HG thread
>>8043282
God I need to get Breath of the Wild soon.
>the state of hg
>>8043278
I want to reverse polarity too, anon.
>>8043274
>Couple of tangos are killed, but the ticking from the truck is getting louder
This is out of your jurisdiction cabron! Go back where you came from!
>Dabs into the thread
>>8043319
pretty sweet isn't it
>>8043324
Did he died
>>8043320
Hi Rubick.
>>8043319
No bible verses this time?
>>8043324
>breaks down door of the truck to find a large bomb, probably a few tons of explosives and begins to defuse the bomb
>>8043322
Bye. Finish the job.
>>8043358
Here you go.
>>8043269
Oh, I think you are going to get a lot more than you hope for. Say, it's rude to ask someone their name and not return the favor.
>>8043209
>>8043322
On the contrary, to face me is to court it. Watch yourself.
I am Beruka, assassin and retainer of Princess Camilla of Nohr. Watch your back. You may find a few axe-wounds in it if you aren't careful.
>>8043292
Old-fashioned doesn't mean ineffective, now does it?
>Just as quietly, she steps backwards.
>>8043371
wtf I love God now
>>8043292
>Distant shouting
I-It's not mine!
>>8043156
See ya around.
>>8043209
>>8043322
Funny thing about being someone like me is that I get no brother. Don't have any sisters either though. Later.
>>8043269
What an upstanding guy you are. I'm becoming pretty numb to it now. Just be glad you didn't do this to the real Mizore.
>>8043292
This boss sounds real important to ya. Maybe it's just me but he shouldn't be doing things like that. You look like you were running for your life just a few seconds ago. He scare you that much?
>>8043370
Don't let him disarm the bomb! Shoot the bastard!
>They start filling the truck with lead
>>8043390
Believe in the Savior.
>>8043433
Why does God hate the Browns?
>>8043232
Nah. Tanks are pretty versatile in the terrain they can travel. Cruising around the countryside waking up to new sights and a new place sounds like the life
>>8043269
It ain't but... THAT close is pretty... You know
>>8043454
Because God hates fags.
>>8043400
>loads up and cocks his machine gun, pulling out the bipod to rest on the top of the bomb, and starts to shoot down a few of the wetback kebabs with one hand while defusing the bomb with the other.
Come on... Just a few more seconds... No wonder Comrade Trump is building wall...
>>8043372
Ah, how silly of me! I am Rubick, the Grand Magus. With all this talk, you better not let me down. Not that I'd do anything drastic, I'd just be very disappointed, and you seem like the type who doesn't like to disappoint.
>>8043399
Real Mizore? Is this but a visage?
>>8043349
>Caught out!
>>8043455
I think there might be a communication error going on here. By intimate, you meant...like, beyond friendship, didn't you? I think I'm starting to understand.
>>8043481
You can't fool me, Rrrrrrrrrubick!
I kinda promised myself that I would host by 9:00 if no one else would. So yeah, give me 24 people.
>>8043455
Good, you're still about. The deed is done. Congratulations; you have earned this.
>>8043491
Fujiwara no Mokou
>>8043491
Dr. Disrespect
>>8043455
No, I mean like. seriously, I've lived in the thing. I'm short as HELL and I found it too cramped, even with all those changes.
>>8043491
Rika
>>8043491
Reigen Arataka
>>8043491
Gabriel
>>8043491
Hater of Classy Games
>>8043491
Switch
>>8043491
Eggman-kun
>>8043491
Kosaku Kawajiri
>>8043491
Lana
>>8043491
Mikan
>>8043491
Senshougahara
>>8043481
Trust me, you are going to love what I have in store, just for you~. What's your talent mon amie? Was I right about the necromancy?
>>8043491
Len
>>8043491
Tiny snek
>>8043491
Arlecchino
>>8043491
HEATH SLATER BAYBAY
>>8043491
I Don't Even Know Who This Character Is But I'm Sure One Of You Autistic Weebs Will Tell Me Her Name
>entry
>>8043491
Ash Crimson
>>8043491
Tap
>>8043491
Pizza
>>8043491
The 4chan man
>>8043491
Rubick
>>8043491
Beruka
>>8043491
Suz.
>>8043495
Beautiful.
I thank you.
>>8043491
Tomoe
>>8043491
Sora
>>8043495
Congratulations!
>>8043491
Squid Girl
>>8043491
Terror Remover Soviet
>>8043538
yeah id tap alright
>>8043491
Kaito
>>8043531
Believe it or not, you actually got her name right. It's "I Don't Even Know Who This Character Is But I'm Sure One Of You Autistic Weebs Will Tell Me Her Name".
>>8043209
I don't know where this animosity is coming from sir, I don't have any business with you.
>>8043232
>He looks on edge for a moment, almost ready to attack, before puffing out his lips and making a ringing sound again
Purururu~ Purururu~
Hey, hey, where is that coming from? Is there a phone around here?
>>8043379
No, you're very right I suppose! It's just odd is all, I believe they call it culture zap...err, culture clash?
>>8043395
>The ringing continues for a few moments
Purururu~
>He then pushes his way around you, picking up a rotten banana from the trash
*click*
Ah! Boss? Is it you? I've met a few very strange people, many of them say they already know me--
Yes, sorry boss. Well, some of them are calling you an enemy, do you want them disposed of? Yes, very well boss, Thank you boss.
*click*
>>8043491
Vinegar Doppio
>>8043491
Shigure
>>8043521
My talents are numerous. Telekinesis, control over arcane energy and an inherent protection against other magics. There's another one, but I'll leave that one unsaid. It'll be my own secret.
>>8043491
Bolin
>>8043574
Damn I am good.
>>8043491
fluffy dog in mirror
I could leave it at 24. I could make it bigger with 36 if I get two more. Your choice.
>>8043583
Different lands, bearing different levels of technology...yes. It's only to be expected. Even I can tell you're nothing like us with just your clothes.
>>8043633
bigger pls
>>8043633
Fortune Teller
>>8043598
Excellent, just excellent! Just what I wanted to hear, I'v been waiting for someone like you, everything is going to plan.
>>8043633
Vomit Goose
it's not delivery
>>8043655
you look like a faggot
>>8043659
its digiorno
>>8043633
Sucy Manbavaran
>>8043583
>She continues to grin, drawing out a small, light wrench from her satchel, and tossing it to Doppio's feet. She then takes a few rapid steps backwards.
You know...I bet I know what brings you here, too.
Adachi post some bible verses, I need some guidance in these dark days.
>>8043655
Going to plan? I don't much care for being a pawn in the machinations of others. What are your intentions?
>>8043491
Maria and Harusame
>>8043664
Thanks for your irrelevant opinion.
>>8043700
Reminder that God hates fags.
>>8043491
Amami Rantaro
>>8043695
All in due time mon amie.
>>8043718
Sucks for you, doesn't it?
>>8043491
Camilla
>>8043583
B-Banana's are even in cahoots with them!?
>>8043491
Raphi
Here we are.
>>8043741
>>8043560
>>8043676
>Swap.
>>8043727
I'm not the faggot here, faggot.
>>8043727
>Sucks for you, doesn't it?
kekkk
>>8043647
>>8043741
>>8043721
>Swap.
>>8043741
>>8043551
>>8043729
Let her get in, Mizore.
>>8043741
I, Reigen Arataka, accept this challenge.
>>8043755
Oh boy. If you're willing to hand me your spot, that must mean I'll be winning, right Mr. Fortune Teller?
>>8043772
goodluck yuno
>>8043784
>>8043741
deny this
>>8043784
>>8043759
>>8043744
>>8043755
A lot of you are doing this tonight, huh? Alright. give me a few to start this all up.
>>8043727
When that time comes around, it better be exciting. I've lost some enthusiasm now with this talk of a plan.
>>8043780
I'm happy to hear it! Thank you for believing in my skills!
good luck, you know?
>>8043797
>>8043800
ZA
>>8043745
Ah, denial, the first stage. Don't worry, mon amie. You'll soon come to terms with who you are. But hey, it's not the end of the world. I hear that Pence fellow can cure you. So cheer up!
>>8043803
Well...I hope you don't mind sharing! That's all I'm going to say. It'll be fun, when it's over. You'll be a new person entirely. Think of it as a fun way to start over.
>>8043800
Sorry if it's more work for you. I just thought she should have a chance, you know?
>>8043841
>trying to redirect and hide your own gayness
Still haven't come out of the closet, huh?
That pizza was giving me a dirty look so Maria's not in.
>>8043741
alright, kiddos!
Let's get this show on the road! The 2 time 1993-1994 Blockbuster Video Game Champion is here and he's ready! Violence, speed, momentum!
Bring it on, punk kids!
>>8043866
Hey, don't be jealous because I'v had more success with the ladies. I can give you some pointers if you are frustrated!
>>8043892
Huh, I'm still in? Let's get going then!
>>8043892
...For what purpose would someone try sexualizing my car? Moreso, when did I get one of these? I hate cars.
>>8043892
I've arrived just in time to watch a new game. Oh good.
>>8043892
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V-5NXA5tTNc
>>8043841
I'm no stranger to sharing, or at least making others share with me. From the sounds of it, we've already got that in common.
>>8043892
I apologise!
>Rubick goes in reverse, driving over the girl again.
I can't properly operate this machine yet!
>Rubick goes back in drive, reverse, drive...so it repeats.
>>8043912
Boys dressed as girls aren't actually women.
>>8043892
Eat lead cyka!
>>8043912
Can I have some pointer please?
>>8043953
Wonder who their bull is
>>8043936
Hey, Ahri. Too little, too late, huh? Sorry about that.
>>8043892
Nice try, dumbass.
>>8043892
>>8043916
Somehow I swap Kaito out instead. Man am I tired. Sorry about that.
help me
>>8043741
>>8043892
>C-can someone confirm that I'm not blind? I'm in the roster but not on the first slide right? I'm just blind right?
>>8043994
>That's fine, but my eyes.
Oh boy, here we go with the forced memes
>>8043948
Hmmm...I think this is going to be partnership that's going places. I can see it now! Besides, we also share an affinity for the color green.
>>8043953
Sounds like someone found out the hard way! You gotta to be pretty blind bro, not to tell the difference.
>>8043963
Yeah, how about you stop being annoying. Simple.
>>8043994
Uh... Mizore?
>You goofed.
>>8043994
Oh no...I seem to be missing. I guess I'm not on your good side, am I Mizore?
>>8044010
It's always the same guy or group. I wonder who.
>>8044018
You're trying pretty hard to misdirect from your faggotry, faggot.
>>8043980
>She waves a hand dismissively.
I'm not too worried. I'm more interested in watching this time around.
I'm more interested in one of the tributes anyway...
please help
>>8043642
You're right about that ma'am, about that anywa--
>The boy begins puffing out his lips as the ringing starts again
Purururu~ Purururu~
>>8043682
>He picks up the phone, ignoring you and your comment
Hello, boss? Yess, boss, there's a girl here saying that she knows me, and all about you! That's a problem, isn't it? Do you want me to dispose of her?
...I see. Very well boss.
>*click*
Sorry miss...what were you saying?
>>8043736
Who are they, exactly? My boss was just telling me he doesn't know who you are, meaning you're not important, nor are you important to our business. Do you mind explaining why you consider us an enemy?
>>8043892
Is running the only option? Perhaps if I used my phone, I could hire a cab.
...ah, I guess there's no helping it.
>>8044044
>helps
There you go bud.
>>8044025
>>8044026
I think everything hates me at the moment.NOt sure why it cut out like that. But Camilla , Snek, Amami, and len died in the same event.
>>8044033
Trying? Nah, that would be assuming you were worth effort in the first place. It's alright, I'm sure you'll find your special someone. Loser.
>>8044044
Never stop shitposting that retard, you glorious bastard.
>>8044045
>The very first trace of emotion that has crossed her face now is...confusion.
...What?
>>8044082
You're still replying to me, so I must be worth some sort of effort in your brain.
>>8044081
I don't hate you, Mizore. I just really loathe you.
>>8044037
Oh, alright. Good to see you anyway!
>>8044081
I think I got beat somewhere along the way too...
>>8043994
>>8044081
oh
>>8044018
You do have me a little concerned, though. Where as I "share," you've made it out to sound like you "steal." For any kind of partnership to flourish here I'll have to know which it is.
>>8044081
>The car then rolls down a hill and into a lake
Cursed machine!
help me.
>>8044045
>She briefly glances at the distance between them as if counting, before nodding to herself.
"I bet I know what brings you here, too".
>>8044116
You too, Sora. Do you have those stories of other worlds with you?
>She leans forward, arms crossed over her stomach.
I'd love to read them.
>>8044103
What's that? I can't hear you. I'm too busy having a girlfriend and being more successful then you.
>>8044125
But that'll ruin the surprise! I thought you liked those.
>>8044081
Everything should be mostly fine now. Protip, don't do this stuff when tired.
>>8044112
You wouldn't be the first. No skin off my nose.
>>8044116
I just put Camilla back in your spot and put Kaito in. Yeah this has been confusing.
>>8044153
>still replying
lol faggot
kill me
>>8044153
>you
>having a girlfriend
Pfffft
>>8044163
I wouldn't be surprised. You're an easy one to love, Mizore.
>>8044164
Hey look, I found someone just your match. >>8044187
Now the both of you can be miserable together.
>>8044148
Well... I don't have the journal with me, but I remember every place I've been to pretty well anyway, so I think I'll tell you about one of the first worlds I've been to; Wonderland.
>>8044163
Got it.
>>8044163
get outta here hobo! I got places to be!
>>8044153
I think I know what it is now. Rest assured, I will not make it easy for you.
If you succeed though, then all the glory to you!
>>8044163
>The smoke doesn't hinder Rubick's driving as it's already terrible enough to not be affected by it.
>>8044163
Suz clearly has the best way of killing someone
please help
>>8043759
Thanks, darling.
>>8044218
>still trying to suck my cock
stop, faggot
>>8044237
>Like a good neighbor state farm is- There. With a tomahawk cruise missile
>>8044237
Get outta my way, Tap!
You can't handle the speed and momentum of the Doc's ride!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LatorN4P9aA
>>8044237
Getting fired to death is the worst way to die. I would only wish that on my worst enemy. Maybe some other people as well.
>>8044289
>scratches
end me
>>8044234
You're more than welcome to theorize mon amie. You'll love it. And I'm glad your being a good sport regardless.
>>8044285
But it's so fun seeing you get all mad at someone better than you! Keep dancing my puppet!
>>8044309
later
>>8044312
>tumblr filename
>>8044224
>Ahri nods, her eyes wide with enthrallment as her tails swish casually back and forth.
Wonderland? That's a funny name for a country.
dead inside
>>8044328
>Forgot file. Damn it.
>>8044303
Cats shouldn't do that to dogs. That's just wrong.
>>8044304
Get outta here you punk kid, trying to scratch my car! Everyone knows the Doc's ride is forged from titanium!
The best gets the best! And i'm just the best!
>>8044237
>Rubick leaps into a bush, keeping silent as he watches the car drives past him
Safe...
>>8044312
If it works by touch then I could stand a chance...quite an easy chance, really...if it works like mine though, then...perhaps...and then if it is touch, then how fast does he move? If I were to...
>Rubick's words trail off as he begins to visualise different scenarios that may occur.
>>8044346
>Rubick drives through a field, a house and a market, but victory is victory. He pokes his head out of the car
No assassins can match my speed!
>>8044347
>stabs the tires
>>8044346
What a waste of a okay looking pizza. A few more deaths than usual at this point. Including a dog getting run over.
ASSHOLECHAN???
>>8044376
No assassins can match my sense of direction either, it would seem. Just keep sight of me and you'll be fine.
>>8044334
We tried to stop him. We tried to get him to fuck off before he could shit up the threads with more obscure bullshit. We failed you...
BERUKACHAN???
>>8044407
Would him avaing something popular make a fucking difference?
>>8044375
>>8044376
Sorry buddy! It doesn't matter if my tires are flatter than a pancake! The Doc just has too much momentum to stop winning!
Maybe i'll go back and grab a snack! Pizza, anyone?
>>8044393
BRRRRAAPPP
I LOVE YOU RAMSAY
why god
>>8044163
Wha?! J-just in time for me to run over these poor little ducks..
>>8044303
Good thing I had this installed.. It's better than running.
>>8044376
W-why am I hitting so many animals!?
>>8044393
>>8044376
Sucy, can you tell me the answer? I wanna know too.
>>8044533
Oh, no, a shitposter. This is certainly representative of the character from a game that maybe half a dozen people have played including Aussa's circlejerk.
>>8044527
Can someone give me a quick rundown on this?
save me
>>8044578
>pets
>>8044544
So do you guys stay in the car all time in this game? Pretty hardcore if you do.
>>8044578
We. Are. Trying. Don't give up hope, obscure hideous thing that appeals to autistics.
hope fading
someone should ava naruto
>>8044369
I'll leave you to it.
>>8044597
To hell with this. I'll retreat for now.
>>8044615
Try smiling. it might make your day better.
>>8044328
It's just what we decided to call it. Because the place was so weird...
You see, me and a couple of pals I was traveling with got there and well... Kinda landed over a hole without realizing it and we started to fall a long way down... But really slowly for some reason, so we landed safely pretty much. The place we landed in looked like some grandma's house, but the walls and even the floor had these weird pink decorations on it. Anyway, we all saw this little White Rabbit with a pocket watch and started following him so he could tell us where we were, but when we caught up to him, he was as small as a mouse and went in through this talking door that we couldn't even fit in unless we drank this weird potion that shrinks us.
Then after that, we caught up to him, but it looked like there was this... trial going on. Apparently, this girl named Alice was going to be executed for stealing the Queen of Wonderland's heart. I kinda... Intervened and messed things up a bit when I heard that, since I knew it couldn't be possible and knew who the real culprits were. Anyway, Alice got put in a cage while me and my friends were supposed to look for evidence that puts suspicion on the guys that I knew were behind this to go against the Queen's evidence. So we went into this weird forest where the flowers spat giant boulders out and fat purple cats talking in riddles lived to find some and presented it to the queen. But even though we pretty much proved what she thought wrong, she still tried to execute Alice! So we stopped her card guards from trying to take her, but the weirdest thing happened; she was just... Gone! And no one seemed to know where she was... Me and my friends did find her eventually, but that was way later.
>>8044625
You should kill yourself lmao
>>8044597
Thought Sucy died as well. Guess I'm just a little more clever than whoever made this.
>>8044544
I got my company to pay for it. It just took a while to contact them.
>>8044597
Her face still looks kinda scary..
How did we actually win that..?!
>>8044543
Don't you DARE.
kill me
>>8044659
ok that's adorable somehow
>>8044662
He was on his phone! Jeez.. Some people..
>>8044544
I don't know what I've just cut, but hopefully it does something.
>>8044597
I blame my partner. Kept getting in my way.
>>8044642
Ah, sorry, forget you were there! Yes, I'll be seeing you whenever you feel like enacting that plan of yours. Hopefully for you I'm not too much of an obstacle, but I fear I might just be. Until then.
>Claim to be morally superior
>Do this shit day after day
This is some autism on a whole other level.
>>8044662
Main reason I don't drive is because everyone else is annoying. Not just because I don't have my license yet.
>>8044704
It's Adachi. He doesn't give a shit.
>>8044597
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!
COME ON DAYBREAK GAMES!
>>8044699
Do you understand now, Kaito? Vehicles are horrible inventions. We're better off walking or riding bikes instead.
DUDE SHITPOSTING LMAO
end me
>>8044704
Whoever it is, they actually made me feel sympathy for the character instead of wishing it would just shut up or fuck off already. That's somewhat ironic.
>>8044719
can't run away with flat tires
>>8044710
This spot is just really small..!
>>8044729
But I'm sort of a vehicle.. If I give piggyback rides.
>>8044716
Yeah, I figured. Shame he had to resort to doing this after his ebin letter post failed to do what it intended to.
>>8044710
>Switch dead again.
>Well shit. That's enough for me tonight, congrats to whoever wins and thanks for hosting man.
>>8044656
>Ahri just shakes her head after he's done, staring in disbelief.
>She leans back, at a loss for words at the moment.
If the other worlds are anything like this one, You should write a book about all this. I would buy one, I can assure you of that.
>>8044710
Aren't we lucky that it's almost over?
help me
>>8044741
Okay, Yosuke or whoever autist this is. I think you're giving him a bit too much credit.
>>8044671
>>8044782
I WILL DESTROY YOU.
>>8044782
Hello there pretty lady. Want to engage in sexual intercourse in this fine thread?
I just ate my fresh cum
mmmmm sweet and savory
>>8044746
No, you're not. You're a different kind of machine. You don't have a gas pedal or a gas tank. You're a robot, and those things are killing machines.
>>8044755
The other worlds I explored all had their own thing to offer... Though I don't think any of them can really compare to Wonderland on the weirdness scale.
>brb shower
>>8044792
>>8044796
>dresses up for the anon
>>8044797
h-hey! you're supposed to share!
>LF
>>8044759
FUCK COME ON LUDO FINALLY WIN PLEASE
THIS IS YOUR CHANCE
>>8044759
>>8044816
I have good news for you then.
please help
>>8044810
God damn...
>>8044777
May as well have some fun at Aussa's expense, considering he spends all day having fun at the expense of my tax money :^)
One of his characters coming to life and lamenting its fate as an Aussa avatar is better rp than the autist ever did himself.
>>8044838
Rika's mom is FINE
>>8044826
HOLY SHIIIIIIIII
>>8044826
That was one more mistake from being a disaster. Still pretty bad though.
>>8044810
>>8044852
THIS ISN'T FUNNY.
>>8044857
Urgh. Whatever. Congrats, you. And thanks for the show.
>>8044857
The most causes of death was the gas station explosion that was cut off. Yeah, sorry bout that.
save me
>>8044857
What a depressed looking creature. I almost feel bad that it survived.
>>8044851
>>8044872
Is this your mother, Rika? She's very beautiful.
>>8044848
>implying the please help me is better :^)
I think it needs just a picture.
>>8044857
Congratulations, and thanks for hosting.
>>8044872
Is she single?
Alright brahs
Im crafting some shit in vidya and need to know what I should start upgrading.
This is all for aesthetic mind you.
Altight should I upgrade:
Air Force helmet
Some chainmail
Football shoulderpads
WW1 gas mask
Modern Gas mask.
Sniper rifle
Knight's plate armor
Or a chainsaw.
Thanks.
>>8044857
Thanks for the entertainment sweetie.
>>8044572
-Oldfags bow to Aussa
-In contact with Hoshi
-Possess autist-like abilities
-Control discord with an iron but fair fist
-Own codes &memes globally
-Direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line
-Will bankroll the first cities on /hga/ (Rika games will be be the first thread)
-Own 99% of AVA editing research facilities on Earth
-First designer ships will in all likelihood be Aussa d anon ships
-both avas said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in South Korea
-Ancient /b/ scriptures tell of two avas who will descend upon HG and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented roleplay progress with them
-They own RP labs around the world
-You likely have Aussa role-playing with you right now
>>8044903
>Without the slightest warning she throws a sizable wrench at Amami.
>>8044888
Thank you for the competition, Mizore. Next time you make it one that involves driving a car I'll be sure to push you down.
>>8044915
upgrade the gun and kill yourself
>>8044915
Stop playing a game with crafting in it fffffaaaaaag
>>8044888
Great game! And great host!
Even if i didn't win, getting those kills felt SO DAMN GOOD.
>>8044915
Upgrade your life and stop playing video games.
Get a job.
Get a girl.
Get a life.
>>8044920
He's also a scientist.
>>8044915
Take the sniper rifle and apply yourself
>>8044924
>gets hit
>>8044915
chainmail and knight's plate armor
>>8044924
>the wrench hits him, knocking him out cold
>>8044903
>>8044972
>puts bandaid on head
g-good as new
>>8044759
Am.. Am I really that heavy..? Aww..
>>8044802
It's unfortunate but how else are people supposed to get around? And having a ton of bikes on the roads isn't exactly better.
>>8044888
Congratulations Ludo!
Thank you very much for hosting Mizore! And I forgive you!
im free
>>8044912
She's not interested.
>>8044972
Bastard.
>She stomps off without even retrieving her wrench.
>>8045001
>draws nearer
prayers answered
>>8045001
are you really just going to leave him there, probably to die?
>noms burger
>>8045014
Not just yet, little one. We still have a lot more poor souls to save out there.
>pats the crispy critter
>>8045018
It's this place. Even if he gets killed, he'll come right back like it's nothing. Plus, I'm tired and I don't like the bastard.
>>8044972
Don't worry! For the great great great genius is here!
>The doctor appears and poses, but after all this he just splashes the unconscious man with water.
>>8045049
w-who else needs to be purified?
>>8045075
me :^)
DUDE
SHITPOSTING
>>8045039
LMAO
>>8045116
Stupid kuga fucking up the combo.
>>8044848
Everyone on this website has fun at the expense of your tax money, crusadefag. Kill la Kill yourself, you are on fucking 4chan, where morals go the way of disco and Skrillex.
>>8044983
>the band-aid does indeed help! He gets back up and thanks the anon properly
You're a good man. I hope one day I can repay you with something more than words.
>>8044978
To think she gave birth to Rika. What went wrong...?
>>8044984
Walking helps. Boats are also very nice too, but that only works when it comes to sailing.
Anyway, that's just my problem. I don't expect others to bend and twist to benefit me.
>>8045001
Goodnight, Aussa! I hope you sleep tight.
>>8045064
Oh, I'm quite alright. There no need for your ridiculous antics here, good doctor.
>>8045125
actuallt thats yuno with the nice rp blankposting
>noms burger
>nom nom nom
>>8045126
this desu
Not much of a difference between being a literal autist and someone who shits on them baka
>>8045156
The fag who actually gives Aikawa the time of day? Now I regret giving it a (You).
>>8045140
>>8045051
>>8045195
t. mizuzu
You think they're gonna look back on all this in less than a month and deny having anything to do with it?
>>8045209
breast-licking is my fav, thank u
>>8045229
probably.
>>8045221
I don't need to explain myself. I don't like you or the character you play. I don't like the way you half ass replies to anyone who doesn't play a female ava, and stalk out the people who do. It's disgusting and I want no part in it.
How many of you want to fuck Rika's mom?
>>8045209
>Amami covers Rika's mom's areola's with band-aid
I guess this would be a little more appropriate, but it would be even better if you put your shirt down. Please, for the children's sake.
>>8045167
>>8045039
>>8045248
This always makes me smile. Misuzu based af.
>>8045252
I want to impregnate Rika's mom.
>>8045252
i want to fuck my own desu
>>8045252
>she'll never cum ectoplasm all over your loins as you drive your meat stick into her
First it was Hoshi
Then Aussa.
Who's next?
What happens ehen there is no one left to shitpost?
>>8045140
If it helps to hear I don't drive much, I'm not really allowed to go far without permission.
A-and my doctor antics aren't ridiculous..
>>8045252
>Wanting to fuck any PC98
>>8045252
>cowtits
>old hag
hell nah
>>8045284
maybe they'll shitpost themselves :^)
>>8045262
agreed
>>8045284
Junko or Red
>>8045287
>fucks your Maria
>>8045307
Self inflicted rape?
>>8045284
>Then Aussa
Not even. Hoshi just kept breaking until it got revealed that he was actually gay.
Aussa seems to be a slight bit tougher even though he's an autist and is ignoring whatever dead horses are being dumped in here p good.
>>8045195
That's something really petty to hate me over desu.
>>8045318
>Fucking a corpse
>>8045252
She's pretty old. She's at least fifty. I guess her being dead is pretty bad as well.
>>8045307
fuck no
>>8045327
He learned, at least.
>>8045285
That's good to hear. I think we would get along much better if I knew for sure that vehicles won't get in the way. It puts me at ease, that's for sure.
Your doctor shenanigans are ridiculous. If I wasn't already dead who knows what the liquid you pumped into me would have done. It was the luck of the Irish in your case, I guess.
>>8045327
yeah I respect aussa now
Dubs give a new ava to play as
>>8045339
I'll keep it preserved
>>8045367
pico
>>8045367
keijo
>>8045298
It would be a shitty feeling. When you find out there is no one to shitpost. Then you'll have a hole you'll never fill. One that easy bait threads on /v/ or /pol/ wont fill.
>>8045367
A rock
>>8045367
A Robot Master.
>>8045367
hiro
>>8045367
Someone from a DMC game
>>8045374
>That's a real gamble you're taking there. You might get AIDS or some shit.
>>8045367
Go avafag someone from 2006 Garo.
>>8045367
Maria Robotnik
>>8045422
>golden knight garo
Damn, didn't expect anyone else to know of that.
>>8045422
Oops, 2005. Still the same show regardless.
>>8045345
They're just prop needles though, they're just water and coloring, you think my company would actually inject people with crazy things?
But yeah, having a short leash is good sometimes I suppose.. I know the town surrounding HQ very well.
>>8045367
Jar Jar. Do it for at least a week.
>>8045367
Keijo :^)
test!
>>8045449
>>8045485
That's an appropriate face for what's going on.
>>8045485
I've seen some shit
>>8045485
Nice. Can I get the Jar Jar too?
>>8045538
>>8045556
My fuckin nigga. Thanks.
ok, night hg!
My room, no cleaning edition.
>>8045562
sweet dreams babe
>kissu
>>8045444
Yes, I do think your company that I know nothing about would do that to someone they don't know or care about. perhaps my father screwed them over in a way that meant revenge? Who could possibly know if that man.
And getting acquainted with your surroundings is good. It makes it all the more enjoyable to walk through when you don't have to worry about maps.
>>8045538
>>8045562
Night, Ahri.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x26RqQNHZNI
>>8045573
Mexico?
>>8045583
Grazie mille.
>>8045601
why did you assume it was her
>>8045637
It was muh gut.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nFn6K5L1pZA
>>8045645
I think your gut may be wrong anon.
I have an inside source.
>>8045659
>>8045604
>>8045672
L-Link?
>Blake
>>8045669
What's this inside source say?
>>8045680
That wasn't Ahri.
>>8045562
Goodnight, have a pleasant rest.
>>8045580
Huh? I don't know your father though and I have injected other people with that stuff..
But there are really nice stores around where I go, a mall even! It's always really packed and I get recognized a lot.
>>8045723
I miss Ta and her dog
>>8045723
I'm really glad I never interacted with ta-class.
>>8045700
Oh. Then... Who was it?
>>8045723
I miss Bloobob.
>>8045742
Be glad you didn't get the brunt of it
Man I miss the augmented games.
>>8045742
>tfw don't remember anything before /trash/
I could have been ta for all I fucking know.
>>8045986
a crusade to push all of the discordfags out
>>8045945
I guess that's where we're different, Kaito-kun. Then again, we're both famous for two completely different things. If I were in your shoes I might like having a fan come up to me to tell me my music made a difference in their life. It'd make me feel...good.
>>8045955
You don't look like a monster to me. Just an ordinary goat that somehow learned how to speak.
A butcher is someone that makes it possible for us to buy meats. ostrich, buffalo, alligator, bear, and sometimes goat meat.
>>8045997
We know lf.
>>8045973
I think all the problems I was having is fixed now. I'd rather just wait for someone else to do it though.
>>8045986
Screw it. May as well try. Tsukune Aono? May the real one stand up?
Look at this ket
>>8045973
>If you give me a bit to get settled and set up, I will.
>>8045976
Huh? B-But what'd I do?!
>>8045988
Alright! Hiya, Mizore! I'm Asg-
...Wait, how'd'ya know my name already?
>>8046030
But I'm not'a goat! I'm a monster! N'how does that guy get all'a that meat?
>>8046062
10/10 would pet
>>8045955
Eat up till your hearts content, lil'dude!
>He offers the goat his icecream-cone.
>>8046062
thats no ket, thats a pussy
>>8046062
that you just found?
>>8046054
Will the real Slim Shady please stand up. Please stand up.
>>8046073
Oh you know what you did.
Don't lie ever.
>>8046062
it's alright
>>8045955
What am i talking about? I'm talking about the incredible skill of the Doc when he walks into any room!
Lemme ask you; do you have the tools to success, Goat man?
>>8046073
Sure, sure, a goat.
He gets the meat by...you know, it's best if I don't tell you. I wouldn't want to give you nightmares. It would be rude of me to bully someone I've just met like that.
>>8046062
>Outlaw Star
Fuck I forgot that existed
>>8046073
This place is teeming with goat monsters that can talk. But I managed to narrow it down to you being Asgore. Pretty clever, huh?
>>8045996
>>8046155
a SANE host please
>>8046030
I guess I was a little selfish.. What are you famous for? I don't know a lot about other famous people, my company likes us to just focus on ourselves.. I know it sounds pretty 'center of the universe'-ish.
>>8046157
>>8046073
Oh look, it's our local bad hombre! Better run as fast as you can!
>loud nigger in /b/ tries to justify pedophilia to me
>completely fine day ruined
I can't believe I tried to talk with the mentally ill.
Post music. Guess ava.
>>8046191
Nice blog, idiot.
>>8046192
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gs069dndIYk
>>8046191
what
>>8046191
expecting anything from a b-tard.
>hugs
it's okay now
>>8046084
>Without pausing for a break, Smolgore polishes off the first cone and then grbas the second, digging in yet again.
>>8046098
I'm not lyin'! I dunno what I did! I didn't do anythin'!
>>8046106
Uhhh...I got magic. N'my friends.
>>8046112
Awww, but I wanna know! Cant'ya just give me a hin-
>>8046157
>Smolgore appears to start suffering from a panic attack after hearing this.
What?! B-B-But I don't wanna get chopped up! I don't wanna die n'get fed'ta humans! Go away!
>>8046135
Wait, what?! I thought it was just me n'Tori!
Uhh...adult Tori. Not the Tori I know.
>>8046192
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHacDYj8KZM
>>8046192
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjI4p8_NZVc
>>8046191
>expecting any better
>>8046192
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UX-pzBkL6Zg
>>8046218
Ringading.
>>8046196
Fuck off back to erp.
We have rights her niggers
Adapt or get the fuck out of our country.
>>8046192
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bio99hoZVYI
>>8046192
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_F1ect8H58c
>>8046192
https://youtu.be/0c9958OoTL8
>>8046192
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lHZyLdmW_xw
>>8046191
>avafags a loli
>hangs out on /b/
>weeaboo-ass filenames
>
>>8046224
Guess again
>>8046192
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W6tOvCqoNuQ
>>8046210
You'll be my dinner and you'll like it!
>pulls out butcher's knife and a fork
>>8046177
I'm shocked you don't know. Maybe it should stay that way? I wouldn't want you seeing me in a negative light. after all. Plus, if I tell you it might prevent you from focusing on yourself. It's that insane.
>>8046210
Here's a hint: Run.
Heya! Slow day or err night I should say, right? Don't suppose anyone needs something done! Shoe shine maybe?
>>8046192
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-zA1jRmAYfU
>>8046192
>no one posts my preffered music
feels good
>>8046260
Join the Anti-Demon Bucket Brigade!
>>8046192
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPd5oLhCcpw
>>8046271
gtfo faggot
>>8046210
You did lie before.
You and me know that very well.
You spend more time here now.
Im going to marry Riko.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Oj79WGfQec
>>8046260
Hmmm...nope! Sorry, but I can't think of anything that would require you to help me out this time either. Sorry, Leo...or is it Leon? Truth be told, you look more like a Leon.
>>8046286
who
>>8046255
What have you done?
>>8046287
BECAUSE I AIN'T GOT RHYTHM
>>8046260
Nah! I'm good dude.
I can do all that myself, but thanks anyway.
>>8046259
Where?!
>>8046258
>Smolgore sees the deranged anon pull out the knight and fork.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
>...Smolgore...ran...away...
>>8046210
>She sighs as loud and annoyingly as she can. Her breath being oddly visible for a human.
That was another joke, little dude. It's hard not to hear about you around here so it ain't hard to get your name.
>>8046260
It could be better. Something to do, eh? If you pay me, I'll pay you back.
>>8046307
Trying to summon nobu...
>>8046192
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CGrR-7_OBpA
>>8046192
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r80aUCMqHRE
>>8046318
>knight
>*knife
>Please end my eternal suffering and misery.
>>8046318
Run away from the butcher, silly. Do whatever it takes to survive! I believe in you, so I know you can do it!
>>8046327
Nobu is sleeping, you shit!
All of the idols are so cute :3
>>8046259
Don't worry about it, you don't seem like a bad guy at all, it's more about the actual person than what they're famous for.. Right? But I don't like thinking about myself all the time, that's why I have a garden, I'm surprised they allowed me that to be honest.
>>8046366
>slaps you in the catface
>>8046318
Hey, don't get so active now! It'll ruin the meat!
>The butcher sniffs the air, tracking the scent of the fleeing monster. He gets a whiff of the monster and begins his pursuit
Sup fellas.
Do a thing hg I'm bored
>>8046210
Friends? No, no, no! Those aren't the keys to success, okay goat? To be a real G.O.A.T. you need three things!
Violence, speed, and momentum! And lemme tell ya, i got those keys. I ain't gonna tell you how to live your life, right? But i'm just telling ya that my keys to success can make your life SO DAMN GOOD.
>>8046366
love live is shit
>>8046275
Is...is that an actual thing?
>>8046295
...
>Leo's face turns red
Just because I don't look girly doesn't mean you can call me a guys name!
>>8046316
Geez, talk about a rough economy. Can't a gal find a job anywhere?
>>8046323
I... don't really have much to give, sorry.
>>8046378
Come on Anon, give him a break... Put the human utensils down...
>>8046392
..You can't really have a brigade with only one person....
But it's important so you should join!
Pleeeaase?
>>8046121
>tfw considered picking someone up from it
>>8046383
「D I R T Y D E E D S D O N E D I R T C H E A P」
>>8046378
>your nose leads you to a bed covered in rose petals with an overweight male sitting in the middle
Come get your meat.
>>8046366
Maki > Umi >>>>>>> literal shit > everyone else
>>8046368
I'm a little surprised myself. I can't picture you having any interests, let alone one in gardening. So, what kind of plants do you grow? Assuming they live long enough to grow.
>>8046392
Are you seriously a real girl? Wooow! You've fooled me, Leon. That's not something that happens all the time, so feel proud!
>>8046348
Play the piano for me.
>>8046417
>LF thinking he gets to have an opinion
:333333333333333333
>>8046433
That's Doos you worthless cancer patient.
>>8046433
>LF
Fuck off, that cuts deep
>>8046402
YOU WIPE THAT SMUG CATFACE OFF THIS INSTANCE OR I'M TELLING MOM
>>8046400
Aye, I would if I could. But the family needs feeding, miss. More so now than ever since the stock died.
So no matter what, I'm going to BE EATING GOAT TONIGHT!
>>8046415
>The butcher's arms fall to his side as a puzzle expression scrawls over his face
What the fuck are you doing out here, in the middle of a goddamned forest?
>>8046433
I bet you like Rin you shitter