HG thread

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DRINKS ALL AROUND!

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>>8063956
Don't believe what? That I can't kick some ass? Because I'm a machine, I can sure as hell drop some people.

Fpbp
Check this 4

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>>8064056
Drinks?

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>>8063952
>Amami opens his eyes to see Squigly. He flashes her a smile and points to his head
It seems I've had a little accident. I'm not sure how long I'll last, but while I'm still conscious there's something I'd like to tell you...

>>8063943
Pathetic...yeah, you're right. People can't survive even the littlest of injuries, Kaito-kun...

>>8063919
>>8063944
Please don't do this to me. Find help instead.

>>8063956
Aren't you going to do anything to stop the bleeding?

>>8063962
It's not as though I wanted this to happen. Instead of commenting on it, why not help me? You might get into some trouble if you see a student die while doing nothing to help.

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>>8064061
You failed miserably.

Is it past when prime time is supposed to be yet?

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>>8064060
You know, you probably could drop some people... but, you're short and lack reach. Especially the reach part.

>>8064078
WORN OUT PLACES
WORN OUT FACES

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>>8063956
Then I understand completely, miss. Can't say I ever engaged in it myself though. Not many to do it to before and now.
>>8064056
Can't say I ever had one of those either.
>>8064078
>A wavy smile comes across her face when she hears her.
You're alive! Please don't speak that way. We... we can still get you to a doctor and you'll look back at this and laugh.

>>8064100
"Prime Time" was like 4 or 5 hours ago.

>>8064100
I think people are just lurk or chill rn

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>>8064078
>Stops and thinks for a moment
all right what you need?

>>8064161
impostor

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>>8064068
>>8064121
>He pours a healthy amount of liquor into a wooden cup for either lady, then drunkenly dances his way back towards a raucous party, motioning for anyone who wishes to join

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>>8064078
Why should I? This place will fix you right up once you die. Either that, or someone from out of the blue will work their magic on you. Which, may vary... the magic part, by the way.
>>8064121
Give it a whirl. It's fun once in awhile.

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>>8064078
This is starting to piss me off.. Do I look like a fucking guy?! Did you suffer brain damage from that hit? My. Name. Is. Kaiko. And I am a girl.
>>8064111
That's why I have weapons with me sometimes.
>She tries to act all cutesy.
A girl like me can't go around at night without some protection.

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I shall be your host for this early morning. Once again, at least 24 entrants will be needed for this one. Have fun!

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>>8064206
Captain Jack Sparrow

Attending this one hopefully

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>>8064206
Kaiko

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>>8064206
SJW Gazelle

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>>8064206
Mysterious Heroine X

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>>8064121
I'm...not so sure I will. I just want you to know that...
>Amami coughs up blood, his gaze grows weaker and his smile begins to fade
Ever since we've first met, I've always seen you as a sister. I wanted to help you in hope that it would make up for not being able to help my own sisters, but...I've failed. I'll perish before I can help you look more human. I...I'm sorry Squigly. I guess I'm a bad brother after all.

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>>8064206
Undead Ban

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>>8064206
Tsukinose Vignette April

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>>8064206
Slime Tits

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>>8064206
Chizuru Kashiwagi

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>>8064206
Reigen Arataka

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>>8064206
Jill Stingray

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>>8064206
Nice feet

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>>8064206
imposturous trator

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>>8064206
Fujiwara no Mokou

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>>8064206
Final Boss Tyrone

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>>8064206
Sargeras

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>>8064206
Varok Saurfang

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>>8064206
Me

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>>8064161
An ambulance...or alcohol. Something to ease the pain and bleeding.

>>8064183
So you're content with doing nothing about this...very well. I shouldn't have expected anything from a complete stranger.

>>8064191
K-Kaito-kun...? It's difficult to see with the blood dripping into my eyes. You've gotten...bustier. I didn't realize you wanted to transform.

>>8064206
Amami Rantaro

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>>8064206
Shinra Kishitani

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>>8064206
BAKI

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>>8064206
GUTS

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>>8064206
Ruby Rose

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>>8064206
Newcuck Remover Karen

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>>8064206
Plague Knight

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>>8064191
("Note to self, don't mess with genderbent Kaito or i'll never wake up.")

Fair enough, weapons do make fighting piss easy sometimes. And for girls, it is... kinda of needed.
>>8064293
A complete stranger that has no medical skills whatsoever, and doesn't want to waste their phone battery.

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>>8064206
Serval

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>>8064206
Mikan

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>>8064206
Tiny snek

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>>8064181
>She warily looks at the cup like it will jump at her. She carefully picks it up, sighing.
I suppose I am old enough to do this now.
>Slowly, she takes small sips of the drink.
>>8064183
I'll take your word for it. I, uh... just don't know how to mess with people though.
>>8064245
Stop speaking that way. No one dies here! That's what everyone's been saying to me! You'll be fine. I promise you.

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>>8064313
Actually I'm not even going to bother lmao. Swap me out with the next one I guess

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>>8064206
Anti-Anime Police Unit

>>8064342
Why not participate

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I will give you some time to get ready.

>>8064352
He already is
Just being a faggot that wants to start shit

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>>8064342
Understood miss.

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>>8064327
>Amami cuts the act, gets up, and wasted the "blood" and booze from the back of his head
Ahaha, you know, if this were real I surely would have been dead thanks to your incompetence. What would you have done if I were a close friend of yours, hm~?

>>8064341
I hope you're right. Recently, I've been getting hit and abused. I don't know why, but someone or something must think I'm a huge threat. Am I really that threatening, Squigly?

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>>8064352
I grew some self awareness and realized I had better things to do than waste time on you autists. The last bit of real effort in this community died with Hoshi.
Buh bye now.

>>8064370
Thank you

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>>8064308
>>8064334
Well... the little snake girl seems like she wants to play. Can you give her my spot please?
>>8064362

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>>8064362
I'll assume me and me are both ready to go!

>>8064385
w-what about me?

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>>8064293
>She grabs the idiot's shirt and uses it to wipe his blood away, ruining the shirt.
I'm not him, I'm his sister. I see he doesn't ever talk about me still.
>>8064327
I only need it it because yes, I'm short, especially to the freakishly tall idiot I'm based on
>She puts her hands up and says sarcastically.
'Oh, it's a girl so she's automatically short.', it's bullshit.
>>8064362
Looks fine, now let me win this time.

>>8064381
>Saying thank you to a filthy newcuck
smdh

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>>8064382
>you sure?

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>>8064341
I can't tell you how anyways. You need to think about that on your own.
>>8064362
>>8064329
>>8064263
Do this for me.

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>>8064293
guess we can take a chance
>starts undoing his fist wraps
>>8064374
well nevermind

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>>8064411
Of course!

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>>8064362
Fine, fine, let's begin.

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>>8064382
>>8064414
As you two wish.

I guess that will be all then.

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>>8064428
>Thank you.

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>>8064362
None can face the might of the Lord of the Burning Legion. This world, like all others, will burn in my wake!

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>>8064362
Maybe I should look into this. I am missing one eye. Good luck everyone.

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>>8064479
>thank you for the game

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>>8064374
That's hypothetical but sure, i'll play along. If you were my close friend, I would obviously call for an ambulance to come pick you up. Probably have to pay an absurd amount of money for your treatment, but fuck it. You're a friend and I wouldn't want to see you die.
>>8064401
I feel your pain... being short is just a pain in the ass. Can't reach for anything without assistance or putting it where you can reach it.

Having a random conversation with someone... and then they say out of the blue "Hey, you're really short." It's just frustrating.

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>>8064399
You don't look ready. Hurry up so we can start.

>>8064401
>he's a little shocked that she would act so aggressive towards him for no reason
I see, so this is also one of your acts. You never cease to amaze me, Kaito-kun.
>Amami extends his hand to touch his fake breasts
You went the extra mile to make everything seem realistic!
>he then moves his hand down to touch his hips
What's the occasion this time? Is there really any need to go undercover as a girl? Well, whatever the case is, I hope you make enough money to buy me a new shirt.

>>8064419
It's appreciated, but why didn't you act faster? What if I had died by the time you took your bandages off?

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>>8064479
>Wait how am I in?

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>>8064479
I don't know much about this Liverpool place, can you to help me around so I can study the people in it?

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>>8064479
I can start a fire on my own. That's no secret.

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>>8064479
You'll be thankful to have me on here. I'm experienced when it comes to ship navigation.

>>8064488
Why would you have to pay for the ambulance? Is it not my job to pay for it? Are you wealthy enough to handle the payments? That's a lot of debt you're putting on yourself for talking meat.

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>>8064479
Good thing she already had her swimsuit. That was in poor taste, I'm sorry.
>>8064519
The kind miss gave her spot to the next in line. A shame what happens in this day though.

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>>8064490
i don't know, more than likely check on you and walk away

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>>8064542
Right! Set sail, disembark, go ship go! I'm not late am I?

>>8064550
imposter betray
>cody

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>>8064542
Guess life really is fair after all. I'll be sure to use this to my advantage sometime later.

>>8064550
Typical of a stranger. Afraid to look the person you helped in the eyes, maybe? I guess you're not used to playing hero.

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>>8064512

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>>8064542
I don't belong in here!
>Plague Knight merely blows the brig's door off its hinges and flees.

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>>8064528
One, I probably couldn't pay off the payments given to me. Two, Glitch City's medical transportation is ass backwards. Three, it is not your job to pay for it considering your age. And four, you're the one that presented me this hypothetical question. So, I presented you with a hypothetical answer.

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>>8064542
People really do like drowning this one particular contestant.

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>>8064542
I thought I was supposed to eat the fish friends not the other way around!

>well damnit

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>>8064542
Is there a reason we're hunting ships?
Are we actually a group sent us to be pirates?

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>>8064600
It's an upgrade from the toilet, at least. Keh...

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>>8064600
Drink up me hearties, yo ho! Yo ho? Me hearty? He'll keep well in there at the very least

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>>8064542
Why are you running away...? I'm just trying to help...
>>8064600
Not even counting Cerberus can help me sleep in this situation...

>>8064608
>>>eating friends

>thwacks with a newspaper
Bad kitty. Friends aren't for eating.
Eat Japari Bun.

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>>8064374
You're okay?
>She rings the boy into an embrace.
You're okay! I honestly wouldn't know but you did say that you were dangerous before.
>>8064414
I suppose I will. May I try it on you? If you don't mind of course! I wouldn't want to do it if you don't want to.

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>>8064479
>She smashes the empty bottle against the ship before boarding.
There. Christened.
>>8064488
Right?! And then the person that helps you almost always tries to flirt or something! I wanted what was on the shelf not some opportunist vulture.
And that as well, like I couldn't tell I was short until you said something. Fucking idiots.
>>8064490
...
>Kaiko is silent for a moment, then just looks furious.
Are you absolutely fucking stupid?! Kaito is my brother!
>She takes a deep breath and sighs.
Do you understand? Good, now I can do this.
>She just punches him full force in the gut.
What kind of fucking creeper feels up a girl they just met?!
>>8064600
I'm still so pissed, I'm sorry but you're just unlucky.

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>>8064600
I owe to all thanks to Che Guevara back in prison, I'm lovin' this!

>>8064633
What about counting gabs?

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>>8064597
Such a wise and smart person you are. You're older than me and wouldn't even be able to pay off such a small debt. Oh well. It's not like I'd let anything happen to me anyways. I'm a lot more observant than you would think.

>>8064600
We'll see how you feel after you see the serious amount of treasure we bring in.

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>>8064600
They say no one wins a battle. In this can, I don;t think that can be disputed.

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>>8064585
maybe, maybe not what i do is what i do
>>8064600
>am i sure that was that a ghost ship?

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>>8064658
Oh, of course, that should help a lot more, thank you stranger.
>>8064662
Well... Now I have all the time in the world to count Gabs...

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>>8064341
>>8064662
First bite of the dog eh? Don't go too quick, love.

>>8064662
Spose that's fair all things considered.

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>>8064662
>She chases after the bulky man.
Hey! Where do you think you're going Tiny?!

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>>8064662
>Well shit, that's it tonight then. Congrats to whoever wins and thanks for hosting dude.

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>>8064662
It's more of the same for a few but a lot of different stuff happens to others. So much that I can't speak about all of it.

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>>8064694
C-Counting Tenma-senpai?

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>>8064662
Yup! There's no one but me, stranded alone on the sea.

...
...

What ever happened to the newfag?

>>8064709
Goodnight mate

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>>8064638
Eh? You have a Japari bun? Give it here please!

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>>8064716
>takes cutlass
>sails to grenada

>>8064743
Which one

>>8064754
>gib japari bun

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>>8064729
I know it sounds dumb, but believe it or not, it works much better than counting anything else if you're having trouble sleeping.

>>8064761
Lana

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>>8064644
...Sure. Got nothing better to do.
>>8064650
Luckily for me, I can just say i'm a dyke and get the guys off me... if they're trying to flirt.

Though sometimes... nah, no. They're idiots through and through.
>>8064660
Do you even know... how much I need to pay for your treatment? Because i'll tell you what, it would be higher than my paying rant for my apartment.

("Well, I used to live in apartment...")

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>>8064644
>Amami returns the embrace, patting Squigly on the back before breaking it off
True. There are lots of people that want me dead. I haven't seen any here that I would know, but apparently, that pirate is one of them. You're risking your life just by standing near me, you know.

>>8064650
I wouldn't say I'm stupid. It's more along the lines I like to be-
>Amami's interrupted by a punch, which knocks him back and makes his nose bleed. Despite getting hit by a metal fist, he keeps his friendly-ish appearance
...Was that really necessary? If you would have told me to stop I probably would have stopped.

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>>8064716
Let's see here. To keelhaul someone is to drag someone underneath their ship. My goodness!

>>8064776
They were here yesterday

>>8064790
Ah. Cool

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>>8064770
R-Really?

It seems a little distracting to me...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRPiGoieHv0

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>>8064783
My old friend! I had hoped never to set foot on your shores again!

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>>8064783
If only you held on a little more, miss. The feast is right around the corner.

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>>8064702
>>8064662
Consider that payback for the bottle.

>>8064664
Another vigilante type. We'll never run short of you people, that's for sure.

>>8064716
I-It's getting really, really hot in here. Someone please turn the A/C on.

>>8064777
You wouldn't need to pay for it. It's my father's job to do that. All you need to do is be an upstanding citizen and call for help, but it seems you have trouble doing that. Almost like society has let you down one too many times before.

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>>8064802
Not at all, as long as they don't fall asleep before you do and form a big pile of sleeping Gabs, you shouldn't have a single problem.

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>>8064835
Right, she burned all of it last time. Wonderful!

>>8064849
Bottle cost 3 shillings mate! Hardly proper compensation for breaking it with your head!

>>8064852
Question, did you try counting something not shit?
Like Satanias. Or Vignes. Especially Vign--

Oh wait...

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>>8064852
Big pile of-
Wait, no! That's not what I wanted to talk to you about!

>this circlejerk over a moeblob shit anime
S T O P
T
O
P

>>8064877
>tfw i was gonna wait a month or two and then pick one of them up
>then this happened

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>>8064835
Not many of you eat at this time. What a waste of food.

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>>8064862
Then why bother hitting me? It's not worth it, that's for sure. You would get more use from drinking into an early grave than breaking it over my head.

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>>8064763
>taking the bun, Serval split the bun in half and gives on end to her new friend
From now on you are a friend that gives out Japari buns!

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>>8064835
and so i broke in to this house in grenada...
>>8064849
yup.
can't be more true.
>>8064891
they should've seen that coming

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>>8064866
Like I said, I tried counting Cerberi, but they refused to jump the fence and they would pile up too and... Wait a second, why would I try counting myself?

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>>8064891
Peace in the seas is a rare chance to have.

>>8064931
>noms japari bun
Thanks best friend.

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>>8064898
You asked a dangerous question, and a similarly threatening answer was provided out of pure charity, eh?

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>>8064849
....
>Jill takes in a deep breath, as she begins to massage her forehead. Giving the boy a tired look, as she was done.
Look, all I am going to tell you, is that I would need to pay for it. Nothing more, nothing less. If you think society has let me down... well, you would be right. It did, so many times. Kinda just don't want to talk about it anymore...

>>8064796
They said they were working on an ava, most likely Pokemon related.

>>8064940
F-Forget I said anything!

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>>8064777
Okay! I'm unsure what I should actually talk about.
>The girl look all over the other's body. Finally setting her eye on what's top of her head.
That hairstyle. Aren't you a little too old to have that?
>>8064782
>She wipes a tear from her eye, her face holding a smile as wide as she can possibly do.
I can't imagine what you would have done to earn this treatment. Ohohoho. You're saying that as if I have a life to lose.

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>>8064716
>She's just a tiny ball of fury at this point.
>>8064777
Maybe I should try saying that sometimes? But speaking of, I'm pretty damn picky, only one guy has ever caught my eye.
>>8064782
I just can't wrap my head around how someone could be so fucking stupid! And my head might as well be a fucking super computer!
>She's fuming, it's probably best to just let her cool of before she overheats and explodes.
>>8064835
What were there fucking viruses in that apple or something? Maybe it was an apple computer that might make sense.

If anyone has a photoshop request I'll do it right now. I'm in the mood.

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>>8064941
So please try to enjoy it when it arrives. It seems two are already!

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>>8064941
>something something traitor
>>8064987
...

>>8064975
>hisses

>>8064987
>Nice feet hold hands

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>>8064975
>If you want to, you can add whatever you want into the bubble.

>>8064975
a roster of avafags

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>>8065000

>>8065010
Deal.

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>>8064947
>finishing her half of the bun Serval wipes her mouth and licks off her fingers to get any crumbs left over
That hit the spot! Now I feel kinda sleepy though so I think I'll go take a quick little nap. See ya later!
>she quickly waves goodbye to her new friend before jumping into a dingy cardboard box and nestles herself in it

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>>8064987
The life of a pirate be a traitorous one. Watch your back everyone.

>>8065023
>Gives a blanket.
Good night Serval.

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>>8064961
....You're never to old for hairstyles. Never.

("That, and I would be dishonoring my childhood heroine if I changed it.")
>>8064963
Sheesh, i'm not going to lie. I'll never understand the nature of picky girls. Just get with a guy that has money, is somewhat responsible and nice-looking, and you'll be set.

But, go on. Who's this special guy you have your eyes on?

is cold

>>8065048
>Too*

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>>8065036
It is also an unhealthy one. In hindsight, it is not for me.

>>8065055
>>8065023
Jump in with the cat. She has a box AND a blanket.

>>8065055
will get warmer

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>>8065080
Well done, Mr. Trator! Wait, is that supposed to be traitor?

>>8065095
imposter
>cody

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>>8065095
I can tell you all did your best this round.

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>>8064953
That wasn't really an answer, at least not one appropriate for what I wanted to know. In fact, you smacking me in the head told me nothing except for you're a dangerous man. One that shouldn't be around innocent people like these ones.

>>8064954
>Amami pulls out a coal shaft black business card with a name, number, and email printed on it
If, for some reason, this happens to me again, then make sure to get in contact with this man, He'll take care of everything, I promise. Don't be paranoid to help another person out without knowing who or...what they are.
If you don't want to talk about the constant letdowns then don't. I'd rather keep this conversation peachy. Downers aren't really my thing.

>>8064961
I've done a lot of things. Things you would hate me for doing, so it's best if you never learn of it. At least not right now.
Despite being dead, you sure could lose your life. What if someone chops your head off and hides it, rendering your body without any nutrients? You would surely die then.

>>8064963
Who can say for sure? Maybe I just wanted to push all the right buttons to make you angry? You can't be sure when it comes to strangers. I may be well acquainted with your brother, but that doesn't mean I have to be friendly with you. Especially not after the horrible treatment you've shown me earlier.

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>>8065102
>>8065095
Congratulations and thanks for hosting

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>>8065095
Yes, yes, congratulations.

>>8065102
I suppose I should thank you.

>>8065102
Thanks for hosting mate.

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>>8065102
Thanks for hosting. And congrats I guess.

>>8065040
>sexualizes the kitter

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>>8065095
Congratulations on surviving, vigilante! You deserve it for your slow thinking back there.

>>8065102
And thank you for hosting, Squigly. I'm sure it's not easy, but you makes a lot of people happy by doing so.

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>>8065102
Congrats, and thanks again.

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>>8065095
>yeah, i can't spell right cause i'm in the dark but thanks for hosting m80

>>8065150
Wait, are you the real cody? The one that created the start of all these memes?

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>>8065048
Those are all good, but most of the time those guys are really forward, I like a guy who doesn't go out of his way, who's kind of hard to get I guess.
But his name is Meito, he's just so uninterested in relationships.. It's kind of.. I don't know, charming?
>>8065095
Congrats or whatever.
Thanks for hosting, it was irritating.
>>8065113
Okay, I'm officially dealing with a mentally handicap person. What kind of stupid do you have to be to feel someone up and say you've been treated wrongly?
>She yells out.
Are there any cops here?! This man tried to molest me!

>>8065161
will the real slim cody please stand up

Alright that was fun new game when

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>>8065161
>n-no

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>>8065102
Done.

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>>8065048
I'm sorry! Was that too harsh? I thought it would be clever since I have it myself.
>>8065113
You are just making me more curious about you. That's... quite vivid imagery. I will choose not to think of that. It will not happen even if I'm around you.
>>8065115
>>8065122
>>8065124
>>8065129
>>8065139
>>8065145
>>8065181
Thank you for having me as your host once again. It was a pleasure like the last time.

>>8065202
you betray join imposter side i fight alone ok deal
>cody

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>>8065213

>>8065213
Fucking kek

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>>8065102
thanks for hosting

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>>8065113
>Hesitantly, Jill reads the coal shaft black business card. Nodding as she does so.
Alright... alright. I'll make sure to give this number a call if it does happen again.
>She puts the card in her right coat pocket, patting it just to make sure it's in it.
And cool, talking about how life kicks me in the ovaries a lot... wouldn't do this conversation any favors.
>>8065102
Oh, thanks. And to swimsuit girl, you tried your best.
>>8065181
Ahhh... those kinds of guys. I'll be honest, I like hanging out with those types, pretty chill to be with and talking with them... sometimes. Point being, those guys are a blast to be with.

As for charming... I don't know, that's probably just you who thinks that.
>>8065214
It ain't harsh, just uh... I don't know really. It's something.

>>8065236
>makes uncomfortable noises in the distance

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>>8065181
>he covers the yelling android's mouth with his hand
You're giving me a headache with how much you're yelling. Why can't you be as pleasant as your brother? If he saw me on the ground covered in blood he would have helped instead of calling me mean names. You won't be getting anywhere if you don't learn to be more friendly with others.

>>8065214
It's definitely possible. You may be a zombie, but there are ways of getting rid of you. Not only physically, but mentally. Someone could kidnap you hypnotize you into thinking you're someone else. Not only that, but a lobotomy is also possible. Please make sure to take precautions when dealing with strangers, because you never know who's capable of doing such a thing to you. I'd be broken hearted if I found out little Squigly had her head crushed, or turned into a common whore walking the streets, unaware of who she originally was.

I'll take another photoshop request if anyone has one.

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>>8065268
Make it HG related

>>8065268
photoshop me into a happy life

>>8065281
I'll try.

>>8065283
I can't work miracles, anon.

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>>8065236
Kicks you in the ovaries...are you always this raunchy? It gives me somewhat unpleasant imagery.

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>>8065290
Not always. I blame being really tired... and somewhat cranky.

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>>8065213
>Goddammit man.
>>8065236
I don't mind that, just means I don't have to worry about other girls trying for him.
But you're that way then? What type do you go for?
>>8065261
>She smacks his hand away and huffs out.
Because I'm not a terrible judge of character like he is. Besides I have enough things to do to keep me occupied and I only really need a few people in my life.

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Hey everyone! What's the lowdown today? Don't worry, I'm not gonna pester anyome for work.

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>>8065213
>Beautiful. Thanks dude.
>>8065233
It was a pleasure. I do hope you enjoyed yourself.
>>8065236
I guess that it wasn't that good. Maybe I'm not cut out for messing with others. I'm sorry, Miss... I'm afraid I didn't get your name.
>>8065261
>She is visibly discomforted from all she hearing, shaking her head left and right like a child.
Please! Please stop saying stuff like that. I can assure you one of those things will happen. Just because I'm a nice girl doesn't make me a weak or anything of the sort!

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>>8065268
>Try something with this, he looks so proud.

>>8065329
Ill try after this one >>8065281

>>8065329
>inb4 dead kid in pool

>>8065336
>smiling dead kid in pool
ftfy

>>8065210
Oh, okay.
You betray

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>>8065301
Duly noted. It's not often you hear of people getting +18 when they're tired. Usually, they stick to being cranky, but you're the whole package. It almost makes it justifiable that your ex left you.

>>8065309
Is that so?
>Amami looks at her for a while, devouring them both in silence
Then I guess you never wanted to talk to me in the first place? Why not leave me be if you don't care?

>>8065314
I keep getting hit on the head, Leon. I think it's starting to make me feel lightheaded. Mind telling me how you avoid such vicious attacks?

>>8065342
It is a fucking DEAD CHILD in a pool, smiling or not that's fucked up.

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>>8065345
>no u

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>>8065314
Salutations, good sir! I just came back here recently so I'm a little rusty.

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>>8065309
Hypothetically, right? Well, like I said earlier. Get a boy who's somewhat responsible, is nice-looking and have some money on him.

That's it.
>>8065324
Jill, Jill Stingray.
>>8065358
....What?

>pools kill more kids than firearms
>yet they go unregulated to this day!
>please, think of the children!

>>8065382
but are the kids smiling, tho?

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>>8065324
I know you're not weak, but that doesn't mean you're strong either.
>His expression changes to a more serious tone
It won't happen, though. I won't allow it. I'll do whatever it takes to protect you, Squigly. You have my word.

>>8065374
Hm? What is it, Jill?

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>>8065314
?
oh.
nothin really

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>>8065358
Sure...after you answer on why you keep calling me Leon!

>>8065370
Uh..I don't think rusty is the word your looking for...

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>>8065382
H-He's right!
We should ban pools!

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>>8065335
>thanks man.
>>8065336
>aww, don't spoil it.
>>8065342
>This guy fucking gets it.
>>8065358
I may be a bitch but watching people be injured isn't fun, unless they deserve it and at the time I didn't think you deserved it.
>>8065374
Haha, I wish I could be like that sometimes, but there's a lot of competition right?
>>8065382
>>8065388
>This.
>Frowning kids aren't cute.

>>8065388
No! That's the worst part!

>>8065382
Some maniac can't go and buy a pool at his local pool store and kill a school full of kids by drowning them with his pool now can he?

Think about that, smartass.

>>8065410
Wrong.

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>>8065415
>Frowning kids aren't cute

He can't keep getting away with this

If you ava an anime character, you're killing HG.

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Done.

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>>8065435
B-But the children!

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>>8065395
It's fitting for you! It makes you sound strong and confident. Lots of people would die for such a name, you know. You should be happy that I've gifted it to you.

>>8065415
You'd be surprised with what I deserve.
Tell me, what was your impression of me when you first saw me, besides that I was obviously dying.

>>8065440
I fucking knew it
Laughing my ass of right now, thanks dude

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>>8065440

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>>8065440

>>8065447
You are DUMB

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>>8065440
Damn, too good

>>8065435
How can't he? They sell portable pools at wal mart! No background check!

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>>8065435
Well...
Not if the kids were armed.

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>>8065374
That is quite a name, miss! Well, Ms. Stingray, mt name is Sienna Contiello. You may also call me Squigly. Thank you but I don;t think I can mess with someone just yet.
>>8065389
So you did mean everything about thinking of me as a sister. That is so kind of you, sir. But if what you say is true, then it would be better to look after yourself. I wouldn't want you to lose your life.
>>8065395
It's not? Is rusty too old of a word to use? I have been told that my speech is rather outdated. Mind telling me of the lingo of today, sir?

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>>8065464
B-But!
Why?

>>8065470
You're making me angry...

>>8065439
>all of mine are games n comics

Feels good mang

>>8065473
Hmm. Really makes me think...

>>8065481
I dunno, cause I said so? Ain't that good enough?

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>>8065437
>Let's be honest, it's mean they're about to cry or whine, who likes that?
>>8065440
>Holy shit man, this is great.
>>8065449
Pathetic, I said pathetic didn't I? I mean I'm pretty sure I did.

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>>8065497
No way...
What can I do to fix it!?

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>>8065389
....
("Maybe i'm just tired, probably mishearing things.")
>She turns around and begins to walk away from the boy.
Have a good night kid.
>>8065415
Not as much as you think. But, that's something to tell you at a later date. I need to get some shut-eye...

Night, Kaiko. Good luck and all that jazz.
>>8065476
Hey, it ain't for everyone. Some do it better than others. Anywho, sleep is something I need. So I gotta go.

Later, Sienna.

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>>8065394
Sounds like you're having the time of your life...

>>8065449
I don't like it! Call me by my proper name, please. I don't do the same to you!

>>8065476
I think uh...the correct term in your case is cold...and dead...Hey, who are you calling sir!?

>>8065508
Eat your green beans and read a book like Harry Potter or something. Reading makes you smarter

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>>8065519
But I do eat my green beans!
I don't need to dye my hair and speak funny do I?

>plays a sick guitar solo

>>8065483
Good! Get angry! Do something about these unregulated killing machines!
If it saves just one child, it will be worth the sacrifice!

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>>8065514
Ah, right. Have a goodnight, I hope you snag a good one as well.

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>>8065476
Oho, that would never happen to me! I'm much more than a pretty face. I'm able to hold my own, and I've proven it to the whole world before. The people who are here right now may not know it, but I've gotten out of dangerous situations before~

>>8065498
That's all? Well, I'm honored! That's not something I get called much, if at all, so it's refreshing to hear. You look pretty pathetic too.

>>8065514
Goodnight, Jill. I'll be seeing you real soon~

>>8065540
That's awfully specific.

So yeah, I guess that's what you gotta do.

>>8065542
I hate swimming! And I hate pools! And when you put them in combination, boy does that REALLY rile me up...

>>8065541
That's so sick I vomited

>vomits

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>>8065515
you bet i am

>>8065541
UP THE IRONS!

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>>8065556
I don't wanna be British!

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>>8065515
Why don't you? I think it would be endearing if you called me by a name that isn't my own. It's something friends typically do, correct?

>>8065571
What the!? Why NOT?!

>>8065571
G'day, guvnah!

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>>8065553
>The drunken menace returns, only to fall right on top of you, passed out cold

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>>8065553
Oh? What do you normally get called then? An assaulter? And I'm not the one with blood everywhere, so you might wanna think of a different name.

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>>8065580
Because I won't be cute anymore and Tenma-senpai won't like me!
>>8065581
AHHHHHHHH

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>>8065572
I dub thee, sir Chum Guzzler the Third

>>8065594
Blimey! Stop rupturing me bloody ear drums, you wanker!
God bless the Queen

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>and goodnight to the rest of ya

>>8065594
Won't be...won't be cute?! Crooked teeth is all the rage! Stay put, I'll get a hammer and we'll fix you right up.

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>>8065565
So what's your story, hotshot? Took a wrong turn to a costume party?

>>8065572
Maybe to you, but I find it disrespectful-wait...we're friends already?

CRUSH
KILL
DESTROY
SWAG

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>>8065514
Guess I'm just too nice for it. I do hope you have a good rest, miss. Sweet dreams.
>>8065515
Not many figure it out on first glance! They usually think I'm someone with an odd skin color until they notice the stitches or when the smell comes in.
>Her face changes from a smile to a frown once she hears the last words.
Are you... not a man? I'm so terribly sorry, si-miss!
>>8065541
That was quite loud. I'm certain it was impressive. If only I had any knowledge of the guitar.
>>8065553
The whole world knows of your antics? Oh right, you're a model. But it sounds like you're not just a model. Very curious indeed.

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>>8065612

>>8065614
>crooked teeth

It's funny cause it's true!

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Why does everyone dick me around, HG?

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Meh.

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>>8065614
N-No thank you! I-I uh, prefer natural beauty!

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>>8065612
Safe travels.

>>8065637
I do no such thing to you...

>>8064005
I'm literally in love with Squigly

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>>8065582
Oh boy. Not this again.
>He works his way up to his feet while letting the passed out drunk lean on him. After he gets up, he hoists the man on his back.
You're a heavy man. It's got to be all the booze you drink on a regular basis.

>>8065591
I get called mostly positive things, really. Handsome, cute, smart, talented, adventurous. All of it based on my looks or what I've done, not on my personality. You may be a "bitch", but at least you're not a dumb "bitch."
>after the crude statement, he turns his back to the android, showing that >>8065582 is on his back
Do you think you could deal with this man? I'm not trained to help drunk men out.

>>8065637
Because you tried to get with Mooty, a notorious shit poster lul

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>>8065638

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>>8065617
i got bored and basically broke out of jail

>>8065636
Yep.

>>8065639
How about the natural British beauty?

>Pulls out hammer

>>8065668
city betray

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>>8065612
Goodnight, thanks for hitting that kid.
>>8065638
>Thank you so much, this is one for the memories of hg folder!

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>>8065637
Do I even know what those words supposed to mean?
>>8065651
Such a bold declaration, said for all of the world to hear! Hearing things such as those never fail to make me feel better. Thank you.

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>>8065677
I-I'm not naturally British so it doesn't count!

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>>8065606
I'll mark it down and remember it later. Thank you for your input.

>>8065612
I'll make sure you make it to a bed.

>>8065617
Ah, if you're questioning it then I guess we're not. Sorry for assuming such a thing, Leo. I won't make that mistake ever again.

>>8065627
Think of it like a model that also acts...yeah, acting. I've acted in horror movies before. Real scary stuff.

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>>8065514
!!

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>>8065638

>>8065694
No problem, pet Leviathan for me

I'll do more if you have more suggestions.