/TLHG/ - The Loud House General
Gorbachev's a lame-o edition
>Booru:
http://tlb.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=all
>Fanfics:
http://tlb.booru.org/index.php?page=forum&s=view&id=2
>Thread Archive:
http://pastebin.com/h2ZBJ3GS
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>Episodes:
http://pastebin.com/7p86SMZD
>Extras:
http://pastebin.com/59KNQH3Z
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News:
>Season 3 Green-lit for 26 Episodes
http://variety.com/2016/tv/news/nickelodeon-animated-hit-loud-house-1201893212/
>Season 3 Premieres Summer of 2017
http://filmschoolwtf.com/the-loud-house-season-3-release-date/
>The Loud House: "There Will Be Chaos" Available for Pre-order on Amazon
https://www.instagram.com/p/BM1oJEIjo4x/
>The Loud House Available for Free Comic Book Day, May 6th, 2017
https://www.instagram.com/p/BONxApojuAo/
>The Loud House Nominated for GLAAD Awards
http://www.glaad.org/blog/and-28th-annual-glaad-media-awards-nominees-are-glaadawards
>The Loud House Nominated for Kid's Choice Awards
nick.com/kids-choice-awards
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Upcoming Episodes:
No Such Luck (Monday: 3/13)
>Lincoln finds himself with unexpected free time after his sisters worry that he is bad luck, and ban him from attending their activities.
Frog Wild (Tuesday: 3/14)
>When Lana hears that Lincoln and Clyde's class are going to be dissecting frogs, she convinces Lincoln that it is wrong, and the two embark on a frog rescue mission.
Patching Things Up (Wednesday: 3/15)
>Lana and Lola try out for Bluebell Scouts, but soon discover that one of them may be more suited for it than the other.
Cheater by the Dozen (Thursday: 3/16)
>Lincoln and Clyde think that Bobby is cheating on Lori, so they conduct an investigation on him.
A happy Robbie is a cute Robbie!
ANON - Update and New Chapters List (MO4444R!)
>http://pastebin.com/DMPFQ29u
HIGHLIGHTED FIC OF THE DAY
>>lory pov<< >>lynn pov<<
Author: NewbWriter
CONCLUDED - http://pastebin.com/wpnqq5A3 / http://pastebin.com/WRYETaeY
Last Update: 29-12-2016
>After noticing some strange behavior from Lynn and Lincoln, Lori suspects something's off between them.
NEWS & Q/A
>I'll fuck off now. :)
http://pastebin.com/Ais4rUut
Goth Dork
Antimonium
>update line 11
http://pastebin.com/VHj5xRQA
Lisacoln
FumaFam101
>I'm starting to question how long Luan's chapter will actually take for me to write, I want to get to Leni already...
http://pastebin.com/KyFJGyC2
Living Loud talent agency part 3 (WIP)
cedric225
>And that's all for tonight I'll try to get some more tomorrow
http://pastebin.com/t4xZJgzT
Lily's big brother (WIP)
hospice-writer
>I fucking hate Clyde
http://pastebin.com/R6RqhqzJ
Bathtub Time Machine
cruelboyman
>Hey there, it's been a slow day so far.
http://pastebin.com/AheJUdsq
Forgiveness
Adullperson
>I hope those of you still following along enjoyed this update.
http://pastebin.com/E1jKUmFu
Cupid's Chokehold ( TLH / Green / WIP )
Geenymous
>For those who may care.
>I've updated this.
http://pastebin.com/v2tmzvFV
What can't be controlled
Adullperson
>Next session will be this Saturday, 9:00 PM GMT-3 (7:00 PM EST, 4:00 PM PST).
http://pastebin.com/pyfS1LAq
Godless Sound
Yourhead
>updated this
http://pastebin.com/Z017aFGj
Clyde's Adventures in Time Travel (WIP)
NewbWriter
>An anon a few days ago asked for a fic about Ronnie Anne teaching Lincoln how to ride a skateboard so here's a little thing I whipped up.
http://pastebin.com/pB3Mx468
Stick It to Ride
Emmay
Dubs
Cancer
>>8050301
Wall
Wait! What?
>>8053989
>>8050301
Remember not to trib the Mexiloli.
She's a treasure
>>8054030
Es un tesoro
Yes
She's the genuine treasure
Does Linka have a harem like Lincoln's?
>That episode Ben Garrison was a guest animator
>>8047423
I honestly think you discourage more writers than encourage them Quad.
>>8050301
Good Bye?
>>8054283
Didn't know that you were also gay.
>>8054321
how so
>Having a boo boo
>tfw there's no Lily to kiss it
>>8054338
Are you saying you wouldn't want to be splattered with Leni's cum?
Now this is a treasure.
>>8054315
Nice, dude
Hello
>>8054490
Is there anybody in there?
>>8054384
Is the booboo on your dick
>>8054572
>>8054544
Sorry, it's on my thumb
>You want to marry me then repeatedly get me pregnant?
>I don't get it.
>>8054628
You'll get it after we spend a life time loving each other and raising a happy family
This tuesday wasn't really that awful for me.
>>8054628
I was talking to your sister, though.
Check this
>>8054696
OH COME ON
>>8054696
Slow and Steady
Loli Lori!
>>8054266
She's the genuine SHIT
>>8054628
>you will never repeatedly impregnate your favorite Loud
Which one is most likely to break Rita's record?
>>8054749
>implying I wouldn't impregnate Rita eleven more times
Hi, I'm a newcomer to this fandom and boy Lynn is my favorite character. Can somebody draw happy boy Lynn please?
Also, I'm totally not HOT-DOG.
>>8054749
Leni, if only because she so badly wants to be a mother. And who could say no to an angel like her? She still looks stunning even with a bit of baby weight.
>>8054756
She's got Lincoln for that.
>>8054782
Hello Not-Dog have a hot-dog
>>8054684
Is it usually?
Have a Leni.
>>8054815
Have a Rare Leni
>>8054815
OH UNF
>>8054815
Dayum. I'll treasure this Leni
Out of all of his sisters, who do you think Lincoln has the most passionate sex with? The roughest? The kinkiest?
>>8054862
>Lucy
>Leni
>Lily
>>8054862
got the rest of this?
>>8054862
[spoiler]none of them[/spoiler]
>>8054862
roughest Lynn
kinkest Lori
passionate Leni
>>8054716
I want more Phee Leni!!
She's looks so adorable in this version!!
>>8054882
http://tlb.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=vs+comic
>>8054898
>>8054899
UNF
NICE
Not everyone is DF, somepeople need to do something to earn money. Sadfeelman
>>8054785
This tho.
She's definitely the most motherly of all the Louds.
>You will never experience the joys of pregnancy with her
>>8054919
CUTEST DINO!!!!
>>8054956
>>8046876
Oh, I get it. It´s Ronnie Reag-anne.
>>8054862
>Roughest Lori
>Kinkiest Luna
>Passionate Leni. Leni is for passionate love making and virginity losing.
>>8054925
http://tlb.booru.org/index.php?page=forum&s=view&id=15
http://tlb.booru.org/index.php?page=forum&s=view&id=94
>>8054925
And that's kind of just the nature of patreon stuff.
>>8054696
>He can´t even get dubs
What a mess
>>8055035
KYOOTI
>>8054972
I bet she pushes out big stinky "eggs" haha
>>8054749
Leni for sure.
>>8054862
>Lynn
>Lori
>Luna
>>8055076
haha
>April 1st, midnight
>Loud, rapid stomps can be heard coming from the stairs
>Everyone leaves their room to investigate the sound
>A blood curdling scream comes from downstairs, it sounds like Rita screaming
>The kids look down the stairs to see a mangled Luan on the floor
>There are multiple machinations around her
>It looks like she was in the middle of prepping April fools day when she fell down the stairs
>Their parents look over the body, feaking out
>The kid's run downstairs, making sure to step over the corpse
>Some of the girls start crying
>Some ask over and over if she's really dead
>No one knows what to do, until finally
>"Enough with the prank, Luan!"
>"Yeah, faking your death is too far, sis."
Everyone's mood change as they tower over the body, waiting for her to admit her prank
>"Give it up, Luan, we aleady know what day it is!"
>"Let's just leave her here."
>They all nod in agreement and head back to bed
>It's not until a few days later, when the body started rotting, that they realized she's actually dead
>They have a hard time explaining that to the cops
>>8055122
>Semen and saliva is found inside the body
>>8054733
EAT YOUR ICE CREAM YOU LITTLE IDIOT!!! BY THE TIME YOU'RE 11 A FEMALE LIKE ME WILL BE PRESIDENT SO YOU BETTER LEARN TO TAKE ORDERS NOW!!
>>8055142
This with Lincoln when?
>>8055165
Feels bad Lori
>>8054378
Well you take away there chance of getting additional criticism, if the writefags repost there work people will think there just fishing for yous with two pastebins up. I've seen people complain about not being on the recommended fic and seeing you get fan art before there fics do. That's why I think you discourage more writefags instead of encouraging them.
>>8055215
When my dick hit her
What if it's Lola the one who's better for the Bluebell Scouts in Patching Things Up?
>>8055215
When she lost her innocence and became a Whori.
>>8055215
the first time she abused Lincoln and got away with it
>>8055264
Then nobody will care
>>8055215
When Lincoln went back in time and fucked her.
>>8055264
I figured that was obvious the girly girl is better than the tomboy at camping and shit
>>8055231
Can confirm this, there's no point in trying to get into the game when someone has it on lockdown already
>>8055264
Could be interesting depending on how they spin it, maybe Lana just survives like wild animal and Lola actually learns the skill.
>>8055264
That was obvious from the moment we got the description.
>twins join scouts
>Lola is better at all the survival/camping skills that Lana
>Lana gets jealous/angry
>tries to get back at her sister by sabotaging her
>conflict happens and the two argue
>episode ends with Lana realizing that she was in the wrong and apologizes to Lola
>happy cute make up times
>>8054862
Where's the trans Lucy edit
>>8055264
Who cares, the episode has Lana in it, it's gonna be shit.
>>8054782
>(you)
>>8055375
Here
>>8055456
>filename
I'm not a spic, though.
>>8055456
SIBLI EBIN :DD
>>8055471
>On /tlhg/
>Not a spic
Besides we've all seen your picture transLucyfag
>>8055471
Fucking spic pedo translover.
>>8055521
You've me confused with someone else, amigo.
>>8055560
>amigo
FOR FUCK SAKE A MEXICAN SCUM
>>8055509
I have never once seen someone wear that headgear
>>8055560
>"Anon, like, where do babies come from?"
>>8055601
I'd love to show you.
>>8055596
Still not him.
>>8055578
Still not a spic.
>>8055601
When a mommy and daddy love each other very much, they purchase one at Babies R Us. They have a "buy ten, get one free" deal which is why there's eleven of you.
Why does this fanbase specifically attract so many spics?
Not like I'm one or anything
>>8055653
Pedophillia.
>>8055628
Sure thing buddy. We all believe you.
>>8055666
Satan knows best.
>>8055601
Fic of Lincoln demonstrating to Leni how babies are made WHEN?
>>8055666
Based Satan
>>8055456
I becognise that bulge :D
When are you pedos gonna go back to >>>/co/?
>>8055667
whatever m8
>>8055740
When your butthurt stops existing.
Never.
>>8054406
Now rape it
>>8055502
Cute
>>8055781
Leni is for slow, passionate, love-filled consensual love making.
>>8055679
Oh boy
>>8055832
And rape
>>8055679
wew lad
>>8055865
No. Fug outta here with that. Lori id into that kind of shit probably.
>>8055740
When /v/ likes and plays video games.
>>8055679
>Dumbo began to play on the screen. The big-eared elephant's tale quickly entrancing all of the little girls.
>Lincoln tried to focus on the film, and keep his mind from wandering as the girls around him gripped him.
>But their bodies were soft, and he could feel their weak breath against his skin as they rested against him. Holding onto him as if he was the most comfortable thing in the world.
>Nina and Tia held his arms tightly to his chest, quickly pulling them in tighter whenever he so dared as to even twitch.
>When he tried to gently pull his arm out of Nina's grasp to scratch is neck, the girl jumped on it, holding onto his arm with both her legs and hands, wrapping herself around it.
>She spent the rest of the film attached to him like that, her legs holding his arm tightly against her abdomen. The girk's breathing grew heavy and her legs twitched as he periodically (and weakly) tried to break free.
>Cookie was another kind of handful, being the excitable girl that she was. Her eyes followed the screen, her body inching left and right as she followed the elephant's movements. She rocked her whole body whenever the beast jumped, and leaned forward or back as the mouse scampered around Dumbo.
>This would not have been an issue, had Lincoln's member not been her cushion.
>He could feel her rear clearly through the pajamas she wore, and more often then not she landed so his growing erection was between her buns.
>Her age was both a blessing and a curse, as she ignorantly continued to press her butt against his growing erection, unaware of what it was.
>His eyes, darted across the room, he did his best to find something, anything to focus on to keep himself from thinking of terrible, sinful things.
>His eyes landed on Christina, her lips gently pressing against another one of her lollipops.
>The boy could almost taste her drool in his mouth again. This was not helping.
>He looked to the other guests, only to see Sofie suckling on Bunbun's ear
>>8056099
GDI, wanted to write more but I started a little bit too late. I gotta head to work, hope ya'll enjoyed this mini-update. Also ,added the two posts to the pastebin as well as fix a few of the grammatical errors and spellin mistakes i made. Take care ya'll.
>>8056139
Fuck outta here and take your qt shit with you
>>8055740
When /trash/ has less than 12 furry generals at one time.
What if Leni tried to mug you?
What if Luan was a crybaby?
>>8056196
What would a Black Loud House look like?
>>8056264
Rita would have type II diabetes
>>8056264
Lynn Sr wouldn't exist
>>8056248
But she is a crybaby.
[spoiler]just like me[/sigh]
>>8056196
Only thing she's stolen from me is my heart
>>8056194
so when hell warms up.
>>8056319
Beat me to it
How about a fic of Rita and Lori competing for best older girl/woman's figure?
Could start with Rita, then Lori gets annoyed and joins in.
If it gets lewd or not, up to the writer's choice
>>8056374
...The judge would be Lincoln, by the way.. Unbeknownst to him
>>8047423
>that skateboarding greentext
Does Lincoln pretend he's a Superman?
>>8056399
of course it would be Lincoln who else would be? Clyde? Anon?
fuck that
>>8056399
Probably be funnier if it was Lincoln, Bobby, and Lynn Sr.
>>8056374
Make it a threeway competition between Lori, Rita and Leni.
>>8056476
>Leni
Heheh, no.
>>8056476
Make it a competition between all of them.
>>8056476
>Rita and Leni for doming and more aggressive lewd and then Leni at the end for some slow and passionate love-making at the end.
Muh god damn dick
What if Luna need $2590.98 from you?
>>8056598
I only have two bucks and she has to suck my dick
>>8056139
You update quite a bit. Is there gonna be another update later again?
>>8056598
Download this image to die instantly.
>>8056598
I could get 3 hookers better than Luna for that and still have plenty of green fuck that deal
In an alternate universe, Cookie QT is Water Bottle QT.
>>8055502
I love this art style, is simply beautiful.
>>8054749
Probably Lori she came from a big family and likes a Mexican she'll probably have 23 kids
>>8056656
It worked! Thanks Lucy, I knew I could count on you!
>>8056734
You wouldn't even have to pay Luna.
>>8056740
>we had to wait for girl guru episode to give her a name
and so more cuties followed.
>>8056740
I don't want to live in that universe
>>8056598
Interesting
That's how much marring me would cost
>>8056740
>in another, she's Bitch QT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wQDZgpQk5e8
>>8056859
I'll not watch that video
>>8056859
>it's all jcm
whatever
>>8056196
>"Like, hand over your wallet and nobody has to get hurt!"
"Are...are you mugging me?"
>"Yeah, that's why I have the gun!"
>Upon a cursory glance, you see that the 'gun' in question is a bit of cardboard with the word scribbled on the side.
"You do realize that's just cardboard, right?"
>"No, it's a gun! I paid good money for this!"
>You stare blankly at the scarf-clad girl before you.
"Okay, I'm obviously going to get nowhere with you. It's cold out here and I'm going home."
>The girl looks shocked as you tilt her 'gun' out of your way and walk past her.
>You make it a few feet away before you feel your left leg become heavier.
>Unsurprisingly, you've picked up a passenger.
>"H-hold on, you can't leave! That's not how mugging works!"
"You kind of messed up the first part when you decided to not get a real weapon."
>You shake your leg to free it, but the girl has a tight grip.
>All you manage is shaking her scarf loose.
>"Please, don't leave; I can't go back home until I've mugged someone."
>The girl on you is giving you the saddest look you've ever seen.
>Your heart melts and you reluctantly stop trying to shake her off.
"Okay, why exactly can't you go home?"
>"Because no one will take me seriously if I don't."
"What?"
>"Everyone said that I wasn't tough, and I said I was, but they all laughed at me! I told them I'd do something really bad and then they'd have to take me seriously."
"I don't think anyone's going to take you seriously."
What if Lori invited you to watch her play with her little brother?
>>8056930
Go shill your garbage somewhere else jcm.
>>8056930
>muh jcm circlejerk
I'm back lads, wats been happenibg
>>8056941
Now pls make this into a full fic.
Leni being desperate to prove she is tough and then anon helping her out and showing her she doesn't have to act tough and that she's fine the way she is.
>>8055456
What was this?
>>8056941
This story is too try hard with the feels
>>8056977
Autismzilla posted cp again.
>>8056970
Lynn x Ronnie Anne when?
>>8056941
Moar
>>8056943
I'd tell her to get a worthwhile fetish and stop trying to give her brother hers.
>>8056859
0/10 delet this vid then delet yourself
>>8057037
fuck you
>>8057063
dye bich
>>8057063
Suck my cock dude.
>>8057020
There're two stories of it already
>>8057020
Lynn x Ronnie Anne x Lincoln when?
>>8055628
What are you then?
>>8057133
you're right, it's horrendous. I couldn't watch it for more than 15 seconds. maybe if you put Slayer or some ironic song in the background I would have enjoyed it more
>>8057122
Talking about the 3D models
>>8047619
booyaka booyaka 619
>>8057157
you know what fuck you, im gonna report you
>>8057160
i wonder when that guy is gonna do some ronnie x lynn porn
>>8057187
wow rude I'm just trying to help you dude don't be mean to me.
>>8057122
One I think never finished and the other jumped the gun hard.
>>8056941
>You really must've hit on a sore spot, because she starts openly crying on your pants.
>Damn it, you just washed them.
>Out of a combination of pity and pants preservation, you bend over and help her to her feet.
>She's still crying, though.
>You really don't want to get involved in this, but you feel bad for her.
>It's obvious that she doesn't really have it in her to hurt a fly, much less a person.
"Look, uh, whatever your name is-"
>"Leni."
"Okay, Leni, I don't really think you're cut out for this kind of thing."
>You can already see the waterworks starting up again.
"However, that's not a bad thing. I don't think you're 'tough', but you don't have to be. You seem like a very nice person, and you should be fine with just being yourself."
>"Myself?"
"Yeah. Sure, you might not like what other people say about you, but that's no reason to care about what they say. Just be happy with who you are and live your life the way you want to."
>Her prior frown turns into a smile and her tears finally stop.
>She takes one last chance to catch you off-guard as she tackles you into a hug.
>You feel very awkward.
>"That's the nicest thing anyone's said to me all day. Thank you."
>You give her a nervous chuckle as you uncomfortably return her hug.
"Uh, you're welcome."
>The overly long hug tells you that Leni is probably just a little bit special.
>When she finally lets you go, she wipes the last of her tears away with her scarf.
>"Okay, I'm going to go home and tell my family all the things you said."
"Alright, you do that. And please don't try to mug people again."
>Leni waves you a goodbye as she walks off into the distance.
>You follow suit and walk off towards your own home.
>What an odd day.
I LOVE LENI!!!!
That is all.
>>8057237
>maybe next time you will not be so harsh
I'm gonna admire Linka for her innocence in the wake of her own fertility and there's nothing you fags can do to stop me.
>>8057160
Saying x is very vauge
>>8057296
The frogposter makes 3d models
you like mexilolis, don't you anon?
>>8057266
Cute. CUTE!!!
>>8057294
>'''innocence'''
>>8057277
>You will never get these types of pics while dating Leni
No reason to live senpai
>>8057360
>>8057330
I thought it was just another sad Pepe
>>8057335
You got me
>>8057239
What happened with them?
>>8057294
>tfw you re drew
What a shame...
>>8057360
>You will never experience Leni feeling shy and embarrassed about sending nudes for the first time
>Ronnie is literally missing
>All these shitty ass Lincoln/Clyde episodes
>Badly written sister episodes
For god sakes, why are they doing this?
>>8057426
I hate to say this but the Lincoln/Clyde episodes are actually getting higher ratings than the sister episodes.
>>8057426
Blame pic related
>>8057426
>Episodes are just fine
>Implying Ronnie-Anne would make them better
(you) have this
What if Lori wasn't objectively garbage?
>>8057391
One was something about Lynn deriving pleasure from people getting hit, or something?
Other started off cute but then became more about Lynn betraying Lincoln's trust and ended with some sort of race scene or something.
>>8057426
I have no problem with the first one
>>8057454
Sullivan is my favorite CC
>>8057462
Then she would be even better than some of the other sisters than she already is
ErnestHemingwanon here, posting my fic for feedback and criticism.
http://pastebin.com/rw9KR5bn
>>8057487
I don't get it
>>8057487
I don't get it
>>8056656
YOU LIED
Everybody loves Luan
>>8057584
Loves to bully her, you mean.
>>8057584
Except Luan
>>8057490
Quite nice so far
Bitch I look like Garfield
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mmKX6GhRBC8
Season 2 seems like nothing but filler with some gems
>>8057600
Well it's not uncommon for comedians to be self-loathing and depressed. She must have some real skeletons in the closet.
>>8057466
So one is about Lynn getting into bdsm? And what kinda race foot or car?
What are some fics with this slut?
>>8057641
Bruh, just finish | Season 2 | and get to the | Season 3 |, it's a lot better.
| Season 4 | is garbage though, they completely ruined Rita
That little Leni fic got me in the mood to write. Anyone have a one-shot request?
>>8057683
Ok who even is this chick brunette haird chubby Leni?
>>8057490
It's very nice, but didn't exist a fic with the same thematic?
>>8057683
I think there's only one, and I'm not recommending any of that writer's shit
>>8057706
Lori or one of the other older Loud sisters is hiking until a rock falls on her leg. Making her hack it off.
>>8057740
I've seen at least three with her.
>>8057490
Sweet dude, pretty fun so far
I don't see any issues with it. Dialogue is fun and the descriptions are easy to read but still get the message across
>“And Lincoln, you better not do anything with my daughter.”
That was a good one
>>8057686
>Game Changer
http://pastebin.com/PakwVbcD
http://pastebin.com/HMg1j9w8
http://pastebin.com/3qPbLpBi
>Winner takes all, Brother Meant to Fall
http://pastebin.com/efH5dqAU
>>8057759
What are they?
>>8057730
That's a pretty cute Luan.
>>8057706
Lincoln teaching Leni to swim.
>>8057738
Yeah it's one of the earlier fics there's even two endings to it
>>8057730
N O
>>8057730
These are so cute
>>8057730
Forced ship
>>8057774
Ha funny well my plans aren't till 8 so if you're worried about juniper I can make sure she's good before I head out
>>8057730
>His Luan
Such a waste
>>8057876
You're a waste.
>>8057706
luan finds herself to be the subject of a leafy cringe video
>>8057462
>liking Ronnie
>garbage
pick one
>>8057883
No, Luaggie is a shit
>>8057730
i thought this was coyoterom for sec
>>8057921
you're a shit, desu
>>8057706
Rita wants to spend some time with Lincoln and knowing he'd rather read some comics, she stays with him in his room, to his dismay and embarrassment, and asks him about stuff.
Maybe tries to read his comics in her underwear with him
>>8057952
No, Luaggie is garbage
>>8057976
This, also Luan is shit
>>8057983
R E P O R T E D
>>8057983
Luan and Maggie are both shit thus deserve each other
>>8057983
FUCKING DELTE THIS
>>8057983
Not wrong.
>>8058013
Good point, maybe that's why that one guy is always shipping Lynn and Lori
>>8057706
Lincoln playing strip poker with his sisters
>>8058049
Soos already wrote a truth or dare fic for the ages
I got you in my watch, you chilean faggot.
>>8058006
>Zombie Lynn
but it's Lincoln
>>8058120
Wha
>>8058125
Well, you can see her hair.
>>8058152
You did it on purpose, right?
Fic when?
>>8058222
>implying Lynn can carry
Clyde's Adventures in Time Travel
Will update further later tonight.
http://pastebin.com/Z017aFGj
>Following Lisa's instructions, Clyde picked out a red shirt out of the like she brought him, and exchanged it for the sweater he was currently wearing.
>He was also handed a baseball cap, which he put on backwards in an attempt to act cool, to Lisa's cringeful disapproval.
>"You are trying way too hard." Said Lisa, "anyways, hand over the glasses."
>"But I need those to see."
>"Just trust me on this one. You will look like a completely different person without them. I have an alternative.
>"I am putting enough trust on you already...but okay."
>Clyde reluctantly removed his glasses and handed them over to Lisa, who carefully stored them in a small case. But before he knew could react, Lisa sprayed his eyes with some sort of chemical.
>"AH! AH!" He wailed in apparent pain, pressing his hands against his eyes. "IT BURNS! IT BURNS! WHAT THE HECK!"
>"It doesn't, Clyde. Open your eyes."
>The kid stopped running around, let go of his eyes, and carefully opened them one after the other.
>"I can see...perfectly! How?!"
>"Oh, that? Just a solution I prepared in case I lost track of my glasses. Nothing major. The effects should last around 26 hours." She said as she casually placed it back where it belongs.
>"WHY ARE YOU NOT SELLING THIS?!" Clyde berated at her in total disbelief.
>"My research is not for profit, but for knowledge. At least for the time being. Now could we please begin, we are 17 minutes behind schedule."
>>8058222
Bonus if it's Clyde's child.
>>8058247
>Lisa sat back on in the control board, impatiently inputting the settings again.
>"Oh, shoot, sorry." Clyde ran across the room and jumped on the capsule.
>"Here we go, Clyde! For real this time!" She pushed the level up once again. The machine began working as intended.
>Blue sparks clouded Lisa's room once more. The machine for progressively louder as the floor began to vibrate, the shake.
>"WAIT!" Lynn kicked the door suddenly, "I changed my mind! I wanna time trav-"
>SLAM, the door closed automatically at the touch of Lisa's keyboard, "You had your chance, dummy!"
>Clyde's visibility started to falter, everything seemed to get whiter and whiter. He tried to scream but no sound would come out of his mouth. His feet no longer felt like they were on the platform, as he if he was floating around weightlessly.
>"Good luck, partner." An echo of Lisa's voice was the last thing Clyde heard before everything suddenly went pirch-black.
>>8058253
am i going to have to post this everytime there's a mention of clyde ever getting any?
>>8058272
you're doing god's work, anon
>>8058247
It should say pile instead of like at the beginning. Samsung autocorrect is crap.
>>8057798
>Lincoln sighed to himself, shaking his head as Leni flailed about like a Magikarp.
>He waded over and pulled her to the shallows.
>"Lincoln, you said you wouldn't let me go!"
"I said I wouldn't let go of you in the deep-end."
>"But you did!"
"The water is four feet deep, Leni; drowning isn't possible!"
>Lincoln swallowed down his urge to scream and grabbed hold of her arm again.
>Leni had already begun rapidly breathing.
>As soon as Leni's feet no longer reached the bottom, she started flailing again.
>This time though, she hit Lincoln.
>As he reeled from the shock, Leni kept on screaming.
>When he opened his eyes, he could see that she was way farther out into the lake than she should have been.
>Lincoln immediately swam after her, actually concerned about her drowning now.
>Leni wasn't making it easy.
>Any way he tried to approach, she had a scratch, kick or a slap waiting for him.
>Being brave, Lincoln decided that the only way for him to save her was to take his lumps.
>He closed his eyes and dove under, speeding to grab onto her and drag her to shore.
>When he made contact, he immediately surfaced for air.
>Strangely, not a single blow touched him.
>Leni had stopped screaming as well.
>When the water had left his eyes, he took a look at his sister.
>She was completely still.
>Lincoln was beyond stunned.
>What happened to make her stop?
>As he pondered, he moved his arm to grip her firmly, but realized something horrible.
>He had not grabbed her stomach, but her breast.
>Lincoln could feel the inevitable backlash coming his way, but he wasn't going to let his sister drown.
>Awkwardly, he made his way back to the shore and let Leni go as quickly as possible.
>When he saw her face, he knew she was close to breaking down in tears.
>Lincoln knew he was not going to have a pleasant evening once Leni inevitably told someone.
>All he was trying to do was help Leni, and here he was going to suffer for it.
>Then the gears started to turn in Lincoln's head.
>>8057683
Geenymous has written one titled Good help I think, the-lizard has also written one but I cannot remember what it's called. Other then that, idk.
>>8058304
>He had not grabbed her stomach, but her breast.
Yes. YES. YES!!!! Keep it going
>>8058034
Lynn, Lori, and Luan fags made this
>>8058304
>Leni about to cry
Nuuuuu, Lincoln make this right
>>8058348
JCM's a lenifag, though.
>>8058304
This may seem like an odd request, but that's because it is. Can someone take some existing art of a character smiling and make it a .gif where it gradually fades from a smile to a neutral expression as it zooms in?
>>8057490
Will there be moar
>>8058369
Actually...
>>8058421
BETRAYAL
>>8058421
Lucy and Leni are babby's first loudfu. It's reflected in their fanbases.
>>8058421
The very best!
>>8058421
Wasn't it obvious?
>>8058452
>Lucy = Yellow horse
>Leni = Pink horse
White horse is best horse btw.
>>8058304
>Lincoln only had one chance to sell the lie he made, and he had to act fast.
>Putting on his best pokerface, he cleared his throat and met Leni's gaze.
"Well, Leni, it looks like you're finally ready."
>"Ready?"
"Yeah, totally!"
>"Wh-what are you talking about?"
"You remained perfectly still when I grabbed you, which is great! You're ready for the advanced swimming instruction I had planned to go through way later."
>Lincoln smiled from ear to ear, hoping his sister's naivete was strong enough to buy it.
>"You mean I'm almost going to become a great swimmer?!"
"Yeah, really!"
>Every lie he told Leni stabbed at his heart like a knife.
>Better that than being grounded.
"But you can't let anyone else know I'm teaching you."
>Leni took a double take as she heard Lincoln's puzzling demand.
>"Why?"
"Because...because then everyone will want me to help them get better at swimming, and I can't be stuck helping everyone on the rest of the trip. I need some me time."
>Lincoln counted out the seconds internally as he stared at Leni.
>He still wasn't exactly in the clear, and he knew it.
>Then a miracle occurred.
>"Oh, I totally get it! Don't worry, it'll be a secret between you, me, and the fish!"
>Lincoln pressed out a breath he didn't even realize he had been holding.
"Great! Now, let's get...back to it."
>Lincoln knew he was doing wrong, but he had already dug himself in.
>There was no way to go out of the hole but down.
>He then swam behind Leni and grabbed hold of her once again, but with both hands.
>Lincoln uttered a prayer in his mind that everything would work out.
>>8058488
>Not orange horse
White horse is second best tho
>>8058493
Oh yes
>>8058493
MORE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD. AND MORE GRABBING
>>8058493
damn son
>>8058421
The best for the best
>>8057774
As someone who is addicted to love drama slop, I liked it.
>>8058493
My boner is pleased
>>8058493
Woahhhhh
>>8058421
>lucy
fag
>>8057730
>Luan will never love you the way she loves Maggie
The loud house but every color is a gradient
>>8058272
But he is shugged by his fathers every night...
>>8058582
Imagine grabbing those puppies...Oh Lord
http://tlb.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=29928
>>8058625
unf
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>>8058625
>OCs
>>8058625
Finally
Now we need some actual fugging
CC's that are probably addicted to crack?
>>8058669
Do you like anything?
>>8058687
The black ones
>>8058617
You are wrong, because Luan isn't lesbian and she would never love a loser like you.
>>8058493
>Once again, Leni had gone still.
>She was completely calm.
>Lincoln seized the opportunity to push her further out.
>Leni had actually kept her composure, without a single errant limb.
>Maybe Lincoln could actually teach her something.
"Okay, now we can begin. First, you need to put your arms out to the side, Leni."
>To his surprise, she followed his instructions exactly.
>Her arms were completely out and locked into position.
"G-great! Now, just move your arms to touch your shoulders."
>"Like this?"
>Leni began to move her forearms inward, making the exact movements Lincoln had wanted.
>Maybe this situation wouldn't be so bad after all.
"Yeah, just like that! Now, I want you to start moving your legs back and forth."
>Lincoln had to wait a little longer for it to happen, but she was actually doing it.
>He could feel her calves brush against his own feet, moving in perfect rhythm.
>She was doing it!
>She was actually doing it!
>The excitement on Lincoln's face completely drowned out the fact that he was still molesting his innocently unaware sister.
>Lincoln decided to push the envelope a little farther, and pushed her a tad further out.
>They were almost back to where they were when he first grabbed her.
>She was still keeping true to her form, as if she'd been swimming this way her whole life.
>"Lincoln, I'm doing it!"
"Yeah, you're amazing, Leni!"
>Lincoln had been beyond astounded by the progress she had shown, and was blinded by this newfound pride.
>He then started to move her out even further.
>Right into the middle of the lake.
>>8058669
Ronniemishafags btfo
>>8058408
yea
>>8058690
>liking shit
you serious?
>lynn pic
I guess you are
>>8058717
I like where this is going
>>8058710
You've seen what she wears. Luan is bonified lesbo
>>8058717
Oh God this is getting good. Make Lincoln teach her to swim backwards by grabbing the booty
>>8058717
Aw jeez
>>8058758
>Headcanon
Sure anon
>>8058735
I'll like your shit, faggot.
>>8058717
HNGH BONER CONTAIN YOURSELF
>>8058108
speaking about that
does anyone know when is he gonna update it?
i finally got around to read it and im compleatly hooked
CC's most likely to end up in prison in the next 10 years?
>>8058883
Nito, be a babyslutfag is dangerous
>>8058561
Which one or both?
>>8058906
Didn't he already admit he's a registered sex offender after a " misunderstanding "
>>8058883
Me
>>8058918
The first one, with the three parts.
>>8058929
what was the "misunderstanding"
>>8058883
(You)
>>8058946
He never fully elaborated but we were able to piece together it involves some incident at a public pool.
>>8058717
>"Uh, Lincoln, isn't this a little bit far?"
"No, we're doing great. I know you can do this."
>Lincoln continued on, until they were dead center in the water.
>Unbeknownst to him, Leni's prior rhythms were beginning to falter.
>"L-Lincoln, I don't feel safe here, pull me back to shore!"
"Come on, Leni, I believe in you!"
>As Leni looked at the seemingly endless water around her, she began to breathe rapidly once more.
>Lincoln actually took notice of this, and began to start freaking out.
>They were far too out to easily take her back in.
>A couple of kicks found their way to his shins.
>Leni was starting to panic again.
>"Lincoln, help!"
>What little form she had then fell to the wayside, as she entered full panic again.
>Lincoln took a couple of hits to the face from an elbow, and let go of Leni.
>As soon as the screaming started in earnest, he opened up his teary eye and went for her again.
>Lincoln tried his previously discovered secret and found it useless.
>No matter how he moved or grabbed her tits, Leni was still flopping like a zebra caught in a crocodile's jaws.
>The situation had gone completely out of control.
>Lincoln couldn't take many more hits, and Leni couldn't breathe underwater.
>Things were not in either of their favor.
>As Lincoln took one last blow to the noggin, he realized something.
>The sense of embarrassment was what did it, not just grabbing her breasts.
>Lincoln could only think of one thing more embarrassing than what he did to her previously.
>It was at that moment that he considered allowing them both to drown to save himself the shame.
>But all it took was the sounds of Leni gargling water to change his mind.
>He fought back all of his instincts and guilt, and reached within Leni's bikini bottom.
>As Lincoln slid his hand between her fabric and her flesh, he heard a breathless moan,
>Lincoln shamefully realized he had hit his target.
Ok now I am finally rendering lewd stuffs (for real now), it will take a few hours to finish doe
ronnie fags I hope you like this
>>8059001
OH GOD. OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH GOD
>>8059001
Oh dear
>>8059001
>Lincoln ends up sticking it deep inside Leni so he can hold her from behind to help her "swim"
>>8059001
>>8059001
Can the Lincoln log be a floatation device
>>8059001
God waiting for the next part is a torture...my boner can't take this
Hey guys, what'd I miss today?
>>8059087
3danon, you got my attention only because im a shameless ronnie fag
>>8059001
>yfw Luna's watching and schlicking to them
>>8059001
>Leni's wild movements had subsided once more.
>The water had only light ripples in the place of the previous reckless splashes.
>Lincoln could even feel her soft movements again.
>He began to let out a small cheer in between his painful coughs.
"S-see? You always had it in you, Leni."
>Lincoln put on the best smile he could for Leni in his pained state.
>"I-I'm swimming?"
>Leni began to return to her former cheeriness, and even exceeding it.
>She was on cloud nine.
>Lincoln felt happy for her, even if they almost both died.
>Now came the moment of truth.
"Leni, I have one last thing to teach you."
>"Huh?"
"You kind of beat me up pretty badly, so you need to get us back to shore."
>"W-what?!"
"Don't worry, I'll be helping you! You can do this, remember Leni?"
>His sister gave him a look of worry, unsure of her prodigiously increased skills.
>Lincoln simply smiled and gave Leni a confident nod.
>Leni returned his look with her own smile, and turned herself back to her default position.
"Okay, now, you need to do one last thing before you're a swimming master."
>"Whatever it is, I'm ready!"
>Lincoln spared no time in getting the last of her body prepared to go back.
>He grabbed onto as much of her ample cheeks as he could, and forced her back to arch forward.
>Lincoln could feel his captive hand slip further into Leni's sensitive womanhood, as Leni shuddered around his touch.
>Restraining himself from pushing the situation any further, he locked his legs around her hips and his arm.
"Kick, Leni! Kick like you've never kicked before!"
>Leni didn't need to be told twice.
>She immediately took to his instructions, and Lincoln could see the center receding from his view instantly.
>Leni was letting out constant sounds of restrained pleasure as she grinded against Lincoln's digits.
>Turning his head, he could see the pier and the shore just within reach.
>As the finally hit the shallows, Lincoln heard his sister let out a shout he'd never heard before.
>>8059310
Nothing
With how this cartoon looks so much like a comic, Im surprised no one has yet to make a mock up of a black and white newspaper 3 panel Sunday comic of the Loud House.
>>8059350
This...this is a masterpiece, keep going
>>8059350
HNGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>8059350
She needs that corn as a reward
>gingers
>>8059623
Those heart drips well never not be hot as fuck
>>8059628
>More Rocky
>>8059628
>Rusty has been in more episodes than Ronnie Ann
>>8059350
>Leni's body had finally reached its limit with that last blissful noise.
>Not a moment later, their combined weight sank them into the softened clay below.
>Lincoln struggled against the myriad bruises and aches on his body to get out from under Leni and onto his own feet.
>He reached onto a platonic spot for the first time in an hour as he pulled Leni completely to shore.
>Her excursion had left her completely drained, and unconscious from the combined exhaustion.
>Lincoln couldn't help but realize how peaceful she looked, despite the context behind it.
>Leni even had her grin still plastered on her face.
>He knew he should be completely disgusted with his actions, but Lincoln found pride in his effective, if completely unethical bonding.
>At least something good came out of the nearly disastrous encounter.
>Then Lincoln heard a distinctly different, yet completely familiar sound.
>He turned his head and saw another of his sisters fall from out of the brush.
>It was Luna, with her swimming bottom around her ankles and her shirt caught above her perky, petite breasts.
>When her head cleared, she nervously smiled at her brother.
>"H-hey, bro. I, uh, saw those advanced lessons and they looked pretty great."
>Luna stood up and smiled as she blushed at him.
>"Any chance you'd be up to show me in and around the lake?"
>Lincoln gulped as he felt his conflicted mood come about again.
>This was going to be one taxing vacation.
>>8059350
>She loses her virginity to the Lincoln Log
It's only right
>>8059671
thats not rocky dumbass
>>8059628
I hope Lucy's boyfriend reappears.
>>8059628
Woof, that family has it rough in the looks department.
>>8059701
>Oh boy, I wonder if Rocky will appear in the house of the ginger freak
>>8059683
no please stop it fuckin hurts
>>8059691
Very nice. You should write more often.
>>8059691
>>8059691
Hope you enjoyed that fulfillment, anon, because I really liked writing this.
http://pastebin.com/0Dfn2x3w
>>8059778
I did. You are the freaking man. Hope you get to write more of my requests because this one was amazing.
>>8059778
Good shit
>>8059691
>Didn't give her the Lincoln Log
Damn it...still good fic
>>8059691
noice
>>8059628
Older brother?
>>8059683
>>8059763
>>8059913
Father
>>8059836
>I made that edit
I'm sorry.
>>8059937
Angry drunk deadbeat dad?
Next Thread: >>8059319
>>8059763
Two of the more common background characters showed up in the Christmas episode in the mall where we see Bobby, and Ronnie didn't
>>8059683