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>>8103101
No.

>>8103089
It's probably for the best, who'd want to service some out-of-shape, awkward guy's smelly phimosis dick.

>>8103104
YOU'RE SO FUCKING PATHETIC.
do a good deed and KILL YOURSELF!

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>>8103103
Even better for me. I love small dicks and usually they love to feel humiliated. And so it happens that I love bullying them for having such small dicks but If they don't want that, that's alright. They can fuck me regardless If they enjoy humiliation or not.

>>8103119
Me.

>>8103129
Lies. No one like small dicks. In reality you want to be fucked by one foot black cock like all the other whores.

>>8103071
Well, you confirmed something for me, so you were useful for once

Hey, remember those times I told you about doing stuff for a succubutt that they can't easily ask others for?

>>8103129
>You want to pleasure ugly dudes.
Hi me.

>>8103072
(Can't hold it in after reading that.)
>He lets out a deep moan, trying hard not to cum with her firm grip on both his cock and the fingers in her tight ass. Keeping up with the pace his fingers start pumping in and out of her tight ass faster. Those same wet fingers grab the hand she has on his cock , letting go of her hand he lifts her up while guiding her hand back. He pushes his cock up into the girls ass, Letting go of her hand, he starts rubbing her clit as he pumps into her tight hole. He grinds his cock up into her, his cock pulsing and throbbing inside her. He quickly lets her go grabbing the back of her head pulling her into a forceful kiss as he starts pumping his warm thick seed into her.
(Hope you enjoyed it as much as I know I did. Thanks <3)

>>8103129
>loves ugly dudes
>small dicks
>humiliation
God DAMN you have shit taste.

>>8103126

Love you too, man.

>tfw you want to roleplay with a friend but they're into guro and abuse and you're too squeamish for it

>>8103185
>tfw your friend is too much of a fucking pussy to do guro or abuse

>>8103194
>tfw want to play guro/abuse but don't know how to ask for it

>>8103194
>tfw your friend is into guro and abuse and you are too but you don't think you're good enough for them

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>>8103142
Nah. If I have a small cock on the right and a big dick on the left, I'll easily choose the right side. Why? Because there's something special about tiny dicks I can easily suck on it, completely and my tongue can reach every sensitive spot. I don't know why but it really turns me on.

>>8103147
Hi me.

>>8103174
I wouldn't call it shit taste but it isn't vanilla. I think.

>>8103194
I'm sorry Kenny ;-;

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>>8103169
(Thank you for the session anon. Sorry for taking a while and for not wrapping it up right now but I'm really tired. Now I'll go to sleep and I'm sure tomorrow will be a great day. I enjoyed it a lot, thank you so much. I hope you enjoyed Tokitsukaze.)

>>8103129
Bullying them for it? How so? Do you tease them while jerking them off, mocking him for how a handy is making him squirm? Til he spews his nasty spunk on your hand in seconds because he's that much of a virgin?

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>>8103217
That's not me, >>8103213 this is.

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>>8103230
My mistake

>>8103215
Suck them?
Most of them have so much phymosis you can't even pull it out, how can you suck such malformed, disgusting thing? Most of them can't even feel pleasure fucking an onahole let alone a pussy.

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>>8103230
>transparent images are properly transparent now
>they don't all have the same filename
Oh baby that hits the spot.

>>8103235
Ily

>>8103226
(Nah I can't complain if you take your time so don't sweat it. Take care~ I hope you have a nice day tomorrow. Also I've been meaning to dick Tokitsu for a while now.)

>>8103245
>finally updated
>all files named

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>>8103240
Sucking smalls dick is justice! I can't explain it but it really turns me on to see their foreskin covering their glans.

>>8103229
Every word that you said is exactly how I love to do it. I even laugh at them because they are quick shooters and at the same time they cum almost nothing because they masturbate too much thinking about pretty ladies.

>>8103240
>tfw you have a minor case of phimosis
Should I just kill myself now, I really don't want to get snipped

>>8103290
Of course you should Anon. You will never feel the pleasure of sex. No real woman would fuck you and even if you end paying a pro, sex will feel like nothing since all that flesh will numb your glans sensitivities. Your only source of pleasure will be your hand and nothing else.

>>8103272
Have you ever ran into those virgins that get off on pain? They legit get off when you make them slap their cock. It's pretty entertaining to watch.

>>8103272
Heh, good to know. So what after? What next for this poor, poor guy, who wasted a chance to get serviced by a beautiful woman by cumming so pitifully in her hand

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>>8103256
>I've been meaning too dick Tokitssu for a while now
(Then the destroyer will try to report back more often! See you later anon.)

>>8103290
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phimosis#Nonsurgical

>>8103304
A cuck with a built in cock cage.

>>8103355
Oh, awesome!
I mean the skin does come down, it's just really tight and painful. Maybe some steroid cream and stretching will fix me up, though. Much thanks

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Playing NieR Autofellatio has made me realise I want to fuck 2B

>>8103355
>A cuck with a built in cock cage.
Yep more or less that.

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>>8103367
You and literally everyone else. Toobie is ultimate waifu material.

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>>8103366
Focus on stretching it out if you can.

You're very welcome~

>>8103372
Something like that would be pretty fun in a session to be honest.

>>8103404
Is not fun in RL.

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Gutten morgen.

>>8103432
Bonjour!

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>>8103391
Honestly she reminds me a little of Zero and I loved that character too but I'm not sure if that's going to end up being a spoiler.

Especially considering how quickly the game mentions Accord and tfw no spoiler tags on trash.

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>>8103417
I'm sure it's not. Good luck on stretching it out. Hope it goes well.

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>>8103432
God morgon Hotaru.

>>8103444
Not that anon. Mine can't be strechted. Nor fixed chirugically without making it anew.

>>8103432
Ohayo

>>8103432

Morning Hotaru.

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>>8103439
Salutations!

>>8103446
Hello silly demon cat.

>>8103457
I've never been to that state.

>>8103460
Heya.

>>8103481
Comment ça va?

>>8103481
Well, then we're at a match at that, because neither have I.

>>8103481
Hej på dig med. Min Engelska är inte så bra på morgonen. Förlåt.

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>>8103491
Très bien!

>>8103503
Florida and New York are fun though.
I like the food in Orlando. Also lots of Cubans.

>>8103506
U-Uhhh....
Trobjorn is that you?

...!

I want to kill myself, but I'm so fucking cowardly that my fear of death prevents me from doing it. I've been mocked and bullied my entire life, and every time I tried to do something about it, it completely backfired. Nobody even likes me, let alone loves, and I'm a complete fucking mess. I try to make others happy, but I don't know am I even successful. If you want to laugh, feel free to do so. Also just to stop people from wasting their time on me by writing "hi [insert name here]", I'm not any of the controversial avas. Nobody gives a fuck about me.

>>8103537
Ask Peridot about suicide.

>>8103529
Haha, väldigt roligt. Bara dyker i att säga hej. Vi ses senare.

>>8103529
Ottimo!

>>8103546
I'm too much of a coward to do it, that's out of the question.

>>8103529
New York is where I'm at, so yeah. But to hell with Florida, send me to dry places. Deserts or tundras.

>>8103557
Then get used to it.
Eating shit and liking it is basically Humanity stich.

>>8103568
I tried. I can't fucking take it anymore.

>>8103578
You have no choiche.

>>8103589
I have it, but I'm locking myself out of it like a complete pussy.

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>>8103550
B-Bye?

>>8103554
Is that Italian?

>>8103564
New Mexico?
Old Mexico?

>>8103537
Don't do it.
Life sucks and you're probably at the bottom of the barrel right now but things can only improve from now on.
Just smile and go forth, fampai.

>>8103605
According to the Manga. Is French.

>>8103605
Been to both. And bits of Canada. Anyways, did you remember to eat a proper breakfast candy queen?

>>8103601
Then sit down there and wait.

>>8103535

Metal Gear?!?!

>>8103605
No, they can't. They can only get fucking worse. I tried "smiling and going forth", but I can't fucking do it any longer.

>>8103627
Same thing as suicide.

>>8103550
Nu tycker jag att du är lite väl elak mot henne. Vad har hon någonsin gjort mot dig? Du kan inte bara komma in och säga hej och sen dra.

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Everyday we work so hard. Everything will never change.

>>8103634
There is no magic, there is no pinky unicon, no noodly appendage to touch you.
Either science can fix you or not.
Science can fix you? Then get yourself fixed.
You can't be fixed? Then wait until the universe fix the error that was your making.
There is no other solution out there.

>>8103655
>kissu the Parsee

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>>8103616
Oh.

>>8103621
Sandwiches and a bowl of cereal. Enjoying some coffee at the moment.

>>8103634
Not with that attitude, familia.
Try taking a nap at the very least, it might clear your mind.

I guess it's a bit too early to post my card and typefuck, so I might lurk and play games.

>>8103649
J-Jag har ett jobb. Bara såg honom och ville säga hej.

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>>8103679
See the flag?
French as a baguette.