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What is your favorite Pokeball?
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>>8099253
Not a master ball am I right???
i want jirachi to rape me
>>8099287
i want jiji to rape bones
>>8099219
Okay, what are we watching?
.... Sorry about the wall, by the way... The Regice in your fridge kinda went wacko...
>Champion cuddle session: happen
>>8099253
My team's mostly got Luxury Balls. They're rarely in them anyway, but it's the thought that counts.
>>8099156
Interesting. The Master Ball is regarded as the penultimate Pokeball in many circles, so I'm curious as to what makes this experimental Ball so revolutionary.
>>8099300
i wantjiji and bones to have kids
>>8099219
Think less in terms of capture power and more in what it can do after capture. That's all I can say about it currently.
>>8099253
The Cherish Ball, hand made for very special occasions, each with it's build number and the name of the artisan that masterfully crafted it.
>>8099310
i want jij and bones to let me wach their first time
>>8099305
It's fine I can buy a new wall.
How about uh... What do you like? Kids movies?
>>8099313
... Wow.
How rare are these going to be?
>>8099251
Yikes. Was the kid antagonizing the big fella? I could see a Tyrantrum snapping after being jabbed with a sharp prop a few times and chomping in frustration.
On another subject, Stunt-dude, you ever work with Nate?
>>8099287
(y)
>>8099300
(anon pls.)
>>8099310
(god no.)
>>8099335
(verboten.)
>>8099257
Hm... Who's the ruler here then?
I mean my jellyfish friend can teleport can't we just teleport in and kill the leader?
>Open up 4chan thing on dex.
>Make post.
ho kill alma
>>8099358
Oops, apparently my reading comprehension's shit tonight. Ah well, I blame my recent travel.
Settling in in Unova, and glad I got to come back.
>>8099253
my favorite easily available ball is the premier ball, luxury balls of course and I know a guy for dive balls but net balls catch bugs too and look cooler, dusk balls are also this cool. Heavy balls and love balls and park balls are nice too
>>8099306
It's not just the Industry that will be shaken, our lifestyles will also be impacted by this project, in a decidedly positive manner.
Good choice in the Luxury Balls, it's a close second favorite of mine despite the... commonality.
>>8099355
An important part of the project deals with the mass manufacture of this new ball, expect them to replace standard Poke Balls.
>>8099355
Nope, mostly horror movies! Nebby and I watch the Halloween slasher marathons a lot.
>>8099358
yeah, the poor tyrantrum, was probably angry and scared, but at least nothing too serious happend, the newbie's arm is hurt but not thing that can't be fixed
>>8099427
well he did make tyra angry, he's a bit sensitive
but, i did work with nate once, i was using a helmet and i think that he didn't notice me, but hey that's the life of a stuntman, it's always in the shadow while someone else takes the glory
but i don't mind, being famous seems to be too much of a hassle anyway
-stuntanon
>>8099447
Well damn you've only got me more curious.
...Come on tell me more!
And who got those master balls?
>>8099460
Those are good.
>Put on some crappy zombie movie.
Is this a date?
Heeeey, bros. What's up?
Like, if my big bro's bosses are reading this, like, could we meet up with 'chu guys somewhere. The bros and I are, like, gonna move along, maybe get some clean sea air, 'chu know?
>>8099393
Uhhhh something like poo tin or whatever? His parents really hated him I guess.
Probably? I don't understand how jelly tellys work so I dunno.
>Munch apple from nearly bottomless apple sack
Hey depressionanon from Two Island back again, What's a good place to live that isn't fuckall expensive?
>>8099447
A question: what are the chances one could walk into a Pokemart in Kalos and "ask" for the buyer of a pokeball with a specific serial?
No, I'm not law enforcement.
>>8099489
Until the lack of leverage bits you in the ass, figuratively.
>>8099519
'sup, I imagine being stuck in that stale bunker would be boring and not very healthy.
>>8099495
...I think? Yeah, that's how the dating thing goes, right...?
>>8099577
(There's no jelly by the way, in case you missed Beta Dave slashing Sun's back open to break the jelly curse)
>>8099561
Totally, bro, and the neighbors suuuuuck.
Some of these jerks are even, like, digging in our yard, and get mad when anyone tells 'em to stop!
>>8099554
I hear there's a place in Fuschia City that just emptied out.
'Chu don't mind places with, like, weird stories attached to them, right?
>>8099617
Considering my house has my dad's suicide attached to it and still is fucking expensive I'm listening. What's the story, fampai?
>>8099495
Given the top secret level of the project, I'm afraid I can't say more about it.
As for the Master Balls. the second was delivered to professor Sycamore, a fellow appreciator of the arts. The first was personally delivered by the CEO of KIC to a highly esteemed industrialist that doesn't want to be named.
>>8099577
Probably.
>Go in for a kiss.
>>8099635
Really?
Should remind Calem to claim that.
>Message the Honhon.
>>8099657
Huh?
>>8099635
...The Master Ball is meant for Sycamore alone, non? I do not think it is my place to grovel for one, is it?
...I would like one though.
>>8099630
I dunno if the cops out there have finished investigating the place.
Did 'chu see the news out from there with the big fire and the medicine that, like, got Swellow Hooded?
The dude that the cops think pulled that, like, used to live there.
>>8099561
i guess that happened now as an example, but hey having privacy is a good thing,being famous sounds pretty crappy honestly
being a stuntman it's kinda fun work, and i even know how to defend myself because of all those stuns are a good workout
-stuntanon
>>8099676
I'll think about it. I doubt the combination of cheap booze and a fall from the cliffs around here would kill me anyway.
>>8099534
Pootin? Hm, must be a shit lord then!
Maybe we should get rid of their toilets?
>>8099657
>Sun tilts his head and accepts the kiss
>>8099675
Hey Calem, this other Kalosian didn't answer the question, but can you explain what's up with the "honhon" thing?
>>8099561
Practically nil. Although by Kalosian law all Poke Ball sales have to be registered indefinitely, you can not request them without a court order.
And since you are asking me, I doubt you would be the kind of brute to smash a Pokemart clerk.
>>8099657
>>8099675
It is not my problem what he does with his gifts. But I trust Sycamore's judgement, if he esteems you worthy of a Master Ball.
>>8099675
I doubt that professor will even bother using it, mon Cher. If you want the master ball make it yours - grovelling is just another tool to get what you want.
>>8099675
Get it get it get it get it.
>>8099736
Hahaha. Dweeb.
Who even makes out during horror movies?
>Make out with him.
>>8099742
Awesome.
>>8099736
...It is like saying Alola. But in Kalos.
Honhonhon.
>>8099742
>>8099770
Kanto was boring anyway. I'll go down there and get it.
(Should I be rolling for him to convince Sycamore or should he just get it?)
>>8099764
I'm going!
>>8099742
>Gee S.B I really hope he esteems me
>>8099770
Everyone at the drive in theaters...?
>That's definitely tongue
>Time to French him back
>Not that Sun knows what the hell he's doing but still
>>8099790
So.... Honhonhon is your hello?
>>8099703
He probably is a shitlord, yeah.
Maybe? Maybe we should screw up the sewage system and make everything explode into brown.
>>8099790
Yes.
Just as planned.
>>8099822
True...
>Dubs.
>Sun is a makeout master.
>Roll to see if all that practice for N will come in handy.
>>8099742
He personally is not, you're entirely correct.
You seem to be implying that a copy of the records is kept on site and can be accessed by management though.
Thank you.
>>8099830
Genius! Let's go!
>Run in random d-
Wait.
Where's their sewage system?
>Look at menacing tower in the distance.
You think it's that thing?
>>8099838
>The practice paid off - the kiss virgin is already breathing pretty heavily
>He snakes his arms around Black's shoulders
>>8099866
>Peep that big shitty tower
..It totally has to be that thing.
It HAS to be.
>Roll to get master ball.
>Odds is amount of begging and grovelling necessary.
>>8099941
>Roll for maximum grovelling.
>>8099853
I do not make myself responsible of what you or your accomplice do with this knowledge.
If there are no more questions, this AMA is over.
>>8099960
Do you like fish sticks?
>>8099919
>Pull off.
Heh. Too rough?
>>8099938
>Pull out map.
>Draw notes and shit.
Eh? Seems easy enough.
-SK
>>8099975
Do you take me for a child or a barbarian?
Guillaume out.
This season i'm glad i was able to finish without any broken bones or something like that, staying home doing nothing, not even moving right, sounds awful to me
-stuntanon
>>8100018
>very tiny majora mask
cute
this is what i mean jijs characters are always cute
>>8099985
> He's pretty flustered right now - red in the face, breathing hard...
No.. Y... You're ... Fine.
>>8100072
Cool.
>Push him back and kiss him again.
>>8100018
>Scarecrow man is apparently a doctor
>Squint
does that say poop temple.
I'm totally calling it the poop temple now, even if it doesn't say that.
But uh, yeah, seems good.
>>8100027
Bro, I'm totally with 'chu there. I got my legs messed up once, and, like, it was the worst time in my life.
'Chu at least like 'chur job, right?
>>8100146
Alright! To the poop temple.
>Stow map.
>Start walking to poop temple.
...Is a temple of poop going to be dangerous?
>>8100115
>Thats definitely a gasp from Sun - it causes him to pause for a second before returning to kissing Black
>>8100228
ALMIAAAAAAAAAAA
>Throw old newspapers at psyrat and run.
>>8100261
>Black digs his fingers into his arms a bit.
>Fuck this is gay.
>He kisses Sun harder,
>>8100282
Bro, I'm in Hoenn. What the hell.
It is... so, so time to get my bros and run now.
>>8100325
I have helicopter fithy Alolan.
>Throw Vileplume dust and run.
>>8100254
>Follow crows worst nightmare
Uhh, maaaybe? It's gonna be smelly, I know that.
Possibly highly flammable/explosive, depending on how awful it is.
>>8100351
Oh fucking boy. Well if I'm gonna die in poop at least I'm taking you with me.
>Check bag.
>Roll for something helpful.
>>8100324
> There's a barely audible moan mixed in with his near-panting
>He pulls him closer, rubbing a leg against one of Black's outer thighs
>>8100335
Fuuuuuck.
>Ray: Hold breath, go to shower
Least I still have my filthy fumehead tolerance to this stuff even after going clean.
>>8100499
>Apparently there was a lot more of that shit than Ray thought.
>He's now all fucked up, and probably passed out in the shower stall before turning it on.
>>8100444
Man I'm not dying in a poop temple. Fuuuck that.
>Watch him fish around in his bag
>Fish apple out of sack
>Munch-ify
>>8100499
>>8100537
The Hoenn Holocaustinator strikes again.
>The hardboiled detective slam dunks the Raichu into bed before leaving.
>>8100537
>Drags out the tripping psych-mouse out of the shower.
Come on buddy, snap out of it.
>>8100551
>Pull some C4 out.
What about this thing? I thought it looked fancy so I swiped it.
>>8100579
Fuuuuck...
I didn't mean to, brooo...
Carlos... Claire, nooo! AaaaAAa...
>Psychmouse is having a Bad Fucking Trip right now.
>Rolling to snap out of it.
>>8100606
...duuuude where the hell did you find c4.
Tell me you got the clacker too.
>>8100633
Oh shit, oh shit.
Uhh.
>Get that mouse some applejuice.
Come on, stop yelling Ray your fine.
None of those swirling vortexes and bleeding walls are real.
Its all just a trip, your fine.
>>8100636
The what...?
>Roll for trigger thingy.
>>8100667
Ray: cling to that doggo for dear life
OH GOD BLAST EM BRO
theyrecomingforme, iletemdieandtheyrecomingformeohgodsavemebro...
>Ray: Be weeping mess, try to drink applejuice
>>8100668
holy shit.
Well, looks like this wont take very long after all.
Just try not to like, blow us to smitheroons or something.
>>8100727
>Pick up dropped juice.
Come on Ray, small sips.
>Roll for no sudden moves to scare the tripping mouse and pull him in soft hug.
Its safe, you can calm down.
>>8100741
See?
I'm always prepared!
>Keep walking.
And we were gonna go inside. Hee hee hee!
>>8100756
>Ray: calm down a little
I know they're, like, not real, but it's still freaking me out... thanks, bro...
>Return hug
>>8100770
>Wait till the laidback electric mouse has calmed down.
You'l be fine.
When your calm we'l go get this show on the road.
And if we gotta bail before that, we'l get you out of here.
>>8100760
I see that.
>Apple #3: get munched on.
Yeah, we gotta find like uh, a big strut thing that holds the place up or something and blow it.
Then it turns into a chocolate volcano.
>>8100800
I, like... I just need, like, some time.
I'll be good to run, like, in an hour-ish, and, like, good to fight by morning, maybe?
Fuck, dude, I was seein' dead people.
Morning?
>>8102772
Good afternoon.
How goes the starter pokemon movement?
>>8102772
Hia there, and good morning
>>8102772
Yes!
>>8099253
Probably the luxury ball, its shit but lookd so damn cool
Breaking News: Last night in sinnoh large amounts of the pokemon tyrogue disappeared!
So many seemed to of disappeared it has been considered to use them as a starter!
But authorities still don't know what happened! It's a mystery, we will update this story as we gain more details
>>8103362
>>8102772
Uhhhh.
Chespin.
Any clue what this is?
>>8103362
Can the Pokemon Tyrogue actually be used as a starter? I was under the impression that the league had strict rules on starter eligibility, hence why the starter pool is so small.
>>8103362
wierd, well i did work with a tyrouge, cheerful little fellas. i hope they are fine
-stuntanon
>>8103523
Think of it as a cash grab or something, they'll "expand the roster" for starters after a species pokemon is mostly gone for some reason... well that's how I see it anyway it makes the most sense to me at least
Also I took you're advice on having some time off from my pokemon, I miss them but it's for the best
>>8103254
>>8102772
Good morning
>>8103624
Yeah i actually got a little bit of sleep.
I feel great!
>>8103644
Well that's good.
>>8103617
It's unfortunate that it had to come to that. Did you explain to them why you were leaving beforehand?
>>8103966
Uhh yes and not really.
>>8103696
yeah!
>>8103966
I am always ready! I am not sure if anyone else is though...
>>8103991
I hope me and dave didn't scare you too much last night with that eating thing.
As far as the battle goes I'm fine with it but Vapey and Mort are asleep, Cocoa can't really battle anymore and we're missing Glace
>>8104027
It is still really odd that you call it that!
I wonder where glace went....
>>8104041
He's probably still in Kanto with Charles and Steelix.
>>8104046
But they helped us hit the truck! I hope the police did not get them...
>>8104056
I do not know how to spell or even pronounce the name of this city!
>>8104121
Glace is resourceful, I'm sure he's fine.
>>8104056
We're in Castelia
>>8104056
>hears the name
We are in castily!
>>8104226
Want to go get something to eat? In the food way and not the other way....
>>8104244
Why not both?
>>8104253
Well more is ALWAYS better i guess....
>>8104334
Hehe so where did you want to eat at?
>>8104367
we still have a lot of money from cocoa.... so i guess anywhere? or something here.
I am not picky for food!
>>8104388
You want some McGhetsis then? I know how you love their fries.
>>8104397
>excited dancing around
oh yeah for sure lets gooo!
>>8103982
Yeah I did, I said if they don't start behaving themselves with their... "needs" I'm not going to return until they do...
I'm such a fucking sap, miss them so much right now...
>>8104435
I thought you said they were in heat, sounds like they want to mate with you for other reasons.
>>8104424
Okay!
>head off to the Restaurant District to a McGhetsis
>>8104489
welcome to Mcghetsis may I take your order
>>8104530
Do you guys have any specials going on?
>>8104489
What other reasons could they want "it" for?
-SanctuaryFag
>>8104435
You could always write them or message them in some other way. Complete loss of contact isn't necessary, just a loss of physical proximity.
>>8104564
Their platonic love most pokemon have for their trainers could have turned physical? I've got a friend that did that with her trainer so it's not outlandish.
>>8104541
If you Get a large meal currently You Get this Free Squeaky Toy with it
>>8104568
I know but I don't have many friends outside of my pokemon and family... that's not an option for me
>>8104586
It can? Well... I raised them all equally and cared for them all... didn't think something like this would happen
>>8104621
(Fuck, I forgot a comma between "pokemon and "and", it's supposed to read
"Outside of my pokemon, and family... that's not an option")
(Fml)
>>8104596
Hum I guess I'll get a Large meal then whatever my friend wants.
>>8104687
(and whatever)
>>8104687
Here is you Large Meal
>hands over a paper bag with the contents and Squeaky toy
>>8104596
>>8104541
.....
>Internal wanting
>>8104861
Yes I got the squeaky toy for you Zorro
>Toss Zorro the toy
>>8104917
YEAH!
>loud and annoying squeaking
>>8104945
>she wonders if giving him the toy was a mistake or not with all that loud squeaking
Do you want the fries from my meal or are you going to order some of your own.
>>8105028
I will get some!
>>8104785
I will take an Extra EXTRA large order of french fries!
>>squeak
>>8099253
Luxury Ball, for when you love your pokemon and want everyone and your pokemon to know it.
>>8105078
Here's your mondo sized french fry order, have a great day.
>>8104621
I see. Then perhaps it would be in your best interest to write them, just so they know your wellbeing isn't in danger, and so to give yourself company.
>>8105194
All right!
>dunks head in the pile of fires
well at least i have a week off work, i got i nice pay for the stunts, a week or so of relaxing sounds good enough
-stuntanon
>>8105248
>she starts munching her burger and fries
Why is this stuff so good?
>>8105342
How much did you make?
>>8105350
>squeak
I do not know but i love this stuff!
>>8105359
how are you squeaking that and eating at the same time
>>8105359
100p p/ hour plus medical expenses in case of an accident
sometimes they give a bit of bonus if we do a well done an convincing job
-stuntanon
>>8105459
That's not very much
>>8105459
*1000
>>8105459
100 P an hour? Why would you ever accept-
>>8105488
... That's still a criminally low wage, considering the danger in your line of work.
>>8099253
Smoke balls, which are just Premier balls with a ton of smoke seals on them.
>>8105523
well, i was doing part in a low budget show, but now that's over i'll go to a better one
i was a bit starving for jobs being a freelancer and all, but since the show i was in is haveing good reviews and viewings i think more jobs will pile up
a bit of risk sometimes can pay off
-stuntanon
>>8105379
I really like this!
>>8105459
i do not know if that is a lot...
>>8105559
Hey look at the bright side, it's a show so dieing is less likely... it's still likely but less likely, hope that makes sense. At least your stunts are less likely to kill you
>>8105225
I'll keep that in mind, now I just need to find something to do, I've just been hanging around doing nothing
>>8103362
Woah! That's just terrible Terrible TERRIBLE! Good thing my buckos and I snatched a handful last night before that happen
Oh! That reminds me! Anyone here know where to grab a plentiful amount of Anorith?
-Askeranon
>>8105711
Well I'm glad you do.
>>8105847
Do you not like these? they make a awesome noise!
>gives sylvie the squeaker..
>>8105756
the worst it could happens is me gatting severely injuried and having to retire early
The café is open.
Come get your juice, tea and other drinkables.
If its liquid.
I sell it.
>>8105865
>she squeaks it a bit
I guess it's kinda amusing
>squeak
>>8105879
At least you don't have to worry to much about death...
>screaming and yelling can be heard in the background
Hey N I'm going to kill a few poachers I'll be back... hope you don't mind that
>unsheaths axe
>>8105916
Yeah i know!
I love that noise!
>>8105913
i'm the waitress of this cafe, if you need ano order call me
>>8105926
You wanna head back home and do some training? I found out there's a little battle arena in the basement.
>>8105938
Be sure to give her a tip if your satisfied with our hospitality.
>>8105950
Yeah ok!
>mouth full of frenchfries
>follows
>>8105938
Howdy, mind if I get a few more pints lass? I really need it, especially after this week. Hooowee what a tir'en day I'll say
>tips the equivalent of 15 dollars in p
>>8105983
>head back to the house and into the basement
>lights flicker on and it reveals itself to be like a miniature gym
Alright you'll probably OHKO me but gimme your best shot, if i do get knocked out there are some healing items in the lockers over there
>>8105994
sure sir, right away
>bishar fills a glass with beer and passes to that customer
there you go mister, enjoy your drink
>>8106010
a-are you sure?
>>8106026
That'd be mam to you, but I get that a lot anyway
>gives tip
>continues to drink
>>8106049
Unless you want to give me the first hit? This should be safe unless you have killing intent.
>>8106055
...
>Ember the sylvie!
>>8106051
Do you see banana man?
Hopping over on de white hot sand...
>>8106051
>takes tip
i'm sincirely apologize for my rudeness mam
but i do tent to be confused as a male too from time to time to, so i undsrstand
i'm sorry
>bisharp bows down at a safe distance
>>8106074
(ember isn't in showdown but I think I calculated the right damage assuming drought)
You don't have to go easy on me
>Sylvie used Psyshock!
252+ SpA Sylveon Psyshock vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Ninetales: 37-44 (16.3 - 19.4%) -- possible 6HKO
>>8106144
>It crit!
252+ SpA Sylveon Psyshock vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Ninetales on a critical hit: 56-66 (24.7 - 29.2%) -- 99.9% chance to 4HKO
>>8106144
a-are you sure?
>flamethrower
>>8106174
Yeah I'm su-
>KO'd
>>8106184
Ha! oh-
>Runs over to sylvie
I did not over do it did i?
>>8106231
>no response
>>8106264
uh oh!
>panicked dancing around
>looking for a potion or revive
>>8106298
>you found a revive exactly where you were told they'd be
>>8106308
>>8106264
>revive on the sylvie
>>8106448
>wakes up
...hey handsome did I win?
>>8106462
uuh almost! it was really close!
boss, i'm really enoying working, here, am i doing a good job as a waitress?
>>8106471
Oh cool, wanna go again with me first this time?
>>8106497
uuh okay! If you want!
>>8106508
Alright then
>Sylvie used Calm mind
>>8106487
You've already started filling up that tip jar.
I think that says enough.
>>8106534
That was not a good move!
>fire blast
>>8106542
>roll to see if we hang on with a sliver of health, 6 or 8 does it
>>8106556
>>8106542
>panting
No mercy huh?
>Sylvie used psyshock
+1 252+ SpA Sylveon Psyshock vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Ninetales: 56-66 (24.7 - 29.2%) -- 99.9% chance to 4HKO
>>8106577
>nope we hit ourself
>fucking rip
>>8106556
>>8106586
...
>looking around awkwardly
good try this time!
>revive on sylvie
>>8106539
hehe, thanks
i'm doing my best
>>8106609
Ugh this isn't going well but I need to get stronger.
>>8106639
I think you are really strong!
>hugs sylvie
I train a lot! I believe you will be super strong to beat anyone!
>>8106655
Not strong enough though
>>8106667
well I think you are really strong! Did you want to keep training or something else?
>>8106702
I'm fine with training so long as you're not getting bored, I want to gain at least one level.
>>8106719
o-ok i will go easy!
You have the first move....
>readies a dodge.
>if you roll a 4 or 6 dodged
>>8106750
Sure
>Sylvie used Psyshock
252+ SpA Sylveon Psyshock vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Ninetales: 37-44 (16.3 - 19.4%) -- possible 6HKO
>>8106813
Well uuummm...
>ember!
>>8106845
Again!
>Sylvie used psyshock!
Uuuhhnngh.
Like, uh, what's up, bros?
Last night kinda sucked...
>>8106861
>ember!
>....squeak!
>>8106891
Back and forth
>Psyshock!
>>8106920
...
>squeaked!
>fire blast!
>>8106940
>do we survive the hit? 6 and 8 decides
>>8106957
>nope KO'd again
>>8106957
>>8107009
.....
UUUMM
>revives
>>8107024
>shakes the accumulated soot off
I thought you were going easy on me
>>8107024
>>8107052
Hi everyone
Sorry I slept in so late
Uh, what's going on?
>>8107076
Trying to train but the level difference is too large and i keep getting OHKO'd
>>8107052
>squeak
>>8107076
we are training!
>>8107093
Well Zorro was doing the league circuit before came here
So Im not surprised hes beating us lazy sunday battlers easy
>>8107100
I think we might need more practice before we can take you on in a fair fight Zorro
You're just that strong, haha
So. How is everyone today?
I've been tuning into that Catalyst Air thing and it's pretty nice.
>>8107122
Not much opportunity otherwise to get stronger, didn't level up from fighting those poacher guys or the men at the truck.
>>8107122
awww....
>>8107167
>squeak
>>8106082
What? No... I think I'm drunk....
>>8106097
It's ok missy, an ya don't have to be so formal with me at least. I understand the attitude for this place though
>>8107149
been planning on trolling them later
maybe singing some shitty duet with myself live
call it man
what should me and me sing
>>8107214
You and... Uh... Why not some shitty Christmas Carols or like Nic Cage movie songs?
>>8107178
Oh well I guess there's no point in us training together unless all you use is ember, or if you miss everything.
>>8107211
here he come with some for me
freshly taken from banana tree...
>>8105833
Dude, those can only be found through fossils
>>8107254
genius
christmas carols in march
fuck yeah
alright ill see if future me is up for when he wakes up from his narc nap
>>8107214
>>8107309
You know what
That gives me an idea for a contest
Radios do contests right?
>>8107262
....
>squeak
>>8107211
oh okay, uhh are you feeling fine mam?
you seem to be talking with no one
>>8107304
Oh really, Really? Where can me and my buddies get anorith fossils? We'd REALLY like some
-askeranon
>>8107285
Uhhhh...
>>8107352
I think I've gone bananas...
>>8107330
fuck yeah they do
whats the contest
we turning this shit into unovan idol
dancing with the daves?
spill the beans man
>>8107367
>leans in
>squeak
>>8107380
Banana man, me want a ton
Give me double and a bonus one
Give me more for all me friends
This banana-flow will never end...
>>8107395
>boop the zorro
>>8107408
haah!
this thing is pretty great!
>>8107359
Any museum in hoenn, sinnoh, unova, and kalos? How do you not know this?
>>8107404
>internal AAAAAAAAAAA-ing
>Roll to keep composure
>>8107380
huh, i think that's enough beer for you mam, but if you want to talk that's for free
>>8107509
>splay out across the scorched arena floor
Well I don't know what to do now
>>8107528
Do you want a banana?
Peel it down and go mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm
Do you want a banana?
This banana for you.
>An (illusory) banana appears in the azurill(?)'s paws
>It looks absolutely delicious
>>8107585
(I meant azumarill but eh)
>>8107544
Yeah, I-i think I can talk...
>>8107585
>looks at banana
>roll to resist temptation
>>8107609
>nope
>she bites the air in wanting to eat the fake yet delicious banana
BANANA
-azumarill
>>8107560
Yeah me either....
I am not used to going easy at all...
>>8107629
>rolling around now
Uuuuughh
>>8107609
>>8107625
>The hallucinatory... things... wait until Azumarill's taken a bite of the banana
>Suddenly... fire everywhere
Tonight we dance around de flame!
Then we get to play SPIRIT GAME!
SPIRIT NAMES we shout out loud!
Shake de thunder from the spirit cloud!
>>8107609
>>8107625
>she stats eating at the air
uhh what are you doing
hey mam are you okay
>roll to snap azumarill back to reality
>>8107645
>roll not to pass out from shock even though she's a water type
Uhhhhhhhhhhhh
>>8107640
>pounce on sylvie
>squeak
HA!
>>8107609
>>8107659
>>8107667
>Kicks the door open.
Hey! Can I get a dr-
What the fuck?
>>8107676
>Join the party
Wheeee!
>>8107667
>The hallucinations vanish as Azumarill passes out
>Although... she's probably going to taste bananas when she wakes up
>>8107676
>sylvie squeaks
>>8107684
>>8107690
>is passed out
>ages not dead but...
>Press F to pay respects
>>8107720
(Fucking phone "She's not dead but..."*)
>>8107684
Are you STILL thinking about dick?
>hate job
>find this place full of people as low as me
>feel better about life
Hello, everyone
>>8107746
hi emrys!!!!
>>8107684
uhh, she seems to passed out drunk
>try to get on a graceful posture and bows
hello, what your drink
>give the custome a menu of the drinks
>>8107739
dude are you saying you arent thinking about dick
how the fuck
how does one simply not think about dick
>>8107746
(Glad we can help)
>>8107720
Uh...
>Poke.
>>8107739
Yes?
>>8107759
Hey. Uh, should we do something about your friend?
>A terrified Swellow comes in after him.
How much for two, by the way?
>>8107746
Glad we can be here for you, buddy.
>>8107792
>Best not get the Tropical Surprise...
>Especially since I'm not exactly equipped images-wise for another Banana Man hallucination scene.
>And either way that joke's played out.
>>8107757
That's not my name, my real name is john
>>8107773
(It was meant as ic, but whatever)
>>8107839
(Whoops. A lot of people do their OOC banter in green text, my bad. Ignore me. )
>>8107810
no man
theres no such thing as an unhealthy amount of dick
>>8107839
Dude ems if you wanna get in just pick a character.
One that isn't for shitposting for once.
>>8107693
ha!
But really you are pretty strong!
>>8107792
well, she is okay i think she just passed out i checked
are you two on a date? i think i have the perfect seat for you
>bisharp leads both to a a table only for two
>>8107839
So your name's John and you have a job you hate?
Are you a heavy drinker? If so, you're basically exactly where I was at New Years.
BREAKING NEWS
MUSEUMS IN SEVERAL REGIONS WERE JUST ROBBED, CLAW FOSSILS WERE THE MAIN TARGET
THE SCARCITY OF THE FOSSILS HAS NOW MADE THEM MORE EXPENSIVE TO MINE, AND MAYBE MORE EXPENSIVE ON THE BLACK MARKET
OTHER FOSSILS WERE STOLEN AS WAS FOSSIL REVIVAL TECHNOLOGY
THE PERPETRATORS BEHIND THE CRIME HAVE STILL NOT BEEN FOUND/CAUGHT
>>8107810
No way.
>>8107872
Well thank you!
>He sits down.
>The Swellow takes the opposite seat.
>He looks like he's about to start crying.
>Mawile knocks on the table.
Soooo... What's good around here?
>>8107839
Hi John!
Do you have any Pokemon?
>>8107901
Multiple simultaneous museum robberies? Really?
Somebody's going for a black market sweep.
And if memory serves, someone was asking leading questions here recently. Doesn't take a Professor to put two and two together.
>>8107901
>>8105833
>>8107304
>Digital suspicion
>>8107906
we have some masterfully mixed berry shakes, and some alcoholic beverages,
but what happened with him does, he need help?
>>8107901
FOR FUCKS SAKE. I BUST MY ASS TO FIND FOSSILS AND THIS SHIT HAPPENS?
fucking
Swear to god. I need coffee.
>>8107901
I don't know who this is, but they've gone too far this time.
>>8107869
If you say so
>she hugs zorro and vapey since they've dogpiled her and not much else can be done
>>8107971
>I need coffee.
>coffee
>fossils
>dinosaurs
cradilyguy do you have something to tell us?
>>8107969
Oh don't worry about him. He's fine.
Berry shakes sound good, two of your best ones please.
>>8107994
Uhhh...
>Kicks my Diego Brando cosplay under my bed.
No?
>>8107990
Hey can I ask you a thing?
>>8108044
Sure, what is it?
>>8108034
>>8107947
Same group that mass poached Tyrogues recently?
>>8107990
>roll off Sylvie
>>8108044
>Curious fishpupper noises
>>8108056
Uuuuh never mind!
>>8108079
>chickened out
>squeaks
>>8108018
okay, boss give give one of your best berry shakes for our customers
>>8108097
Cmon now
>>8108126
....
>squeak
>>8108164
...
>squeeze Zorro
>>8108071
Almost certainly, and they've got somebody asking around here for leads.
I'd get Hal and Zeta ready to rumble.
>>8108207
>Zeta beeps.
>>8108101
Thank yooooou.
>>NEW THEWAD PLS
>>8108297
>A new thewad appears in anon's hands
>>8108312
jiji plsz
>>8108315
Wrong person fampai
>>8108183
Uuummm.
What do you think of this house?
>squeak
-zorro
>>8108297
what
a beautiful
T H E W A D
>chew