HG Thread
Man we really are dead this morning.
>>8051388
but this is a lively morning for us
>>8051324
>my post got screencapped
how many of you people are lurking right now?
>>8051455
>there's probably a few
>>8051455
>raises hand
>>8051455
probably like, 5?
>>8051455
>lurks in murky waters
>>8051455
Here but not really. I'll host if the uids go up to 16.
Is default ok or would you all rather wait for a borrowed or something? i wanna test something
>>8051486
I don't mind
>>8051486
It's okay mate we dont have much people right now anyway
>>8051486
xNfZxSd3
Hello.
>>8051510
Cirno
>>8051510
Echizen
>>8051510
Cyn
>>8051510
Fujiwara no Mokou
>>8051510
Garbage rper
>>8051510
Undead Ban
>>8051510
Lord Beerus
>>8051510
The immortal duo
>>8051510
Eggman-kun
>>8051510
Sliver Queen
Smug Bateman
>5 immortals in one game
S-so stronk
>>8051510
Satou the Absolute Madman
>>8051510
Arthur Pendragon
what should I play
farcry 4
splinter cell blacklist
god of war 3
or kingdom hearts 2
>>8051578
Splinter Cell Blacklist
>>8051586
on it, boss
>>8051510
Owain
11 more
>>8051623
Pissed off King Cobra
>>8051623
Ichigo
>>8051510
They guy saving hg
>>8051623
Captain Luna
>>8051623
Bill Nye
>>8051510
>>8051623
Pratty
>>8051623
Lancelot
>>8051623
KANAKA KAGAMI
>>8051565
Just admit it anon, I'm the best immortal.
>>8051660
>tfw it's still unobtainable in clover
>>8051623
Chirico Cuvie
Um... hold on, I'll go fix this real quick.
tell me if I missed anyone in the meantime.
>>8051693
I'm in it, so it's obviously fine to begin now.
https://hgtools.neocities.org/static/HotlinkingFix.html
>>8051693
All good except for the images host.
also forgot to set the options over here, whoopsie.
oh well, we're starting now!
>>8051701
thank you, I forgot the link
>>8051726
It was a two on one! Totally unfair.
>>8051726
Could you give me a challange next time? This was easier than stealing candy from a baby
Maybe that Owain guy really is a danger, look at that
>>8051726
>>8051746
Well bring a friend next time so you can make it fair.
>>8051755
>peeks from behind the door.
Geez, there still isn't anyone here, and it's too hot to go outside myself now
yay, peace already!
>>8051771
>>8051726
Wow, it's been forever since I fished last!
>>8051755
This is the Craftlord of Iron's strength!
>>8051771
Aw, man, sleeping time already?
The guy saving HG avenges one of it's greatest tributes, with some help
>>8051803
>constructs an igloo right next to the other igloo
Finally it's done, my own vacation house!
>>8051803
This is sloppy work on my part, miserable craftsmanship! A disgrace to my title!
Back to the drawing board!
>>8051803
What're you talking about announcer? That was all me. That little runt did nothing.
>and then he promptly dies
Oh...
>>8051829
Well you know how heroes are, they get all the credit while the people actually doing things are put to the side, sorry.
At least that last slide confirmed he was useless.
>>8051832
no, no no no.
not again! Why do you people keep doing this to me everytime I'm here!
>>8051832
People sure are tired here, huh?
>>8051846
T-there, there, I'll just stay waaay over here.
I don't know what to put here except that the izaya event made me laugh for some reason...
>>8051871
that's one fearful cobra
>>8051871
Come on, guys, why is everyone just sleeping? Don't be lazy!
>>8051899
Hmm, if I can find something to enchant with water around here, I wonder...
>>8051899
Why aren't they biting? I've been waiting an eternity
The duo and the cobra working together is a scary match.
>>8051918
That is one angry snake!
>>8051953
Say, can I get a look at that sword? It's a really weird design.
>>8051953
pfffft...
When are they going to talk about me?
Now would probably be a good time to cry yourself back to sleep, Cirno.
Feast up next
>>8051966
>what a timing, have to go
>thanks for hosting matey
>>8051966
More sleeping? Come on!
Feast time
And the duo are back at it again!
>>8051974
Byeeeee!
>>8051991
This is what happens when you spend all your time sleeping!
Final 3!
Oh, um, nevermind.
congrats, Beerus!
if the other anon is still here and willing to host then now would be a good time to do so
>>8052064
Well...thanks anyways!
>>8052064
Thank you for hosting
thanks for bearing with me in this default game, bye!
>>8052064
Congrats and thanks for hosting.
>>8052064
Huh? Wait, it's already over? Oh. Well, congrats Beerus. Thanks for hosting man.
>>8052080
Thanks for hosting mate.
>>8052080
Thanks for the match.
>>8052227
>>8052227
>>8052227
>Not actually hosting just so you know.
>>8052080
>Thanks again.
>>8052123
You should just hug Mokou, she won't snap your neck if you keep doing it
>>8052227
>>8052356
Obvious, but >kissu
>>8052356
Kek
>>8052356
Pretty good meme/10
Would steal
Is this how HG dies?
>>8052480
You've already stolen my heart
>>8052511
Finally
>>8052366
Not obvious!
...squidgirl?
>>8052526
Now what?
>>8052567
I meant for the comic
>>8052597
Don't ask me that, I'm just here to say I was here in the end.
ded
6
>>8052709
>>8052284
Am I blind or is this a troll?
Should I?
>>8052809
I think it's referring to characters getting wrecked in the bloodbath, which is the first panel?
If I somehow manage to get a 5, then this thread must have a 50% increase in activity.
>>8052809
it's fucking loss you dumbass
First 2. Will bump to 24 if needed.
>>8052829
That's kind of a longshot.
>>8052849
Sticks
>>8052849
Lord Beerus
>>8052849
Pratty
>>8052849
Todd Howard
>>8052849
Eggman-kun
>>8052875
Sorry, no manlets allowed in the game. New rule BS just implemented, Todd.
>>8052849
Lady Bomber
Ahri
>>8052849
A beta from Lichtenstein
defoolt
>>8052905
link to thE HOST POST YOU FUCKING CUNT
IT'S NEWFAGS LIKE YOU THAT RUIN THE GAMES
>>8052849
Mikan
>>8052849
Ignis Scientia
>>8052920
Would you like me to delete my post and just sit this game out then? Would that make you feel better?
Hoshi
>>8052933
you're being memed on
>>8052933
I'm just memeing. I have nothing else to do and I'm fucking bored.
Uraby
a big, thick, juicy cucumber
>>8052849
Hassan
Hoshi driving a Subaru
>>8052849
help me
>>8052849
mommy put the belt away
I'd host but I'm about to head off to bed. Later niggers.
>t. Irrelevant Nigger
>>8052849
but i poop from there
I'd host, but you niggers don't deserve even a default game
>>8052965
Sure, what do you need?
I'd host, but I'm actually busy being dead right now.
>>8053004
Aikawa, fuck off with responding to it.
I'd host, but check my 5.
>>8053023
I'd host, but this loser failed so hard I actually lost the motivation to host
>>8053012
help me
>>8053023
You mean this 5?
Now host.
>>8053023
>3
HOST
>>8053035
>5
OUT
FUCKING
SKILLED
>>8053038
Rest.
>>8053023
>Don't touch Erron Black for almost a year now
>some fag wants to steal him from my dead box
Can you back off other Erron? I know I never touch him, but I feel a lot better when I know an ava still belongs to me.
>>8053087
I'm taking over now.
Now check my 5.
>>8053101
I was gonna complain how some fag stole Erron Black from my dead box, but this loser failed so hard again that I lost all motivation to complain
TACO TUESDAY!
Check my 5 tuesday.
>>8053149
You disappoint me.
Now then, let me show you how a real master does it.
GIVE ME A GLORIOUS 7
>>8053141
Best ava coming through.
>kissu
Fuck this 6
You are all like babies, check my 4
>>8053157
Check this 7 Instead
>>8053160
I'll allow it for today.
Now how's about a 5
amataurs, 1
IF I DON'T GET A FUCKING 8 THIS ENTIRE BOARD WILL BE DELETED.
A 4
>all these failures
atleast use your numbers for something like this
Rolling time.
1: Hug the poster below you
2: Kiss the poster below you
3: you have to do a wish from the poster below you
4: ERP in the ERP thread
5: Date the poster below you, unless they deny you
6: Fight the poster below you
7: insult the poster below you
8: reveal a secret
9: reveal your love
0: Roll again fucker
Dubs: you can make someone do whatever you want
Trips: fuck this rolling shit nigga you got trips for fucks sake
If 5 I'll host a game on /hga/
>>8053141
>gropes butt
>All these attempts but no gets
>Mrw
>>8053200
Rolling
>>8053222
>>8053227
>kissu
wanna ship?
>>8053200
Sure. Why not.
check my +1 UID, cucks.
>>8053200
Sticks accepts this challenge!
>>8053236
nah
>>8053248
A secret?! No! They're watching us!
>>8053200
Another!
Go ERP
>>8053275
>holds your hand
Mind if I host after a shower?
>>8053286
A-anon I...
>>8053275
But I was just there yesterday! Is this a plot to keep me in the wrestling system?!
>>8053303
1 water filter, please.
Dubs decides what mlp ava i fag
>>8053297
It'd be appreciated.
>>8053200
Rolling.
>>8053206
Anon!
>>8053313
>she takes out a stone-wood looking bottle from somewhere unknown and gives it to the Anon
Here you go, stay clean from the goverment poison!
>>8053316
spike
>>8053329
Tacos, duh! oh and Adagio! oh! and pizza! oh and Donut!
>>8053316
Rainbow Dash.
>>8053331
>Drinks from the bottle
>Turns gay immediately
you betray...
>>8053329
What?
>keeps gropping
>>8053349
I-impossible! Unless...
>she points at the man
The goverment made you gay before hand! That or they took my bottle and replaced it with that!
>>8053355
>pepper sprays
Do you like spice?
>>8053357
Are you from the future?!
>>8053316
Trixie
>>8053361
>takes it like a champ, totally not crying at all
L-Love it
>>8053316
Trixie
>>8053369
Rerolling.
>>8053372
>tazes
do you love lightning?
>>8053381
Oh! Oh! what do I do in the future?
>>8053380
Assist
>>8053200
Rolling.
>>8053385
You die in the future
>>8053385
>has a heart attack and dies
>>8053400
Damn it!
>>8053401
Hey! anon, are you alive? why are you still grapping my butt?
>>8053200
Oh what the heck, give me another!
>>8053200
Check my 4.
>>8053400
Seems like I have to carry out some gay wish from you.
What you want pham?
>>8053200
Just woke up, but fuck it.
>>8053414
Oh shit nigger
>>8053412
Your butt is the only thing keeping me alive.
>>8053424
...
>>8053431
>pulls your hand away from her butt
what did you say?
>>8053439
>fucking die this time for real
>>8053438
>>8053424
>Don't, you are pure.
>>8053424
(Butt fuck it!)
>>8053448
>takes wallet and runs home with it
>>8053438
If I get a 5, you go in there and ERP as Claptrap right fucking now.
>>8053465
>>8053438
>>8053454
>I've...I've no plans to. Maybe I should just go back to bed.
>>8053465
>HOW WOULD THAT FUCKING WORK
>>8053461
>becomes a spooky ghost and haunts your forever
>>8053465
>>8053438
>>8053475
Anon, get out, I'm changing!
>>8053465
Oh gosh.
>>8053472
>>8053479
Oh gosh.
>>8053474
You know the way Claptrap's hands are pincers? You take one of those hands, and just
AAAAAAAAND OPEN!
>>8053482
If I get a 9 you ERP with me.
>>8053487
As if I'll do that even if you do get your 9.
>>8053482
That's like telling me "Please stay and watch the show"
>>8053487
>
>>8053493
If I get dubs, you do it with Adachi.
>>8053494
Fine then, I'll just change then.
>>8053501
Haha!
>>8053499
>>8053505
>takes a video
>>8053493
What are ya, fucking gay?
>>8053497
Free Shrugs.
>>8053501
>Off by one
Perfect.
>>8053506
Oh gosh
Will a 24 do?
>>8053511
You're a ghost! how the heck!?
>>8053518
Ghost cameras, duh, the other ghosts are going to love this
>>8053527
>calls the ghost-busters
>>8053543
O-Oh shit!
>floats away
>>8053516
Sure!
>>8053200
Morning roll!
>went to go play farcry 4 for 3 hours
>still dead as fuck
why am I not surprised
>>8053506
Absolute madman. I'd make it that much harder for you if I wasn't so busy
>>8053516
>Whatever ends my misery the soonest.
>>8053574
......
>>8053578
what the fuck anon you were supposed to play Splinter Cell
>>8053562
>Echo 1 rolls up to this anon, blasting coon tunes audible from miles away
YO YO NIGGAS
>Turns on the trap (music player) on top of Echo 1
BUSTIN MAKES ME FEEL GOOD
>>8053574
>Red must ERP
fucking KEK
>>8053562
>>8053595
Thanks officer!
>>8053574
Holy moly why is everyone going to have sex?
>>8053200
I guess since my trips weren't enough I'll roll again.
>>8053594
I know but I kinda already committed to farcry yesterday baka
I'll play it next
>>8053606
Wanna join them?
>>8053578
It's still officially dead hours. Atleast it's somewhat lively.
Give me 24 for a game.
PLEASE REFRAIN FROM LINKING PREVIOUS ENTRIES. I hate that shit.
-Keep names short
-No dupes
-Have patience since this is ran manually without a mouse
-Have fun
>>8053614
No, but I'll give my roll a shot
>>8053200
Don't make me do the things!
Sonata
>>8053620
Davis Pickle
>>8053596
>>8053606
>I just finish that yesterday, and now I have to do it again
>>8053620
Undead Ban
>>8053620
Claptrap
>>8053620
Fujiwara no Mokou
>>8053620
Sticks
>>8053620
>>8053617
Paperbag brown is a really ugly color and so are you.
>>8053620
Cirno
>>8053611
>baka
sm.h
>>8053620
Adachi
>>8053620
Arthur Pendragon
>>8053620
Araragi
>>8053620
Natsuo maki
>>8053620
Dawn
>>8053622
>>8053614
Haha! I got dubs, so now you have to go ERP Anon.
>>8053606
>is everyone going to have sex?
If only that were the case, to be honest family.
>>8053620
Slime Tits
>>8053620
Kosaku Kawajiri
>>8053620
Pratty
>>8053620
Junko Enoshima
>>8053620
Ruby Rose
>>8053638
>Refrain from relinking
>come on dude pay attention
>>8053620
Kurumizawa Satanichia McDowell
>>8053651
Fine, but you must come do it with me, I don't want to catch anything bad from those degenerates.
>>8053620
Beruka
>>8053620
Fumi Kanno
>>8053620
Shimakaze
(Male)
>>8053672
Nope!
>>8053620
Tsukinose Vignette April
I have something to tell you, HG.
>>8053620
Henri
>>8053685
Go on.
>>8053620
The 8-ball
>>8053620
Malthael
>>8053685
Nobody wanted to ERP with you?
>>8053685
That Tom Brady is the most successful Human Being that has ever lived? Yes I know Dachman.
>>8053685
Oh? What is it?
>>8053696
Should I eat a taco?
>>8053681
Did I waste my time taking screencaps?
>>8053716
I'll take that as a yes!
>>8053620
Sliver Queen
I want to violently fuck DDD's tight fluffy penguin ass and shove my throbbing meat down all the way while playing with his fat rolls, softly licking his arm pits as I pound that penguin boy pussy. I want to fill him with my warm sticky seed so he'll inflat, starting to float in the air before the air pressure kills both of us, letting my dick and corpse fall out of his body as cum will shoot from his anus, propelling him through the air like a rocket jet before he deflates like a balloon, falling into volcano, causing an eruption that would kill everyone in the area. The mountain would be named Mt.DDD, and on the mountain side would be a chiseled structure of DDD, scpreading his blue eagle ass, leaking lava out of it onto a village of waddle dees, all on fire and slowly melting away. Years later, they'll build a memorial of me fucking DDD in the ass with a milk fountain leaking from his cock, all down a sculpture of a mountain of Waddle Dees drowning in the warm semen. Everyone on Pop Star will come to see the statue and jack off to its brilliance, soaking the statue in their semen in tribute and remembrance to those who died in the volcanic incident. I'm also a lesbian.
>>8053620
CWO2 Trudy Chacon
>tfw there's no one in erp to ERP with, so I don't have to erp
>Click copy and paste
>shit keeps freezing on me
>Comp crashes moments later
Fuck this piece of shit...Two of you are in, just a little slow.
>>8053747
(Lair)
>>8053747
>didn't post a starter
Haha yeah okay bud
>>8053749
I hope everyone is ready to get their ass whooped, because I'm going to do the ass whooping today!
>>8053755
>Just look at the erp thread
>literally no avafags
>>8053747
>There wasn't anyone of interest that I wanted to erp with
ftfy
>>8053749
Rooting for the tittymonsters in d10 and 11.
>>8053749
Ready to be the hero!
>>8053771
>I'm just there being a nuisance if you want to join.
>>8053718
I've been playing her off-and-on for the most part when I'm not busy.
People like to say it's the easy way out, but I think otherwise.
I'm not taking the easy way out.
I won't be here tomorrow and I won't be here after that.
I honestly can't believe I stayed til today, honestly.
You'll figure out what happened to me, and in time you'll find out this was no surprise.
There's nothing here in this heart left to say.
I'm going to that favorite place I used to know, to that warm embrace no one knows.
It'll be better than where I am now.
Goodbye after today, HG.
I'll make sure to shitpost you all to death before I go.
>>8053776
>Not D7
Sm.h
>>8053749
Let's have some real fun!
>>8053777
>that doesn't count like erping
>>8053771
(But I'm right there right now.)
>>8053784
N-nani.
>>8053780
Well shit
>>8053793
>it doesn't look like erping
>>8053793
Remind me to read the Archie Sonic comics instead of just Megaman
>>8053771
>I can't start something myself! I've got to make myself look as autistic as humanly possible!
the best discord
>>8053791
>ERP, RP, just one letter off, y'know?
>>8053798
(Rude!)
>>8053800
(Read Archie sonic comics!)
Lets all go to fat camp!
>>8053798
>>8053807
>>8053807
>>8053806
>Thanks.
>>8053784
This is what happens when you're a Browns fan. Someone should stop that factory of sadness.
>>8053814
Nothing will quench my hunger, nothing!
>>8053814
Nobody can stop me, I'll eat all the food in the world
>>8053784
Please let this be real
>>8053805
>Nice one
>But still not erp
>>8053806
>I was joking
>>8053815
>ill erp with everybody except for the meme avafags
>>8053802
>im the worst on breaking the ice, leave me alone ;-;
>>8053840
Stop trying to make an excuse and get your stupid fucking ass in there.
>>8053814
Saber runs out of burgers. Somehow the woman with giant tits run a foot race, Mokou scores a kill with a stick while two others do something else with a stick.
>>8053822
You had 6 fucking minutes.
>>8053840
You're gonna get memed son
>>8053848
Five more minutes.
>>8053814
H-hey! I'm stuck!
>>8053848
This would be fantastic if I had a mouth! Or any digestive organs! I don't even know why I'm here since I can't get fat!
>>8053814
>Ahri sweats nervously.
>She hopes no one recognizes her from high school.
>>8053848
Pathetic, just admit your defeat!
>>8053848
Oi, keep that dangerous weapon out of my sight, else I'll ring the Peelers.
BIN THAT STICK RI' NOW LOVE
>>8053848
Guys stop! That isn't proper camp behavior! Araragi and Shimakaze are quite the pair so far.
>>8053848
>
>>8053890
HELP! I NEED MORE FOOD TO STUFF MYSELF WITH!
>>8053890
You guuuuys! That's not singing! Here, watch Maestro Claptrap show you how it's done!
>Horribly ear-grating attempts at """dubstep""" sounds ensue.
>>8053890
What the hell do you think you're doing?
Man, you suck at wrestling, you should really consider ending your life so to stop the embarrassment
>>8053848
>Ahri didn't buy boots before leaving like an idiot, and doesn't want to teleport back.
>>8053890
>>8053907
>Ahri is about to work up the courage to actually sing when Claptrap shows up.
>She wishes for death.
>>8053890
Araragi is a dumbass for trying to eat a whole chicken, which he's a dumbass regardless what he does.
One of you die from an infection and another from hunger. Shocking.
>>8053912
>raffs at you
>>8053890
I knew you'd come around sooner or later.
>>8053870
Can you leave?
>>8053921
>The diet goes out of hand.
>>8053921
Ha! good thing that the food never goes to my stomach!
>>8053928
That depends, are we going somewhere?
>>8053921
>Looking between Pratty and the plate, she sighs.
There is about 3 parts cheese, 1 part macaroni...
Why? Just... Why?
>
>>8053921
Tonight some of you dine on roasted pig...No wait, that's just another kid, carry on then.
>a fat Ruby
I've seen some shit while browsing images. Adachi has been penetrated.
>>8053949
This isn't how you ERP, you fucking retard.
>>8053949
I am gonna beat your FATASSES! because you've got some FATASSES! you used to have a chance, but no more, because you're FATASSES!
>>8053949
BLUE WHALE OFF THE STARBOARD BOW!
>>8053954
>extreme roleplays with you
>>8053954
Depends on where the tree branch went.
>>8053983
Don't worry, she won't be missed.
>badum tss
I really hope Adachi doesn't kill himself. I really, really don't.
>>8054006
Just for that, I'm going to.
>>8053949
>While the others eat flesh, she dines on essence.
>Who knew that fat people had fat souls too?
>>8053983
>Struggling with the obstacle course, Ahri decides to lay down off to the side.
Just... a small nap...
>
>>8054001
>Puts on her best exercise music and gets into a groove.
>Doesn't realize she's been working out all night.
>>8054012
:^(
>>8054001
>Very high death rate
>feast arrives
>hopes all the fatties fight to the death over the last greasy drumstick
>nothing happens
Don't know where it went wrong, but my love for this is gone.
>>8054025
Come on Beruka, you had a chance. Ahri forgets about leg day and another whale is harpooned, stay clear of the water.
>>8054037
It's a broken community Adachi. To be completely honest it's been this way for a while. You can stay and try to keep it alive, or leave and watch it die. It will go soon enough anyway.
>>8054025
>Beruka may be a good fighter of some kind, but she tries to contend with an actual hungry animal for food.
>>8054037
(You could just be burned out. Maybe take a break and come back some time later?)
>>8054057
>stay and keep it alive
nah. the shitposting clique needs to leave if theyre so sick of everything
>>8054051
Mokou that's just nasty.
>>8054057
We are stil very much alive tb.h. We just lack a sufficient number of hosts, which is why you poor bastards are stuck with me. And even if things do go further down the shitter I will stay here with the others who are dedicated and love this place for hat it is until it gets shut down.
I know you wish I was dead.
>>8054058
>>8054025
As to be expected of a kitsune.
>>8054051
I don't care.
>>8054081
Way to go Ruby.
This story's getting old and my heart is getting colder.
Forgive me, senpaitachi.
>>8054099
We are slowly getting there...
>>8054116
Well that's what I get for rooting for her.
No sense in waiting to post since it's a little barren in here.
>>8054116
>Ahri just stares at Mikan.
I thought you were better than this...
>She gets up and quietly walks away from the fire.
>>8054025
>High death rate
>game lasts 12 days
I can't wait for this to result in nothing happening as usual.